/biz/ - Business & Finance

Listen carefully to me anon: you need to sell everything right now

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>>55844797
Uh but a buy order for me just triggered?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajshahahahahahajshahahahahshahahaha
VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED

NIGGGGEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55844804
THEY WONT EVEN LET ME SELL ITS FUCKING RIGGED BIDENOMICS

>>55844797
it would be very painfull...

Should I straddle NVDA earnings?

I hope the glowies hurt the families of everyone at Fitch

My SPY puts are printing

>>55844771

>>55844811
Is that what you scream when you take a baseball bat to a black man's knee? Like when you cut a tree down you're supposed to yell TIMBER!

The weight of your actions is crushing you mumu. The mounting regret. It is becoming inevitable.

How's the Mind Rodeo™ treating everybody today?

Ok, I'm cashing out, I'll take it

SOUR HOUR MOTHERFUCKERS

>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
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CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>tfw biotrash stock

>>55844858
>he bet against America and profited
I'll calling the feds and the FED on you

BIDENOMICS IN ACTION

>>55844858
Very nice

y'all need to stfu talkin' bad about Mikey B, bunch of fags.

SUE FIDELITY SUE FIDELITY

Should I buy the oil dip or wait?

I was wrong to say I was wrong to say sell.

So why are we not pumping anymore? I went full in like last month and im actually down 5% wtf?

TLT fair value is at or below $77.50 right now.

>>55844892
I should have said "SELL!!!"

>>55844900
Zoom out a little every once in a while.

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

Double top or easily breakable resistance?

nobody is talking about the student loan moratorium ending, it's making me think Q3 and Q4 will be a great heeming

>>55844900
>he didn't read the newspaper

>>55844903
How do you figure?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I LITERALLLY CANT SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We tried to tell them that drifting up today after the downward crab was to obvious and to scalp it down for some quick degenerate gains

>>55844843
its what i say when the nigger market falls

TTOO is gonna get rugged isn’t it

Nvidia bros......

Why is it until recent that the term "crab market" came to be? Is it strange to have long periods where there is no average change in the markets? Is this a signal of anything?

>>55844946
no, FDA approval will be announced.

I hope you've all loaded your shorts already

>>55844922
Holiday retail numbers are going to be grim this year

>>55844930
What is/are
>~20y+ bonds yielding
>sum of TLT dividends over the past 12 months
>current TLT price
And then wallah wallah

HOW CAN SHE DUMP? HOW CAN SHE DUMP

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

>>55844853
Yee haw my man.

>>55844962
When
>inb4 two more weeks

>>55844984
tommorow because it'll be the deadline for the FDA to approve it.

GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>55844903
>>55844930
>>55844930
>>55844969
Actually, it's around $70.
Didn't know that 20y is already at >>55844921.

>>55844961
long sideways moves has always been there. Big money take their sweet time buying or selling in ranges before the big move up/down into the next sideways range
See Richard D. Wyckoff's original work: https://school.stockcharts.com/doku.php?id=market_analysis:the_wyckoff_method

>>55844991
How much higher can it even pump though? It was at .08 a week or two ago. Worried it’ll be a sell the news event

SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE SHARES

I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'M IN
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'M IN

Listen carefully to me anon: you need to buy everything right now

>Hey mumu back in line bitch

>>55845025
I bought PYPL but it keeps going down AAAAAAAA

How are we doing today baggies? kek baggies

I just noticed there are gaps on SPY all the way down to 395.

>>55845020

>>55843087
I have been humbled sir, good call

What the fuck happened? Everything dumped a lot today...

Anyway I wonder how long AMZN can keep the rally going?
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-593-billion-rally-faces-104736399.html

This sell off is going to make Covid look like the roaring twenties.

TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>>55845013
It is required to hold a share value of $1 or more for a certain time period. So you tell me what you think it will go to.

BUY THE DIP BULL BROS LETS GOO
ROCKETEMOJI.TIF

>>55845067
This is a whitelash caused by the racist Trump supporters selling everything they own and preparing for civil war.

SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVING SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME

we slurping this dip?

>>55845080
anon you've been flying dangerously close to the sun with those trades and now you're using margin?

>>55845013
Its a biotech awaiting FDA approval for a revolutionary machine that would greatly reduce the amount of Sepsis deaths, which are the leading deaths in hospitals. 7000 hospitals in America will want the machine, not to mention the world. Could go anywhere from 15-50

Look at them, desperately trying to pump into close

>>55845099
I wouldn't buy anything until after they free donald trump.

super red day, and ding ding ding anon is still dead
is this the end of /smg/?

>>55845099
Mumu, this "dip" has only kept dipping for a week now and it's never going to stop until SPY hits 200 in a best case scenario.

>>55845134
Nah, my biomeme that isnt ttoo saved my portfolio today

>paypal outdumping a fucking dogcoin
Love to see it

>>55845129
I don't think Burry is buying into brandonomics

>down -0.21%
This is how I know I made the right choice with what I bought over the last few weeks.

>>55845134
I sure as hell hope so. This place has been a shithole for as long as I can remember.

-1.79% today
Keep dumping this fucking trash straight into September so I can slurp.

>>55845080
What did you buy besides those 2 calls?

-3.31 gme and bbbyq. I took some profits on my bbbyq though.

>>55845145
Each time a Bobo says something retarded the S&P rises an additional 0.10%. Keep yapping

Where's the swedecuck? He deserves to be publicly shamed for his shameless bullish outlook.

>>55845168
Nevermind I see 200 shares o spy, full margin, at least no time constraints

I came out and my shit is gone!
...
DAMN YOU BOBO

>-1.14%

>>55845172
We've got some galaxy brain bobos itt then

>>55845080
Based

>>55845183
>at least no time constraints
>paying 12% indefinitely

>what's this pattern called
What did they mean by this?

Am I gonna make it, anons?

>>55845201
12% per year is a hell of a lot better than whatever the daily theta is on the weekly calls

>-1.12%

Might buy into LON: BARC at the end of the month. There's no way the stock is now worth only 143.58 GBX.

I am a retard. Can someone explain to me how the USD to China Yuan exchange rate causes financial risk to China? Legit don't know shit about currency and commodities here.

Would you guys recommend first solar? Should I invest? They get government handouts from inflation reduction act right?

>>55845186
>-3.42%

>>55845067
Everything except for TTOO
Everyone who listened to me today is up 20%. Unless you were dissuaded by fagposter who doesn't even know what TTOO is. Anyone who listened last couple weeks is eating good tonight. Tutufags gmi

>>55845236
if I were to explain it to you, I fear it would cause you to have the illusion that you know what you're doing and make a trade that loses money

>>55845230
this but LGEN desu

>>55845236
America runs on consooming chink garbage and chink economy runs on Americans consooming

>>55845254
I tried to tell anons too lmao
They didn't hear us and thus
Our pearls be casted before swine.
Like go back in June threads and you'll find sparse posts of me mentioning this shit to anon too.

I don't understand CAVA at all wall street is acting like it's going to become the chipotle, when I looked up the menu their food fucking sucks and is all faggoty

>>55845230
While I agree the British banks are undervalued, the market has disagreed for almost a decade. Literally never recovered from 08

>>55845236
simple: if chinese companies gets loans denominated in dollars and the dollar gets stronger then their debt costs increases.

>>55845271
It's a psyop so investment bankers who took them public can dump their ipo bags on retail

>futures
you didnt buy at the top did you mumu?

Can you hear me now?

>>55845271
wall street knows it's dogshit, they're just trying to sell their bags "the next chipotle" sounds great to a dumbass boomer who saw CMG do a 30x and sat on the sidelines for 20 years because it was 'too expensive'

>>55845296
can you show us your portfolio and positions?
surely you're making big money being right on coin flip directional calls?

How is the standard deviation formula a square root of the variance (as is claimed)? And how is the variance calculated in this risk + risk free situation? T. brainlet who didn't go to highschool

The reason the stocks are going down is the no pussy no work thing they are doing is working. all the incels are crashing this economy, and the only way to get the economy back to normal is if they just have sex.

>>55845305
understanding that won't help you make better financial decisions

yeah it's not that bad, I 've seen worse in the past weeks.
we pumping tomorrow

>>55844873
MORE REGULATIONS, JOE

>>55845254
We’re approaching the end of TTOO I’m afraid. It’s rejecting .60 harder than white women reject white men.

>>55845271
>food fucking sucks
>visit family over the summer
>younger brother likes chipoltle
>go there
>get an overpriced assembly line burrito
I've had better food from food trucks in Wyoming

>>55845217
Now post your debt

>>55845328
Double top, nigger. See you at SPY 185!

>>55845313
I'm not making any decisions or buying stocks, I'm just on this course for fun. T. Now I'm on my phone

>>55845341
I have no debt, anon. :)

Make sure to close your puts in the morning, since the market will shoot down, then violently upwards after the FED meeting.

>>55845302
>coin flip
No faggot. I knew for a fact this would happen. I have QQQ and oil puts but mostly cash to slurp up the dipperino at the exact bottom which I will let everyone know I get into when I do. You should be groveling at my feet thanking me for giving you the best financial advice in this board.

Everyone still has a chance to sell ASAP. I am warning you right now, we are not even halfway down.

>>55845330
HE CAME OUT AND HIS SHIT IS GONE!
DAMN YOU BOBO, YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>55845371
why haven't you posted your positions but spent all that type typing things i'm not going to read?

>>55845236
Besides debt as someone already mentioned, commodities are also traded in USD. When your currency goes to shit, it becomes more and more expensive for you to buy oil, wheat and lean hogs.

What happens if FDA doesn’t approve TTOO tests?

>>55845384
What about fat hogs,care they cheaper? I like bacon, don't mind a bit of fat here n there

>>55845371
>which I will let everyone know I get into
You better bro, I'm counting on you

>>55845364
Sure you don't old man

>>55845400
I don't have my calculator in front of me, but something along the lines of

yeah im thinking its time for some bear market posting

https://youtu.be/jvm6DpqqbLk

>>55845296
NVDA will never go below 420 ever again.

>>55845416
I'm also not that old.
You sure like to project, anon-kun

>dump during first 10 minutes after open
>absolutely flat for 7+ hours
>megadump in the last 10 minutes
The fuck is this cutthroat schizo rugpull bullshit man, one day you're a genius, one day you're a retard, at this point a chimp randomly pushing keys on a laptop has the same chances as someone who has been trading for decades because of how erratic this shit is behaving.
Why can't stuff just go up or down like normal
Why can't we be frens

>>55845435
I read today that we work doesn’t expect to declare bankruptcy any time soon, it’s more like a 12 month wait-and-see. Do you think that’s right or is it time to get in now?

NVDA will go under 420 tomorrow

So I'm basically the only person here who thinks this is the dumbest fucking move in over a year, right? Everyone else is just a faggot bear who thinks China news and Fitch downgrades are worth the biggest red streak since August 2022? At least back then you idiots had tangible announcements concerning inflation and rate hikes coming out, now we have bullshit third-tier spooky FUD while companies smash earnings. Bunch of fucking bullshit.

>>55845435
>>55845450
Stop replying to yourself, you retarded shill.

>>55845453
Should I slurp the dip?

>>55845446
Inb4 a bunch of retards try to justify days like this without pointing to any concrete information that lines up with market-wide dumps

>>55845462
Fucking loser
Kys moron

lmao zoom the fuck out, the market is about to tank

I'm loaded on puts boys, about to turn this 25k into 100k by christmas, then buy back in a few months before the santa rally

>>55845413
I will dude. I will screencap my post too, lmao.

Warning to all: Sell ASAP. That is all. See you tomorrow!

>>55845446
Now these are some authentic tears
Keep 'em coming anon

>>55845454
Look its morning screamer. You not getting christmas bonus this year?

Easy come easy go

>>55845483
She looks wholesome

>>55845472
Go back to your tranny discord, you mentally ill freak.

>>55845475
>I'm loaded on puts
What's on your plate, fren?

>>55845483
I could have saved her

>>55845477
Imagine nvda having a casual -33% day. Would soxl delist?

I'm off to my church for a holy day of obligation for the assumption of the blessed virgin mary. God bless the anons ITT

>>55845483
I'm 100% cash because I don't wanna get caught up on this schizo whirlwind but even then just watching this market is still affecting my mental health

We keep dumping for 2 - 6 weeks then back up. If you think a big crash is coming you are a retard.

It's actually pretty pathetic how haughty retail bears get after the entire market takes a shit for no good reason. If you can't point to something negative, literally anything, that happened specifically at 9:40 or 3:00 EST today then you're just a shortsighted bandwagoner.

>>55845506
>but even then just watching this market is still affecting my mental health
I was pretty heemed at myself for missing this year's face ripping rally, ngl

IMAGINE BOGLEHEADS LOGGING IN 10 YEARS FROM NOW AND SEEING THAT THEY'RE DOWN INSTEAD OF UP
LMAO

>>55845446
its opex and the market is being walked down slowly
it would move much faster if the fed wasnt constantly buying equities to offset as much selling as they can
what you are witnessing is, surprise, a manipulated market where you might as well not ever look at a single chart because its all fake, gay, and lying

>>55845495
You must be new

>>55845521
It happened to japs it can happen to us

>>55845525
Its a joke

>>55845446
>Why can't we be frens
because we just sat back and watched while (((they))) robbed us of our freedoms, and destroyed our republic.

>>55845508
>>55845511
The glownigger market is crashing to zero. Glownigger markets ALWAYS crash to zero.

>>55845441
And you being defensive tells me otherwise. I too can play the psychology game old man.

>>55845462
>All bulls are shills
I'm getting sick of your stupidity, schizo.
>>55845450
It could retard pump anytime in the next couple months I think.

>>55845483
I unironically have no clue what the deal is here? I assume some dirty slut?

>>55845400
We would all laugh as the smjeets get rugged for the umpteenth time

>>55845483
how can you even live after doing whore shit honestly
it boggles the mind

>>55845454
What does it matter if you're long, red is red, no matter how retarded it is.

>>55845508
>TFW Taylor could lead a country revival but won't
Instead we get that bullshit astroturfed ginger. Sad!

I don't know what TTOO is.
>>55845544
Oh nono, just a Chinese-Jewish lady using her father's fortune to pursue a life of art.

>>55845543
You already lost. You've already set the events into motion that are going to utterly annihilate the economy. All of your credibility is about to evaporate, and you will never hold power again. Enjoy.

is this bullish or bearish

>>55845560
I don't hold any power, I'm a bullish retail investor. You need to seek mental help.

>>55845554
Oh well that's cool. The "art" is shitty though.

>>55845570
crabish

>>55845446
dont trade outside the first 90 mins and last hour. There's no volume

HE, Hawaiian Electric. Can someone tell me how bankruptcy for a company like this would even work? Who would step in to replace them? To my knowledge they’re a monopoly. The only thing I could find about what happens to a company in these situations is Tokyo Electric which dropped like 96% after Fukushima. But that was a major nuclear incident and there was no real debate around culpability. Is this is an overcorrection?

>>55845577
Checked and Damm our boy lookin' aged

>>55845522
I think Occam's razor says that your theory is too complicated. There's no long term incentive for the people in power to blow the economy up, that wouldn't benefit them. At the end of the day people are much more likely to continue trying to enrich themselves, so if there's any manipulation happening it's in an attempt to move things further upward. What Cramer is saying in that video going around is exactly what's happening right now.

What happened to anon that had $38k in puts yesterday? Did he make out like a bandit?

>>55845000
Checked
It's over

>That one bull that will be posting once we reach October.

>>55845570
Classic Dick Jackoff acoomulation.

>>55845574
See you at the televised trials, faggot.

>>55845598
>What Cramer is saying in that video going around is exactly what's happening right now.
link?

>>55845588
bankruptcy does not mean dissolution, it means their debt gets restructured, do a little bit more homework little billy

>Number go up or crab every day
>I don’t even swing trade just buy low and hodl
>Spend one day not needlessly staring at my stocks
>Have a nice day
>Life is good
>Take a peak at stocks later
>Down 5%
It’s like they know
Do I just… Do you just have to keep staring? Who’s doing this to me?

I love Michael Burry
That guy is so fucking based

>>55845610
Hey that's me. I spy a Ken market.

alright i bought target during the power hour what I am in for

>>55845435
NVDA will go to 240 before it goes to 420 again

>>55845625
Michael pls go.

You're laughing? Old people and boomers are losing their 401ks and pensions, and you're laughing?

>>55845645
I am. Because I work in healthcare.

>>55845612
The fat orange retard you love is being charged attempting to steal the election. Reminder that he is also the reason for the high inflation and terrible economy during lockdowns. Turns out everything you right wing idiots do is projection.

>>55845645
Liquidate the boomers and elderly

>>55845108
>>55845013
>>55844991
That’s why I’ve got a stop loss in place

>>55845645
Yeah, it's hilarious!

>>55845645
Old people and boomers are the ones who got us into this mess.

>>55845619
>bankruptcy does not mean dissolution
It can be a stepping stone to that though. Especially if they’re found liable for the destruction of an entire town. Tokyo electric had to be bailed out.

>>55845629
Ya I'm sure it will go to 240 with 13B revenue on an 11B estimate and further increased guidance. You'll lose everything if you short this.

>>55845656
You're about to be completely discredited and then thrown in prison, and there's nothing you can do about it. If I were you, I would immediately stop the shilling and hope everyone forgets about what you've done.

>>55845496
What a weird person
Just end it already

>>55845616
talking about the old video interview of Cramer telling how he/they would manipulate the markets like in pre-market use $5-10 million to jack the price and spread the news to the media (called bob pasani out by name) and give tell them this company is surging and institutions were buying to fool retail into fomoing in at open and then dumping his bags on them.

>>55845598
theres plenty of incentive to create artificial volatility and profit from it
its just accelerated extraction of wealth

>>55845656
Ok now you’re just being silly

>>55845599
No I got stop lossed right before it plummeted :(
Can't complain too much though green is green

Is this TTOO pump really all just StockTwits?

I just heard a rumor apple is in talks of acquiring Disney. It's this complete bs?

>>55845668
I unironically think the market has already priced in an increase in guidance for next quarter. Seems to me to have been telegraphed pretty hard with all the headlines of sky high demand.

>Rates on US 30-year mortgages are now the highest since 2000 at 7.53%, per Bloomberg

Bruh when student loans come back this year, shits gonna get real nasty with the dominoes falling

>>55845730
It’s definitely bullshit lol anti trust would get involved thanks to Apple TV
>>55845707
StockTwits doesn’t have that kind of influence

>>55845730
That “””rumor””” has been a meme for a long time now

>>55845746
Imagine all the used car deals.

>no you kill yourself
>no YOU kill yourself
you are both beautiful peeople and should commit no acts of self harm, it would be nice if you guys streamed a battle to the death, however.

>>55845680
2 more weeks till Biden gets arrested?

>>55845770
>it would be nice if you guys streamed a battle to the death, however.
I'd pay good money to watch trip/namefags fight each other to the death

TTOO PLEASE SLOW DOWN MY FUNDS TO BUY MORE DONT CLEAR TILL TOMORROW MORNING

>>55845462
meds

>>55845738
For what it's worth, most price targets for NVDA are around $500

>>55845707
It's seriously undervalued and the CEO is pumping it to a dollar before the shareholder meeting. This is a case of noticing early. It does the same exact thing 19/20 days. It always goes down in AH then pumps again. It always does a cup and handle into a bullflag into another cup etc until close. I've been buying since 0.10 and it hasn't failed me yet. It might get rugged somehow but absolutely 100% not until the shareholder meeting. (So take profit and/roll the dice)

>>55845772
I'm not just talking about Biden, I'm talking about you. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

it's been months that I daytrade. still not profitable. I still have no clue when to buy and when to sell. I tried price action, order flow, indicators. At the end of the day I have no clue what to do

>>55845230
I work at Barclays (in IT department) and I don't even bother with its share purchase and share option internal programs. I don't expect anything but a flat line that follows the general market movements for the next decade. Nothing ever changes here.
Invest into something that can actually go up or down.

>>55845798
What about FDA approval? Actually happening or is this just a meme

>>55845690
So, almost like in the film "Wall Street" (1987)?
Turns out that was a documentary.

>>55845815
Flip a coin, 50% chance you'll be right

>>55845818
"Blue Horseshoe loves BOIL"

>>55845764
used car prices are so fucked right now too

>>55845806
Study the ebb and flow of how the market works throughout the day. For instance wait until around 10:15am after the wash of the open and see if the buyers can start to rally or if selling pressure increases since that usually sets the tone for the day and day trade leveraged ETF's. Pros actually use this method and remember around 12-1pm the markets usually reverse the daily trend of up or down and then in the 2pm hour the daily trend continues and gives you a good idea of power or sour hour. Down days the market usually rallies leading up close to 3pm because orders start hitting the market around 3:07 which is when the market continues the daily trend of dump or pump.

This doesn't apply to random news event that can throw this entire strategy out the window and be ready to bail.

>>55845839
Not holding your bags

>>55845845
Good idea. I don't trade from 11-1pm CST generally because you will get chopped to shit.

>>55845815
Seems like almost sure thing imo, but I wouldnt bank on it, as anon said coin flip, but they are clearly trying their damndest to pump it to $1 to meet compliance. Probably still an easy 2x

Okay im finished shilling, I couldn't share this with my friends because theyre poorfags so I was excited to share it with you guys, anyone who bought gl, im gonna blow it all on 0dtes

>>55845801
What have I done wrong? Is being a bullish investor illegal now?

I both Mumu post and Bobo post.
What does that make me?

>>55845384
Wasn't China trying to buddy up with the Middle East to trade in Yuan instead? Or did they go nowhere or it doesn't matter since the Middle East would still charge USD levels just in Yuan?

>>55845845
Interesting. I'll be checking this out, thanks

>>55845891
Crab

>>55845859
the 12pm and 1pm Eastern times are when the trend can reverse and especially the 1pm hour seems to be the most volatile for reversals. Just watch for weeks or months without putting money in just watching from the sidelines and the patterns of it become clear as day, that's what I've done and do and it's crazy how accurate it is.

>>55845891
A member of the financial news media.

>>55844900
FOMC minutes released tomorrow, people are ascared of the FED dumping on the market. The market has been pricing this interest rate (theoretical) hike in the past 2 weeks.

Tomorrow early dump, afternoon pump. Probably pump into next week, crab, only down after the 25th.

>>55844922
No one cares care about fucking big box stores, the money is in speculative AI and oil.

>>55845897
No problem see this >>55845900
even big players like institutional and big money managers know this pattern to the market and they even quietly mention it when they say something on the side like "well lets see how things play out until 11am and we will have a better understanding".. The times aren't exact but it gives you a good time reference of when to start paying attention and it sticks out like a sore thumb once you start to pay attention to how the market moves in certain hours of the day.

>>55845924
It's so unimaginably dumb that we're back to people seriously freaking out about FOMC minutes

>>55845108
>AMRS is a revolutionary biotech company developing super gene splicing or some shit
>AQBS is some mutant salmon biotech company
This is a pennystock piece of shit and it will be rejected for FDA approval because penny stocks pretty much never ever pan out.

>>55845891
based

>by EA Kramarow · Cited by 6 — In 2019, there were 201,092 deaths in the United States involving sepsis, with three-fourths of those deaths occurring among persons aged 65 and
GOOD NEWS
TTOO WILL ENSURE OUR BOOMER PARENTS LIVE INTO THEIR 100S
Hurray?

>>55845475
How much can you make with puts ?
Idk really know how it works but let say I bet on tsla put 150$ by December how much can I make (in terme of%)

>>55845946
Kek. This post made me a Tesla shareholder.

>These fucking smug yet low intelligence hypnotized namefag parrot trannies are so fucking annoying

>>55845946
google "options calculator"

>>55845937
/smg/ is, the market is merely pricing in what it thinks will be bad based on FED bankers continually saying they want to raise rates. When the minutes are a nothingburger, we will pump back up. Which is how it's gone every time.

Um...Burry bros...

>>55845887
/smg/ is mostly bearish and ready for a massive plunge even though we've seen 2 weeks of ready, so I'm ready for the market to be 1% down at open and then 1% up at close. When /biz/ is bearish, be a bull.

>>55845887
Subversion of American democracy. What goes around comes around, faggot.

>>55845891
Let me tell you an old Native American story about the war between the beasts and the birds. Essentially, many moons ago, animosity and competition had grown so fierce between the two that one of them being genocided was the only thing they agreed on. The creatures of the waters were largely left out of this conflict, but there was yet another faction. The bats. You see, the beasts would often tear the birds to pieces, and in those times the bats would fly after them to attack their heel. But at other times the birds being experts of reconnaissance and movement would get ambushes on the beasts, and in these times the bats would attack with them. This went on for many many moons. But one day peace was found, and the two join, but they remembered the bats, and held a grudge. From that point on the bats would be forced to hide during the day, and to eat the bugs, and would be hunted by everyone else both bird and beast alike. I don’t know how to end the story. Alright. Well. Bye.

Anybody else paying attention to $HE? Who exactly would want to buy into this after-hours unless it's some bank or institution bailing them out for some fast cash?

>>55845981
His pits could be profitable after these last couple weeks. Maybe he was just banking on a correction.

>>55845981
We are going to have a correction in September.

>>55845845
Yeah that's for the RTH. IS there any hope to have a working method for ETH?

>>55845996
Bounces like that are pretty common after sharp drops in price. I was discussing that stock earlier, they’re a monopoly on energy for Hawaii, no one can really step in to replace them. They may get held liable, but it’s likely they will be bailed out if things got really ugly.

>>55845981
Old news, those plays are so big that they're probably directly related to the market coming down these last couple weeks. Remember when he got it totally wrong last year and rage quit? Lol

>>55845946
You can get a 3x to5x in a day or more if you get lucky or time certain 0DTEs right, all depends on the greeks and timing

>>55845981
>be a famous fag that once got lucky
>buy puts
>it's on news everywhere
>people gets scared and start selling
>market goes down
>....
>literal profit

>>55845946
if you don't know how much you can make how will you know how to trade options?

>>55845966
Seriously you should buy it then.
I'm short since 273 (sr flip is 274).
But then I realized a classic short can merely get me a 2x on my money which is shit compared to what is happening on this meme stock

>>55845446
they are doing something that you are not.
simple as.
if you are salty, it means you bet too much and you did not hedge.
every directional trade needs a hedge in the other direction or else you are asking to get ripped.

>>55846022
>Be MM who wrote those puts
>Pump it
>literal profit

Do we agree that we can sell our out at profit (or loss) whenever we want, like any other instrument ?
Is actually options calculator reliable since options are derivatives ?
Is there enough volume on the contract to get out ? Id the spread ok ?

>>55846028
Your brokerage lets you short but you can’t trade/don’t know options? Puts are almost always less risky than straight up shorting since you can only really lose a the premium.

is there a good tutorial on auction market theory?

most people are not into high probability stuff.
that is why they lose.
professionals play high probability bets.

when they are wrong, they dont lose much either or else they wouldnt stay in the business.

if you are chasing low probability dumps or looking for trends when shit is going sideways most of the time, you will just end up suffering all the time.

sure, the bears were right today. but how many bears got rekt the last 8 months?

>>55846050
Most people only trade super liquid options, yes you can hop in and out, I bought a Tesla call a few weeks ago and made $425 in 20 seconds and sold it

>>55846048
Serious question, why not just “hedge” by betting less on a given trade? If the idea is that your hedge put will be worthless anyways, why not just subtract the premium from your total investment? Is the idea that you would be able to react quickly enough to a sharp increase in volatility and liquidate your shares then ride out your put (or calls if you’re short) and make some of those losses back?

>>55846007
I'm sure there is, but I don't closely follow pre-market, after market and overnight futures at all. Too much fuckery and violent volatile swings for me. The pajama jews are cruel and unforgiving people so I tend to stay away.

most options expire worthless.
thats why there is a whole business of writing put options.
because the market goes up most of the times and there are plenty of bears to take the bait.

>>55846081
we havent gotten any good down action in the market yet
were still undecided but this isnt a good dip to buy nonetheless

>>55845946
Silverwing is fucking lit dude

>>55846055
That's what I was thinking, I always avoided options since for me the decay is something that destroys accounts over time.
However I'm realizing that when market crashes (at top fomo like we are now with all the future NVDA bagholders waiting for 1000$) it's quite quick but also volatile so wicks can evaporate shorts & gain are capped.
However with puts the true downside is decay but countered with the fact that "crashes" are quick in nature, gains are almost not capped, and volatility can't destroy the position since it's not a borrowed position.

So puts are actually good products but only like 2-3% of the time (like in nov 2021 or now)

>>55844858
>he takes modest profits consistently
absolutely based

>pre-futures

Another day. Paid all my bills, had green left over. A timely VZ and KO dippy appeared. Who am I to turn down a gift? So I bagged more. Got me and the Wife a Whopper burger for dinner. Later tonight we plan to do a KR raid. What fun. "How much green will we spend today" game. Not. But oh well.

>>55846098
want to know something?
you can hedge a long with a short in something else.
it doesnt have to be more fancy than that.
as long as your long is making you more than your short is making you lose.
most people are too impatient for this. they think its not worth it, they want to get on the directional trade of the month and win loads of money tomorrow.

many either play it too simple just hodling tsla buying it after some huge bullmarket.
many others play it way to complicated.
the truth is in between.
look at the stocks that fell. I am sure you could have found a stock last week that would dump more than some other stock.

>>55846050
>>55846119
If you dont cap your own gains you're gonna have a bad time. Options are great because you can be 100% right in your prediction still lose money. Have fun

>>55846154
>Options are great because you can be 100% right in your prediction still lose money

Unless the timing is bad , how else is it possible to still lose ?

>>55846011
Thanks anon. I'm thinking this thing is going sub $10 but that'll be dangerous to play with regarding your information.

Also average 90IQ retards got long on retail stocks here :
I mean, there's nothing to say

Anybody have that advanced option spread strategies chart handy? I can't find mine I guess I didn't rename it

>>55846001
I see mumus have reached the bargaining stage of grief.

>>55846192
this?

>>55846177
Theta, vega/IV, etc

>>55846192

>>55846204
Thanks will check then

>>55846201
Yea, thanks, thats the one

>>55846181
It’ll probably keep dropping, don’t get me wrong. But I wouldn’t touch it. It’ll bounce a few times before it settles. Either way, the IV is way too high to make any money off puts.

>>55846205
Thanks

can someone give me a good and a bad stock? doesnt matter if they are in the top 10 market cap or not.
i want to show you a plot

>>55846177
The value decays because of the greeks, plus the psychological aspect of it all, you WILL sell early, you WILL hold until worthless, you WILL fail to buy when you think you should and all of this will inform your next choice to make you want to do the opposite, and now you have FUD and FOMO

I am below target

Baking

>>55846228
ABBV and ATD.TO

>>55846228
Do hood

>>55846228
MULN
NVDA

seriously, I just went here
https://finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALF_Q0tvKW5_rIi4nDVi_TRfvA7darZDeeUpKs_Q_7HuD80JYSaTbycayo4Cl0QMHXw0TgzjMWdVPgXmToxEa9byPI-HaNKUqcH_pTruXY16m949kysRs0p5zmT_YSzkDJtScZL0Mt1Lflq4YhioPNWIcyVrwYLDvrOreencAGrK

I found a stock called Ayro.
it had missed q2 earnings.

why the fuck would I short NVIDIA like some sperg when I could short this?

>>55846245
>>55846245
>>55846245
>>55846245

i'd go short this, and go long AAPL or NVIDIA or something. or something that had good earnings.
keep it simple.


>>55846264
here you go.
this is what it would look like if you'd long 50% NVDA and short 50% MULN.
today, you'd almost be a winner.
actually you wouldnt feel a thing today.

>>55846300
forgot the pic

anyways, enough spoonfeeding. this shit is pretty simple. you just have to trust the fundamentals.

>>55846264
which one do you prefer?
which on lets you sleep better at night.

>>55845660
>stop loss
enjoy losing your position during a classic "dip before the rip"

>>55846261
abbv is not bad enough. lol

>>55846339
imagine shorting nvidia back down to 100 dollars where it belongs and then it never makes it back to ath like cisco
pe ratio matters kids, youll learn someday

>>55845981
This is wrong though. 13F filings are required to be stated in terms of an options underlying shares, not the option itself. So that’s like saying my butterfly spread is worth 10 million even though I spent net a couple hundred bucks.


https://www.sec.gov/about/forms/form13f.pdf

>>55846262
long AAPL
short HOOD
would have made money.
i assume you would choose AAPL.
just because its fairly good and it would be crazy to short it.

>>55846394
whatever man.

>>55846409
Thoughts on STNG, KNE, VALE, and MBUU?

>>55846432
STNG, the dividends just went up.
wouldnt short it.

KNE looks like shit but i dont. all those biotech stuff requires knowledge about what they actually do. it looks like a moon shot.
low probability. wouldnt hurt to short I guess.

VALE? missed last earnings but what about the dividends? dividends look higher than usual at the moment. would probably not short it.

MBUU? earnings are coming up. wait and see.

>>55845333
checked, but I doubt it bobo