/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55798286
What do you think you'll say that you'll regret, OP? You're not a chud are you?

>>55798348
I said a girl in my team was cute.

>>55798418
It's over.

>Be me
>Thursday afternoon rolls around
>female colleague comes to me
>”Come on anon-kun, we’re all going out for a drink!”
>go to local pub
>cold frothy beer feels good in the summer heat
>whole team starts getting pretty hammered
>”Wow anon-*HIC*-kun, have you been working out, your arms are so big”
>”y-you too”
>female coworker is giggling
>”you’re too drunk to drive you’re coming home with me anon-kun!”
>at her apartment
>things start getting hot and heavy
>”I’ve got a surprise for you anon-kun”
>she whips out a 10-inch cock and fucks me in the ass
>ass hurts pretty bad but it wasn’t the worst experience
>next day in the office, high five the bros at the water cooler.

>>55798418
>>55798440
You ever notice how society places a high premium on being a 'sex haver' but then places fucktons of barriers to try and prevent you from having sex? Makes you think.

>>55798418
the seed has been planted.
3 more happy hours and she's topless.
2 more after that and she's committing adultery.

>>55798707
>barriers
What, pray tell, might those be?
Society isn't preventing you from being nice to a girl, making her laugh, and then fucking her.
Society isn't forcing you to have an unkempt beard and not brush your teeth, or wear shitty clothes from high school.
Society didn't make you a loser. You chose to act like a loser

>>55798286
i went to the office christmas party one year. my overweight female boss had too much wine and got really weird. i drank coffee and left after the food was served. i have no idea how people drunk drove home in ball breaking central NJ traffic.

I hate work social culture/clique. I think it's because I'm the quiet loner at work

>No one likes me but no one hates me
>No one waits for me after work to walk together to the parking lot
>I am not part of the work clique group chat
>No one makes small talk or gossip or etc.
>People only ask me about work related stuff
>No one wants to eat together with me

New girl at work is kinda cute and she is already part of the work clique. I wanted to talk to her but I know they are probably talking about me in
Their group chat. Ive been here for 1 year

>>55798738
>hit on your coworker while drunk
>lose job
>THERE'S NO BARRIER
Lmao this board is a joke, take care of yourself bud.

>>55798756
>implying hitting on your coworker is appropriate in any situation, let alone while drunk
Anon have you ever heard the expression "Don't shit where you eat"?

>>55798749
I don't get how everyone in the office except me fits in so easily. They all talk to each other, have their own groups, but people just look at me as a walk by. If someone talks to me once, they never do it again. Even though I am polite and friendly.

I have two people I can have a relaxed conversation with, but it took over a year to get to that point. And they won't really let me into their wider circle.

>>55798286
>no thanks
Then I go hang out with my real friends. It's that easy.

>>55798799
check'd. use 8g of red kratom before work.
everyone will like to talk to you. after you do that for a little bit, you can stop taking it because people will have built an impression of you that's positive. or you can continue taking it and get promoted. there is no down side.

>>55798749
>>55798799
You're there to make money anons.
The only friends I've made while working are two dudes I share common interests with; playing guitar and joking about how retarded this world is.
Why would you want to be friends with normalfags? Fuck them. Get your paycheck, be just social enough that you can trick them into thinking you don't hate them, and live your life with people you enjoy being around.
Fuck them

>>55798829
>illegal
It's over.

>>55798639
This was so hot I coomed

>>55798707
The reason there's a high premium is because of the barriers. Nobody would care that you fuck, if everybody fucked.

>>55798418
damn bro. see you in the unemployment line. hope they give out neetbux to rapists.

>>55798418
That’s only wrong if you’re disgusting, sweaty. If you’re alpha chad or even sigma chad, women will take the compliment and suck you’re dick.

>Get shitty with your boss
>They love you cause you go hard
Git gud faggots.

>>55798799
Same anon. Same.
I've leaned that this is my fate.
I have 1 or 2 people that I can probably talk to but only shortly since they would rather be in their larger group and I have a hard time holding a convo

It's not even an office job but it feels like highschool 2.0

>>55798829
Where to buy Kratom?

>>55798829
Thoughts on shilajit?

>>55798418
>>55798440
Dare I say, it's owari da.

>>55798837
I agree, but as someone who hasn't made a single friend since high school, how do you make friends outside of work? The kind of friends that aren't retarded and boring? I go to things alone and get ignored or get sent to the "nice weather we're having" shadowrealm.

>>55798418
Have you tried being white and attractive?

>>55799046
SWIM buys from yokratomdotcom
>>55799054
never heard of it before but there's no trip report on erowid, so I'm thinking shilajit is gay and won't really get you high.

>>55798286
As the office Chad I always hated happy hours because it became open season for women you work with to hit on you, flirt with you, grab you, try to get invasive on your personal life, etc. with everyone also always watching and looking for new gossip to talk about, clearly because despite being adults they have nothing else going on in their lives

Most annoying part about chicks aggressively hitting on you is they aren’t as forward as guys are. They flirt, but they also leave room for plausible deniability, because their goal is to show interest and have the guy make the first move. But if you don’t make a move then they will just assume you are obtuse and make it more apparent and obvious what they are doing. As a guy you can’t even tell them to stop it either because they again have plausible deniability and can just say you’re reading too much into it

Serious business anons.

>>55799194
A real office Chad would not be intimidated by thots and thot behavior. You are a pretender, anon. Just be yourself.

>>55798286
Kek I've done worse
I was at an office party a few weeks ago and I got so drunk that I vomited on the floor several times and my coworkers told me that I pulled my penis out in front of everyone. I was called in to the bosses office the next day. I didn't get fired but if anything like this ever happens again I'm done. On the plus side, a girl who was with a coworker that day recognized me in public, waved and smiled at me and said I was funny. I'm usually rather introverted so what she said felt nice. My coworkers now think I'm an alcoholic though.

>>55798738
>pray tell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhvRxEWH4GU

>drank two pints
>told the chink guy his parents were childish for obsessing over his success so much

He doesn't even seem to mind but i'm still embarrased af.

>>55798707
yeah libs are so unsure about what they want.
all the women's TV shows are about fucking coworkers, but then the do everything to stop it.

they just have some distorted form of 70s-80s religious attitudes towards sex

>>55798418
Don't worry she will call you :) .

The woman from HR processing your sexual harassment case.

>>55799231
Who said anything about intimidated? More annoyed.

>>55799418
Lib women are the same as conservative women in what they want. Difference is conservative women are at least honest with themselves about it.

Always funny firsthand to see the feminist types throw all that out the window for you

>>55799240
she loves you

I am so far gone from work culture and work ethic, I wouldn't see myself fitting in. Granted in, I haven't worked a steady job for five years, at all. And I'm a great programmer, but I don't even talk to people.

What is this condition called, pray tell me anons. If I don't see anything I want from a person, I will not talk to them or acknowledge them. I tried to make pretend friends on vacation, they're all broke and I had to pay for drinks. The only person I've interacted with in the last four years, is the girl I'm fucking who lives with me. I can talk to women, I have great game and a great personality and I'm really funny when I want to be. I just see no reason, to interact with people unless they have something I want, which is usually nothing as I'm not interested in money and most friends I have, aren't really adept in topics I want to talk about.

Is this autism? Schizo-ness? Did this place turn me into a sociopath? Keep in mind, I don't like to manipulate or anything like that, I just stopped caring or being impressed by people entirely.

>>55798749
I'm the guy who creates the workplace social chat group and spends the entire time out talking to people. The world isn't a just place anon, some people are just born better at some things than others. Then again i'm just social, i'm not super intelligent or have a big dick and envy those men who are/do.

>>55799194
I'm just flattered by those things, you must be used to it from a very young age to be annoyed by it.

>>55798793
>Don't shit where you eat

Haha we just get cocaine and snort it at after works drinks

>>55798793
Women seduce when they are bored and it's worse the more stoic and chad you are.

I get tons of work bitches after me and I ignore them because I don't like shitting where I sleep but they absolutely double down and try to seduce me harder making work annoying as fuck.

Women are the common denominator here and should be banned from work. Should wear long loose clothing and no make up.

>>55798286

https://youtube.com/shorts/qWEKCuD8Vso?feature=share

>>55799194
This. I'm the same thing and the more I ignore women's advances the more desperate and gossipy they become.

Women are absolutely nothing but accessories and putting them in workplaces with this belief that women can't be whores or something is why America is collapsing.

It's taken me forever to understand their game but it's not even close to fair for younger men.

The women have makeup and tight dress, they sexually manipulate and lie.

Women are the niggers of the gender and we've emboldened them just like the nuggers and we see how that's going.

Working women are fuckin hoes anyways. Someone has fucked em in the bathroom and someone will fuck em again.

>>55799480
>id: blood and hair
>not a sociopath
>Verification not required.

>>55798793
>Anon have you ever heard the expression "Don't shit where you eat"?
I have fucked girls at almost every job I've ever had, let me tell you how it's gone for me

>She tells other girls about my big dick and great sex skills, other roasties start trying to ask me out or start talking sex talk to me
>Managers find out and give me the "Oh you dirty dog" fistbump
>dirty jeets/manlet beaners get really salty with me because I plowed their oneitis while they couldn't talk to her without getting an HR notice
>old roasties get really nice to me and really mean to the girls lmao

>>55799418
This. All the culture, music, shows etc show this casual view about sex. The women wear the clothes and assume personality from these things then act surprised about men thinking their flirting when they are half naked and twerking on the weekends.

I've had a few liberal chicks absolutely fake their personalities for months to lead me on and then make up lies.

Literally demon cunts these days and stupid coomer beta simps "defend" them so they can hold her hair while she sucks some dumb nigger.

Sometimes I wish I wad stupid as fuck and liberal so I could just fuck these whores but I know it will rot my soul and my children will suffer the consequences of my sin.

>>55799555
Congrats bro you fucked a whore or two. Really really cool stuff. You're poor and your daughters will be whores.

>>55799494
>not be friendly back and making platonic connections

Ngmi

>>55798418
If this happens >>55799424
tell HR you’re trans anon.

I always tought dis a bad bunga idea buddy.
Boss man not wanna hear Dat dey need ta pay my mossa man more den bunna CLAP

>>55799555
Nice fanfic bro, needs more suspense

>>55799583
Fuck. Women. Lmao I don't like em at worm. They're dumb as fuck and get treated like children but also like the leaders. America is cucked.

Clearly this isn't working considering divorce rates and childless whores around the country.

Again. Fuck. Women.

>>55799629
Man you're a really unselfaware autist. You seethe about women yet sound like a total asshole yourself.

>>55799555
lol this is true. 'dont shit where you eat' is beta cope for not being able to get any. If you are a dude it's not a big deal (you dont want to be labeled an office sloot tho). Only is a big deal if you are someones superior

>>55799629
Women want equality, but now it means they also want the same problems as men and INTERESTINGLY, THEY DONT LIKE IT!
HMMMMMMMM

>>55799583
lol 'platonic'. Small dick energy if there ever was such a thing

>>55799578
>a whore or two
I'd say like 20 or so college girls, about half of them had little zoomer bfs too. Most were very boring/normal in bed but I found a couple freaks that I kept in contact with

>You're poor
I'm actually the GP of a $25M VC fund, I'm doing pretty good. And I don't hire roasties as my analysts, as a rule.

>and your daughters will be whores.
Three sons actually. I suppose one of them might become trans, but considering their genetics, like mine, will gift them with godly testosterone levels and a full-body rug of Italianate body hair, it's unlikely.


But what I'm REALLY interested in... Why are you angry at ME? Did I fuck the coworker YOU had a crush on? What do you have against a fellow 4chan bro gutting the dumb roasties I worked with in my 20s?

>>55799629
Literally

>>55799644
I am absolutely the top tier of men actually. I pull bitches all day every day but I am high caste and these peasant whores aren't worth my fucking time.

The distract from production and become absolute dead weight. Again I am giga chad want to work hard man and they always want to be some distraction as a test of my resolve.

10 men can do the job. Add 1 bitch and there's drama. Have 10 bitches and it's drama.

They waste resources and job positions just to get pregnant and leave companies.

The problem with America and your faggot head is this belief of equality. Men are superior in every way. Women should not be pushed towards work or college. They are mothers and homemakers.

>>55799670
You fucked whores and are a degenerate. The drugs and fake shit you boast is to cope with the fact your a man child and any true dude would just whoop your ass.

I dislike you because your stylings of existence and being weak in the face of temptation is apart of the collapse of this country. You are a weak man with a nigger soul.

>>55798418
>yikes anon were a family here

>>55799194
>he’s annoyed by women hitting on him
>refers to himself as chad
I stopped reading in the first few lines. This is a fantasy that only takes place in your deranged under socialized mind

Most people at work are nice, but I want to play video games naked and fuck my gf after work not get drinks with everyone, ya dig.

>>55799707
>The drugs and fake shit you boast is to cope with the fact your a man child and any true dude would just whoop your ass

I never mentioned drugs... I do not get this American Protestant self-flaggelation of "OOH MUH DICK MY JIZZ NOOOOO ITS SO EVIL"

What do you think those "True dude who would just whoop my ass" do in their free time? Turn down pussy all day long? Any of the conmen trying to tell you all your problems can be solved if you hate women enough and don't jack off ever are rotting your brain. Probably all the sperm cells backing up into your brain and rotting there. Now that I look at the rest of your posts, I can see why you cope by pretending getting pussy is some kind of moral failing. You are poisoned by hate. You are not a gigachad. You are a gigachud.

So tell me who is right: the guy who

>hates women, never fucks, pretends he's the top tier of men but doesn't fuck as like a challenge to himself? Like the fox challenges himself by resisting the grapes he cannot reach? Being cruel to imaginary people online because he cannot fathom anyone treating himself any different

or

>High test, fucks as easily as jacking off, extremely successful, happy, accomplished, and respected family man, trying to raise the hopes of poor incel anons to escape the cycle of mental illness and self hatred

Also, my wife, like myself, is in the 99.99th percentile for IQ. I assure you, at almost any task of will, cunning, or courage, she would make you look like a literal earthworm flailing and dying on the sidewalk. There are great and powerful women in the world, perhaps less than there are men, but still exceptional people that make the average man look like a child in the same way an exceptional man would. Your genetic line will die with you, mine will color a streak across history and blot over weak, tormented men like YOU for eternity.

>>55799760
You're just a simp lmao.

>>55798286
>he doesn't go out and just call it at two beers or just say that his wife was ordering/making dinner already
NGMI, know your limits and don't be an ass.

>>55799868
Your wife is a whore like the rest of the harlots you roll with stupid fuck lmao.

>>55799689
And here i am, having worked with women my whole life and never had any bigger problems... In truth, you don't even sound white.

>>55798286

You attend these things so you can hear OTHER people say those things. Once you have enough compromat on the others you can share a little bit from yourself, not enough to hang yourself.

This ritual builds trust among colleagues.

>>55799854
I feel you, different things for different folk.

>>55799760
lol whatever you want to believe buddy. Always amazes me how people here have so little success with women that they think experiences like that have to be made up.

Whatever helps you cope though

>>55799903
You're just nothing special then or you submit and listen to women which is just super gay.

>>55798793

That's something your boss tells you so that he can get more productivity out of you and hoard the office sluts to himself.

People do things and cover for those they are attracted to.

>>55799890
I pray that fates free you from this prison you've constructed. If you cannot believe there are great men and women in the world, that half of God's own creation is worthless, and it includes your own mother and any potential wife, you are truly trapped in a Hell I cannot understand.

As long as you wallow in your own filth, I have no reservations at leaving men like you trampled underneath the path of my long, happy, glorious, fulfilling, love-filled life.

Imagine if there was some dark Odysseus, a man of potential that let all the love for his people and his wife and the joys of the world turn into hatred. That is the difference between a hero and a villain. It's as plain as day, as anyone can see. YOU are a villain, and villains have no moral superiority, and will never prosper over a Hero.

Sort your life out, shake the cobwebs that rot your mind, before you find yourself trapped and cut down in a Hero's trap.

>>55799903
I am particularly talented at telling a nationality from their written language. This poster is an Indian, a Slav, or some kind of mountainous Turk like an Uzbek or Kazakh.

>>55799960
I think what you start to see with women as you become successful is how two faced and slutty they are.

It just makes me nervous to commit to some bitch because of how slutty so many girls are that have BFs/husbands etc.

You roll the dice fucking with women these days and the 6/10 cumshot isn't worth the hassle. Being around women becomes annoying because I constantly have to keep my lizard brain under control.

I could work so much easier without women around me.>>55799960

>>55798707
You ever notice how society places a high premium on being an olympic medalist, but then places fucktons of barriers to try and prevent you from winning an olympic medal? Makes you think.

>>55800018
Im married and have vetted well, but yea you have to be prepared for anything. I once was seeing a girl at work (mistake in hindsight i know) and she left me for another guy who was higher in the company, and then left him for another guy even higher in the company and substanially older

fucking hilarious in hindsight. have to take those Ls to learn from them

>>55800008
You fuck whores lmao. You're not experiencing love you're a fuckin coomer and misunderstand how pathetic you sound.

I love women, just not at work. They ruin productivity and annoy the fuck out of me. Always fucking yapping about some dumb shit. Just like you lmao.

>>55800035
Or get women the fuck out of working society. That whore is a literally a demon and ruining the world as she "climbs" the ladder. She will be a "Team Lead" somewhere and fuck up everything as whores do.

>>55799070
hobbies?
>>55799494
I agree with you 100%
>>55799555
>I had sex
Congratulations, you're a functioning adult
My point stands, regardless
>>55800006
Anon I'm aware that lust exists. The point is that looking at your workplace like highschool is the wrong mentality. Grow up. You're aiming at fish in a barrel when you could go deep sea. Whats more fulfilling?

>>55799960

The world's a crazy place. I don't see how people can read news stories about insane sex cults and criminal pedophile rings, yet reject the notion that there are some work environments where a young attractive man might get an outsized amount of female attention from his colleagues.

People nowadays will go on 2-3 dates before they have sex. (Total sluts can be same day delivery). 10 hours is together enough time to form a sufficient bond to justify a sexual relationship. At work you're spending 40 hours every single week with these people. Of course some would form a connection.

>>55798286
every team i used to work with before owning my own business i would low key fuck up the office culture

>be gymcel bro
>only eat chicken and rice every day
>also have gf
>leave right on time to go gym and announce it every day so i dont have to small talk
>talk to male coworkers like bros, never talk to women. if forced to be very business only.
>office parties only nibble say saving my macros for my chicken but mingle like my party persona jack black
> if women hit on me bring up gf
> keep topping off coors lite can with water when someone calls me out say "well its the same thing anyway" wile laughing obnoxiously loud
> dont want to hang out cuz gym
>after 3 months be armwrestling dudes in break room while women make fun of me as chicken and rice guy
>don't give a shit
>women make dudes try and avoid me but borderline homo relationships makes dudes in odd position.
> dude bros start going to gym with me instead after work talk
> hr and roasties mad because nobody wants drinks after work.
> i leave to different team while everyone mad at each other.

just be the gay leader you need to be boys

>>55800058

>The point is that looking at your workplace like highschool is the wrong mentality

High school NEVER ends. High school is EXACTLY how you should be treating the workplace. It's the same politicking and social games; same reason why geeks who struggled socially in high school continue to struggle socially in the workplace.

>Fulfilling

Winning is fulfilling. Use every tool and tactic available to win. Leave no opportunity to win on the table.

>>55800157
As a former work chicken and rice bro, if chicks are making fun of you for that it's flirting / shit test and they are into you boyo.

Women will flat out avoid any social interaction with a nerd they have no interest in, and wouldnt make fun of him to his face (behind his back fair game). But when they come up to you at work and ask you how often you go to the gym, or how do you eat so much greek yogurt, it's fanning their feathers out

>>55798707
>You ever notice how society places a high premium on being a 'sex haver'
Only virgins think other people look down on you for being a virgin

>>55800165
>Winning is fulfilling
What exactly do you think winning is though?
To me winning is being left the fuck alone with my wife and future kids, whilst staring wistfully into the ocean and strumming my guitar.

I've sexed women in bathrooms at clubs while people beat on the door.
I've taken girls out on boats to islands and they've sucked me off on the sand.
I've had girls complain about their boyfriends and basically beg me to take them
All that shit has become meaningless to me. When dudes talk about girls like girls talk about guys I tune them out. There is no pleasure in aimless carnality.
We may just be in different places and I respect that. I never subscribed to the psychopathic mindset of the US personally. All I want is out of this sex obsessed, drug addled shithole as fast as possible

>>55800165
Which is why lifting and getting in good shape, some style, and learning to be attractive even if you are in a relationship is paramount. The gatekeeper to any job is HR department which is filled with brain dead former sorority stacies. If they like you, think you are cute, charming, etc. then you have the keys to the castle.

Job hopping is literally a joke because getting priority in interviews is that easy. Also, nerds and autists focus way too much on their technical skills. Being the best at excel models, or coding, or SQL, DOESNT MATTER. It's a check the box thing. When interviewing with jobs they want to know:

1. Can you do the job
2. Do they like you and would you be chill to work with
bonus points if they remember you

Stop doubling down on your technical skills and actually be a cool and interesting person.

>>55800157
We know who’s first to be laid off.

>>55800165
I thought the games would end post school cause people would be more mature now but it's the same games on a higher level.This is the true reason why I think NEETing is superior

>>55800227

I have the same goals. The only difference is that I know that they're goals that will be achieved at a later date. Until then I will employ any social tactic available to make people like me and ensure that I can keep my job, promote, and be socially connected to better positions.

It means going to these events and enduring female social behavior, so long as it's positive and they like me. It means not coldly rejecting a positive social interaction just because you don't want to bed the woman.

If you don't have a partner yet, get them where you can. Don't handicap yourself, don't fear being fired. You should be hopping to a new org every couple years anyway.

>>55800241
>before owning my own business
I bet it's the guy who can't read

>>55800157
Sounded based until
>after 3 months be armwrestling dudes in break room
How does this even happen?

>>55800191
>if chicks are making fun of you for that it's flirting
he knows. he's just bragging.

>>55799665
neoplatonism sucks balls bro

>>55798286
imagine being such a fucking beta that you cant control your words when you drink.
You are a faggot

>>55800241
thats y i own my own business now breh. and i encourage all my employees to get their shit done and go the fuck home to thier senpaitachi early. they are happy

>>55800122
Yes the problem arises in that some of the best dudes I know are the media presented chad. They are great at working but they're not the womanizer type. This becomes some "social" issue at "work". The point of work is productivity not socializing. Women are primarily social creatures and then make a productive place almost toxic for normal dudes without the social charms

I know a ton of hardass navy seal types and farmers and they would not last one minute in some gay woke social workplace because the bitches will cross and line and get told to shut the fuck up. They get fired and the roastie continues to suck some old lovers dick for money.

>>55800157
This. This is what I mean. If you double down into work and avoid the socialization with some ticking menstrual bomb they begin to tall shit and make life even more annoying.

If work places were 100% there would not be any issues. I could grow the boys the without concerns of some dumb bitch getting offended. I can also not deal with temptation all day long.

>>55800227
Spot on. The orgasm is useless and there's no intrinsic value to it. These women are whores and I can just get a hooker if I'm so inclined.

I'm supposed to listen and respect things that suck cock and take dick in the butt? Fuck no lmao

>>55800274
> show interest in whatever npc hobby co worker has (usually marvel shit)
> regurgitate fact to prove it
> they try and show intrest back
> do a 1 arm pushup or something
> most egos like to challenge
> arm wrestle ensues

>>55800299
Probably young. Shouldn't have to worry about words with men. Only gotta be careful around dumb fuckin bitches.

>>55800231

Exactly. I was one of those geeks until I met a wise man at a poker night I went to with my dad. He asked me "Who do you work for, son". When I replied with the name of the company he said back "No, WHO do you work for?". I was confused, and he had to give me the answer. "I mean what's your boss's name?"

"That's who you work for. You work AT the *COMPANY*, you work FOR "Boss Name". Boss name decides if you stay or move up, "The company" doesn't exist. The company can't make decisions, the people in it do."

It was eye opening. Total game changer. I reinvented my look, bought clothes that fit better/made my shoulders look bigger, got a real hairstyle. The difference in treatment was night and day.

If you've got two applicants who can do the job but one doesn't look like a hideous ogre then of course you'll take the good looking one. They can both do the same things, but one is better than the other.

>>55800243

Quite frankly, high schoolers are often far more mature than adults. They don't have the life experience to know how much shit they can get away with yet.

>>55800338

>The point of work is productivity not socializing.

The point of work is to collect a paycheck. Unless you're getting a commission or are otherwise rewarded for these efficiency gains then you shouldn't bother.

Play to win. In 202X this means looking good, getting people to like you and doing the minimum.

>>55799480
Yeah that sounds way more like autism than anti-social personality disorder.

>>55800394
>"That's who you work for. You work AT the *COMPANY*, you work FOR "Boss Name". Boss name decides if you stay or move up, "The company" doesn't exist. The company can't make decisions, the people in it do."

Counter point of view: You work for yourself, and part of your job is to convince the guy whose job it is to move up people to value you. The financial structure and job titles are all vapor, purposed to disguise the real structure of things.

All free men work for themselves, it's just sometimes part of the business of YOU Inc. to collect a paycheck from Wendy's (a customer of yours, that's why they pay YOU) or to beguile a manager (an employee of Wendy's) to make you the head fry cook or whatever.

>>55798286
you don't go for drinks with management and HR you dumdum head! go for drinks with people on your floor. unless you're one for those guys too, then fuck you

>>55799555
absolutely checked rekt and kekd
this is the truest statement I have read on /biz/ today, every experience I have ever had with fucking girls in the workplace has always been a net positive for my time there, it seems to let off so much tension too because now the other women have one of theirs they can refer to if they want to fantasize about cheating on their husbands
If you never sleep with any of them it almost raises the tension because then you get the "what's wrong with me?" vibe so it's much easier to just fuck them and get it over with

>>55800557
You are a nigger and are fucking whores lmao.

>>55799480
I'm the same, I don't talk to people if they don't have something I want. It's not that I hate them or anything, it's just that I've been burnt out on too many pointless interactions that didn't lead to anything.

>>55800557
>fucking fuck sex000000 fuck ass titties sex sex sex sex big cock anal sex blowjob wooooo

>>55798418
I hate women so much it’s unreal

>>55800568
>>55800582
Yes I have sex and I enjoy it LOL

It's always seems so bizarre to me when you come to realize that the cute shy girl at work is getting plowed in the bathroom on the reg. It's going on but also hard for an unattractive dude like me to comprehend. Hard to look at women the same way once you learn about what's going on behind the scenes.

>>55799555
Sounds great if you work at some shit tier wagie job. I’ve been at my company for 15 years because it’s an awesome job and lots of opportunity.

>>55800044
>Having sex with women is pathetic
What an interesting and unique viewpoint, we need fresh new ideas around here. New company policy: anyone that fucks is FIRED

>women talk around me and I have an autistic breakdown and can't work :(

You sound extremely effective and valuable as an employee. Someone get this man an offer letter, we NEED someone that gets extremely ass-blasted at half the people he must talk to. Will $200k TC work?? Please say yes

>>55800639
No he’s right. You’re a degenerate coombrain retard. Your wife is probably a whore and you’re probably not even American.

>>55798286
Drink one beer and leave in 30 minutes.

>>55800551

Nah, that's some sigma bullshit. You need to get money from other people, and you need to make them want to do that.

It's a rejection of truth. You aren't paying yourself, someone else is paying you. You need to ensure that the people who decide if you get paid like you enough to pay you.

>>55800165
>politicking and social games
never really noticed any of this in high school...
guess it's over

>>55798738
Anti rape laws
Rappers are really an oppressed minority

>>55800655
Not fucking is not a virtue. It's a disability. This is like a bunch of retards saying that reading is degenerate activity because they are physically incapable of it. It is one of the joys of life along with sport, feasting, song, and leisure. To deny it is to rebuke one of the only gifts God gave this world.

>>55800720
>You need to ensure that the people who decide if you get paid like you enough to pay you.
How is that any different from owning a business yourself? You convince people to give you money in exchange for some service you have to sell.

>>55800771

It can't be over if it never began. It's not too late to start playing the game. Accept invites to shit and make people like you.

>>55798286
can someone explain how happy hours work? Sometimes they happen pretty far and everyone except me drank alcohol.

Does everyone catch $100 uber rides or do they just drunk drive home?

It seems ridiculous the people who could put you on a pip for nothing drink like 3 cocktails and drive home

>>55800801

Because ongoing relationships provide ongoing profit. You foster ongoing relationships by providing ongoing value, perceived or otherwise. Perceived value is a lot cheaper to produce than real value. You don't discover how to do that if you're only ever "In business for yourself".

Above all else, it's an ideology for misanthropes that just want to avoid and think of other people as less than possible. They refuse to acknowledge the truth that yeah, other people decide if good things happen to you.

>>55799418
I think the idea behind it is getting people (especially women since they're the bottleneck) to have degenerate sex but not actually make proper families. Also they want women to have all the sexual leverage.

It's why older men are shamed for being successful with younger women. You're not allowed to have leverage as a man in a gynocentric society. It's also why women can't be sexy in non-real media like video games

>>55799480
>If I don't see anything I want from a person, I will not talk to them or acknowledge them
It's called being a woman.

>>55800901

The purpose of it is to sell the fantasy of opportunity without obligation. If both people want to break the rules they can, but the rules make it so both people have to be willing to break them. You get the opportunity, but aren't obligated to participate.

The screeching about older men and younger women is because it undercuts their opportunity. It doesn't matter if they weren't planning on using that opportunity, they would still rather the opportunity exist than not.

>>55800801
Seriously how would you feel if your wife told you that once upon a time she was a young slut with a bf who got dicked down by the office chad? Does she work? How does it feel knowing she could fuck some guy at work and think nothing of it? If you have the immorality to fuck a girl with a boyfriend why do you think a similar fate wont befall you? Do you just not care?

>>55800958
Fair enough. Makes sense to me. Women would rather torch everything down than let a younger/prettier woman have something over them

>>55798286
i know u niggas are aspies even without alcohol but can you really not handle 1 or 2 beers?

>>55800873
>They refuse to acknowledge the truth that yeah, other people decide if good things happen to you.
I feel we may be technically agreeing but not articulating it well. I agree with this statement but I see it as something you do regardless of employment (or really any kind of hierarchical relationship really).

>>55798738
>Society isn't preventing you from being nice to a girl
Stopped reading right there

Working as a janitor in a cafe. The owner, my boss, dosnt even know my name and i been there for 2 years. The waiters are hot as fuck, and theres 4 parties for the staff a year. I have never been invited and im not part of the facebook group

>>55800157
Exceptional

>>55798749
>>55798799
it's group behavior, if 2-3 normies avoid you the rest of them start doing the same even if it's another 50 of them

>>55798837
i thought like that aswell but then i realized that i spend more than half of my time awake at work, so it's kind of important to feel welcome there to not hate life

>>55799689
>I am high caste
jeet thinks he's a chad and makes up jeet tales of slaying white poon at his job to cope with being a poopjeet

>>55800557
You must work at a Yard House or something.

>>55800901
Bro if you are going to be your own man and an actual man you brush off the 'shame'. We live in a gynocentric society so anyhting you do that isnt conducive to that will be shamed.

You slept with a girl and didnt call her back? You are a fuckboi, but if she does the same she doesnt owe you anything

You sleep with a younger girl? Youre a creep. But she is a cougar for going after a younger guy, you go girl

You not into someone for being fat? Shallow. Her? shes allowed to have preferences.

You will get shit tests from women and weak men (who are basically women) every step of the way. To be a top dog you just dont give a fuck because you realize that their entire stance isn't one of virtue but of cope. Women dont shame older men who sleep with young chicks because its gross. They do because they realize their own value is diminishing by the day and are trying to prevent that.

You shouldnt give a second thought to these people

>>55800720
I dont disagree with you but man it sounds 100% more cucked to say ' I work for (enter bosses name)' than 'I work for (enter companies name)'. But you are right. The person above you more or less determines your fate with any employer

>>55798286
don't drink with work
& don't discuss politics or religion or childbirth

Not a crazy story but just sharing what happened last week:
>be white and attractive
>chit chat with coworker who sits next to me
>is single
>very similar interests, good connection
>chit chat for 1 year
>last week i ask if she wants to go to this thing (similar interest) in a month
>i say im going with friends and she can bring her friends
>maybe
>she stops initiating chit chat
Ah well I tried. Didn't want to push anything. I'll now carry on like it didn't happen.

>>55801786
>white & attractive
Stopped right there. She no showed you because whites aren’t attractive in 2020+. Imagine bragging about being the inferior race with low bone density

>>55798286
>wash down Ambien with in-flight canned cocktail
>the shadow people are back
>my boss is on this flight

>>55798418
Anon, this is cardinal sin in white collar environments. You will eventually be labeled as creepy and will eventually get fired because you don't fit within the company's culture. GG

>>55801786
'hey Im going to a group activity, want to join us? oh you can bring friends as well' reeks of beta behavior

What the fuck is this , middle school? She could smell the lack of confidence a mile away. Women pick up on that

>>55800639
You're legit a sad dude. You're thinking 100% with your penis and not some macro concept that involves everybody around you.

These women have becomes disgusting whores. Think of all the dicks your wife sucked before you that now kiss you and your children. Imagine a world of devout true Christians as opposed to coom brained fuck meat idiots like you.

I dont drink mostly due to my dad being a shitty drunk when I was a kid. Cant stand being around drinking. so I usually explain to my boss that I dont drink and bad childhood and if they push the issue I get a lawsuit (havent yet) or I find a new job. so far the few places ive worked been cool about it. but luckily nobody really seems to go out and socialize as a group at the few places I worked.
>>55801816
Racism. dont reply pretending its not you racist prick.

>>55800801
Its a virtue to not fornication yes. Marriage and procreation. Not fucking demonic whores that steal your soul.

You're a lying fuckwit about your numbers too. The main reason I'm this way is because of how many whores I fucked back in the day.

I broke women's hearts and tainted them with demonic hedonistic gay fag hook up concepts.

>>55800215
lol

>>55801140

It's not something many people do. Tons of idealist nerds max out their skills and do everything they can to bring value to "The company", not realizing that "The company" is just what we call the fictional legal entity that is the organization.

The company isn't real, and the company can't make decisions, only the people inside that company can. Far too many people think about the company and then end up causing more work/risk for their managers. They get ousted for this behavior.

I work for my manager. I don't give a rat's ass about any other department or the company as a whole. I provide what they need in a frictionless manner, and they don't harass me about shit. I don't take a self righteous attitude that helps me cope with the notion that I have to answer to someone else.

>>55801714

That's the problem. Flattery works. Flattery and other pro-social behaviors causes the decision makers to prioritize you. Burying your head in the sand to shield your ego and not be "cucked" is cope. It doesn't convert into profitable results.

Low level wagies act like they're too good to say some nice words and confirm their manager's biases. They work for the company, which doesn't decide anything for them. They then wonder why I get the team lead position when they've been working there longer. They wonder how I always have PTO available for vacations, despite constantly leaving early to take my son to football practice. It's because my manager likes me, played college ball, and just doesn't expect me to put in a leave request for it.

"Dignity" and an empty sack is worth the sack. It's a very costly luxury. If you're not rich you can't afford dignity. Get rich first.

>>55798286
id rather look at charts than (((socialize)) with triple vaccinated cattle

>>55802034

Yeah, it's obnoxious. You can get completely different results if you sequence and frame it differently. You can't for a moment sound like you care about them coming along, you just have to by hype about the event and then drop a "You should come" after you ask about their weekend plans and they say they have none.

Shame you just can't be direct and honest with people. Always have to be manipulating them to get any meaningful result.

>ITT bitter unemployed incels

>>55798829
>8g
Bro you might have a problem

>>55798418
Better update that resume anon. Might as well have sex with her on your way out.

>>55798749
This happened to me. Outperformed the beta males and got attention from the woman. But because I was not like the harmless feminine men, I never got along with my age group. So I hit it off with the booomer bros instead.

>>55798418
You are going to have to lie Anon if HR asks

>>55799494
it's on you if you can't parlay their attraction into favors and raises

>>55798837
>calls people loser
>admits he works

If you weren't a loser, you'd have millions to your name like I do. You're a worthless loser.

Women only like guys who are well over 6'6.

>>55798837
You're openly attracted to children. You are proof women only like disgusting creeps.

>>55799002
Even as alpha it is wrong to say that. Women do not like men that compliment them, they like men that keep them in a state of insecurity and in a state of constantly trying to earn your validation, but once you give the validation they ghost you

>>55802034
>>55803077
I mean I obviously can't out-right ask her out on a date in the office lmao. For context, there was a conversation about said activity and I brought it up. I will admit I am socially awkward at times, but this chick isn't some 10 either. But yeah, its nbd. Guess I'll just just use apps.

>>55798738
>What, pray tell, might those be?
you can't sleep with 18 year olds nowadays. Not even 20-24 year olds

So you are all saying the secret to getting laid and get a wife is to be a borderline misogynist without being vocal misogynist?

>>55803666
Learning this red pill was heartbreaking but it’s true. What incels with no experience who fantasize about Chad don’t realize is women’s attraction is much more contextual than men’s, and if a really good looking guy starts telling a girl how beautiful she is, how much he loves her, texts her nonstop, etc she will lose attraction even if he’s objectively higher SMV than her

Women fucking can’t stand guys that give compliments and doing so as a dude reveals yourself as a clueless shmuck.

>>55804040
You need to learn about the blackpill

>ize about Chad don’t realize is women’s attraction is much more contextual than men’s, and if a really good looking guy starts telling a girl how beautiful she is, how much he loves her, texts her nonstop, etc she will lose attraction even if he’s objectively higher SMV than her

You only believe this because it's a comforting delusion.

The ugly truth is that women would love a hot guy that treated them like a princess. I know you can't accept this but it's true.

>>55798286
They slammed me because I didn't want to go.

>>55802951
>reddit spacing

>>55798418
rip

>>55798418
Kek

Put me in the screencap

>>55798418
Never fuck a girl from work unless you both plan to quit.

Serious. This shit never works out like the movies unless you work in a Hospital or some Government job with different departments.

Corporations have wayyyy too much politics that they'll find a way to abuse this.

>>55801214
Sounds based. Just rape one of them.

>>55803666
>>55804040
why are women so retarded bros? I'd love to be affectionate and lovey-dovey towards my girl but I gotta hide that and pretend to be the opposite.

When the fuck am I supposed to meet girls anyway?

>be me, at engi firm
>80% of coworkers are dudes
>wide range of personalities, some act like pseudo chads and others spergs
>industrial area so not a lot of relaxing places nearby
>good amount of physical labor involved with the job
>work 8+ hours on site weekly, tired as fuck once i eat dinner/do chores/go work out
>really only have 2 hours a night to chill
>weekends are my only opportunity to go into town
>not sure if I wanna go clubbing with coworkers, could get awkward

What the fuck should I do? No chicks at work, barely any weekday time, tired as fuck. It seems so hopeless, and apps just aren't working.

>>55805913
Jesus christ go to a fucking bar m8

>>55805917
You need to be 6'6 to meet a girl there.

>>55798799
>but people just look at me as a walk by.
I'm not going to say hello everytime I pass by to go to the bathroom my nigger.