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>he doesn't know

Would you buy this for $699,999? It was originally listed for $800k back in 2021.

20 min walk to a beach btw

>>55771652
There is some law in America where a toilet always has to be no more than 10 feet away from any bed

in case Americans have an 'emergency' after their 2nd midnight hamburger

>>55771652
you already know

Kitchen looking comfy desu

>>55771652
It's stupid... But they went from "buy a house where kids get their own room" to "they need their own bathroom too!"

So now you have master bath, kid bath, guest bath.... And an extra toilet for visitors

>>55771894
>flipper greyed out everything a-la 2020
>comfy
kys

These are the 4 different bathrooms

>>55771894
>Impressed with the three shades of grey low-budget reno flip

Are you a woman?

>>55771652
My house is similar except with 3 BR and just me living there

Designated shit bathroom
Piss bathroom
Bathroom without a functioning toilet that you’re too lazy to fix
Bathroom for guests (this is the only one that gets cleaned)

>>55771977
That's 3.5 bathrooms, or 3 full baths and a powder room, not 4.
>>55771894
The design isn't hideous but I dislike homes that open directly on the kitchen. There should be an ante-space.

>>55771843

Lmfao

>>55771949

That's the new look.

>>55771652
Americans poop and shart so much they need to use a different bathroom while waiting for the smell to dissipate in the other ones

>>55771652
I'm assuming there's one on the first floor for guests to relieve themselves, one attached to each bedroom, and another on the second floor that's unattached to a bedroom. Not a good utilization of space.

Someone with a fetish. Or someone who wants to sleep or read in a bathroom every day. Or it's a brothel. You really can't believe there are more possibilities out of millions of people? Ngmi

>>55771652
why the fuck has no one mentioned the retard tier windows and their layout? looks fucking horrendous, three gigantic windows, 3 tiny windows, no normal windows, the bottom tiny window is shifted like 12 inches from being centered with the top tiny window, hiring illegal spics needs to be banned NOW

>>55772066
Yeah, I'd have to agree.. the location is what really tempts me to keep an eye on this house. but pricing, bathrooms, and windows... oof

>>55771652
Disposable bathrooms

>>55772100
is it in spicville/florida? makes sense that they just turned the whole from into a driveway as those subhuman mexicans in florida park on their lawns anyway. also 0 plantings lmao. typical spic flip.

>>55772298
the whole lawn*

>>55772298
Central NJ, Jersey Short Coastal

Also, holy shit, was this a fuckup during the building process?

>>55772356
Forgot pic

>>55771652
1 for shidding and 1 for farding

>>55772356
wow i’m surprised as someone from jersey we usually see these shit shacks in florida and texico. i guess i am starting to see more and more of these rush flips though

>>55772400

Yeah, after seeing >>55772371 I'm so convinced that it's a rush flip lmao. It's been up for over 150 days and went down $100k

>>55772432
how much did the lot sell for originally?

>>55772457

>>55771652
Because I have four assholes and only two eyes

>>55772479
good god almighty this shit makes me fume

>>55771652
>paver block front yard
absolutely repulsive.

>>55772760
why? it was an empty lot you mongoloid, even before the bubble someone could buy that and build a shorehouse on it and charge about that price.

>>55771977
If I had to guess, there's
>full bath attached to master bedroom
>full bath on upper floor for rest of bedrooms
>half bath on main floor
>half bath in basement

>>55772791
RE prices is supposed to be tied up in land value. If the land only cost $100k, there's no way they've added 7x that with a shoddy stick construction. They didn't use $500k worth of materials so the price makes no sense.

Anyway, I think we're getting memed, I don't see this listing on Zillow.

>>55772791
I thought they bought an old ass house and just updated the exterior/interior

>>55773163
*are
*trolled

>>55773163
>hey didn't use $500k worth of materials so the price makes no sense.
it's new jersey... every jew gets a cut of everything

>>55771652
Because there are places in the house without any bedrooms nearby... Do you want to go to some other part of the house to use the bathroom when you are hanging out in the basement or the kitchen? Just put a bathroom wherever people might want to use one.

>>55773216
No, I think someone just took an undesirable plot of land, dumped an undesirable house on it, and is pricing it compared to desirable comps as a flip. If it's even real.

>>55771652
Cause if your whole family is aping shitcoins then they all need an office...

>he doesnt know about the erc20 domain meta

>>55771657
theres many things he doesent know

>>55773387
>buying shitcoins while shitting
Truly the best life.
I've been on vacation for two weeks, what's the current meta?

>>55771894
That pendant lighting is GAY.

>>55773255
to me it looks like a desired area, look at the mansion next to the plot here:
>>55772100
plus it's right next to the ocean, definitely desired. looks to me like that mansion may have subdivided their plot and sold it to a developer?

>>55772100
shit actually on closer inspection, I thought the white home with the mansard roofs was like 3x the width lmao, but still that close to the ocean is definitely desirable.

>>55771894
This is the opposite of comfy, you must be brown thinking this is good because it's trendy, or asian and it reminds you of the prison colony you came from

>>55771652
Hmmmm>>55771834

>>55773255
>>55773184

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/150-Navesink-Ave-Highlands-NJ-07732/39256617_zpid/

It's real

>>55771652
Mansions of very wealthy people are like that. The idea is that each visiting couple will have a bed and two bathrooms, one for each person.

>>55772791
Thats not a $600,000 house you fucking retard

>>55772479
I wonder how much they spent to build that house. Easily could've been well over $300k on top of that land price. With a $100k price cut I have to imagine there's still much more fat to trim in this market.

>>55771652
probably a half bathroom in the basement

one on the 1st and 1 on second floor.

i don't know where the 4th bathroom would be

>>55771652
You underestimate just how many rolls of toilet paper Americans go through in a day. There's no way 1 bathroom will last long with 2 Americans using it. You'd need the extra bathrooms to prevent the other bathrooms from being overused and breaking down.

>>55775210
in the master suite

>>55771894
>npc grey

Every thing in that home including its colors are calculated to extract maximum shekels from the goy at lowest cost of build. They choose the least expensive color (that still happens to be somewhat eye pleasing to the onions) for a reason.

>>55775205
It is also possible to lose money on a bad purchase.

>>55775269
i was thinking that but i suppose i was wondering if the house was even big enough in the first place

>>55771652
>>55771894
>>55771977
Soulless shit.

>>55775672
Is it really possible for a home to have soul before you buy it?
Rhetorical question; the soul is derived from the modifications made afterwards.

>>55771843
kek

Im guessing a bedroom suite with private bath, a main non private one, a half bath off the first floor living space, and one in the finished basement

>>55771977
>>55771652
amerisharts disgust me

>>55771843
this, toilet can't be more than 30 seconds or 10 feet away, it takes a shart 30 seconds to move 10 feet

>>55771977
>only showers, no bathtub

wat

>>55771949
luckily the price of paint hasn't followed the price of houses

>>55777289
I hate this trend as well. A home that lacks a bathtub is very obviously unsuitable for raising small children. Sad, soulless, and pod-pilled.