/biz/ - Business & Finance

HOW COULD IT END THIS WAY
DON'T LEAVE ME
LOVE ME
JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER

https://youtu.be/crTtDlKQ0vM

What does deflation do to bond yields?

>Literally everything starts to take a shit around 10am
>No one even said anything
Gay fucking market

$DG gonna print big green pp's

What meme stock do I buy today and why?

You'll work for 30 years and become the company's passive income

You'll spend your money at stores and become the owner's passive income

You'll rent a place to live and become the landlord's passive income

But you refuse to invest and build your own passive income?

sold IBB
bought snap, qbts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

kek baggies

>monday bleed all day for no reason
>tuesday hard bleed weak recovery on random china news
>wednesday hard bleed weak recovery on random bank downgrades
>thursday great inflation and unemployment figures: scam open followed by instant aggressive selling and retrace of the whole move for no reason

how many more fake and gay red days can they paint in a row? it's getting tiresome bros

Divvie Chad from previous thread, what are the best and safest divvie stocks you recommend

>>55800306
>how many more
the heemings will continue until morale improves

>>55800307
Not him, but KO.

>spending 5-10% of your PNL on puts

thoughts?

>>55800307
dividend stocks are a scam
that said EPD looks decent, very strong balance sheet and cashflow. Yet to be seen how lower NG prices hits their margin later this year.

>>55800320
There are some gaps on KO I'm spooked about.

t. KO holder

>>55800307
I like established companies that have reliable cash flow. Companies that sell popular soft drinks, companies that sell basic medical supplies that everyone knows by name, companies that provide electricity to people. Only retard growth investors invest speculatively.

>>55800321
vix 50c 180dte and roll, use like 3% best insurance.

>>55800323
>getting paid for ownership of a succesful company is a scam
>you must sell your stake in a company to make money
hello retard

>>55800298
epic

>>55800336
does that pay better than an extremely otm spy or qqq put?

>>55800321
only makes sense under specific sets of circumstances, like vol being cheap vs historical pricing or some shit. For small fish like us the best way to derisk is simply to move into cash, we should be in liquid enough markets that we have literally no price impact vs an institution like Jane Street could cause the market to shit itself if they tried the same, so they have to get cute and buy put options or something to hedge their deltas without experiencing quite as much price impact.

>>55800259
What has cost you more money in your lifetime?

Imo I think it's the efficient market theory. It took me a while to accept that there could be mispricing and that it could last for weeks or months

Should I go into KOLD? Will BOIL continue to dump in the next few days?

>>55800280
Short end down, long end up. Both up? uh oh

>>55800306
Feels a lot like the bullshit of last year. I'd love to see the data in real time but I'm willing to bet that a bunch of retail faggots are going short on whatever random "bad news" comes out to try and make some of their huge losses back, and Big Money is just riding the trend and slurping. Hilarious how most things just keep tonguing the threshold for technically oversold as the long term RSI and MACD reset to buy levels.

>>55800306
This happens every time we get a huge bounce on DXY weakness due to bad economic data.

God damnit I knew I should’ve bought LAW

>>55800345

>>55800296
Disney. They just lost 11 million subscribers to their shitty Disney+ streaming service.

>>55800342
>get taxed every single time the company makes any money at all
>company is handing you money because they literally can't see any investment opportunity to allocate the capital toward within the company which would grow equity value
>equity value which is only taxed when you sell, compounding exponentially over time IF the company were able to reinvest capital back into itself
at the very least fucking share buybacks are a better option, dividends are not tax efficient unless in a retirement account. Even then it's just a bad sign that the company is stagnating and the only path forward is sideways or down.

>>55800354
>without experiencing quite as much price impact
but there is still a price impact right? what about the MM gamma hedging against those puts?

Give it to me straight, TMF etf worth if I think shits about to go to hell?

>>55800382
every goddamn day I resist the temptation of day trading evils and add to my longs every week instead

>>55800393
I am all in on TMF as I am expecting deflation followed by rate cuts.
Do what you will with this information

Alright /smg/
Give me 3 stocks that you should be long, one sentence why
Give me 3 stocks that you should be short, one sentence why

>>55800047
have I just been trading a 3x S&P the whole time?

>>55800389
>make money, get taxed
wow incredible understanding of how things work
>company is handing you money because they literally can't see any investment opportunity to allocate the capital toward within the company which would grow equity value
Yeah that’s exactly how it works. Every company strives to be a dividend company. They exist to make money for their shareholders. What is Coca Cola going to invest in to grow their business? That money is better spent enriching the shareholder.
>inb4 if you want money just sell your stake in the company!
kek no

SOXL has gotten fucking chopped to hell the last month. its bullshit. its hit like $29 at several points and dumped back down to $23 and then SPY just stays the same

>>55800408
You will reap the benefits. The longer your invested the bigger the snowball of compounding becomes.

>>55800432
SOXL...is leveraged?

MULN!!!

>>55800393
No because bond returns are inversely correlated to fed fund rates. It will only go so high if rates are cranked. It will pay off eventually when rates come down but we are probably looking at another couple rate increases. Meaning that TMF will at best crab until the rates start coming down.

$450 by close?

>>55800444
$420.69 by close

>>55800307
sbux

and a bonus
Lyg for a long shot

>>55800391
>but there is still a price impact right?
there's always price impact, just a question of how much. Also I suppose it depends on what exactly you want to hedge, options are very flexible in terms of the payout structures you can create so they can be used to construct positions which hedge against any possible outcome. Maybe you just want to hedge the tail? Maybe just a range? And since they are inherently leveraged the liquidity available is also multiplied. The cost is that, well, leverage has funding fees. So unless you have a true +EV outlook on the future, those fees will cost you more money than the eventual payout.

>>55800432
>mumu discovers drawdowns on leverage
Remember Mumu, it’s only 3x on a given trading day

PS: market is waiting for 30 year treasury auction taking place in 9 minutes, 1:00pm EST
this will dictate the rest of the day (depending on how it goes)

>>55800460
Thanks anon, very cool
How have previous 30yr auctions gone this year?

it's better to farm interest on uninvested cash than to park the funds into some dividend meme

>>55800468
Not at all

>>55800352
Less premium for the reward, .2 delta vix 50 is $80 (0.80) a contract and qqq .2 delta the same expiration next march is over $1000 (10.00). Both are bets on big mean reversion but the payout on vix is way better. But the idea really is that they decay to 0 and the money you saved by going vix and not the q's can be used elsewhere in the market. Vix calls hit 0 not a big deal i now buy 50s again for the next half of the year.

>>55800467
https://www.forexlive.com/news/bond-shrugs-off-cpi-but-anticipation-builds-for-todays-30-year-auction-20230810/
>Yesterday the US sold 10s at 3.999% and I think that's telling: The market wants those 4% yields.
>Bill Ackman loudly bet on rising yields last week but it's not going his way as real money demand continues to build on an expected peak in Fed funds.
>So the headline from the sale will be that the US paid the most in years for debt but the real story may be that it pays less than feared.
>"We expect there will be solid dip-buying interest for 4-handle 30s at a time when the inflation data is more consistently conforming with the Fed’s objectives," BMO writes.
>Importantly, the last time the US sold 30s above 4%, the market was expecting 4.113% and it came in at 4.080% in a huge surprise and the biggest stop through in a decade
>One caveat though: This is new issue bond and BMO notes that they've tailed in 13 of the past 17 auctions by an average of 1.6 bps. August is also seasonally negative for auctions with 10 of the past 14 tailing. Moreover the size of the auction is up to $23 billion compared to $21 billion last November and this is the first sale since Moody's downgrade.

Here’s some things to invest in if you want passive income checks every month

January: PEP
February: AAPL
March: JNJ
April: KO
May: CAT
June: MCD
July: NKE
August: COST
September: MSFT
October: FFX
November: AMT
December: AVGO

The world's a little blurry
Or maybe it's my eyes
>>55800439
SOXL is the brainchild of David Tiberius Soxl. They sell athletic and dress socks and underwear. I'm wearing a matching pair of soxls right now.

>>55800427
>Coca Cola
is still growing. So is WMT, MCD, etc. These aren't "dividend" stocks perse. They pay decent dividends sure, but that's not why you buy them. You don't buy KO for the dividend, you buy it for the dividend *growth*. Growth is what matters, not the dividend.
>inb4 if you want money just sell your stake in the company!
When a company issues a dividend, the share price drops. Why? They are literally distributing (i.e. selling) equity value and giving it to you. That's what a dividend is, a forced sale of equity value. You keep your share of the company, but now it's worth less because the company forcibly distributed a portion of its cash holdings - their asset base shrinks, meaning all things equal, equity drops.

>>55800468
Yeah but can I yell at my holdings like it's a horse race with a shitty savings account?

>>55800495
>They pay decent dividends sure, but that's not why you buy them.
It’s why most people buy them. I already know it’s for the dividend growth. Dividend growth is always more important than starting yield

Holders, raise your hand if you're beating the S&P today

>>55800441

>>55800504
No. No you cannot.

Caterpillar Dividend 10 year History CAT

2012: $2.08/share
2013: $2.40/share
2014: $2.80/share
2015: $3.08/share
2016: $3.08/share
2017: $3.12/share
2018: $3.44/share
2019: $4.12/share
2020: $4.12/share
2021: $4.44/share
2022: $4.80/share

Dividend growth is king

Super, super retarded moves these last few days

>>55800504
If you have two accounts at separate institutions, you can. I was yelling at Marcus to raise their rates for weeks, and they finally caught up to my main bank

>>55800504
if the interest is paid daily/hourly then somewhat yes

>>55800457
I'm talking about MM's gamma hedging against the Jane Street hedge.
>Jane buys puts
>MM short puts
>MM shorts underlying to get delta neutral
>Market drifts up or crabs for months
>Jane's puts gain deltas (lose negative deltas)
>MM's short puts lose deltas
>MM buys underlying to get neutral
>market goes up even more
gets even more complicated when you incorporate VIX derivatives. It's all a big scam to make you eat pig ham

https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-sells-30-year-bonds-at-4189-vs-4175-wi-20230810/
>Highest yield of the cycle (beats Nov 2022 at 4.08%)

>>55800521
DISNEY and INTEL singlehandedly are keeping my portfolio above the spee index

>So Dave, I overdrafted my credit card by $250,000 buying PSFE calls and I-

>bro you should totally try trading in the stock market!
>the stock market

https://files.catbox.moe/e4ncdj.mp4

>>55800542
You just got to go full retard along with it.

Anon, have you sold yet?
Why not?

>>55800558
>MM shorts underlying to get delta neutral
how is it that the MM's can get their initial hedge on without moving the market in the favor of the put buyer or seller? Shouldn't this initial shorting of the underlying print Jane's puts immediately? How is it that buying puts always immediately pushes the market up rather than down?

>>55800540
Is the growth in the dividend keeping up with inflation?

>>55800585

>>55800507
>It’s why most people buy them
If the company was growing at the same rate they issued dividends (aka barely at all), the equity value would move sideways like picrel (VZ). If instead the company pays dividends considerably less than their growth rate (i.e. MCD), and uses the majority of their excess earnings to invest in the company or otherwise perform share buybacks, well... clearly that's a better outcome. They can raise dividends faster over time as well. If you take all the dividend earnings of VZ over this same period, take out taxes and compound them, the performance will still be pathetic compared to MCD, even though VZ had a considerably higher dividend yield. And why? Because MCD had more growth in equity value. Whether that equity value is reflected in the stock price through internal investment causing compounding earnings, share buybacks, or issuing dividends is irrelevant (except when it comes to tax liability for the owner of those shares) - what matters, at the end of the day, is equity value, and the thing that produces the most equity value over time is GROWTH.

sorry for the soapbox polemic but... chasing dividends for dividends sake is a trap.

>dis has literally only bad knews except cutting costs
>goes up biggly
Yeah, this market is fake and gay.

>>55800593
It’s far outpacing inflation

>>55800614
Don't forget, uh...cracking down on password sharing as well

>>55800586
You gave me the money to cut you out?
Why does the Insurance company have the better lawyers?

>>55800621
>we raised prices and no one noticed see, so were going to raise them biggly and still no one will notice
This is somehow bullish.

Mumu are u ok
Are u ok
Are u ok

>>55800614
>Dis is trading at lowest value accounting for inflation in forever
>Don't see it as buying opportunity, instead complain that it's not going lower
I told you to get in yesterday but you didn't listen. This is why you will never make it.

>>55800642
Worked for NFLX I suppose

>>55800558
Right, options when used as hedging devices work as buffers in the market so they can create lines in the sand which precipitate a self fulfilling prophecy of "nothing ever happens". When used as devices of rampant leveraged speculation, the opposite can/will occur. It just depends on the net positioning of market participants at a given time.

>>55800561
Sweet. I've been thinking about getting Intel. Even if some people are mixed on it, I don't see a reason for it not to hold it long term, I think it's at a solid price for a tech company.

why did the market pump so hard at the opening bell only to come crashing back down?

God I fucking love money

>>55800650
When are brokers going to institute a no singles policy?

Everyday we go up only to be shot back down. How much longer can this major support level hold before exhaustion kicks in and we break down further?

I have no idea why this is going up but at least I can buy some chicken nuggets.

>>55800664
Questions you’ll never need to ask again when you take the dividend pill

What the fuck, why didn't I buy WeWork stock

>But WeWork has warned there is “substantial doubt” over whether it will be able to remain in business as the flexible workspace company scrambles for cash to survive.

I should have known this was bullish as fuck, pumping turkeys is how things work in the stock market of 2023

Bonds decidedly taking a shit. Finally time for equities to recover.

>>55800664
it's just jockeying around and intraday speculation on line go some kind of way. otherwise more succinctly summarized as somewhere between 'algos' and 'jews'.

The average wealthy person in the US has 7 streams of income. How many do you have?

I have 5
>9-5 job
>dividend
>stock appreciation
>interest
>onlyfans

>>55800422
Literally me

>>55800730
I earn money from my job and lose money on the market. Just another $2000 and I'll have broken even from being a fucking retard and buying into the semiconductor meme.

>>55800670
Me too my brotha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJS827RqN2A

>>55800650
You make a point. AI would make this way easier to produce. Problem is leadership. A thorough full employee audit. Company is a mix of people and money. Stocks are down for a reason.

>>55800670
iktf

>>55800730
>onlyfans
n-nani?!

>>55800495
I am certainly no biz guru like yourself, but I was under the impression the value of a stock decreases according to the dividend distribution purely to prevent or perhaps because of people scalping a dividend by purchasing just prior to record date and selling just after. It is like if the stock price stayed the same you could earn a quick buck by owning a stock for like a day or something. idk the mechanism of the pricing change, but I assume it is not a purely market force driven pricing adjustment.

>>55800677
>Go to fidelity office to expedite getting some orphaned 401ks rolled over
>"Oh hey anon while you're here let's get your information updated. Has anything changed with your current information here?"
>"Uh, I don't think so"
>"Hahaha, still single I see. Starting to get a little late buddy isn't it time to think about settling down?"
>"T-thanks, y-you too"

>>55800799
I just rolled over a Fidelity 401K the other day...
Thank GOD they didn't ask about that...
I would have died on the phone

>Who's ready for red?
lmao mumu's got hooked and seemed

After being up 1.2%+ on the day in the morning, SPY has now gone red.

>>55800775
technically tho you think this amount of overhead supply looks healthy? You don't have near enough baggies.

>>55800799
My only cope for being a 32 year old KHHV is that I have a $250,000 USD investment portfolio.

All my married friends dont seem all that happy to be honest, half are in it just for the sake of being in a relationship because their normies who require frequent social interaction, the other half have kids and the next 20 years of their lives have been set to automatic-pilot, and I hope their wives dont get bored and ditch them to "find themselves" halfway through the kids growing up.

You cant live with them, you cant live without them. Happiness comes from within, not from some external thing

>>55800828
And will keep going to be red for the foreseeable future. And mumu will fall for it every single time like they have been with the past 4 trading days now.

>buy order never went through for wework at .24
>now its .30

>WeWork climbing after it comes out, they will probably have to file for bankruptcy
Clown market

..... bros... I bought.......

>>55800787
It's just a stepwise function which triggers on the ex-date. Company has x amount of dollars and is going to pay y amount on ex-date. Before ex-date they still have x dollars. After ex-date they have x-y dollars (the y dollars are taken off their balance sheet and set into a separate account for distribution), and that gets immediately reflected in the marketable equity value, all things being equal. Up to the ex-date, technically, the company still owns that capital and can do whatever the fuck they want with it, so it still has value until they no longer have access to it.

>>55800488
Can I get this but for TSX stocks?

>>55800858
>>55800867
cheap stock with heavy short... no doubt there will be a meme squeeze like yell and tup, I'm tempted to buy 50k shares

>>55800871
I'm in the process of liquidating my portfolio, its pretty obvious to me that were going back down 20% from here over the next 2 months to the April highs, and possibly lower

What the absolute fuck is going on? Who keeps smashing the sell button like the world is ending?

>futures

golden 10y yield and DXY bull in progress this hour
SPX negative by a few ticks

What a shit market.
>CPI perfectly on target
>Hurrrr no we must sell even tho it was already down
faggot algos always just do what will scoop up the most normie money. Modern trading is ridiculous.

BSAQ IS MOONING HOLF FUCK!!! BROSS!!!!! HAPPENIGBN!!!!

>>55800848
I wish this thing resembles the long depression much more than the great depression.

>>55800890
>TSX
May as well throw your money into a bonfire lmao
T. Maplenigger

>>55800891
stop trading penny trash

Why is Verizon and AT&T still falling? They are in mid single digit P/E's - good value play from what I'm seeing - I thought communications were safe consumer staples? So what gives? Why are they down 25-30% this year?

w-waht the fuq

I am getting unheemed

Lol.
>>55800460
>>55800560

WHY IS MY OIL ETF GOING DOWN WHAT THE FUCK.

>>55800932
oil isn't needed anymore in Joe Biden's America, pal.

The American market is powered by onlyfans strippers paying each other in a big circle.

We warned you at 8:44am.
All the writing was on the wall from the very beginning, you just refused to read the letters.
>>55798459
>>55798459

>Line goes up for no real reason
>Haha yes I am so smart
>Line goes down for a little bit
>NO ITS NOT FAIR FAKE AND GAY FAKE AND GAY

>>55800927
Nice
The sqqq calls I got this morning are printing nicely

>real bond yield are approaching 2%

>>55800938
perpetual based economy machine, is that what you are implying?

>>55800927
The trend is line go down

>>55800941
correct.

wtf is the 4m doing

>>55800903
The worst part is that normie faggots don't even care that it happens this way

And then even bigger faggot doomer bears post completely out of date bullshit like this >>55800848

How is the S&P almost red after being +55 earlier

>>55800941
>For no real reason
How about "the economy is actually fine and doomer faggots should touch grass"?

>>55800967
something something fundamentals

Your best option now is to put all of your cash into money market funds right now at this very moment.

>>55800967
There is currently more selling pressure than buying pressure

>>55800891
Same. But I'm going to hold off.

Nooooooooooo

This usually is the time when the buying programs for the daily index reversal get activated.

>>55800973
Uh oh, looks like someone's got a nasty case of the mad cuz bads. Better luck next time, kiddo.

BSAQ TO THE FUCKING MOON

>SOXL $22.60

>>55800990
yeah earlier this morning was the time to get in for a 100% gain but its looking like people are holding back to dump their bags hard around .30-.32 cents

>>55801018
Slurping at 20

>>55801018
Anon this morning was calling for it to go to 100 lmao. Just keep blindly buying into it. I'm sure it will moon like BBBY

>oh no the market is moving! And since I’m not smart enough to be a dividend investor this greatly affects me!
kek retards

>>55800960
Being cool. Thuggin on the block. Saggin nigga

The more I trade the more I wonder if waiting for the next recession and throwing everything into SPY when its over is the big brain move.

>>55801018
>SOXS $10.17

>>55801030
>just never sell, bro

>>55801029
Only absolute mouthbreathers with time horizons shorter than 6 months don't think SOXL will eventually be at 100+ lmao

>>55801018
Buying opportunity

How is marriott still finding new ath?
I'm gonna gamble here

>>55801043
Anon the age of room temperature conductors will be upon us and you are going to tell me about how short sighted I am. Just keep buying up those bags anon. I'm sure it will work one day.

>>55801020
Desperately resisting the urge to fomo in right now. Maybe tomorrow morning…

>>55801060
>room temperature conductors
What would actually change if they were real?

>>55801018
Oh no I'm only up 102% now. It's over.

>>55800967
Seethe faggot lmao

>>55800786
He burps and farts on camera for fags. No, really.

>>55801043
with all the foundries going up all over the place in a few years there will be warehouses full of semis that nobody wants. SOXL just benefitted off the fake and gayi nigvidia scam that's soon to be done if nigvidia doesn't hit its 11 billion quarter and if they don't give stellar forward guidance nigvidia will take the entire market down like it did going up and semi's will get massacred

>>55800967
No news whatsoever

There it goes

The last ten days has been a the biggest most retarded dump since August - September of 2022 except there's unironically be ZERO remotely significant new information. At least last year we had a bunch of retarded FUD about interest rates but now it was kicked off by........the Fitch downgrade?? Muh China? Jesus fucking christ

what is Cathie buying today?

>>55801039
>just sell shares of great companies
kek retard

>>55801086
>how can it go down on no news whatsoever
same way it can go up on no news whatsoever you dumb bovine fuck

>>55800259
Bros I literally sold SOXL at $27.5
feeling survivors guilt, but oh so good for being this right

BSAQ FREE MONEY

>>55800980
Why would you sell with the strongest economy ever and AI on the horizon

WOOP WOOP

PULL UP

>>55801086
Everything was puffed up major by the doom bull. Doom bull being we know everything is bad and fucked and terrible but we can still pump on some fumes for a while. Market ran out of fumes.

Market needs to stay red until I get my paycheck next week, sorry bullbros.

lmao at the hourly SPX
market seems to be slightly cooked

>>55801094
idk but yesterday she bought a bunch of Palantir and Roblox lmao

>>55801083
We told them about the DOW history

>>55801094
PLTR

My enormous QQQ short still green.

>>55801107
Roblox too??? God this bitch is dumb.

>>55801086
Look at how he lashes out against reality, trying to remain in his delusional slurping stupor.

>>55801107
Roblox is the dumbest thing ever as a publicly traded company. It's one fucking video game and ask people who played Everquest how that's going to go longterm

watch and learn

Where did the anon who told me to buy TTOO go?

>>>/pol/437480949
the bottom is officially in
every single time they start posting like this the market starts pumping again

>>55801079
...You did hear that Alibaba just ordered $5 billion of Nvidia chips, right?? That's just one company contributing to nearly half of that $11 billion. You're retarded.

lil tay didn’t die. Was all a hoax

>>55801100
If this is the strongest economy ever there’s nowhere to go from here but down retard

>>55801136
>>55801136
It's the strongest ever as of today. It's only going to get stronger.

Uh oh UNG fag, are you okay?

>>55800924
>lots of competition from smaller providers entering the market
>companies which have grown so big that they are filled with administrative hell, legacy systems baggage and all-around inefficiency, causing overhead creep
>service quality degrading from legacy providers as they try to cut corners to hold onto what's left of their tiny margin
>raising prices to levels which strongly encourages people to look for cheaper alternatives as their quality is simultaneously declining to the level of their smaller competitors
Basically they have saturated their markets and are getting cannibalized by smaller, more cost efficient providers.

What do you call this?

>>55801136
Just Americans poor While killing them and waging war against Russia and china and Iran. What could possibly go wrong?

IM THE CAPTAIN NOW

>>55801146

>GM
>F
Not looking good.

>>55801142
>its only going to get better
>while the west is falling
Good luck with that I’m taking my tbills and innawoods now. I’m done with this shithole subreddit anyway

>>55801128
>leaker here!
Lmao. Pol is as useful as a little kid making up stories. The only hope for a reversal pump is if the DXY plummets.

>>55801129
except Alibaba (china) can't fucking buy them... Thanks to Jim Brandon executive order yesterday

>>55801146
Downtrend

>>55801167
Fuck Ford. Will never buy any of their shit cars ever again.

>>55801125
GAY SCAM CANDLE FOR SUCKERS

>>55801146

>>55801173
>The only hope for a reversal pump
It's already here.

>>55801193

Making money and pounding cunny goddamn I love being a bear

>>55801193
There has been no reason not to buy Japanese for at least a decade desu
Stepfather got an escape and it's radiator cracked at 50 000 km lmfao

Is it time to bust out the Tony Dwyer memes

>>55801209
Imagine admitting to a federal crime on 4chan

>>55801060
I love it. Room temperature conductors. The stuff we come up with on /biz is 10/10.

>>55801002
Seems like they were a little late today :^)

>>55801193
I like my Ford, too bad they discontinued it.

>>55800167
sentiment

>>55801224
>implying an anon is capable of leaving the house long enough to abduct a child

>>55801224
>he didn't buy Syrian, Ukrainian and Rohingya cunny with his bear market gains

>>55801210
I had a f-350 with a 6.7 diesel and then engine blowed at 200k miles... Fuck Ford and I despise that little weasel shit who was running Ford in 2012 his name was Mark something and he's on CNBC all the time and I want to reach through the tv and punch that faggot

>>55801146
Draw a line through the middle of that and you will have your answer. Also
>median line means a line every point of which is equidistant from the nearest points of the baselines from which the breadth of the territorial sea adjacent to the Bailiwick is measured and the corresponding baselines of the Bailiwick of Jersey and France

>futures

>>55801176
The ban starts "next year" and is most likely just a political move designed to force China into buying shit tons of Nvidia chips which then pumps NVDA which then pumps the entire market. And uhh it seems like it's working.

Heh.... We're still gonna win TLT bros... right..? Hahaaa... FUCK MY LIFE WHY DID I SELL SOXS EARLY FUCK THIS MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55801294
>TLT
>rising interest rate environment
anon, what did you think would happen honestly?

God I hate crabbing so much, this market sucks today

>bought TTOO

I fell for a pajeet pump and dump didn’t I

>>55801322
I'm buying more is what I'm thinking

Bobo's are always pedos, explains why they always quote bidenomics, runs in the family. Hahaha ok ok ok no seriously though hahahah ok ok ok I'll stop, nooo really though kill yourself

>>55801343
That's a pretty charitable donation there.

>>55801200
Not a reversal pump. Just the fed QE, and it continues to fail.

I just got a $19k check from an insurance settlement. I’ve never invested in anything - what should I buy on Robinhood?

My friend says put it into Wealthfront or a CD but he is a pussy. I am literally retarded and don’t want to fuck this up.

>>55801369
$voo from vanguard turn on d.r.i.p. never come back to this board.

>>55801369
your friend is recommending you a smart move
you have no experience in the market. Stock market will be in not good health for the next few months. Bonds and CDs are great rn while market is going down

>>55801369
Like >>55801383 said. Pretend you never got a $20k check and stuff it into VOO. Contribute whatever you can monthly to that position.

>>55801205
>>55801210
>>55801245
My Dad bought a 2014 Ford Focus SE a couple of years ago for $6k for me. It ran well and was at 99k miles. My Dad didn't know of any issues with this car because he bought it at an auction, and when examining it in the lot, it ran fine. We looked up warranties with this car and found a transmission replacement, which I did before it hit 100k miles. Fast forward to 120k miles, and it had issues shifting at low speeds. Took it to one dealership, and when diagnosing, they said I would have to pay an additional amount from the base price because they need to get past my headlight assembly to scan something. Told them to piss off and took my car, having to pay them about $120 for doing fuck all because I wasn't going to pay extra. Took it to another dealership, which didn't charge extra, funny enough, and they said the problem was an electric cable rubbing against an engine part, cutting into the wire. To replace it, they said it would cost $600. My Dad told them we didn't have the money for it, and the guy did the job for free. Yes, free. It was running good, but now around 130k miles, the same issue has occurred, but the car also shutters. I decided to get rid of this ticking time bomb, but recently, I got a letter in the mail from Ford letting me know my transmission control module warranty was extended. I decided to go back to the dealership to see if this would fix the new problem. The dealer reaches out to me telling me it isn't, and the issue lies with the clutch, meaning the warranty won't cover it. It's currently in the shop, and it costs $4k to fix it. Mind you, my Dad paid $6k for this back in 2019. Some of the blame lies on my Dad. But he is a boomer that, because he knows his way around cars, I trusted to get me a decent car. Also, Ford is to blame for even making such a shit cat, notorious for having issues and not doing a damn thing about it. I'm looking to buy a Toyota Corolla.

>>55801369
Short IBM with 3x leverage

I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS

Oil bros, what went wrong?

>>55801433
>unwarranted smugness

Algo's are making a killing today and heeming every 0dte faggot in the process

BUY 1 SHARE OF MULN

>>55801322
Rate cuts WILL come.... They have to

>>55800259
Haven’t checked my portfolio in a few days

What in the fuck happened with PALI

Bruh are we gonna close with a giga dump again like yesterday??

>>55801425
148

>>55801464
lol,
lmao even

>>55801002
>>55801242
Here we go.

>>55801253
>blowed
CAR & driver

>>55801369
HOOD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55801476
>penny stock
investors say thank you for trying
hope you learned your lesson about penny stocks

Here comes sour hour.

>>55801414
BASED!

>>55801519
But we've already been sour all day

>>55801524
muh typewriter ?

>>55801531
SOURER

I'VE HAD ENOUGH STOP THE RIDE

up 6% on XOM since last week

wait inflation is going up again? how is that even fucking possible?

MUMUS it is our time!

>>55801558
Turns out it was juiced with releasing a bunch of oil we hold on to for strategic reasons.

>>55801541
UAP in that video (aka sunspot)

should I buy $448 SPY puts that expire tomorrow?

>>55801541
I want it to be as sour as if you licked the bottom of a Warhead candy making machine

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55801558
It never went away

>>55801558
Inflation was below expectations, where did you read this nigga

>>55801558
Is it even possible to be this new?

>>55801558
It literally isn't, CPI was below expectations. This is just media fuckery interpreting the YoY inflation numbers as "bad" because the difference between now and a year ago is less than it was the last time they arbitrarily tried to make it a big deal. The massive decline in inflation since last summer is obvious.

>>55801602
>he thinks 'below expectations' means it went down
Holy fucking retard

>>55801602
Yes, it went up less than expected anon

>>55800960
>>55800960
expectations for christmas I guess

>>55801517
It wasn’t a penny stock until this week

>>55801607
Nigger tier critical thinking skills. Why is this thread full of actual retards? Do you actually think inflation went down?

>>55801602
>inflation comes in below high expectations
>earnings beat lowered expectations!

>>55801626
Never forget where you are and who you're trading against

>soxs

>>55801626
>>55801619
>>55801614
Are you guys fucking serious with this shit? You look at this chart an unironically come away thinking inflation is going up?

>>55801628
I get the feeling these guys arent even aware CPI doesnt factor for energy or food prices kek. Funny thing is the gov did that expecting the populace fo be stupid enough to not notice, and those faggots proved them right.

>>55801655
>>55801649
Thanks for proving my point. Gas is $5.50 a gallon where I live so go buy a gallon and swallow it nigger
>>55801643
Jej, classic

>>55801649
My dude you have to remember inflation is compounding. We just got shrekt by like 3 years of double digit inflation and this is still on top of that.

>>55801519
I read an article a while back about how Oscar Meyer hires recent college graduates to drive the Weinermobile around the country for promos and stuff... but they always pair them male / female. One of them basically said, "Yeah we fuck in the back of the Weinermobile all the time."
The Oscar Meyer brand is owned by Kraft Heinz. Maybe KHC should be shorted for promoting degeneracy

>>55801602
>>55801649
I thought you guys were autist-smart and not autist-retarded..

>>55801669
>Gas is expensive where I live so that means inflation overall hasn't been blatantly decreasing for a year
Get the fuck over yourself lmao

>>55801649
Inflation is still going up, yes.
The rate of increase is decreasing, yes.
You lot are all dimwits, yes.

>>55801680
>>55801677
>>55801672
LOL bears twist it whatever way they possibly can to keep begging for an economic collapse. Pitiful!

>>55801674
Man I want to fuck in the Weinermobile.

>>55801649
That was last month niggy. I saw some rollbacks at walmart, but gas got raised $1. so each trip to the store is more expensive

>>55801679
You are proof that even with a whole thread telling you how dumb you are, niggers refuse to learn out of spite. You're dumb the same reason 50 cent is illiterate.

um bobros? why is it going back up?

>>55801677
Closer to a 20:80 mix I'd wager

>>55801692
I am 100% long in my portfolio and my pants.

>>55801692
>muh bear
dimwit deflection attempt, as expected

>>55801674
>>55801693
It's called the Frankmobile now, chuds

I forgot to buy a lotto ticket... I totally would have won.

>>55801701
More buying pressure than selling pressure at the moment

>>55801717
Did you just assume its gender?

>>55801707
>watches cnbc
Gross, although Sara does get a pass, she looks like she just got fucked by her producer though. I'm a katie riggs simp myself

>futures niggers are gonna run price down below support AH today and setup a new range.

Why do we allow futures traders to do this bros?

>>55801649
nigger teir retard award

>>55801732
Nah I just like making Kornheiser style caps.

>>55801734
Because they post cool webms and say
>futures

>>55801732
Whoops mean Taylor
>>55801737
Kek

>>55801734
Just buy the dip and hodl bro

>>55801717
I call it the Gape Rape Express

>>55801750
>>55801750
>>55801750
>>55801750

>>55801693
weiner mobile
>OC

Can FUBO make me rich? Seems like they have a plan to profitability

>>55801693
>instantly recognize that track as Laguna Seca
I played too many racing sim games in my youth. That was my favorite track. I WOULD lap it with the weinermobile given half a chance.