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>finally made it
>jump into my brandnew white SL AMG
>heading to a date at a restaurant across town
>I'm kinda late so I'm speeding
>in a tight curve I lose control and the car spins 360 I regain control and keep driving (must looked sick to everyone else lol)
>finally arrive but I'm late
>see my date sitting at the table already
>there is no seat for me at the table because some asshole stole it or what
>complain to the waiter who pretends they are outta chairs
>fuck you I walk back to my car and luckily I have a chair in the trunk
>finally meet my date
>shes insanely beautiful and everything is perfect about her like really a 10/10
>whole chair situation broke the ice
>we finish our meals last and its time to pay up
>there is a long line of people also wanting to pay and leave
>get in line with my chair
>tell chick to wait outside next to the eggshell white Mercedes in the no parking zone
>people take forever to pay for the shitty food holy shit
>finally my turn to pay
>open my wallet and realize I have no cash on me FUCK
>reach for my cards and throw one of them to the waiter
>hes like hey thats a drivers license and not a credit card
>I'm like sorry my bad and hand him the credit card
>he notices the names dont match exactly (long story)
>tells me to wait while he makes some phonecalls to make sure the cards aint stolen or something
>realize they are wasting my time so get mad them some other faggot telling me to calm down
>finally resolve everything and manage to pay
>walk outside
>hot chick is long gone
>a fine sticking to my Benz windshield for my shit parking

I feel like people are treating me overall worse since I made it, like hey lets dunk on this rich guy, gotta ruin his date because fuck you you have money and I dont and the woman just saw me as a free meal anyway

>> No.55787677
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55787677

>>55787654
I know it's gay and fake, but I actually know people like you. People who think that anyone really cares about the type of car they drive or "cool" gestures they saw in cheesy movies like throwing money/card at the wait stuff.
Insufferable bunch who can only maintain relationships with people who are similar.

>> No.55787681

>>55787654
This settles it, you cant outmake the 'tism.

>> No.55787720

>>55787677
you didnt make it in the last 2 bullruns and bought a sportscar?
fuckin newfags
>>55787681
thats gotta be it

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>>55787720

>> No.55787822
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55787822

>>55787654
>a chair in SL AMG
My nigga were you in sitting in a restaurant on picrel?

>> No.55787858

>>55787822
actually yeah thats the chair but in green

>> No.55787872

>>55787654
>>55787822
>>55787858
kek no wonder the bitch left, you sound like a massive pussy, OP.

>> No.55787994

>>55787872
shut up man I aint a pussy
what was I supposed to do?

>> No.55787995

>>55787654
>I'm being a turbofag
>why am I getting treated like a turbofag wtf
No one and I mean no one gives two shits if you have money except for mindless thots and the 500 new distant relatives you've suddenly acquired. You will have to develop an actual personality (which with money is hard-mode) and hide your wealth from anyone you want to be taken seriously by. Congrats anon, you made it.

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>>55787677
>>get in line with my chair

>> No.55788067

>>55787654
>sl amg
Should've bought a Porsche.
Ngmi.
>retard waiters
Sounds like NY.
Ngmi.

>> No.55788073

>>55787822
kek

>> No.55788080

>>55787654
I come here just for posts like this.

Glad to see other people also keep chairs in the trunk just in case. 4GSPMN

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55788088

>>55787858
>drives $280k car
>bottom of the barrel trailer park chair
No wonder your date left.

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>>55787654
>luckily I have a chair in the trunk
OP is pic related

>> No.55788125

shoulda went up to her and said fuck this place because they didn't have a seat, let's go somewhere else, like a bar or some shit, get drunk, go back to your place and fuck

>> No.55788129

>>55787995
>No one and I mean no one gives two shits if you have money
Maybe if you're less than 20 and your target demographic is highschool girls living with parents. Every woman who has already had a taste of the wage cage and not being able to afford things cares

>> No.55788132

>>55787822
Not even a $400 YETI Camper Chair.

>> No.55788139

>>55788129
You only have to make slightly above average to impress a chick making average pay, or even just have the potential to do so. Me & my gf were both Amazon wagies but she was a warehouse wagie and I was a yard jockey wagie. Fast forward 6 months I have a proper cdl job and she doesn’t have to work at all. My point is you don’t have to be top tier to bag, you only need to be .5-1 tier above the gril in question

>> No.55788173

>>55787654
Next time leave the minute they fail at giving you a chair.

>> No.55788227

>>55788139
I mean if you wanna attract ugly low IQ warehouse wagie women then it's enough. Also having an unemployed girlfriend is something I wouldn't brag about unless she's raising your children. If you're providing for a woman and you don't have a family together you're a gigantic cuck. So I hope you at least have a kid

>> No.55788412

>>55787654
Colossal retard if true.
>falling for 3d women
>risking other peoples' and your own life because of poor time management
>too retarded to park
>idiotic car choice, Mercedes is trash and notoriously unreliable

>> No.55788501

>>55788227
I take pride in providing for my gril, if I tell her to get to work she will. I do eventually plan on breeding her, but my point still stands. A girl who takes the bus will seek a man with a car, a woman who has to work will seek a man who can provide for more than one, a nurse will seek a doctor, etc. My point is if you’re at X point in life you’re highly desirable to a woman who is at X-1 point in life, you just have to be honest with yourself at where you are and where said woman is at

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>>55787822
>>55787858

>> No.55788524

>>55787654
Thanks for keks OP

>> No.55788576

>>55787654
>no chair available in the restaurant
>getting inline to pay
what the fuck dude, you get an SL AMG and bring your date in such shitty place? You deserve every single bit of what happened. Amerilards can't into basic etiquette holy shit

>> No.55788604

>>55787994
>what was I supposed to do?
Take the bitch elsewhere instead of submitting yourself to the mercy of the help.

>> No.55788617

>>55787654
People are treating you worse because you're the same person (unlikable) but money gave you confidence. Now you're loudly unlikable.

>> No.55788704

>>55787654
This fake story makes a great business and finance thread

>> No.55788742

>>55788125
Based

>> No.55788747

>>55788501
Is she in a wheelchair? Does she take care of your farmland? Does she at least cook and clean the house, wash your clothes? That woman is literally nowhere in life. Like what the fuck is she even doing all day? A healthy adult with the day schedule of a toddler. If she has zero guilt for providing nothing except her vagina then I'm sure she will be a great and caring mother

>> No.55790153

bump

>> No.55792051

>>55787654
>>heading to a date at a restaurant across town
Don't sound like jeets here never knew you still live on restaurants offering you rewards after bill settlements via CryptMi app..
> The AMG belongs to your gf Dad.
>You are still poor!