/biz/ - Business & Finance

I see you're all just a bunch of shitcoin scammers who never had a job

Oh look it's this thread again

>>55750459
What constitutes a real business, in your view?

Superconductors

>>55750459
flipping houses

>>55750515
except that blowjob from your mama

>>55750459
african businesses
you can go there with $10k capital and come back years later a multi-millionaire
drawback is that you may be skinned and have your organs harvested

>>55751467
Something that produces real world value

>>55751683
You mean onlyfans then

>>55751715
>You mean onlyfans then
What value does Onlyfans produce?

>>55751683
Then how the fuck is it going to be get rich quick? Even Angel investors expect you to put years into your startup.

Nobody with a business that actually makes money will tell you their real secrets, and if I discovered one I wouldn't tell any of you fucking idiots either, not for free.
The best you can hope for is buying the business off me for a fair price of 12 months revenue, minimum.

Dropshipping is still viable because of the scalability

>>55750459
OnlyFans

>>55750459
crypro

>>55751683
What constitutes real-world value?

>>55751847
>real secrets
Advice dealing with their specific business/industry, general business advice, or that they do illegal shit?

>>55751934

Those three are all the same thing. Fact of the matter is that it's nearly impossible to produce a lifetime of value in a year, you need to take it from someone else. Corrupt kickback contracts, fraud, or good old fashioned gambling are the how more than 99% of people see that level of quick success.

The only people who actually produce that much value in a year are professional athletes and prizefighters. That's the closest you can get to legitimately producing millions in a year; their effort and actions are what puts asses in the seats.

If you're at least 6'0" playing football in high school and going for the NFL is the best thing you could be doing. The league cycles through over 500 players per year, and there's only about 250,000 high school seniors that play. Half of them barely show up at practice and more than half aren't genetically big enough to go pro. You've got a minimum 1% chance of making the NFL and a solid 10% chance at a D1 scholarship if you've got the size and aren't a total fucking slacker.

>>55751934
The real secrets as in, what you need to know to make the business profitable right now. You can go into any existing business model with a ton of capital and still fail (50%+ fail in the first 5 years) or not even break even for years just because you're not ahead of the curve in your business. God help you if you don't even have capital to start.

>>55750459
>>55750515

>Get rich quick schemes
>I see you're all just a bunch of shitcoin scammers who never had a job
Are you ok bro?

>>55751569
What kind of business opportunities in Apefrica? I’d do this. I actually kind of like niggers in Africa. Hard mode: no child trafficking aka adoption agencies sending white Christiana their very own pet negro.

>>55751924
Something that when destroyed or lost, the reaction is not relief or apathy.

>>55751683
Then, look for DePIN-related projects, anon, as they bring real-world value. Check out Helium, Bloxmove, Peaq, Iotex, and Golem. Don't be lazy; learn to be patient.

>>55751924
Something that is not purely speculative. SOmething that you can keep and have an usage for it as opposed to speculative objects like crypto. They are completely worthless and need to be sold. Keeping a bag of crypto is like keeping a bag of air.

>>55750459
MLMs.

>>55750459
Unironically student loans. Just take the money and don’t go to school, in 4 and a half years choose a poorfag repayment plan of $20 a month