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Greed Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55835476 [DELETED] 
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I'm greedy for Taylor Swift.

>> No.55835478

>>55835457
first for eod crash

>> No.55835482
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Fourth for TTOO

>> No.55835496

Lets talk about DXY

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>>55835476
Are we entering a #BareTaylorMarket?

>> No.55835507

>>55835496
Drop the XY and add IVIDENDS and I’m in

>> No.55835508

>>55835476
>those armpits
SLUUURRRRPPPP
>>55835496
>DXY
What about it? It's time to long DXY, imo

>> No.55835511

What's the play on HE

>> No.55835515

>>55835482
Except IRL he wouldn't have kids because he would still be a virgin.

>> No.55835517

Just bought some paypal what am I in for

>> No.55835521
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>>55835489
Who?

>> No.55835522

>>55835507
D ividends are irrelevant.

>> No.55835525
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>>55835522
kek you’re so bad at this

>> No.55835530

>americans are setting themselves up as exit liquidity

>> No.55835531 [DELETED] 

>>55835506
Any pics of her with a naval piercing? They’re so hot

>> No.55835532
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Uh... my money is coming back

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>55835531
No but I got this for you.

>> No.55835548

any CAF guys in here?

>> No.55835551

It's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

>> No.55835564
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ITS GONNA DOOOOOMP

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>>55835482

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>>55835531
>>55835541
Imagine if you were the tattoo artist that pierced T-Swift’s navel.

>> No.55835572

>>55835551
this beat is wicked (and shit)

>> No.55835580 [DELETED] 

>>55835570
They’re the ultimate slut indicator

>> No.55835581
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There will be a major catalyst in the next month that will cause the fed to cut 25bps at the September meeting. And that's not a good thing

>> No.55835595

>>55835581
BUT JACKSON'S HOLE JUST FLEW OVER NY HOUSE!

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>>55835570
Damn it's fat.

>> No.55835603 [DELETED] 

>>55835570
navel piercings are gross and retarded anon.
T. has pierced a lot of people

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>>55835581
>Major catalyst
>Rate cut
>Dumps even harder after the cut
Is your anus prepared?

>> No.55835614 [DELETED] 

>>55835603
Literally nothing hotter than cumming on one

>> No.55835616
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Predict what will happen next

>> No.55835617

I am now convinced that bond yields will never go down ever again

>> No.55835624

-1.40 gme and bbbyq

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>>55835616
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lol wtfwt was that at the end

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I boughted $10 each of 73 stooks and they went down by 42 cents today. I wish I hadn't been such a faggot and sold all my BOIL.

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>WARREN BUFFETT 13F FILING

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I finished the day green thanks to SOXL

>> No.55835673

>Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates are buying up thousands of the high-performance Nvidia chips crucial for building artificial intelligence software, joining a global AI arms race that is squeezing the supply of Silicon Valley’s hottest commodity.
NVDA short bros... it's over...

>> No.55835678

whats a stock thats down right now that you're slowly accoomulating

>> No.55835679

>>55835525
You sound desperate.

>> No.55835689
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>>55835678
RTX

>> No.55835692
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>>55835630
correct

>> No.55835701
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>Burry shorts the market with $1.6 billion
time to go long

>> No.55835702

I sold my 1 singular SOXL call this morning on the first gap up for 40 bucks. Should’ve kept it I would’ve made close to 120 on it with 140 as principle. What a shame.

>> No.55835704

>>55835678
ZIM

>> No.55835705

>>55835678
Haven't started yet but I want to accoomoolate PYPL. I just don't like that it pumped today even though it proves I should accomoolate it.

>> No.55835707

>>55835525
Fine. Lets talk about the impact of tax expense on long term compounding. Most investors in the 23.8% tax bracket range are aware that total return is what matters, and already understand the importance of tax efficiency.
So for the sake of facilitating discussion, let's assume you're at the 15% tax bracket. Lets ignore state income taxes - pretend you live in Texas/Florida.

Lets assume 10% return, ignoring inflation. Over a 20 year timeframe that means a 572% return before taxes.
But you want dividends. Take that same 10% in dividends, pay the 15% tax. That leaves 8.5% to reinvest. Note that DRIP still triggers a taxable event. Your return will be 411%.

Dividend investor closes their 20 year investment horizon with 24% less overall wealth than the growth investor. Note that this ignores the fact that companies paying dividends typically do so via earnings. Companies that reinvest all their cashflow into new R&D show lower earnings, thus avoiding a 21% tax at the corporate level. Of course, this only applies to US holdings.

>> No.55835709

>>55835678
No, you're gonna laugh at me if I tell you

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>>55835701

>> No.55835714

>>55835673
hopefully it pumps big on this news to higher highs so i can quadruple down

>> No.55835730

>>55835702
kick ass and blessed tho fuck it

>> No.55835742
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ok wtf do I do now

>> No.55835744

This economic indicator is flashing red. Join my newsletter to find out why.

>> No.55835753

>>55835581
Damn tummy slut, needs rate hike correction

>> No.55835756
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>>55835742
Is this real?

>> No.55835760
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>>55835742
Run.

>> No.55835763

>>55835744
Fuck Bloomberg

>> No.55835767

>>55835617
Top signal

>> No.55835768
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>people shorting with NVDA earnings right around the corner
Genuinely worried for you lot. If there's a god, may he have mercy on you.

>> No.55835769

>>55835742
delet twatter

>> No.55835780

>BRIC and other 3rd world central banks shitting the bed
Dollar milkshake theory was right

>> No.55835795

>>55835768
I hope it goes to 500 after earnings so i can quatriple down. I'm afraid it's going to go down before i finish accumulating

>> No.55835799
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.55835803

>>55835767
>Top signal
I wish that were the case but I doubt it. I've been convinced yields will never go down again since May at least

>> No.55835806

>>55835799
Tranny

>> No.55835809

>>55835803
So what buy?

>> No.55835811

>>55835795
Earnings seem like it could go either way desu, but I have a feeling it will likely pump.

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>> No.55835837

>>55835811
I hope so. That would be a gift

>> No.55835851
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>>55835836
I guess we got one more solid bull push.

>> No.55835853

>>55835673
Ayyrabs are so fucking stupid and desperate to not be oil babies. I hope some random nerds discovers room temperature superconductors for infinite energy storage with no energy loss to see that entire region become Mad Max

>> No.55835862

Which software meme stock will make it
>Mongo
>Cloudfare
>Snowflake

>> No.55835866

>>55835673
>Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates are buying up thousands of the high-performance Nvidia chips crucial for building artificial intelligence software
Now that actually makes sense. AI does great at pattern recognition. They can use it to search seismic data for oil.

>> No.55835879

>>55835836
When are his puts dated?

>> No.55835884
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>>55835673
>more chips = more gooder
...I cant even.

>> No.55835890
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>>55835836
This can't be real

>> No.55835902

So is some more Chinese shit supposed to happen in the morning?

>> No.55835905

>>55835780
no because DXY isn't skyrocketing at the same time

>> No.55835917

>https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/adnoc-considers-pushing-covestro-bid-126-bln-sources-2023-08-14/
what do we think of Covestro and ADNOC? still 10 euros upside potential

>> No.55835919

>>55835809
>So what buy?
I guess treasury bills. Stocks are way overvalued and bond yields will never go down again, so that leaves treasury bills as the winner

>> No.55835920

>>55835836
This is reddit tier shit.

>> No.55835925

>SHMP closed at 0.032
>I didn’t buy
It really was as Shrimple as that and I let it slip

>> No.55835929

>>55835866
Do they even dl that themselves or just straight up hire Halliburton et all to do it for them? My guess is that they don't have the technical capabilities to do it themselves

>> No.55835932

>>55835920
"reddit tier" is having a 2 year long general thread for meme stock baggies

>> No.55835933

all this talk of shmups has me wanting to play some Raiden

>> No.55835938
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>>55835925

>> No.55835948

>>55835742
import/export data tomorrow. Market has dumped last two times its been reported, this close a giant bull trap

>> No.55835958

>>55835938
I don't think prawns are shrimp

>> No.55835979

>>55835673
I heard it was China buying up Nvidia chips because of American AI regulation

>> No.55835987

>>55835958
They identify as shrimp.

>> No.55835993
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>>55835958

>> No.55836003

>>55835979
You mean they Ayyrabs buy the chips and sell them back to Chyna, just like Kyrgyzstan buys German goods on behalf of Russia?

>> No.55836007
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*ahem*

DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW WHEN BURRY'S PUTS EXPIRE?

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>>55836007
2 quarters

>> No.55836028

>>55836007
August 28 (two more weeks)

>> No.55836039

>>55836028
how long until two more weeks?

>> No.55836046

>>55835958
fuckin' bigot

>> No.55836061

People be mad fucking weird

>> No.55836067

>>55836007
By the way in case you are new on 4channel, two more weeks is a local meme. Please do not go all in on spy puts because anons are memeing ITT

>> No.55836072

There sure are a lot of Anons missing today, even the DING DING DING one.

>> No.55836078
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>>55836061
Word.

>> No.55836087

>>55836061
that's because it do.

>> No.55836092

>>55836078
>Camera on phone not working, crashing
>tell someone that, screenshot that its crashing
>Instantly blocked
This is why dating is impossible in modern age.

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>>55836061
Got a problem m8?

>> No.55836109

>>55836087
it do what it do

>> No.55836115

>>55836061
There's something happening here.
But what it is, ain't exactly clear.

>> No.55836122

>>55835478
nope, just crab market the next week or three

>> No.55836127

>>55836109
if only people thought it be like it is

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>>55836115
Stop
What's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

>> No.55836141

boomer hippie music is such self indulgent tripe

>> No.55836152
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>>55836141
Woodstock should have been napalmed.

>> No.55836155

Damn. Bears really are stupid

>> No.55836158
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>>55836152
Not Woodstock 99 though that shit was tight.

>> No.55836170

I own over 100k USD in snap stock. Today the stock dropped back to single digits...

Should I just sell? Or hodl until it's back to at least 15?

>> No.55836193

>>55836170
Why would you ever buy that piece of garbage?

>> No.55836194
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>>55836158
Was that the one with all the fires and rapes?

>> No.55836204

>>55836170
Buy more, you idiot. You're looking at a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

>> No.55836207

>>55836194
Yes.
>It looks like Apocalypse Now out there t. Anthony "pedophile" Keidis.

>> No.55836211

>>55836170
>invoostin' in zoomer shit
KEK

>> No.55836218

>>55835979
>I heard it was China buying up Nvidia chips because of American AI regulation
there's supposed to be a ban on US companies selling top chip tech to china. they're not allowed to sell them the highest tier chips

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Another day another dollar (and five cents)

>> No.55836230

>>55836207
I read about that later. At the time I was living in the wilds of western MT.

>> No.55836241

>>55836170
double down

>> No.55836247

>>55836007
>DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW WHEN BURRY'S PUTS EXPIRE?
this is the dumbest shit. burry's 13f is from June 30 - a whole fucking month and a half ago. he could have easily sold those positions by now

the fact this shit is going around social media is fucking retarded. burry flip flips back and forth between bullish and bearish all the fucking time. he is a trader

>> No.55836259

>>55836241
>we like to have fun around here

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>>55836133
There's meme lines being drawn
They never work, your astronomy's wrong
Fresh baggies speaking their minds
Are gettin' so much resistance from DXY

>> No.55836293

>>55835678
Bank of america

>> No.55836295

>>55836194
>>55836207
>hey guys they want us to ask you to keep the rapes down
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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HOOD gave me $3.81 in Round Up Rewards FREE MONEY, a 75% match to the $5.08 in rounded up change from last week's debit card use. I even do stuff like get a penny on the end of a gasoline total so it will hold back the rounded up 99 cents and give me FREE MONEY on it.

>> No.55836308

RUM earning report is in. Up nearly 468% in revenue since this time last year. If we don't see a stock spike tomorrow I call shenanigans.

>> No.55836320

Holy fuck we are pumping ah

>> No.55836323

>>55836295
sounds about right, I remember all the "bro" types that were into all that shit back then.

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>mfw a certain brick and mortar vidya retailer is almost triggering my limit buys
I'm not recommending it, but it's easy

>> No.55836366

>>55836308
Should I buy?

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>>55836308
>Down -3% AH

>> No.55836390

Bears are so fucked. I saw this really cool ai thing and tech is really cool too!

>> No.55836412

thank you TTOO jeets for shilling your scam stock i gtfo out of that ticking time bomb and collected a cute 10% return

>> No.55836421

Oooooooooh bobo, NVDA is still pumping after hours. $500 EOW, gap up to $600 after earnings when Jensen ups the guidance again.

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>>55836320
I might even see green for the day if it keeps up, just 28 cents short now!

>> No.55836448

>>55836421
Dude their P/E ratio is 229/1. That's completely fucking insane. That's froth on top of froth.

>> No.55836449

>>55836421
Still mad that my rebuy order kicked in 2 minutes before close during last weeks dip. Overpaid by like $10 a share.

>> No.55836471

>>55836436
Holt shir wagmi!warming!!

>>55836448
Stfu Bobo why u want every1 to be poor lover like u just join the club!

>> No.55836478

anon how many times have you been liquidated? does it feel bad

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>mfw ttoo closed at .3900 exactly
My balls are heavy
My cock is long
My will be done
That whore is fun
She sucks my nuts
She throats my cock
N she wants to ROCK
OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

>> No.55836499

>>55836158
Based and bizkit pilled

>> No.55836500 [DELETED] 

>>55836471
Learn to speak English faggot.

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>>55836478
I've lost 50% but never liquidated. It didn't feel good.

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Oh and I noooticed gas is up 3% since last week.

>> No.55836515

Top Cock. remember all those bear posts in the morning? Embarrassing.

>> No.55836514

>>55836308
>lost users

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>sell a few short positions at a comfortable profit
>still down for the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVnCuW3nkns

>> No.55836522

>>55836448
Tsla had 1k and they make fucking cars. Nvda makes the future.

>> No.55836523

>>55836515
Two more days

>> No.55836527

I haven’t been here for a couple years, are we still buying soxl and bayhorse???

>> No.55836529

>>55836505
been there

>> No.55836539

>>55836522
Exactly. These idiots don't see that Nvidia is the next big meme stock.

>> No.55836546

>>55836170
LOL look at the chart

>> No.55836547

>>55836332
Fuck off to your containmend general you retarded GME faggot nigger. I hope you die you piece of shit brainlet bagholder scum.

>> No.55836548

>>55836527
Yes. SOXL will unironically go back to ath and even above.

>> No.55836588

>>55836539
Its not a meme! Take it back! The create AI! Your toaster will need their chips?!

>> No.55836594

>>55836448
>P/E
Literally nobody other than 90 year old boomers cares about that shit.

>> No.55836621

>>55835707
Damn, dividend glowie is just crickets on this. Could not even come up with a reply to this post huh?

>> No.55836630
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>he didn't buy NVDA after the head and shoulders bottom

>> No.55836685

Steelbros.. Its happening. Clf tranny was defeated

>> No.55836721
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my fucking CHRIST did bears get blown out today. Absolute fucking retards, the lot of you. Sometimes I wish you were just trolling but I know you're really that dumb. Lmfao.

>> No.55836739
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Any good resources for EUfags ?

>> No.55836749

Where are all the euphoric NVDA bears who were here last week? Reveal yourselves you fucking cowardly pieces of shit.

>> No.55836751

>he was bearish after a 2 week correction
Just sad man.

>> No.55836759

>>55836630
>he's still trading technicals and not stacking up for the crash
inb4 what's this pattern called

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>>55835707
breddy interesting. I'm too old and have too little $ to give a fuck and just think it's fun to get dividends and autoinvest to expand equities like I'm working a vidya game, but I'll show this to my son for his consideration, much obliged.

>> No.55836793

>>55836749
FEB 230P here. will DCA and rollover all the way down

>> No.55836804
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Another day. Did the math on the paycheck hit and said fuck it and proceeded to jack my 401k contributions another 9%. Hell in 6 months my check will be going up slightly anyway due to the forthcoming income tax rate cut. So it'll even out. Then if the legislators do it, my check will be going up another 6% (or more) come July 2024.

>> No.55836805

>>55835670
Did anyone not? I managed to close a couple of "long term positions."

>> No.55836811

Is AAPL still a good long buy and hold, bros? Can't see how this doesn't go to $300+ in a few years.

>Tons of new offerings for status soipeople.
>Only held back by chip shortage.
>Mogs Zuckerberg monthly.
>Keystone company of entire US economy.

It really is surprising how few AAPL shills and maximalists you see on this board considering its past and potential.

>> No.55836817

>>55835768
Nvidia is 100% software bullshit. They barely even do anything.

>> No.55836819

>>55836804
are you talking about the expiry of the trump era tax cuts?

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>>55836721

>> No.55836825

>>55836092
Lol you don't "date" internet sluts you just fuck them.

>> No.55836841

>>55836721
I opened more put positions today.

>> No.55836842

>>55836811
all of the gays here are proxy AAPL shills/maxis by automatic association.

>> No.55836847

>>55836819
Nope, My state is lowering the income tax rate. It intends to drop it to zero over time and without jacking the sales tax in the process. Or so they say. So far they've kept their word on it all.

>> No.55836860

>>55836847
I was just curious what you meant by paycheck hit. But honestly, I don't think I need to know.

>> No.55836864
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These are the current max pain values for SPY this week.
We opened at 444, crossed MP to 446, and then closed at 448, which is just as far as when we opened.
In any case, it looks like we'll crab for a few days, then have a healthy cool off on Friday.

>> No.55836871

>>55836522
Nvidia makes 2010 era parallelized compute modules that have been obsoleted by modern CPU manufacturing and then further makes them less interesting by locking them behind a proprietary API.
They don't make the future they make the past.

>> No.55836878

>>55835836
midiwt doomers all probably spamming this everywhere.

>> No.55836881

>>55836811
Look up Commodore computer. They were the Apple of the 1980s/early 90s.

>> No.55836908

>>55836871
is this some veiled INTC shilling?
Or maybe Masayoshi-san is trying to get his ARM IPO into the meme pump so he can sell his visionfund bags?

>> No.55836906

I think globohomo is turning off for awhile, and basically everyone from the richest countries (total wealth not per capita) should invest in the most fundamental industries like steel, but I don’t know what other industries are fundamental, especially because the world seems to be shifting to new technologies.

>> No.55836909

BTAI. You don't listen. You never listen.

>> No.55836911

>>55836860
Every dollar you divert into something or "they" suck out for whatever means less dollars flowing into your bank account for your general spending. Some people fuck this up. They get the balance wrong. Either diverting to much so they live piss poor in the here and now or not diverting enough so in the long term they're fucked but in the short term they're ok. You want a balance. So either short term or long term your not fucking yourself.

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>>55836841
>I opened more put positions today.
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

They.... they can't all be degenerate gamblers?

>> No.55836931

>>55835457
I have an erection for Exxon. I have one single stock and its made me like 8$ so far in a week or so

>> No.55836936

>>55836825
Thats what it was meant to be.

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Did anyone think quick enough to grab a screenshot of the easter egg when you look at TSLA on trading view? Or grab it from the network or sources tabs? I can't get it to trigger again.

>> No.55837002

>>55836931
kick ass, BLESSED. I too am a big fan of XOM and have a small amount. Mine is, in fact, up by 8 cents right now. I have owned it a good many times before, in much larger amounts, and made more from it, and my son owns about FIDDY shares.

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>>55836871

>> No.55837024

>>55837002
Blessed and BastE. I want to reiterate once that I also have traded XOM shares. Correction; it was options. Ha! And I made a few bucks myself. My son tripe owns thirty five shares.

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Tomorrow gonna be blood red, or I will be. One of us isn't gonna be purdy

>> No.55837063

>>55835678
BBBYQ my nigger

>> No.55837066

Insider here. 465 on SPY before September.
PREPARE ACCORDINGLY.

>> No.55837069

>>55835457
>didn't beat the market today
Feels bad man

>> No.55837077

What's pumping after hours?
It seems like a lot

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>>55837066
whale here. we're planning on selling spy tomorrow in part of a whale discord group im in.

some of yall are alright...don't be in spy tomorrow.

>> No.55837102

Tell JPow I need him to cut rates ty

>> No.55837107

>>55837024
If I had to pick just one company ever to hold and DCA into it would be DE but if I was allowed one more then that one would be XOM.

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i visit /biz/ just to ask this, why tf my sl triggered?

>> No.55837112

>>55837048
same i have 102 spy 448 puts 8/25
Im so fucked

>> No.55837118 [DELETED] 

>>55837108
jews, duh

>> No.55837119
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The resident /smg/ glowniggers are acting more aggressive than usual. Market collapse imminent.

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>>55837102
The economy is stronger than ever and we can handle more rate hikes. That's the power of Bidenomics.

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>>55837112
RIP

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>>55837119
>market collapse
>he doesn't know we're pumping to the moon during the invasion of Iran
Hop on or get left behind

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>>55837119
>Market collapse imminent.
Exactly why I only bought $10 each of my 73 stooks, just holding them for fun on the side while I wait for good BOIL prices and market collapse without having to worry about substantial losses and letting the bulk of my dry powder get 4.9% sittin' on the trigger pull ready in HOOD.

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>>55837142
The nice thing about illegitimate regimes that like to abuse their power, is that they have a habit of collapsing under their own stupidity.

>> No.55837188

>>55837137
please marker stop pumping for 1 hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55837197

>50% tips
>25% international
>25% domestic
DO IT
CRASH
FUCKING CRASH BITCH

>> No.55837198
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I have broken even on SOXL in the aftermarket, I have an urge to sell

>> No.55837215

I wonder where the dipshit from yesterday is who asked about "inverse boglehead" recs and I didn't nootice the "inverse" and suggested a bunch of boomer buys to which he replied "SQQQ it is". I recall telling him to enjoy losing his money.

>> No.55837221

OMG SAUDI ARABIA BUYS CHIPS?! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!! OMG THERE IS PLENTY OF MEAT TO THE BONE BEFORE CREDIT CARD DEFAULTS AND STUDENT LOANS REPAY! ITS A GOOD OPP!!!!!!!!

>> No.55837224

>>55836170
You need to post proof immediately

>> No.55837228

>>55837215
Oh, shit, I remember now, he was talking about dumping his entire life savings into it.

>> No.55837229

I'm so hard up for pussy that I am going to fuck some mid 50's bar skank. I GOTTA COOOOM

>> No.55837232

Mumu celebrating over a day when yields surged higher
>2yr 4.969 7.6bps
>10yr 4.195% 4.1bps
Tick tock mumu

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>>55837112
102 of them? Fuck how much did that cost?

>> No.55837241

>>55837232
They're literally government shills.

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55837252

I told a coworker that the stock market is doing good today, then read about Burry buying $1.6b in puts. I'm so fucking sorry.

>> No.55837258

>>55837232
>Tick tock
*That* is the thing, too...between now and then it is just pure gambling on the day to day, there is no real sense to be had for trying to predict anything short term, shit is just wild.

>> No.55837259

>>55837252
Burry's a one-hit-wonder... like the Macarena or something. Pay it no mind

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>>55837229
Why can't it be the other way around? When I'm in my mid 50s, or even now, some younger girl half my age wants to coom so bad she finds me at some bar and rapes me

>> No.55837269

>>55837259
>only knows of one of his hits
>thinks that means it's the only one he had

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>>55837259
That song do be bussin fr fr no cap.

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>>55837279
The Macarena is a GenX/Millenial song, not Zoomer.
Do we have an official GenX Pepe?

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>>55837258
Well, once we hit full Weimar republic, the degenerate and desperate speculation will be so high we will have hourly expiration options. When that happens, watch out

>> No.55837306

>>55837269
Remember when he shorted the bottom last year then capitulated

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>>55837289
Nice hair doo

>> No.55837319

>>55837306
No, because we have no idea how short he was!

>> No.55837328

>>55837265
that shit happens too, bars are were desperate ugly people go to get laid.

>> No.55837354

>>55837198
Nah bro, sell tomorrow or the day after. SOXL must retest $24.29

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Henlo stock market experts!
How many puts do I need to buy to get a role in the big short sequel movie? Do I need to convert to judaism? pls answer quickly

>> No.55837373

>>55837371
All in on SOXS on Wednesday. Get out by Friday

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https://on.soundcloud.com/hvbrR7W9j5qk4cL58

Invest in truer wealth

The economy is a facade

Our world is governed by community confederacies.
White power.

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>August CPI on track for 10% annualized
How does he do it?

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>>55837373
So the meltdown is finally here? Like really this time? I've heard it's in two more weeks

>> No.55837398

>>55837392
No, melt down will never come (until it does)

>> No.55837430
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You ever look at the inverse spy chart and wonder. What if they're wrong, and you're right?

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Looking at these inflation nowcasts, how high will yields go when Jpow starts dropping 100 BPS emergency rate hikes in response to runaway inflation? The end game is basically Greece in 2009, isn't it?

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>>55837430
I don't know what you're talking about but
this chart looks pretty bearish if you ask me

>> No.55837457

>>55837436
>The end game is basically Greece in 2009, isn't it?
I like gyros.

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>>55837436
Fuck no england or japan first.
>>55837456
It's been a cruel summer after all.

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>>55837457
unnnghhhhhh GYRO ME BABYYY PLEASEEE

>> No.55837485

>>55837371
Jews don’t buy options, they sell them.

>> No.55837490

>>55835707
buddy my divvies live in a tax free savings account *yawn*

>> No.55837501

>>55837436
WEW LAD the august one accelerated. July underperformed their casting though

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>>55837457
>>55837467
>>55837471
Their stock market fell 95% and never recovered. They reverted to second world developing country status, fully half their population became homeless, and the only reason they didn't go full third world shithole tier is that the EU was there to bail them out. If something like that were to happen here, I'm concerned it would be a lot worse. There isn't anyone large enough to bail out the entire US government, so they would have to print the currency to zero. On top of that, banks are required to hold worthless bonds, so basically every financial institution in the US would also fail all at once.

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>Over a month until Jerome hikes America's panties up again
>People are still confident about the short-term

>> No.55837534 [DELETED] 

>>55837528
is that a c section scar?

>> No.55837539 [DELETED] 

>>55837528
This woman is like 36 and she's an older woman. Whatev but yeah how bout them options

>> No.55837549

>>55835704
What do you think about its upcoming earnings? I used to watch as it went from $15 to $80. Now it's back down to $15. What went wrong?

>> No.55837565

>>55837173
>The nice thing about illegitimate regimes that like to abuse their power is that they have a habit of collapsing under their own stupidity.
Why hasn't Israel or the US collapsed, then?

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>>55837224
>>55836193
Everyone else sold but I refuse to sell cause long term losses don't get shit

Like 2 years ago this stock was worth like $75 a share and I was waiting for it to hit like $100, but alas we're down to $9.9 today... Fuck me, boys, I just wanted to retire early... If it does get back to like 50 then I probably still can...

>> No.55837574

>>55837567
Ow, Gg

>> No.55837577

>>55837565
We're the ones who put the lesser illegitimate regimes in power.
>>55837539
What are you gay?
>Whatev but yeah
Yep, you are.

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>>55837539
Gamma is too low on SPX.
>>55837502
America is too big to fail. Take the red, whit, and blue pill.

>> No.55837584

>>55837567
That 60k haircut is pretty bad, but not catastrophic.

>> No.55837588

>>55837577
What are you gay?
>We're the ones who put the lesser illegitimate regimes in power.
Hm, yeah.

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>>55837457

>> No.55837595

>>55837584
>>55837574
To be fair I made a fuckton when it spiked in 2021, but I guess you only get lucky once.

And by "I made a fuckton" I actually mean the IRS and California tax board made a fuckton cause they took half

>> No.55837598

>>55837582
The brain drain on other countries is immense. We better not stop taking smart guys from Bangladesh. They don't shit in the streets because they're the best of the best. No offense

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>>55837239
Almost 38000 dollars

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>>55837528
>be me
>click
>not Tay Tay
>disgusted

>> No.55837611

>>55837595
oof, does cali really charge 13%

>> No.55837615

U.S government is gonna give Iran back one billion per us hostage the iranians released. Based biden

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>>55837604
You buy them today?

>> No.55837641

instagram allows breastfeeding pics.
you're welcome

>> No.55837651
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>>55837615
So now they can kidnap Americans for the agreed upon rate of one billion per head? Over here they just wanna enslave and imprison us. Maybe we should move to Iran, then split the billion 50/50 with Iran

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What are the market implications?

>> No.55837665

>>55837604
Total fuckin' gamble but I'd guess the odds to be at least enough in its favor to do a little somethin' between now and then. I definitely do not consider it to be a retard play at that distance.

>> No.55837683

>>55837655
It disturbs me a lot that the dollar is still the most stable and desirable currency on the planet.

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I'm too am short. This week may or may not be hard but the next we dump.

>> No.55837708

Currently have long call options on NVAX @ $ 7.50 expiring in January 2025. I pray for one last printer go brrrrr before everything goes to shit.

>> No.55837710

>>55837683
Would you trust the pesos? Its history isn't that good in argentina. Im curious what that means for Argentine commodity producers

>> No.55837719

>>55837490
Shill me some divvy stocks

>> No.55837726

>>55837683
go back to the autonomous zone commie

>> No.55837734

>>55837567
sell it you retard

>> No.55837747

>>55837622
Yah after close

>> No.55837750

>>55837726
The U.S. government should not be making promises that by all means have the public speculating on when and not if we become greece. Ideally there would be an alternative, but there isn't. The UAE has started taking rupees for their oil. Fucking rupees.

>> No.55837770

>>55837750
>The UAE has started taking rupees for their oil
They just don't like Biden. This is all a protest. Remember they are untermensch; that's why they are acting this way, being driven by their emotions. Sorry I just wanted to use these words. You guys live in fucking mudhuts still bruh like be a bit more Industrious
>but we want to lounge and pray
Tough nicks

>> No.55837772

>>55837747
Damn, you might hit a kick on those tomorrow or this week. What's your plan with them, to dump them quick in the morning, or hold embfir a home run, or what's yo exit plan or profit for this trade?

>> No.55837777

>>55837726
Give me your top 5 reasons why you love Trump, fellow organic right winger.

>> No.55837780

>>55835515
projection

>> No.55837787

>>55837772
*Might hit a lick

>> No.55837796

>>55837770
Biden fucked up(as usual) and didnt give them any respect, he also called the prince a rapist or something? I forget.

his administration (like most) doesn't understand the value of the petrodollar.

>> No.55837801

>>55837772
I'll set a stop loss around spy hitting 451sh if it doesnt reverse there. If we drop .5% or more I'll set a stop loss for +5k

>> No.55837802

>>55837567
Everything with zoomers is like bubble gum, it just gets chewed for a short while until the sugar is sucked out and then it's on to the next.

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>>55837777
checked

>> No.55837812

>>55837804
Right on schedule, shillbot.

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>>55836262
stop wagie what's that sound
burry says its going down

>> No.55837818
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>>55837801
You bout to get paid bro

>> No.55837828

>>55837777
CHECKED, I think Trump is a piece of shit retard grifter that fakes loving God posed in front of church signs, but I'd still take that shit over the present cabal of fags and worse. At the end of the day though, this shithole is Babylon and I am a citizen of the Kingdom of God.

>> No.55837835

>>55837818
Inshallah..
But Naww it'll face melt me for a -15k

>> No.55837837
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>>55837567
Who the fuck uses Snapchat?

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>>55837604
Godspeed anon.

>> No.55837844

>>55837828
Name a single right wing politician that you support, troon.

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>>55837604
Please hedge with spreads bobo. I wish you luck.

>> No.55837856

>>55837837
pretty much this. Snapchat popularity peaked in 2013, then it had a revival 6-7 years later. Its not getting a third revival

>> No.55837857

>>55837844
I would but for that troon shit so go fuck yourself nigger.

>> No.55837865

CLF is the best stock, better than NVDA.

>> No.55837868

>>55837841
>>55837847
Thank you anons

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>>55837856
Shit their insider trading feature even got usurped by all those encrypted chats that are popular with 3rd worlders.

>> No.55837872

>>55837857
So you admit to being a thinly veiled shill then. Good to know.

>> No.55837879

>>55837872
I have no fuckin' idea what you're talkin' about schiz. If it helps you to put a few pieces of connecting yard between pushpins on your conspiracy board then I admire DeSantis for btfoing the groomers.

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>>55837604

>> No.55837892
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>>55837835
Well good luck. For an entire DOGE coin, I'll make it blood red by premarket with my secret babylonian blood rain dance

>> No.55837896

>>55837879
Yeah, sure thing glownigger. Let's see if you can shill your way out of self-inflicted total economic collapse.

>> No.55837901

I'm not worried about any tax on stocks. Why? Cause due to being married and my uh 401k contribution hikes which drops your counted income for tax purposes my tax bracket is 12%. If you land in the 12% bracket and married you pay zero long term tax on stocks. So my total combined income for 2023 to effect the tax owed in 2024 has to hit over $83,350 to make it go higher. Short term it's the same story; long as it doesn't go over that 83,350 limit my tax hit stays the same. Another thing; Tax loss harvesting. You sell stock for a loss. Your taxable income drops up to a max of 3000 a year (1500 single). You lose 8000; you get 3 years of tax breaks due to carrying it over till its all used up. Any new losses just punts those breaks out further. Nutshell; Divvy compounding takes time. By the time the divvy income hits noticeable "you feel it" levels taxes are not really a concern anymore.

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>>55837892
Nice try.

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>>55837904
Fine, I'll just use this one

>> No.55837923

>>55837856
You couldn't be further from the truth. The daily active user count continues to grow nonstop

>> No.55837936

>>55837896
kek! ok schiz, you totally nailed me, fuckin' secret lib! Verification not required!

>> No.55837944

>>55837604
Max pain is currently at 450, and there's a lot of swing. It'll be just as likely to breach above 20MA or below 50MA in that time. Hell of a gamble

>> No.55837947

>>55837923
Now that is shocking if true. I've never had an account so do not see it personally, but I know my son and all his peers liked it years ago.

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>>55837917
You have activated my trap card.

>> No.55837957

>>55837604
why is your hedge so tiny

>> No.55837967

>>55837957
Cuz I'm retarded.
It's just a sacrifice

>> No.55837969

>>55837923
facebook graph says the same thing but we all know thats dead in real world

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>>55837957
>conviction

>> No.55837974

>>55837936
Abolish the FBI now.

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please don't bake
i need to get some sleep

>> No.55837994

>>55837967
next time, buy long ES contracts instead to hedge.

>> No.55838009

>>55837994
Smart

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>>55838005
>>55838005
>>55838005

>> No.55838015

>>55837974
abolish ur mom's ovaries now

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>>55837951
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55838149

>>55835678
NIO niggers

>> No.55839588

Will prob buy calls on NVDA for a quick trade tomorrow, seeing as they will probably pump it again