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55776257 No.55776257 [Reply] [Original]

>HR has been secretly tracking how many times people badge into the office per week for the last 6 months
>just got a verbal warning because my average is 1.2 days per week and the HR roasties want us to be over 1.7
Why are they like this?

>> No.55776272

>>55776257
Might want to get that eye checked out anon. This is also shit b8 thread

>> No.55776328
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when your job gives you a verbal warning, just send them a verbal warning right back.

>> No.55776336

Oh no, a verbal warning!!!
Not even written down, who gives a shit. If you get like 3 written warnings you may need to think about starting to show up, you're still good.

>> No.55776339

they have to justify the lease on that commercial property and need you in the city center spending money for lunch and shopping.

>> No.55776395

You might as well ask
>why did HR misplace the application packet with all of my personal data in it twice
>why didn't HR handle the well known issue of that one manager trying to get into an employee's pants before it devolved into an ugly confrontation on the production floor even though everyone knew about it from the rumor mill beforehand and HR knows all the gossip
>why isn't HR keeping track of certs that employees have completed through company's internal training program that management and admin encourages us to take advantage of
>why is it that HR is never in when I have a complaint to file about harassment from that the short manager who's overcompensating for being a foot shorter than me
>why do we have payroll software that tracks our paid and unpaid leave that we have to access and fill in ourselves when it should be either HR or finance that does that
Why such mysteries are beyond our kin OP.

>> No.55776397

*opens seek*

>> No.55776415

90% of jobs, including nearly all managerial jobs, are just people spending each day trying to find justifications for themselves to be there.
Which is where there is an endless flow of this nonsense onto the 10% who are actually trying to do the meaningful work.

>> No.55776521

>>55776257
Unless there's written rules on the subject you cannot be given a verbal warning. You need to put in a complaint and have the warning overturned. Failure to do so will reflect poorly upon you should they attempt to push you out and you have to deal with the ensuing wrongful dismissal litigation.

>> No.55776645

>>55776328
based

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>>55776257
>he still works for ESG globohomo DEI corp in the year 2023
you will eat the bugs anon

>> No.55776847

>>55776257
My swipes would be an average of 0. Just stop going in.

>> No.55777407

in my local city center the offices are all full and everyone goes out to lunch. Nobody brings food.

>> No.55777421

>>55776257
>badge into
What?

>> No.55777441

>>55777421
Do you people lack critical thinking skills? OP means they track how many days his badge has entered his building or office FUCK OFF

>> No.55777453

>>55777441
thanks for the spoonfeed, bitch

>> No.55777457

>>55777453
You should bleach your skin like Michael Jackson browncel

>> No.55777471

>>55777457
you're dismissed, geoffrey

>> No.55777509

>>55776328
this

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>>55776328

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>>55776328
>the mf doesn't send an interdimensional worm as a warning
you have to be serious about this if you want respect

>> No.55777592

>verbal warning

Who cares wagecuck

>> No.55778433

>>55776257
Ok OP since you are an obvious retard I will help you out
>already badging in to the office 1 day per week
>go to office one more day per week
>badge in
>take a shit
>go home

>> No.55778854

>>55778433
No you want to go in near midnight, take a shit then leave. This will get bade scans across 2 days.

>> No.55780502

>>55776833
It’s bitches like this who ruined my work life. I want to kill them all! All the fat ugly feminist psychopaths.

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>>55776257
Get a Flipper Zero