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Should I get a job at the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)?

>> No.55834233
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>>55834192
yes OP, they are nice people

>> No.55834290

>the CIA
Excuse me shitlord we go by just CIA now not THE.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jMVVuBxDMzI

>> No.55834896

>>55834192
I wouldn't bother.

>> No.55834913

>>55834192
No, you have to live in hell on earth, Northern Virginia.

>> No.55834929

>>55834192
No, go to school for the CIA (Culinary Institute of America)

>> No.55835456

>>55834192
Be a tranny and tell them how much you hate incels (basically yourself in reality).

>> No.55835477

>>55834192
Considering all you have to do is post on 4chan all day I'd say its perfect for you

>> No.55837098

>>55834192
It's full of fags, women with problem glasses, various mystery meat mutts, and naturally many many sociopaths. If that's your jam then go right ahead. Alternatively you could join and then try to subvert them from within.

>> No.55837134

>>55834192
Depends, do they have a good pension plan? Also do you have to do anything dangerous?

>> No.55837148

>>55834192
I would imagine they'd take a look at your internet history and browsing 4chan consistently would probably auto-disqualify you.

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>>55834192
Yeah

>> No.55837270

>>55834192
do you enjoy slowly infringing on the constitution?

>> No.55837283

>>55837148
probably the opposite

>> No.55837301

>>55834192
Yeah, just don't get arrested during the background check Anon

>> No.55837312

>>55834290
>when the plane hit I went outside…. even in that moment nobody believed a plane had gone into the pentagon

Kek.

>> No.55837339

>>55834192
absolutely not. you will be forced to do things you strongly disagree with or else face consequences. You must keep secrets for life even though they are extremely immoral to keep. that shit will erode your soul and you will never be able to escape it.

>> No.55837365

>>55837283
That doesn't make sense

>> No.55837885

>>55837339
This is probably true

>> No.55837898

>>55834192
If you're going to go into intelligence at least go the NSA route and get a comfy job in Hawaii.