/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK MUMU
FUCK BOBO
TLT CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

>It’s all coming together!

>im in the green because of my bonds
so this is the power the boomers used to hold

>>55754052
???

>DXY red
>markets red
So strange

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We got too cocky bullbros…..

Is AAPL kill my roth has a lot of it

what the fuck is this horseshit

>>55754100
Do any of these politicians ever encourage the workers to actually buy shares in the companies they work for? It seems like a no brained to me if they really want to be “empowered”.

I knew my instant compulsive sell of all of my stocks and crypto 2 days ago was worth it.

>>55754145
Baby’s first tightening cycle?

>>55754145
Maybe somebody knows about a false flag op planned for tomorrow or something

>>55754149
What what happen if the employees owned the majority of shares in a publicly traded company? I know it’s a thing with ESOP for private companies.

GO TIME

>>55754117
Yeah I dunno. Got a vix put on that spike though
I might be retarded but I'll find out next week

>>55754167
>tightening cycle
>literally at the end of tightening
we're in the flattening cycle now

Lovely weather ain't it?

Who here a MEXL?

i can't sell options like this
someone call the plunge protection team, stat
picrel is proof of my tribe membership, rabbi Moshe says get your shit together

>>55754083

>buying long duration

Why did the 10y bounce during 2020?

Why didn't the 2y bounce with it?

What were they reacting to?

quick does it look like we're gonna open in the red on monday?
i'm thinking of loading up some SQQQ

>>55754083
They called us boomers
I call them retarded

SACRIFICE ON RAILROAD TRACKS FREIGHT FREIGHT TRAIN COMIN FREIGHT FREIGGT TRAIN COMIN

Just sold all my META NVDA TSLA for 60% gains YTD. Moved in to short term treasuries for another 5%. Eat shit Bobo I won

>>55754169
Some anon posted a lego build of a high school in Alabama on /toy/ the other day. Not saying it’s connected but...

>>10555544

Hmmmm I guess I shouldn't have bought memes. What the fuck does SOUN do anyway

>>55754215
You mean a MEXXican, cabron?

where is the anon who wanted to bet about the close?

i need him to yield his pride after losing this bet.

>>55754178
I guess we’ll never know since most wagies are too stupid to invest. They want all reward but no risk.

>>55754218
Got a great laugh from this. Maybe I’ll try it sometime.

>>55754207
Yes, yes it is fellow bobro

>>55754250
Me?

>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Amznbulls keeping market afloat

>>55754269
yes you said we will pump in to close. that did not happen.

nice gains but unrelated to the bet.

can anyone confirm? or is man off his meds again?

Just came back, Mumu are you okay?

>>55754267
my window too foggy to tell

>Fortinet beat expectations
>-25%
Wat? I know that the P/E is kinda high but come on... is this a good slurping opportunity, my fellow /smg/sissies?

>>55754072
What's the difference between VOO and SPY?

Folks, it's over.

>>55754222
The 2 year didn't bounce as much as the 10 year because the short end stays closer to the Fed Funds Rate. This was around the time the Fed dropped rates to zero. The 10 year is less correlated to the FFR so the bounce was bigger.
You can see how the 10 year started to climb in 2021 and the 2 year stayed flat close to the FFR

Wheres the no DXY correlation faggot?

WTF HAPPENED WITH YIELDS; AHAHHA

>>55754083
120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C 120 C

>>55754234
Oh fuck lego anon is about to go postal...

why now market go down when bonds up??

>>55754317
Did he say anything or just post a cryptic picture? Has he posted stuff before?

>>55754309
Which one?

Cmon last 10 minutes repump it all up, I want to short again

>>55754332
Yeah last picture he posted was a bunch of blood covered, decapitated, Lego children. I'm pretty sure he hot glue'd it too.

And just like that, nothing will ever be green, not a single thing, in any category, ever again

>>55754237
Beside the music recognition app their technology is also used in some cars for voice commands. So kind of like Siri or Alexa but for your car. Sounds like a long hold to me. Not that it’s bad or anything.

>>55754137
The damage is probably already done. There's a massive gap lower but probably need something unexpected for it to get filled quickly. It will probably go back to test 185 next week or the week after. If it gets rejected from 185 sell it it's goin to 150

>>55754281
Memearino is about to blow a gasket. He shouldn't be laughing, but he's laughing!

Let me be absolutely clear: Monday morning SPX will gape down 3%
You will not see these levels for AT MINIMUM 8 years.
You have 5 minutes to sell and avoid disaster.

>>55754382
Fuck yo shorts nigguh

please dont tell me all the rallying this year was just to form a massive double top and shit on us

>>55754306

Compare to 2008 crash.

10 year should not have been rising in the middle of a market crash. The fact that it did was very unusual and important. It means some bond holders actually understood economics and knew money printing takes about 1.5-2 years to manifest in CPI, so they sold their long duration into it. This is what was spooking the bond market, until the Fed stepped in to conceal the problem:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CARES_Act

It will happen again, but even worse. Your hedge is not gonna work out like you think. JPow will fire up the printers for 2024, or his replacement will, and the market knows it. You done been warned, nigga.

Another month of good payroll growth is super bearish. Wages want more pay so we're gonna get more inflation and more hikes

>>55754382
Hey buddy this is Johnny James Roman from the FTC got time to answer a few questions?

when's the last time we had such a nonstop panic sell all the way into close? Usually there's SOME kind of scam bounce in the last hour, not today though

>>55754395
stock chuds have to live through the most recent bitcoin bear market but over the course of the next decade

Cheap weekend lottos to buy before close that exp Monday? Im gonna buy something, make it cheap and quick

>>55754395
What do you think nigga

>>55754332
Nothing really cryptic. Just some lazy twat who wanted someone else to make instructions for his build of James Clemens high school. It was all so mundane that it just seemed weird.

>>55754072
Bros, AMZN beat earnings so much, why is everyone selling and shitting on the markets?

>>55754317
Not me fren. I’ve got too many future gains and dividends to look forward too.

see you on monday
have a great weekends

I love investing like a chad and not trading like a retard onions cuck. This is a great time to buy cheapies!

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

You too

>>55754310
what happened with yields? Any maid waifu graphs showing the lines?

>>55754378
It's a fweak show people!!! Bidenstein is crashing the economy and I'm laffin lions Buy my Corvette.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55754426
Recession coming

>>55754458
I got heemed, but, I am shoveling more coal onto the fire.

>>55754426
>one juggernaut of a company does good
>”OMG GUYS THE ECONOMY IS FIXED! BUY BUY BUY”
Amazon is the Sears of our time, they will weather and defy multiple crashes.

>>55754459
> id duck dick yo
Accurrate

kek, bloomberg is blaming AAPL

>>55754466
Yeah, average down to 3500

why is the market down on nose news?

>>55754396
>Your hedge is not gonna work out like you think.
Yes it will because I fully expect double digit inflation by 2030 and I'm prepared to sell. I will sell all my treasury bonds when yields panic crash. I'm not waiting around for them to spike back up after the government announces a 100 trillion dollar stimulus package

>>55754488
Do you really want to know?

>>55754488
Literally everything is grossly overvalued.

>>55754481
>kek, bloomberg is blaming AAPL
today is literally amazon doing its best to save us from apple shitting itself

>>55754459
>>55754468
So basically we are on a permanently high plateau right now?

>>55754458
good

all positions green and i guessed the sour hour correclty.

The ZN rebound is overblown.
Yields will rise.

How much longer are you going to ignore it until it's too late?

>>55754458
A sorta weird day for BOIL but at least it wound up + 1.18% anyway, at bell time.

>>55754396
Bond traders are always the big giga brain niggas. They've been ahead of everything.

>>55754505
>Literally everything is grossly overvalued.
Bonds with maturity longer than 12 months from now, for example.

>Amazon's pe ratio is over 300
>bulls pumped it over 8% today
you growth investors are fucking insane

>>55754508
Oh, this is like with TSLA? Earnings and nothing happens, than 2 hours into the aftermarket it goes down and the next day it crashes.

>>55754466
For the low low price of only 10,000 DOGE, I will give you the perfect anti- heem play for Monday. How much you need to make Monday to cover your loss today?

>>55754458
Cash:+$1152
Funfolio: +4.14%
Overall: +1.11%

Cleared out $AMZN position for a hefty profit and cheese'd it early on the run up and never got back in. Should have closed out my $TQQQ positions on my retirement accounts but I'm just too lazy. They're mostly in cash so I'm in no rush. Watching it dump though was fun.

>>55754396
Don't forget there is a massive corporate bond bubble that the fed is going to solve by just buying it out when it crashes. They already were willing to buy the bonds the banks were holding.

>>55754533
I am going to laugh so hard if it dumps in after hours

ALABAMA FOOTBALL WOHOOOOOOO

>>55754237
>>55754354
>Sounds like a long hold to me.
oh no no no no no AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55754522
A 50% retracement after an x6 since 2008 is not a crash, BTW.
It would be a strong correction but well within the confines of...
...
WAIT FOR IT
...
>NORMAL
>MARKET
>BEHAVIOR

>>55754458
Great. I'm all short so it all clicked together very nicely today. This morning was nervy though.

>>55754411
Scam bounce was in the morning.

I realized that all of the stocks I'm watching are entirely tech, how do I even start learning about what to watch for in other sectors?
How do I diversify properly? just buy SPY?

I got a bad feeling next week and maybe the rest of the month will be crabbing and dumping. Loading on puts just in case.

>>55754532
I wish I had a japanese wife with cute long feet and hitomi tanaka sized tits. Because then at least I would have someone to keep me company when the USA financially collapses.

@MUMU
If you haven't noticed, good news is bad news now. And bad news is bad news. The tables have turned.

>>55754458
>-0.36%

>>55754584
>when you control for gdp we're at a record high
>it wasn't even this bad after both world wars

BUY LOCKHEED

>>55754490

It will spike long before the gov announces anything. Your competition is Blackrock, Vanguard, other central banks, and billionaires. They have an inside line to congress and they will sell before you.

We've also had too many of these crash -> print cycles. The market has been trained that the second-order effect of a correction is printing and inflation. It is entirely possible that TLT will crash with that broader market this time, and you will never get your panic crash in yields but instead a panic spike, and you will be just as trapped as the mumus sitting in SOXL.

Short duration bonds (less than 2y), cash, index shorts. Those are the only safe plays I see.

>>55754458
+1.78
no complaints

>>55754458
snibbs I kneel

>>55754602
what percent of vanguard is active vs passively managed?

>>55754581
SQQQ

>>55754595
bruh, is that really from the shitty mermaid movie? I don't want to watch it but BRUH

This is it, the turning point. Mumu you've had your fun, but it's time to cash out, take a seat, and let the big boy bobo's take charge. It's over.

>>55754294
I slurped, will see how it goes

vix computer overheated

>>55754602
TLT is still about 25% overvalued at the moment.

>>55754602
>It is entirely possible that TLT will crash with that broader market this time
Not gonna happen until later in the cycle when the government promises stimulus at every slight downturn. That's when we'll see negative payroll reports cause spikes in long term yields. But first we have a deflationary recession and yield crash
>Short duration bonds (less than 2y), cash, index shorts.
Majority of my portfolio is bills and 2 year notes.

>>55754639
>But first we have a deflationary recession and yield crash
fuck off, snydumb

>>55754621
So my degenerate calls I bought at the bell will print Mon? I'll dump em after the 30 min fake poomp then switch to shorts and go swim drunk in the lake. How bout that?

You're laughing? Boomers and elderly are losing their pensions and retirements, and you're laughing?

Crypto market about to get hit in the face real bad. COIN is not the worst offender, but easy to short. Would prefer to short Binance, but it is what it is.

>>55754639
When stimmies/ubi? When is your best guess?

>>55754620
Disney's stock is down 19% this year lmao

>>55754639
>simulus is going to cause yields to spike
fucking how, its the opposite

>>55754662
Next week is going to be fun.

What a boring ass day. Pick a damn side. Either we are green and climbing or red and falling.

>>55754661
Right now I'm thinking a deflationary crash end of this year or early next year directly followed by an inflationary cycle with infinite stimulus

>>55754678
whats next weak do tell
they are almost at 50% of their all time high 3 years ago

is holding AMSC a good idea? I bought at 11.35$.

>>55754694

>>55754701
If the superconductor thing turns out real, yes. It doesn't matter if this company isn't best positioned to take advantage of it, the market will pump on retard strength from retail FOMO and shilling due to the stock name.

>>55754685
You're born after 2000, right?

>>55754639

>when the government promises stimulus at every slight downturn

I really think we're already there, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Some of the bond bulls are really dumb, but more and more of them are wising up. Even Lacy Hunt finally admitted the Fed printed money in 2020, which I never thought he would do. Now we just need Snider to capitulate.

>first we have a deflationary recession

Agree, and if your mostly in bills you should be OK and I'll stop nagging you about it.

>>55754661
>when ubi
2049

Tfw you make a shit ton of money at work with $TUP. I keep a 9-5 to stay humble (actually I'm an architect and trading is just a hobby) so I was watching this today. It didn't go as high as I was expecting but there was a lot going on. Can't wait to see what it does Monday. I sold a lot for some profit and held on to a little bit just in case it continues its upward trend, though with their earnings report due soon I am wary of what it might do. Plus it's fucking Tupperware. They have great products but due to that, they can only sell so much because people don't replace their Tupperware constantly. I still use my grandmas old stuff rom the 1970s.

My other plays today were:

$TDS. It closed at +87.85% today which was bretty gud.

$BDRX closed at +25.49%. I hate biotech because most of them are awful and take years to get anywhere, but for some easy mode day trading they can be nice.

$AAOI closed at +67.07% so I made a bit there.

$USM closed at +92.91% but I haven't sold any of it as most analysists are giving it a hold rating.

$DFH closed at +26.90%. Didn't sell because I forgot about it so hopefully it's steady next week. It's related to real estate so...kinda sketchy to hold on to that given the fucked up housing market right now.

BEAR or BULL for PLTR earnings?

>>55754601
Done

>>55754705
>little mermaid barely made $564 mil
>it cost $250 mil to make and $140 mil on advertising
i cant wait for the numbers

Looks like I was right

>>55754561
It will be a crash in literally everyone’s eyes except for the most delusional mumus

>>55754739
Go shill your bags somewhere else, bitch.

>JPMorgan, $JPM, does not expect a US recession this year anymore

Bros, do you think shit will hit the fan in fall this year? I reckon September and October will be the time that a major colossal fuck up happens to stocks, commodities, dividends, etc.

>>55754678
If they want to use black girls instead of redheads, then fine whatever. But for Christ's sake, can they at least TRY to make them look attractive? There are blacks that are pretty damn hot and yet you never see that in tv/movies these days...

>>55754760
Theyve lost monies on everything basically. Even the parks, which are the backbone, are at low attendance.

>>55754458
Very good thx.

>>55754760
>baby movie

>>55754739
>he didn’t catch the 240% pump with MF
despite you gloating, you’re ngmi

>after hours +.01%

My neck hurts from this whiplash. Is KR going to $50 next week? I need a pullback to buy more.

TUP still up. going for beers - maybe antique Pabst Blue Ribbon in honor of biz

>>55754774
If they were hot, it wouldn't be inclusive again. That's another issue.mxgmv

>>55754765
>two more weeks

>>55754705
Disney earnings will shit the bed. That writers guild strike also must be pissing investors off so much too. Even cartoon animators and sfx workers joined it.

Guys why are we crashing Monday I though all the old money was vacationing in August you lied to me AGAIN

>>55754814
the united state economy literally cant crash retard

>>55754804
Probably, yes.

>>55754792
You're supposed to slip your straw underneath your mask while you drinking, CHUD

>>55754814
Idk what Jewish holidays are soon? Or is this a Jewish year or what? Baggie fill me in on the tribe strategies

>>55754789
>MF

;_;

Yeah...I actually didn't see this until like 16:50 when on the train home and by then I was too busy watching other stuff.

Is it worth getting in Monday? I don't really trust chink companies but if I can make some money off of them I'm in. Closed at 1.9800 which isn't too bad an entry point for me. Still has a buy rating, not that it matters for day trades. Not like I'm going to go long with the chinks.

>>55754772

Better luck next time, anon.

>>55754808
> grabble media wagies
they don't need u - cause got AI

>>55754774
>then fine whatever.
Thats the kind of thinking that got us into this mess.
>>55754808
last earnings shareholders were straight up were asking bob to stop and he just said they dont care and want to be on the right side of history.

>>55754837
We’ve got rosh hashanah and yom kippur coming in September. Explains why its a red month. But those are the next holidays as far as I can tell.

>>55754801
Oh yeah, that inclusive money bullshit. Anyone got that larry fink ESG meme image? I can't find it.

>>55754852
Unless Disney somehow gets another renaissance era, that whole company is fucked. Literally gonna have bombs worse than Black Cauldron.

>>55754865
What is that saying, buy rish Hashanah sell yom Kippur or something like that? Last year was shemitah year if my memory is correct. How does it go?

>>55754852
>asking bob to stop and he just said they dont care and want to be on the right side of history.
KEK, pull all the money out.

>>55754763
Hey that was my screen shot you replied to kek

>>55754871
Got ya

>>55754895
I have no idea, I’m not jewish. But it sounds like something that might work.

>>55754814
It's a jewish holiday on Monday, and they all temporary pulled their money from the stock market in observance.

Not even downgrades can stop the bulls

>>55754072
Does anyone have a bigger dick than this man? Always right, never wrong. The hero we got but don’t deserve. Bac ftw.

>>55754903
kek it was actually another image showing pictures of an ugly girl = +100 esg. Then an attractive white girl = -1000 esg with fink pissed off.

So what happened. I was making money until 2 hours before close. Someone please tell me I'm not going to lose a significant amount here.

>>55754936
> Someone please tell me I'm not going to lose a significant amount
I wish I could. I’m sorry fren…

>>55754936
What are your positions that you are concerned with?

>>55754958
If AMSC loses steam then I'm gonna be out my lifetimes earnings in the stock market lol

>>55754901
Yes, and I was correct, although you could argue it was 50/50 chance.

>>55754852
I know what I'm gambling on when Monday opens

>>55754973
Something about egg and something baskets. Good luck bro

>>55754901
We also are at 17,77, almost perfectly drawn LOL

>>55754973
>ASMC
Memestock player, gl hf GG

>>55754814
It’s highly possible we’ll be down further at open, as these big moves down usually continue into the next day, however the core inflation report is on Thursday so to me this spells lots of crabbing. The big wild card over this entire month is the credit downgrade

>>55754852
> last earnings shareholders were straight up were asking bob to stop and he just said they dont care and want to be on the right side of history.

Bobros…

>>55754973
Redditors haven't even piled in yet, just hold and you'll make it.

>>55755006
>>55755020
you think I could hold forever? will it ever go past 11.35$ again? I hope lk-99 is real or the company does well. I think I might hold forever bros.

>>55754871
I'm convinced ESG is fake, there's no way even with all of Blackrock's funds they can make up for all the dumb shit companies have been pulling the past decade or so

>>55754635
According to what calculations?

>>55755020
Where's the reset button on this damn controller bro? Hello-? Uh, it's not doing anything. What do?

>>55755033
alright bro I'm a little stressed, but I'll hodl.

verification not required

>>55755026
Worse yet they have to cough up like 9.2 billion to buy hulu. But I think that wont show until q 4th or first quarter of 24.

>>55755024
I bought Thursday crab spreads to close out wed

>>55755051
Alt+F4

>>55755041
They could when the cost of money was cheap. But thanks to this faggot, the notsees are winning! See that hand signal? He's literally a white supreemacist!

What happened to $30 SOXL? Why? Why must I feel pain

>>55755080
That's what happens when you trust Lum.

>>55755080
It'll come back don't worry

Gonna go all in on apple next week as it continues its way down

>>55755080
>buying and holding onto old and busted semi-conductors when the new hotness room temp conductors is going to bring into a new age

>>55755105
SOXS it is.

>>55755105
What are they gonna do with all that liquid nitrogen at CERN?

>>55754973

Try diversifying or just go to a casino if you want to gamble.

>>55754865
>Interesting seasonal trend!

>>55754973
Its been like 2 days of red. Grow some balls. That shit will hit 40 easy.

>>55755120
anon, you’ve heard of gas chambers..

>>55755123
>It’s the Day of Atonement so my hedge fund won’t be shorting any stock today!

>>55755131

Qualcomm: B. Qualcomm reported a 16% year-over-year increase in revenue for Q3 2023, driven by growth in its Embedded and Data Center segments, which include its AI products and services1. However, its handset chip sales, which account for the majority of its revenue, declined 25% year-over-year due to the weak smartphone market1. Qualcomm expects its AI revenue to grow at a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 25% from 2021 to 2026, reaching $20.8 billion in 20262. This implies that Qualcomm is confident in its ability to leverage its on-device AI leadership, its hybrid AI architecture, and its 5G connectivity to enable new intuitive experiences and interactions for consumers and businesses. However, Qualcomm faces intense competition from other chipmakers, such as Nvidia and MediaTek, in the AI and 5G markets, which could limit its growth potential.
AMD: A. AMD reported a 16% year-over-year increase in revenue for Q4 2022, driven by strong demand for its CPU and GPU products across various segments, including data center, gaming, PC, and cloud2. AMD’s data center revenue, which includes its AI products and services, grew at a CAGR of 30% from 2020 to 2025, reaching $9.2 billion in 20253. This indicates that AMD is successfully competing with Nvidia and Intel in the data center and cloud market, as well as innovating and scaling its AI solutions for PCs, gaming, and other segments. AMD has a broad roadmap of high-performance and energy-efficient products for AI training and inference from the cloud to the edge to endpoints4, which could enable it to capture more market share and revenue in the future.

Lmao mumu.
Awfully cocky this morning mumu.
Funny how you were claiming victory this morning mumu.
Mumu, are you ok?
Mumu.. are you ok..

>>55755073
Kek Powell really is based

Alright, fess up. Which one of you fuckers did this at 1PM today?

>>55755192
I too, am a little sad, I must admit.

>>55755123

yeah but that adam sandler is pretty funny though

Remember this morning when you were claiming victory mumu?
Remember this morning when you tried to brag that we were up 1% and that bobo was kill
Remember when you had the memory of a goldfish and disregarded the entire bearish thesis, just due to a little normal, healthy retracement price action?
Remember this morning when you were shouting from the rooftops that you had won?
Bobo remembers.
And bobo will not forget.

>>55755192
Interestingly enough, 1pm on Jul 27 was THA FUCKIN' TOP.

>>55755225
his humor is disingenuous. you can tell he's trying to appeal to a particular audience in his movies in order to make the maximum profit.

Another day. As it seems to be the case anymore I do most of my actual uh work when I get home. Wife asked me put together some outdoor lights. But its all good. She said she'd "reward" me tonight.

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

just DESTROYED a sleeve of Ritz

This is why we dipped. It's over.
https://vocaroo.com/1312onLpZ8G3

>>55755272
A gf

>>55755240
nope, it was the morning session same day (27th) 4607 SPX, pic related
I know, because I called it within 2 points, after ECB decision caused dollar trade to die, killing one of the key pillars supporting equities
>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677883
>this is the moment that the dollar trade has switched from bullish to bearish; the fundamentals behind the dollar falling just got crushed by ECB
>SPX 4,605
>NQ 15,728
this is the top. the rally will not continue as the dollar reverses. you will wonder why - why is the market falling after great earnings?
this is why. expectations for ECB policy are now declining, dollar shorts must unwind, euro longs must unwind

>>55755240
to be fair, there was still a good trade here and even after there you could still theoretically at least break even if you bought the dip after.

anyways, what happened? i was busy in my career today (i don't want to call it wage slaving because i actually have a good job that i like and pays really well).

>>55755272
same old

>>55755272
dirty martini on the rocks

>>55755073
>But thanks to this faggot, the notsees are winning! See that hand signal? He's literally a white supreemacist!

Okay I'm gonna remind you of this now and you're not gonna like it.

Today literally confirmed all the technicals are set up for a correction. QQQ closed under 371.53 meaning it's now primed to dump all the way to 363 at least. No potential positive catalysts in the horizon, more fed hikes are incoming, economic data won't give you anything to hold on to as you see the numbers slip across the board.
TSLA is fucked. MSFT is bleeding, APPL is bleeding. Amazon won't be able to sustain the gains for much longer when it's surrounded by a burning market, just like Google.
Hope you booked your profits when you had the chance, if not, pray for a dead cat bounce and get out ASAP.
You were warned.
You will not listen.
You never do.

>>55755272
is Frasier good?

>>55755276

I LOL'd

Fuck you

>>55755282
That was the Jew top, mine is the goyim one!
Very interesting, and fuckin' excellent call you made that day. Apparently you legit know your shit to some breddy gud depths and breadths.

>>55755272
white zin

>>55754745
Bear. CEO is a retard and this stock has always been ridiculously hype cycle.

>>55755318
why do you like boil so much?

>>55755299

I thought the protestors were all retarded but lmao if she really said this. This nation is run by absolute fools. What a pitiful nation Canada has become.

>>55755318
we'll see if I was right in the long run, too early to say - at least interim top for 1 week has held out.
if market continues higher at the same time as dollar continuing higher, then I'm clearly wrong
one day does not make a trend

>>55755272
Wild turkey rare breed neat kind sirs

>>55755310

No.

>>55755240
BOJ KILLED THE MARKET

>>55755272

a decent scotch, neat

>>55755299
Since when is honk honk Heil Hitler? It is in regards to clown world. I don't think it has nazism engrained into it. Yes 4chan uses it, but it's not inherently racist and even if, not really tied to Hitler.

>>55755305
You're probably right

All the money is going to flood into oil now r-right?

>>55755407
Ironically the worst outcome, cause high oil with high rates = recession and no way out. If you cut rates, oil goes higher.
Saying this for 1-2 months now, August CPI and following will suck thanks to that

>V SHAPE RECOVERY (fuckin mumus)

Now I don't feel so stupid putting my savings into MMF

>>55755407
soon cunny.

>>55755423
The SPR will save us

>>55755337
It's the closest anything comes to me being able to somewhat understand how to trade besides boomer longing.
>>55755342
I'm going through and reading more of your posts in that thread as I get time, either way you slice it there seems to be some very worthwhile insight/considerations in them. I don't expect to grasp much of it but will take whatever bits I can. I am grateful to have you as a resource among us.
>>55755370
Yeah, I recall Anons saying that at the time. I don't understand all of that kind of thing but gave pause when it was being proposed.

>>55755407
next two months-month and a half could be lit

>>55755460
At most he will

So are we just going to not close the 4120 gap on S&P?

>>55755479
Never going to see 4200 ever again, bobos euphoria over a slightly down day if proof of this.

>>55755479
you've kept bobos on a chastitiy belt edging but never getting to cum for months
it's about time for you to wear it now

>>55755509
What in the fuck?

>>55755389
Since 4chan decided to make it so. Just like the ok hand signal was made into a white power symbol. These idiots just don’t know when they are being trolled anymore.

>2.3% correction on SPY over the past 5 days
>bobos euphoric
lol, lmao even

>having the best time
>love you
what did she mean by this?

Shit there's even more gap at 3950.

>>55755563
Means its time to invest in tulip futures.

>>55755341
>but lmao if she really said this

anon, you're literally watching video of it. you could google it in 2 seconds if you wanted.

>>55755389
you weren't around for the Canadian Truckers clown show, i take it? don't know that Trudeau is a literal psychopath?

>>55755310
yes, it's super comfy and mogs Seinfeld

Tech sector is literally the avengers jerome is thanos endgame is the end of jeromes term as chair and retail is the audience

>>55755654
ok but which stock is iron man?

Is a weekly engulfing candle at the top bullish or bearish?

>>55755571
>be worth $740 million
>still eat at Denny's

what's even the point of making it? i'm upper middle class as fuck and I wouldn't be caught dead at a Denny's (outside of Japan (not for the food)).

>>55755545
Only vocal twitter addicts give a shit about any of that. Remember only 20% of people even have Twitter and 1% of users are responsible for 99% of posts. Most people truely are not aware of the drama nor do they care. They are as mind broken as your average pol poster

>>55755650
History is quickly forgotten, the retards will probably vote for him again anyways. And even if they dont the rigging wont be noticed because of the silent majority.

>>55755663
LMT obviously

>>55755652
give me a youtube clip of its excellence to convince me. you've got 3 chances, 3 strikes and your out. link me to 3 vids that proves what you say.

>see /smg/ complaining about a red day
>check portfolio
>up 1.7% because of crude oil and AMZN

>>55755650
>10 new posts
I was around the canadian trucker thing, but didn't know they were repeating Honk Honk and that politicians interpreted it as Heil Hitler. Makes it even weirder since truckers can actually HONK with their trucks.

>>55755663
>ironman
apple, has all the fancy toys and everyone wants to own apple like everybody watches ironman

>>55755675
There is nothing wrong with Denny's other than the insane margins you expect on breakfast food at a restaurant.
wtf is your problem?

If only you knew how different it was this time.

>>55755675
Even if you were a billionare, you would still eat goyslop from time to time.

>>55755692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AOc0RBl5xQ

>>55754732
2 year notes near 5% have the best risk-reward of any asset right now. You can't lose unless we get an inflationary black swan event like Biden pushing for reparations. They'll perform well both with sticky inflation and deflation. I have about 25% of my portfolio now in TLT and intermediate bonds as my risk play

>>55755671
just a dip buy buy buy line only ever go up

>>55755671
Lets just say that spy reaching 200 by the end of the year is a conservative estimate.

>>55754674
It depends on the stimulus. The government sending out checks to everyone is different than the Fed suppressing bond yields. Imagine unemployment starts to spike and in response the government creates a massive "unemployment reduction act" that does nothing but fuel inflation. That's how you get worse economic data leading to higher yields

>>55755671
Just cooling off for the next rally

>>55754720
No. If you don't own treasury bonds lower your tone when taking to me

>>55754720
No. If you don't own treasury bonds lower your tone when talking to me

>>55755748
>>55755724
NGMI

>>55755831
I am in fact going to make it.
You are just a big weirdo

>>55755710
yes, the point is that the Left is currently insane and paranoid beyond belief. they'll lie cheat and steal to push their agenda, they have no morals because they're nihilistic. Canada doesn't even have any sort of a nazi tradition, or confederate flag, it's all bullshit to distract you from the true fascists like Trudeau and his ilk.

>2021

>>55755839
anyone who eats at Denny's isn't going to make it, by definition. taylor "flat ass" swift can take the hit because she has so much fucking money, but you don't you piece of shit.

>>55755272
a japanese wife with hitomi tanaka sized tits

>>55755855
Weird people cope in the weirdest ways over being weird. Stop being weird and go eat at a Denny's

>>55755831
probably, i've been trying to cut back on goyslop but damage might already be done. I only go out like 2-3 times a week now.

>>55755272
I'll give you a nickel.

>>55755710
>canadian trucker thing
Those were good times. I got every sock puppet account of mine banned from reddit before it was all over. I hope train horn chad is doing well these days. Anyone want to buy my TRP bags?

>>55755749
okay that's 1. im intrigued.... but not convinced.

>>55755869
taylor swift can take a -100 million hit and still "make it". you can't. you're now in massive debt. how will you ever recover? not by owning DENN that's for damn sure, kek you must be embarrassed!

>>55755736
Same as it ever was.

>>55755902
I am indeed embarrassed. I got a grandslam with bacon and now I am in the poor house.

>>55755857
do we know if they ever got married?

>>55755885
the fascinating thing to me, as a spectator, is whether or not those people actually believe it, or if they know they're lying for the cause and don't care.

>>55754739
not only kick ass, BLESSED, but kick ass train you've posted there, too.

>>55754072
There's going to be some massively bullish news this weekend that will wipe out bobo guaranteed

>only 36% of my portfolio is in US stocks
this is a weird feel

These last couple days have been dumb as fuck. Real 2022 vibes going on. I've been looking at the 1 and 5 year charts over the last month and saying "lol it looks like they're going to have to drop some retarded spooky headline soon" and son of a bitch, would you look at that Fitch announcement. Suddenly a bunch of faggot bears show back up and short everything, justifying shorts on neutral or even good news by spinning it all back to some shit about muh inflation muh rate hikes. Everything that's worth something just went from technically overbought to technically oversold in one trading session. Gee I wonder what happens next??

I bought FVL.to at 0.52 in 2021. Am I fucked?

>>55756105
>amazon pe ratio over 300
>it pumped 8.5% today
this is what you call a bubble
it worked when interests rates were 0.25% and people were willing to buy bonds at negative real yields
but now corporate bonds are above 5%

that eats into a companies margins so badly

>>55756105
What if the most expected/predicted recession in history doesn't actually happen?

>>55756087
>]

>Room temperature Superconductors
A reality
> Western Mongolia
Collapsing
>Pajeets producing garbage at stupidly low prices
Deflation on its way
>Sheiks diversifying their wealth
Endless funds in USD
> my optimism
Boundless

>>55756140
Recessions don't happen when they are predicted. We have been waiting for a recession for years and it simply hasn't come. It is all about black swans

>>55756132
>muh peepee ratio
Get fucked with that shit, it's never been a good indicator of whether or not a company or market will fail. In fact, companies with "high" p/e ratios have actually done historically quite well. Also, Amazon unironically runs a good business whether or not you like them, so they should be worth a shit ton of money.

>muh high interest rates
Lol interest rates are historically low and continuing their centuries-long downtrend to zero. Only Econ 201 retards who can't stop regurgitating economic theory that was written before the internet existed think interest rates are "too high".

>>55756132
Amazon doesn't give 2 shits about profit and neither should you, they are worried on acquiring assets to control everything in key sectors while they play with their payment conditions to get infinite free cash flow to spend on more growth.

>>55756140
That's the thing, every single move has been telegraphed since 2020. Retail bears want you to believe that the smartest people involved in finance have no idea what they're doing and somehow can't or even won't avoid barreling straight into a recession

>>55756168
>>>55756132
Why is Mumu so mad? Did you buy multigenerational top?

>>55756188
Nah I'm still up 130% for the year but a bunch of faggot bears definitely keep trying to short bottoms

>>55756178
2008 still happened. The difference is that there is no clear unequilibrium except on small things like the crypto bubble. Growth has been slow and steady for over a decade and things look to be the same for the forseeable future unless some retard tries to apply harsh austerity measures

>>55754852
>New Haunted Mansion movie came out
>never heard about it.
>Haunted Mansion's Budget Is Reportedly $157M not including advertising
>Made $38 million world wide

Disney is something to be shorted to the ground as they are killing everything the touch.

>>55756219
Disney business is merchandising, lobbying and licesing. Movies are a meme to promote more sales of their core business

>>55756234
Don't they also have some tax tricks to get a lot of deductions? Also doubles as a money laundering tool.

>>55755962
i miss the days when white people with white horses ran things.

>>55756219
Brah just like all humongous corporate entities they write that shit off as a loss while they rake in mountains of cash from other things like streaming services or licensing. A chunk of that $157M is probably "travel expenses" to exotic places and fancy clothes and dumb shit.

>>55756211
I think the financial sector has colluded well enough with the political sector at this point to avoid things like 2008. We've seen it happen multiple times since the pandemic, they just come up with some new rule literally overnight and make shit disappear

>>55756219
Yeah I only just heard about it yesterday. Theyve had a problem with advertising because everyone pays for streaming services without adds, thats why theyre launching a disney+ with adds.
>>55756234
merchandise sales are at all time lows outside of park crazy peoples that want the stupid popcorn buckets and stuff.

>>5756332
>>5756332
>>5756332

>>55756132
>pe ratio over
Pe ratios have been in a bubble since like 2012. its a broken metric now.

>>55756219
That's what they deserve for putting over the wrong guy in Endgame.

>>55756332
>>55756332
>>55756332
I'M FUCKING RETARDED

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>>55756105
>P/E is just boomer shit that is outdated or not even real