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comfy SPY iron condors

Gib Viper Miata

>>55808501
Gib wood

"THE MARKET IS DUMPING FOR NO REASON!!!" the delusional mumu screeches
>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish due to recession = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades

Dividend chads what a blessed day. Bought 2 shares of O and 1 ABT. kek at NVDA

WHERE ARE THE EMERGENCY RATE CUTS???
THE S&P 500 IS DOWN LIL 2.3% THIS WEEK!!!!!1

I shall ask again, after a fantastic week of shorting QQQ last Friday, how can I celebrate tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

I'm riding SQQQ all the way back up to $60 where it belongs

>>55808473
Mumblerap levels of volume today

heh

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>55808515
Based
I'm thinking of starting an O position once indices bottom out

>>55808503
>It's priced in
How do you guys move the goalposts so easily? The entire reason NVDA mooned last earnings was because they said they were going to generate a shit ton of money this quarter because of AI. Now you have huge companies saying they're buying billions of dollars worth of Nvidia's chips, with the US even passing policy that in practice requires China to buy Nvidia chips.

>>55808514
Just like last year, when the doomer permabear faggots show up it's REALLY time to buy

>>55808518
Kek

>>55808530
cassandra more like cyclops

>Trade on real account
>Lose money
>Trade on demo account
>Already up 5% today
And they say the market doesn't care about your feelings. Nigga it literally fucks with my feelings.

>>55808535
Doible top, faggot.

ah yes i will buy this stock with a 5% dividend, who cares if it goes down 50% and the dividend gets suspended

>>55808515
>>55808515
i bought a bunch of TSLY
do not fall for the divvies meme
just gamble and get lucky its what everyone who makes it actually does. if you dont want to do that, just buy index funds and leave them for 30 years and then i guess maybe you'll be ok but maybe not but probably

Is following the stocks senators buy a good idea? lol

>>55808491
>SPY iron condors

Why is the market acting so semitic?

>>55808553
are you gay? lol

>>55808534
I couldn’t recommend it enough
>monthly payouts
>they’ve raised their dividend 104 consecutive quarters
>their clients aren’t at risk of defaulting ( Walmart, CVS, Home Depot, 7-11)
>99% occupancy rate

VOX
VGT
VUG

averaging 30% return

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED

I'm down $2600 today

>>55808558
Shabbat's around the corner, that's why.

is there an intraday gap between 4451 and 4463 on the S&P 500 or is it just my feed?

>>55808556
don't post this fraud in /smg/ ever again

PUMP IT; I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN

>>55808550
What a retard. Only buy stock in good companies. Go on and tell me when the last time Coca Cola, Johnson and Johnson, next era energy, realty income, or abbot lowered or suspended their dividends. You wont be able to because some companies are just too established to fall, and that is the beauty of dividend investing.
>inb4 a random Venezuelan oil company cut their dividends before

Buy the SPY goyim hehe, you have no chance to make money huhaha

Dump it, I want my puts to print more

>>55808581
>don't post this fraud in /smg/ ever again
show us on this doll where he touched you

>>55808566
Atari right on brother
see if you can go for $5200

>>55808562
Whays your opinion on Nintendo? My app says they have like a 9% dividend, Japanese companies hate debt, and probably a new console release within the next few years.

GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>55808273
guess she works in concrete. i see a bullfloat.

>>55808560
I love tomboys, does that count?

There’s no brakes on this train

>>55808473
Where’s my SQQQ and SOXS bros at?

>>55808617
shut up, we'll bounce back

>>55808514
soon :)

I shall continue to bless SOXS + SQQQ anon

I pity the retards who don't see the similarities between May-August and January-April. Big jump up, multi-month hypercrab, then everything hits technical buy levels and jumps again. I would totally understand selling like this if there was legitimately bad long-term news but...there isn't. All the classic reactionary bear cases for going short have played out for over a year, they aren't surprises anymore. Going short here will beheem you.

DOLLARGODS

>Disney below 90 again.
There is no hope Mumu. Surrender now.

thots on oily brazilians (pbr) spending 20-30 billion usd in expanding utilities etc and talking about expanding into Bolivia? They slashed the divvy from 60% to 45% fcf to help facilitate this I guess.

OIL? OIL.

>>55808640
what oil?

>>55808604
Thoughts of hope in the minds of those whose
Lives are on decline
A thousand lies told them with bright eyes
And believed without doubts of employment
Now it's time to think very positive
Deny all the evil things
Hah, right
Time to face this reality
Take all the pain
Coming with me - bird of ill omen
Living in me - bird of ill omen
Bird of ill omen
https://youtu.be/F7CsmdmKmw4

AI isn’t real

>>55808620
And just think… it’s not even September yet. I’d sell if I were you :)

I just bought some Canadian Tire.

WHY IS SHE DYING?

>>55808633
>I pity the retards who don't see the similarities between May-August and January-April. Big jump up, multi-month hypercrab, then everything hits technical buy levels and jumps again. I would totally understand selling like this if there was legitimately bad long-term news but...there isn't. All the classic reactionary bear cases for going short have played out for over a year, they aren't surprises anymore. Going short here will beheem you.

>>55808617
Present. Doing fucking well here.

As much as im a perma-bull, taking on a bear position at the moment seems more profitable than waiting around for the next stock market to cycle to ATHs.

I LIKE MONEY

>>55808603
I’ve never even considered Nintendo so I dont have an opinion. I’m more likely to invest in Palmolive/Colgate. Toothpaste can support a reliable dividend

>>55808655
If I could get paid by the FBI to shitpost I totally would

>>55808643
>bar? bar?
oil what ?

Oh, DXY's breaking the high from early August. haha....

>>55808515
Join the high yield gang while the volatility is here.

>forced sale bc nearing margin call

fucking china shits

>>55808658

risk reward is favoring bears after AAPL dropped 10% in 4 days, and has been red 8 out of the last 10 sessions (A 0.0233% chance event)? Now is the time you decide to short?

Care to comment on the resilience of the DJIA/IWM in the face of a "bear market"?

This is more of a rotation higher low into a higher high later this month. If the market was pricing in "recession" XLU/XLP would be outperforming, bonds would be rallying, and tech would actually be outperforming. Yellen is sucking liquidity out. That's all this is. Short at your own risk

>>55808674
The top is in, that's another Biden win!

Like I said, we're having a nice valuation correction here. Get the fuck out of SOXS when Nvidia will get earnings tho

>>55808685
Woah slow down partner. A monthly dividend of $.83 on a $14 stock. I just don’t trust it. Big gains go against everything I stand for as a dividend growth focused investor. I’m buying more hormel foods after looking at tsly

Nasd-ACK 15,000 status:
[ ] Intact
[x] Deflowered
[x] Ravished

stock market more like cock suck it

>>55808706
Or put a stop-loss in prior.

>CPRI

>>55808717
rofl gottem

>>55808714

What the fuck is the ASX? Australian Stock index, most major constituents are BANKS? Wtf is this? Of the top 7, 5 are banks.

I was thinking about shorting australia, but shorting banks seems pretty senseless atm.

>buy SOXL when its under $10
>buy SOXS when its under $10
It can't be this easy right

>>55808714
> A monthly dividend of $.83 on a $14 stock
Jesus
>>55808706
NVDA is a trap for normies. It will tank. And it will happen in the blink of an eye.

ok this isn't funny anymore bobo, I need nasdump over 14k before close or you are fired

>>55808719
what about it? It's flat after pumping. I was thinking of shorting it but I think it's probably gonna hold.

>>55808726
Good god. It’s not for me but that yield is massive

>>55808735
pretty much - and copper + iron + coal
if copper + iron + coal do poorly = ASX in the shitter
arguably these commodities more important than the banks, because these commodities dictate the currency moves of aussie dollar
higher commodity prices = more demand for Aussie dollar (need more Aussie dollars to buy when priced at $10 versus priced at $5)

>>55808739

>>55808739
>NVDA will tank after making an absolute mountain of money in a quarter
lol

if i were a gambling man, and i am, i would say we go up from here

>>55808763
If you say so

wow i timed the bottom exactly when i switched to short
FML

>>55808739
It crashed. It’s a covered call ETF on an individual stock. Tesla. I take the money from this and throw it into abr or some other bullshit

If you believe Tesla will recover then the stock will bounce back up to $16-18.

I’m still below the $14.80 price now. I’ll keep holding until I see red. I’m at 200 shares

Look into yield max ETFs.

>>55808763
>what is IV crush
k have fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5Hro

>>55808757
>166k/year (that’s more than double the average salary)
>it’s not for me
Why?

>>55808778
It has a 75% yield. You’ll double your money in like 13 months. And I doubt Tesla will crash down to nothing

It's here.
It took a little longer than I would have liked, but now I can just relax on the no pullback pump to all time highs.

>>55808795
Because I don’t trust those covered call ETFs. When I buy a dividend stock I want to be able to be convicted and sent to jail for 30 years and know my dividends will be safe without any input from me.

Glowniggers can't stop the economic catastrophe that's coming. The macro top is in.

>>55808726
Whats your principal that you can get 166k a year?

What the fuck is going on? You told me to sell puuuuts! aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!

JUST SUCKIN A BUNCH OF COCKS OVER HERE

>>55808824
That stock has a 66% yield so the principle is probably only $300k

>>55808726
QRD on TSLY? What's even the point?

>>55808638
Any predictions on where DIS is going?

>>55808852
>What's even the point?
:^)

>>55808758
A lot of healthcare is in there too. And consumer staples. Senseless to short. I thought I could short the miners and the whole continent with it, but doesn't look like there is much to gain from.

>>55808473
Hey bros. I’m not very experienced with stocks but had some good plays earlier this year. Will TSLA and OPRA rebound, or should I get out of those before they really crash?

>>55808735
it's all banks because the australian economy is a property scam like canada

If you don't have anything in energy or health you're missing out.

>>55808858
They raised their Disney plus price to $14 and my wife would never let me get rid of Disney plus when it was $10. Now I can either get rid of it outright for 6 months out of the year or do the $2 Disney plus with ads. Base your investment thesis on that

SOXL looking slurpable here. Tempting

>>55808852
you get to be a huge faggot and drink gallons of cum

>futures

>>55808875
TSLA is setting up for another leg up, decent time to be accumulating in my opinion.

>>55808891
Definitely bought some today

>>55808907
We're not gonna hold your bags.

>>55808768
Sell everything

Someone tell my why a $20.5 8/18 SOXL call to play the run up to NVDA earnings is a bad idea quickly before I actually do it

are you a "sew ex ell" chad
or a "socks ell" incel?

>>55808877
I see. Well, I reconsidered, and I won't short.

>>55808925
Because they’re going to miss earnings expectations, even if only slightly, and that’ll send holders into a panic and it’s going to dump.

>>55808901
Glownigger gang can't keep this up for long. You're running out of options.

>>55808935
Buddy. I didn’t say earnings. I said the RUN UP to earnings. Premiums are cheaper for 8/18 since IV is lower.

>>55808925
because earnings plays are straight up retarded nonsensical gambling
>beat
>stock dumps
>miss badly
>stock retard pumps

>>55808948
>buddy
I ain’t your buddy, friend
And that’s up to you then. I could see calls raising in price in the days leading up to earnings call. So I’d do it if that’s your thing

>>55808952
See >>55808948
I’m not playing earnings. I’m playing the market’s anticipation to the earnings. The earnings are 8/24 the exp date on the contract is 8/18

>>55808917
i already have. i sold the top 2 weeks ago

>>55808987
Smart man.

>sold TQQQ
>bought SQQQ
>bought SOXL
TQQQ going up, SOXL going down
how does he do it??!!

>>55808934
I shorted the US instead btw. Thx for the money.

>>55808839
ok have a great weeknd

phew, SSR triggered on SOXL

Does anybody know when the DOW JONES pays dividends? Is it all three months on one day or more randomly/scattered? I remember paying end of november last year once.

>>55809043
SSR?

>>55809039
rofl look at taht cat

>>55809066
is it OK if the cat has a little coffee?

>>55809074
As a treat.

I was pretty heemed earlier and now I'm only slightly heemed

>people not selling the bounce
I swear you people.

quickly!! someone come up with a 1 year timeframe play for MP, mine is buy when I feel like buying stuff

My OXY is finally bussin on the government grant news. Was sussin the last two days.

I just heard a helicopter fly over my house..

earlier today we had an interesting move where the 2 year yield was up, while the 30 year yield was down
now TLT has also gone red. hm.

>>55809121
Sorry that was me. I’m going to McDonald’s do you want anything. I’m using the daily 15% off deal from the app

>>55809129
zesty lime wrap please, fuck that shits good

Looks like this market has a serious case of Bidenomics kek

>>55808843
>>55808852
Yeah idk that looks sketchy.

>>55809121
ptptptptptptptptptptptptptpt
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>>55809156
> that looks sketchy.
Because it is.

Pretty close to monetization on jewtube

funny how history rhymes

>>55809124
Do you think Chinese deflation will affect other economies? Who's going to produce shit if China doesn't?

>>55809179
What’s the income like at the minimum threshold for monetization?

Is everyone having a good time?

>>55809121
Was it a Sikorsky ($LMT)?

And just like that. A new generation of tech baggies is born

>>55809179
if your shit isnt abrasive ill throw it on in the background for a while, also you are going to make pathetic money unless you get your shorts game up

>>55809190
>They're going to pull it for the centennial of the 1929 crash
Jerks.

>>55808617
doing peachy

If only people paid attention to what I am warning them about. I will give you all a HOT tip: we got more to fall. That's when I close shorts and go long. We are WAY too far still.

>>55809199
>shorts
My wife has been thinking about doing these with video game highlights. She’s pretty fucking nuts at call of duty, top 1% in S&D.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I THOUGHT WE WERE RETURNING BACK TO NORMAL

i'm green but why the FUCK did i impulse open that UVXY
SHIT

>>55809214
Why do women love COD? That game sucks ass.

https://youtu.be/Avvv7c8xEok
Did you see this?

>>55809196
I was just going to ask

TECH TRANNIES, WHAT'S GOING ON?

>>55809167
Its not sketchy it just won't last forever. The yield will reduce, the guy has great timing. Also TSLY has dipped over 10 percent in the last week because the CFO unexpectedly stepped down. Elon might die in his fight against Zuck or he may come out brain damaged (more than he is right now) etc, tanking TSLA further. Assuming a $300k investment, this guy is down $30k in the last week and the near future term action is highly risky. Are you willing to risk that kind of loss?
This guy got $166k back on his principle but the high 70% yield is short term and will not last for that long, so you can't just hold this shit and hope to get your money back. APPLY, NVDY, GOOY etc are all far lower yield (30%?) but you aren't tracking the underlying stock at that point. So why would you not just buy AAPL, NVDA, GOOG directly at that point?

The YieldMax tickers just seem like they are there for high risk short term gains. I don't get how you use these tools to make a lot of money unless you are banking the underlying stocks will stay relatively the same value but just go up and down a lot. I'd buy up a bunch of NETY for example, but why give up the gains on any of the stocks they are actually using?

I just loaded up on gold miners. God have mercy on me

>>55809216
With 0dtes vix just exists to be shorted

>>55809193
Probably very little but it would be cool just to say I’m monetized.
>>55809199
I don’t want to advertise on /biz/ but I just read the back of candy labels. Nutritional facts and what not. I started with just gum but branched out to other candies. Sometimes I do foreign labels and try and pronounce words in different languages but I only know English and sometimes our letters don’t make the same sound as other alphabets letters.

>>55809215
return to normal = return to mean = way further down

NVDA down nearly 10% for the week with quite literally nothing bad coming out about it is legitimately ridiculous lol. Great job faggots you put it on sale in record time.

>>55809190

>>55809209
You don't say

>>55809190
https://youtu.be/yFqFLo_bYq0?si=ES7205Xm3ZOnWzH6&t=15

would you say support is fairly strong at this level?

>>55809226
My coworker actually took courses in geology (part time) and started doing crazy investments in miners looking to strike gold and other valuable minerals. He hit it big last year and retired.

>>55809230
>over 200 P/E
>on sale
>me replying to bait

>>55809227
surely the friday last hour madness will at least pump it up enough so i can break even?

>>55809230
Fire sale soon anon

>>55809217
they get treated like shit, berated and then sexually advanced upon. typically by young verile men.
also cod isnt that bad dude, actually I even say its sort of fun
>>55809214
i think she should do it, it will help your channel and you might also be able to attract parasocial viewers who watch for the interactions or dynamics between you two if you ever show up in the vids, or you could not show up and she can attract the same kinda dudes she plays the game with
>>55809228
wow that actually sounds like a good channel, you should get a TLM 103 microphone when you get the chance

>>55809230
Don’t listen to this fucking guy. NVDA is currently a normie/redditor/techbro trap. The fact that it’s lost 10% in a week for literally no reason, with record earnings expectations around the corner, should tell you everything you need to know. If they miss those earnings, even by a fraction of a percent, expect 50%+ losses.

>>55808617
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO

>>55809268
Ok maybe I meant the game is boring and hackneyed at this point.

>>55809268
> i think she should do it, it will help your channel and you might also be able to attract parasocial viewers who watch for the interactions or dynamics between you two if you ever show up in the vids, or you could not show up and she can attract the same kinda dudes she plays the game with
She’s got a ton of recordings, she just hasn’t uploaded anything yet. She gets banned ALOT for seriously offensive language/racism/etc. so she’d probably have to tone that down quite a bit before she gets serious about it.

>>55808617
I'm up 26.8% but I only bought 100

>>55809307
soxs that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0

WTF GUYS, NVDA IS ON FIRE SALE. BUY BUY BUY THE CHEAPIES, YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT AT THAT PRICE (above it)

>>55808595
that you Tom?

Anyone else showing positive for the day in their holds

>tfw invested in monster energy and it has literally never gone down

>>55809327
Beary nice to meet you.

>>55809336
Don't look up the CEO

>>55809327
You aren't in oil?

Can we hit a lower low for the day bobros?

>>55809327
Yes. Shoutout to my boy LMT.

WTF YIELDS

>>55809327
CSCO

>>55809348
It's possible but unlikely. Low of day seems to hit around noon all week

Limit down is coming. Fake Bobo's who are staring at charts waiting for a retest of whatever to get in, beware. The vix will have jumped by the time that happens anyway.

>>55809349
Wait that's a Boeing.

>>55809241
You mean someone actually made it buying junior gold miners?

At least today has been more predictable than the last 4 days. Finally, a decent breather.

>>55809395
What dis mean?

25% of my net worth is in Cisco Systems. Name one piece of technology more indispensable than the modern wireless router. Let’s face it you fuckin can’t, punk. Do you think “ai chips” scares the Deadman?
Because they fucking don’t.

Peak Bobo euphoria is why I bought one call for SOXL expiring next week.

>>55809402
About to approach death cross. Major moving averages curling over. Soon we will see true blood in the streets.

>>55809417
So you’re saying I should be loading up on SQQQ?

>>55809436
You should have 2 weeks ago bud

>>55809444
I did. But should I be buying MORE?

urgh... ummm.... MP? bain oui

>>55809411
No one reads or replies to my posts so I don't know why I bother but Cisco doesn't really have a market stranglehold on wireless routers. I don't think they win long term with this "tech" (ie, Meraki) because I don't think you need a very high amount of skill, expertise, manufacturing, etc to eat Meraki's lunch. I don't think CSCO is a bad hold but you should diversify your shit (not in the same industry)

>>55809461
I’ve held this position since 2013. Never selling.

Bidenomics bros, I'm not feeling so good

>>55809461
do they include Cisco in the utility ETFs yet

>>55809344
Yeah I'm in oil. MPC is a chad stock, it's a beautiful chart too. Doing heavy lifting for sure

I bought 4k of calls on the open, GO FUCKING UP NOW. Begin the fucking vanna gamma rally off all the fucking puts they bought this week. ANOTHER DAY of relentless put buying and flat price action. Light the fucking fuse already

>>55809412
We just about to open the floodgates anon. Still time to load up on SOXS and SQQQ.

>mortgage delinquency at all time low
>credit card delinquency near all time low
turns out things are fine.

>>55809496
CSCO is a top holding in SCHD as well as many other income mutual funds. CSCO will become a dividend aristocrat in approximately in 15 years owing to their broad brand recognition in the field of networking and communications.
The views expressed by this poster are not necessarily those of Cisco Systems Ltd. and it’s subsidiaries.

What's in the future for us? Another rate hike, what else?

>>55809522

>only rich people can afford mortgages and have credit
>celebrate

retard alert!

>>55809505
Going to drop some other gems here so everyone here take note:
AGM (amazing long term), MPC, STRL (don't shit yourself looking at this one's chart)

>>55809535
Next fomc were hiking up to 6.9%

>>55809536

>useless net drains on the economy are leaving the playing field
>shitpost

shill alert!

Transocean rights matter.

>>55809536
>reddit spacing
>thinks only rich people use mortgages or credit cards
lynch yourself

>>55809572
If you think that's reddit spacing, you've only been here a couple years or so. Go back.

God it’s so fucking funny when we crab for 3 hours straight!!!

>>55809587
i've been here since 2004 retard

>>55809596
Damn, did you shit on snacks for his reddit spacing too? Cause all his posts looked like that.

my special indicator that I pay $40 a month for told me it was going to go up, what happened

>>55809599
snacks was a faggot who fapped to cp instead of deleting it
reddit wasn't a thing back then

>>55809596
post your portfolio, you must be a gazillionare

>>55809601
...why didn't you buy the $50/mo ultra-special indicator?

we need bout tree fitty more rape hikes be4 we get the desired 100% unemployment rate and 100% deflation.

que miras bobo

>>55809599
>some nonce was writing like this 20 years ago guise I'm not reddit


okay

>>55809417
Ironically for DAX the weekly MA crossed, but a golden cross (50/100). That would be a nice case of wrong TA.

>MULN popped off
AAAAAAAA

>>55808473
Fuckin lel, hey bulls, want to try buying some more calls before close?

>Fuckin lel, hey bulls, want to try buying some more calls before close?

>>55809630
>MULN has undergone a 9 to 1 Reverse split
didn't they just do one a month ago lmao

>>55809636
>no u
Did posting that ease your losses today? Don't worry you'll have all weekend to think of a cope.

lmao he replied to it directly.

>>55809601
if the indicator worked why are they selling it instead of keeping it to themselves and using it

>>55809651
>not man enough to reply to anybody
I just think it's funny you're here to distract yourself while you're literally losing money and I'm here to make sure you don't.

Mumuu
Muuuuu muuuuuuuu
Mumu.

this crab is unbearable

the market is so manipulated its unreal

>>55809690
you aint seen nothin yet

>>55809652
he seems to be doing well enough on his own

I think the crabbing is finally over

>some youtube dude who predicted the market reversal said to buy TPL
>didn't listen
>it's now up almost 30% with no signs of stopping

A market extinction event is arriving.

>>55809706
vol goes up for this week and the market is literally flat
these kikes need to be jailed

>>55809705
>the market is so manipulated its unreal
That's true, but you can also use that to an advantage. Clearly, right now algos have been scooping up all the stop limits out there because they see they can do so and make a profit before the rally toward NVDA earnings begins.

>>55809721
nvda is a meme stock like most of ai
all the mania is just a bunch of people showing up early
i guess it was enough to cause a bubble but i dont like the people comparing it to the dotcom era

>>55809659
I'm up 85% YTD, how big are your capital losses this year on your 4 figure portfolio?

>>55809411
>Cisco
they are not the only manufacture of wireless routers. i suspect they make more on the modems. have not seen the figures broken down. u are are too heavy for a single stonk regardless.

>>55809705
>if i can't predict the intraday moves in the market then it's being manipulated

>>55809741
read >>55809720

Spy calls

>>55809732
>kek he replied directly to me what a faggot
>has to lie to some stranger
>will never prove it
Why even bring it up then anon? You're getting fucked for your degenerate greed and this is the consequence. Not to late to rethink your strategy (or maybe you already lost 99%, who knows). Get fucked anyways nigger, have a nice weekend.

>>55809762
It is a sweat fest to hold $SPY calls at the moment

That the spy is down not even half of a percent this month despite all the red days is fucking ridiculous. Bears what are you doing????

Not too shabby for something I just snagged yesterday. Also, fuck jannies

>>55809779
Good shit anon

>>55809773
they rebalanced the nasdaq at the most convenient moment

also its 90% likely they run it up into the close based on friday stats from the last 8 months
buy calls

>>55809763
Holy shit newfag alert
That's a lot of words I'm not reading because you didn't post your YTD in your 4 figure robinhood.

>>55809805
Yea they might do some mm max pain shenanigans. They wanna make it as difficult for bobos as possible

where is mr david soxl? I need a word with him

>Semis dropping like flies
>People are still holding

>>55809819
Nigger what
It's been easy as fuck to be a bobo this week
Puts eod, sell in the morning, look for new puts close to closing bell
Get lunchtime calls if you're feeling spicy

>>55809813
>n-n-newfag!
>illiterate
>uses iphone so he doesnt know what a webm is
Nigger confirmed. Post lost porn or gtfo, this isnt your crying board.

>>55809834
I'm officially down on my AMD dip buy

>>55809821
Uh, sir, he's already left for the day. He always leaves around noon on Fridays, they start doing some blow around 11:30am if not sooner.

He won't answer his phone while he's at the strip club, but I'll let him know you called

>>55809839
you dont know what being a bobo is
zoom out
market literally unchanged from a week ago
all you did was gamble on slop volatility spikes and got lucky
the market went nowhere

pls go up pls go up pls go up pls go up i'm down 8% today

>>55809846
At least you chose AMD in the first place.

>>55809821
Hello, you've reached the office of David Soxl. I'm unable to come to the phone right now. Please call back during regular business hours, or leave a message at the beep. *beep*

jesus fucking christ i just spent 25 minutes on the phone with my insurance company to set up the monthly amount they're going to rape me for my new car. I got a Jamaican sounding lady who I assume has a large bunda. She was nice enough. At least it wasn't an Indian man.
>>55809848
Tell David I am very pleased with my soxl socks. They are good quality. Please do not tell him I am directly shorting his company. He doesn't need to know that.

>>55809859
Lol how, I'm down 2% and I thought I was fucking up

>>55809834
SOXL is the weirdest easiest but gayest way to make money.
>Load up on SOXL in single digits. People call you a retard because David Soxlberg is a drug addict and performs poorly
>Sell after doubling your money. People tell you that you're a retard after you sell because David Soxlberg is a genius that knew how to right the ship. They also inform that they are now buying your SOXL bags
>SOXL tanks on no news and SOXL baggies cry that Soxlberg is a cheat and a steal, they vow never to hold SOXL again and you buy their bags in the single digits
>Repeat forever

>>55809737
Meh. And buy what?

>>55809879
I bought yesterdays bottom on SOXL

>>55809880
based

*cough* was I...was I a good liquidity provider *wheeze...*
shhhhhh, you can rest now and no

>>55809317
quite bearish

another easy day, easy calls
boring manipulated market that goes nowhere

the stock market and its consequences have been a disaster for my NW

>>55809905
>calls
>on a market that goes nowhere
Genuis

>>55809912
i made the call 20 mins ago and sold for an easy 20%
dont be an autist

>>55809909
Same. Finally dumped a lot recentlt. Ive been heemed quickly. Almost every single time i throw a lot in it goes the opposite. I still refuse to sell, surely it wont go lower

>>55809921
you wrote the calls? madman

(((THEY))) ARE ABOUT TO HEEM MY ANUS!

>>55809897
>mumu forgets that we start the eod dump at 3

>>55809943
He doesn't know what he's saying

>>55809954
people dont keep up with the conversation and say dumb autistic shit because they are virgins

Why did you retards short the bottom again

Where is qualcomm at? All the phone sales data points towards a dip in the business (predictable) but the stock is alredy incredibly cheap and its growth potential is solid with desktop ARM CPUs, IoT and smart cars.
If you compare it with other semis it is very cheap and it has the same market cap as IBM which is a shit version of Accenture

Test

>>55809967
Mumu got me from behind when I wasn't looking, that's not very nice

>pay ups truck drivers a ton to silence the angry mob
>silently and slowly replace all the highest paid drivers with autodriving vehicles
>????
>profit

>>55809977
Welcome back from the purge fren

>>55809959
You have to be 18 to post here anon, reported. You misspoke (or typed) not anything to be embarrassed of.

>>55810001
>>55809805

rigged homo cunt market kikekery

The only green in my portfolio is SOXS and that's okay.

>>55810003
Yeah I saw that, but you said you wrote the calls, which is a different thing entirely. Don't fret, you'll get the hang of it. Also hop off my deck with these instant replies in the next thread, not into it.

Mmm delicious, fresh bread
>>55810015

>>55810013
when the fed manipulates the market, figure out what theyre doing and just ride their moves
it was obvious they were never letting the market go down today
i dont know how much more of an unbreakable wall you couldve had today

>>55810020
i never said i wrote a call, you are an autist and will never have sex. you probably are not even a citizen of the united states. post hand and lower your tone before talking to me

>>55810034
Yeah, you did. That's why multiple people called you out on it you stupid nigger

>>55810000
Thanks it's been brutal

>>55810029
fake market fake economy fake numbers

make the line go where ever you want
usa truly the country of the free