/biz/ - Business & Finance

>she earn 2 millions in 1 month
>you can't even earn 1k in in year

LOL

>>55841706
wtf happened to nvidia

WHY IS SHE DYING

>>55841706
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

I can't believe the

>higher for longer!!
>the FED can only prop the market up for so long!!
>AI is a meme!!
>BRICS matters!!

faggots are actually back. One fucking dumb ass red week because of a huge nothingburger and you idiots start gloating. You deserve the pain.

>>55841690
Meds aren't white
This especially includes Portuguese who are honorary meds (north Africans)

>>55841739
Fuckin patriachial oppression. SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

>>55841751
Higher for longer
Fed has begun pulling the rug
AI is fake gay and a meme
BRICs is the new paradigm
Two more weeks

WE ARE VERTICAL HOUSTON, I REPEAT WE ARE VERTICAL

Just snagged this a couple mins ago for fun $370 QQQ put for tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

Stop losses set.
Let her ride show me 444

>>55841756
see

And then whites also we wuz egypt, rome, alexander, sumerians, babylonians. And when that doesn't work they come up with Atlantis

I expected that rally to last a few days at least
Why are we rugpulling the mumus already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>55841765
Genuinely the dumbest fucking move in over a year. SELL SELL SELL because.......China? Lmao. Meanwhile Big Money is buying the dip they're creating by fudding retail bears to death.

>>55841781
Nice. I knew you was gonna get paid, nice timing bro

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

SPY IV is 16. Nothing to worry about.

>>55841781
You owe me a doge, I did my rain dance for you last night

Wish I had some cash left to buy this dip but I'm out of cash from buying previous dips.

>Genuinely the dumbest fucking move in over a year. SELL SELL SELL because.......China? Lmao. Meanwhile Big Money is buying the dip they're creating by fudding retail bears to death.

I bought back some covered calls that had dumped ~60%.

>>55841859
Good shit anon

>>55841847
We're down 3% from the highs

>>55841781
Stopped out

CHINA

And thus ends the great crude oil bear market rally of 2023

>>55841799
YES, BUY MORE, HOLD THE BAGS RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

>>55841877
Nice. Whatchoo gonna buy for yourself as a treat?

>>55841847
Dip keeps dipping and will dip further to the dippest dip til the dip of all dips and this dip will also dip again

i bet against oil

>>55841628
that is probably heartburn not too much food

>>55841822
if she had dysentery, i would follow her around with a waffle cone

>>55841822
Not an options trader whats the significance of that metric? Is that considered high or low

>>55841900
No no, it's not burning. It's pressure. Feel full, like I would want puke to feel empty because the pressure is high.

>>55841922
If you're full then drink a tall glass of water or milk it'll make you puke

>>55841922
Sounds like you need to do a 24 hour fast to reset your stomach. The same thing happens to me and I always feel better if I don't eat anything for at least 24 hours

that fast move through spy 444.50 was no coincidence
that was the break
the market is going much lower today

Not too bad for 10 mins

Fuck me missed out huge

>all gains from yesterday deleted in half an hour
Mumu u ok???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55841939
Yeah, sometimes I also feel like not eating is better.

>>55841933
I drink water, often makes it worse.

Also GG; dead market

NVDA BAGGIES WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED NVDA BAGGIES WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED NVDA BAGGIES WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED NVDA BAGGIES WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED NVDA BAGGIES WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED NVDA BAGGIES WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED

>>55841950
>>55841952
>>55841953

FUCK I HAVE A DEJA VU

I think this will pump, wtf guys,

Puts status: saved

>>55841949
It happens, you booked it they can't take it from you now. Good job. That's just how it goes

>>55841945
what stock is that?

>>55841964
it wont
the fed wall was broken
they cant stop the selling
even cramer doesnt know what to think

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1692108515796261.webm

Its time.

Sup /smg/ it's your boy Baggie, and I'm back from being b& for arguing with some marxist limp dick liberal faggot. So now that the markets are reacting to the latest news of the Trump witch hunt saga do you think it's an over reaction or an under reaction?

>>55841971
Lurk more my nigga.
>QQQ

>>55841922
well, wanting to puke is related to heartburn. You're maybe getting some reflux but it doesnt hurt yet. Did the tuna have oil? Oil and pizza is a bad combo for acid reflux

buy nvda puts that expire in september, thank me later

>>55841971
Sorry it was covered up, QQQ $370 put

>>55841983
IM FREEEEEEEEEEE, FREEEEEEEE FALLING!!!!!!!!

>>55841975
Cramer doesn't know shit about anything, as if it would matter if he knows what ot think lmao

Uhhhhh were the TTOO pajeets right?

>>55841990
I'm at work rn trying to buy stocks so I don't have time to lurk lol

>>55841983
send it to hades baggie

>>55841977
fuckin lmao

>>55841991
No, was tuna in water.

>>55841996
HOLY NEWFAG GET OUT BUDDY

>>55841996
lmao

I am getting heemed less than expected in TLT today

>>55841998
Yes
But none of us are pajeet, anon.
Pajeets are cryptoniggers.
What avg pajeet who is a shill has the cash to fuck with stocks? None.
Stop being a dumb dirty nigger, will ya?

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY MY PORTFOLIO IS IN RUINS

this guy is the absolute market top indicator >>55841996

>>55841977
>>55841983
I’m hedged
>>55841996
You know about the inverse Cramer etf?

>>55841993
ah idk how puts work since I'm retarded so I only buy stocks, hold them, then sell them later.

WHY ARE THEY SELLING NVDA AFTER THAT ABSOLUTELY CASUAL 9% PUMP!?

>SHES A GOOD GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

its over

>>55842021
>>55842010
>>55842008
I know that cramer is the inverse indicator.

Burry was right to go short with 95% of his portfolio.

I'm selling everything today. We cash gang now.

At this point I have given up trying to help you, you don't deserve to make it. In fact you deserve more pain.

BUY BUY BUY SLURP THE DIPPY WITH YOUR PIPPY NVIDIA TO 600 WAGMI THE MARKET IS HEALTHY WE ONLY GO UP

Is Delta Airlines a safe buy?

>bioshit

TTOO will be at $0 by EOY. Fuck you.

Memes aside
This is a scary ass market
Glad I liquidated all my positions before yesterday's massive retardpump and today's retarddump
Honestly feels like no matter what you pick you'll get jewed

>>55842058
Stay mad salty bear nigger

>>55842049
Nvidia only goes up. Buy at any price

>>55842031
Yea it's just a short term gamble that it would drop and it did, so my 1 measley contract I bought for fun shot up +60% in a few mins

Lads give it to me straight

Is it unironically over for China's economy? I'm not going TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL CHINA COLLAPSES like a hysterical retard, but are they actually starting to turn into Japan 2.0?

>>55842065
Let this be a lesson
>Scared money don’t make money

>>55842064
except when it goes down of course

BIDENOMICS BABY

Haha can’t believe I almost bought last week holy shit.

feel free to wish me a happy birthday

>>55842069
What ever gave you the illusion that the Chinese are competant at governance or not being total fucking shitholes to each other? You ever been to China, dude? Their entire culture exists without empathy. Their philosophy is about the same. What kind of country that hates itself and wants to be like America would ever be successful? That entire country is one giant puppet that shits out of its mouth.

>>55842092
Happy birthday anon I wish you financial success

>>55842072
> down 2% one day
> up 10% next day
You literally cannot lose. Growth is parabolic

I should have bought more TTOO yesterday

>>55842001
wtf is that supposed to mean?

janet yellen is buying the market with your social security money at spy 444.00 because the money printer temporarily ran out of ink and ink is up 700% yoy

>>55842092
happy birthday Anon, hope we get a reversal today

>>55842092
Only jews would wish you a happy birthday for free anon.

>>55842092
happy birthday anon, I hope you see lots of green today.

>>55842070
I know, but I just can't drop 100% in weeklies like big bowling ball nutt swinger $38k spy put anon just did.

>>55841921
Expected price range/volatility is slightly above normal. Today might be red but no big deal.

>friday
nobody wants nvda at 415
>monday
everyone wants nvda at 440
>tuesday
nobody wants nvda at 430

i told you people since friday about spy 444.50
i told you people not to get involved in that

>>55842099
Checked.
Dubs check out, anon.
It's never too late.
>>55842092
Happy birthday, dear anon-kun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA
just sold my vxus, doubled down on snap.

>>55842007
Well tuna has a lot of protein and pizza itself is acid reflux incarnate. 3 days in a row? Eat some fiber.

DIE OIL DIE

Its ok if you dont get it the first time.
https://youtu.be/Ji1gLZPeVpU

>Qualcomm almost at 110
Damn, anyone else slurping? Closing the gap and at a P/E of 12, feels almost too good to be true

>>55842128
Is this masochism or findom

>burry is already up $160m

WHAT THE FUCK THAT AUTIST FUCK OF MICHAEK BURRY WAS RIGHT AAAAAA

>>55842138
You thinking what I'm thinking?

>>55842131
But half a pizza. I break it before I put it in the oven, a whole is just too much especially with the full can of tuna.

>>55842032
>REVERSE GAMMA
>GAMMA REVERSE
>REVERSE GAMMA
>GAMMA REVERSE
>REVERSE GAMMA
>GAMMA REVERSE
>REVERSE GAMMA
>GAMMA REVERSE
>REVERSE GAMMA
>GAMMA REVERSE
>HE BOUGHT THE EXIT PUMP

Selling all my TTOO here

>>55842092
happy birthday friend

>>55842097
>>55842104
>>55842111
>>55842127
thank you my brothers in christ

>domestic and international down over 1%
oh fugg :DDDD

>SHMP still casually outplaying the market

>>55842092
happy bday brotha

>>55842143
Hey, lemme hold a couple mil til payday dawg, I got choo back mane

>>55842092
my present to you is >use the stoch rsi

guess people forgot about reversal and break lower days
go back to 2022 and look at some of those candles and realize we are still in that market

>>55842167
>SCHP outplaying the market

>>55842138
i honestly would not baghold any long term stuff until we get the next recession out of the way

mumu niggers.... look at 1hr rsi
go buy now!!!

>>55842092
Happy birthday anon! May all your financial goals come true.

You guys think bobos can keep this up for a bit longer this week for an even better discount or should I start buying the dip now?

>>55842149
REVERSE WHAT? I CAN SPEAK GREEK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. GAMMA ACTUALLY ISN'T A G. 2 GAMMAS AFTER EACH OTHER ARE A G.

I just woke up from a nap, my bags are getting unheemed. Any news whatsoever?

Thank God I own SPY puts

>>55842147
Even half a pizza is still lots of fats, sugars, and acidic tomato sauce. Tuna is also acidic and fatty.

>>55841949
Just take the day off and enjoy your gains. Don't rush back into another trade, you might get too emotional and make a bad play. Always happens to me after I hit a huge lick and get excited I rush into another play and get rekt

How can this market shit itself so much after...? I mean EU is understandable, but what's going on with US? Hahah you even had good retail data today.

>>55842211
CHYNA

my birthday wish is for mumu and bobo to put aside their differences and share a slice of cake

>>55842197
>HE DIDN'T LOOK AT OPTIONS INTEREST THE WEEK BEFORE WITCHING
>HE DIDN'T LOOK AT OPTIONS INTEREST THE WEEK BEFORE WITCHING
>HE DIDN'T LOOK AT OPTIONS INTEREST THE WEEK BEFORE WITCHING
>HE DIDN'T LOOK AT OPTIONS INTEREST THE WEEK BEFORE WITCHING
>HE DIDN'T LOOK AT OPTIONS INTEREST THE WEEK BEFORE WITCHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

Good morning sirs, what is target for Russell? I have any number of rupees for the buying. Please do the needful, Vishnu’s blessing upon you

>>55842218
you know your wishes won't come true if you share them retard.

>An increase in searches for holiday-themed items has prompted Lowe's to add wreaths, Christmas trees and wintery inflatables to its website earlier than usual,
I saw this at the store, christmas wreathes in august. Fucking animals.

>>55842167
>>55842182

When are we going to get a Schwab total shrimp market ETF?

>>55842240
>schwab eating shrimp is the same as bugs etf
out of principal, I dont think I could.

>>55842234
Have you not made enough gains to escape this doomed banana republic? Have you applied for your greater Israel 2.0/former Ukraine passport yet? Or you gotta wait til all the slabs are dead first?) Baglet?

>>55842051
No, LUV is though.

HUSH LITTLE MUMU DON'T SAY A WORD

>>55841983
I can't wait for the chud seethe when Trump gets convicted by a jury of his peers and locked up for good. He's always been a grifter, since back in the 80s, and all American grifters get one ending: the fall.

>>55842262
How you know this isnt just a big gap fil as always?

BUY MUMU BUUUYYYY!!!

>>55842262
ITS A BEAR TRAP, I JUST KNOW IT!

>>55842264
trump will never be locked up because secret service are required to protect him, at most hell get house arrest

>>55842281
Damn good point
Well I guess I will concede on this dream

>>55841781
Indeed, I figured sometime between now and the 25th it would probably pay, but it wound up being pretty danged quick!

my calls are getting vaporized over here

>>55842288
i dont like him but its just a fact

Is short option anon from yesterday here? Mumus being led to slaughterhouse

>>55842299
buy more!!

>>55841959
>+200% this year
>-0.9% this week
Bobos being utterly euphoric over the tiniest of corrections will never not be amusing to me.

Guys, I think another rate hike just flew over my house

>>55842295
He sending me an entire DOGE coin too. What shall I invest all that in once I liquidate my freshly acquired doge coin? I'm definitely gonna diversify it into 4 or 5 different investment vehicles

>>55841751
You remember when you read history books and read about the stupid people and you're like, "damn they're stupid, how can they not see they're being stupid?"

That's you right now. How do you not see it?

Keep buying the dip! Never sell!

Chant with me: BUY BUY BUY

>this is the big one! Its going down for sure!

REDDIT BUY

What's going on with rumble. 11% in the red. Not gonna buy it anymore after they stopped free speech but been tracking it.

>>55842310
Yes he got stopped out but still made bank>>55841877

>>55842326
>how can you not see it? This is it, this is the one time Bobos will finally be right and the entire stock market will collapse forever with no survivors
2022 was a generational bottom and one day you will have to admit that.

>>55842264
>jury of his peers
>all black jury
pick one fagget

>>55842048
>>55842206
>cant fix a problem for months
>no widespread reports of similar problems on any of the socials

people like these are usually brainlet "problem customers" or paid smear campaigns from competitors

I bought a ton of NVAX at a 52 week low before new covid season. Anybody slurping biotech?

>>55841945
kick ass, BLESSED

BUFFETT IS BUYING DR HORTON AND OTHER HOUSEMAKERS; HE WANTS YOU ALL POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>55842361
>all black jury
For real?

>Index goes up +40%
>Falls a few percentage points
>Mumus lost, mumus lost, mumus are dead
Oh nyo how terrible, thanks for providing the liquidity :)

>>55842379
White people all moved out of Atlanta many decades ago

>>55842385
>very visible even 5 years out
Lmao. It will get worse by the way.

>>55841773
Nice. Respect the theta and don't get greedy.

>>55842385
Now overlay the interest rates for the period

>>55842092
BLESS YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

Sirs... why is HUMA pumping? I shorted this bioshit's pump and now it's pumping even more.

>>55842325
HODL

BUUUUUUUUUUUY

>>55842407
;--------------)
>>55842398
That was Apple's earnings. It ain't moving anymore
US stonks are extremely strong because investors are extremely strong and there is no counterargument to that. Sure, the lower classes are suffering but who cares about those? Everyone that actually matters either has too much money or re-financed their mortgages during Covid and now are living on 2 ez mode

Man why are people still buying NVDA, even after seeing that shorts are starting to take control

>>55842325
>Your account has been set to mandatory HODL mode. Please contact customer service.

>>55842092
Happy birthday fucko. Hope your day is acceptable.

>>55842432
>99% are suffering but who cares about that?

Mmm lunchtime reversal incoming?

back to 4470.

>>55842436
Because they are retarded, duh.

>>55841706
can someone explain wtf is going on with china?
I keep listening they are performing poorly. weren't they supposed to go to the moon once covid restrictions were out?

>be me
>intend to buy $20 VZ
>accidentally buy $200
>holy fuckin shit what if it tanks even more
>don't want to waste a day trade selling $180
>it's THA GREENEST THANG I HOLD now

How many more days are you going to suffer willful ignorance before you realize you need to swallow your pride and cut your losses mumu?

>>55842460
They'll probably be sooner on the moon than the US.

>>55842460
Japan is crashing the world economy with no aurvivors

>>55842471
lmao, japan has been doing nothing for decades now. how are they becoming a financial nuke now?

Mumus in denial: the thread.

>>55842432
I made $100 holding WFC puts this morning. I could make an analogy about the "strength" of the US but I'm not going to.

>>55842449
Irrelevant for the market though. The gap between the rich and the poor is diverging with each day. The new generations are kinda fugged since rates and mortgages are insanely high and property prices are near ATH... but again they don't matter to the stock market. The smart and big money is what matters, and they are getting parabolically richer each year

>>55842477
Without anatomically correct android waifus, the world loses hope. And the only people, realistically, that can make that happen are the Japanese. If they go down, we all go down.

This market is nothing but timed Algos, that switch on half or full hours.

come on slurpers pump it harder
my entry point is when SQQQ hits 18.80

>>55842467
We are in a new paradigm. Get with the times bobo.

>>55842477
The bond defaults will wipe out banks.

>>55842488
yeah ofc

>>55842477
Hiking, yield curve/bonds.

>>55842483
And that's a good thing, here's why:

>>55842460
No one knows. Between their government, our government, and Israel's government there's psyops and propaganda everywhere.
I'd estimate they're doing slightly better than Germany.

Anyone have any experience? I am purchasing a home and the settlement agents are damn near incompetent and drafted a for sale by owner contract costing $1200. How do I salvage this?

>>55842449
Such Bobo cope. When confronted with data they always go
>B-B-But THE ECONOMY IS FAKE!
Market doesn’t give a shit about you or your feelings Bobo

>>55841706
holy fucking guacamole, cup and handle into bullflag all day everyday even in pm and ah non-stop, imagine if you had listened and got that 5x

>>55842511
What is the problem?

Todays market brought to you by Gear 5

Remember

Its never a bad time for a spy V

https://youtu.be/FUzJJB8wLvQ

>>55842504
I thought Japan wanted inflation. Why are they hiking?

Heard it here first, TTOO will be rejected by the FDA. Sell while you can. Beware.

>>55842529
I wanted to do a refinance because taking money out. However, I have no idea what I do with a FSBO. Do I get a typical mortgage with down payment and all? How do I pay out lawyer fees? out of pocket?

>>55842522
I'm not saying he's wrong or coping about being a Bobo, just pointing out how nonchalant he said it is all

>>55842511
>I am purchasing a home
>How do I salvage this?

>>55842538
it would have already been rejected before 60 days

>>55842536
Because their "new" central bank wants to be taken seriously... they are especially worried about the YEN I suppose

>>55842546
What lender is paying off your mortgage to give you a new one?

>>55842511
It's pretty shocking how incompetent everyone involved in this stuff is. I kind of wish I had done that as a career instead because it seems like there are zero real standards.

>>55842570
There is no mortgage on the house, I own 5.5% of it and I am buyint out the other 94.5%
>>55842551
Its kinda complicated

>>55842536
Not yet, but you know
>Forward looking

>>55842578
Oh, well are those agents from the title company?

>>55842565
>Housing and food costs nothing
>TIME TO HIKE RATES!
Why exactly do they expect people to take them seriously?

>>55842577
what is weird is that it's the same in europe, in all democracies. like real estate is real meant to be a shitshow

>>55842577
I was licensed in 7 states doing refinances. In 4 years I only did two purchases, but hundreds of refinances. But nobody is refinancing now since rates are higher then theyve been for years

this market is 100% propped up by the fed
the way the spy is just magnetically refusing to leave spy 444.50 is not a coincidence

>>55842577
I had told a lawyer that I was refinancing the home and laid out the costs related to it because she had the purchase price listed as 160k. but I said I was in total pulling out 160k and only 130k was going to other owners. The rest to pay off backed taxes etc. Then she recommended a settlement agent that has to be the worst in the business and drag their feet one everything acting like they can't respond to emails when I ask what the fuck is going on.
>>55842596
law firm that drafted the FSBO would also in theory be the settlement agents. I wanted a refinance but if I can somehow salvage this as a FSBO I guess I will have to to avoid further fees. I am not sure how much money I will need on hand is the problem.

>>55842622
Meh. Everyone gets crunched in a bear market, that's why you have savings.

>>55842597
Hmmm, let's look around the world at the other central banks. FED, ECB, BoE, BoJ, PBoC, RBoA. What do they all have in common? That they are all failing at their jobs (or they are really good at making it look like they are). The only bank that seems to actually work is the Swiss National Bank and that's only because Switzerland is based. Strong currency, relatively self-dependent, low inflation (how come eh?)

>>55842578
But I thought you said you were trying to get cash out, that means you you have to get a mortgage on it

The truth is that I would love to be a Bobo. I have 15000 in cash just waiting for Bobo to be right. But Bobo is a midwit. And there is nothing worse than being a midwit in investing. The only potential catalyst I can see in the near term is NVDA earnings miss. The only feasible way I could see that happening is if they massively overestimated their ability to actually supply the insane demand for their chips (doubtful and prices are will also fluctuate a bit to compensate for less supply). Other than that, the Fed has proven time and time again that it doesn’t want to do anything unexpected. So unless CPI for September comes in red hot, (again petty doubtful unless maybe Oil jumps), I just don’t see it.

>>55842553
You have no proof of this.

>>55842637
Yeah see I don't get it. Technically at this point and time I just have a small 7k intermediate loan since I tapped all my cash reserves for paying backed taxes/foundation repair and I could finance the natural gas boiler that is needed to be put in. But in previous message I don't know how much money I will need on hand to finance this or how I would go about it.

>>55842646
Are you buying a house or a house shaped pile of rubble?

>>55842653
It's a house, its extremely livable. The foundation repair was due to a minor sinking in one corner that I noticied and had stabilization work done to it.

>>55842639
im not a bobo because im always selling otm options on both sides but i always get a kick out of things where we supposedly have record options volume in stuff like nvidia but then it moves lockstep with the s&p 500 all day
its obvious when theres manipulation going on and trades arent being reflected on the open market
youre going to tell me, nvidia, the hottest stock in the market right now, is just going to move completely dead and in lockstep with the s&p? the jews can just do whatever they want and on days like this its obvious

>>55842646
You need a lender to walk you through it. You used to could only get 60% LTV as a 'cash out' mortgage or get a heloc. You can go to lending tree or a place like that, then 5 different bankers will call you and look at your credit, equity, debt to income ratios, etc. They will walk you through it and see if you qualify and what type of loan you need, etc and give you different offers, they have title companies, appraisers, etc everything you need

>>55842640
no one cares how much money you want to leave on the table stupid fag

>market either takes a shit or moons in the first 10 minutes of trading
>stays flat the rest of the day
i miss the days when we used to get swings from -2% to +2% and viceversa intraday
these days it's just "random piece of news released 30 minutes before open flips the premarket" and by the time the drum frogposter posts his ritualpost it's already too late to take any positions

>>55842685
I can't do a refinance based off this draft though because I will not have the title signed over to me to be able to refinance it. The settlement agents handling the transaction would want to sit down and draft a new agreement to be signed costing another $1200

>>55842695
this change happened on the exact day I start to trade options on spy

>>55842697
Well I guess you gotta pay them, or call some competitors of theirs and get another bid from a different lawyer or company

How many of you are holding? How many of you are buying?

Muuumuuuuuu.... just killed a market....
Put..

>>55842695
You deal with this by researching things like banks and ETFs with broad exposure and then setting up medium term positions.
It's much more relaxing than 2021 IMO.

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
>>55842092
Happy birthday!!!

>>55842709
No one will tell me what the fuck I do with this FSBO as is. Granted I could contact Bank of America who were ready to lend to me but I need to know what the fuck to tell th guy so as not to waste his time.

>>55842715
Poor lil bobo

If you’re still holding TTOO after today you’re a fucking idiot.

>>55842739
So they are real estate lawyers but they can't tell you what they recommend?

>>55842483
No amount of money makes one’s head rock-proof

How long will PPT and Biden team be able to hold off a drop? Any idea what the Feds balance sheet and positions look like right now?

>>55842761
PPT is dumping themselves.

>>55842761
the fed puts out fake numbers anyway, theres no real point in looking at it

>>55842720
>setting up medium term positions
I am led to believe that medium term is no less affected by the current market schizophrenia than short term.
Actually medium term feels like the worst of both worlds in the current environment because if you do short term then at least you get to cut losses early when the market decides to screw you over. Long term boomers won't give a shit because they have their $90 DCA into apple. But if you trade medium term by the time you realize you have been heemed beyond repair it'll be too late to salvage it, since the whole market is treading on a tightrope that could moon it or crash it anytime real fast.

if you sell ttoo before sept 12 you're either braindead or short

guys you are looking at the wrong ticker, TTWO is the video game company, TTOO is a pajeet scam

>>55842776
i sell every day

>>55842754
They're just nickle and diming for every last thing wanting to set up a retainer and it doesn't seem smart to do that just yet because they were supposed to be working on this since april and they still don't even have the title cleared.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55842783
>pajeet scam
That's precisely the point. We've looped full circle back to literal scams being the most popular shills around here.

>>55842788
my company offers those services for like a hundred dollars, just get the fuck out
this is like basic administrative paperwork that anyone can do, the licensed lawyers just put their stamp on it

>>55842788
Well fuck. Yea idk other than try to get more clarity from them about what exactly they are doing and/or find a different lawyer/company

S&P hourly chart:
Friday’s low: 4443.13
Today’s low: 4443.13

No manipulation here :)

>>55842679
>im always selling otm options on both sides
I wish I had the capital to do this….

>>55842804
>>55842812
Granted its complex because there are 8 other people who own the house, three of which may or may not even have the paper work to own the house though they may have the rights to and one is with an estate lawyer. Like I said I made them draft an invoice that already comes out to 2k and then there is another lawyers involvement that I am waiting to hear for an invoice from.

>>55842776
Why Sept 12th?

>>55842783
if you can get scammed off a stock that literally goes up 10% everyday you deserve to be poor, im just glad anyone who listen to me made a buttload of money already

>>55842774
The market wants to go lower. In 5 years you'll realize how stupid it was to be invested in this Banana Republic

>>55842828
Yea sounds like a cluster fuck

>>55842822
work and save some money bro
or reduce your bp needed to put on those trades by turning them into spreads
it wont give you insane returns but its steady money and if the market starts being weird just get out of your losers and dont do anything for a while
being high cash is the place to be right now regardless so doing nothing is fine

>>55842841
So you are a mini market maker trying to skim from and out jew the mm jew. Based

10 YEARS BEAR MARKET

>>55842839
Going to speak to a family member about it and how to proceed because this is looking to be a never settled ghost house at this rate.

Man, I am truly shocked that the TTOO niggers gave a good play. I didn't risk it, and anyone who did is a fuckin' retard, but they are *lucky* fuckin' retards!

>>55842860
its just common sense
why would you ever want theta decay to work against you
you only buy options to hedge the ones you sell, think of it like the cost of doing business

>>55842883
>bioshit
>good play

You realize this will almost certainly gap down to .10 for no reason AH right

I wanna slurp, but right now I'm filling up my liquidity fund which I used to help out me mum with her debt...

>>55842884
>>you only buy options to hedge the ones you sell, think of it like the cost of doing business
if you buy and sell, how are you not neutral then?
is there a guy on youtube who made a video about what you do ?

Said it hours ago, say it again now.

In the early EU session I had some shorts for DAX, but that doesn't matter since US also dumped. But, the thing is I closed them early BECAUSE of the China stimulus (rate cut). This fuckin market pumped or dumped and repumped after every bad china data and call for stimulus that I actually thought we'd pump in EU session.

This fuckin market broke me.

>>55842901
Oh, anyone holding it overnight is *definitely* putting their balls on the block, but anyone who bought it low and has sold where I just saw it obviously did good, I am sure it was indeed a good play for someone. BTW, you call it bioshit and I don't entirely disagree, but I personally know someone who bought a house for $300k they made day trading it.

>>55842918
think of it as a tip to the MMs
my parents never gave my tip when i was an infant, so now i have to give them a little on each trade

>>55842884
Well yea that's how I think of myself, as a mini mm. I collect theta as well but in my own convoluted way that nobody understands, but I trade certain spreads and it works great for me

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
WHERE ARE THE EMERGENCY RATE CUTS!?!?!?!
WHERE IS THE INFINITE STIMULUS!?!?!?!!?

>>55842918
you can set your hedges for how much risk youre willing to take to reduce that cost of doing business
also youtube is not the way bro

I'm going to The Lucky House. Does anybody want anything?

>>55842774
idk I've been making stacks on my medium term bearish trades.

>>55842831
The post 9/11 pump!

>>55842901
yeah sure it will thats why its done a 5x over the course of a few weeks with no signs of stopping, anyone who decided to buy within the last month since have been mentioning it is up majorly yet anyone who listens to you will gain nothing, so whats your point that you're a pussy?

>>55842948
Dude just shut the fuck up. You have no idea what that shit company does and all they’ve done is lost money and diluted stockholders for the entirely of their existence.

>>55842069
Thank you for this cow. I have made it my desktop background.

>>55842969
Here another cow for your collection

>>55842967
i know exactly what they do what they make and what is going to happen, as we speak ttoo is pumping again while you sit on your hands and discouage people from making easy money, eat shit nigger you have no legs

SOMEONE CALL POWELL TO PUMP IT

>>55842986
please do the opposite of keeping yourself safe. go wave hundred dollar bills in front of wild niggers or something.

if youre shorting nvda i think youre in trouble

Buy 2dte calls

450 strike

>>55842868
10 YEARS OF SHARTIN AND FARTIN MONEY IS OVER NOW

>>55842069
I'd bet on Germany collapsing first (fuck off tranny jannies I'm talking about finances.)

>>55842994
I'll have the captial to do so!
you know it does the exact same pattern every day right? its free money

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>>55842999
>robincuck
yeah i mean sure you can gamble on short dated otm options and go broke or you can stop gambling and actually put your money to work for your future lol

>>55842986
Ok what do they do?
t. eager gambler waiting to go all in but need more info

daily reminder to get out by September.

>>55842986
You do realize this is not a sustainable pump right? There is NO FUCKING BASIS BEHIND THIS. It s a meme pump and you’re a fucking bitch,

>>55842969
Om Hare Hare Devi

Sarvakaamdudhe devi sarvatithirbhishechini l

Pavane surbhi shreshte devi tubhyam namostute

>>55843031
Are you talking about the whole market or a specific stock?

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>>55843045
Fuck off

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>>55843045
I hope you die

>>55842925
Buck broke

I should have bought more TTOO. Oh well.