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Baking.

Bobros... We Are Just Getting Started

>futures

Have the chinese finally killed oil?

can you guys imagine shapes, objects, colours?
how about an internal monologue, are you reading this in your voice??
I can't picture a single thing in my mind, but I have an extremely domineering monologue

and what stock for this?

>>55803722
BBBYQ IS 4U

>>55803708
TA isn’t reliable enough for it not to be considered gambling. You can count cards in blackjack and you will get an advantage, but you still won’t win every hand. The only time short term plays aren’t are when there’s a catalyst like earnings or buyout rumors. And you’re free to play around with that on a cash account, if you’re not going all in like a moron your funds will settle periodically. I don’t really agree with the rule entirely, but I don’t like when people pretend like THATS why retail investors stay poor. The game is rigged, but that rule isnt why.

>>55803700
I have unearthed the secret tomes of 1913.
These bands of merchants have more sway than we had previously believed.

Um. BOILbros? Should we be concerned about today?

>post 2 days ago about option dealers being in negative gamma zone, meaning sell the dip instead buy the dip

>hurrr gtfo retard
>fuckoff keith u faget

>market plays out exactly as i predicted
>today bullfaggots crying about muh S&P was up early what happened??

welcome to the paradigm shift, niggers. you deserve and will get both the losses and the reddit spacing. get fucking dabbed on. it's just math, bro

Who else copytrading this channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK8p14XWC_I&list=UULFbqvUlnAAwt6gt7wdV0aOig&index=1

Redpill me TTOO. Make it ticket or pajeet scam?

Bought more SOXL today. Thinking about options for IONQ also for a nice long call.

>>55803746
holy cow, it looks like its going to the moon!!!

What does /smg/ think about DIS?

>>55803814
>Bought more SOXL today
Your funeral anon.

>>55803814
Why today specifically? SOXX and the underlying look okay but they also look like they need to crab for a while

>>55803722
Shapes and colors are all I see

>>55803670
no one invited the bobos

>>55803670
Seems like a housing correction will 100% happen. yields are staying high and not showing signs of coming down

>>55803818
Your chart is upside down bud

BASF real value is 88 €/share dividends not included. Biggest blue chip bargain in the entire market.

>>55803831
I dont mind waiting, and I only have $200 worth in it.

>>55803847
>Seems like a housing correction will 100% happen
Nah.
8 year crab on housing though absolutely.

Any other Novo chads in this thread?

>>55803847
why does high 10y bond yield point to a housing correction?
t. brainlet

>>55803847
At the moment O is yielding a little bit over 5% with all the risk they carry topkek

kek even official Federal Reserve account put Jenna into their video thumbnail

>>55803905
>>55803905

>>55803752
I had a cash account and the rules around it are even more restrictive and retarded than day trading like how they ding you for simply forgetting the fucking settlement date. They purposefully made cash accounts to be as confusing as shit to trip you up... Not to mention how when you want to add cash to a cash account it takes a fucking week for the deposit to clear.

Are you ready for the largest financial collapse in modern history?

>>55803849
FUD, nice try but your darkpool based ideation won't get the best of me!!!
>>55803837
wooooow that seems really interesting, can you picture anime girls in your head? for example I read your post automatically

>>55803703
Dales voice actor died today

>>55803941
Thought that was supposed to happen last year lmao

>>55803951
F

>>55803903
O rents to cvs, 7-11, Walmart, and Home Depot. They will be fine in any environment

>>55803941
2 more weeks. amirite?

>>55803941
>2 more weeks
You chuds have been predicting a crash for years.

>>55803955
>>55803961
Financial crises that keep getting kicked down the road are usually much worse when they finally explode. We have a massive shitstorm bubbling underneath the surface and everyone knows it and it's becoming more and more hard to deny that everyday.

I don't fear the market, the market fears pee.

>>55803955
>>55803961
>>55803962
Reminder that this picture is the precise moment the stock market topped. That's another Biden win!

I had a floor lamp shipped to me from Amazon because the bulb on my old one blew out, and it was almost 20 years old. I always do free shipping and placed the order on August 3rd. They predicted it would arrive on August 17th. They then changed that to August 9th. It came early, on the 8th. The lamp looked damaged, so I did a replacement, and I got the replacement in one day. How the hell did they pull that off? Also, when ordering from Amazon, do you guys even pay for shipping?

>>55803975
Hahahahaha holy SHIT you guys are literally posting the exact same nonsense as last year. I will once again inverse you and come out on top.

>>55804007
They have warehouses in every major city now. Probably it came from one of those so next day is no problem. No i never pay amazon for shipping.

>>55804007
Only poor retards don't get free overnight shipping with Prime + 5% back in their Prime credit card

>>55803977
yeah, I guess I will go watch some watersports

I've got a question. How do wealthy Burgers "escape" the grueling capital gains tax in the US yet keep on living in NYC (as an example) and have full control over their portfolio?
I mean you become a tax resident in Burgerland after 30 days of being there, right?

What a stupid meme. There's 12 swords but you couldn't come up with a 12th meme?

>>55804012
kneegrow my bread and butter is commercial residential real estate and talk to brokers and other owners regularly... People are freaking the fuck out and they have been this entire year since there is practically zero liquidity and banks have virtually shut out ballon refi's and some banks have been giving forbearances hoping rates would drop but theres no signs of that happening anytime soon like people were hoping they would.

The media, permabulls and fund managers are not talking about how fucked the entire economy is but the data is becoming overwhelming...

>>55803975
We have had "massive shitstorm bubbling" since the 60s. Romans managed to keep going while devaluing their coins for centuries.

Your point anon?

>>55804042
Lol so you work in one of the most heavily speculated industries full of some of the dumbest motherfuckers and things are broken. Color me shocked. Nothing new.

>>55804033
The 12th sword is (you)

>>55803847
SRS bros,

>>55804058
I own apartment complexes I inherited dumbass and got them for free since I know you don't know what life insurance for the death tax and what stepped up basis is...

>>55803770
How did you learn to do this?

>>55804064

>>55804012
>>55804058
>yeah things are fucked but it doesn't matter lol
gigacope

Another day. Wife fixed a DiGiorno pizza for dinner. What a shat that turned out to be. See we've got a pan perfectly sized for pizzas. 12 diameter. The pizza once cooked would go right to the edge. Well this one after she pulled it out looked like someone cut off 1/2 inch - inch all the way round it. So yeah.

>>55804072
Ohhhhhhh shit boys we got a dang LANDLORD in the thread!! I bet he prices his rents "at market value" and says he absolutely isn't part of why lower income people can't afford to own their homes!

>this thread

Thanks for re-enforcing my purchase of SOXS + SQQQ LMAO

>>55804093
Lmao, I can already tell that you trannies know you lost. Get comfy for Great Depression 2, faggot.

>>55804117
Nah I bought a shit ton of SOXL under 10 last year when you absolute retards showed up spewing /pol/ tier shit about the economy. I think I'll double down.

>>55804033
When i made the photo I made a 12th meme, I think it was Goldbugs, but I randomly lost my work and couldn't be bothered sorry anon

What happened to AMRS

>>55804133
>it was real in my mind

>>55804128
Do it, and don't forget to post your loss porn here in 6 months.

>>55804093
There's plenty of loan products for people to buy a house 3.5% FHA and 5% conventional loan downpayment, Rocket Mortgage was even offering a new loan that would match your downpayment up to 4.9% and didn't include mortgage insurance, but it had income and other requirements you had to meet.

>>55804090
>the goyslob portfolio

>>55804144
>6 months
Yeah see that's the thing about you huge faggots, you're so shortsighted or poor that you have no concept of buy-and-hold. Lol see you in some unknown amount of time when my SOXL stack is worth 75k and I can take a few years off

>>55804021
Same. They always send it in the same time frame as the paid shipping options. Which makes me wonder if the paid shipping get it even quicker than their estimated arrival. Or maybe it's a psychological thing where they overestimate even though they know they will get it earlier to make the customer think they are fast.
>>55804023
>Pays for Prime
NGMI

>>55804154
Sure but the homes are still radically overpriced because speculative asswipes are treating a necessity as a payday

>>55804090
It's called shrinkflation anon and you only noticed it due to the standardized pan you own, most people who eat digiorno aren't using pizza pans so they never notice.

>markets
https://youtu.be/ZAA04vvyD8E

Feels surreal listening to vaporwave while trading stocks

>>55804090
>my pizza had its foreskin cut off after my wife handled it
Why are Americans like this?

>>55804162
>3x leveraged ETF
>6-month buy-and-hold

>>55804166
Why wouldn't you pay for Prime? I get all kinds of great shit on Amazon and it gets to me instantly, and Prime has never fucked up an order while FedEx and UPS are total trash. Also, Amazon has fantastic customer service if you're a Prime member. Also, 5% back in cash is dope.

>>55804090
Fat Green Wads

>>55804185
Oh come on your newness is shining so bright

>>55803770
My thinking was that in the summer there’s a red month. Thought it was gonna be July.

>>55803756
Was thinking it's time to buy more but was hoping to read something from BOIL/KOIL/UNG first.
Whoever they are they have been right so far.

Bear bros ww@?

>>55803814
I’m short SOXL. Russia uses NVDA chips in their lancet drones and the US is going to crack down on it. Also Africa war, I’m betting that Macron is gonna go full retarded. And rare earth metals ain’t oil you can’t just pump it.

>>55803951
>>55803957
F
>John Redcorn, you're the heart and soul of the 'cake, man! You can play this gig yourself!

>>55804248
Seriously?? Russia and Africa? Jesus fucking christ. Did you see where Alibaba just bought $5 billion worth of Nvidia chips?

>>55804117
If we do get a depression it will be Trump's fault for his terrible handling of the economy during covid. You can't blame Biden for inheriting such a fucked up economy.

>>55804254
too soon

>>55803800
Lol. He's taking the "TA is just astrology" thing literally.

>>55804279
I thought it was putler's fault?

>>55803898
If you can get money at a decent rate risk free why would you risk it on housing?

>>55804279
The economy has been 100% bullshit for the past 20 years. The presidents don't matter JP doesn't matter none of this shit matters. They're just pulling levels on a plane with no wings.

>>55804279
This economically illiterate retard got baited into trying to take credit for a bear market rally. He even launched a new slogan to commemorate it: "Bidenomics".

>>55803229
>Damn I bought a Cherry KO Ø for dinner, figured I'd send a little money KO boomer's way (sounds like he needs it), but I'm really thirsty and sleepy right now so I'm gonna drink it
Dammit... that was 3 hours ago. I wish I had saved that Cherry KO Ø for dinner. Now I have to drink water with dinner like a fucking poor fag (i.e., someone affected by PDT rules)

>>55804279
>>55804326
Forgot pic

>>55804286
Gann did that in a more palatable way last century.

>>55804176
All of my coworkers bought houses in the past few months and everyone is telling me I'll be poor for the rest of my life if I don't buy now.
I'm planning on moving into a tent and waiting out the crash just out of spite.

Everyone needs to stop whatever they are doing and buy physical oil.

>>55804254
RIP Dale Gribble

>>55804326
>Bear market rally
How mad are you going to be when NVDA pumps 25% after earnings and is over $500 when the market opens the next day? The entire market will once again enter a bullish frenzy once NVDA beats and guides up.

>>55804339
heres to hoping those make a comeback on the gas pumps this election season
(look, I just really need oil to pump out of control and take my bags for a ride)

>>55804347
Going long oil and not oil derivatives?
What are you some kind of boomer?

@55804351

2/10, not even worth a (You)

>>55804370
Coward, this response shows you know it's going to happen.

>>55804189
To be honest, I don't use Amazon that much. Maybe for some hair and skin products, but I buy those once every three months or so.

How do I invest in a revival of Masked Wrestling?

>>55804388
All else fails you can watch the Kinnikuman reboot that is supposed to be happening soon.

>>55804380
I get my chicken nuggets and ice cream delivered straight to my kitchen with prime.

>>55804093
Landlord here. Of course I rent at market value. Don’t like it? Don’t sign the lease. Why should I care about someone else’s finances?

To the anon talking about T:
>>55801144
>lots of competition from smaller providers entering the market
>companies which have grown so big that they are filled with administrative hell, legacy systems baggage and all-around inefficiency, causing overhead creep
>service quality degrading from legacy providers as they try to cut corners to hold onto what's left of their tiny margin
>raising prices to levels which strongly encourages people to look for cheaper alternatives as their quality is simultaneously declining to the level of their smaller competitors
>Basically they have saturated their markets and are getting cannibalized by smaller, more cost efficient providers.
No. Most of that is total bullshit. The real answer T an VZ are suffering is their humongous debt. They'll need to either suspend the dividend or go bankrupt. If rates keep going up, they're totally fucked.

*pop*

>>55804434
You'd make an exception for me though right, anon? A fellow 4chan goer as yourself. No?

>>55804434
Are you one of those people who flips out about people not wanting to do minimum wage jobs because they can't buy anything with the money they get or do you actually believe markets make sense?

>>55804189
How do you deal with porch pirates? Any tips?

>>55804042
Can you give us any more detailed insight?

>>55804093
seething poor brown fingers typed this message

>>55804189
Dont forget Thursday night goyball too

>>55804403
One of my coworkers had to get her groceries delivered to her when she broke her ankle and couldn't walk. I think it's a insane how much Amazon has diversified.

>>55804464
Ring camera with a proximity set highbso you can see them coming before they're at the door. You have to stalk the app bc even a bird flying or someone slamming their car door will set it off. If you're a bachelor and work have a friend stay at your house with a baseball bat. If you're schedule allows it, wait with the bat yourself.

>>55804351
They legitimately don't understand the significance of Alibaba buying $5bn of chips

Why are there unironic paid amazon shills in a fucking stock market thread

>>55804042
>hoping rates would drop
>thanks for playing
>nothing personal kid
*Raises another 25 basis points*

>>55804185
I want to fuck moa metal so bad.

>>55804509
sir they are called bepis points

>>55804445
The first thing you learn renting to folks is the lower your rent, the more scammers and professional rent dodgers you attract. You have to have a big deposit as well. The big joke is that the harder it is to evict people (pro tenant areas) the higher the rents have to be. Renters fuck them selves more than any landlord. And sorry fren, can’t make any exceptions.

>>55804517
Please tho? I'll paint your house? I can do odd jobs. I need halp!!
Thats actually good insight

>>55804465
what would you like to know?
>>55804509
Do you understand the significance of real estate to the American economy?

>>55804446
Nope. If employers don’t want pay someone what they think they’re worth that person has every right to stay home. Just don’t get mad when Manuel and Jose gets the job.

Nothing to see here :)

>>55804517
based

>>55804530
>odd jobs
That’s another big no no. The work never gets done. If your a painter, plumber, etc who is licensed I would be happy to pay you for your work but no discount on rent. Also if you’re good enough to recommend to others I do that in a heart beat.

>>55804540
>Do you understand the significance of real estate to the American economy?
I understand that the REITs aren't allowed to fail

>>55804589
I'm 23 and in college. How old are you anon? Just curious

>>55804602
52 with aa degree and technical school (auto mechanic). Student loans payed off and enjoying life. Hope you’re working towards a useful degree.

aw geez, lost half of my recovery today. still looks like PLTR could go down, regardless i have decided to close my puts before close tomorrow. no sense in playing this game like a sore loser.

>>55804508
Fuck you. I'm not worshiping them. I'm just saying I've never had a delivery sent to me this fast.

>>55804596
REITS are such a small part of real estate, but naturally you only know about publicly traded REITS.

A bear just woke up. It was me.

>>55804695
I will hand this general over to you

How does anyone read Twitter. It's nothing except grifters posting about "muh calls". I thought stocks were immune to crypto shilling.

Made $93 off my dividend stocks this month. Next month will be over $200

I’m winning bros

>>55804705
portfolio net worth?

>>55804704
If a stock is under $1 avoid it. Those are susceptible to pumps. Anything under 1 dollar trades like crypto as in shit like .2421 stocks above a dollar only trade in Pennies not fractions of a penny

>>55804702
No, I cannot bake.

>>55804713
$3100.

>>55804675
I don't even follow the public ones. I'm aware that private REITs exist but Im not a real estate expert. I just know it's not allowed to fail. I also know that my small city's commercial real estate in the the downtown district is a fucking ghost town. COVID lockdowns and increased crime caused all the businesses to flee to the suburbs

I'VE GOT THE POWER
DOO DA DOO DOO

>>55804727
REITS are based as fuck. ABR has like a .40 cent dividend every 3 months and it’s only gone up. They’ve never cut in like 10 years

>>55804726
Awesome, congrats.

>>55804713
Here’s some proof. I have smaller positions that gave me $10.

I bought even more shares now that tsly crashed. I now own 190 shares and when my drip hits it will be over 200 shares

>>55804726
Lookout buffet. Anons coming for ya

>>55804726
>>55804745
Looksmax
Yieldmax
Minmax
Maxmax

>>55804750
What does this even mean

>>55804761
Nobody knows what it means, it's provocative, it get's the people going.

Whats a dividend? Am I a dividend?

I made this one 1-2 weeks ago. Haven't updated.

hmmm

im in a hateful mood, and im not sure why

>>55804702
Would

>>55803703
Too soon.

https://www.forexlive.com/news/shipments-of-smart-phones-within-china-down-241-year-on-year-20230811/
>Shipments of smart phones within China down 24.1% year on year
L o l

>>55803670
Anons 3 sum with Asians or have sexo with a thick latina(she swirls my dick in her mouth). This of course financial advice due to the fact that I'm paying for the cooch

>>55804262
There’s a war do you think the US and Taiwan is going to let Nividia fulfill that order?

>>55804845
So bullish?

>>55804726
The fucks going on with pepes right arm?

>>55804517
>Can't make the rent too affordable or the niggers show up!!!!
NeoBoomers can't even into credit checks, huh?

RIOT and MARA theory
On news that many BTC ETFs were applying w/ the SEC, both of these miners shot up almost 100%. Since then, they've cooled off a bit, but really took a nose dive the last two days.
MMs in the know are shorting because they know the upcoming BTC ETF decision will get punted by the SEC - likely until 2024 when they're required to shit or get off the pot. Its basically free money. My theory is to short with them, all the way down to the high single digits. Maybe bail out at 10 or 11, depending on how it looks.
All gaps must be filled.

>>55804846
Hateful? I know sad and in response anger.

Hateful I feel when I feel pain (physical pain due to an injury that severely impacts my life currently). I can be an asshole then and lash out. But I know exactly why.

>>55804970
Can't say, I'm a bear. But it seems to hold the canal. For the the time being.

>>55804948
I think it's rarer to get prostitutes for a threesome, although I don't know the benefit of that. Are you going to stick your dick (which is in a condom) from one pussy into the other? 3 some with regular women can be weird because of that, cause I'm a bit sensitive in regards to bodily fluids (I mean, you are putting pussy juice of one whore into the other, that could lead to problems).

>>55803903
>housing
>O
doesn’t O deal with commercial real estate? Like leasing building to companies, as opposed to residential properties?

>>55805001
There are some things but this is one of the moods where I just start cutting people off in Hopefully food - gym - shroom trip I have planned tomorrow helps. Was kinda expecting this morning to be more exciting with cpi but was a buzzkill too

Lmao can you imagine the frenzy the media would have gone into if Trump outright said the US would ban investing in China? The hypocrisy is so strong it's actually just depressing

>>55805001
They switch condoms anytime I stick it in

>futures

>altcoins

>>55805032
>cutting people off
What does that mean? With your car (lane cutting)? Or not talking to them. I'm EU.

>>55805053
Ah, ok. Otherwise the risk of transmission would be huge. As I said, a threesome is rarer. But what is a threesome worth, where you can't do shit with the second woman? Or will she suck your balls while the other is riding? I don't get it. It's not like a "regular threesome", where you could eat the pussy of the other girl (assuming that she is clean)

>>55804248
>I’m short SOXL
Jesus Christ, 3 full years into this clown market and retards still don't get it

do people like you just hate making money or something?

>>55805158
woah woah woah you're thinking way too much about the woman's pleasure

>>55805218
I’ve made money shorting it. The secret is to sell my positions before the close to avoid the gap raping.

>>55805222
That's not the point he was making. The point is why pay for the extra girl if she's not really doing anything? I mean hell if your paying for it you want your money's worth right.

>>55804914
I will laugh if China causes the next great depression

>>55803722
Hello fellow wordcel

>>55803755
Pray tell

I just had six eggs fried in bacon grease with a half pound of bacon and four slices of buttered toast, what stocks should I buy to profit from this?

>>55803722
what if my shapes are your colours?
like what if where i see the colour orange, you see what i see as the shape triangle?

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is going to be a great depression. None of you are prepared. I'm not fully prepared.

>>55805366
Won't start until people get tapped out, we're over a trillion in credit card debt as a country and showing no signs of stopping. There's still more leverage, more time, more funni munni.

Investing in white Nazi communities is genius.
Anything that isn’t Nazi, is a facade of prosperity, typically exploitation.

Real progress and true generacy are always the best investments

X

im putting my rent on CC yolo

>>55804042
I’m also working in Commercial Real estate, but for a bank on the surveillance side and not the investor side. Most properties I look at aren’t doing too bad, the only ones that are really really hurting are the Adjustable Rates, some of which are getting absolutely hammered. But everyone already knows that.

>>55804058
>Lol so you work in one of the most heavily speculated industries full of some of the dumbest motherfuckers and things are broken.
Based. Most of the borrowers I deal with are fucking retarded and most of my coworkers, especially the AMs are, too.

>>55805354
Bullish for DIN

>futures
WE GETTIN AYYYYRAB MONEY

>>55805358
then one of us definitely failed this game

When can I buy into a thorium trust?

>>55805479
no but we wouldn't though
it would look correct to us in our perception

>>55805469
LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH HA LA ILI HAY YO
HILI B'ALLAH HEY HILI BAY YO
WE GETTING ARAB MONEY
WE GETTING ARAB MONEY

https://youtu.be/JZxhL6ozczI

Man... when I was in college, the DJ at the one bar we hung out would play this song every night... I grinded on a lot of chubby white girls to it.

>>55805508
That was on GTA IV Ballad Of Gay Tony's soundtrack. Good stuff

>>55805479
Any peg can go in any hole if you have a big enough hammer. This is an important thing to know about the market.

>>55805222
I like to pleasure women, sex itself feels ok, feels good, but also making the women come, makes it WAY better.

>>55805271
That also. You're paying two for the same time, while one isn't doing anything.

>Futures almost all red
Is this bobo's time?

>>55805484
People have been memeing thorium reactors for so long and fuckall has came from the it. I unironically think we will get fusion before we get a significant number of thorium plants

>>55805304
1-2 Months ago I argued that China might try to throw the world into a recession so that in case they attack Taiwan, economic sanction won't hurt them as much.

>>55805575
In light of the violent rejection of the reversal attempt yesterday I suppose so.

>>55805585
You mean so that they can ease into less trade with the West and try and sanction proof themselves like what Russia did when invading Crimea up until 2022?

>>55805508
>I grinded on a lot of chubby white girls to it.
Sounds like we had similar college experiences. Peak comfy desu

>>55805575
It's Boboin time

>>55805605
So that when they get sanctioned by the West it doesn't matter as the west is perfoming bad itself, because there are no exports of China because of no demand.

>>55805366
October this year will determine that

>>55805575
>>55805599
>>55805612
Boboids will seethe

>>55805617
Nothing can stop the fall, except for one fake relief rallye on a friday.

>>55805612
It's like quiting your job so you're used to being broke before you go broke. There is 0 chance china invades.

>>55805637
I'm actually living like a hobo, though I wouldn't need to. So should it actually happen, I might not really care.

>>55805562
thank you oh wise one
>>55805493
mmmm.. that would be a fun idea to bounce ideas related to that subject IRL, it is great fun to try and describe colors to the blind and have them describe what they image when they hear a color or even a word.

Fuckin algos have awakened.

friday we finna be green

Yields...

>>55805954
opps

1. Look for assets that hit new highs
2. Wait for people to take profits
3. When correction is >50% buy
4. DCA out as the asset hits highs again
5. Profit ??
Why will strategy not work, roast me

>>55804227
We eatin.
Still less than 4% from local top

>>55805974
This is the kind of thing you can backtest on the chart. Go test on a variety of stocks and see how it would have played out.

>>55805954
>>55805958
You know, you'd think that the yields would be higher for the longer dated bonds, right?
It just makes sense, you know?

Uh isnt a permanent ban coming soon for pattern day traders? I wonder how this will affect markets since it feels like theyre trying to push out retail traders slyly

>>55806017
Wrong screenshot

>>55806021
>Uh isnt a permanent ban coming soon for pattern day traders?
No?

>>55806021
Are you a retard man?

>>55804200
This. The stupid benchod has probably never heard of SOXL_shill

>>55804185
I think I’m going on over 12 months of SOXL buy-and-hold at this point.

>>55804510
same.
asian loli is best loli

>>55806022

That's some violent trading for Premarket EU.

>>55804517
> Renters fuck them selves more than any landlord
I can’t believe the surge in thewhole rent cap meme right now.
normies are truly clueless about what that’d actually do

This premarket movement is not normal

Mumus are afraid

>Futures are now green
We are fucking BACK Mumus. I'm sure it won't go up then dump like every other day this week.

>10 year yield

Having trouble choosing between the cybersecurity ETFs for my Roth IRA. Would appreciate some input from any anons

boil bros....

BMW BROS; nOT LIKE THIS

>>55805218
see>>55804914
I told the same shit since several days now. Semi are still in a downturn, and there's no way AI can make up for the lack of sales.
Only watchout for Nvdia sudden surge, but in the big picture, AI is a small part of the semis
Up until a few days ago, literally ALL the semi were considered as AI, which is fucking bullshit.

>>55805508
>LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH
Do people who sing this song convert to Islam? lmao

>>55806188
It's falt. Like a pizza.

>US fiscal income has decreased in all US states.
Mumu bros I am starting to think we are over..

+23,8% y/y insolvency in germany. Recession averted.

This EU session looks like absolutely NOTHING will happen.

jesus christ almighty I don't feel so good

>>55806269
Is this it? Is this... finally the DEATH of AMERICA?

>>55806269
Nuke the fed

My god what a horrible session.

>>55806284
>America
It's the whole planet fren

>>55806269

>>55806269
Sorry sweaty, politicians and their subcontractor buddies need to make billions in Ukraine before they leave you holding the bag

>>55806294
Fine with that, I'm shorting EU.

Alright guys I have hibernated for 2 months as my alibaba gathered power. My calls are now in the money, what do?

So many NA haters and doubters sprinkled around the internet these days, you guys must be so ugly lmao

>>55806269
look at this economic graph, every time i do it makes me laugh

>>55806159
You didnt even mention the etf name you lazy ass

guys i found a scrabble grandmaster playing an online game. this is fascinating. he keeps coming up with words i didn't know exist and don't know what they mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCZZsEMbMEQ

Trying to figure out how to make money as a europoor with options and trading, should i lurk more or seek help.

>>55806294
I am just happy I live in a time where it is likely a nuclear war happens

>>55806370
I know it's like a great big light we can all look forward to

>>55806333
>please keep putting money into our endless loop fractional reserve scam goyim
Neck yourself

>>55806354
nigga wtf

>>55806368
you should learn how the stock market works before even considering options

Can you just fuckin nuke BMW without killing DAX? thx.

>>55806420
You - likely racist, definitely ugly, deflated, waiting to die to nukes (Lol!!)
Us - innovating, working hard, beautiful, looking towards another day

You will neck yourself before the nukes hit. Siri, buy me and the boys another round of AAPL

>>55803806
It’s a scam dude

Absolute no reason crash, later US will pump.

>>55806468
Gayest post I've read for days in /smg, hands down.

>>55806486
>no news
>whatsoever

>>55806491
I'm a bear myself, but this is just EU playing around.

>>55806436
You buy and sell shares of a company, price is calculated by supply/demand. Rough tldr id say

>>55806368
take your savings and buy low cost globally diversified index funds. do not day trade, do not buy options. you need way more experience learning about markets, or you will lose all your money

seek bogle

>>55806514
if that's how you described the stock market in an interview i would be forced to honor kill you

SOXL going down lmao
>inb4 on no news
I'm waiting for any articles that will claim a "valuation correction"
That shit is too fucking predictable

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>>55806521
Good this is a Mongolian basket weaving forum and not a interview, afaik stockmarket = place for companies to raise capital, investors gamble on profitability of companies by buying shares, they get voting rigths and dividends (share of profit)

>>55806368
No idea how options work cuz I have not been with a broker who lets me trade them, but I do know that this type of options called "binary options" is banned in the EU since 2018.

everything pumps after 830 am usa time fuck europoors

Guys I'm getting a UHD (4K) monitor today, 28 inch, I'm so hyped. It's TN. I fuckin HATE IPS (grainy shitty text/letters)

>>55806368
>lurk more
get a demo account and "paper trade", so you can practice losing money without actually losing money, that's how you actively lurk the markets

>>55806558
You're EU? What do you want to trade? There is IG, CMC (my opinion both the best). In case you live in germany, they do taxes for you (they substract it).

CMC is purely CFD. IG also has options, different kinds of.

Also, can EU stop acting as if we crash and finally repump? Faggots, I hate this.

>>55806579
but what hz?

>>55806583
I just buy and short with leverage, simple as. Stocks, indices, commodities, really rarely forex (will try to get into ETFs too in the future). I currently trade on Etoro, but as soon as I reach my goal, I might switch to IBKR in an instant.

The only thing I know for certain is: CPI is not gonna be 5% over the next 2 years, and inflation isn't sticky. Inflation was from money printing and that is done. Actually it's gone into reverse. Even if they fire the printer back up tomorrow, it will take a year and a half or so to even show up in CPI.

The bond market thinks inflation is going to persist based on mis-understandings of what happened in the 70s, and the bond market is wrong. I will make money because the bond market STILL refuses to accept the quantity theory of money.

>>55806596
60, I don't care about hz. I use it for reading and trading. Why would I need a highspeed monitor? I want it to be crystal clear.

>>55806610
cursor smoothness !

>>55806607
So with no inflation means, profits should go down.

>>55806596
Iiyama GB2888UHSU it's this one. Used for 167 Euros. I think it's ok. I really have a problem with IPS. Don't want to try VA (also more electricity demand). There are no QHD-TN monitors, except 27 inches, which is pointless. So I went for 28, but UHD.

>>55806597
I started with Etoro. Now at CMC and IG. As I said, for me in germany, I don't have to do the tax deduction. They substract the taxes themselves like a bank.

Etoro has expanded a lot in the last 2 years, many markets (commodities) they didn't have, but IG and CMC had. Stocks I can't say.

>>55806607
Inflation is tracking the 70’s and 80’s perfectly. Correlation 90%. You’re right it want be two years, more like three-four and then guess what? It shot back higher into double digit inflation for longer. We’re dealing with a State Leviathan far bigger than it was back then.

>>55806607
>The only thing I know for certain is: CPI is not gonna be 5% over the next 2 years, and inflation isn't sticky
The odds that you're wrong are only about 80% lmao. Second wave of inflation in two more weeks™.

Cmon BMW, BREAK DOWN BELOW 100

>>55806636
Are you shorting it? Idk who the hell is buying 6 digit cars in Europe unless it’s on finance.

>>55806644
Ye, but I did way too early and was in big red. Now close to getting out. I don't want to short it anymore. Gonna take the money and put it on the DAX or other indices. Fuck shorting individual stocks. only do this if you are 100% sure.

It seems many are, in most cases firms. At least buy Mercedes, ffs.

T. have picrel

>>55806632

According to the bond market, which as we have established, is filled with dumbass Keynesians.

Thank you, Keynesians, for watching CNBC and actually believing it.

>>55806629

70s inflation was due to high printing plus oil shocks. We do not yet have oil shocks, and the printer is currently in a self-clean cycle. Also the debt is dramatically different.

>>55806632
If there is any sort of economic slow down inflation will be erased which is what is slowly happening. Most of the money doesn't even end up in the economy and ends up being washed away by banks with non productive financial assets. We are seeing crazy inflation now because we are seeing the largest stimulus packaged getting dumped in the real economy since WW2 unlike in 2008 where most of the money printing just went into index funds, real state, weapons and goverment employee raises

>>55806649
Money printing and consumer prices index are not correlated as we saw after the 2008 crisis (money printing and asset prices are indeed correlated though).
Policy makers just approached COVID differently than the financial crisis, and handed the money straight up to the real economy which caused a bunch of inflation

>>55806648
Mercedes is a car for grandpas. BMWs for men that for some reason want their car to hug the ground.
So buy an Audi, although the backs of audis look fucking ugly, but the front nice.

>>55806665
>Buying German garbage
Just buy a fucking Toyota and if you have money and want to brag Lexus
https://youtu.be/sIM4uO2acDg

September will be a nothing burger. Recession won't be allowed to start until a republican is in power. We will have a nice bull run until 2024 and depending on the election result a recession or constant crabbing

Europa dood.

Wat nou?

>>55806665
>>55806676
>not buying a Citroën
ngmi

work soon so no market for me today.

>>55806579
Wow. You're the first person I think has said they hate IPS.

Classic EU, I told you. Back to where we started.

>>55806730
It fucks with my eyes. I tried several screens. The letters are grainy. Colours are better, yes, also viewing angle, but both don't matter to me. Letters are grainy, as if there was sand.

>>55806649
>what is energy cost
Dude, if oil is any indicator, the CPI will shoot up over next few months. If they cut, Oil will go higher, PPI will go higher, and so on
Get a grip on the actual economy dude

>>55806751
True

>>55806751
I hope the saudis and russia keep cutting oil and we get the coldest winter ever.
I want my oil shares to make me filthy rich.

>>55806763
If China is slowing down oil is going to crash.

>>55806784
And saudis cut more to keep the price high. This will end bad. Less oil in a high rate environment with high price. Now imagine rates go down, even higher oil.

>>55806802
>And saudis cut more to keep the price high
They literally tried that 1 year ago when Western Mongolia invaded Ukraine and it didn't work. There is an overcapacity of oil production due China and India and if their consumption goes down oil can't recover

>>55806811
Any time oil goes up fracking becomes viable and dumps the price of oil to the point it is not economically feasable. Their is a crystal ceiling for oil, specially if China and Poopistan are not growing

>>55803923
>Lol, get some layers and mousse, bitch
how is this so funny? lmao

Liquidating and baking one second sirs

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