/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55855055
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 1,743.784B, 98P = 17.794B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 1,796.725B, 105P = 17.112B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55855055
Thou walkest alone?

Flat is truth
Sneed hedgies

>>55855099
If the shills were smart they’d find something else to seethe about. All they’re doing is giving flat law more strength.

gme will win

Welcome to MOASS Casino.
Let the good times roll.

>DUBS
>ODD
>13

>>55855113
MOASS tomorrow then, because I don't want BBBaggies being able to buy back in.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Status: Comfy
Shares: Pure DRS Book
Hedgies: Kek’d

Feels good man

I am unsatisfied with the performance of this stockerino

Anyone else get horny when we're red? Cohen is really fucking us in our ass. When he cums MOASS will start

>just slurped 10 more shares
not sure why this guy wants to give me a discount, but thanks ken.

>>55855113
Hmm looks like its working.
Also new Playboy Bunny Jiemi from late last night.

Current workload:
>Cat Girl Jiemi
>More Astronaut Jiemi
>More Playboy Bunny Jiemi
>Several Jiemi outfits/poses
>Super Saiyan Jiemi and other variants
>MO'ASS 4 MOASS Jiemi
>Currently pausing Schizo Jiemi/Dubs Jiemi, getting the hands just right has been a massive hassle as of late.

Looks like 2 more weeks and some change before earnings call. Not sure if I'll get the rest done in time but I'll see what I can get out by then.

>THE ALGO WON'T LET IT GO BELOW 20, I MEAN 19, UHHH BECAUSE UHHH IT JUST WON'T, OK? TRUST THE SCIENCE 2 MORE WEEKS

>>55855147
>147
>741
>tfw Mr. Griffin is not Kenough

BBBBOOOOORRRRRINNNGGGGG

BORED!

BOOOOORED!

KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY KIKES

>>55855174
It's below 18.50 now. But for real this time. Some baggies said this was it. MOASS will start right then and there

Then let's see the price go to $16 or lower. I'm waiting.

HKD hit a new all time low today. kek baggies

>>55855213
They should take it to $10 while they’re at at.

>>55855224
They should take it down to $0 like everyone tells me it will be. I'm sick of waiting for a resolution.

HKD just now hit a new all time low. kek baggies

>>55855232
>>55855224
It's closer to $10 than the price a year ago. It's closer to $0 than the price 2.5 years ago.

Cope and seethe.

>>55855256
you have the coping and seething under control

>>55855264
Maybe the seething. He needs to work on the coping.

>>55855240
Are collateral tickers finally being dumped?

>>55854221
>thread filled with Citadel employee shills trying to get you to sell your GME
>only reason Citadel is still around is because Citadel employees shilled the death of Gamestop

MOASS was literally theorized by a some gigachad that knew what he was talking about, then it was pumped up by some Predditors, who never sold, 2 years ago. Ever since then Citadel employees have been paid to keep the illusion MOASS was impossible. You really think if it was possible, Jews wouldn’t be all over it to get you sell? Doesn’t matter if you sell or don’t sell it is what it is and 3 years proved it. SNEED hedgies.

>>55855276
>>55855264

Buy more babygirl. Every day you get redder.

>>55855295
I can hear the poo in loo accent in this post.

>>55855277
Checked and I think so.

>>55855295
>t. Neelay Das

>>55855295
cry about my money more girlfriend

>55855174
>It won't
>This is movement caused by extra-algo trading

>55855321
Anyone else surprised by the unlimited amount of cope GME baggies pull from their ass

Red red red. Always just more red.

>>55855174

Lmao golden. 3 years we’ve been wrong about everything. It’s to the point where I know even if the market crashes it won’t cause the MOASS. Ryan won’t start it he’s literally done nothing except buy some shares that briefly pumped it now were lower than before his pump. There’s nothing that will trigger it. GameStop stores closing left and right.

This is honestly sad.

>>55855334
Can't hear you. Unlike GME, your volume is low today.

HKD just now hit an all time low AGAIN. kek baggies

>>55855358
It glows in the fucking dark.

At least put some heart into it come on

>>55855407
I wonder what’s got their titties in a twist?

>guys hedgies are helping us by lowering the price

>>55855421
flat law specifically

WAGMI.

Everyone sure is having a bad day in the market today. Weird that they find the time to come here and do it for free.

>>55855460

Make it to 3 dollars

>55855456
>55855469
The price doesn’t matter bud. It’s still above $4. If you hold this stock you’re still winning. You should try being comfy.

>>55855468
So much this. Pajeets are hitting only us. We are the chosen ones. We moass tomorrow

If you like the stock and like buying the stock, yeah it is actually very helpful when the price drops. Typically when you invest in something undervalued it's a good thing when you are able to accumulate more for less.

>>55855113
Rollan

>>55855295
Its funny cause in India, with their 5 to 1 ratio of men to women, this pajeet will statistically never feel loved.

WAGMI
Market crash in October
MOASS in October

Jesus. Everything is drilling except gme.

>55855556
>except gme

I just wanted a house and a wife with 3 kids. I have none of those. Am turning 40 soon, but I do have 1800 shares of WAGMI (ticker: GME).

>except GME
Baggie cope truly knows no bound

>55855564

>Guys I’m so proud of you for holding a stock that
>has traded down for 3 years
>Ken has suppressed for 3 years
>SEC asked you to prove they’re messing with the stock and you show nothing
>open your mouth for Ryan to shit in everyday

Please sell?

Kek.

>/smg/ seething about GME for no reason

>55855656

>>55855113
I’ll check your 55 dubs, your odd 11, and that fucking 13

If you could've just avatarfagged as a tranny weeaboo even harder, we could've been quadrillionaires right now

Kek. They're showing their hand.

Does the guy that created the MOASS theory even still hold GME?

>>55855777
Checked

>55855787
Who created the “moass” theory?

>>55855777
those digits!!!!

so where are we with the 800/800 theory?
it always seemed the most plausible scenario so someone please do the needful and inject me with some hopium

>>55855576
32 here with not even 1/10th of that. Surely would though if I was that much further in my career. If you havent already heard, aging has been fundamentally broken down and shown to be reversible. You will never know what it's like to have the body of a 60+ year old. Worst case if their wrong you will be like in your 20's 30's until you are like 120 and then instant cancer. But that might even turn out not to be true. It may turn out they can do it indefinitely. Having a brainless backup clone in a vat may also help.

https://twitter.com/davidasinclair/status/1679178670743732249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1679178670743732249%7Ctwgr%5Efbde8e5d7126e95ec93a8ba3bf5e66f30cd0a3cb%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.moneycontrol.com%2Fnews%2Ftrends%2Fharvard-scientists-discover-cocktail-of-drugs-that-can-reverse-aging-10968511.html

>>55855802

Some Reddit fag. I’ll research it when I get home. It’s been 2 years since I last looked at it.

>>55855839
I don't require physical immortality - my legend will suffice.

>Captha W8G2G

>>55855055
I see the catgirl in there, kudos to whichever anon made this. I like it a lot.

>>55855157
I will add that Jiemi when I get on my PC later. If anyone else remembers something I should add to the club pic let me know

>>55855055
welcome to the club.
checked.
wagwi.

>>55855872
It's not physical immortality. You are still just as prone to illness and accident. It's the inevitability of death is removed, and who is going to say they want a body that will get worse and more difficult to use until it cant be used anymore? That how you want to go? And if you DO want to die someday, why not make it on your terms?

>>55855111
checked and flatlinepilled.

What did they mean by this?

>>55855839
I think I'm more likely to go down the route of assisted suicide.

>>55855120
>MOASS tomorrow then, because I don't want BBBaggies being able to buy back in.

>55855850
Ok I’ll wait.

>>55856007
kek BBBaggie

>>55855982
Flat even in AH.
Can't go up, can't go down, can only flat.

>>55855963
Always happy to find a fellow checker of time out in the wild.

>>55855055
damn I posted this in the wrong thread >>55856037

>>55855997
I wonder what it would be like for the regular man to have a couple of centuries under my belt and a healthy body, would they want to continue? It's the godamn niggers jiving and shooting I'll be worried about. They only calm down because they get old. If all of them were gangbang age? Serious problems.

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

>>55855666
>>55855777
Checked and Kekked smggies

>>55855982
>>55856026
>AH is a fractal of the entire day
Lol. Lmao.

>HKD ATL
I still think HKD getting redeemed all the way to zero is a prerequisite of MOASS

Gamestop employees are trying to memoryhole the origins of the MOASS. Atobitt created the MOASS theory deleted his reddit account and sold all his GME. He even said DRS won't start a MOASS. That was the last hope of something that would trigger it. Nothing will, the MOASS theory isn't even real.

Is RC only tweeting whenever he murders someone now? He hasn't tweeted since his dogs "death". His bloodlust is never sated for long, who will be next?

>>55856097
I feel out of touch with zoomers, imagine what the anal, boob or cunny generations are gonna be like.

>55856293
Thanks for the history lesson. I actually didn’t know this. Weird that you do and feel the need to share it here for free.

>Shills gaslighting that MOASS isn't real
>Soon they'll be gaslighting that GameStop isn't even a real store
Hedgies are genuinely losing their minds

Kek dead doggies
Kek dead daddies
Tick tock mommies
Tick tock babies

>>55856330
I feel a bit bad for zoomzooms, they have no frame of reference for when things were better.

>>55856331

I've been holding GME for 3 years and only came back to /gme/ threads recently. I wanted to update my knowledge of what or if GME will do anything. Now I find out the guy that came up with the MOASS theory deleted his existence. Probably, because he felt guilty for leading us all on to think MOASS was real.

Flat chads now that 19 been broken, what’s the new flat range?

>>55855576
me too man. feels hopeless right now. i hope things change soon

>55856398
>pretends to hold a stock he believes will fail
>pretends to hold a stock he believes has pro paid posters engaging in market manipulation
What is you doing baby?

Why'd we just go up 25 cents randomly in AH?

2001 Brady

>55856423
It’s still within it. They tried to get it below $18.50 but it popped right back up. Also look at what’s happening right now in ah. Flat is law.

>>55855113
rolling for raider's playoff loss

>>55856441

Shut up nugget I know how you GME employees bait people to show their holdings to gaslight them into wasting more money to buy more. You didn’t even know who stared the MOASS theory typical for an employee of Ryan.

>>55856460
So what’s the range flat king

>55856380
Yeah idk I think I’m just gonna continue to book my shares and masturbate to self curated ai hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55856489
I can’t really say the exact upside of the range because we need another algo run up my best estimation is probably $20.20ish but it definitely feels like the algo can’t get it below $18.50

>lmao gamestop isn't even a real store take your meds schizo

>be me
>want to buy a thing
>buy the thing
>pleased with my purchase
>want to buy more of the thing
>the price went down since last purchase
>someone laughs at me for the price going down
>buy the thing at a lower price than last time
>pleased
>get laughed at for buying the thing at a lower price
>price goes up
>get told that actually, I didn't buy at the lower price
>still pleased with my purchase
>now confused at this stinky hobo shrieking at me all the time
WTF even are the shills doing? Did the worms that ate their brains all die or something? I want to own as much of this company as possible, why is it amusing to them when the price that I have to pay is low? That's what I want. I like when the price of things I want to or have to buy goes down, what is their point in laughing at me for saving money? Nobody laughs at me when I get a good deal on other things, just this one thing. I got a cheap decent laptop recently and nobody kekked me for that, the gas station accidentally set the gas price too low and I got a great deal on that and nobody kekked me, I got a power tool on sale and nobody kekked me. Why is this different? I guess my brain is full of fuk over why it's funny when I save money but just for this one thing.

I hope flat line deniers are seeing this ah. I said it before the algos attempts at knocking it out of the channel will lead to it having to violently return it back. What we should be asking ourselves is why did it try so hard to dump it outside of the channel today. I imagine the state of their collateral had something to do with it.

>>55856548
They hate us cuz they ain't us.

>>55856548
>WTF even are the shills doing?
Their logic has never held up because they’ve always been disingenuous not only of their opinion of the stock but their very presence here.

>>55856531
So the new range is 18.50 to 20.20? Thanks, got it

>>55855112
Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55856007
Lol they are so fucking asshurt their little barbecue psyop was a complete failure. Top men came up with that one. Top men

>>55856569
Fuck you. I want the price to go as low as possible for when I get paid Friday. You going around and dropping facts is making the algo drive the price up. If idiots what to deny flat law all day, then so be it. It's not my problem they chose to ignore the facts.

>>55856627
Kek fair enough anon. I’m sorry I hurt your slurping.

This is purely hypothetical, but if volume gets dry enough to where there are minutes in between sales, especially PM and AH, would it be possible for one anon to set a sell limit at like $40 and another anon to buy with a limit of $40 and shoot the price up to $40? Again, this is hypothetical, feds

>>55856648
No worries fren, you only mean well. Every now and again I lose my patience with shillies in these threads, but then I chill out and remember that's exactly what they get paid for.
>There are some shills ITT that do it for free

KEK SHILLIES

>>55855903
>>55855949
WAGMI.

>>55856051
Instant noodles are a staple of many poor college students' diets.

>>55856380
Hey yo Sandeep, you need to tell your mom to lay off the dog cock. Its not good for her HPV.

>>55856753
>Instant noodles are a staple of many poor college students' diets.
okay, I see.

To be frank I always viewed atobitt as the defacto leader of the GME cult. Not the mods, not DFV, not any of the grifters like Lauer and Trimbath, but atobitt.

He was the defacto leader, he was the one who kept so many in for so long that they all turned red. He invented their main conspiracy theory, and they are still talking about his theory to this day, despite having cast him out and saying his "DD" "wasn't very good".

He left a long time ago though, he only ever had 1/3rd of his portfolio in GME, and he only bought 1 single share one time after March 2021, when he bought 1 single share the day after the vote count, and never again.

He had left but would pop in once ever 4 or so months to say something to keep the cult on the line, but you could tell he quit believing in MOASS probably with the vote count.

He also wrote some dumbass DD about Bank of America going down imminently, where he mistook some extremely basic accounting on the balance sheet that he even deleted.

After he left the cult was effectively leaderless. They still have RC as their god, but they have no leader. Several have tried, but none of the OG mods, not criand, none of the grifters ever got as much of a following as atobitt.

They truly viewed him as a genius who just uncovered a real way for them to get rich within the next 2 weeks/months.

But it turns out he was a 20 something pot farmer who worked at a head shop. And then they found out that Criand was an 18 year old college student with $500 in. Both of these guys kept the information about themselves private and tried to convey the idea that they were sophisticated wall street investors.

>these are the people who invented the MOASS theory

Last thread. WAGMI.

>55856785
>they
Did you forget you were pretending to be a holder with this id?

>>55856799

That was copy pasta from Reddit. I’m researching what happened to the guys that got me investing in GME.

Why did you never do any research before getting in btw?

>>55856785
>To be frank I always viewed atobitt as the defacto leader of the GME cult.
For me, it's land of confusion.

>>55856706
Nope.
Both orders would be internalised, hit the black market, be paired off, and shown on the actual market whenever it's convenient for the prime broker.

>55856839
Because it’s mathematically impossible to close a position that’s 200% short without buying every share in existence and I like the stock. I didn’t need to read any dd.

Lol they need us to forget GameStop again. I am guessing they came up with some sleezy ways to fuck up gamestop partnership/plans, and now they are realizing GameStop has found new partners to keep moving forward. Hurting/stalling the company turnaround was their only play and they threw the entirety of the MSM and ESG behind fucking with the company and here we are. I can imagine Larry fink calling companies who were in talks with GameStop to say shit like “you like your DI score now?! Do ya?! Well if you go through with this I’m going to tell everyone you didn’t hire a single black person this year! You see what we made BUD do?! Well you are fucking next!!”

It turns out we were the ones with no clothes. Rip MOASS theory.

>>55855839
>Biologically immortal
>Still surrounded by idiots
>tl;dr chooses to stick around in a realm whose purpose is to create a whitelist of people allowed into Heaven
No thank you. I'm still in my 20's and I've already had more than my fill of human stupidity and degeneracy. I'll take the 'healthy until drop dead' pill but I don't want to hang around here any longer than I need to.

>>55856859
I don't get it.

>>55856854
hmmm whoever came up with that system should jump off a skyscraper

>>55856855

So you like the stock and are just in it because of that without any other reason like the MOASS theory? That’s fine. I am in it for the MOASS only, but to find out it was all BS now sucks. I should’ve paid attention to everything that was going on these years. NGL I didn’t even consider GameStop employees shilling to keep the MOASS theory alive.

>>55856398
Baggie for 3 straight years without wising up? You’ve done it, we got da MORON of the YEAR over here! Get your fireworks out, give him a round of applause he’s da biggest moron of all! What a chump

>>55856885
Kenneth declared Citadel as a nudist colony, interns are no longer allowed to wear clothes.

>>55856885

It’s a reference to old dad
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/m4c0p4/citadel_has_no_clotheswv8mwj/

>55856900
If you don’t believe in the stock and you don’t believe in moass why are you still holding? Also why do you believe GameStop would even need to have paid posters here? Also are you retarded? Do you not understand that it’s impossible to close a position 200% short without buying every share in existence?

Look fellas, GME was always going to crash with the market. There's no way the hedgies were going to keep us at $18 when their collateral collapsed so they were always going to drag us down to $2. It was in the DD. That's still $8 presplit and these shorts were opened at $1 and below, we're still 8x where they need us to close their shorts. Imagine next quarters DRS reports, we're going to be really close to locking the free float at these prices. Nothing has changed, hedgies r fuked. Keep buying and DRSing. WAGMI

>>55855554
Based Dragonforce listener
Just as I'm getting back into Guitar hero <3

>>55856949
They don’t have the shares to do that anymore thanks to drs. Hence flat law.

>>55856917

Yes I am a complete idiot. I don’t really care, I said I’d hold till the end or MOASS anyways. I havent been putting money into it this whole time at least.

>they're admitting the crash is coming
Anybody else watching this ah?
Kek.

>>55856994
>they're admitting the crash is coming
where?

The crash won’t come until the FED says it has done enough and pauses hikes. The crash will come as soon as they start lowering rates and boomers start piling back into the market.

>>55857029
TXngqPxm Just did. Only realized he was likely a glownigger or a shill after I replied to him but they can’t help but capitalize certain words, abbreviations and phrases.

>>55856969
You no idiot son, you a moron. A Grade A moron. Big sign on your forehead saying “Please pump n dump me I am moron”. The other baggies have similar signs, but after reading the nonsense everyday theirs is written in human feces n tinfoil

>>55857090
>You no idiot son
what did he mean by this

>>55857098
>written in faeces
Idk, who hangs around faeces all day?

See told you. jfa9xa6C Is probably one too.

>>55857115
sirs...

>>55856899
dont worry

>they will

>>55857131
... spelt it correctly while the indian didn't...?

>>55856854
>>55856706
IEX.

>>55856706
>>55856854
But also that could be market manipulation if you're coordinating to do it, I'd bet. So I wouldn't. Just putting a limit sell at a high price probably isn't though.
Also something something odd lots. I think it needs to be 100 shares for it to register on the charts. That's why after hours is when you see the big jumps.

>>55857090
Chinese shills. Interesting

>>55857188
Checked. It's the grammar?

>>55857188
Malaysian.

>>55856706
no this wouldn't work for two reasons
1. im not selling

Everything is blood red.

>>55857310
>media telling people to buy
>fidelity going down for a whole day and not having anyones info
Yeah, it's soon. If they need volume that badly to match orders and keep the plates spinning they're in cave explorer territory already, and brokers getting weird means their books aren't balancing out and something is happening soon. I need no actual information or evidence other than this to know something is happening.

>>55857369
CS went down too. I have nothing to base this on but my schizo sense tells me they needed to give the algo a breather because it wasn’t going to be able to manage the buy pressure and maintaining flat law.

>>55857398
I noticed CS went down too, I just didn't care as much because they've done weird shit this entire journey. But there's something big happening with either GME or something else behind closed doors for all this shit to happen at basically the same time.

>>55857369
>>55857398
>>55857438
I believe it. It's only a matter of time before more and more entities start to feel the wrath of this catastrophic short position. It is inevitable.

>>55855977
NIGGER (((HEDGIES))) TONGUING MY ANUS THIS THREAD IS BLESSED, CHECKED

>everything is blood red

Nope. Just baggots

Kek crypto baggies.

>>55856489
3-4 octaves i'm a baritone

>>55855347
Weird that you started posting this nonsense within 10 minutes of this post being made...
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/15t0a00/the_gme_otc_conspiracy_presenting_over_3_years_of/

>>55855839
There's a new drug being trialed that kills most kinds of cancer without touching healthy cells by targeting a chemical difference common to all those cancers. Turning off senescence and making the immune system able to produce that cancerkiller molecule in the blood would make humans functionally immortal.

>>55857636
that's not what causes aging, telomeres don't regenerate, much like cardiac tissue

>>55856959
Get a cheap guitar and buy rock smith. You can download custom dlc and learn all the guitar hero songs. Don’t get the shitty Ubisoft adapter though. Buy a third party one on eBay or Amazon.

>>55857636
the mechanism of aging isn't the mechanism of cancer or illness even

>>55857636
This is who hedgies are losing to.

>55855347
>we’ve

I could use a good MOASS this week. I want to be free of the wagie cage (My house since I WFH).

>>55857310
They've been flooding the gamestop news with daily "Red/green today underperforms/outperforms" news stuff since march.

Are they just trying to bury articles that could tie them to Rico charges?

>>55857631

I was posting in the last thread too.

Can anons help me understand the angle here? If both Jim Cramer and WSB are both compromised by hedgies, what’s with WSB always shitting on Cramer? Is it just to sell more options?

>>55857871
Jimmy Shill is the propaganda voice for boomers and those older folks that only watch network TV. Anyone that spends time on the internet can see Jimmy Shill is full of shit.

>>55857871
>Is it just to sell more options?
yes, particularly 0DTE options that will expire worthless but premiums all go to kenny.
WSB is probably the most astroturfed subreddit (even more than the political ones) at least half the posters are bots

>>55857885
Very true. It just seems like they’re both tentacles of the same lovecraftian horror that exists at the top. I guess, like you said, since the audiences are very separate they can use them both in different ways.

Er Flat chads.... We back.....

you okay there AH?

kek baggies

>>55856606
As soon as it rockets to $25 around earnings next month they will be posting about how flat law was always right. I cant tell if it's some elaborate troll or social engineering experiment.

>>55857917
We never left.

>55857958
I don't think you understand it. When the word "flat" is used it's not referring to a completely straight line. It never was. Try thinking a little bit. Also it gets mentioned all the time that once the price drastically moves out of the channel, it always moves back to it. This is nothing new. It's already happened multiple times on the chart.

>55857958
No. You’re just retarded and don’t actually understand it.

All this talk about a crash on the horizon once again
When do we start seeing funny stuff with gme?

>>55858097
>Wall Street says everything is fine
>Everything ends up not being fine
>Is this a coincidence?
lmao

>>55858097
They needed exit liquidity. Like the banks did last time selling off their worthless junk mortgage to retail and mutual funds before saying it's joever.

>>55858097
Link to their "new view"?

What’s behind $19 Kenny?

>>55856847
Too artsy, too intellectual.

>>55858256
kek

>>55857979
dont bother.

>>55858097
top kek. its still following trajectory perfectly. we all knew this years ago, and its beautiful seeing it come true. mostly everything has come true. gme is a financial litmus test.

Shat myself up at work at had to drive back with someone. I am turning 35 in a week. please squeeze soon I cannot go back

>>55858365
You did tell the wagies to clean it up before you left right?

>>55858410
Luckily we were at a garbage burn facility so we already smelled bad. I can tell he knew though.

>>55858365
I once did that when I worked in a data center, luckily nobody was there.... I am so sorry Anon. How you handle it emotionally will speak volumes. Nobody wants to be in that situation and no matter what they say or do they feel for you.

>>55858365
WAGMI
WAGSO

ryan should tweet we're getting nervous after two months of dumping

>>55858463
*tweets nonsense*
>gme dumps further

>>55858463
an amalgam of all the poop tweets so far. the ultimate harbinger of doom. then spy tanks 90% the day after

>55858463
>we

>>55858365
Had my own brush with on-the-move "crap" crap (actually, a near miss). Really fucks with your sense of self as a functional adult. Just understand that America is very much a "Fuck you got mine" place in lots of insidious ways, down to how much things are set up to help people take care of basic needs if they're not paying/high status.That includes making space (both physical and time) to relieve oneself. So while you probably could have taken steps to prevent the situation, it's not really your fault; you just fell pray to the manifestations of the same psychic toxins that result in people having 30 minute lunches and 2 hour commutes.

>>55858535
>apple
>poop
>sex
lol lmao

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55858564
>t.baggiebaggies

Pic is dad being dead

Don't Pajeets believe in karma? I can't imagine that praying for harm to fall upon others and mocking someone over the deaths of their relatives can be very good for one's karma. That's some psychopath behavior right there. Kind of concerning. Sounds exactly like they would get along well with Ken Griffin. Now that dude is unhinged. If I was alone in a room with Ken Griffin I would be terrified.

>>55858661
I don’t believe any of the shills are Indian. Filipinos and Malaysians.

>>55858679
>Filipinos
Doubt it. Shills would be too powerful.

>>55857791
That was actually my first thought when I heard the latest ridiculous orange man impeachment was under RICO regulations.
Amazing who they'll use it against and what obviously guilty, lying-before-congress motherfuckers they WON'T. The whole thing is fucking disgusting, and the deaths of those responsible will be celebrated, not mourned.

keg baggies crabbing downward for 2.5 years

Tylee why couldn’t you wait till the MOASS….

Hedgies never stood a chance

>>55858365
He knew
He knows that you know that he knew

Never speaking of it again is the best move and all is well

WAGMI frens.
love all of you.
remember the times of struggle before you made it and who was responsible for it.
never forget.
never forgive.

>>55858844
Um i still haven’t made it

Surely the shit has to be hitting the fan soon. Feels like they're prepping the grandest distraction of all time with this trump indictment/alien "disclosure" as the world economy finally implodes.

>55858798
>reeeee

>>55858844
Digits

>>55858814
Based.

>>55858901
Why did you have to cut Tylee... She died for MOASS
We all should remember her

Why are we MOASSing in the wrong direction baggie bros? Soon it will unironically be 3 years.

What's below $18 Ryan?

Is earnings gonna be positive next month?

Drop the price faggot. I need to slurp harder

>>55856847
Phil Collins is one of the greatest artists of the past Generation.

>>55859062
He is also a top tier DD writer

>55858965
This is how choose to wait for moass. Your larp sucks.

>>55855347
I am now 100% sure the market crash will ignite this mother fucker like the twin towers. Thanks for the confirmation.

>>55859062
>>55859083
and I stress the word artist

>>55859271

How did my post prove that?

Apparently a BBBaggie just snapped.

>>55858814
Absolutely mega based. Plebs wish they could understand true and unyielding joy.

>>55859271
>>55859314
You’re both retards. The crash literally has to happen as a result of moass. It’s not the other way around.

remember when that guy kek baggies'd a gamestop in texas

If /biz/ and plebbit bought a quarter of the total supply of some shitcoin and withdrew it from exchanges, what do you suppose that would do to the price? That's all the proof I need GME is still wildly nakedly shorted.

>>55859489
A literal shell company with no product and no employees IPO'd at $600 billion. 'Rigged' doesn't even begin to describe what's going on.

>>55859501
This. That's why I'm not selling. I refuse to sell my GME for something else that's equally rigged. The only thing that will settle this is complete destruction of the current system.

My Fidelity is acting up. The GME stock in my regular trading account isn't showing the purchase history but it does for my IRA. This was supposed to be the day I DRS'd some shares from that account...

>>55859613
it begins

Goldman derivative and risk manager here, that's it guys, you won. 10 billion worth of swaps will be closed tomorrow at 10 am EST. Enjoy the show.

Still comfy holding
Wagmi frens

>>55859697
those are rookie numbers

>>55857650
Seconding this. Grab a Harley Benton or a cheap Jackson and an interface or the rocksmith cable and rovksmith 2015 with modded songs. Unbelievably good way to learn. And don't neglect exercises.

>>55859697
Why haven’t you jumped yet?

reddit is down

>>55859697
I want you fall into a pit of the worst. And that it's slow. The only thing worse than a man in finance is a politician, and it's a stretch to call them human.

>>55859697
I am manifesting your larp into reality.

Straight into the woodchipper. You will be the most vilified people on the planet AND you won't have money or influence to protect you. But why fuck around and find out?
Why bother?

>>55859697
I choose to believe this because I'm on the west coast and could wake up rich.

>>55855347
If any of you niggers believed in moass, you would buy shares everytime you had the chance. There would be no talk about 'muh need it down to 16 and Ill le slurpe', because even if it was $1000 now it would still be the dip.
Cant believe I fell for this qanon shit. Fucking stonkanon.
And fuck ryan cohen, doing his best to make the company go bankrupt.
>says he will do le good turn around plan
>waste money to do the turnaround plan 80%
>stop the turnaround plan, which just means he wasted all the money
Fuck jews
Fuck stockanon
Fuckfuckfuck

>>55856548
There are no shills you fucking gorilla nigger. This is 4chan. You will get bullied for literally everything
>have threesome
Oy vey why didnt you have 4some you dumb nigger
>have enough money for lambo
Lmao you cant even buy 2 lambos?
Do you see where this is going?
We've been had. Bamboozled. Tricked by the trickster known as stonkanon.

>>55856855
Its not 200% shorted.
The float was shorted 200%
>more people buy shares
>now the float is bigger
>thus eventually the short interest will get lower

>>55860037
>>55860016
>>55859998
Problem, hedgefund?

>>55858703
Orangeman is part of the same zionist freemason group as his 'opposition'. Its all just a tijuana donkey show for the masses, and you all eat it up and jerk it off to these gypsie tricksters.

>>55860061
Yes
I got tricked into spending most of my money on this scam stock by redditniggers.

>>55859697
not enough

>>55860077
sounds like a (You) problem

>>55858881
Elites like to plan to do evil stuff in October, they put a pagan idol in the Vatican gardens in 2018 and 40 days later Covid patient 0 was infected. It would be funny if something unexpected happens out of their control but if not, October is the typical month for evil plans being unleashed

>>55860266
I mean 2019 gomen I'm tarded

>buckle up Tylee
>go to a mall for lunch and shopping on a hot summer day
>come back more than 2.5 hours later
>a half-cooked DEAD FUCKING DOG in my car
tweet >Whoops
>suddenly remember my dead china-loving dad Teddy
tweet >I have a crush on China
>decide to eat the dog like chinaman do
>belly feels funny
>go to a toilet
tweet poop emoji
>see a hot AZN girl on my way back, start stalking her on twitter
>drive home and buy more AAPL
tweet > Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company

kek desperate shillies
kek hedgies on ledgies

>>55859501
Hol up, $600 billion IPO? What did I miss?
WAGMI

>>55860420
Oh wait, HKD. Derp.

Capitulate.

>>55860077
Should have spent all of it, dumbass.

>>55859697
Guess dubs and trips have to turn it into reality.

Really, when you think about it, something like this could only happen in this timeline. If the greedy banksters hadn't robbed us of everything then we wouldn't be throwing our life savings into this play which is unironically making things inherently worse for them.

If we were able to have wives, kids, a house, vacations all within reach on a single budget like we did in the fifties. None of us would be in this play.

>>55861488
Checked and yes the universe has shown it has ways of balancing the scales.

>>55860068
Finally some fucking truth

>>55861488
They deserve worse than anything that could possibly happen to them. The worst will kill themselves once their ability to control their immediate situation ends.

>>55861488
Check'em

>>55860420
Holy fuck Asian Women are God Tier. Literally amazing bodies, amazing home keeping skills, never age until 60 years old (even later if they do Korean skin care).

So glad I locked down my ABBG a long time ago.

>>55858365
Shit sucks. I once used a urinal before class and had an unexpected brap. No big deal, right? I went on to my class and took a seat near the front and felt something. I reached down there thinking something was in the seat, and my hand came back covered in shit the consistency of thick mucus and smelled like rancid fish. I quickly got back up, cleaned up in the restroom, and hid in my dorm out of shame.
I know the entire class must have seen it too given where I was sitting.
That was 10 years ago and the memory of it still haunts me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-sGt5E2epc
I think we're going to get a second Thomas Lee soon, some spicy financial troubles coming out about the billionaire shorting us (who I will not name to avoid keyword alerting/summoning Keith).

Hello sirs, if gme baggie bros still buying stock why float no drs one (1) time after three (3) years?

>>55862349
>to avoid keyword alerting/summoning Keith
I think he's shadowrealmed himself for good this time after the BBBYQ Court shenanigans yesterday, and the revelation that their DD gurus were in fact, and to no one's surprise, absolute morons.

>>55862349
If Keith was a real person, and not a shill, he must have done the needful by now after being so obviously wrong so many times

>>55862388
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/144jld4/retail_doesnt_own_76m_shares_computershare/

>>55862414
>old.reddit
Shalom BBBaggie

>>55862422
???

i prefer old style reddit, easier on the eyes

>>55862394
>>55862411
If it's a hedgefund with paying for CRM software, setting up keyword alerts are pretty standard. When political campaigns have been doing the same thing for decades now, hedgefunds aren't going to be behind the times.

>>55862433
Checked. Fuck reddit, but especially new reddit.

>>55862433
Okay BBBaggie
>>55862450
Doubt. A Kentoid scamming his Majesty's disability gibs while shooting clay pigeons is a little too specific.

>>55862471
dont know why youre calling me a BBBaggie...?

I own GME

>>55862481
You cannot hide, so I understand your panick right now.

>>55862471
I don't know if anyone else has been around long enough to remember, but I think the original Keith persona was hijacked for distraction purposes. The first Keith posts were "oh Melvin" posts and avatarfagging, then it became a bunch of shilling distractions like LRC and BBBY.

>>55862450
That would make sense because he was in every single general. In the beginning the Keith picture posting was meant to make him identifiable, but as time went on they decided to burn the avatar, but “his” posting style and reaction images were easy to spot. Also, the consistency with being on the wrong side of issues should be all anyone needed to see. He was telling people to buy BBBY at 25 bucks and then at 5 bucks. These generals were worse off from him being here, and I’m glad he finally fucked off. That’s another thing, bbby psyop was so important to them that all our avatar posters moved over to that general. I suspect they will be back once it gets delisted.

>55862493
>You cannot hide

They’re back. Trying to control narratives and speak for everyone.

anyone else getting a nice native autistic girl post moass?

>>55862481
dont worry about the retards. reddit used to be great. really the perfect website. but that changed 10 to 11 yrs ago. the zoomer kids wouldnt know.

>>55862497
>but I think the original Keith persona was hijacked for distraction purposes.
Probably, but his seethe is organic. It's still him.
>>55862532
>reddit used to be great
old.reddit enjoyers in a nutshell

I have 1800 LRC and 1800 GME and 1800 BBBY.

I'm massively red and at least 60% down on each.

WAGMI.

>>55862556
Fucktards like yourself are the exact reason Keith existed in these generals

>>55859697
Anon they wipe their ass with 10 million 2/7 larp but nice try

10 am gayman sucks risk poster was a larp. Who could have guessed?

I just scanned the chart at checkout and got 15% off my hash browns lol

>55862582
>Fucktards

>>55862524
Fuck women and fuck happiness. All these things will be added unto you, Anon. From now on I’m trying to do what Christ would want me to. And right now he’s telling me to farm my ass off.

>>55857223
Imagine Uncle Roger speaking his comment. Malaysian for sure.

Where was that insider Disney citadel fuck from?

>>55856949
So the market is going to crash?

>>55862651
shut the fuck up bozo

>>55862532
It happened when Digg imploded, but it became very very noticeable around 2012. If you were around back then you'll remember why (it was due to a lot of things coming to a head at once).

>>55862556
>Maya Rudolph buying distractions as one of her weird jokes
Based.

regional bank computer is rugging.

>>55862818
Consider removing yourself from the gene pool.

>>55862848
by farming my ass of?

>>55862846
>>55862846
>>55862846
Threaded, frens!

>>55862814
It literally has to. There is no world where gme squeezes without the market crashing to make room for it.