/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do bears EVER get tired of losing?

>>55752432
holy shit is that goat going to be ok?

This is because Taylor Swift saved the economy.

what stocks would Mark Margolis buy if he was still alive?

SDC is the next TUP
you're welcome

Bull Society

>>55752440
no, its a soft landing. Employees willingly agree to not demand more wages that way businesses can raise prices and profits for shareholders.

Hello frens, anyone has the dancing pepe in the middle of a group of men?

>>55752464
kek the absolute state of wagies.

>>55752462
Bullish af but it’ll all come crashing down when people remember there’s an election right around the corner and every candidate is 1000% garbage we’re hurtling towards an absolute shitshoe

>>55752448

>>55752451
Oil's now gushing more than her last night.

>>55752454
reddit bros are all in RAD bruh

>>55752494
The government can't imprison us all. Our forefathers knew that, but we believe glowniggers will somehow be able to stop us when they can't even overthrow a shithole country. Become ungovernable.

>>55752494
C O P E

My calls are down. I’m almost tapped out. How is this economy thriving? Maybe I should double down now, lose it all if it goes wrong then never day trade again.

nothing can stop this inflation-fueled bull market

Your literally losing money not putting it in stocks right now

BOIL

>>55752496
Fucking Christ I don't know if I can handle another election cycle.

>>55752507
Lookup what Mao Stalin and Bolsheviks did to people that were inconvenient.

my soxs is FUCKED

>>55752529
good.

>>55752472

Wow

>>55752503
It took a lot longer than I thought but it is finally looking like I will make the big dollarydoos off my OXY bet.

>>55752529

looks like the crab is crabbing back brothers

>>55752510
If you would’ve bought underlying stock you would’ve had something to hold onto and could at least cope and baghold. Instead you’ll be left with nothing. Why are you playing with calls?

>>55752544
Establishing higher support

>>55752523
as we are currently talking about political implications that could lead to market failures. One man acting alone in terror can cripple a state. For example the boston bombers caused millions of damages from one singular event. Now imagine if someone targeted utilities, shooting transformers on deserted highways or just inconviencing everyone by just taking a water meter screw and a hi vis vest and started turning off peoples water at random.

>>55752549
Because I already lost bagholding for months.

Imagine believing, genuinely, that the global economy is constantly about to melt down. I feel bad for people who live that way, just smoke some weed damn.

>>55752454
>X is the next Y
Does this ever work? Ever?

>>55752448
>goat
uh that's a llama

mah-mah-mah-money
money

>>55752560
You only lose if you sell (not counting opportunity cost, which is a losing mindset because what’if’s are bullshit) what were you bagholding and what calls are you losing on now? I hope it’s not some leveraged meme shit

>>55752514
Apparently the rig count data was bearishish.

>>55752536
Thank you fren!

>>55752562
Imagine being such an npc that every day u wake up with a system reset and go back to ‘the grind’ lmfao couldn’t be me

https://youtu.be/c0-m3Vaftcg

>>55752562
It is, the illusion of the market is due to Janet frantically hitting the buy button as fast as she can

>>55752562
Well, I am concerned about consumer debt becoming untenable and there being massive defaults. But that's tempered with the belief that Moshe will conjure up some financial alchemy to keep the debt spiral going. AMZN is surviving on add sales and AAPL is meeting expectations based on its service sector, not a good look for a company that claims to develop hardware.

>>55752606
Moshe always wins
get onboard the money train
captcha:TAXJWM

A stock opens in the green let's say at +10%. How can you tell whether it will go up even more or down?
Upwork and Amazon kept on pumping even after opening well in the green, but on the other side Draftkings started going down as soon as it opened, only to get a double top and start dumping, now it's barely at +3% despite opening at +10%

>>55752496
and then it will rally to new highs like after every election

>>55752583

So that’s it then? That was the pump? lol. it’s so over on monday.

>>55752606
>AMZN is surviving on add sales
But that's just not true?

>>55752628
Volume profiles. Also price targets.

>>55752628
The trick is to buy it before it has pumped or preferably after it has dumped. Don't chase pumps like a retard.

>>55752641
Agreed. And that’s the name of the game

TTOO trannies, how are you holding up?

why cant i stop watching JAV

>>55752649
The only one whos going down is you bobo. Maybe you will get lucky and after a bad holiday season things will go down.

>>55752683

>>55752686
Try EAV

>>55752686
Same problem here brother, used to hate it at first but over the years I realized how much better it is than western porn.

>>55752686
Because white women don’t want to have sex with you and as a result you’ve deluded yourself into thinking asian women are more attractive anyway.

>>55752707
many such cases

>>55752683
You’re more likely to win the lottery then make money on bio stocks unless you are or know insiders, tellin you now

>>55752701
I mean it is great if you keep the sound off. I can't get over all the squeaking japs do.

>>55752496
If we didn't crash from sleepy kiddy diddler Joe's stolen election I don't know what will honestly.

Lost the rest of my trading money on overnight puts, transferred money to my broker to buy calls and made it back. All this effort just to break even over a bad trade

>>55752722
God, I managed to run into a few actresses that don't scream and it's the best shit ever. I recommend Maki Hojo.

>longed the daily pico top

>>55752686
>>55752699
Have you guys tried UAV?

>>55752650
Something like 22% of their revenue is coming from advertising. My gut tells me that's sus. Also, they have a new woman CEO. It seems like when something bad is about to happen, companies put a woman IN charge because nowadays you can't blame a woman for anything.

no mercy

>>55752728
We were supposed to but they ran the debt up past 100% so now the crash will be even worse.

back in the green boys
i wanna see you slurp this if you can mumus

>>55752777

>>55752780
>but they ran the debt up past 100%
Boy are you going to be shocked when Uncle Joe wins a second term and blows the debt past 125%

>>55752776
I think they’ve still got a lot of leg room and only trading 5 bucks over “fair” market price. Gun to my head I’d bet against Apple before Amazon, either way you’re betting against normies clown world and meme power bullshit there’s a lot of safer ways to make money

>>55752805
Its exponential, so best add another 0 on the end of that.

>>55752805
China goona go to 600% debt to gdp

>>55752761
I'm not into Ugandan chicks.

any RYCEY faithful here to celebrate our gains?

>>55752839
>China goona go to 600% debt to gdp
China can still go to war with Taiwan to escape the economic hardship that might cause.

>>55752432
Blessed thread. Bobo Snib or Mumu we must protect our local cats.

>bought $100 COIN calls on wednesday when it was $89, expiry sep 15
>check em this morning when it was $91
>my calls are worth 40% less now somehow

jesus fucking christ options are pure scam, bet right and still lose money. sticking to TQQQ and SOXL from now on, honest leverage for honest gamblers such as myself

>>55752941
Obliterated by IV I assume

>>55752941
I've lost lots of money on options, just check your greek exposures. In fact just now

>Hmm... I think CMRX will be big in December
>Already have 1200 @ 1.58, but it's down to 1.12 today
>Buy 800 shares and 10 puts at 1.00 strike (half the downside is hedged, so I should be good in either case of a sharp move)
>Ask price of option is 0.10, for some reason the limit buy was having an issue
>Okay whatever, market buy
>Get them at 0.26
So I basically overpaid by $160, to say nothing of what will happen when my illiquid meme stock doesn't move and the options expire worthless

>>55752969
>some reason the limit buy was having an issue
I think the reason was your broker is a scheister, lol.

I don’t understand why people like to go around talking smack about Apple when Apple holds the keys to the economy in their hand. They could force an iPhone super cycle by reducing product lifecycle length and reducing support for older iPhone models. The data shows that people would rather miss a car or credit card payment over losing their phone.

>>55752913
>implying anyone here is smart enough to buy hold and profit

>>55752969
>for some reason the limit buy was having an issue

>>55752707
Top tier asians > top tier whites > average whites > average asians

i listened to rocker this week and lost $500, foolish me silly me

>>55752451
If Jeanna says it it's true

>>55752830
>>55753004
Both of you are correct . And lets not forget that women 'won't date men who don't have iphones' not since Cecil Rhodes has a company been able to leverage women like that.

Who shorted the literal bottom of long term bonds?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55752432
Alright if you were to un-poor me because you are a bored master of the universe how would you do it?

>>55753019
>>55752993
Well I did 800 shares and 10 puts in one transaction and it had them listed as 1.12 + 0.10 = 1.22 limit buy but the numbers didn't want to go through.
Probably should've just did them as separate limit transactions, since it would've been the same cost either way. I don't know, call it an execution error and move on with my life

>>55753020
Wrong!
Top tier asians > average asians = top tier whites > average whites

Snibby has a hold on the market. Credit down grade is bad. Amazon earns alone can't hold this chitty chitty bang bang market together.
Also what the fuck, guys. I tossed in a long shot application for a job I'm not entirely qualified for and didn't expect a call back. Today they call me and set up an interview. When I apply for stuff I'm well qualified for that would be a lateral kind of job move I get ghosted. Try for something I'm underqualified for and they call me right away? Maybe I should make these long shot applications more often.
>>55753020
this is correct

>>55753053
Stop losing money, simple as

>>55753053
How much do you have? There’s tons of value still trading low buy it and hold

Next week's earnings dropped. Sorry mumu, I'm not seeing anything to stop the golden bear.

>>55753064
>Amazon earns alone can't hold this chitty chitty bang bang market together.
Says who?

>>55753080
>AMC hasn't been delisted
KWAB

>>55753080
PLTR will keep the party going

Reee IEP! I should have sold at 35 when some anon told me to. Cutting the div makes it so useless to hold.

>>55753093

>>55753081
I say. Amazon is no the US economy.

Holy fucking selloff

>>55753118
ITS ACCELERATING

>>55753080
>dis
easy fucking monies right there.

>>55753118
It's our time to shine!

>>55753110
There’s no reason this should be in katakana. “Nani kore” is literally Japanese

Fucking nips

lol "oh shit nothing we thought 45 minutes ago matters anymore for some reason, literally sell everything!" What a dumb couple of fucking days

>>55753118
>>55753121
Gaylords, get a room

Have we started the unheeming?

>>55753132
i love all the little fuckboys in their shitboxes with nonsensical katakana license plate frames

NO.

>>55753132
>“Nani kore” is literally Japanese
Katakana is also used for names, emphasis, or as capital letters
Try again

>>55753146
Bro, are you new to the market? This shit is normal as fuck.

>>55753080
I dont do business with any of them.

>>55753164
>>55753110
The English subtitle is incorrect. It’s in katakana because it’s supposed to be “Nonny Coray”

fuck me i didn't even get to increase my TP it just instatriggered

>>55753108
Sorry bro. I tried to warn you.

wow, what's the news?

Fuckin weebs

>>55753192
NONE
WHATSOEVER

Whats happening!!!

>>55753192
nose news
uh no news

What the fuck is even happening lately. I pulled out 3 days ago over a bad feeling.

>>55753192
Secret meeting with the FEDs showed interest rates increasing +50pt at next meeting

>stock suddenly dumping
surely this isn't because of the impending african war

>>55753192
Some whale just realized t-bills pay 5.5%

>>55753158
These niggers refuse to learn bobro

I went to go work on my truck. I came back in for a little break and what did you guys do?

>>55753250
I went long on LTPZ in my retirement since the real yield hit 2%

>>55753260
I bought 800 shares about an hour ago

Did I just short the generational top today in ES?

>>55753240
Fucking Nigers

>>55753273
Where are you looking to cover?

>>55753240
lmao this can't be the reason.

Looks like I'm getting back on the $APPL train @$185/share. Not bad honestly.

>>55753240
Are they trying to suppress oil price from getting higher?

>>55753282
>4483 should def be hit (I had been aiming for this TP all week)
>4375 mid TP
>4200 stretch goal

>>55753291
You'll be able to get it for much lower very soon, anon.

>>55753300
Sold a cash-secured put on it earlier in the week. Too expensive for me to buy back so I'm going to ride that fucker.

What the fucking shit is going on? Unironically zero new information and yet we're back to 2022 levels of retarded selling

>>55753287
>>55753294
its an unrelated geopolitical event because france controls and manipulates their former colony currencies and then charges them money for this neo colonialism

BUT france gets a ton of gold and uranium so commodities faggots might be interested. plus if america has to get involved in a second front I can see the fed easing up on raising rates

>>55753296
Yeah, I'm looking around the 4475 area, but I'll see how things go the rest of the day if I want to hold for that

>>55753282
>>55753296
to add, I think if we get to 4375, we will make an even larger H&S pattern there on a neckline. Wanna see what price does in the next few days though.

>>55753315
Zoom the chart out, of course

>>55753315
It'll still close green. Watch.

The shit that's been going on today with SOXX is infuriating. NVDA, INTC, TSM, AMD, QCOM and MU all up over 1% and SOXX is fucking down 0.15%. And then SOXL is down 1%. What's the point if none of it actually tracks accurately?

Holy shit. Now I feel like a fucking genius for jumping out this morning. My god.

4 hour pump broken in 30 mins.

BOIL bros?? is it time?

Nice "bull market" you've got there.

Do I sell my SOXL? I've already doubled my money.

>>55753078
3 dollars

-3% eod

>>55753350
If you don't understand how ETFs work then you don't have the right to complain about them.

>>55753323
>plus if america has to get involved in a second front I can see the fed easing up on raising rates
Powell will be the biggest pushover faggot if he does this

I just cleaned up my fridge and threw away 3 month old old salad and cucumbers, 4 weeks old sausages, eggs and bacon and open can of pickles I bought half a year ago. It smelled so bad bros you cant imagine, the mold was disgusting. I'm rewarding myself with booze tonight!

>>55753378
I've been tracking SOXX and its underlying pretty closely for like three years now, and this has to be one of the biggest divergences I've seen

>spy down
>qqq down
>dow down
>dollar down
>treasuries down

what the fuck? what do I buy? oil and rocks?

>>55753323
>if america has to get involved
You know it's going to happen, we already have bases and troops there. The propaganda department just has to cook up a reason. I just don't think that the threat of an African war would cause a dump.

>>55753386
If you look at the breakeven point for all tips they are consistently higher than 2%. even on the 30 year the market is pricing in 2.3% annualized yearly inflation

which is hilarious because that's lower than what got us here

>>55753240
>charity begins at home
based lol, fuck the homeless though they can die.

>>55753164
You will never be Japanese. You’re a nigger

How’s that?

>>55753323
France cant access it because nu algeria and lil niger needs more space

>>55753390
dont mind the grammar Im already drunk af

>>55753360
I did get a long signal on my chart today, so...

you need to find Jesus, Rocker
check Lowe's and HD

>>55753404
trust me, buy oil

Lmao what happened mumu? 90min ago it was all ooooOoOoOoOoOo

>>55753033
you listened to a guy who doesnt even have $500
to lose

thanks for the flash crash JP

>>55753440
I'm already pretty close with my main man gee oh dee

WE'RE RED
I REPEAT WE'RE READ

>>55753390
Good deal. I think there are things in my freezer that may approach a decade old.

>>55753370
But anon, you might be able to triple your money if you hold

>>55753462
>inflation hasn't cool
>student loan payments coming due
>more rate hikes coming
how
fucking how
we gonna change the definition again?

>>55753457
>>55753464
Doom bull is tired and needs a nap.

This market is neither sus nor bus
It's simply mid af

>>55753404
>treasuries down
TLT is up

>>55753430
Light weight anime girls are the type to market sell at a loss right before a pump

>>55753457
Don’t care still bullish and have 28,000 worth of margin to buy more if I was so inclined. I do feel like we’re probably due for pullback though stuffs been euphoric for like two weeks now

>>55752509
This chart is nonsensical, the more extreme your economic views are the more authoritarian you become by default, based on this chart an extreme neoliberal would be on the economic right but authoritarian, which puts them on the same partition as ultra-conservatives. The alt-right would be economic left and authoritarian because of how much they squawk about elites and rightwing populism, which puts them in the same square as literal communists. Retarded.

>>55753478
There has never been a set definition of recession, conservative dipshits spread that lie.

>>55753484

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55753462
>you will never bee a real recession
>recessions are good
>accuutually, this isn't a real recession
>recessions canceled
Oh God

What the fuck happened you faggots. I look away for 2 hours and you dump it 1%

damnit i could have squeezed SQQQ a bit more, took profits too early
anyways i'm out for the day i'm not dumb enough to open any new positions during this clown hour

VIX - new high for the day 16.25 currently

>>55753513
>"yes the economy isn't growing but that isn't a recession. What is a recession? This isn't a recession."

>AAPL

Apparently I can’t catch this knife.

>>55753516
Needed a quick scalp is all

>>55753496
>28k of margin
Anon you shouldn’t be using margin, you could easily dig a hole you can’t get out of.

>>55753488
I'm 100% cash since mid last year actually
the second I buy the market will crash 101%

>>55753496
You really should try not to use margin but if you do then no more than 30% of it.

>>55753552
Ok can you warn me first?

>>55753540
I’m not using it (unless there was I couldn’t pass up) but I make 150k a year I could without a doubt dig myself out, would still hate myself tho

>>55753540
Margin is great as long as you win

>>55753513
All indicators point to soft landing. Fed can cut rates by 1% and nothing bad would happen.

S&P below Thurs low now

>>55753565
Sure, I'll start buying around september or when storage unit anon posts again

Rip my XLU

LOL. Tim Apple getting kneecapped by cnbc-watching money managers for daring to have an earnings call where he didn't spend the whole time jizzing himself over how much money Apple was gonna make 'because of AI stuff'.

I swear these lobotomite boomers have brain-poisoning from media and think this is the 'singularity' and that's all any CEO should be talking about, because they can't separate hollywood sci-fi bullshit from a google-summarizing chatbot.

>>55753570
same idea for investing as a whole
the buffett's core advice is to never lose money

>>55753570
If they call (the margin), just tell 'em they got the wrong number brosephus

>>55753478
>>student loan payments coming due
They're just not gonna pay them, its that simple
>>more rate hikes coming
The labor market is still strong(compared to 2019), we can handle it.

>>55753593
Lower highs....
Lower lows....
Stinky!

>>55753627
Still up. Don’t care. Not selling til election night.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAKE IT STOP, OR AT LEAST USE VASELINE NEXT TIME BOBO, FUCK

mumutards?

>>55753627
lower deez nuts

>>55753641
they were clearly stop loss hunting the bobos before the big drop so glad i held

>>55753606
The history on this behaviour goes back at least a century. It has always been:
>JUST SAY THE BUZZ WORDS SO WE CAN PUMP IT
Don't care about anything else.

>>55753478
Add to that an ever growing number of retirees and social security/healthcare cost are a tapeworm gorging it's self.

oof oomphies

Literally what happened though? This is absolutely vicious selloff on decent jobs, decent earnings (yes even apple), economy is fine and doing exactly what jpow wants.

>>55753670
selloff on absolutely no news
very manipulated market

>>55753670
It's Joever...

>noooooo i predicted a crash every single day for the past 4 months and i was still wrong!!! how could this happen!!! there was supposed to be a race war!!! the us dollar isnt even backed by gold!!!
average bobo iq is in the 70 range

>>55753665
Boomers are starting to tell me to invest in this "new thing" called AI. We are dangerously close to the top.

It’ll all be okay in the end.

>>55753666
also the massive spike in interest payments on our debt
our fucking debt to gdp is higher than when we were in fucking world war 2

>>55753677
Stop being so antisemitic please

Good... Let the selloff continue...

>>55753624
Since federal gov shouldnt be involved in loaning (have you seen their books) and they can't write off student loans they should just sell them to sofi with a 90-95% premium.

>>55753689
but, what if, in the end, it doesn't even matter?

Don't get involved in all that

>>55753670
More experienced traders and bots think this is a good time to consolidate their wins, but will reinvest in the market, perhaps in different stocks, but it will basically average out.

>>55753706
DO NOT support these guys

>>55753684
We should be looking for the next wunderwaffe after AI pops like EVs did.

>>55752432
Are you ready for one of the sourest hours of your life anon?

>>55753641
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSK8jTzl1Kw

IT'S DUMPING!!!!

>>55752432
AMZN bros, we are SO fucking back, this pump made me so much money!

>>55753591
>Fed can cut rates by 1% and nothing bad would happen.

Powell won’t make the mistakes of Arthur Burns. He’ll either continue hiking or stop, I wouldn’t count on a rate cut until late 2024 or maybe even 2025

>>55753624
You can avoid paying your student loans all you want to. You’ll have your paycheck garnished in the process, so good luck with that. For any anon stupid enough to consider not paying your student loans, at least jump on the SAVE plan and pay less. Don’t just not pay them like a dummy

>>55753624
Student loans are what's going to slow down the economy and curb inflation. Some people are just going to bite the bullet and pay the minimum on their loans but a lot are going to default and not pay, in which case they will have their paychecks garnished, which will encourage people to just quit their jobs. The end result of this is,
>Consumer spending dips
>unemployment rises
>inflation cools
>Jerome achieves soft landing

>>55753704
I'm pretty sure made-up fake numbers on a screen might not matter a whole lot then, but for now they do create weird chemical sensations in bloodstream and in my brain

Reminder that the US government is insolvent.

>>55753291
182 now

ok close the markets now

>>55753704

i was thinking yesterday that friday close will be sour

>>55752432
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
More like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAA

>>55753744
By the time they get around to garnishing I can demand a jury of my peers

you're about to witness the tlt go parabolic in the coming weeks

>>55753461
not going to lie, he had some good picks like a year ago before he went mega alcoholic mode. what budlight does to a nigga

>Oh Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>Mumu doesn't know
>Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>'Cause Mumu doesn't know oh

Bobros it's time to feast

Shan't be buying anything besides more Schwab ETFs for my Roth

>America loses aaa rating
>deficit spiraling out of control
>inflation heating back up
>more rate hikes needed
>mumus: wtf y we dumping
This is our competition.

long is slightly green and my hedge got unheemed.

comfy market day

>>55753788
>you're about to witness the tlt go parabolic in the coming weeks
I'm picking up more shares if TLT drops after CPI next week. Global recession is guaranteed

>>55753803
they have the best tips market etf

When cash out? I just scooped this right before Bobo showed up. I don't think I should hold over the weekend, or should I?
$379 QQQ put 08/10

>>55753804
but they told me the pace of inflation is slowing and the yield curve is un-inverting...

>>55753815
wait til close. If we close below lows, we're potentially gonna have a black monday next week.

That’s all you can drop? THIS IS ALL YOU CAN DO?

>>55753815
When you start bragging aka minutes ago

>>55753815
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell.

>>55753804
>long term bonds hit record highs
>"OH SHIT I need to do that too!"
>now yields are going back down cause everyone is buying

>>55753748
You can’t claim unemployment if you quit your job because your paycheck got garnished

>but I’ll just work under the table!

Most of the people who will actively not pay their student loans have neither the skills nor the acumen to work and survive on under the table jobs. There’s only so many off the books restaurant jobs to go around, and they won’t do any hard labor like the illegal Hispanics

>>55753779
You’ll be shocked how quickly the government can take action when it comes to you owing them money

>>55753804
amzn isnt dumping tho?

>>55753670
It’s Jim Brandon’s economy, it’s bidenomics stupid!

>>55753819
>the yield curve is un-inverting...
See but the thing about that is that ain't bullish, historically. It is, in fact, the opposite. Of bullish.

>>55753815
those armenian brothers say to sell at 100%

BUDDY, look at 10 year - 3 month bond computer. Total financial collapse imminent.

>>55753839
When I looked at their chart last night, $AMZN tends to not hold well after earnings. That's why I cleared out this morning.

Besides, most stocks that don't follow when everything is red tends to go red the following day.

>>55753842
wrong
inverted yield curve is a leading indicator for recession, historically.
un-inverting is not bad

>>55753860
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y3M

returning to mean?

I knew this dump would happen eventually, the entire month of August 2011 was red because of the credit downgrade. I should've anticipated it happening at Friday close, but I made good $$$ on calls right up to resistance. It scandalous how they propped this up with Fed Bostic saying "no more rate hikes" and the fuckery with yields/currency/vix

>>55753839
But AAPL and SPY are

>>55753804
Inflationistas are lesser bobos because the Fed can always cut rates to stimulate the economy. QE/ZIRP during high inflation would restart the golden bullrun like in 2020 and 2021.

Deflation enjoyers are the true bobos: imagine a world where the Fed drops rates to zero, starts QE, and the government hands out stimulus checks but we still get a recession. Imagine that QE causes the next leg down by flooding the housing market with more inventory thus causing it to crash. That'll be the 90s Japan style golden bear run

>>55753871
inversion is an indicator a recession is brewing but this can last for as much as it wants to
it's when it uninverts that the recession actually hits

>>55753833
>work under the table
Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of giving up on life and just moving into their parents basement and dedicating their life to moderating subreddits.

>>55753871
As the bond market “fixes itself” everything is simultaneously hitting the fan. At that point we are in the recession, and therefore it is no longer in front of us. O

>bobos are euphoric over -.5%

EMERGENCY RATE CUTS TO -8% WHEN?!?!?!?!?!

>>55753871
>un-inverting is not bad
After extended yield inversion when it starts to level out towards returning to outversion is when line go down real hard. Historically.

>>55753895
The average pleb doesn’t want to pay $20 for a McDonald burger.

>>55753804

No, inflation is definitely coming down over the next year or so.

The Worm of the Abyss has come for its sacrifices

Next week it'll become clear to all mumushits the BEAR MARKET RALLY is fucking over with.
Sell it all. TODAY.

BUY 0DTE's RIGHT NOW SCALPER CHUDS!

>

>>55753871
>wrong
ehhhh he's not entirely wrong un-inverting is bad short term
The un-inversion does indeed signal an economic recovery—but it doesn’t mean we won’t have to get through a recession first.

In fact, when the yield curve un-inverts, it is signaling that the recession is closer (within one year based on the past three recessions). While the inversion says trouble is coming in the medium term, the un-inversion says trouble is coming within a year.

>>55753905
The top is in.

>>55753916
Inflation is bullish for stocks as long as the Fed policy isn't restrictive. Higher prices means more profits. The government can just hand out stimulus checks every week so people can afford them.

My penny stock seven gambling account is down $600 bros from my ath of $3900

Someone check the FED rate betting odds.
Have the quotes for a rate cut at the next meeting multiplied tenfold yet?

I am once again reminding you to invest in population collapse with PGNY

>>55753899
>>55753914
>>55753871
>>55753903
>>55753860

Two Year - Three Month dis-inversion is when the trouble starts. Otherwise just buy the August-September seasonal weakness before the next leg up.

AN INVERTED YIELD JUST CURVED OVER MY HOUSE!

Holy shit. It's a fucking blood bath out there. What the fuck did you guys buy?

MF bros…

>>55753282
Out at 4506, there might be more, but good enough going into the weekend

>>55753970
AAOI

>>55753970
Lidr at .74. It’s now at .43 and I’m down like $400.

This is my penny stock degenerate gambling acc tho

>>55753948
lol nobody is going to afford them and what you’re calling for is basically communism. Deflation is the only answer, Americans will need to go through a few decades of austerity while pumping their military to ensure dollar reserve status and global superpower status. Deflation in America would also kill China forever.

>>55753920
Yeah, we know bobo its all over.
>Verification not required.

>>55753967
just wait until CERN particularly accelerates through your basement

>>55753970
I tried buying a gookfu from a shipping container like you did and next thing I know I wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidney missing. What the fuck baggot you owe me a kidney!

>>55753986
imagine buying the top of dotcom

>>55753986
im so glad I scooped long term tips at the low

>>55754002
What's your blood type, I just so happen to have a fresh one that came on the market last night.

>markets shitting the bed
>my random biomeme is up
I am gonna make it lads

>>55753983
>what you’re calling for
I stated the bull thesis, I didn't call for anything. Deflationary recession is inevitable

No Cramer tonight... It’s over!

Puts at close?

>>55754020
Type O. I'm not paying for the flight and I expect to get to touch your gookfu's rice milkers as repayment.

>>55753948
kek. Or they can just hand the stimmies out to the businesses.

New thread
>>55754072

>>55754052
I'm buying degenerate Mon calls,

>>55754047
lmao con man

>>55754062
It's a match, the kidney is actually at the airport in Lansing right now, they were going to send it to Tel Aviv, because some Jew needed one, but I can have them hold it for you there 10 grand.

>>55753970
I was accidentally right about a trade for once

>>55754045
Deflation isn’t going to be as bad as in the 30’s because money was tied to gold. Deflation in America will probably make life better for the average person.

>>55754186
>Deflation in America will probably make life better for the average person.
I agree

Just came back, Mumu are you okay?

>>55753899
the return to a normally behaving curve is not recession inducing nor does it happen when the recession does

>>55753899
>>55753903
>>55753914
you have to think about what the yield curve means from a practical perspective
an inversion is a leading indicator because it indicates uncertainty in the long term

an un-inversion would signify a reversion to normal expectations

>>55753948
Why not just bring back bread lines while you're at it?