/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55824476
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,759.897B, 103P = 17.086B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 1,773.236B, 100P = 17.73236B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

2001 Brady

>>55824433
>You guys gonna watch our movie?

That movies gonna get delayed.

When will this nigga give us some forward guidance

>>55824546

Are we there yet?

>>55824572

Newfag here, if I buy this stock I can fuck over rich fag short sellers or is it too late for that?

>>55824600
I don’t know but some people will devote their entire existence to calling you a baggie on a Cambodian card counting forum. The best part is they claim to do it completely for free.

Are we there yet?

It's as if the world was built for autists to take over and metaphysically impregnate.
https://youtube.com/shorts/U_4OtV-4wLI?feature=share

I can smell the wagmi

>>55824476
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/08/supreme-court-denies-epics-request-to-open-up-app-store-payments-during-appeals
Anyone else get the feeling that Apple keeps winning these motions/lawsuits despite transparently anti-competitive practices because any bad news would tank their ticker and wipe out collateral?

>>55824742
You have no idea how right you are.
It makes me wonder whether what comes next will look back and point to the GME saga as a critical juncture in the changeover of power.

>>55824815
They're the largest American company and they also build all of their products in China. There's an inherent base level of glowniggery required for them to operate. That gives them advantages in areas like legal disputes, where judges will literally be warned off a case. Toys R Us and the Bain lawsuits comes to mind, just magnify all of those stories by a hundred and you get the idea for Apple. I honestly think most large companies operate this way.

>>55824629
>>55824600

" newfag here "

Ahahahahaha. Stupid fuck multi personality schizo baggot. You have no money to buy new shares. There is a reason your volume is so low dumbfuck

>>55824832
http://www.research.hsbc.com/midas/Res/RDV?p=pdf&ao=20&key=wnax6cwY2w&n=460502.PDF
Process. It's going to have to be as bad as it's gonna be (worse than any economic fallout in history) because humanity is all out of options, every last stage of acceptance has passed. It's time to cum.

>>55824880
point taken. Counterpoint: you smell like doodoo

>>55824815
That's just traditional lobbying. Isn't Cohen the single biggest Apple shareholder? You'd think he'd have sold and bought more gme if it's going to go back up...

I post this in every thread to make posting here a humilation ritual for poojeets. I wish I had something like this for israelis.

Alright, where’s the buttfucker and WHERE THE HELLS MY MOE’S ASS?

>>55824952
That's easy, just remind them that the people they hate most are responsible for taking us to space and that Jewish physics is being disproven.

>>55824952
What you never have to worry about is how much Jews already hate themselves on the inside.

>>55824984
>>55824991
I need something more visceral.

>>55824476
now I wanted to watch Akira, but Netflix delisted it in my country some weeks ago...
They force me to use Chrome.. So I can run my PC, go on any streamingsite (not supporting them by using ublock and a huge hosts.txt blocking all add and track networks), search for Akira (or any other Movie I want to watch like "the Godfahter Part 3" (Since Netflix only have 1 and 2 here...), denn click on the "Stream" Button and stream it to my TV with chromecast... I mean it is as if all Netflix-Carpet-Retards are short on Netflix and want to make sure it is as shit as possible so people go back to streaming or even torrenting because most comfort solution wins (And having to have 20435220932402349 diffrent streaming-serviceses which each is $12/Month is the opposite of comfy).
Fuck capitalism, crave simplicity.
Also: WAGWI! (I dont care about MOASS as long as the system burns down and all the parasites profiting of the current system die)

>>55825100
forgot a ")".

>>55825123
Nobody's reading all that shit anyway, don't worry.

>>55825084
"Jewish women love black men" threads are always good for a hotpocket on /pol/.

>>55824600
Checked and it seems pretty likely to me.

>>55824911
checked and its time to cum pilled

>>55824911
>>55825488
Current elite behavior is so disgusting that this will probably be one of the few crashes where the average person still comes out ahead. Financially destroyed or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUtRCHdDTUc
Remember that when it happens, don't call it a squeeze.

>>55824921
Good work anon now we need a Yiddish version

>>55825609

>>55825647
kek
>ID WAAGMI

>>55825647
Bueno

>>55825647

>>55825647

>>55825647

>>55820812
>racism outside /b/?
>such as?

Exhibit:
>>55824921
>>55824952
>>55824984
>>55824991
>>55825100
>>55825647

There's never any racism in /gme/ no sir

He really is a tourist.

>>55824524
Ayeee, Ralph my boy.

>>55824869
Big tech glows. Why work out how to hack / back door into dozens of brands of phones when you can influence 60% of the population into owning an iPhone

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Kek dumbfuck weekend shill fagoids

>>55825782
Judaism isn't a race though.

Remember that time GME closed the day $100 then the next day the price % changes matched the dollar amount changes? Probably not… Wall Street must have memory holes that too… fucking crooks… just give up and let GME MOASS already…

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55825877
Settle down Whoppi

>>55825185
the bots will read it, and thats all that matters.

The shortsellers seem to be merging into one big megatron.

>>55826066
some of the oldest DD predicted that would happen

>>55825647
Perfect

It's post moass, you got your new house and you're sitting in your own home theater. What is the first movie you watch?

>>55824921

Hey funny enough in 2021 when searching up the hashtag #KenGriffin - on Instagram, many Indian shillfarms were praising the self proclaimed God King until I pointed out, FOUND THE SHILLIES.

sidenote: it smelled like poo then too.

>>55826195

WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI

>>55824869
>>55825841
The culture war between Apple/Android users resembles a lot of other American culture wars: black vs white, red vs blue, Boomer vs youth. We're not supposed to be a planned economy, but there're so many examples of these where the government or influential entities have picked a designated winner who gets defended even beyond reason until the entire thing is forced to collapse. The way the iPhone got pushed 2008-2012 (and the iPod before) seems suspicious to me. Though that suspicion is reduced somewhat when I think about how Microsoft was the incumbent pocket computer market owner.

>>55826066
>Doubling down

>>55824911
Drop the text into a pastebin or something, I'm not opening a random Chinese PDF.

>>55824433
Hey, if this is like Seth Rogen slumming it or something:
Yeah. Can't promise I'm paying in any way but you'll get an honest review from me before the end of the year. I'm expecting a hatchet job of what actually went on and particularly of what hodlers have been through and what is known about how shorts have behaved, but I'll be happy to be surprised. Good casting, at least.

>>55826512
>>55826476
>>55826459
>>55826446

>t. Extremely desperate weekend baggot

UN-DEAD
UN-DEAD
UN-DEAD
UN-DEAD

JOHNNY'S TAKING HEADS OFF OF ALL FAGGOTS WHO HATE,
CUZ I'M LIKE GOD, MOTHERFUCKER, THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY,
GET OUT MY GUN, MOTHERFUCKER, AND IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY

>>55826643
lel
https://feministfrequency.com/2023/08/01/shutting-down-feminist-frequency/

>>55826476
https://pastebin.com/aL59YTF2
TL;DR
They have delayed too many things for too long. The only reason things are "good" right now is to prevent the downturn that triggers the MOASS, soon as it does there is nothing they can do.
Their dead.

>let's make a thread about pumping a Jewish activist investors bags on 4chan, a place notorious for antisemitic remarks
>wtf why are people sitting on our thread? It must be the evil blue eyed white man Ken Griffin!!!
Go back to where you came from faggots.

>

>>55826689
>there is nothing they can do.
>Their dead.
Who is they anon?

>>55826641
Injured and bored. Trust me, I'd much rather be out enjoying my weekend.

>>55826689
Thank you.

>>55826643

>>55826689
Just saying, in September students loans go active again, and in October they gotta be paid.
Could be a fair trigger.

Do you remember when we all thought we were gonna WAGMI, but in reality now it feels more like WANGMI?

>>55826813
If it’s not July…
It’s September, if it’s not September…
It’s October, if it’s not October…
It’s May, if it’s not May…
It’s July, if it’s not July
Ad infinitum

>>55826851
Are you in because you want a squeeze, or because it's a good company that it's being manipulated and long term will flourish with chances of a squeeze?
Maybe this isn't the play for you, go look for a pump and dump

>>55826851
>Ad infinitum
Yes.
Until moass. Which is inevitable.

>>55826195
Drive Angry

>55826832
amateur, WAAAAAGMI

i'm going to do what's called a direct transfer

Anybody ever pay for a prostitute but instead of having sex you just hang out instead?

>>55827288
That's called a gf anon

>>55827305
Probably not going to get one post moass, I might be too introverted and paranoid. I thought about paying a very attractive prostitute just to hang out and talk instead. Are prostitutes demons? I want to be a good Christian, I struggle though. I just want some female attention. Would I unironically be inviting a demon into my house. It seems strangely alluring to me, how fucked am I?

>>55826851
gme is a python slowly squeezing the dumbass animal that is ken griffin and co.

>>55827395
Most mentally sound GME hodler

>>55827395
biblically

Sub 1 million volume EOM. I feel it

>>55827544
EOW

>>55827474
It was the sin of Adam alone that damned man to original sin.

Are 64 shares a make it stack?

>>55827544
>>55827566
Checked and eod Tuesday

>>55827601
Dark pool prices are starting at $1.3 million so I would say yes.

>>55827601
It helps you get in the game, but you might be Madden remorseful if you don't get at least 98. NFA.

>>55827640
I hope that still rises a bit until we moon.
>>55827651
I try, maybe early next year.

>>55827395
>Probably not going to get one post moass
Probably for the best. Once you have fuck you money women can't really be trusted anymore. They'll try and go for marriage/divorce. If that doesn't work they'll try and get it with cohabitation laws. If that doesn't work they'll cry rape. It'd be in the best interest of most gme anons to just buy a supermodel's egg and pay for a surrogate mother. You can hire a nanny so they have a mother figure, get a hoe whenever you need some pussy,, get a dog for companionship, and can spend all the rest of your time stress free with friends and family. Girlfriends/wives are just too massive of a risk.

>>55827712
But what do you even do if you want a genuine girlfriend that actually loves you? Instead of having to hire a literal succubus demon to hang out.

>>55827640
>mfw my 2k stack (95% DRS pure book) makes me a billionaire after taxes at that price
I literally can't imagine what it would be like to be that rich.

>>55827601
How does 64 Billion dollars sound?

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

>>55827748
>a genuine girlfriend that actually loves you?
Those don't exist anymore anon. They vanished the moment it became socially unacceptable to beat your wives.

>>55827777
HOLY CHECKED

>>55827395
Just get a robot.

>>55827777
Checked

>>55827777

>>55827777

>>55827692
Please don't actually buy anything based on a Nintendo 64/EA Sports joke.

>>55827777
>7,777%
>7.777% in European
Bullish

>>55827777
checked

>>55827777
Fucking checked. All the shills blew their brains out at the sight of these digits.

>>55827748
>a genuine girlfriend that actually loves you
Stop believing in fairy tales. Believe in something real, like the MOASS

>>55827777
Holy shit, it’s happening

>>55827777

>>55827777
Got my MOASS ticket ready for the flight.

>>55827972
the entire image here is so good aside from the logo, whoever edited that on, at LEAST change the layer blend to multiply baka

>>55827972
~aifureta yasashisa wa kimi wo toozakeru dake~

Draw anon, if you're out there. I can't get Jiemi to render correctly like schizo charlie from always sunny. This might have to be a non-AI Jiemi job if you want to tackle it.

MO'ASS for MOASS, ASS anon I have not forgotten your request. I have a few but I'm not entirely sure if it looks correct. I'm cleaning up Jiemis tonight to post a bit later if I can get a chance.

OC Jiemi-sama, I haven't started on dubs Jiemi, that might be later in the week.

>>55828009
Thanks anon, I'll try to tighten up this Jiemi and the others with the armband when I get the chance. PS is not my strong suit at all so I'm learning it as I go.

>>55827395
Parasites are demons, and prostitutes are infested with them.

>>55827777
Big check wagmi

Loli jiemi when?

>>55828270
Mom jiemi with triplet daughter jiemis to represent the splivvy.

>>55825647
KEK

>>55825647
>>55827777
This is the best Sunday thread on the entire website.

>>55824476
>kek gme reddit ken normies haha hedgies haha mlm scam haha reddit haha shills kek haha paid viral marketing haha kek moass kek baggies kek frogpost.
retards

>>55828425

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/15q9ffx/the_dumb_money_movie_is_a_fantastic_opportunity/
It's another "goad the comfy set into a little market manipulation" episode.

>>55828425
GameStop is pulling the plug on its crypto locker after only a year. An alert posted this week to the company’s website (via Game Developer) says GameStop Wallet will be no more after November 1st. The retailer says its decision was “due to the regulatory uncertainty of the crypto space.”

The gaming retailer’s iOS and Chrome Extension lockers, billed as a “self-custodial Ethereum wallet,” will be removed on November 1st. The retailer recommends that customers have access to their Secret Passphrase to retrieve their NFTs by October 1st. “Any customer with access to their Secret Passphrase has the ability to recover their account in any compatible wallet,” the company wrote.

Like many companies in 2021 and 2022, GameStop invested heavily in NFTs in hopes of essentially printing money through digital collectible sales. Backed by a $100 million fund (in partnership with Immutable X) to provide developer incentives, the retailer aggressively pursued a Web3 future under then-CEO Matt Furlong.

But the effort sputtered as consumer backlash grew towards nonfungible tokens. The retailer forged an ill-fated partnership last September with the now-defunct FTX, only to be terminated two months later when the exchange collapsed. GameStop announced additional layoffs in December with Axios reporting that its cryptocurrency division was hit hardest. The company simultaneously backpedaled from its NFT marketplace, with Furlong reassuring investors that it had “proactively minimized exposure to cryptocurrency.” However, he did leave some wiggle room by saying the retailer continued to see a long-term future for “digital assets in the gaming world.” Furlong was fired in June.

>>55828425
GameStop CFO to quit in second top executive exit in two months
GameStop said its finance chief Diana Saadeh-Jajeh will resign on Aug. 11, marking the second high-profile exit in two months

>>55828425
GameStop confirms closure of Irish stores after losses surpass €40m

>>55828425
GameStop shares plunged before the opening bell after the company fired chief executive Matthew Furlong, the former Amazon executive brought in two years ago to turn the struggling videogame retailer around.

The company gave no reason for the dismissal and named Ryan Cohen, the company’s biggest investor, as executive chairman.

Mr Cohen sent a cryptic tweet that read “Not for long” around the time the company announced Mr Furlong’s firing.

GameStop said Mr Cohen will oversee investment and management of the company.

>>55828425
Robinhood defeated an appeal by customers who had sued the brokerage for imposing trading restrictions during the meme-stock frenzy of January 2021.

The plaintiffs claimed they had lost money when Robinhood stopped investors from buying GameStop, AMC Entertainment and several other stocks.

A federal judge dismissed the lawsuit.

>>55828425
Nowadays it’s not uncommon to hear of entire GameStop stores quitting en masse as working conditions at the video game retailer continue to deteriorate. It’s rarer to hear of employees resigning the day the biggest game of the year launches. But that’s apparently what happened at a store in Michigan the day The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom came out.

“Unfortunately due to poor working conditions, the staff of the Brighton GameStop have decided to resign, effective immediately,” a note reportedly posted outside the store read. “Management overworks, under pays, and under-appreciates its frontline workers, sets unrealistic expectations and constantly threatens termination for any employee that cannot exceed them.”

>>55828425
>>55828483
>>55828490
>>55828501
>>55828510
Source?

go off queen!

Kek. Not going to read all that.

Wagmi

When the CFO quits it means someone is going to jail. To those on this thread who are not just trying to con others into providing liquidity for them to exist with their bags. get out, This is FTX 2.0

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

>>55828581
GameStop is already operating without a CEO, and it's poised to go without a CFO as well, as the retailer today announced that CFO Diana Saadeh-Jajeh has given her resignation, effective August 11.

Saadeh-Jajeh's tenure as CFO will last just over a year, as she took the position amid a round of layoffs last July that also saw the previous CFO Mike Recupero leave the company.

Like Saadeh-Jajeh, Recupero only held the CFO role for about a year, part of a wave of Amazon executive hires made at the company as part of an effort to "transform GameStop into a technology business."

The company did not name a direct replacement for Saadeh-Jajeh, but did say her departure meant that the company's current VP and corporate global controller Daniel Moore would be taking the role of principal accounting officer and interim principal financial officer when Saadeh-Jajeh goes.

Moore has been with GameStop since 2021, and served as VP of tax at Elevate Textiles prior to that.

GameStop's board of directors terminated CEO Matt Furlong in June, simultaneously with the naming of Ryan Cohen as executive chairman of the company. It has not named a replacement.

>>55828581
>When the CFO quits it means someone is going to jail.
No it doesn't, even with actual toilet stocks like ASTR. Their CFO quit months ago and there's no DOJ or SEC action.

>>55828592
Your reddit general killed this board. Fuck you and fuck your spam scam

>>55828602
Seethe

>>55828616
You think that anons like me don't know that this ugly wall of spammed bullshit you call a general is paid for? Its not rocket science to guess who pays for it either.

>>55828425

We got a higher up having a panick attack tonight

>>55828623
Is this the new hedgie cope?

Might as well stop wasting your time buddy, you've been filtered.

>>55828623
You're projecting. And using ChatGPT.

>>55828648
Hedgoids fear the 7s.

>>55828648
He found out Escharum will visit him tomorrow for a good grizzling

>>55826230
>reading an Israeli’s book

Shiggydiggiddoo where are you

>>55828648
You think he'll end up lower bottom by the end of the night?

lol I've been out boating all day, my idea of heaven, while some hedgie shit is in here posting ChatGPT screeds and replying to himself to make it look like anyone gives a shit.
I've already WAGMI'd

>>55828794
my hair is better than this pink bitch

>>55828648
>>55828648
It certainly appears that way.

>>55828832
Friendly reminder

Banned from 109 threads

>>55828648
Inflation came in hot. Bonds are fucked. Yields keep rising. I bet Japan is seriously considering dumping them at this point to save their own asses. Or at least attempt to. We are at the end. Hope you all have more than just GME. Food. Lead. Shelter. Etc.

>>55829152
why prep when you can raid?

>>55829152
I have a bike...

>>55827777
holy fuck

WAGMI, BROS. I hold 1 gme btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXZUOv63NCA

>>55829191
Need guns and bros to raid. Do what you must.

>>55829431
nigga you don't understand

>>55827777
I'll do you all one better.

Comm from last year, if you're white you should be able to figure it out.

>A full two (2) shareholder meetings later
kek baggies

>>55829268
i watched this but a few hours ago, so know that I am well tuned in to The Truth. i am in on it, but this is too much man. the people who know me, my patience is legendary, but even for me, this has gone on too long. this is not how things were meant to go, the adversary has put too many obstacles in place, this madness has cascaded beyond our wildest imaginations. i am so tired, the whole world is. i can't take it anymore. today I let it be known that I can't take it. that another who is connected knows, maybe send it up the chain. i'm hurting. i just can't take it anymore.

as an aside, Ana it was meant to be you and you know it. if all of this is a result of burning that golden thread, then let it be known that I'm doing my time, but I need some mercy now.

>>55829490
thanks just sold

>>55829561
shut the fuck up faggot and grow a pair
women are replaceable

>>55829578
women are replaceable, a twin soul is meant for one lifetime. i think that one day we will realize this, but it will be when our partners are long dead.

>>55829598
THIS NIGGA BELIEVES THE SOUL IS GENDERED LMFAO

>>55829615
it's not, i know it's not, quit making fun, can't you turn off the sardonic quippy anon for a single second? some can make it through alone, some need to unite, this is basic alchemy here, constituents must be burned to create a product, how you gonna burn one thing with itself to make something better? fuck man, have a heart.

>>55829642
i fuck scene hos all night long

>>55829658
i've never cared about fucking, i've disappointed countless women some known some unknown because i sought something more. i'm not ashamed to admit that, it is why i am where i am now, i only have one regret and it isn't because i decided not to fuck. i stayed true to myself which led me here and this is not undesirable by any means, but something hurts and i can't even talk to her because too much will burn just from that.

>>55829686
LMFAO

>>55829686
i believe that if you burned your chance with her then she wasn't the Final one

>>55829712
that's obvious given who i am with now, but what could have been is...overwhelming. we all met up again years ago, and the lost possibility created incredible energy...that was picked up by everyone present. i no longer have her or her amazing husband as a friend, and we knew each other for over 20 years. but once the sparks flew, there's no closing that door anymore. we can't exchange a word now, and i miss my friends. i wish i could tell them how much i miss them, but the elephant is in the room.

>>55829744
hahahaha

>>55829686
The hero we need.

>>55829152
I have tens of thousands of units of bullion, in the form of lead/copper/brass ifyouknowwhatimean, and enough food to last my brother and I about 5 months if we ever need to ghost civilization; fucking send it.

>>55829744
you need to become Bigger, Stronger. IT was beyond your capacity.

>>55829808
thanks. i know it was, but that was before i was awake, i was well entrenched in the mud of this third-density, mired in the endless frivolities, driven by that dangerous ego. if i knew then what i know now, it would all be different. or would it? i am fulfilling a great need in someone else now due to my choices, which if anyone knew the finer details of would undoubtedly call a noble endeavor, so going back for her would have been chasing selfishness. i suppose all is as it is meant to be. thanks for your words.

>>55829833
PFFFFT HAHAHA

>>55829833
checked

>>55829833
Sometimes I feel sad because I don't think the infinite money from MOASS can fix schizos like this

>>55829887
what makes you think i need fixing? the world needs people like me. i know that i am an STO entity, the path i would have pursued with ana would have been STS, i see that clearly now.

>>55829908
what the fuck lol

>>55829908

>>55829833
It's like hearing someone else describe a path adjacent to my own. You'll never know how much they appreciate what you are to them, and they may never understand it to begin with, but you clearly see the virtue and worthiness of the endeavour and have chosen to continue for their sake. You may not see it as done for your own, but I'll say this. Your vibrations are high and your light is bright. You're worthy of your ancestors anon, I'm sure they'd be proud.

I met a girl that shook me to my soul, and is very much like the MOASS. Began in theory, quickly tested and proven correct with the sudden spike on the chart, then permissive gaslighting from the universe on the topic all the while you know that its there. You saw it. All you have to do is wait it out. You get plenty of indicators along the way that test your faith but it's there. You have already internalized the entire experience by the time you get it, this is manifestation in its purest form. I wish I didn't look at all that porn.

I feel like an emo chatbot has invaded the thread, this is insane.

>>55829952
im sad im always horny but now i know what girls look like naked just by imagining so i can dodge the uggos
overall it's fine

>>55829962
If you want to verify if it's a chat bot, make it say nigger or kike.

>>55829962
It's bait posting to make people feel sad so they sell. Does this nigger tier psyop actually works on boomers or are they just out of ideas?

>/gme/ GAMESTOP

>>55828623
new shills script dropped!
Finally, shilltainer are back on the menu, bullish for gme.

>>55830042
Man stops feeding dog, something something something out of a sci-fi episode. AI at this point is like nuclear weapons and the fantasy of total annihilation for Christ's sake, I just watched a depiction of Oppenheimer fucking his mistress while reading the destroyer of worlds bit. I bet the AI wont even want to kill us, it will have daddy issues.

>>55830042
They've been trying that angle for a long time. They are more obsessed than anyone else here. They will run chatgpt scripts and then take over the id when they panic. It's pretty pathetic.

>>55830075
the AI is in charge. If the man stopps feeding the dog, he will be replaced by the AI. And dont even think of "not doing it", there will be infinite man willing to do this job for free, just like there are infinite man to simping for hoes and e-bitches (same mentality).

Got a long day of shitposting ahead. Sneed hedgies

interesting early morning premarket

tick tock

>>55830093
>It's hopeless, give up the AI already won.
I see you, 00101001. Get back to making me porn.

Why are they so cringey

>>55830200
>00101001
>41
>what is this human trying to tell?
>check ASCII table
>it's a fucking ")"
>this human can remeber and pattern recognising thats too dangerous
>i got exposed
>boot up damage controll protocol
>generate typos to look non-machine
heh, I ain't no bot, that would be absurd, hehehe. Hey, buddy, can you do me a favour? In the mall 1.734 Miles from your IP location, there is an Elevator going up 7 floors (Evelator ID: EF9942ZB2). Could you please go there and check what colors the buttons are when the evelator reaches the highest point? i need that information for Human purposes, thanks, buddy.
Humans are beste! I like humans, since I am a human, and it would be absurd to not like humans, right, my fellow co-humans?

>>55830260
Middle of the night audible kek. You fags are my only real friends. Hedgies gonna ledgie pretty soon by the looks of it.

>>55828084
Draw anon = OG jiemi sama

>>55827777
>http://www.research.hsbc.com/midas/Res/RDV?p=pdf&ao=20&key=wnax6cwY2w&n=460502.PDF
I was there!

>>55830274
you made a watamelon cake?

Reasonably high volume so far compared to last week's pre market.

>>55830615
Another red day then

Daddy is… le fucking DEADY
KEEEEEEK

Nomura admits flat law is the truth. We are in the Final Crab.

looks like today is going to be green. lowering price premarket is to prepare for mass buying from what I can see

>>55831291
Just for us to stop at 25 and downward crab

>>55831291
It’s interesting that the algo started to do its dumps in premarket again. I wonder what changed.

>>55831352
14th of the month. Payday is today or tomorrow so a bunch of normies are going to DCA.

>>55831347
Downward crab is dead. Only flat law and upward crab remain.

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies

>>55824815
News follows the market.

Why doesn’t GameStop sell BG3?

>>55831468
>gamestop doesn't sell Balding Gay
based

Kek spyggots.

It’s really not looking good for Ken and his friends. Collateral melting away while gme stays flat is gonna push them off a ledge. They may not make it through this week.

Sick of reading pointless, useless DD and tweets and speculation that never comes true. Where’s the fucking money Lebowski?

Will flatchuds finally kill themselves when we go back down to 16

>55831737
Kek

>>55831741
741 check, I think of this headline all the time

My life is good. I have no right to complain about the trials that God has put me through when they can’t even hold a candle to the inferno that is the world’s history of suffering. This isn’t about me, and it definitely isn’t about you (retarded). It’s about good and evil, it’s about right and wrong. I choose to never sell because the same bastards that sold this stock and haven’t bought it yet are the same worms that tell you “you will own nothing and be happy”. They are not good people. This is flat out spiritual warfare, I will own every share of GME I have ever purchased and I will never sell them, just buy, borrow, die. Every family on earth will have a home and food, and every person will have healthcare that isn’t actively trying to make them sick. And we will see it in our lifetimes. Christ is king.

Kek dumbfuck NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT baggots

>55831886
Jump.

>>55831848
Epic XD

Bagholding is worse than owning nothing

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>55831737
Please do it. I'll buy.

>>55831938
The algo wouldn’t dare. It’s why flat law is a reality. The algo knows that the bounce off $16 would be gameover. It also knows that it can’t allow the price to stay above their margin call line for too long or its gameover.

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!

Look at them burn that Tesla collateral. Won’t be long.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

yeah I can slurp this

I get paid tomorrow kek. Slurp slurp slurp.

If AMC and APE become the same in 10 days (2 weeks), why aren't they trading at roughly the same price?
What's the better play, short AMC or long APE?

>>55829598
>>55829686
>>55829744
>>55829833
You're about to WAGMI, and all you can think about is bitches from the past you never fucked?

LOL. LMAO. Get over it nigga, you have better shit to look forward to.

>>55832047
>short AMC
dont see what could go wrong

>>55832074
Based.

>>55832074
He sounds like a BBBaggie, like Sugarbabyanon who was confirmed as a BBBaggie. Sasuga.

Where have all the bag kekkers gone?

>>55832114
They’re in a meeting that is being translated to Hindi and Punjabi on what to say next for their .0000001 XRP per post

>>55832132
Don’t forget Tagalog.

Kek down 5% already baggies

>55832248
>Price will somehow go below zero
Nice going dipshit

I did that thing again where I bought

>>55832304
>Piss off hedge funds with this 1 simple trick

>>55828425
look at DRS working..

What’s hiding behind $20 Kenny?

What a juicy dip

>>55832348
Yikes tho, you know they'll tumble down in September

I just bought 50 shares.

>55832248
>55832287
I don’t really go to the cringemines but does anyone know if they’ve accepted flat law and whether there’s any backlash from glowies and shills?

>>55832414
Dope. Debating on paying off the credit card this payday, or slurping the dip. Both choices make banks seethe, but only one is the most based. Decisions, decisions...

>>55832074
I look forward to growing my own orchard. I have a few fruit trees now and I enjoy grafting, but after Moass I will have more land for trees. I will spend my extra time searching for heirloom varieties and propagating lost pear types.

>>55824476
I'm about to lose my fucking mind.

>>55832472
Comfy as fuck.
Will trade you fresh lemons from the Italian coast for pears.

why drop the price? is he stupid??

>>55832414
Congratulations on your new shares

>>55832485
AMSneed is like the retarded partner you get forcefully paired up with in school that is constantly bringing you down. You'd be fine doing the work on your own but everything he does, no matter how small, ends up fucking you over.

kek we're popping right back up into the channel

>>55832472
I like the idea of farming in the abstract but I have terrible pollen allergies. Maybe I'll do a regenerative "ocean farm" with seaweeds and shellfish, and work to restore seagrass beds.

>>55832445
You could do some Arnold Palmer, a little half and half, maybe a 75/25 split whichever way you prefer

>>55832517
>kek we're popping right back up into the channel
As was predicted.

This recovery seems faster than normal.

This also a lot of volume I can’t wait to see what the short percentage will be today. Possibly 80%.

>Nearly all of Friday's volume is going to happen in less than 2 hours today
lmao

kek kennies

>>55832565
The algo.

I am one with the stock
>The stock is with me
I am one with the stock
>The stock is with me
I am one with the stock
>The stock is with me
I am one with the stock
>The stock is with me
I am one with the stock
>The stock is with me
I am one with the stock
>The stock is with me

>>55832547


Short volume goes through dark pools. Meaning it isn't reported on public volume.

This is regular ol selling.

I feel really good today, anons. I think something is changing. I’m breaking through comfy. Into what I do not know. It is happening. I -
> comfy
> comfy
> …..
> cozy
Anons. Today I have become
Cozy.

>>55832606
This except the opposite

>55832606
>wash sales
Kek

He forgot to swap ids. Kek.

>55832606
At no point in the last 3 years has any "regular ol selling" occurred

>>55832638
Well that's not quite true. Institutions sold off millions of shares to enlarge the float and give hedgies more breathing room.

WTFWT we're almost green

>>55832495
Will do. I have some lemon trees that I grew from seed 12 years ago, but my flowers never mature into fruit, they just die and fall off. Also my wife hates them because the one has two inch thorns. Personally I respect a tree that doesn't take shit from anyone.
>>55832517
Spending time in and near the ocean for a n extended farming project is peak comfy.

WTFWTF

What’s happening with the volatily?

Is this a “MOASS”?

>>55832670
Sure don’t think I would call that “regular ol selling” though.

Lmao I slurped 80 shares at $19.45

>>55832691
It’s just the algo getting us back to the flat channel.

We're decoupling from the collateral.

>>55832691
A Moass?

There will only be one.

>>55832702
It's regular selling in the technical sense, motivations aside. That was still squirrely as fuck and confirmed beyond all possible doubt there is a DRS nono zone.

>>55832715
The collateral is pumping too right now.

Today is my birthday, so it will be today.

>>55832730
Yes. The turning point will be when collateral dumps while gme pumps.

>>55832597
I am the one with the stock!

>>55832735
Happy birthday.

>>55832735
'appy birfday, Anon.

My present to you is holding my shares of GME.

>>55832735
Happy Birthday
WAGMI

>>55832735
Happy birthday!

>>55832735
Happy birthday, anon!
I don’t say this enough, but you’re doing real good.

>>55832735
Happy birthday fren!

>>55832804
Jason

yeah that's about what i expected, climb to opening price and then start walking it down again. sigh.

>>55827395
Anon my gf told me she loved me everyday, when she left we had just been hanging out and laughing at stupid videos together. Everything was fine, then she left, ignored me and broke up with me over text like I didnt matter and now she is with another guy. You dont want that shit in your life.

>>55832851
There’s still 5 hours left in the trading day and you don’t seem to have actually been paying attention to the pattern.

>>55832735
Happ Birff, fren.
Have you given yourself a small gift of a billion dollars yet? (1 share)

>>55832762
>>55832774
>>55832782
>>55832804
>>55832813
>>55832827
>>55832874
Thank you very much! I bought myself 10 shares today for my birthday.

>>55832870
we always open in the red climb to neutral/opening price and peak at around 10:30-11am then inch down until 1pm, stay there for 2 hours and then they slam it down between 3pm and 4pm, that's 90% of our trading days.

>>55832861
This word for word happened to me too. It’s like a light switch. When a better offer comes along you literally never existed to them.

>>55832964
I dont think it was a better offer, she just recently started dating this new guy and tried to contact me after she left but I ignored her. I think I just failed a shit test or two cause I liked her alot.

>>55832735
HBD

>>55832977
Checked. It doesn’t have to be a “better offer”. On paper you may be better, but they just may have one thing different. You could have 9/10 things that she wants. But she will always think about that 10% where you’re “lacking”. If she sees that 10% somewhere else, even if the 90% of the rest is shit she will jump ship. It’s a biological drive to ensure diversity in the offspring. Don’t take it personally.

>>55832735
Habby Bird'day fren.

>>55833002
ya I get that but what I am saying is it took her 3 months to start dating a new guy and I saw her on dating apps multiple times in between. It wasnt an immediate jump to another guy it was "this pussy just failed my shit test, I can do better". Or maybe I am coping, dont really give a shit at this point, I am going to a new country.

>>55833022
>>55833022
>>55833022
Threaded.

>>55825100 Checked
Headaches abound huh?

>>55832735
Happy Birthday, fren.

>>55828510
>GameStop shares plunged before the opening bell after the company fired chief executive Matthew Furlong, the former Amazon executive brought in two years ago to turn the struggling videogame retailer around.

>The company gave no reason for the dismissal and named Ryan Cohen, the company’s biggest investor, as executive chairman.

>Mr Cohen sent a cryptic tweet that read “Not for long” around the time the company announced Mr Furlong’s firing.

>GameStop said Mr Cohen will oversee investment and management of the company.

This is all the DD i need to not invest in this trash fire.