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>Be me
>Get hired by Globohomo Inc. part time 25$/hour while doing degree
>Department is all hot late 30’s MILFs and some younger hotties
>I’m the only man there except boomer boss that’s never around
>All of them good at their jobs but know nothing technical
>Solve all their technical problems really fast
>They all smile at me 24/7 every day
>Program some basic scripts that automate manual tasks with Python or VBA
>Fix their workstations
>They all act like I’m some genius
>Every day they bring me cake or something in the office on a plate saying “I need to watch my figure anon but you’re a man you should eat”
>Every time they have some simple problem like their outlook is zoomed in because of mouse or keybinds and I solve it fast they always “anon please never leave”
>Today drove them in the company car because it’s a manual they haven’t used before because I’m a man
>One of the MILFs said “it’s so good to finally have a man around” when we were driving

Lads is this normal? My former job was in a warehouse full of dudes so I have no reference. I just always act cool like nothings a big deal and never show emotion but I’m not used to being around women.

>> No.55744759

It is actually. Just make sure you keep zoned out and don't fuck any of them. Shit will do a complete 180 thanks to all the drama you will generate and you will dread going into work.

>> No.55744777

Did you solve her plumbing problem though?

>> No.55744784
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55744784

>>55744709
Dont shit where you eat anon

>> No.55744787

>>55744759

don't listen to this gay fuck

make sure to fuck several of them, especially if they are married

>> No.55744794

>>55744709
yes its normal, most woman don't really do much at all at the company. a few months later you'll also start to notice how they bully eachother and are nasty behind the back of eachother. a company full of woman is like highschool or lower, kek

>> No.55744795
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55744795

>>55744709
office sluts are the best you should flex your shitcoins on them. I was showing the HR stacy my X ape today and i could feel the moisture from her twat just looking at my dexview

>> No.55744806

>>55744709
check the global twitter trending for XCOM

>> No.55744825

>Be me
>Ape X at 2.5mil
>hodl to 500mil
>Retire in my 20s

Simple as

>> No.55744867

>>55744795
wtf

>> No.55744890

>>55744795
Brainlet here
I don't wanna do my own research, just tell me if I should buy or not

>> No.55746488

>>55744890
did you buy anon? it went from .08 to .14 in like two hours

>> No.55746575

>>55744709
>Every day they bring me cake or something in the office on a plate saying “I need to watch my figure anon but you’re a man you should eat”

They're fattening you up for, well.. you know.. *gulp*

>> No.55746619

>>55744784
>Dont shit where you eat anon

Dude, he is in college, who gives a fuck if he gets fired for fucking some horny MILFs.
FUCK THEM **ALL**

>> No.55746630

>>55746488
ye I boughted a small bag, thanks for the shill

>> No.55746937

Op has a punchable face guaranteed

>> No.55746995

>>55746575
Becoming a fat, ugly manager that rails his subordinates?!

>> No.55747047

>>55744709
I worked IT for a school for a while and all the young slut kindergarten through 2nd grade teachers wanted my hog bad. Heard through the grapevine one of the receptionists cried when I was fired, she always had this one ethernet cable that would pop loose (probably doing it intentionally) under her desk and she'd stare straight into my ass while I was down there putting it back in.

If they're not married go for it bro they're dtf. Just don't be surprised if you knock one up if they're younger like early 20's.

>> No.55747071

>>55744784
What the fuck is happening in that gif?

>> No.55747079

>>55746995
Based ugly bastard chad

>> No.55747083

>>55747071
gluck gluck

>> No.55747116

>>55747083
On a paitent?

>> No.55747122

>>55744709
This was essentially me when I worked in the IT dept for a nursing company, the middle aged milfs used to salivate over me

>> No.55747144

>>55744709
Make no mistake, they will stab you in the back first chance given.

>> No.55747149

>>55746995
They’re reverse architects?

>> No.55747162

>>55744759
just fuck them and get another job after

>> No.55747179

>>55747116
doesn't matter got top

>> No.55747182

>>55747116
ever heard of medical malpractice? people aren't angels

>> No.55747497

>>55744784
l oh l
>https://www.revolt.tv/article/2022-07-12/180009/brazilian-doctor-filmed-putting-penis-in-womans-mouth-during-c-section/

>> No.55747537

>>55744759
not how it works. Once you fuck one hypergmy kicks in and they will all want to fuck you

>> No.55748758
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55748758

>>55747497
>goes to a hospital for birth to get fucked
>really gets fucked

>> No.55748813

>>55744784
Surgeons have really high rates of pschopathy

>> No.55749026

>>55744709
Yeah its pretty much normal.
Most women are literally like children and only know how to scroll around on their phone. Real world problems challenge them.
t. have gf

>> No.55749240

>>55749026
Is she fat?

>> No.55749247

>>55744709
is this a govt job?

>> No.55749251

Test

>> No.55749256

Now you understand that women reward being healthy and that incels are damaged freaks.

>> No.55749282

>>55746937
this

>> No.55749386

>>55744709
Just don't simp to hard, you hear?

>> No.55749549

>>55744709
drop redpills on them, that will show them

>> No.55749620

>>55744709
They are all talking shit about you behind your back.

>> No.55749639

>>55749240
No she isnt.
She has a finance job and knows everything about that matter.
But give her a screwdriver to repair a fucking lamp and shes absolutely clueless.

>> No.55751051

>>55749639
Lol, then she’s a keeper

>> No.55751087

>>55747537
This

>> No.55751819

55744709
>1pbtid