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Newfag here, how do I buy crypto? I have the robinhood app on my phone, should I just buy it from there?

>> No.55796515 [DELETED] 

>not a single visible tattoo
This image is fake, isn’t it?

>> No.55796538 [DELETED] 

>>55796515
Nobody gives a fuck about your retarded "tradwife" fetish you dumb /pol/tard, tattoos on girlks are cute. It isn't the 50s anymore but you are probably only intimidated by it because you are still a virgin and hate the idea that normal people actually do go out there to have fun.

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>>55796538
>tattoos on girlks are cute
>It isn't the 50s
>intimidated

>> No.55796974

>>55796503
BTC was invented cause for the first time you could own your own keys without relying on third parties that you have to trust to not run away with your stash
Robinhood is a jewish third party scam
Do the math...

>> No.55796982 [DELETED] 

>>55796515
looks real to me

>>55796503
yes because there are no fees on RH. a good way to dip your toes in.

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Every single one would cheat on you anon. Just stick to slampigs and your right hand.

>> No.55796984 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
Sorry, you can't avoid the consequences of your decisions forever.

>> No.55797038 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
>tattoos on girlks are cute
cope, white trash scum.

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>>55796948
>>55796984
>>55797038

>>>/pol/

>> No.55797043 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
subhuman detected

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>>55797043
>subhuman detected

>> No.55797080 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
found the tattooed whore

>> No.55797088 [DELETED] 

>>55797080
>Implying your deranged asocial /pol/mind would have a chance with either

>> No.55797146 [DELETED] 

>>55796503
I kinda like the chubby one lmao is that bad?

>> No.55797203 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
10/10 bait, but white skin is more beautiful than any tattoo could ever be, and i despise you for covering it up on purpose for superficial reasons.

>> No.55797363 [DELETED] 

>>55797080
Women don’t browse this shithole

>> No.55797373 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
I swear this dude is running around every thread and trying to stir shit up.

>> No.55797377 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
Based, /pol/tards can go fuck themself. On a side note, tattoo are indeed ugly.

On topic: buy ETH, BTC and LINK, they should be available on Robin Hood.

>> No.55797400 [DELETED] 

>>55797088
Not going to lie, every post makes you seem more and more deranged lol

>> No.55797462 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
>lol dude you're so intimidated by the fact that once this girl had $80 to waste on a tattoo so banal that she chose it from a fucking catalog lmao

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>> No.55797754 [DELETED] 

>>55796515
>>55796982
>no visible hands either
doubt

>> No.55797772

>>55796503
You can
Robinhood isn't too bad of an onramp
just make sure to get your crypto onto a real wallet as quick as possible

>> No.55797824 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
Tattoos look like shit bro

>> No.55797855 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
even if a tattoo looks good it would never look good on a woman and never on her torso/neck.
hopefully the new teenage rebellion will be to not look like a detention hall desktop.

>> No.55797877 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
>tattoos on girls are cute
memes aside, is there any organic person who holds this opinion?
i understand women and conformist men feel like tattoos is a way of self expression. i have no problem with that
but "tattoos on girls are cute" is an opinion i've never encountered in the wild

>> No.55797897

The only reason I use coinbase and hood are because everyone does and they can't shut it down. I remember thinking ftx and binance were sketch and I was right. That said, you have to buy stocks on hood during market hours or else they'll jack you up $2 on your position to make sure you don't short.

Staking on coinbase is also a scam, unless you had done it for the last 2 years. I made 80 ada, .5 Eth and 100 algo from staking since the last run but it would be wise to unstake now.

>> No.55797913 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
kek at the replies to this tattoos roastie

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>>55796503
Check the staking amount robinhood offers first. On Etoro I get 85% staking eth ada and tron.

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>>55797540
Factual.

>> No.55798107 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
I'm neither a poltard nor do i have a tradwife fetish but tattoos are disgusting.

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>>55797540
3>5>>>2>>>>4>>>>>>>1

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It doesnt matter where you buy it from just make sure you understand self-custody and hold your own coins
>B-but my swing trading
Minus well lit a pit on fire and throw your money in it, it wastes less time

>> No.55798416 [DELETED] 

>>55796515
>visible

>> No.55799126 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
Hey it’s the faggot poster who spams pol tard constantly in these seething chinless rants. Kek. Go kill yourself fag.

>> No.55799196

>>55797897
>binance is sketch
it's been operating how many years now?

>> No.55799228

>>55796503
Are they there to work out or take photos? No one looks this good at the gym.

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>> No.55799272 [DELETED] 

>>55798190
checked

>> No.55799822

>>55796503
>sign in to your exchange of choice
>buy the amount of crypto you want
>transfer to your own wallet just to be safe
That's what I did with my Kava bags. Working wonders.

Those are likely all men btw.

>> No.55800729

>>55796503
I prefer to use CryptMi because it's easy to buy with my card from there

>> No.55800869

kek

>> No.55801027 [DELETED] 

>>55797540

1 is easy mode

2 or 5 may be the ultimate GOAT

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>>55796503
Do fags still buy crypto during this unstable market? The mission to democratize Web3 fundraising is on, Elfin's Engage-To-Earn model empowers all, promoting inclusion & access without barriers.

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>>55796503
Do fags still buy crypto during this unstable market? The mission to democratize Web3 fundraising is on, Elfin's Engage-To-Earn model empowers all, promoting inclusion & access without barriers.

>> No.55801262

>>55796503
What’s wrong with their eyes? It’s squintier than Chinese but not as attractive.

>> No.55801288 [DELETED] 

>>55796503
Mating press

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>>55796503
Do fags still buy crypto during this unstable market? The mission to democratize Web3 fundraising is on, Adlunam's Engage-To-Earn model empowers all, promoting inclusion & access without barriers.

>> No.55801330 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
Normal people seem miserable to me

>> No.55801337 [DELETED] 

>>55796538
Tattoos are disgusting a trashy

>> No.55801422 [DELETED] 

>>55797373
the problem is they think they are fighting a culture war so they don't view their time as wasted shit posting. in his mind he is pushing for some greater cause which leads to him wasting large percentages of his life doing these things.

>> No.55801497

>>55800729
That's what I also use now since Coinbase deactivated my card

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You’ll never wear a Rolex if you can’t hold for longer than a few hours. You will always be a disappointment to your family because you have no risk tolerance. Go back to being a wagie, it’s the only thing you’ll ever be good at.

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>>55796503
>>55796515
>>55796538

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>>55796503

Do whatever you want.

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>>55797042
This is your defense why you think tats "are cute"?

>> No.55801886 [DELETED] 

>>55796515
my little sister just got a tattoo. i don't feel so good /biz/bros

>> No.55801916 [DELETED] 

>>55796503
For me it’s top left, bottom left, top middle, bottom right (because of the tits), and last but not least, top right.

And yes, I would engage in vaginal sexual intercourse with any and all of them, if you know what I mean.

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>>55796503
Binance should be your kickoff, kinda safe and kinda intuitive

>> No.55803406

>>55798317
based

>> No.55803410

>>55803290
But people kept talking about muh SEC fud....

>> No.55803412

>>55801262
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