/biz/ - Business & Finance

Put half in bitcoin and dca rest during low weeks until late 2024

Im at a point where I dont care anymore, inflation can rape me if it wants, I dont care. Im over caring, the stress it causes caring about trying to protect myself from inflation is not worth it anymore.

1/4 in btc and eth respectively.

Sell monthly AMC Options for a big ass load of premiums. Easiest money ever made, just pick a low strik price, to be safe.

>>55764628
Offering free money is against the rules.

>>55764628
How the fuck do you work full time for 4+ years and have no savings!? You have no self control!

Buy property and gold.
Invest in oil.

>>55764628
Commodities stocks, physical gold and silver.

>>55764665
Consuming isn't free you know

smartest for what? for who?
am I just trying to keep it, or double it, or pay you back with interest in 20 years, or what?
be more specific, stupid normalcunt

>>55764699
muh starbucks muh funkopops literally the cause of this

>>55764628
Oh and to answer OP the only thing I could do with 1 mil that would make a noticeable difference in my lifestyle would be to put it in ethereum and hope for a 5x so that I would have 5 mil then take all the money out, and donate it all to a transgender surgery research project so that hopefully in 2-5 years I can get a surgery that makes my ribcage smaller.

>>55764776
>>55764785
Fuck off tranny spammer.

>>55764665
>>55764776
>>55764785
kys namefag tranny ynbaw faggot

>>55764788
>>55764789
Within 45 seconds, 2 niggers replied to me. God I love being a tranny. Thanks for the (You)s.

>>55764796
You've been ranged from this board 6x in a year.
Somehow you're still spamming the board fuck the moderation for allowing some lonely faggot loser to ddos their entire board.

>>55764665
>>55764776
>>55764785
>>55764796
you will never make it(as a woman)

>>55764635
that's not how DCA works smooth brain

>>55764808
No I haven't, what?

>>55764826
>that's a man

>>55764665
Women as a whole make 80% of consumer purchases.

>>55765094
Women are retards thank god I was born male and am just transitioning I can't imagine how much worse off I would be financially if I was an OFAB. I would probably be financially dependent on someone else by now actually if I was that stupid.

>>55765180
Off topic spamming You just fucking got banned for begging asshole.

>>55764628
>bitcoin
>hard to trace

bitcoin (fedcoin) is literally the easiest traceable asset/"currency"
its like glowie dream came true kek who made this picture

>>55765199
This comment was related to finance... Seems to me like you just don't like seeing trans girls...

>>55764867
This is the psycho spamming/begging and scamming the board btw and it's not personal info this faggot posted it thinking he was funny, /biz/ has a long term memory problem you fucking fairy.

>>55765210
You've astroturfed this board and scammed long enough you fucking faggot, I got your face and it's time I plaster it every single day until you're a corpse.
I fucking knew it was you spamming us.

>keeping in mind that inflation will eat this away to nothing within a few years?
if you had a million to give you wouldn't say stupid chud shit like that, in such a stupid chud way

>>55764628
50k into ISO coins to hold no matter what until they can be spent.
Rest in high entry threshold FDIC MMF or 1 month t bills directly through treasury direct waiting for the everything dump. Post dump buy a house and put rest in blue chips and web 3 equivalents of Dotcom bust winners.

>>55765210
You are a man and you know it

>>55764628
I'd throw them all into Arkham and let stinkies and avaxfags seethe

>>55765337
Then you'd have a bunch of useless garbage instead of 1M bucks

>>55765286
Shut the FUCK up jew

>>55765337
Checked

>>55765210
You will never be a girl tranny faggot

>>55765337
It will get ugly if that shit doesn't go to at least $4 in that case kek

>>55765315
>waiting for the everything dump
>Post dump buy a house and put rest in blue chips

>>55764628
.

>>55765216
>>55765228
Mald lmao. Zoey posts her face all the time. She's not scared of u. Imagine getting this butthurt b/c a tranny exists.

>>55765480
I'm gonna find you.

>>55765486
uh huh yeah real scary.

>>55764628
>Muh child prons meme.
There's more snuff on the internet than CP and any CP YOU come across is homemade shit.
>t.snuff guy.

>>55764796
This is hilarious.

Put it all into spaxx or a similar money market fund and live off of it.

>>55765216
>/biz/ has a long term memory problem you fucking fairy.
>NOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO REMEBER EVERY TRIP FAGGOT AND TRIP FAGGOT TRANNY ON 4CHAN MY GUYS NO IM SUPER CERAL
Why the fuck should I care? Does this make me money? No? Fuck off.

>>55765367
Stop buying so many scratch tickets and make more money you stupid fucking white trash.

>>55765496
You'll use that on yourself.
Tip don't ever date anyone, because I'll be waiting.
taking your face to /g/ to find your geographical location as we speak.

>>55765510
>>55765480
>>55765496
Tranny discord flooding in, I'm serious I'm gonna find your pal, he's a burger and he fucked up best be ready to watch your back for the rest of your life.

USOI

>>55765516
>>55765519
You're just upset literally because I exist and I am trans. U are just trying to get me to stop posting so u don't have to see me. Really pathetic honestly. Btw all the death threats u put on 4chan are permanent and the cops can find out. :/

>>55765541
What death threats you schizophrenic
You just literally threatened to murder me and my entire family hahah while you're posting guns and getting your friends to flood in.

Defending myself is my god given right and my states stand your ground law extends to all 50 you threatened me, if I ever see your face in real life I'll go back to this message you just sent me and show prior intent to harm me so my self defense is 100% justified.
Tranny.

>>55765555
Ok go delete the one where u threatened to make me a corpse then

>>55765555

>>55765564
lmfao nice image

>>55764628
Put it all in chainlink except 100k to NEET off of for a while. If link moons ill be rich if it doesn't I'll have taken a couple years break of slaving

>>55765561
You have zero reading comprehension and you just threatened me and 8 other people you're so fucking done dude.

>>55765572
Dangerously close to having a jew id

>>55765367
nonwhite hands typed this

>>55765574
u forgot to crop it out... Anyone can tell it's some other anon who posted that. You're so incompetent... You're going to have to deal with Zoey on this board or just filter her out.

>>55765566

>>55765591
It was you idiot I have the ID on there for a reason and I can easily clip it out, your IP is logged to your posting, you threatened 8 American citizens with murder and posted your face and a gun this is all being forwarded to sheriffs.

>>55765595
Giving this thread to the FBI now enjoy running from the police because you were transphobic and threatened my life. :/

>>55765480
looks like the serial killer from the silence of the lambs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zILmrAJgzSc

>>55765610
Unlike you I don't larp.
You best sell your gun because it's going to be removed for pictures of self harm and threatening people online with pictures, you posting the gun is prior intent to murder you fucked up big you dumb fucking tranny.

>>55765623
>showing a gun in response to a death threat is le illegal! Get a life transphobe...

>>55765637
Again show me where I threatened you I got proof that you want to murder not only me but multiple people in my family while posting your gun and getting your friends to post theirs.

No court in the united states would defend your actions and words especially with pictures of cuts up and down your arms you shouldn't legally even own a firearm you're mentally ill.

>>55765637
Last mentally ill tranny that illegally owned a firearm killed a bunch of kids so make sure you do your job and report this schizophrenic fruit.

>>55765637
>le illegal
Ah you're the faggot who likes to impersonate the woods anon as well, fucking nutbag when you finally turn that gun on yourself we can have our board back.

>>55765646
What friends lol. And what cuts?
>>55765655
>illegally
Who said my gun is illegal? Also here's that proof you wanted
>>55765660
>woods anon
who?

>>55765666
kek I'm talking with sheriffs right now and got your face with your gun and self harm, they are running your face through as we speak and filed a criminal complaint against you buddy you're so fucking toast.

>>55765666
Begone Satan. Don't you have a YMCA bathroom to lurk in instead?

>>55765682
Post my self harm cuts

I'd either buy a data center or a big portion of one not because it might be the most profitable thing but because it'd make feel like the boss of the nerds.

>>55765702
SO this is the mentally ill schizo fucking spammer good job other anon getting his gun and murder posts I'm unironically reporting him as well.

>>55765702
>>55759037

This is a tranny, you're nothing but a mentally ill freak that will never be liked or loved by anyone, everyone in your life considers you to be a mistake, a waste of time and effort and all secretly pray you kill yourself everyday you text someone.

The only people that approve of your existence is other mentally ill pedophiles, you're dangerous to society, dangerous to other people, you threaten to murder people when the only person you need to harm is yourself.
And today.

>>55764628
Put everything on a SP500 low cost ETF with distributing dividends and live la life

>>55765780
That is a tranny yes lol still no self harm cuts bc I haven't done that at all ever since I started posting. I hope the cops come so that I can show them where you said you were going to make me a corpse and how you're gonna "find me" pussy you won't do shit b/c you know you're in the wrong. Literally all I do is exist while trans and shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving forum lol.

>>55764628
I've unironicalt started accumulating physic gold. 2.1k/oz at 7% premium.

>>55765819
Kill yourself today faggot, I know all your posting styles your filename formats, your ID switching and namefagging, you've posted your face with intent to murder people IRL why you're still here is beyond me.

>>55765852
Yeah I put all my posts with a name so they are easy to find for me...? You think I'm surprised about the archive? I use it almost daily. You're just butthurt and want to intimidate a transgender off "your" board.

>>55765873
No I want you to take that gun and put it against the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger as many times until your useless shell of a parasitic fleshsack slumps over then we can actually post, the day you blow your stupid brains out is the day I give every poster here 10k.

>>55765884
>too afraid to say you're going to kill me yourself (again)

Pussyyyyy~ You're already all in might as well commit at this point. Imagine having less balls than a trans girl lollll.

>>55765480
imagine talking about yourself in a 3rd person, schizo

>>55765895
>I'm actually 25 rats in a fur coat
HAHAH I FUCKING FOUND YOU FAGGOT

>>55765907
I just fucking found where this faggots at unironically lives in my god damn city.....

>>55765907
I do it cause it's cute and quirky >w<
>>55765910
>>55765916
Uh oh what's he gonna do now that he's "found me"? Is this by chance a threat (another)? Oh noooo

>>55765930
I just wonder how do you cope in your inner monologue about your life and what you doing whole day

>>55764832
Yes it is dumb nigger
>btc low point for week 1 is 15k
>buy at 15k
>btc low point for week 2 is 16k
>buy at 16k
>...
>btc low point for week 30 is 28.8k (you are here)
>buy at 28.8k
You are the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger I have ever met

>>55764628
Find a wealth manager/adviser.

>>55765216
Wow HE is literally me

>>55765910
>>55765916
I found him too. This is Maga country

>>55765984
Uh oh Zoey this guys got a body count of at least 69

>>55766000
Checked, time to make this guys air supply count into 000

>>55766011
Woah what's that supposed to mean!? You're gonna make it to where I'm no longer breathing?! WOW OK.
>>55765984
>Tranny Hunting.webm
Uh oh, that filename probably wouldn't go over well in court. Fucking pussy. I'm not afraid of you and I will continue to post whether you like it or not lmfao. X3

>>55766118
>>ILL SEE YOU IN KLEROS COURT

>>55766133
PFFFHAHAHAH god I love this board

100k each BTC and ETH
50 each gold and silver
200 down payment on a rental
500 into VTSAX

if you think the market is going to take a shit DCA over a few weeks or months if you don't have it already add a 9-12 month emergency fund in cash, 50k for the average person, more like 100k if you have a rent or mortgage.

>>55765984
Zoey is literally a nazi lmfao
>MAGA
aka diet nazi

>>55764628
Assuming I have zero assets and just the 1 million I’d probably just buy two 1 bedroom apartment units for rent on good side of town using 2 thirds of the cash for passive income that I could comfortably neet off of and last 3rd I’d go all in on Chainlink for generational wealth and also big passive income once I stake it

>>55764628
Buy a 1 or two rural, cheap, rental properties, index funds, gold, and start a storage unit business.

>>55765216
C-cute! How do I, as a skinny fat manlet achieve this?

Uuuuuuuuuwuuuu WOWOWOWOWUUUUUU >>>>>WWWWW<<<<<<<
BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!
>Im gonna go make some popcorn now and enjoy the fallout.

>>55764628
I would likely put it in to securities yielding around 4-5% for the year. Like 750k worth. I'd put 130k in to more more long term assets. Keep 20k in savings accounts for life expenses. 50k in to risk. And 50k on the side for personal ventures. Would continue to go to work and live like normal

>>55764628
All in yes

>>55766238
Why do you want to destroy /biz/?

>>55766539
Zoey doesn't she just has fun posting here uwu especially when people give her lots of zoeytention!

>>55765480
I’d smash
>>55765496
Oh yeah… I’d definitely smash

>>55766552
You sound like you are mentally unwell and I hope you leave this board soon.

>>55766584
All transgenders are mentally ill but then again so is everyone pretty much I mean who hasn't been diagnosed with anxiety or depression or whatever?

>>55765497
incorrect. real snuff is hard to come by
t. real snuff enjoyer, not a larping underageb&

>>55764628
I can imagine the Peaq rewards if you hold Krest tokens on Talisman wallet. You can spare some for this airdrop, anon if you're bullish on Kusama and Polkadot.

>>55765480
They're sexual deviants with mental problems and they seek out helpless victims (children) to project their hatred onto. Nothing to be concerned about, right? Or perhaps it has been so long that people forgot why their ancestors outcasted this sick element.
Now, let's see that (you), pedo fuck.

>>55766552
And you definitely spam the board with retarded shit and push out content you disagree with (mass reporting).

>namefagging tranny derails another thread
I feel more pity then hate, you should really find something better to do with your time. A hobby ore something that doesnt involve other humans

>>55766615
What hatred who do I hate? Myself? Not really just my body. Literally all I want is to look like a girl ;p
>>55766640
Zoey likes Zoeytention what can she say? X3 And no I haven't reported a single post the entire time I have been posting. You just think I am because 99% of all trannies are commies who can't handle when someone disagrees with them.

>>55766662
Fuck off tranny manny

>>55766665
Nevarrrr X3 You're gonna have to kill me yourself if u want me to stop posting. Or just filter me like a normal person LOL I even make it easy for u by namefagging kys.

>>55764628
S&P + ETF my guy. If you're too scared than a HYSA.

this sperging and trolling has been amusing but i just want to say that ive never seen a tranny that didnt look like a homunculus. theres a reason they have to constantly post idealized drawings of what look they think theyre pulling off. in addition, the ones that hate women are unironically buffalo bill tier dangerous psychos that should be forced into treatment. how can i profit off of this?

>>55766723
>S&P
Oh no no no no.
Yeah maybe SQQQ kek.

>>55765216
how did you get those scratches?

>>55766310
Vaseline on the lens

Move to the UAE start a marketing company outsource everything and just collect that delicious tax free income until 10M then move wherever you want to live for the rest of your life after either selling out or just taking the tax hit

>>55764628
>fly to thailand and get a sex change
>do onlyfans, porn, etc
>fuck my way to $2m in 10 years

>>55767380
>sex change
U know all the popular trannies are one who look like girls yet have dicks right? That's the whole point of trannies. Sex change is literally only for dysphoria.

>>55764635
Sounds like a good plan.

>>55764644
Blue chips are always a safe option; another smart move would be to get stables and leverage on Defi for yields which would give you a god hedge against inflation.

>>55767636
Will the yields be sufficient enough to give that hedge that you seek?

>>55764628
Spdr global dividend aristocrats etf

>>55765965
how are you going to know the low point nigger

>>55767727
Sure! That's why it's good to make due research. That APRs on the vaults of SpoolFi(a Defi yield aggregator) for example, are so juicy. There's literally a vault for every risk level you can accept.

>>55764628

>>55768106
the most egregious case of mucho texto ive ever seen. jesus christ.