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BOIL/KOLD/UNG

Um guys?

>>55719200
>Can't ape in for another two hours
Thinking about shorting at open. Even if room-temp semiconductors are actually real (which would basically be a civilization-changing event on par with the internal combustion engine) the price can't stay up forever.

Shouldn't have posted into a thread just before it hit bump limit kek.
Lads are there any websites that let me see previous earnings EPS and revenue? And I don't mean marketwatch and yahoo finance showing the 5 last quarters, I mean websites that show the last 20-30.
I've seen such a website but sadly I didn't bookmark it and now I can't find it nor an alternative.

>>55719216
>the price can't stay up forever.
Buddy! Look at Nvidea computer!

>>55719200
oof

>>55719216
>room-temp semiconductors
The moon event is going to turn your semi-flaccid conductor into a super-flaccid conductor.

>>55719235
Kek, it do be late and I do be tired. Meant room-temp superconductors.
>>55719227
Lord knows that's how it'd turn out. Guess a hedge with a call wouldn't be retarded even if it'll rape all the profit from the trade.

>>55719221
Nvm I found it again.

>>55719200
>Search AMSC on yahoo finance
>no news for the past 2 weeks apart from auto generated ones
wat happen, why poompa

aha yes let's try to price technology that won't be relevant in 10 years into today's stocks, this always ends well

>>55719255
>Nvm I found it again.
so what is it?

>BMW

>>55719200
American Superconductor Corporation Supercomputer

How can I profit off the possible war in Africa?

>>55719255
what you have not seen this yet? Clearly this shows the future of humankind

>>55719235
LK-99 isn't a superconductor, don't put money on the hype being real

>>55719275
Superconductor rail-guns.

>>55719200
What does this company have to do with the recent discovery by South Korean researchers? Are people just buying because it has "superconductor" in the name? Or what?

>>55719290
yes, it's all bullshit just like the AI pump, this market is mentally ill, just an endless feedback loop of correlation algos and momentum trading monkeys

>>55719282
All superconductors are diamagnets.
Not all diamagnets are superconductors.

Nothing perssonel but you just got pwned.
>>>/sci/
Back to the front line with the other doubtfags getting pwned as we speak.

>Heating oil above 3$ again
>GG inflation
>Goodbye rate cuts

>>55719257
The market is forward looking anon

>>55719300
Shut the fuck up retard
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/claims-of-room-temperature-and-ambient-pressure-superconductor.1106083/page-13

>>55719349
Then why aren't the markets pricing heat death of the universe? Markets are forward looking after all
fucking moron

>>55719349
Yes sure, tell that EU that pumped during recession/stagnation.

>>55719354
>https://forums.spacebattles.com
>spacebattles
Literal who site.

https://twitter.com/altryne/status/1686277321869975552?t=Hv2LXAVOkolq7xzNEjjLug

>>55719374
>>55719379
Looks I found two bitter bobos, who think I give a shit about their arguments that don't match reality

>>55719384
:(

What is up with that SPY pump and dump in post / pre market?

>>55719419
EUR PMI, plus doing nothing before the US PMI

TTOO thugs. 1$ soon

>>55719261
Just use the search bar on tradingeconomics and put "eps" next to the ticker. So for example if I want to see the earnings estimates and earnings actuals of Norwegian, I just put "NCLH EPS" into the searchbar. They keep 12 quarters there at a time, so that's 3 years of earnings history.
Sorry for the late reply bruv.

>>55719279
>Chinese characters
Wow that's really interesting! I totally get it.

GIVE ME FUEL OIL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

>>55719539
Okay but where do I go and who do I pay to get that information going as far back as possible for any ticker in existence. I would like to make some extremely schizophrenic trades that require this.

SOXL GO UP

>>55719561
I bought SOXL just cause it was shilled here. What's a good exit price if my average is like $24?

>>55719354
/qst/ in /biz/. Now that's something I didn't expect to happen

>>55719275
>possible war in Africa
Anon there are at least four wars going on in Africa right now. They don’t report on it because that would spook investors dumb enough to think that you can actually profit from an area filled with brown people.

>>55719552
Seems like 3 years is the maximum, but that's enough for me knowing other sites only give the last 4, maybe 5 previous quarters.
So basically you want to open this websites called "tradingeconomics" so "tradingeconomics dot com", then you put the ticker of the stock you want to analyze into the searchbar at the top (picrel) and right next to the ticker you type "eps". So if you want to see the previous quartely revenues of tesla, you type "tsla eps" into the bar. If that was the question.

>>55719573
Its been crabbing for a while now. There's a realistic chance it breaks 30 in the coming weeks. If you don't want to gamble or wait I'd pull out next time it's above 28.

My god, wtf cocoa

>>55719599
American appetite for bitter brown cocoa (BBC) is simply insatiable

>>55719596
Thanks

I told you niggas yesterday that uber was going to beat.

I told you to pick up your AMSC yesterday. might get a last chance at open.

>>55719647
i remember. thank you bro.

BOIL chads will unironically make it

>>55719656
yw bro, I forgot to buy.

>>55719647
Statistically, most companies tend to beat. Peoples' consooomerism appetite knows no bounds, so of course companies like Uber will beat. We're gonna beat out these bearfags

what a bloody morning. will we survive

>>55719672
Whole market is held up by just a few tickers, wouldn't matter if the entire rest of the market was green if apple is red after earnings. Unlikely though that may be.

>>55719681
yes i will buy puts at open and then it'll go back up

NOOOOOOOO WTI IS DOWN 33 CENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate working nights. I can't eat burgers for dinner anymore. Why live?

we are going to pump today

>>55719735
I used to trade my employee meal with fellow wagies that worked at different restaurants next to the one I worked at. Kept me from getting tired of the same old stuff.

> futures

BOBROS...

are we going to pump today

>>55719735
kitty is hungry see he lick his lips

Good evening sirs. I am 100% invested in HOWL. HOWL are the rest of you doing?

>>55719735
>He isn't in the whataburger drive thru at 7:14am on a Sunday after a twelve hour nightshift in a factory ordering a triple meat triple cheese with bacon and grilled jalapenos mayo only
You can still have a burger for breakfast. I enjoyed buying beer early in the morning to fuck with people more.

>>55719770
Fuck. Forgot screenshot. HOWL could I forget.

GOOD MORNIN' NIGGERS
I am riding BOIL in the rodeo

Uber bros, mount up

>>55719799
HAAAAAA
just since then, even

>>55719799
>>55719809
A
WILD
BUCKIN'
BROONCOO

wtf is happening?

Bro who the FUCK is designing the Charles Schwab mobile app? Why did they just throw on big green and red buy/sell buttons on the bottom of my screen, shit looks like an ad

>>55719826
Do you not have access to the ToS app yet?

>>55719833
Brother I don't even know what that is

>>55719817
only (((they))) know

>>55719836
Think or Swim is (was) TDAs mega-autistic platform for trading (much like streetsmartedge) but since Schwab aquired TDA I figured you could probably use the think or swim app now since I think they are shared

>American Superconductor volume is already 1,700% higher than daily average
>In pre-market alone
Jesus Christ...

Could this be the fabled golden DXY run?
That's a strong recovery off the drop and we're almost right in the middle of the range for the year again.

whats with cramer continuously talking about squeezes? should i grab a meme basket bag before bankers clue in or what?

Only you can stop the bear menace
Enlist in the slurpers today!

>Wake up
>People think that South Korean room temperature superconductor might actually be legit now
Can someone give me a quick rundown on why people are starting to think it might be real? This would be the biggest invention in our civilization since the internet if it were real, I don't want to get excited without knowing the details.

https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/08/01/1077047/china-public-health-crisis-mpox-outbreak/
SIGA and CMRX chads rise up

>>55719901
Squeezing's been a big part of the last three months

>>55719925

>futes

>>55719933
but WHY is my question i guess? who exactly was shorting all these industries/companies to this degree? it just seems pretty disjointed yet not at the same time

>>55719927
a bunch of people on the internet that think their bachelor's degree and dead end engineering job mean speculating on an experiment that hasn't been officially reproduced in a peer reviewed study, that's literally all it is

SUB 60 BOIL
wouldn't recoomend "all in", but should be a great buy on "some".

>>55719973
>a bunch of armchair IFLS types still doubt when there are now reports of successful replications because someone on twitter that has been ranting about Musk for 15 years straight and some big titted german says it's not real
You vill be blacklisted from ze hoverboard.

$MRT conference call today.

>>55719973
Haha, peer review is for boomers, we have video evidence today https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV14p4y1V7kS/

>>55719929
Also

uhh we gapped below yesterday's low

does this mean ZIM is back on the menu again?

Bobo chads will unironically make it

My oinky little piggy body is so ready to slurp this dip. It's going to take a lot to keep my snout out of the dip bucket today

>>55720035
Inflation bros we can’t stop winning

>>55719879
I hope so. My yen shorts are looking beautiful today

>>55719972
In May, the NDX was already up about 25-30%, SPX maybe 10% or so. Some funds were likely taking tactical shorts based on that move, valuations and the economy. Then the NDX went up another 20% and the SPX went up another 10%. Now most bears have been made into rugs.

>S&P's down 0.4%
>bobo euphoria

yeah, we're closing flat or green.

I'm holding nvidia, piedmont lithium, bitfarms, cleanspark, riot platforms and energy transfer. Are these (besides nvdia and riot) good stocks to hold? I'm way up on those two and have been shorting piedmont for a year. All it does is go from 52 to 62 weekly.

>treasury yields parabolically pumping
>stocks barely down
Incredible

>>55720047

But the coup in Niger could be a challenge for Europe's uranium needs in the longer term, just as the continent is trying to phase out dependency on Russia, another top supplier of uranium used in European nuclear plants.

Tensions in Niger could further discourage the EU from adopting sanctions against Russia in the nuclear sector, according to Phuc-Vinh Nguyen, an energy expert at the Jacques Delors Institute in Paris.

In 2021, Niger was the EU's top uranium supplier, followed by Kazakhstan and Russia, according to the Supply Agency of the European Atomic Energy Community.

>>55720060
Other than AAPL and AMZN on Thurs and the jobs on Fri, the 10am ISM and JOLTS numbers are big today. There might be a little waiting for that.

>>55720071
I wonder if uranium bros will ever be able to stop shilling their bags, or eventually will it just become background noise like the gold and silver fags?

>>55719929
>>55720019
CCP is obfuscating the data and lying about domestic transmission just like covid. There is definitely potential for this to blow up. All it takes is some international procurement orders for SIGA to reach ATHs

PLTR bros will we make it?

Remember how hyped up people were about "cold fusion" 10 years ago? Oh wait, you don't remember because society collectively forgets how many failed unreproducible projects happen every year but somehow still fall for clickbait bullshit that panders to psuedointellectualism

Oil looks like the only commodity not plummeting (so far)

another day where bonds sell off for literally no reason

>>55720071
Sanctions on Russia need to stop
Trade must resume
This is unsustainable for Europe
Its time to tell the americans that the war needs to stop and negotiations need to begin

https://youtu.be/qtOJfVyne9w?t=26

>>55720147
>no reason
how about bancruptcy

>>55720109
no if you don't sell in the 19's you will regret it

>>55720160
You want us to blow up another gas pipeline Hans or did you not learn your lesson the first time?

I unironically forgot arista had earnings yesterday and missed out on the easiest +15% in recent history

predict market open

How can I profit off the possible war in Africa?

>>55719875
I JUST BOUGHT COCOA EARLIER THIS DAY AAAAAH

You guys think i should keep holding WAL? I got in at 52 when it passed the 200-day average aiming for it to hit 60+ but now it's just crabbing like hell

How much profit do you guys aim for percentage wise for a stock?

I can't take the bond market seriously. Those animals were lending out money at 3.00% APY for decades while inflation was >10%. Imagine giving away money for free. Imagine wearing a suit, waking up in the morning to do your gay little NATO dance, putting on your best soiface in the mirror, then dumping millions upon millions into the bond market

>>55720221
if you have to ask such an asinine question you shouldn't be trading stocks or any financial instrument for that matter

>>55720221
At least 100%

>>55720221
i determine 3 congestion areas on the past chart and i take profit each time the price reach those areas

Who's positioned to benefit the most from the robotics and automation revolution? I was honestly thinking McDonald's would be a good bet but I'm just assuming that payroll is their biggest expense and if they can make significant cuts there it will translate into higher profits.

Yo burgers, I swear, I warn you, don't you fuckin think of SLURPING BMW

>>55720216
You chose...unwisely.

>>55720262
UIpath

>>55720279
hmm, have you got anything that has sales numbers higher than their expenses?

it's our time now

>>55720278
I was just meming.

>>55720276
With this not, fuckers already started buying 24 mins ago. It's always you, constant slurping.

Bobo's live a truly miserable existence. The crash they keep wanting cannot occur until the capitulate and no longer expect it. Only when they will be forced to believe they are wrong, will they actually be right. Luckily since Bobo's never capitulate and even take on credit card debt to keep shorting, that never actually happens. By the way the indexes wont drop below the monthly 200 SMA until 2035. Screenshot that.

>>55720221
2:1

Are we apeing into American superconductor or no?

https://twitter.com/lereguy/status/1686363900651151360

Another lab made a sample of the superconductor. This time the technician labeled the poles on the "magnet array" for the doubtfags. See you on the moon!

you guys told me a big as dump would have been reality during 2023 by this point of the year. why did I have to trust you?

also, not an expert, but LK99 being a superconductor doesn't mean shit, retards. the material itself is crap, and, from what we've seen, it's not easy to produce.
AFAIU, the point of it it's that it's a great proof of concept

>>55720318
last chance before shooting back to 25

WTFWT!?!?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the FUCK was that?

>>55720318
>"We"
Who u

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55720313
>200 SMA
2265 on the S&P?

snmp keeps mooning

>>55720353
>08:30:00
Tremendous, two days in a row.

>>55720359
Anon the SMA moves over time... Who knows what the number will be in 2035, but thats when the next big one happens.

>>55720367
but why

>>55720389
If you haven't noticed, there's a large supply of retard fuel in the current market.

20k in cash

FUGG, Copper was looking so damn good yesterday. What the heck happened? Sell the news?
I really really hate commodities. Unpredictable pos. If I wasn't so much up, I would have sold a long time ago

>last week natural gas was pumping because of the heat dome over texas
>this week it's dumping because of the rain belt over nebraska
>mfw literally nothing has changed, texas is still setting new heat records, but the news switched from heat dome to rain belt stories causing algorithms to dump
This might be the worst asset I've ever seen, in terms of algorithm driven volatility.

>>55720402
There were terrible China manufacturing numbers last night. I'm sure that's part of it

>>55720397
oi spot me a tenner til payday

LDOS kickin' ass, beat earnings by a good bit.

>>55720405
You mean market, this is the power of AI (Algos).

Every dip deserves to be slurped.

>>55720405
Thats why you dont trade commodities. Theyre retard moving assets.

>>55720397
ayo nyukka buy me a cheeseboigah today and I'll gladly pay you back next tuesday n shieet

>>55720426
>>55720402

Ironically the terrible numbers are the somewhat the reason for the pumps, because China is hinting at stimulus. The permabull cannot live in a world without stimulus. Inflation may never go down, line must go up.

>>55720426
"Terrible". Slightly below 50 if I am not mistaken. Copper only started to properly dump as we drew closer to US opening. I mean yeah ok, DXY is once again getting renewed strength so I guess there is that. Metals obviously take a dump, but come on, DXY is only +0.4%... Banks all around the world have given up so of course investors start flocking to the dollar.
I really got to learn to be more patient. Just buy and hold

Why is Asmc going down I just aped in

>RMBS
AI is officially dead

>>55720464
They have literally nothing to do with LK-99, why are you buying it?

>>55720464
Ape harder. There are shorts to squeeze

>>55720457
China has hinted but currently they are trying to prevent yuan depreciation. They print to support real estate they are gonna have to dump way more dollars.

>>55720471
Because green line went up

Probably already been talked about, but what does /biz/ think about that acorn site for investing "spare change"?

>American
>I slurp therefore I am

>>55720498
Investing $5 a year is a good way to end up with $50 after 10 years

>>55720463
>"Terrible"
It's tied for the second worst of the year. Not the China recovery hoped for, but yeah, it's not in extreme contraction yet

>>55720454
>>55720429
I'll loan you ten dollars each, at 1045.3% interest daily compounding

>spy didn't hit 4600
>its going down
This dip is temporary, the prophecy must be fulfilled.

>>55720397
Me too bro me too
And I don’t know what to do with it

tradingview stopped working in firefox (inb4 use Brave, no fuck u)
doesnt show tools & list
how solve?

>>55720508
kek

BOIL finally hit back in my SLURPARINO ZONE
got some more UNG too.

>>55720556
Ditch that fag shit and switch to Vivaldi.

>>55720498
It’s fine but it’s for literal retards whom are unable to save money. If you’re not a retard there’s no need.

>>55720511
I mean that's not even that bad. PMI data is known to fluctuate like that. If you wanna see bad PMI data, look at Germany... yet, it is at ATH.
Of course, China is a bit different. Nobody expects anything when it comes to Germany. Deliver some products, don't fugg up too hard, and you ought to be fine. But when it comes to China, expectations are on a whole different level. Unless China delivers stunning data (and they should considering their data for the past two years have been nothing short of terrible because of their covid policy), the market will see it as a sign of global weakness.
And there I go again, yet another rant. I should take a break from this schizo market

>>55720556
You already know the answer, you just don't like it

>>55720566
after I see how high SOXS will go today I just might slurp some BOIL

>>55720508
I have a contract (Riesterrente). In 15 years I paid +300 Euros on it. I'm guaranteed ca 807 Euro in 2057 (expected retirement). They will pay me out, 3Euros a month. Am I set?

>>55720556
they have a windows app, it's pretty okay

So what’s the logic behind YELL shuttering operations and the stock going straight up in response?

oh shit
is it over?
was this just a bear market rally this whole time?

>>55720556
Use the desktop client and/or use chrome.

>>55720597
Likely was a squeeze

>>55720587
i'd rather have my balls stomped than sell you an annuity

>>55720582

>>55720512
im good, i get kiked enough in my daily life thanks

>>55720582
You've already seen it
t. dumped my SOXS for $8.55 at open

>>55720616
I haven't been paying since 12-13 years I think. The 300 I did in the first 1-2 years ,kek

>>55720367
Jinxed lmao

>>55720597
Kek, I thought you were talking about yesterday. Just looked, and it's also up damn near 80%. Fuck this clown market.

MO bros...

XRT

I am finacially obliterated.
>POLY delisting today after LSE closure.
>Invested life savings.
>Shares might be liquidated by current broker
>Cannot transfer shares because EU cucked sanctions.
>Loss porn won't be even vizualizable.
It's time to use 12 gauge slugs...

Mumu apology line starts here

fuck yeah, 55 shares!

>>55720701

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55720692
Should've got those paper certs

Why am I a pussy and always bail out of my puts too early? I bailed out of COIN puts, and now it's tanking.

>>55720692
i dont get it
u had more than enough time to liquidate the position yourself, why wait?

oh man, just checked the Robinhood top 100 and holy shit at all the red.

>>55720759
>Robinhood

>>55720692
I've slept over 1500 nights on the ground. Don't be such a pussyfag, you can come back from anything and there's paths that you're presently blinded to because you are looking too intensely in where you expect and want. Seek the LORD GOD Almighty.

>>55720777
Blessed trips

I love /smg/ but these threads fuck with my head and make me think im some epic day trader when it's really just as simple as buying VOO and VTI every two weeks until I'm 40. I'm sweating at the thought of min/maxing the market by selling off only to reenter later.

>>55720758
I first wanted to sell and my broker said "no lol, sanctions"
I then asked for a transfer, still waiting since 2weeks.
>>55720777
If only things could've been better...
Thanks anon. Checked and Blessed. Amen.

>>55720262
FANUY

>TUP halted
I saw this stock when was worth 66 cents. Fuck this clown market

>>55720644
yeah but i was expecting a dump. im not playing it.

lot of selling volume now

AMD chads.. we ride

ajlt

>>55720628
fuck

>>55720815
Is this another Plebbit short squeeze?

lol that end of day pump yesterday

selling my SOXL, boys

>>55720851
please do

I just put my retirement savings of $55,000 into SPY Puts, what am I in for bo-bros?

What color Lamborghini should I order? I'm thinking Yellow

>>55720770
Nobody cares what broker you're using if your trading is shit

>>55720847
TUP is gong to $300+. The GME of our generation

I get paid this week, so hopefully it stays red for the slurping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>>55720886
ENVX to $1. Calling it.

what was the super conductor meme stock?

i wanna watch it

>>55720898
tryin to be a hero
winding up a zero

Almost done slurping there buddy?

>>55720898
I think they bought teddy bears

>>55720913
'atta boy.

>LK99 actually works

>>55720898

>>55720933
>>55720964
Chart is savage lol.

I have a massive fucking hangover

>>55720815
I thought it was too late when I saw it at ~$1.40. Oh well.
>>55720969
What a wild ride

I am once again asking oil companies to stop pooping their pants.
>Bernie.jpg

The Hong Kong stock CTNT is ipo ing today. It'll probably dump.

>>55720701
Nice gain anon!

>>55720992
Sitting on 20k shares with a ~2$ cost basis and still not selling. No stop losses, I'll let the casino close it for me.

>>55721022
Oof. Well, it's just money, right?

Stock $LOVE
Target volume of 1 million
PT no ceilings

Just looked at the markets O_o

what do you guys think of LUMN? (aka century link)

>>55720898
>]
time to visit reddit bbby

>>55720886
I never noticed what a fat cunt that dude was back in the day.

I don't think today is a good day to buy, stocksisters...

WE GOT TOO COCKY OILCHADS

>>55721031
Yes. Still sucks, but yes. Worst part is closing now makes no sense so I'm stuck praying the tinfoil is real.

Invest in JBBB today if you want to receive massive dividends.

Current yield: 7.94%
Ex/EFF date: 08/01/2023

AMD bros we are comfy holding long until $200

>>55721085
domp eet

>>55720815
How do I stop myself from fomoing?
Fuck me I held back from buying last week because the fucking thing was already up 300%

>>55721084

>>55720898
I loathe those faggots so much it's unreal.

I love how all the major moves happens outside of market hours. Seems legit.

>>55721101
The very moment you buy in it will crash. Bog theory is no joke. Go ahead and test it

>>55721120
careful, antisemitism isn't tolerated here.

>>55721120
so buy NSPY

>>55720097
I bought CMRX loke 6 months ago with a plan to hold until Dec. This is just gravy

>>55721101
I went in SNMP with only 250 shares yesterday @$1.95. I was itching to buy a couple thousand but I chickened out.

>>55721069
Did Jim die, yet?

>>55721117
Yo, that was me.

This is only the beginning. SPY will reach 200 by the end of the year

>>55720946
WOAH nelly... except for that fuckin tattoo. Oh well...

Goldbros we are taking a severe pounding today, aren't we? Assuming gold rallies yet again, what are we looking at, down to 1850?

>>55721117
>and that will be the death of me - literally

>>55721150
kek kys baggie

>>55721150
If this shit actually pulls through I will cry

>>55721155
>that

it's not going down enough
none of my limit buy orders are triggering
very unfortunate market, 2/10 would not bang

You fags told me it would be a green day

How the fuck is CVNA still pumping

>>55721150

>>55721171

I bought BOIL at 58.3. Will I make it?

>>55721174
seethe harder

How do I cope for missing 3x gain from META ?

>>55721171
>none of my limit buy orders are triggering
yet

fuck bros. I should take profits on MPW right now shouldnt I? Its down another 2% but currently option price isn't reflecting todays drop yet (same price as yesterday on the contract)

>>55721173
it is

>>55721173
lol the only advice to take from these jobfags is what brand of toner works best in a Canon printer.
/smg/ is only recreational traders bro.

>>55721189
you could have bought $500 NVDA leaps and made a 30x or more probably.

>>55721117
>I flaired this as FUD because it's not uplifting
>a literal trigger warning
Do redditors really?

>>55721010
for my son, I had him buy it at $88

>>55721174
>he thought clownworld was over
HONK HONK!

>>55721214
It’s been getting so many downgrades it had a 10x rally in the first half of the year, like how far do they wanna take it lol

I bought monthly GIC with $50,000, but it only returns $200 a month.

Are there any other investments that are safer? I'm getting 3% but this is just not enough.

Any bondfags ITT? Anyone actually lock up their money for a decent return? I heard about "Market rate GIC's" that promise 10-50% returns after a 5 year lock up period ( depending on SPY performance )

What should I do? I want to make $1000 a month in returns so I can quit my job and just fuck off to Indonesia

>>55721226

>>55721209
Definitely in the subs specific to one stock ticker, you have to stay hopium filled in every post even into bankruptcy or you get banned. I have no idea where plebbit got the idea that trading was a team sport but the fallout is pretty great.

>>55721242
Show position

>>55721231
If you learn the language your dicks gonna fall off from asians zippers squeezeing it to death

>>55720701
cool bruh

>>55721231
You can’t have sex in Indonesia

>>55721249
LMAO

>>55721242
>Fuel Oil 3,05 actual insanity rallye

>>55721226
You could be down 42k and praying a bunch of literal schizos are right to see a penny of it back again, so you've got that going for you at least.

>>55721101
I'm not buying it because the moment I do it will go down. But that's what I said when it did 100%. I will just live with my loss of profit. It hurts, but what can I do.

any dips will be shallow and slurped quickly. even the "big one" the bears keep LARPing about will be shallow compared to previous pullbacks because there is too much FUD and the big money has too much cash on the sidelines ready to slurp that shit up. Faggot Bears literally can't win.

shill me stocks under $20

>>55721288
So what you're saying is. Boomers are due to cash out soon and dump on the millennials.

>>55721297
already happened actually

>>55721294
>he thinks cheaper stonks means more gains
Anon, I

>>55721305
no, it's so I can buy in quantities of 100

How high can TUP go?

I have 10K (9.8) in cash and I'm in scared. Frozen into inaction.

>>55721322
nobody knows
nobody know why it is pumping

>>55721297
That already happened anon. Now the millennials are entering peak earning years. Their demographic stimulus will last until 2035. If you think boomers were selfish spenders, wait until you see social media addicted narcissists spend their money.

>>55721294
SNAP
PBR
XPEV is like $20.2

>>55721324
maybe put 2k in BOIL and sell in Oct/Nov

>>55721288

>>55721332
Well I only yolo'd $200 into it so I guess I'll let it ride

we about to dump bruhs

>>55721305
>>he thinks cheaper stonks means more gains
Me personally, I only buy stonks above 10,000 USD

>>55721294
Listen to me when I say UNG you asshole

>>55721356
Based big money spender

i'm doing this for the good of us all
i doubt it works though
i'm officially fomoing into SOXL...again

>>55721305
>>55721356
>stonks
fags
RETURN & REMAIN

>>55721364
What's UNG? Can't find it. U mena UNH?

>>55721342
If I do this should I put my profits into KOLD right after?

>>55721332
It’s a short squeeze

>>55721370
When’s a good time to sell SOXL, Lum enjoyer?

>>55721373
STONKS
STONKS
STONKS

>>55721376
>Can’t find it
You need to sell everything you’re in the green with right now before you hurt your sub 80 IQ self

>>55721378
Don't know the timing of shifting to KOLD bias yet, but essentially, and probably, more or less, something like that.

>>55721389
>doubling down on being a redditor

Does anyone know where the fuck to find PDF statements on the Vanguard website? My new (female) banker wants to see what kinds of shit I've been investing in

>>55721391
>invests in natural gas when I make my own every 30 seconds

can anyone help?
I am using the Interactive Brokers demo.
I opened a position together with a hedge pair trade.

put the hedge ratio correctly but when everything is executed, the short side's 'mkt value' in portfolio monitor is overvalued.

I understand the ratio between market values of both positions should be as close to 1 as possible.
instead, I have to manually add another contract to make that happen

>>55721393
When after selling should I buy back into BOIL?

>>55721412
>>55721412
>>55721412

>>55721406
They have better investing advice. /biz/ is purely for shitposting.

>>55721410
No idea, that would have to be evaluated at the time.

>>55721370
It's a long way from the top

>>55721262
Next year I am saving a boatload of money to go back to philippines (unfinished business, was sick half a trip) and then hop over to indonesia.

>>55721419
they will bake your wedding cake without putting up a fight too.

>>55721288
LMAO@EU,fuckin gay bubble market

>>55721243
They are communists, even if they don't know that they are they are comepletely indoctrinated.

I bought 77 shares AMSC @ $15.14.
I feel like $30 is pretty fair, a quick in and out before the week is out.
my wife suggests $45.
how high should I set my sell order?