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so I was on vacation for a week and there's a young girl that's just started working in my department this year and when I came back from vacation it turns out this girl took my paystub and opened it. Usually the Director comes around and hands out everyone's paystub, somehow she got mines, I don't know how she got it cause I wasn't there and she opened it. She's claiming that she didn't know it was mines and said she closed it right away when she saw it was mines. It feels bullshit because I know personally I always look at the front of my stub where the name is before ripping the perforation. To make things worse, when I came back to work she was still holding the opened paystub in her office desk, idk if because she didn't want to give it back to my Director opened. My other coworker knows she opened it because he gave me the whole "uh, got some news" (how will he react?) business when I came in to work.

Anyway now this little slut knows how much money I make and also my contributions...how much I've saved to my credit union. I think she did it specifically to find out how much money I was making. I tried to give her an out to be honest by jokingly saying "you were curious, huh?" but then she acted like a cornered animal, her body language was actually kinda scary so I backed off, she kinda looks like picrel. How should I handle this situation?

>> No.55847285

>>55847271
ask her to fuck you in the pussy

>> No.55847322

>>55847271
who cares if she knows how much money you make
you can easily tell how much money someone makes by their car, clothing, and house (can usually be found online sleuthing)

yes i know theres some sleeper bros out there that eat canned beans in their honda and are bitcoin billionaires but for the most part a snapshot is enough to determine how much capital someone has

>> No.55847345

>>55847271
Post the rest of this man.

>> No.55847479

>>55847271
it's actually over for you now

>> No.55847485

>>55847322
so just let her get away with it?

>> No.55847496

>>55847271
You fucked up OP. Who gives a shit if she was sleuthing? Being able to shrug off petty shit like that separates the players from losers.

>> No.55847549

>>55847485
make her stay after hours until you two are alone in the office and tell her to suck it and fuck her on your desk, that will solve it. oh and ripping her panties is necessary

>> No.55847563

>>55847345
Its an AI

>> No.55848031

>>55847322
You're an idiot lol
I know dudes who sometimes got 10s of thousands of dollars on em and are worth 6-7 figures.
Yet they are dudes who look like a fuckin bum or hobo living off the street

>> No.55848106

Suck her dick

>> No.55848117

>>55847271
What kind of shithole do you work at?
Literally every place I've ever worked at posts paystubs online so you have to login to your account to look at it.

Anyways, see if you can fuck this slut after everyone else has left the office.
>inb4 don't shit where you eat
Just use a condom and have a potential new job lined up before you do the deed.

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55848266

>>55847322
>you can easily tell how much money someone makes by their car, clothing, and house
my income is 105k a year and i drive a 20 year old sedan worth roughly $5k

>> No.55848288

>>55847271
Simple, just go up to her when she has her legs crossed like that, uncross her legs and spread them, then fuck her right on the chair in that position, with her skirt and leggings still on. You want to impregnate her, so make sure to cum deep when the time comes

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55849362

>>55847271
>she got mines
>it was mines