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Holy fuck
But there are despreate poorfags in there who could do this

>rewarding them with eth instead of icp

>not making them scream "SEE SEE, I PEE!"

>>55756863
>Crypto has no real-world us-ACK!

I'd unironically drink my own piss for 7k but I'm on steroids so probably wouldn't hurt once.
You know these faggots will just dox you and never pay out though.

>>55756892
i'm not desperate but i'm considering it. just chug insane amounts of water and your piss will just be water anyway. 7k is good money for that. actually i might do it more than once. maybe i'll get some bodypaint to branch out into faking dif races. that's good money

>"crypto" richfags morals on full display
I love this timeline

>>55756863
Does anyone have a confirmation of an actual payout?

>>55757092
>>55757103
I would drink my piss for far less its no problem.
But the doxing

>>55757127
If their diagram is drawn like a five year old and they got anime pfp don't expect anything more than mockery and doxxing nonstop.
I'll save my dignity today thanks.

>>55757127
>>55757133
i'm gonna do it, will let you know if it's fake. gonna see if they'll double it for asparagus piss

>>55757143
I can save you some time and shame.
don't bother.

Token address?

>>55757143
>gonna see if they'll double it for asparagus piss

do it, if it's legit I'm in

>>55757143
>>55756863
i'm willing to pay 18y hot white girls to drink their piss

It's basically like Worldcoin, except they pay better than sam altman

>>55759322
i mean me drinking their piss, hope that's clear

>>55756863
the perfect coin for icy pee holders

>>55756863
i googled it, they won't actually pay, they're just fucking with you. I would legit do it if i got paid. $7000 to drink piss is so fucking worth it

>>55756863
I want to see the yellow paper before I pass judgment.

>>55756863
lmaoooooooo sorry friends i kept posting about drinking pee on /fit/ /pol/ /biz/. I didn't expect you guys to take it a step further like this

>author Tim
Chuck wrote an article that your mom is a whore

>>55759736
>drinking pee
>he doesn't worship pee

>>55756863
So this is how India becomes a superpower.

>>55756863
Time to buy

>must show penis

Are women implicitly barred from participating in this wealth building opportunity? Is the glass ceiling in crypto real bros?

Pretty based if you ask me

>>55759847
Buy more Eth. You’ll feel even better.

>>55759927
Women can cheat too easily. They could put a juice box up their bonus hole and squirt out apple juice instead, gaming the system. Besides, it's clearly about humiliation and women don't have any pride to begin with.

>>55760069
Atom and gala are attractive as well.

>>55760093

>>55757110
effective altruism

>>55760140
>gala
Ride is another solid pick for the metaverse/gaming token, make sure you have some Bitcoin too, there's a legit reason for that.

>>55759847
Planning to grab some DOT and maybe LINK alongside my ETH during this dip.

buy one of those fake wangs people use for drug tests
fill it with apple juice
have a tasty juice and get paid $7k

That's the greenest buy signal I have ever seen. Imagine participating in an industry with enough liquidity, enough people and enough niche opportunities that fucking piss drinkers get their own token + get paid swell. What a time to be alive. Loading up more ETH and KAVA, finna minmaxx on ERC-20 shit.

>>55761860
this
>retards think this is a "new low"
>retards think BR and JP going big on bitcoin is "bad"
>retards think eth having so many new contracts is "bad"
wake up frens

>>55756863
Will I get to make money for pissing on other people? Has my time finally come?

>>55759769
>third_world_bioweapon.jpeg

>>55761860
Can't say it's a bad choice. ETH has the strongest developer community by far so it's only natural that you'd bet on them, even if we keep getting more and more shitcoins on ETH.

More projects that actually bring value to the table = your bags have a much higher chance to give you substantial returns.

>>55761886
>designated shitting streets have reached a whole new level
Jeetbros... I kneel....

>>55756875
>>55756897
this is too fucking funny i can't

god damn crypto truly brings out the worst in people

>>55756863
Hmmm yes these are the interesting use cases I'm always looking forward to the most whenever I think of crypto :^)

>>55761896
h-he's literally me....