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>Burglar gets his hands on your seed phrase

>> No.55831038
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>>55831008
>he writes down his seed phrase

>> No.55831043

>be burglar
>able to read
Sheeeeeeeit

>> No.55831066

>>55831008
But how would they know it's your seed phrase, or what a seed phrase even is?

>> No.55831076

>>55831066
>it's 2030 and burglars have begun specialising in crypto thefts

>> No.55831079

>>55831066
Because CRYPTO IS LE BAD

>> No.55831093

>>55831076
>>55831079
Maybe OP has "My Cryptocurrency Seed Phrase" as the title where he's written it down?

>> No.55831107

More like burglar find your Trezor and extract your seed phrase.

>> No.55831110

>>55831107
Your mother extracts my seed

>> No.55831118

>>55831008
Ok, what are good strategies to defend against this? Multisig? Keep it in a bank's safe?

>> No.55831124

>>55831118
Yes goyim keep it in a bank, the future of finance lmao

>> No.55831127

>>55831118
>in a bank
It seems you are discovering one large reason why banks exist.

>> No.55831134

>>55831118
Put it in a password-encrypted note in icloud

>> No.55831154

Nigger just write your seed phrase down in a diary or a textbook and keep it in your desk drawer. If you're extremely schizo dont write down 2 words in your seed and highlight them in a dictionary instead. If somebody manages to steal your seed they still wont know all the words or the correct order

>> No.55831165
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>>55831154
But LE WRENCH. It's over. Crypto is BAD

>> No.55831173

>>55831008
how would he know which wallet you use?
If I understand correctly if you had a seed phrase for Metamask if wouldnt work if you resstored a wallet in exodus.
Am I correct?

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>>55831134
>cloud
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.55831207

>>55831182
Not cloud, ICLOUD
Apple cannot read encrypted notes

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55831214

>Not cloud, ICLOUD

>> No.55831575

>>55831173
>Am I correct?
No.

Generally the seed phrases work in other wallets, but let's assume somehow it only works for metamask... well, the crypto burglars are not stupid, and they have the time to try a few different services. I'd say there's less than 20 attempts required to cover 99% of users

>> No.55831596

>>55831207
>Apple
Go back to Plebbit nigger

>> No.55831601

>>55831173
jesus fucking christ
can't believe I just read that

>> No.55831603

>>55831008
Niggers can't read OP, stop lying

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>>55831008
>burglars here don't even know what bitcoin is

>> No.55832490

>>55831619
optimistic attitude

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>>55831008
He can't steal my KREST holdings in non-custodial wallets since I put them there to f***king be eligible for the PEAQ airdrop.

>> No.55833493

>>55831173
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>55831008
>Burglar gets his hands on your SNEED phrase

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>>55831008
>roastie gets a hold of my seed

>> No.55835213

>>55831008
>Burglar gets his seed on your hands
feels good man

>> No.55835526

>>55831154
They can brute force it if you do it like that. Only 4 million attempts needed

>> No.55835693

Split phrase into thirds, write down unique pair of two of those thirds on three baking sheets using your knife, and then put them different places. You will need any 2 of 3 to recover wallet, and it’s still infeasible to brute force on a single one.

>> No.55835726

When more money comes into crypto we will have institutional custody. Yes right now its a concern. But in the future it wont be.

Hold you pussy.

>> No.55835814

Nigger just remember the phrase. If retarded niggers can remember rap lyrics, you can remember a seed phrase

>> No.55836341

>>55833620
This desu. How can you trust your gf or wife. They might copy the seed then after you breakup just steal all your shit

>> No.55836370

my seed phrase is hash encrypted, which is then hash encrypted, which is then put into a Bitwarden account you can only access over a private VPN.
/g/ and /biz/ go together pretty good.

>> No.55836381

>>55831008
>sheeet muffuggah this nigga retarded writing these words and shit
>tosses it away

>> No.55836602

>>55835814
Wow woah you're so smart and this happens:
>>55831047

>> No.55836667

>>55831207
No fucking way on earth you believe tbat

>> No.55838168

>>55831207
>ICLOUD
Remember the happening and we got the nudes off all the celebrity girls leaked to the public?

Clouds are not secure.

>> No.55838297

>>55831118
learn how to trap

>> No.55838419

>>55831134
>>55831207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvest_now,_decrypt_later

>> No.55838440

>not tattooing your seed phrase on the inside of your foreskin
>not having a foreskin
yikes

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>>55831173
No need to stress, anon. Dive into some research about safe wallets that let you take control, like self-custody smart wallets using SSI. BrillionFi and a couple others could be your go-tos