/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55857620
Without context I have no idea what you’re talking about.

>>55857620
IT'S FUCKING OVER
SEC SHOULD BURN THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND

>>55857620
Fuck fuck FUCK

>>55857620
>>55857661

It’s Joever for SHIB. Bummer.

>>55857691
>>55857661
>>55857620

>>55857620
>>55857661
Shibarium. It's completely fucked.

NEVER TRUST BRIDGES
>NEVER TRUST BRIDGES
NEVER TRUST BRIDGES
>NEVER TRUST BRIDGES
NEVER TRUST BRIDGES
>NEVER TRUST BRIDGES

>>55857737
It's JOEVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHSHSGDHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhBHBBBBaahahahahahahahahahahashahajahajaj

problem?

So shibarium turned out to be radioactive?

>>55857620
https://youtu.be/SQxqEPl95IM
https://youtu.be/SQxqEPl95IM
https://youtu.be/SQxqEPl95IM

>>55857620
Lying! you get hit for lying. Get the buzz or the burning...

you poor fucks........

All that ETH is completely irrecoverable, there is no way to withdraw from the contract

>>55857620
kek sorry shibaggies.

>>55857737
more like never trust unstable pajeet autists like shytoshi who gave all the red flags ever.

This can't be real. Lmao.

Very important read

oh no who could've possibly known that a bridge called SHIBARIUM won't work omg what a shock

>>55857832
Jfc the ego of this retard.

>>55857830
>>55857825
>>55857817
>>55857790
>>55857784
>>55857689
This is what happens when tards that got lucky with a three token system try launching their own stuff -REKD
Their chain isn't even syncing... did they like, not test it at all???

>>55857851
Kek malding shibaggie get the fuck off my board.

Guys can we just calm down for a second? This will be resolved, just have faith in Shytoshi he got this!

>>55857844
literal shitchains made by small teams of 7 people have had more stability than this shit, and all Shytoshi had to do was fork an OP stack, then everything would've been alright.

>>55857851
SHIBAGHOLDERS YOU'RE SHIBAGHOLDING

>>55857661
They built a bridge, people bridged tons of ETH over. That ETH can now never be bridged back. Slightly bullish for ETH in the sense that ETH can never be sold.

Very bearish for SHIB, because they have proven they are completely incompetent. Trust completely eroded and probably takes them months to relaunch at best.

I would expect SHIB to fall to prices below pre-shibarium hype. Another 20% to 30% down from here would be a place to maybe start trying to bid. Probably goes down further though.

>>55857878
Look at the contract. There is no way to bridge out. And the chain died. They're going to have to restart everything now from L2 genesis.

New contract will need to be deployed. Contracts are immutable (unless you intentionally allow proxy upgrades or admin selfdestruct, which defeats the purpose if you want a decentralized trustless bridge contract). All the ETH in the current contract is locked forever.

why can't they get the ETH back? even if the shib chain never works cant the bridge validators, or whoever controls it, just take the ETH and and.sent it back?

>>55857922
so it was a one way thing? that's not a bridge... its like a proof of burn token... but they can just credit the bridgers in the new chain I don't get how it would be stuck.

This is the biggest LARP thread on the board. Congratulations, I'm sure you got at least one tard to sell.

>>55857931
That is not how it works. You need the L2 proof to withdraw, that's why it's a bridge. There are no "validators" or "controllers" of the ETH in that contract, it's all immutable solidity code.

The merkel tree root is fucked now because of the dead chain, they are going to have to restart and generate a new tree (and new bridge contract with that root).

>>55857948
Not a one-way thing as long as the chain is successfully sequencing. But NOW there is no way to bridge out, because the chain died.

>>55857959
That would be me.

>>55857620
not my problem. already got all my original investment out when it mooned and then some. i knew some fuckshit was going to happen because it pumped too fast and hard. whatever's left on the exchange can go to zero, don't care. if it moons again, i'll just sell more

>>55857737
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT COULD PREVENT THIS. SOME KIND OF WAY TO LINK THE DIFFERENT CHAINS. OH THE HUMANITY

>>55857959
? Literally look it up yourself, or ask anyone who put money in. People are screaming at them on twitter/telegram

Lmao what a calamity. I had a feeling this shit was a joke, Shib fags going into hiding.

Should have used CCIP.

I don't see any links regarding shibarium failing or the bridge lost eth.

mods should delete and ban

>>55857870
I’m talking about fagtoshi, you nigger.

https://voca.ro/1h9UaUw2QUNA
Oh no shibaggies, I told y'all idiots to sell when you still had a chance for almost three years now.

>>55857996
Imagine listening to some literal who swede cuck on twitter. I don't listen to "people" who post from a cuck shed.

>>55858060
He's an American of Swedish descent, he'd spell it Svensson otherwise

>>55858069
Sorry anon. Imagine listing to some literal who amerifat swede cuck on twitter. I don't listen to fat "people" who post from a cuck shed.

>>55857996
Wow a random chat log that could be anyone. This is the proof I was looking for. Just sold 100k.

>>55858054
kek

>>55858111
No worries.

Oh wow, memecoins sold on hype and snake oil turn out to be dogshit.
Leave it to the pros, next time?

>>55858033
>>55858060
>>55858119
ok. except everyone on twtr/dscd/tlgm is saying the same.

go ahead, put some ETH or BONE in. Then withdraw it. Tell us how it goes.

There's a lot of misinformation around but it's true that Shibarium is completely fucked, I deployed a contract and it won't even read, and a lot of people haven't received their $BONE either.

>>55858140
Why the fuck would I withdraw? Are you retarded? Ask yourself this, do you believe these people spent money just to bridge, just so they could bridge back? They either:
>are lying
>have no idea how to use a bridge
>are retarded
Probably all three because they are retarded twitter users.

HOLD YOUR SHIB, DON’T GIVE IN TO FUDDERS
WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS BROS

i bought 1 million SHIB for $17 a while back. Am I rich yet or have I lost everything? $17.

>>55858169
I appreciate your shibaggie LARP act anon, god bless

>>55858196
I don't own shib but I know for a fact this is a LARP thread because its entirely based on tweets from literal whos.

>>55858206
KEK, keep at it brother

>>55858187
I bought a billion for $22 around when it started getting popular. I'm happy with my investment. More than I ever made on Bitcoin.

>>55858060
i'd rather listen to this https://youtu.be/_9ZOL9ikd4M

>>55858187
It's going to zero, so you'll have lost everything soon enough.

>>55858119
Contract is right here buddy.
0x08C4b60fda8aA6239b7de7d165BCF6F1686Cad82

No exit/withdraw transactions.

Go ahead, show me your next goalpost

>>55857737
You have to be a complete fucking maniac to send your crypto around in the first hours of one of these launches.
>milady avatar
that person is trolling though lol

>>55858222
well damn. Those $17 could have bought a number 7 combo at McDonalds drive thru (two cheeseburgers). Now I have nothing.

>>55858206
>>55858183
naive motherfuckers have no idea the major fuckup that's happening literally right now, I bet you've never used DEFI either.

>>55858169
Bro what kind of cope is this? Did you read the pics I posted? Bridge dead, chain not even syncing properly. It. Is. DOA.

>>55857620
Hello sirs how to redeem the bridge?

>>55858253
This.
>Kek bridges
Ffs, most of the biggest 'hacks' have been bridges.
Why would anyone send any significant money into a bridge in the opening hours....

>>55858183
Your memecoin from last cycle is never going back above 10B bro just accept it

So should I sell my toad while I still have a 2x

>>55858253
>Bridged ETH to PulseChain first 30 mins of their bridge launch
>Took a day to bridge it through but all my funds secured
No anon you just have to pick not-trash finished products from people who test shit.

>>55858259
Those two cheeseburgers would've been very delicious. You missed out due to falling for the shibaggie ponzi scheme.
>>55858282
Never expect a shibaggie to be anything but delusional. They think a coin with so much supply and so much marketcap has any chance in hell to do a x100 from here. This is why they will remain poor.

How am I supossed to make any fucking money in this god damn shit for fucking brains market. These stupid fuckss can't even get an L2 right???? This shit might actually be dead bros

>>55858342
actually retarded ass SHIB failing hard is bullish for the market. stupid shit ass meme fuck

>>55858342
https://voca.ro/1owzRtCre1OA

>>55858342
We're all on Base and AAVE holding stablecoin liquidity for dear life.

>>55858342
trade shitcoins on ETH and the first week of new chains.

>>55858282
They haven't even figured it out yet on twitter or reddit. Right now they are asking why the price is going down after the "shibarium" launch. They dont even realize that for one its a sell the news event, and two that the whole thing is fucking borked. Wait for the post mortem where maybe a few of them realize shytoshi is a grifting nigger. Maybe a deranged shibbaggie will find him and do the world a favor by putting his head on a pike.

1. Where's the shytoshi post from?
2. toads about to get absolutely nuked even more isn't it?

>>55858284

Where is the actual twitter link?

>>55858394
its fake, who would write that?

>>55858404
>>55858406
>>55858394
The post is fake yes, but the fuckup is real, Shibarium launched and the chain is completely non functional, blocks aren't processing and millions of dollars have been getting burned at the Shibarium bridge.
https://www.shibariumscan.io/

It's just completely dead now, and it has been like this for hours, shytoshi is a fucking unstable schizo.

the fact that they SHUT DOWN the shibarium tech tg channel chat makes me wonder if this fud is real. I thought they just did it because of people whining about shitty price action.

>>55858492
Nope, they did it because Shib is a scam. I sleep comfortably knowing shibaggies get what they deserve.

>>55858436
It will take time, just chill and take some air up'ere okay?

ahah

>>55858666
Thanks for playing chump!

Hahahahahahhhaahhahahhha IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO PAY SOMEONE TO PUT IMAGINARY DIGITS ON A SCREEN, I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU LOSE IT TO SBF SCAMMERS. PHYSICAL METALS HAS 0 COUNTER PARTY RISK. SMARTEN UP.

>>55858666
Devil confirms Shib is dead. Shibagholders stuck in hell.

>>55858666
>>55858688
checked

>>55857878
Steady lads, deploying more capital! We got this shib army! Shib army strong. Don’t feed the trolls! Sure we lost that first 1k eth, but just dca and pretty soon we’ll be back shib army bros! It’s about community, not making a quick buck.

>>55858342
There are opportunities, but bear market so longterm product market fit or groundfloor memecoin moon mission are your only options.

>>55858666
how about You show the entire chat huh?

>>55858404
Pulled off of gigachad yourfriendsommi

this was the lamest larp ever, I pity you, like million pity

>>55858436
there's too much shib. shit needs to be burned anyway. millions of transactions. thanks for playing. you're loss is your gain, our gain

Explain to me why Vitalik won't fork the chain to fix this like he did for the DAO hack?

Why do you idiots actually transfer your coins to different places? Worst I've done is transfer eth to a metamask extension or use coinbase wallet. Why on earth would you take your 1 million eth and send it to a dogsite? Just because you can?

>>55858119
This is some next level cope. Seems like their bagholders are so retarded they don't even understand what is occuring.
I'll try to speak to you like you have downs.
The money went in the fire, but it cannot come back out because it is burned.
There is no fancy magic you can use to unburn the money, the technology for that simply does not exist. This is just rules that control our physical realm much in the same way solidity controls this moneys digital realm.

>>55858851
The shibarium chain is frozen. That doesn't mean the bridge contract is broken. If new blocks aren't being made on shibarium then how do you expect the bridge to function currently? Bridge is both ways and only the eth side is functioning at the moment.

Shib got mogged by d0b0 today
Unironically

>>55858790
Except it's ETH and BONE that's getting burned retard, and everyone was selling their SHIB for BONE in order to participate in Shibarium degen.

>>55858573
It's already FUBAR.

>>55858898
How it went down

>>55858885
If the chain has to regenesis then the merkle root (for posting cryptographic L2 proofs) will be different, and that is hardcoded into the contract. You can't just start the chain over and all is good, it would require a new deposit contract too. The current deposit contract is fucked.

>>55858811
im pretty sure he will, i got all my ETH stuck so i really hope so

>>55858902
and why do you fucking care, go on with your life

>>55858923
why would you put all your ether? that just sounds like a lie

I've finally figured out the mystery behind all the whales accumulating Shib in mass:
> They ALL know who Shytoshi is in real life, as well as Ryoshi. They all collaborated together to buy in mass to bring in the foolish normie masses to further prop up their bags. Thing is, they ALL knew that Shibarium would be the final hype catalyst/exit pump to lure in more normies. They ALL knew Shibarium would be a total flop, this was all a grand conspiracy amongst Shytoshi + all the whales. This is perhaps the single biggest heist ever in the history of crypto. Perhaps even bigger than FTX (ok, maybe not THAT big but you get the point - I wouldn't be surprised if SBF knows the Shib inner circle in real life himself). They basically setup this fake Shibarium bridge to steal every normies' Eth. Hence the ultimate heist.

So there you go. You all should've accumulated more Eth the entire time instead of following the false hope of Shibarium being the scaling solution for Eth.

>>55858885
You would need to regenesis the chain.
I tried the downs method and it still did not work.
Either way I came in here to popcorn, enjoy the ride down.

>>55858054
>Latinx spic
Kill yourself. That being said, SHIBBAGHOLDERS will continue to SHIBBAGHOLD.

>>55857620
He thought he was going to get rich by investing in a product called "Shibarium"...

people are saying they're seeing action on the shibarium block chain now, but it took like 3 hours to bridge.

>>55858831
DeFi literally makes the most money in crypto, you've either been living under a rock or underwater from holding too much LINK. Multiple chains have launched and they've all made good money for the degens.

>>55858924
>>55858951
No, it just needs to catch-up on pending transactions once the freeze is resolved.

>>55858811
He won't lmao, ETH is too big nowadays for shit like that. Anything goes in DeFi, if you're fucked you're fucked.

>>55858902
>retard
are you getting your SHIB back? no, it's literally burned, kys

>>55858926
cope post, as an answeer, it's because I managed to deploy a contract before the chain went down and it was supposed to make me thousands, although I only bridged like 5 bone for gas.

>>55858939
shibarium was extremely hyped and there were hundreds if not thousands of projects aiming to launch there asap.

>>55858974
https://www.shibariumscan.io/blocks
Still looks just as fucked

>>55857620
Why are you guys lying?

>>55859048
they shorted SHIB duh

>>55859005
how are you still breathing with this much brainrot retard, and no, I'm not a shibagholder, I was just going to launch a bunch of projects on Shibarium to make revenue taxing the crap out of shibaniggers and selling them worthless NFT.

>>55859028
I could understand the first part, but the second one is just bullshit and you know it

>>55859081
no you're just retarded and baghold CEX shit instead of going to DeFi where the real money is.

>>55857620
Literally just checked buy and sell orders and over a dozen plus buy orders have been filled in the millions.
Go away you fucking idiotz.

>>55859090
Are you even reading yourself? you don make a lick of sense partner. I want to believe you, trust me

>>55859097
This is the bridge contract for a new L2. Not anything to do with any market

>>55857890
>Very bearish for SHIB, because they have proven they are completely incompetent. Trust completely eroded and probably takes them months to relaunch at best.
You guys are so full of shit.
Nice scam snap chat group.

>>55859151
You fags are unsalvageable retards, you deserve to be bagholders.

>>55859126
https://ethereum.stackexchange.com/questions/119093/how-do-nework-bridges-work-e-g-ethereum-to-polygon-matic-bridge

>>55859163
>Dude everything is ruined.
>You should totally sell.
>Me? Nah, just trying to warn you to not bag hold this crypto I don't like.
Shiba inu is up 700k% since it's been made.
Literally go fuck yourself.
Gonna keep buying and holding.

Crazy all you shibtrads where sitting on avi hahahahahahahahahaha

>>55857620

KEK SHIB GOING UP STILL WTF IS GOING ON

>>55859175
Yeah and it was listed at the top where you bought, and now you're all bagholder CEX subhumans.

>>55859163
This.These guys only know how to respond with infographics. Shib started the whole inu trend which spun up thousands of memecoins. The crypto market already looked like absolute shit. Now it looks even worse. I used to have fun with crypto and now I don't talk about it anymore. These dogniggers ruined the fun. The punishment should be heavy bags and missing the next bullrun for participating.
>>55859175

>>55857620
https://decrypt.co/150495/shib-devs-shibarium-ethereum-bridge?amp=1

>>55857620

so bullish for pulsechain. Love seeing all your garbage projects fail hard af. Gave up trying to save you losers on this board long ago. Just relish in your fucking failures now LMAO

>>55859205
I hold nothing fella, but you seem to hold a dick inside your anus. Chill out bruh

>>55859246
KEK you got him anon

liers be like
WHY WONT YOU DIEE

Guys check plz someone said on twatter it’s been fixed.
T.Brainlet bagholder

>>55859308
Can confirm it's still FUBAR
https://www.shibariumscan.io/

>>55859339
you don't know how to look at a blockchan buddy

>>55858033
Kek nope, it's gone, the ETH that was bridged on Shibarium is effectively burned.

>>55857620
my name is paige hill,
i truly am scum,
a horrible loser with no life,
my anus remains,
untongued.

>>55859357
You should get your eyes checked and your brain tested for clinical retardation anon, the last block was still 5 hours ago.

wasn't there a thread a couple days ago about these guys bragging about not using chainlink? lel

cant find the thread, does anyone have the link? lol

>>55858923
Vitalik hates Shib, he won't do shit.

>>55859383
yes I remember that
though I don't think cl can solve total retardation aka idiot smart contract design.
I don't thin ari is hacking these bridges, defi devs are actually mostly retarded
t. solidity dev

LMAOOO couldn't be me. I bought Loopies.

Maybe they sabotaged it on purpose because coinbase just made an l2 and coinbase bought a ton of shib

>>55858708
ape together strong!!!

>>55859175
>up 700k%
on what? the fumes of hype?

Sent 100k, what should I expect fellow Shibsters?

people are saying they got their eth bridged over

>>55859908
they are lying. Look at the bridge.

>>55859806
Shibbed

Fuddies, I....

>>55857992
Do you mean like some blockChain Linking type of thing? Preposterous. I'd rather a bridge from someone called Shittoshi.

>>55859941
It's people I personally know so the scanner is messed up or some shit

>>55858027
no shit

>>55857620
1000ETH burned, bullish

>>55860239
People are receiving their eth on the l2 lol

>>55860287
is that new ETH from a different contingency wallet?

>>55857620
>OOpsie :^)

These cunts were planning this from the start

>>55858216
thanks anon that's actually a banger

>>55860308
Dunno I'll ask someone since I didn't bridge over but it sounds like the fud is bullshit because multiple people I personally KNOW said their eth got bridged over.

>>55859568
Though if they actually waited for CCIP or showed interest for early access, this would have never happened

>>55858902
>It's already FUBAR.
It would be if it was an actual serious software project.
The brainlets who were buying these coins before will have forgotten in a few weeks.
This is crypto, anon.
But yeah, this was a monstrous fuckup, it's just that in the world of crypto, a few memes can make up for it.

holy shit shibros its so over!!

>>55858811
because he only forced a fork through when he and his friends were affected

>>55857922
>Contracts are immutable
This is exactly why smart contracts have no future

>>55857620
Such an obviously shopped pic. Mine transferred fine

>>55858831
On any normal day, it wouldn't be out of the question for polygon or optimism to handle a $1m+ transaction. That's fucking Tuesday level sort of shit. You don't consider absolute failure when everything has worked up until you hit the button.

>>55861460
lol when? The last block was six hours ago.

>>55861479
3 hours ago

>>55861469
It's hard to say but if I had 1mil in eth I don't think I would be fucking around with shib. I would be hardly fucking around with crypto at all. I'd maybe own 20 btc, 100 eth and 100,000,000 of some shitcoin and call it a day.

>>55861512
https://www.shibariumscan.io/blocks

Literally six hours.
Five minutes from seven.

>>55858700
Kek

chain link has nothing to do with this you retarded baggies

>>55861564
Look at the post directly above yours.

Uhhhh why is the chain still dead? Is it truly FUBAR?

>>55859908
Bridging IN is not the problem, that's all on L1

Nobody can bridge back OUT. Look at it for yourself. All inbound, no outbound. They can't bridge out, because nothing is rolling up, because no blocks are processing on the dead L2.
https://etherscan.io/txsInternal?a=0xc3897302ab4b42931cb4857050fa60f53b775870

>>55861514
If I had 1mil in ETH, I'd cut it in half, 500k in savings, the other is split across the most stable liquidity pools I could find. I'd call it a day, collect a living wage from the earnings and never speak to you fuckers again.

>>55861452
Immutability is fantastic and one of primary purposes of crypto, it is absolutely fantastic when your devs aren't poopy heads.

>SHIB token admins laughing at their own bagholders

>>55861854
They made 10s of millions of dollars from SHIB liquidity, why would they ever actually care about the people? They are rich and will never have to perform ever again.

>>55861452
>immutable is bad
maybe you're the dumb one, anon?

>>55857620
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJ
*wheeze*
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJ
*cough*
*cough*
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55859383
>>55861270
yes, if only they weren't scammers.

>>55861528
>https://www.shibariumscan.io/blocks
that site doesn't even load for me now
>>55861536
nice. to add to the tinfoil, anyone remember the FTX <> Shib links, re: the "hey guys lets all buy shib" and also FTX & sushi deployer.

>>55862126
>>https://www.shibariumscan.io/blocks
that site doesn't even load for me now

They took down the blockexplorer kek

I knew it https://blog.shib.io/shibarium-insane-influx/
It actually works. like I said my friends had some of their eth bridged over. and a bunch of tranny retards trying to cause outrage on twitter because that's what twittard trannies do.

>>55861755
dumb

>>55862239
Shytoshi himself says they can’t recover the bridged ETH.
You can bridge in but not out. The contract is fucked, there’s no way back.

>>55862230
That’s all it is. Man that is actually toxic as fuck after next run I’m deleting that fucking shit app. That makes me sick shower of cunts

>>55862441
>That’s all it is.
Nah, the bridge actually failed.

>>55862262
>>55862716
read https://blog.shib.io/shibarium-insane-influx/

Lol @ all the poor, dumb newfags getting a raging fudcel boner and being wrong AGAIN.

>>55862262
That was photoshopped, the bridge got DDoS-ed by "retrieve" RPCs on the other end and should be functional soon

>>55862802
>>55862872
We all saw the block explorer for ourselves, anons.

>>55858054

>>55862912
You're just living a sad lie of delusion if you refuse to believe this. You really think they can't fork matic? Lol. Read the blog and stop looking dumb as fuck.

>>55862965
At the very least the ETH was stuck for 9 hours and counting.
No believing required, it’s all on chain.

>>55862991

>>55857620
https://www.shibariumtech.com/refunds

>>55863110
scam

>>55857817
I lost 20 eth :(

>>55863158
no you didn't

>>55862802
so fudkeks got btfo?

>>55863217
yeah pretty soon it'll be working smoothly

>>55857620
Should I buy more?

>>55863217
lol no, the assets are still stuck, see >>55863228
>”pretty soon”

And even if everything resolves itself, the lockup atill happened.

>>55863245
read this: https://blog.shib.io/shibarium-insane-influx/
>the lockup atill happened.
doesn't matter
>Give us time to scale with the amazing team at Unification

>>55863240
I did

>>55863268
>>the lockup atill happened.
>doesn't matter
Top kek

Also, the issue isn’t even resolved yet.

>>55863298
it will be

>>55863312
And if/when it is, it will still have happened.

>>55863281
Ok brb.

>>55863321
yeah but doesn't matter

>>55863217
Anon every shib project would be 90% down on top of the sell the news dump if this bullshit was even remotely real. It's been an entire day since launch. There would even be news articles about it by now. Good job /biz/ you beat r*ddit and twatter to the fake news. Also linkies kill yourselves, the nature of the fake catastrophe doesn't even have anything to do with oracles. Dumbest shithead bagholders on this board.

>>55863268
>pay for 400 million compute units per month
>need 160 million compute units per half an hour or 230.4 billion compute units per month
Looks like they underestimated the required throughput by 99.826% when building their chain. Whoops! Just a few orders of magnitude.

>>55863449
>throughput
ah yes, my favorite buzzword in IT.

>>55863442
>if this bullshit was even remotely real
It is very real. Even now the eth is still stuck.

>There would even be news articles about it by now
There are. Many.

Wtf is unification

>>55863530
https://www.xfund.com/

>>55862114
Top kek, get fucked.