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Here you are instead of having sex. Why?

>> No.55813551

I'm a homeless loser

>> No.55813566
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55813566

>>55813539
I prefer to be alone.
Also, too many freckles wnb/10

>> No.55813573

My gf comes over every other weekend because of my work schedule. You best believe I'm gonna cum in her at least 3 times next weekend.

>> No.55813577

>>55813551
Im eating an EBT salad.

>> No.55813578

>>55813573
>every other weekend

Some other guy is cumming on her

>> No.55813588

>>55813539
It's Saturday, you stupid fuck.

>> No.55813630

>>55813578
Porn has corrupted your mind. Touch grass, loser.

>> No.55813635

>>55813539
gf is riding me while i phonepost. get on my level.

>> No.55813649

>>55813539
Gonna hit up the bar after work with my work clothes on and talk about sports and stuff while simping over any female that exists in this bar as well

>> No.55813656

>>55813539
Porn is free and women cost money.

>> No.55813666

>>55813539
Because I’m a loser. Although I do have a date tomorrow night at 7 that I’m looking forward to

>> No.55813671

>>55813588
Not in the first world you loser.

>> No.55813677

>>55813630
LoL, poor naive kiddo

>> No.55813678

>>55813539
>/biz

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55813708

tfw payday, have money and time but no one to spend time with, don't want to eat, just want to drink away my sorrows

>> No.55813724

my gf doesn't respond when I ask to hang out

>> No.55813737 [DELETED] 

>>55813678

>> No.55813751
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>>55813678
Yes. And?

>> No.55813764

>>55813724
Anon I...

>> No.55813784

>>55813649
Based, literally me

>> No.55813801

>>55813539
>Ring
That's someone's husband!

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>>55813751
tell me how to make money for asking this time wasting question faggot

>> No.55813822

>>55813539
I had sex earlier today. Now I'm making dinner. Then I'll be having sex with my wife after dinner. You guys really are retarded.

>> No.55813851

gf flew to chicago
I'm chillin with the cats.
Made spaghetti al assassina for dinner
I enjoy the peace and quiet

>> No.55813866

>>55813539
>sex
never have never will
i also dont work so fridays hold no inherent difference over any other day aside from the ocasional realization that its friday for normies and i can sense the volume of activity elsewhere

>> No.55813885

>>55813539
im playing wow

>> No.55813887

actually was thinking of pickling up a drinking habit since i could go to bars and have a beer. why not ay? i like to go out .

>> No.55813932

Not sure if I’m a coombrain and she’s just taking things slow, or if she’s using me for free food.
Starting to realize it’s the latter
But she used to be lesbian …

>> No.55813977

Sex is inferior medium of ejaculation

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>>55813539
Quite busy doing some research from latest Arkham bounty, it's not really bts but who knows, prolly i can scrap some in the meantime

>> No.55814013

>>55813997
I'm an arkham account user but I'm too dumb to be able to figure anything out yet.
Sucks cause could be life changing if I did.

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>>55813539
Girl on facefuck told me that if I paid for her to get a tattoo I could fuck her silly all night long. Feels like the roulette wheel of fucking, I don't know if it's one of those 60 dollar tats or one of those Banksy NFT ones. Most of her other tattoos are pretty small so I might smash.

>> No.55814043

>>55813817
Not relevant.
You had all week to make money.
Here you are crying about being poor on a Friday night instead of having sex.
Shameful.

>> No.55814051

>>55813551
Just find some girl with a choker on and tell her you're into exhibitionism.

>> No.55814057

>>55813851
Your girlfriend is getting fucked by massive black cocks this weekend.

>> No.55814064

>>55813724
To quote rappers delight
>if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend

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Just finished and washed up, now I'm getting a back rub and phone posting.

>> No.55814161

>>55813566
S I P B O Y S

>> No.55814181

>>55813539
I've realized that casual sex is lame and soul tainting and marriage is a trap.

I only want a virgin and everything inbetween is a cancer.

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55814204

>GF at a work event in Jamaica
>Have the weekend and next week to my self

Just enjoying some time on my own

>> No.55814228

>>55814204
imagine even knowing or caring where your gf is and what she's doing