/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55865422
50k is life changing money for me...

>>55865422
20k is life changing money

>>55865422
Jeff Bezos is a demon

500MT will change the landscape.

>>55865422
Guys that Apu makes me sad. I just want him to be happy :(((((

$1 is life changing money

>>55865442
>>55865437
How poor are these people? This board is dead full of 3rd worlders.
I make this in like 20 days & I'M POOR.

15k would literally change everything in my life.

>>55865842
kek nice larp, I'm unironically from Illinois.

>>55865422

Yes.

>>55865422
I have 525k in index funds and 0 in crypto.

Getting nervous bros

>>55865422

I can't even get a job at amazon. Everyone was telling me it's super easy and I saw reddit threads saying the same thing. RIP Probably gonna end it this year.

>>55865422
I can't even buy a 2 bedroom condo in my area for 500k

>>55865422
$5 is life changing money

>>55865422
I would be able to grow 5k exponentially by reaping dividends from index funds and mutual funds to the point that it would become a life-changing sum of money.

>>55865842
nice LARP

>>55865422
I'm in college and I've saved all my life, I only have 200k, and I realized that even if I had double that I couldn't do much, just stay with CHIKUN until I have 1 million, and from there nothing, you need a source of passive income if you want to change your life

>>55865851
would you drink your own piss for 15k?

>>55865842
>demoralization fag

no you don't .

I got $30k after my grandma passed away and it hasn't changed a thing, I just miss my grandma :(

>>55865920
i doubt it. last i checked i needed to invest bare minimum 160k just to see any decent dividend payment. and even then it would only be about $600 per month.

>>55866009
some guys do it for free

>>55865422
If you put $500k into a 10yr bond at today's rates, you'd basically draw $1700/m for the next 10 years. You could live off a small part-time job. And at the end you get the money back. Would be amazing for self-development or building your magnum opus.

>>55866009
If you paid half first yes but wouldn't show my face.

>>55866066
Nobody asked you.

>>55866009
how's 500€ sound?

>>55866187
I wouldn't degrade myself to that level for anything less than 7k, you can have it my jeet fren.

>>55866214
wagecucking for 3 days is more degrading, dammit the life in Eastern Europe is degrading, on top of that we might be drafted soon
piss it is my benchod basterd

>>55866251
I still wouldn't do it for less than 7k even that would only be half.
Nobodies gonna give either one of us money but hats off eastern euro fren maybe post it on all boards offers to do degrading stuff if you're about to go die.

>>55865842
>I make this in like 20 days & I'M POOR.
Yeah, sure, buddy. You make $50k in 20 days. But maybe you should clarify that you mean by that is that one time, your portfolio went up by $50k in 20 days (before subsequently dropping by $80k of course). And because it went up by $50k that one time, now you consider yourself to be someone who "makes $50k in 20 days"

>>55865896
Buy a van, travel around, you might meet the right person or find the right place. Give yourself one more chance. A new life awaits.

>>55866139
But then you would have 500k in 2033 dollars which would be like 250k in 2023 dollars

>>55865422
$250k in a decent dividend can yield you $1000+ a month

>>55866296
The idea of someone pulling not even a million a year is unfathomable to you. Jesus christ you really are all a bunch of poorfags

>>55866539
that's my target!

>>55865868
Sorry someone bought that meth shack you kept posting.

>>55866556
Sure, about 0.01% of people reliably, consistently pull in that much a year. Overwhelming chances are that you're not one of them

>>55866575
It's nice additional income but I'd rather keep adding to it

>>55866477
Hopefully you've used the time to develop skills or assets worth more.

>>55865442
It's roughly a 10% deposit on a house, so 20k is pretty much the bare minimum to completely change your life

>>55865893
Sell