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Bought 5.5K shares of CORZQ today

Producing shit still

Solid BK exit strategy

Investor Relations Team

Shit is gonna rip once it breaks $1

Will apple and amazon bet earnings again? Any pre earnings rumour?

I bought TMF.
Janet Yellen will arrest Fitch and our bonds will be fucking pristine, don't bet against America CHUDS

*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrp*

shieeeet this sour hour sell off

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW /smg/

Welp just found out a guy I grew up with attacked a homeless man and woman with a machete behind a family dollar in Adrian. Just remember folks, however bad you're so doing in life, someone is always doing worse.

>this was the massive dip bobos were hyping up
A nothing burger, again.

>>55734443
in what universe is TMF going to do anything but eat shit

I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.

I've been in put city all year. Am I about to finally see vindication? Mine expire around January 19

>>55734456
Bro I'm up 203.99% on spy puts from this day alone, how is that a "nothing burger"?

>>55734450
This faggot just turned bullish

https://fortune.com/2023/08/01/mike-wilson-morgan-stanley-wall-street-stock-rally-jeremy-siegel/

important to note the market has fallen through the weeks expected move
its going to continue to autosell as firms have to hedge in the direction of the market
this one is the real deal
theres a reason volatility contracted to such low levels and then fitch downgraded america
nothing is a coincidence

Every day oil stays below $80 is a good day

>>55734488
Paper handed Bobo, Mike Wilson couldn’t stand financial media making fun of him, worried for his job and he caved.

I sold at 0.18 ah man

>>55734456
There really won't be another bear market until the dollar regains strength. The US dollar is about as useful as toilet paper right now. Absolutely nobody of importance is holding cash.

>>55734488
We're going to zero, aren't we?

as if this day is actually the start of the biggest stock market crash in history lol

>>55734519
just a correction but one that will be at least 5%, then ath by eoy

Superconductors threatening rare earth metal magnets, credit downgrade, seperate company gets DoD contract, neodymium price flat and ready to proceed downwards.
Yeup my fuckin' MP is gonna turn out to be a pile of shit isn't it. some smart anon please give me courage at this trying time

>>55734482
Please be more specific, at what day and strike price?

They didn't listen

They never listen

The VIX computer

>final hour dump already stopped
So tomorrow’s gonna be green then, huh?

>>55734533
Sorry bro, shits fucked.

>>55734488
he wants exit liquidity
the market is actually very low on liquidity right now
very ugly things can happen very quickly
trust no kike

Holy shit why did I buy TMC
At least I made bank on BPT even though it shat the bed too

>>55734542
080423 446P

>>55734455
dangamighty, machete shit is fuckin' hard core African fuckin' brutal.

>>55734544
Probably another sideways day to fuck anyone out of any options they bought today

Imagine falling for this psyop bear trap

>>55734543
When the chimps hoot and hollar 24/7 it might as well be just noise.

>>55734566
Yeah my friend caught him sleeping in his garage once a couple months back lol. He then proceeded to steal all his bottles and cans out of his garage. Dude was completely normal like 2 years ago. Shit happens I guess.

>>55734577
The sooner you accept the bullrun is over, the better.

Please tell me that boomer Mark Meldrum closed his spy short at the fucking top.

>>55734593
very common effects of methheadism

>>55734595
It's literally a manufactured pullback so they can say "ooo see! it's not a bubble! the market corrected and dips got bought!". This is a nothing burger, The Big One wont happen until a real black swan happens

>>55734600
thats usually how it works
a lot of shorts have been forced out for the last month or so
as soon as they all puke their positions, the market will go down
it's just how it works

*psssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhrt*
Yep.

WTFWT

exit liquidity being pumped in as we speak

>>55734618
Bidding bankrupt companies up 800% is totally a symptom of an organic, healthy market.
Doesn't reek of retail desperation at all.

anyone have some long term OTC stocks they're currently accumulating? please share
mines ABML and AMYZF

>>55734618
>a real black swan happens
you mean like that chink on twink invasion they've had in the works for months?

>>55734626
*glug* *glug* *glug*
ppchaaaaaaaa~

>>55734654
OMHI

>>55734641
Who said it's an organic, healthy market? It is a bubble, it's nowhere near over yet. tomorrow afternoon everyone here will be jacking off to tim cook

>>55734577
Bulls? Bears? Fuck that, I'm here to chew bubble gum and realize some gains.

*DING* *DING* *DING*
how's the bear market treating you, anons?

An anon here shilled TTOO when it was .10 and I was too much of a pussy to buy any

MY PUTS AAAAAAA FUCK YOU MUMUS STOP BUYING ITS OUR TURN ITS OUR TURN MAKE SPY GO BACK BELOW 450

>>55734618
I hope you're wrong

t. permabear

>>55734692
Why would you buy puts on support anon

>>55734641
Umm sweaty? Haven't you heard? Bankruptcy is bullish that's why Yellow freight mooned. Nothing screams "buy me" like telling everyone you're going out of business. Also stocks like TUP that sell products that haven't been popular since the 70's are super bullish as well, especially if there is literally no news about them coming out. It's not our fault you haven't learned the new rules chud.

>>55734657
Idk what it will be but something will blow up. Probably some big company that everyone knows will go bankrupt. Just like 08 when GM and Ford went bankrupt. Normies think that something like that is impossible

>>55734674
It ended. Sorry you missed it, but the party's over. Time to pack it up and go home.

>>55734692
i'm slurping the shit out of this bear ass shit dip day, this is how you win at the market

I bought puts on monday because of this post.
>>55706632

Didn't the US kind of punish the last credit agency that slashed their rating? S&P back in 2011 right?

janet yellen screaming furiously as she mashes the buy button over and over again on the entire stock market

>>55734719
>inb4 tim apple comes out and says we've burned through all our cash and sold 300 iphones last quarter

>>55734516
yes, mike

>>55734737
YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO CRASH AND I BELIEVED YOU AND IM ALREADY DOWN ON MY SPY 450Ps

>>55734737
I for one appreciate the hard working bots and women of the PPT

>>55734747
you bought puts at market support, brilliant
you get the puts after the bounce at 450

>>55734626
I did drink a red bull sugar free first thing in the morning...
send help

>>55734720
I promise you I have way more shorts open than you. I am not bullish. I just know this is not it
>>55734743
kek tim owns the world amazon has way more problems/black swan potential

>>55734761
>"oh actually the market was going to bounce up again!"
I'm reporting you to the SEC for making me lose money

>>55734777
oh no

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

red candle and mumu drinks his piss

>>55734457
In the world where line goes down, but also goes up

>>55734768
>I just know this is not it
Perhaps not, but that was the top. We crab from here, at best.

>>55734807
Spy puts up 127.23% at final bell.

dip shit faggot OP baker didn't link the new thread in the old thread, so you guys missed out on my post and now the market's closed, but I will reiterate. Look guys, I know you guys think I'm always wrong, but here's the thing, the boomers don't even know about the credit downgrade thing because they won't find out until 6pm tonight when they watch special report with bret baier. these are the same boomers who remember what happened last time this happened, and they will all be marching down to their guy's office tomorrow to pull everything out. tomorrow is when the real sell off happens, and you're still early if you've got puts open.

Well, they tried

>>55734807
>-2.17%

>>55734743
It's going to be business as usual for apple earnings. Tim apple is going to come out completely naked for the earnings report, hes going to smugly staring at the audience and say the following
>Here at apple, we don't just make good products, we are changing the way people interact with the world
>you may be wondering why I'm standing here naked with my coin slot hanging out
>As a giant faggot and cuck myself I'd like to introduce to you our newest most innovative product yet
>it's called the iCage
>it's the first AI powered cock cage and prostate stimulator directly connected to Siri
>starting price will be $100k
>Pre-orders sold out before he can even finish his sentence
>a gallon of horse semen is brought out and Tim apple butt chugs the whole thing
>a bunch of BIPOC trannies come out on stage, helicopter their penis' while urinating
>crowd goes wild
>Apple's stock jumps 15% AH

What is this pattern called? 3.59pm $8.85 to $9.23 1 candle

>>55734821
they found out yesterday, bro
it happened at 5 so just in time for the boomer news
you suck at this

>>55734807
>QCOM

>>55734807
PRETTY FUCKIN' SCARY

I'm away travelling and not following the news, but it looks like my portfolio is getting raped. Anything in particular going on?

>>55734821
Retard nigger faggot gorilla
>>55734388

>>55734836
they didn't even cover it. the whole 60 minutes of show was devoted to the trump witch hunt

>>55734807
long got slapped but my hedge worked fine. wish i went all in on that one.

mildly negative day

>>55734853
It's finally happening, that's what

>>55734821
>you guys missed out on my post
Probably better off for that

>>55734857
you're supposed to link it at least 4 times and declare new thread, what the fuck is wrong with you? you think anybody is going to click on a single link?

>>55734858
well either way, now that the markets closed the selling and resume in an orderly fashion as the options markets are closed
and we all know that selling actual stock is whats happening

>>55734807
Cash: -$539
Funfolio: -2.33%
Overall: -3.32%

Fucked up this morning by opening a position early on and didn't cut my loses fast enough. Either way, I'm fine with this outcome. Degenerate ideas did come to mind that would have paid off but I don't want to get into the habit of revenge trading since I'm trying to make a living off of trading options. There's still 21 days of trading left this month so I can make it back.

>>55734853
news happened.

oh my god he's right... boomers havent even found out about it yet
everyone buy an INSANE AMOUNT OF PUTS ON MP

>>55734821
boomers have been posting about it non stop like this is going to be the straw that broke the camels back

>>55734838
Hmmm, you reckon it's a good buying opportunity? Never bought QCOM before and it's kinda looking juicy at this price. They have an overwhelming majority of telecom patents right?

>>55734870
It is? I thought it was happening in 2 more weeks

>>55734807
+9% so around ~$900
my best day yet desu, no meems or fomo
just a setup and execution

>>55734890
Donald Trump to become president at 8pm tonight, Ron Paul is going to make anime real

qualcom down

>>55734890
that was 2 weeks ago, now its happening

>>55734889
My gut says wait.

>>55734874
Nah, I'll keep the one link post to keep your stupid bumfuck ass out as long as possible

>>55734807
I haven't traded in months, I just come here to data mine and shit post

etsy down
this markets fucked

>>55734900
your mom down to fuck

doesnt bode well for tim apple....

>>55734838
Kek, that one's going downhill faster than Steven hawking on a double black diamond route

>>55734928
The market is all about tech.

>>55734807
-2.38 gme and bbbyq

>>55734941
tech is down

>>55734928
Cocaine for wh*te w*men. Bad omen

>>55734807
My covered calls did pretty well

Lol you all bought the top. Again

>>55734937
>america is already as COONSUM as it can get
>student loans are coming
>inflation is fucking everything and making costs more expensive
reminder that america's gdp is 70% consoooming

Can someone help me with a question regarding options? I have a put that expires friday. Does the expiration take effect when the market opens or when it closes on that friday?

>>55734937
I just upgraded my phone from a galaxy s9 to a galaxy s10 for 150 and it rocks, fuck paying 1k for a phone that performs just as well. Everyone's waking up to the fact that tech from years ago will probably last you decades.

>>55734949
Not down enough. Amazon (as much a tech company now as a distributor of chink crap) and apple will beat earnings despite everything rational. Watch.

>>55734963
If you don’t know you shouldn’t be in options

>>55734807
Breddy gud. I went mega short on the open.

>>55734928
Arts and crafts, in THIS economy?

>>55734963
Close unless your broker unloads it before close like 3:30pm

>>55734970
apple set expectations low and guidance even lower
apple will finally come down
amazon is a joke, no one cares about it anymore and amazon has been in a downtrend for a while and will continue going down
basically, its over

>>55734970
They probably will but the fact you don't realize that they can completely tank (especially amzn) even after beating estimates you are in for a funny lesson tomorrow.

>>55734964
I'm still using my note 9, I try to make my shit last 5yrs or more.
>>55734956
nah, i'm an soxs chad, though I bought way too soon.

>>55734807
Sold my puts at open, shoulda held longer but I’m not mad I took profits

fuck semiconductors

>>55735005
you missed the biggest red day of 2023 and youre not mad
lol

>>55734984
Kek

Kekekekekek. Just yesterday everyone in this thread was posting pulls declaring line never goes down

>>55735016
No because I’m not degenerate gambling retard. I made $800 sitting on my ass today and didn’t lose any money. Today was a good day.

Youre laughing? Boomers are losing their retirements, and you're laughing?!

>>55735027
do you not read or watch the news?

>>55735016
Bro made money, could made more money is a good problem to have
A lot of anons btfo today

>>55734996
>>55734998
I hope you both realize how gay this market is and goes against anything rational so we’ll see aftermarket tomorrow and market open Friday. I’m hedged for those craps drowning in shit and I’m ultimately bearish on tech and the economy as a whole.

>>55735031
If boomers keep losing money they’ll never retire and zoomers won’t enter the workforce

>>55735027
you were in likely short dated single puts
and youre going to say youre not a degenerate gambling retard?
if you were in a longer dated position with risk properly mitigated you wouldnt have felt the need to close on the fucking fitch downgrade day like an absolute buffoon
no matter what, you fucked up today

>>55735051
Boomers will work till they’re 80.

All these earnings are shit, not any particular company. Same inflation story as last year. and for that reason, i'm out

>>55735037
What are you even talking about? Yes I read the news. Are you retards aware the credit rating could have just as easily been a massive nothing burger and we crab all day instead of dump? This is why you will all stay broke. It could have just as easily ran against me as continue to dump. Yeah I should have held longer but I’m not gonna cry myself to sleep over making 15% of my funfolio in a single trade

>>55735031
>there are boomers that bought bonds after the financial crisis
lol
lmao even

I bought more RTX.

>>55735056
>hating on someone who made 800 while doing nothing
What did you do today

wow the first mega red day that wasn't slurped by the close in a long time. People here are already flipping mega bearish and talking about people losing their retirements. That alone tells you the dip won't be that deep. The market never does what most people expect. The market will only dump when everyone thinks it can't go down.

>>55735056
Keep talking as if you have any idea what you’re saying lmao. Fucking tripfags I tell you
>you fucked up today
Yeah I’m really going to cry myself to sleep over making $800 pressing some buttons on my phone. Actual retard arent you

>>55735031
>Live through 2 of the greatest economies in history
>Bitch about muh retirement despite being the only generation that could realistically retire without a pension
Just about had it bros

>>55735031
I want everything the boomers did to turn to ashes. I want their retirement savings gone. I want social security to default. I want their property values to fall 95%. I want them to suffer their final days in the care of imported hack doctors in run down socialized hospitals left to deteriorate by the governments they voted for.

>>55735068
sold some puts, sold some calls
im just an options store

>>55735075
Only problem with your analysis is I'm not like the other girls, I'm special, unique.

>>55735056
>HARBNIGER
Kek

>>55735075
I'm waiting until September for the REAL dump

>>55735092
Would you say you're "Different this time?"

>>55735079
looks like i was right
congrats on winning your gamble, gambler
its ok to be a gambler but its not ok to be a gambler and berate other people for gambling, hypocrite

ROBINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

What the fuck just happened to paypal

>>55735101
If you would just wait one fortnight you would see that I'm right

>>55735031
The worst thing boomers did was complain about their prosperity. And giving up all entry-level jobs to east Asians and Indians. And kicking their children out of their homes at 18, then remortgaging their homes to pay for cruises. And ping-ponging between allocating taxes toward welfare handouts or toward unnecessary wars, while neglecting domestic infrastructure, education, and health services. And cheering on as industries are fully monopolized. And compromising school funding and efficacy through No Child Left Behind and Common Core and Critical Race Theory. And and and and and

fuckkkk I bought Qualcomm in 1999 for $120 I was finally in the green

>>55735113
Don't worry anon the economy is surging under Biden

>>55735113
x gon give it to ya

>DASH

>>55734977
You gotta learn sometime, and experience is best.

>>55734989
Alright. I might do it at 3 just to be in the clear.

>>55735128
Kek

>>55735106
Please go back to wsb and take your gay ass name with you. You do not fit in

>-1.03%

Still beat most of the indices today. If I was a fund manager my fund objective would be '...yeah you probably won't get it overnight but we'll get it eventually haha". Then they'd fire me for laziness.

>>55735113
They locked up customers funds if they shitposted online

>>55735148
you are mad and thats ok, gambler

>Trudeau just announced he is divorcing his wife

guys guys should i sell my car to get gambling moneys
>>55735123
damn dude thats rough, got grandkids to avg down on your bags?

yeah it's not that bad

>>55735152

>>55735177
lmao muricans

I slurped Amazon. Please Bezos-sama save me.

>>55735177
its a good display of civilized white society
you can have differences and have a dispute without attempted murder and other ape behavior

>>55735170
I'll bet really she initiated it, probably couldn't stand being married to a black gay man anymore.

>>55735205
>black gay man
Trudeau is only one of those things

>>55735194
>vegetable tier geography skills
Come on anon, look at the context clues

>>55735225
O rly?

F for paypal bros. Glad I sold.

>>55735225
yes, black

>>55735203
Just saw your ID. You will never be a profitable Bobo.
>Verification not required.

>>55735234
Whoops forgot picrel

>>55735175
don't tell them

How over is it and how much longer can I expect to get fucked for

>>55734807
-2.08%
I've seen much worse but it still stings a little.

>>55735243
millenialls and zoomers are about to learn why people into bonds

>>55735250
If you're cool, it's only just beginning.

>>55735243
you watch youtube shills and have the nerve to come in this thread and try to shit talk me. lol

>>55735205
reminds me of the time his wife and her boyfriend tested positive for covid.

>>55735259
Doubtful. Only losers buy bonds.

Friendly reminder that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castries illegitimate son

>>55735170
So you're saying he's single?

>>55735226

>>55735075
last time it was two weeks straight red about. so im curious to see how it goes.

>>55735272
FUCK
Fidel Castro's

>>55735226
I've never been to NY, yet I immediaetly guessed it'd be NY, and >>55735277 plus some more googling confirms it. retard.

>>55735263
Lol do you think YouTube shills are looking at monthly generational charts?

Yellen seething @downgrade

If evens we dump more tomorrow, odds we recover
Even dubs = mega dump, odd dubs = resume bull run

>>55735305
oh no consequences to rampant shitty financial policy

>>55735292
no, just the fools who watch them and think they are now more informed about anything
i bet in 2022 he wasnt talking about any of that
they only come out at market tops to convince you the market only goes up so they can dump on you
a tale as old as youtube

>>55735305
Nothing to see here

>>55735311
>tfw ten people screenshot this post to feel better about their calls and still wake up to a bloodbath tomorrow

>>55735305
Yellen be yelling

>>55735331
when the kikes are mad at the other kikes, you can be sure the markets gonna do a lil dumpy

(((downgraded)))

Jared Bernstein also mad@bloomberg vs black dude

also, lol, someone just dumped on the market
probably jamie himself

Oh this is why we actually sold off. >>>/pol/436666666 turns out all that hype from yesterday was actually just over hype so we had a change of momentum today.

>>55735364
>6666666
>spx is down 66.6
nothing is a coincidence

>>55735364
>those fucking digits

The thing that helps me understand why bears are hopelessly retarded is how they completely ignore the actual reality of the situation and instead just glom onto spooky headlines, which they then use to justify shorting. How can you ignore that part of Fitch's justification for the downgrade comes from bullshit about January 6th and the debt ceiling? How can you ignore that Fitch is owned by Hearst? The US government will probably [rightfully] proclaim ratings agencies to be illegitimate, which all other countries will follow, and the inevitable rising of the line will continue.

It has never been as over as it is now bros
Sell EVERYTHING

>>55735358
What do you mean? What dumped? where?

Has SOXL peaked?

>>55735311
The dubs have spoken

>>55735243
Based. The bobo can insult you or try to change the subject, but it can't argue with the truth.

>>55735364
go back

>>55735364
Nigger no one cared about that shit. ASCM pumped and an all the articles said it did so on no news. And that poltard has no understanding of how ceramics are used.

>>55735401
i have a million numbers on my screens and some of them went redder all at once

BREAKING FROM CNN: FITCH EMPLOYEE FOUND DEAD INSIDE MOTEL 6 WITH FOUR GUNSHOT WOUNDS TO BACK OF HEAD IN WHAT POLICE SAY IS A SUICIDE. THE STORY IS DEVELOPING.

>Goldman Sachs holding 50 trillion dollars in derivatives
>Has half a trillion dollars in capital for coverage
Is this house of cards going to fall already or what?

>>55734807
-1.1%
-4375

And just like that, the great bear market rally of 2023 has ended

>>55735068
he didnt make anything he gambled on a short term option trade and is going to continue gambling until he loses it all

like the fact he closed today for no reason at open is just proof he's a retard. the other guy is right

>>55735421
Of course it won't

>>55735421
now is a good time for evergrande to do evergrande things

>>55735416
You mean afterhours?

oof now nvda is starting to shit
looks like without 0dte calls to constantly pump it it's entirely defenseless
feel bad for the memesters that bought the top on this one

>>55735394
we just erased almost 3 weeks of gains in 1 day. What do you think stocks will look like after a few weeks of this?

>>55735459
They'll look incredibly slurpable

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

NEGATIVE 3% TODAY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I LOST OVER 2500 DOLLARS

RRRGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

>>55735459
the market overall will fall about 20%
so basically it's going to give back most of the year
with the downgrade, theres just no helping it

>>55735459
dont worry anon things like fundamentals and credit ratings don't mater
TO THE MOON LUL XD

>>55735398
I sold my WWE back in April, haven't looked back

Harbringer shows up today not yesterday of course

>>55735398

>>55735487
lagging indicator

>>55735487
showing up on day 1 of a major selloff is pretty good
it takes days, even weeks to fully materialize large selloffs

>>55735394
i think this is a good way to release some steam from the market.

>>55735416
post list i like the colors red and green
>>55735472
you should buy some new growth 1x2's to gnaw on

>>55735490
bottom confirmed in days if not hours
>>55735493
hows that working out for you

>down $3,000 today on my SPY position
>welp

Is it too late to buy SOXS?

>>55735477
>>55735474
>>55735493
Your dumb fucking pessimism after a few hours of selling on a bullshit surprise headline is laughable. Tons of things that had been overheated for a couple months went from being technically overbought to technically oversold within an hour of the market being open. Bears are desperate for the global economy to literally collapse, even after they spent all of 2022 saying we were right on the edge only to get ass raped.

>>55735513
sold a lot of options that will expire worthless, have been selling mostly calls but we getting some skew crush finally so maybe after a couple days of relentless selling i can increase the ratio of puts i sell

>>55735472
Lucky.
I lost over $3200

>>55735523
do you know at all what the implications of america being downgraded are for big firms across the world? i talked about this a bit earlier today in another thread
also it's a rhetorical question. i know you don't. you probably don't remember 2011 either

>>55734761
You faggots sound so stupid saying shit like this, like dumber than a blind meteorologist

>>55735364
kys you stupid fucking poltard nobody wants you here

>>55735539
Not who you're responding to but I've got the humility to admit that I don't know. It sounds bad. So why don't you elaborate.

>>55735542
it was half ironic, no one knows whats gonna happen in the market
except me
tomorrow, red
friday, red
mumu's portfolio, red
simple as

>>55735539
>long term tips etf hits a 12 year low and is back to 2010 levels
Im sure its fine
>>55735545
its just credit risk
long term bond buyers are going to demand more to compensate for a lower credit rating

I'll gonna buy to close my calls and then slurp
Sorry bobo, time for me to change sides yet again

to the anon that was shilling TTOO, i just wanted to say THANK YOU

>>55735539
>>55735553
No one is going to do shit about US debt. Too many countries have pegged the value of their currency to the value of the US dollar, which is backed up by "fuck you". I know your Boomer-era economic paradigms don't account for this so I'll give you a little extra time to catch up, but none of the risks you guys talk about matter when the dollar is worth whatever we say it's worth, and other countries benefit hugely from trading with the dollar.

people are way angrier today, people are getting scared and emotional. is this actually it? the lk-99 NEW PARADIGM muh AI exactly like the image of the graph showed me?!

>>55735545
so theres a lot of weight to being aaa rated or aa rated or whatever and there are some positions that can only be held because they are aaa rated as per the policy of the financial institution
now those are downgraded and they arent allowed to hold them anymore and use them in the ways they were using them because now they are more risky
no one thinks america is going to default but also thats what america wants everyone to think so they can desperately try to cling to global superiority
anyway long story short, if some big boy institution needs to hold aaa rated stuff, well, now a ton of stuff they have got downgraded and it's time to rebalance, and unload their now aa+ rated stuff in favor of new aaa stuff
we were warned of this in may but no one can just unload everything on a warning. so now that it's happened, stuff has to move. this is why yellen is, funny enough, yellin about the downgrade because her job is to prop up the market so her and her cronies can sell this top

>>55735364
/pol/acks keep moving. /smg/ is a white man's neighborhood.

>>55735543
>>55735600
/biz/ is a /pol/ board, newfags

welp my alibaba calls are at breakeven again (strikes of 90/95)
was fun being ITM while it lasted

>>55735580
Anon for the love of god long term yields literally just rose
how the fuck do people not understand that bonds are auctioned

yield curve steepening? i know, ill buy the top of the market, lol

>>55735419
Can't find it. Also I tried to check their website and what the fuck it's like 30 tiles all one after the other straight scrolling

fuck why does all the BOIL/KOLD action happen in premarket, I don't want to wake up at 4AM

>>55735708
them's the breaks, set limit orders.

>futures

>>55735708
dont trade natural gas

>>55734686
I told you so

>/biz/ is a /pol/ board, newfags

>>55735759
I can save her

>gold and silver down today almost as much as the dow jones
Shiny rock boomers, what happened

>>55735768
It is.

>>55735759
natural gas was made to be traded

>>55735782
Perfect buying opportunity

>AMD

>>55735814
Gottem

>>55735814
Is Snapchat's AI the most unhinged now? I usually use Bing but Microsoft has clearly been tightening the leash on it

>>55735814
AI looking bullish

>>55735766
Yeah lucky for me I bought UNG with that money instead
>>55735814
Wtf I love AI now

CLOROX Bros, we won

So I chose not to buy puts at close yesterday and lost out at a (badly needed) potential $7k profit. Again, I chose not to buy puts at close today so how much we dumpin’ at open? (I wish I had chart data from the week this happened in 2011)

Are you AFRAID Mumu?

>>55734374
I don't care that I'm late; I'm going to buy Tesla and Nvidia stonk. $10k each.

>>55735846
I happened to be visiting my parents the other day and saw a news blurb about the "Borax Challenge" on Tiktok. Apparently people are just adding it to their water and drinking it

>>55735852
The dump will come Monday. Tomorrow and Friday will be flat to jew everyone out of their options.

>>55735543
I'll have you know. I have at least 1 friend and 2 guys who tolerate me in here.

>>55735759
you're scaring me anon, why do you say that?

VVIX cooled off fairly sharply into close
gotta shake off the bobos, probably a little rally coming to do so - gotta close the week closer to flat, can't have too many puts expire ITM
if the sell off continues, and they aren't able to pin it above 450, you know shit is serious

Why did dxy pump
I don't get it
This market is coocoo bananas

>>55735864
On second thought, I have no idea what I will do. Sorry.

>>55735871
Fuck it, even though you are a DE shorting commietardfaggotniggerjew I'll stand with you too. I don't know why, I just do. Be good to the gookfu.

Why did the market drop today on NO NEWS?

>>55735869
Yeah probably, still expecting a fake out in either direction after apples earnings tomorrow, Friday might actually have some action.

>>55735791
/pol/niggers belong in the crypto threads with the other schizos.

>>55735891
DXY and long term yields went poompa
Your equity bags went doompa
My dick is inside a roomba

>>55735891
lol. it's getting ready to go parabolic over the next couple years.

>>55735909
The only people who say 'polniggers' are actual literal niggers kek

>>55735891
>>55735906
because the market is more or less random on intra-day intervals and you guys are schizos trying to find a pattern

Another relaxing day. You know I don't think of my Job as "work". I just go in and do for 8hrs not under a bit of stress or bullshit and then go home. I mean sometimes I uh do more actual work at home than I do at my job. I didn't buy nothing today. Gotta wait till the 15th before I can do any buying.

>>55735906
Do you get your news from a guy on a dead horse?

>>55735928
you’re the schizo…

>>55735906
rhymes with "news"

>>55735906
>NO NEWS?
>Fitch's AA+ isn't news

>>55735906
It decided I haven't been suffering enough lately

>>55735913
>lum too broke to be even be 300% NVDA

>>55735928
source?

>>55735906
>no news

booooo nobody will hire me, i hate this place booooooooo maybe if i keep complaining in the 4chan thread my problems will be solved BOOOOOO

>>55735978
lol


I knew I could rustle some jimmies.

>>55735990
stop listing pronouns on ur resume'

>>55735992
Just shitposting til 5pm, fren

just dress up like a girl and ask for a job and if anyone turns you away just record it on your phone and post it on x along with your gofundme

>>55735990
Have you tried identifying as a BIPOC?

>>55734807
I'm up 6.57% from buying SQQQ this morning

>>55735928
based and true

>>55736021
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55735990
Just transition. You'll have your pick of the litter of jobs. I might even take you on a date too.

>>55736041
>stop loss for SOXL + TQQQ fired
>realize the market is dumping
>just buy SQQQ
Lets see what happens

>>55736110
*Let's find out!

>>55736110
Stock up on some SOXS too. Just in case.

I think we are at a stalemate between bulls & bears. The market will crab until further notice

>>55734374
Lost like 500 today wtf

>>55736183
I forgot to buy some, and I regret it, but I will do OK with SQQQ

yeah right, like I would pass nice try.
let's all just cross our fingers for everyone tomorrow maybe we can all get lucky at once
>>55736000
I actually already did that a while ago I think my work history just gives people a certain impression so its all ogre

bought $25k worth of KOLD in after hours. I feel a dark cloud coming over me

I unironically purchased WU

>Futures

>>55736304
hahahahaha what? Do you feel that good about natural gas? (genuine question)

It's over. unironically this time

>>55736331
trendlines point to KOLD rising, I don't want to hold things overnight but sentiment bands tell me to

>>55736315
Why

>>55736345
First time in years that it's been near $10 a share, and they have solid leadership. Also, juicy dividends.

>>55734807
>-2.78%
CURE is up 0.10% though, silver linings
also picked up some FAS at its lowest today

LOL reading all the mumu tard rage today has been funny
Fucking shit-eating retards HAHAHAHAHAHAH

(SOXL RISE)

>>55736431
still up 87% for the year, but go ahead, i'll let you have a day lmfao

bakers on strike now too or what

>>55736492
Market is closed and only page 6
I'll bake if I'm around at page 10

>>55734455
I keep trying to sharpen my machete but it's still dull
Can you get me his contact details

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWNTOWN

Vicky out there fucking her investors (me) in the ass again.
I hope the guy who said he loaded up on OXY puts made serious bank.

>>55736621
>>55736621
>>55736621

>>55735113
Worries about margins and a one-time free cash flow issue. Really out of cash but if I wasn't I'd be a buyer