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>>55860781
Money makes me happy.
Working my job makes me happy.
Working out and losing weight makes me happy.
You fucking faggot humans make me unhappy with your fucking faggot opinions no one asked for and no one cares about.
Here's your (you).

i bought happiness with money

>>55860781
Money can buy you happiness anon, it can buy you a second wife

Just use the blackswan phase four tg bot to set your trading conditions and go on holiday with the new one.

>>55860823
Then go back slave

Yes.
Yes it does. You're a fucking retard if you think you can happy being broke.
You're wageslaving, I'm flying to Dubai for a business trip on a private charter and choking on caviar.
You're "enjoying time with family" in your miserable little house, I'm chartering a 100ft yacht for my brother's birthday.
You're a miserable fatass and your girlfriend is an equally ugly moo-moo with sagging tits and a butter face, whereas I'm enjoying the company of dozens of cute girls in bikinis as my perfectly in shape body gets massaged on my rooftop terrace.

If I had to live one day in your shoes, it would be the most depressing day of my life.
I can ruin your life instantly. I can show up at your house, say that I now have a sexual attraction to 3's and steal your girl.
You're broke, ugly and fat. You don't even know what this world has to offer. You live paycheck to paycheck like a third-worlder. You're one recession away from suicide. Meanwhile money lost any meaning to me years ago, it's not even real, I spend like there's no tomorrow and I still get richer with every passing day.

Back to where you started wagie!
Someone has to flip the burgers, dumbass.

money buys you the second wife that can't take half your assets

>>55860781
even as a teenager when i didn't need to care about money i wasn't very happy
now as a working adult, more money would make things easier but i'd still be unhappy

>>55860781
But it can buy beer and other drugs which is almost the same thing.

>>55860823
>Working out and losing weight makes me happy.
i unironically had someone tell me that i have body dysmorphia because after completing stronglifts and my body physique changing i said made me happy
even cheap tshirts fit me like a model now
my parents commented the last time they saw me
>wow anon your shoulders are HUGE!
it is amazing that the pro-fat propaganda has really made people believe that having an athletic body is a mental health issue

>>55860823
>You fucking faggot humans make me unhappy
Imagine letting other people make you unhappy, can't imagine anything more cucked, Now I'm happy laughing at you.

It buys you security and freedom which is practically a prerequisite for happiness.

There's a balance involved though. Don't be some fucking loser who one day wakes up at 40 and it's all over because you never took the time to enjoy being young and didn't see any of the world before you got weighed down with bullshit responsibilities.

>>55860823
>You fucking faggot humans make me unhappy with your fucking faggot opinions no one asked for and no one cares about.

He says while wasting time on an Peruvian pan flute emporium

>>55860781
>Money can't buy you happiness

Nothing is worse than being poor. Than not having any money to deal with simple things let alone emergencies. To live in a constant state of fear about not having a roof over your head,. no food, your utilities being turned off. The suffering that comes from work, studying and building is nothing compared to the hell of being poor. This cartoon is just loser cope.

>>55860781
why is he brown

>>55860781
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS
POVERTY CAN'T BUY YOU ANYTHING

>>55860962
hi mom

>>55861407
>21 graduated
Its so fucking over
26 y.o. and im just starting (for the 4th time) my first year in university

true

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>>55860781
I don't want to buy happiness

>>55860781
You're right, it doesn't, it never was the point. If you're so seriously braindead that you think that money will buy you happiness then (YOU) are the problem. Money buys security, stability, the potential for planning and a lot of options so you can choose. It can buy freedom, not happiness. The point of it all is BALANCE, happiness comes from maintaining an equilibrium of all the things you need and want, you can make money, work out, sleep and eat well and maintain a healthy social life without having to die in the process,. I've seen tons of anons here lately obsessing over x.com, the crux decussatta shit and a lot of conspiracies and that's the problem. If you obsess so much about meaningless shit and lose so much time being terminally online you will never be happy.
Just invest when you need to invest and figure out a good way to plan your day in a way you can make everything you need to do.

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>>55860933
>t.obese.

>>55861325
>it is amazing that the pro-fat propaganda has really made people believe that having an athletic body is a mental health issue
Thanks anon, I love you.
>>55861345
>Imagine letting other people make you unhappy,
Imagine giving your fucking opinion no one asked for.
If I stabbed you you'd be pretty unhappy, stupid fuck wit.
>>55861388
>He says
You can't say things on a text board, faggot.
You type on a key board.
It's amazing how butt hurt you fat fucks get.
>Giving your opinion no one asked for.
Humans are incredibly stuck up faggots.

>>55861993
Why are faggots telling me what makes me happy and unhappy?
I'm happy when I'm not around fucking faggots IRL.
On God my chaps.

>>55862703
I bought stuff and that made me happy.
I bought a laptop and that made me happy.

>>55862703
>If you obsess so much about meaningless shit and lose so much time being terminally online you will never be happy.
Shut the fuck up.

>>55862856
>your fucking opinion
>stupid fuck wit.
>>55862864
>Why are faggots
>On God my chaps.
>>55862952
>Shut the fuck up.

imagine being angry on the internet, couldn't be me.

>>55860781
Money buys everything. Even God.

>>55862809
Well it was wholesome for a bit, thanks 4chan.

>>55862966
>angry
Lmao.
Projection.
Fuck wit.
Look! I got the retard to (you) me.