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I need to make at least $400,000 by the end of the month and all I have is $2,000. What can I do?

>> No.55802537

>>55802528
You have a lot of dicks to suck at $1 a pop OP. Better get sucking

>> No.55802811

>>55802537
assuming OP can suck a single dick every 5 seconds, and that's being optimistic assuming all the logistics of sourcing that many willing dicks to stand in a hyper-efficient constantly moving line, and OP has no sleep, no water, no food for the next 20 days and 6 hours - I cum out to a grand total of 349,920 dicks sucked at $1 per dick = $349,920. Either OP will have to charge a higher rate which the market probably isn't willing to pay, or this plan won't work (although it would get him pretty close).

>> No.55802934

>>55802811
Even $1 is a lot with OPs mom in the next room over doing it for free

>> No.55802956

>>55802528
Go to a shady plastic surgeon and get a new face

>> No.55803098

>>55802528
get some kneepads

>> No.55803309

>>55802528
why do you need so much money?

>> No.55803482

>>55802528
>Plane ticket to Vegas.
>Start with 2k
>Find a baccarat table
>Double up until 400k
>you'd end up with 356k with a final double up to
>leave with 712k

Your chances have success winning 9 in a row: 0.00087455
And the banker has 0.00108844 of also winning 9 in a row.
Good luck.

>> No.55804013

Buy 200 LINK and wait 2 more weeks

>> No.55804959

>>55802528
pepechain (ticker: pc) the original (...ce28). no need to thank me. but please consider doing less fun dip in the future, so going forward we can avoid having this conversation again.

>> No.55804972

>>55802528
Use that 2k to buy a gun and ski-mask, then start doing armed robberies

>> No.55805005
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55805005

>>55802528
My personal gamble is GSYS. It has the potential 1000x. It's very new very tiny.

>> No.55805025

>>55802811
By dick # 2,000 OP can leverage his connections and experience to double his salary. You just got to embrace the hustle and grind.

>> No.55805048

>>55803309
Got liquidated when using dad's money to 20x long btc

>> No.55805073

>>55805005
This will probably rob OP of the funds he has. There are other better alternatives than this shit.

>> No.55805096

>>55805048
Fuck, how much was used?

Are you the OP?

>> No.55805549

>>55802528
onlyfans. use that $2k to crossdress

>> No.55805810

>>55802811
or force them to cook in 4 seconds

>> No.55806032

>>55805073
Which?

>> No.55806039

>>55805810
a tall order even by the most elite cockgobbling standards

>> No.55806144

>>55806032
It seems Anon used his dad's money to long. Future trading is not the best option if he must consider crypto. He can get into spot trading; Krest is a good one; at least 2k of the token can make him eligible for peaq airdrop. It might be worthwhile, who knows?

>> No.55806399

>>55802528
BUY ORE and HODL

>> No.55806745

>>55802528
all-in on bswap OP

>> No.55806750

>>55802528
rob numerous banks during the daytime
at night burgle rich houses or a drug dealer
if robbing drug dealers, then obio sell their supply for cheaper than them, in a nearby area
duh

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55807259

>>55802528
It's tough to achieve, anon, but maybe when the bullrun hits, you'll make it. Not sure which altcoins, but I'm holding and diversifying: IRIS, DUA, NXRA, MANA, and REEF. You're all good, anon.

>> No.55807264

>>55802528
100 GME.
More likely in 2 months, but probably still your best bet.

>> No.55809472

>>55802528
Being so desperate to make money is going to backfire tremendously, OP. In my case I'd rather just invest for the long term like how Kava is expanding its ecosystem and defi projects. They're literally paying ETH devs to do so because we all know that ERC-20 smart contracts are pretty much everywhere. It's the reason why Kava exists in the first place since they're supposed to bride Atom and Eth together.