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What are some good jobs to lie about having to fill in gaps in my resume?

Should I lie about my education?

How the fuck does a friendless NEET find some work?

>> No.55782771

>>55782686
Since you're a retard you should lie about everything

>> No.55782959

>>55782686
You need to creatively adapt your talent's into flavorful positions.
>I stay at home and play video games
I'm an Indie QA tester and have has experience working with reporting issues with small developers on steam.
>I watch TV all day
I've been a Private Video Clip Researcher for decades. I can elevate your marketing team to the next level with my understanding of pop culture and expertise in visual marketing.
>I watch porn, daily
I've studied behavioral phycology with an emphasis on classical conditioning and operant conditioning. I've been rigorously working on a study relating to it's connections to dopamine addiction for the past 8 years.
>My Mom pays everything for me
I am in good financial health and have no debt.

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55782989

>>55782959
>I watch porn, daily
I've studied behavioral phycology with an emphasis on classical conditioning and operant conditioning. I've been rigorously working on a study relating to it's connections to dopamine addiction for the past 8 years.

>> No.55783052 [DELETED] 

>>55782686
How many linkies do I need for a girl that looks like this to fart in my mouth?

>> No.55783095

>>55782959
You are funny anon, congrats

>> No.55783202

>>55782686
>What are some good jobs to lie about having to fill in gaps in my resume?
say that your own business did not pick up steam but that you learned a lot

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>>55782686
>I worked at X but it went bankrupt
>I started business X but it went tits up
>I freelanced herp derp and can't provide contacts, something something NDA
you already know what to do, you're just scared and/or lazy

I've been there though. lift every day.
every day anon
channel the anger