/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55713251
first for eod crash

Kek nice “gigapump” mumu you fucking nigger

>>55713263
zoom out

why did no one shill SNMP at like 9 today? christ I get better advice on WSB than here now

RIP PEE WEE

>>55713275
RIP

>>55713270
No one here gives a fuck about defunct MLP pump and dumps.
If you want to see some classic pump and dump shilling, there are 80+ worthless cryptoshit threads on this board that offer exactly what you want.

So is the idea to invest in real estate stocks until you can afford to purchase actual real estate?

is it a good time to buy when a stock is up 8500% in one day ?

Pfizer will beat earnings, r-right?

"SharkNinja" IPO is the stock market equivalent of "Tornado Cash" in crypto

>>55713306
Of course, it can only keep going up bobo

>>55713306
/smg/'s official bull says yes

Why is there so much fucking crabbing today? This shit is lame.

I want to learn the technical tax stuff about investing in and selling stocks/etfs/etc. I prefer to read books. What can you recommend?? Thanks in advanced.

>>55713309
what a cute and innocent looking lady

I thought pee wee dying was a joke. Growing up pee wee Herman was my absolute favorite. Loved pee wee's playhouse, pee wee's big adventure, and big top pee wee. My day is ruined. Not even shorting TUP will make me feel better.

>>55713306
That's when the biggest gains are made.

>>55713309
She looks like she fucks over Goldman Sachs vice presidents.

>>55713323
accounting 101 102 103 104 105

>>55713320
Everyone is waiting for earnings.

>>55713324
TEQUILA!

AMD will SMASH earnings AND guidance tomorrow with the rebound in the legacy client market combined with the growth in AI. Unironically more growth potential then NVDA

>>55713309
she is so cute an innocent bros
go yourselves a trad girl virgin like this one

I lost 50$ today

>>55713352
I still haven't financially recovered from losing $100 buying the top FOMOing the PSQH meme stock the other day.

>>55713341
He will be missed

I bought soxs

>>55713401
fucking retard

>>55713309
My trad waifu

>>55713401
Poggers

>>55713309
The Jewish half of her is really starting to show through since she's hit the wall.

>>55713309
Her dad must be so proud of such a cute innocent successful daughter.

>that SNMP massive gap down
Kek. And you have to pay additional taxes on losses

>>55713368
Hey I did the exact same thing. Made it back on pennystocks though. I was about to buy the top of SNMP until I read about the tax shit.

>buy weekly put/call
>get fucked by volatility and/or lack of volume

>but longer-dated call/put
>get fucked by theta decay
Fuck you faggots. All I did was make money on shares, but I got FOMO thinking 10-30% yearly wasn’t enough. Why did I let any of you talk me into options?

>>55713468
I tried to warn them. Hopefully they listened.

Hi, I am poor. Nice to meet you.

>>55713468
Why is some literal who oil and gas exploration company about to get delisted mooning all the sudden?

>>55713493
Buy 0dte calls at open then sell them within 20-30 min

it feels like only 4-5 people in these threads have 6 figure portfolios these days. a few years ago it felt like over half the thread had one

>>55713505
Hi poor, I'm dad

So you're saying PSFE has a chance.

>>55713330
Noted!

>>55713509
short squeeze!

>>55713493
options are poison stop

>>55713528
I actually found a short video that explains what's going on with SNMP. Should help out.

https://youtube.com/shorts/cPsRPiLmJb4?feature=share

hello sirs wut buy make moneys for village please

Big tech is dragging up the indices by burning their cash reserves and doing stock buybacks. They won't/can't do this for years with high interest rates, the FED plays along with this and avoids mentioning recession but at the same time they will not drop rates for a long time until peoples budget problems pushes them into renting. 2017 was front running from tech companies cause advertising revenues were hitting peaks and falling off, tech companies loved trump cause it brought people back into the tech space when it was dwindling by obama's second term, see twitter. Crypto was just a liquidity pool to drain around 2018 and that bought time. "AI" is just a desperate measure for more liquidity to keep the stock buyback con going. If the vision pro doesn't beat revenue estimates the effects will cause the stock buy backing scheme to slow down and then the crash starts but QE will not turn on as fast cause CRE which is a bank income source is crashing now when things are "up". All of tech industry is top down from apple's performance just like in 2007/2008. There will not be as much easy money to prop tech stocks back up if they crash this time around. It will start slow slow down crab then the bottom will fall out within 3 years. Look at CRE lease laws look at capex of big companies. Its all lining up to fall.

>>55713613
It's halted up now. It's fucked....

>>55713346
You really think so?

>>55713324
btw the american sniper image is edited (badly) to say 'american slurper'. that's the joke and you missed it completely. get some glasses

crab days are cringe

>>55713306
Which stock
Pharma?

>>55713646
That makes a lot more sense actually. I guess I never bothered to study the picture closely.

OIL computer turned on

>>55713655
the snmp meme. i was just joking

>>55713661
Holy shit that would have been a fun ride

>>55713669
AH might be where the real ride is.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ZUCKERERG

SNMP halting up again.

buddy check petrobras computer

~80% of S&P 500 constituent companies reported positive earnings results during Q2 earnings season.
https://finance.yahoo.com/video/80-p-500-reported-positive-151354015.html

>>55713324
He was popular when I was correct age to watch his show but it didn't take. He was a little too weird for me.
>>55713652
They make me anxious. I know this is going to break some way some time soon and I want to be on the correct side when it does.

>>55713704
kickin ass

>>55713704
PBR is one of those few stocks I just don't even need to check. I hold it, I get paid. Simple as.

>>55713717
Lol.
Here's the game my friend.
>analysts, whose job depends on setting the bar favorably, sets the bar
>this bar is set lower
>company beats the bar
>WAOOOWW THEY BEAT THE BAR
>in reality, the bar was lowered, and their margins, profit growth, and expenditures were dramatically higher
>stock falls

>>55713719
It's sad how he was treated ultimately. Dude dedicated his life to that character and because of that, that's all he ever was. No woman wants to fuck pee wee herman, so he went to a porn theater to jack off, which btw is the only reason they exist. They ended up crucifying him for that which I thought was incredibly dumb.

>>55713728
>>55713734
I waited a bit too long to buy it, but should be good from here

>>55713618
henlo sirs
buy a hundred uvxy sirs
show bobs and make village proud

>>55713746
I fell victim to this a number of times when I used to trade individual company stocks. You're left holding the bag saying
>b-but they beat

>>55713750
>Reubens was born Paul Rubenfeld in Peekskill, New York on August 27, 1952, and grew up in a Jewish family
Oh we

>>55713692
Meta could turn things around potentially but they're on a longterm downward trajectory imo

>>55713779
Don't. Don't ruin Peewee for me. Look baggot is jewish too and I like him. Sometimes you find a good Jew once in awhile.

>>55713509
MCFNF is going to moon in oct/nov, probably gets bought up by exxon in jan/feb

>>55713550
I put a put literally 1 minute ago what do you mean?

THA NYMEX JEWS are apparently trying to keep me from either ballooning present holdings, or adding to them. I barely managed to grab 75 more shares of UNG and 2 more of BOIL.

Ah ha! AH HA! Victory achieved. I have a stained plastic cutting board. I prefer plastic cutting boards as they are easier to clean except for this staining issue. Scrub with dish soap. No dice. Soak in dish soap and water over night and then scrub. No dice. Nuclear option: dunk in bleach for one hour then clean with dish soap to remove bleach. Victory.

>>55713788
whos that?
thats grotesque

STOP THE SLURP

>>55713807
>microplastics turn you into an anime faggot confirmed

>>55713798
Eww a 5 letter ticker
>>55713811
That's baggot and his gookfu

>>55713478
What penny stocks do I buy?

>traders brace for $102 billion wave of treasury bond sales
Need mo gib fo ukraine.

>>55713776
Try buying the stocks after their post-earnings crash and wait for the recovery. If it's a decent company they're basically guaranteed to eventually recover, so the worst that can realistically happen is you miss out on a better opportunity because your cash is tied up. I bought SNAP at $10.11 last week, it's now $11.35 so I've made over $1k in a week. You could potentially make more with leverage but I don't use leverage or go short, I lost too much money that way.
>this post made by recoverygang

>>55713781
I hope so but I doubt it. I would like another October 2022 buying opportunity since I was still fucking around with crypto back then.

>>55713798
>MCFNF
You the same dude that was shilling this scam at a 3x higher valuation a few months back?

>>55713251
>>55713804
So the play is to hold BOIL until Fall season, right?

>snib
>snap
Mumu, Bobo you wanna talk about it?

>>55713845
That's a good technique. I just trade the indexes with leverage now. It's less hassle.

Can't tell if SOFI is bullshit or not.

>>55713853
Well, if you have a low enough average then I wouldn't sell it till it peaks, yeah, and then also always be looking to add to your holding on dips. Also any time it spikes up breddy gud I buy a little KOLD then sell it when BOIL dips again, and if BOIL dips decently but not enough for me to be willing to buy it above my average, I buy UNG, which I am also willing to sell on decent enough spikes.

>>55713856
I hate having genetically pathetic calves. I am doing single-leg calf raises with extra 50kg and they are still small wtf? I am even training for sarcoplasmic hypertrophy by aiming above 8 reps...

COPPERbros are we officially back? Is this the beginning of another copper rally or is this just an after-effect of China's stimulus which will last for mere two days and then we're back to 2 bucks? Besides gold, how do you guys deal with commodities? They just feel so utterly fickle and impossible to analyze

I'm thinking about getting some UBER or NCLH, but the consensus might be a little bit high. Still have some time to think about it.

>PLTR

>>55713917
i am like the least athletic person ever but i have god tier calves for some reason

>>55713924
CVI is gonna print

>>55713927
Through rigorous training I have managed to get them pretty nice and they really are strong but jesus christ even some normies that have never exercised a hour in their life have comparable calves.
Genetics is a bitch.

>>55713917
>got awesome calves from my dad
>wear shorts and flippie floppys every day while mogging calfletts
feels good.

>>55713924
why would uber bring good numbers?
you think people drive around more paying an arm and a leg?

owari da

>>55713989
>nooticing that your dad has great calves
GOT REVERSE OEDIPUS UP IN HERE
"MOTHER
YES SON
I WANT TO KILL YOU
FATHER
YES SON
IIIIIIIIIIII WANT TO...."

Hey i haven't posted here in awhile, i blew up a smaller account a few years ago but I'm on a bit of a winning streak now and I'm trying to find (reasonable) ways to get more leverage.

>>55713917
> What Is Doctor Copper?

The term Doctor Copper is market lingo for this base metal that is reputed to have a "Ph.D. in economics" because of its ability to predict turning points in the global economy. Because of copper's widespread applications in most sectors of the economy—from homes and factories to electronics and power generation and transmission—demand for copper is often viewed as a reliable leading indicator of economic health. This demand is reflected in the market price of copper.

>>55714011
>why would uber bring good numbers?
You have no idea how retarded the average joe is. I'm only not buying because the estimate seems a bit high.

>>55714011
Zoomies don't have drivers licenses and have to pay loserlennials to drive them to the wagie pits. Ridesharing will moon

>>55714025
kick ass, BLESSED
BOIL/KOLD

I thought Lyft was beating out Uber lately? That's what Delta gave me when they fucked up my layover and I had to spend a night in the City of Thieves (Atlanta).

Why didn’t I sell GUSH bros?

>>55713309
>inb4 she uses this photo as evidence in divorce court

>>55713887
Say I have no BOIL and don't want to do all that.

Should I just throw 10k at BOIL and then not look at it until October?

>>55714020
nothing wrong with that
i got mine from the old man too
he was an Aussie Rules footy player, but had more of a rugby player build

Why is Morgan Stanley better at predicting and analyzing the markey than the others? Is it because they are bearish?

If an ETF pays a fractional dividend, like $0.078374636 or something like that, how does that actually work? They can’t put fractions of pennies in my brokerage account, right?

>>55714020
>nooticing
Its pretty hard not to, you know.... if you actually have a father that is.

>>55714066
They round.

TUP 4.43

>>55714037
actually like the look of buying 100 shares of boil and then selling a call option against it thanks anon

>>55713807
you sure that gets all the bleach out?

>>55714084
Do they ever round up or only down? They’d lose money rounding up, right? I don’t see why they don’t just decide on a round number and distribute just that.

>>55714106
>limiting your upside

>>55714055
I suppose theoretically if you were able to catch a good price then that *should* work, but I wouldn't recommend doing it without keeping a close eye on the whole situation. It is, after all, the only trade known as
THA WIDOWMAKER
and it just a bit too wild for me to think that's a good idea, again, unless you can get it at a breddy dang good price. A few $ under 60 seems reasonably safe to me. I tend to be breddy conservative with this shit, but to be wide open honest, EVEN THOUGH I CONSIDER THIS TO BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, I suspect you could indeed get it for just about anything under $65 and be able to sell it for a decent profit sometime in Oct, even with contract roll and volatility decay considered. There's a lot of DANGER too with the potential for hurricanes knocking it down suddenly so keep that in mind. On the one hand, the damage to production facilities would be bullish, but the widespread power outages would be bearish. I really just will not recommend that, but truthfully think it *should* probably work though. If you do it and get royally fucked, do not forget that I gave lots of warning. That being said, at present I am essentially doing exactly that if you only look at my BOIL all by itself without the side swings.

I qualify as an "Accredited Investor"
When do I get my certificate in the mail?

>>55714106
Enjoy giving up your shares.
Verification not required.

look at xpeng computer

>lum poster is back

Tell it to me straight my ziggers.
If RCL could beat earnings with ease, can NCLH do the same?

>>55714166
Lum stole half my net worth and I didn't even get sex. Lum owes me sex

>>55714055
>>55714136
I should add, I THINK there will be better buying opportunities coming up, but one of the reasons I do not recommend just doing a one time lump buy is that I think it best to buy *some* at a breddy gud price so as to not miss out on if the whole thing moves the floor up some, but adding to it when it winds up proving to still have a little basement travel left in it to get the average down as much as possible.

>>55714146
I have received letters asking me to vote in shareholder votes before. One company sent me a 150 page book about some M&A deal they were about to lock in. I sold the stock a week later.

Jesus Christ my worst nightmare came true. My landlord made a.surprise visit with his brother who's visiting. Jesus Christ I'm drenched in sweat from the anxiety and frantically running around cleaning things at the last second.

>>55714166
I'm genuinely surprised that he hasn't been permabanned for avatarfagging

>>55714119
i can just buy cheaper calls with my premiums silly

>>55714214
what the fuck did he want? why would he want to come in and walk around in your home? i recall that you get a breddy gud deal as a result of having helped him out some years ago.

>>55714214
>My landlord made a.surprise visit with his brother who's visiting
Is that legal where you are? In UK landlords have to give 24h notice and you can complain if they visit too often.

>>55713661
>>55713669
Damn imagine?
But also lol that one year chart. And the five year all time high was like $14k
Anyone else got any penny stock gambles?

>>55714225
well you didn't say that did ya?

>>55714232
It wasn't anything malicious. His brother was visiting from Lebanon and wanted to show him the apartment. Thank fuck I cleaned the kitchen over the weekend. They didn't say anything bad and sat and had a casual conversation with me after, but they were speaking in Arabic most of the time so god knows what they were saying. My apartment has definitely been in worse shape but Jesus I think he could tell I was visibly nervous. I had to hide scoopsies really well and my Israel flag because Lebanese people fucking hate Jews. He told me to come by and grab some food tomorrow so that's good. Thank fuck I pay my rent early every month kek.

>>55714214
Lmao theyre kicking you tf out, fathands.
You'll be forced to buy NTR/MOS calls in the resulting disaster; as it will be your only way out of poverty.

>>55714214
I told you to clean your shit last night.

>>55714214
surprise visit? wtf
lucky they didn't walk in on you playing poker and jacking off

>>55714236
They had a reverse split. 30/1 I kinda wonder if the algos just ran when they saw the sudden price jump

>>55714255
KEK! my very next question was did you introduce them to SCOOPS! I didn't think about the flag! This is also the dude you once saw kind of fighting with someone and he tried to play it casual right?

>>55714234
I could have said no. We have a very good relationship. It's hardly a landlord/tenant relationship. He's a bachelor too so I'm sure his home is trashed as well.

I seem to make about $1k/day.
Am I doing this right?

>>55714034
i really dont think anyone normal takes the uber to work

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55714305
kick ass, BLESSED

....? what's happening? is this the casual closing scam?

>>55714310
That big green juan at the end saved me
instead of crashing, I crabbed

>>55714284
My heart literally sunk in my chest. I went downstairs thinking he just wanted to ask me a question or something and then he dropped the "can I show my brother the place". I was like sure why not, and then I realize scoopsies was laying on my living room floor. I told him give me a minute and sprinted faster than I ever have in my entire life to hide my bb boy.

>>55714310
+0.23, crabbed BOIL rather than BOILed crab!

what the actual fuck was that close
anyone have a headline? can't find anything (yet) on my end

>>55714319
You shoulda bought SOFI back when it was $5.
I'm rolling in dough.

>>55714310
+0.78 gme and bbbyq

>no
>down
>days
>allowed

>>55714310
Snibby won this round today. Fortunately I am temporarily /cashgang/ waiting for next entry so it was no problems.

>>55714305
nice job I am happy for you

holy pumperino

How is this even logically possible? In the last 10 mins suddenly ALL start buying or what? So much, that they reverse the whole day? In an coordinated effort?

>>55714324
KEKLES!!!!!!

>>55714310
Up 8.5% today on ENOVIX. Really nervous and might sell tomorrow because its overvalued as fuck and the retard pump might end soon.

SNMP opened at $10

>>55714343
Just option activity and algos, lad.

>>55714310
>+4.61%

ive recently gotten some slaps so good day

Is it wrong to be 27 and be fully focused on dividend investing?

>>55714334
I made and lost and made and lost and lost and made and then lost money on SOFI last year
Too tired for that shit

>>55714346
What the fuck. I hit ctrl+s

>>55714360
yes, do that when you're old or you're going to miss out on growth opportunities.

>>55714354
But that exactly is the problem. Any sane person who sees this can only derive from this that it's nothing but a scam and money printing machine

SNMP now at $13!!!

>>55714332
>>55714343
If the institutional money is leaning towards buys, we're pumping. There doesn't need to be a headline or a "coordinated effort".

>>55713263
Lil Bobo declaring victory after a green day where we haven't crashed or made anew low for 9 months

Hahaha

>>55714385
The problem is that it happened in these last 10 mins. On "nothing". So how does it work? Is it one person? Is it just bots? What is this?

SNMP now at 13.06!!!

>>55714383
damn i sold :(

>>55714383
Literal insanity. I would expect this from a chink pnd but not an American stock.

>>55714384
Just trade the medium and long term trends and you don't have to worry about noise like this.

>>55714256
They both have run up a lot. I know you have been shilling them in the past. Should I buyed?

robinhood took forever to sell and ended up selling it and giving me 4x the return that i tried to sell for. thats never happened to me b4 ill take it

>>55714383
What is causing this? What the fuck?

>>55714256
If I was getting kicked out id sell everything, quit my job, drive to Seattle, and move in with scoopsies

>>55714360
yes you should be focused on beaver

>>55714425
It’s called a halt my friend.

>>55714383
what the fuck is that?!

>>55714427
The same as always. Literally nothing. Just one of those no news short squeezes.

>>55714396
More money is buying than selling using large market orders, thus the supply is being exhausted in the order book pushing prices up. Whether it's one institution or hundreds of institutions isn't clear, just that there's big buys happening.

>>55714310

+11.18% thanks to daddy karp

>>55714310
>+26% thanks to SOFI

>>55714427
>>55714442
Who knows at this point. It's going to be interesting that's for sure....

Umm.. I bought PFE calls

>>55714196
After selling in Oct when would be a good time to buy and do this song and dance over again if I’m willing to watch and put into KOLD and UNG rather than do a big lump sum bet?

It has to be frustrating to see bankrupt companies punping

>>55714465
How do you even read this?

>>55714437
Aurora blvd whores are pretty good looking

>>55714310
+.30%
Got dragged down by SOXS a little today.

>>55714427
P&D I assume. Happens. +13000% is rare though.

>>55714485
I prefer this to the alternative of perfectly healthy companies being shit on like they are piggly wiggly.

>>55714494
Actually now that I think about it I should probably shack up with poem anon before I make the move to scoopsies. Scoops is probably going to try and lay low so I can't find him so I'll need a base of operations first.

>>55714485
I do like my plug bags coming back up.

>>55714503
Perfectly healthy companies get shit on so people can get money to throw at nvda or upst.

>>55714501
I really think most charts are including the split that happened this morning. 30/1 reverse so actually start price this morning would have been 1.50$ or so. Still nuts

reminder that the tips yield curve inverted these last 3 months

>>55714505
Firestone tire. Aurora blvd. You can set up a car tent and sell alcohol to the ladies from the back seat

>>55714520
reminder that the market already knows that

spike up right at the end into AH

>>55714505
I'm moving apartments next week. My new one won't really have space, sorry. I'm going from a 2br to a loft style without any walls and doors (besides bathrooms)
Invest in residential REITs because I'm going to be paying out the ass for it

>that sudden spike to a day top 7 minutes before closing
lol
lmao

>>55714540
now this is podracing

Rip Zoominfo

tommorow, TUP will be at 20 dollars a share, ENVX will be 80, SNMP will be 1000, SOFI 30 and all short hedge funds will be liquidated

>>55714255
>I had to hide scoopsies really well and my Israel flag because Lebanese people fucking hate Jews
That's qwhite the jump. Maybe they just have a problem with the military that killed a bunch of their people? It's possible to have issues with a country's armed forces and be fine with its people. The equivocation is interesting.

Still gotta say, this might have been the most semitic closing I've seen for a long time.

>>55714552
But hedge funds are 80% nvda

>>55714520
priced in

Imagine not knowing about the sea horse pattern

>>55714558
>he doesn't know that there are shadow funds in the dark pools

>>55714581
>darknet stock markets

Why do anons not alert us quicker to these stocks that jump high in a day? If I find you in real life, it's over.

>>55714497
Why are you shorting the semiconductor sector?

SOXX moving averages on all timeframes are bullish. Recent superconductor manufacturing breakthroughs have led to a skyrocket in buy volume in the semiconductor sector.

>>55714581
Shadow deez nuts

>>55714581
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh fedcoiners are buying everything asset prices are rising inflation is gonna decrease now because no one is buying food ahhhhhhhh

Look at MGAM

>>55714539
Not a big deal, I do well in tight spaces
>>55714553
Oh don't get me wrong I hate Jews too, I was gifted the flag ironically. We'd probably bond over that, but I'd have to explain myself first.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>55714465
thanks for the ta, now i finally see it all clearly

>>55714465
Least schizophrenic TA-tard

>>55713251
Kek, saving this image for when Link is $300k per coin.

>tfw i didnt sell my pltr and sofi when fud was at peak

So fed gonna drop rates by 1% in september right? Yield curve reverts and everyone can clap

>>55714722
>dropping interest rates when the yield curve is inverted and core inflation is still increasing

>>55714722
They need a reason to drop rates. What would that be. According to them, everything is perfect

>>55714722
are the retail investers heemed yet? HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>55714313
>>55714384

it is all a scam tho.
its earnings week, as usual only unimportant companies on monday, only ones important are mid week AFTER close, always after close.
the important data also come out AFTER big tech earnings, on friday.

>>55714748
they are bulltards. as long as the market doesnt even go down they are fine. if it would, they would keep holding the bag as usual

>>55714734
i could easily overpower that oriental and take her--- what's the female version of a bussy?

>>55714360
You should be picking it SOXL and TQQQ on dips

>>55714465
>>55714385
I hate when people make this excuse so much.
There is always a reason. There is always a buyer who is driving the action, and there is a reason why that buyer drove the action. 99.999% of the time, it is due to a headline. If you watch enough 1 minute charts, for years and years, you can see when there is irregular activity, where there's a "reason" behind the move - where you can tell just by looking at the chart that some news broke

what is this after market trading hours pattern called?

>>55714790
the "why are you still using robinhood you dumb fuck" trend

I am increasingly convinced big players have shifted to trading using private GPT implementations that figured out the optimal strategy is to bet on up every day

>>55714790
That's a classic "no refunds" if I've ever seen one

How do I stop being jewish exit liquidity?

>>55713856
I held a heavy bag for well over a year and sold CCs. Some of my shares were called away and I decided to sell them all. Took 21% profit and felt kind of bad, but I moved all that money into XPO and I'm up 50% so I guess I should be happy.
But now SOFI is over 10 and all the jew analysts are shitting on it. Makes me think it's going to creep up toward 20 and I want to FOMO back in.

>>55714310
+0.14

Another day. Another day of doing "nothing" and getting paid for it. I did bag more VZ though before I took my afternoon nap. Kek the sell off is overdone. I think the rise of AI, 8k films and video games, and the VR fad (thanks apple) plus further 5G expansion will bring about the 2nd coming of the bandwidth sucking explosion.

>>55714828
wait until the last ten minutes of trading (or imbalances if you will) and buy a couple 1dte options then sell on the pump or dump

>>55713309
She’s cute. Who is she?

Thoughts on LYV?

>>55714969
goes by many names that one

Who else became a YELLow fellow today?

>>55714859
SPY will just trade completely flat for until that anon sells though

>>55714552
>ENVX will be 80
god, i wish. i would fucking coom if that happened.

TOTAL MUMU BEHEEMING

>>55714850
I mean I'm waiting for T and VZ to cut dividends then I'm looking

nobody will hire me yet another day, oh well atleast I have some stocks to dote on.
how did you all perform this month?

>>55714214
>surprise visit, rentoid. If I see any dirty clothes on the floor, I'm taking a cleaning fee out of your deposit.

What in tarnation was that end of day pump?

>>55715216
Noone was buying all day. The market is dead.
The top is in.

>>55715216
Everything pumps even nkla

>>55714990
Can I find her on TikTok?

>>55713324
you now all remember Gilbert Gottfried died last year

Fang raising divvy and going on a discount

>>55714621
Decent save, the effort is noted.

>>55715290
Norm, Saget, and Gilbert all died within the span of 6 or so months

>>55715216
So all gains can be lost friday of course.

Because I have no one else to tell.

>$4.9k profit from spreads and selling covered calls and cash-secured puts

Pretty good. I give it a B+. Could have been over $6k but had a lapse of judgement last week. Good month.

>>55715427
Workin for the weekend!

>>55714781
these are day trading ETFs. 3 day hold at absolute max,

There will be no bear market this year

Planning to rebalance my IRA:
40000 QQQ - NASDAQ ETF
40000 SCHD - DIVIDEND ETF
50000 VOO - SP500 ETF
40000 VTI - TOTAL ETF
40000 VTV - VALUE ETF
50000 DIA - INDUSTRIAL ETF

Thoughts?

Note I have a brokerage with 10k small cap etf, 10k mid cap etf, 10k VTV, and 40k VTI.

Looking for longish term holds.

>>55715458
Good job anon. Your gains will start to multiply as you stick to your strategy.

>>55715487
emerging market ETF

>>55715458
That's a big burger

>>55715487
needs a growth stock etf if you're under 35. you don't need any dividend etfs

I'm up to 5,000 shares of UPRO as of today. I might be retarded but I think that my cute wife TayTay is ushering in the next decades long bull run.

>>55715503
Consistency and cutting off losers quickly. Getting better at it.

>>55715518
Who doesn't like big burgers?

>>55715520
Only recently did dividends appeal to me. It seems like a fairly stable nice place to park some modest % of my retirement (even if it is early).
But yeah, point taken. Will consider some growth ETF and also emerging market ETF like >>55715505 said.
Might go with something like:
30000 QQQ - NASDAQ ETF
30000 SCHD - DIVIDEND ETF
40000 VOO - SP500 ETF
30000 VTI - TOTAL ETF
30000 VTV - VALUE ETF
40000 DIA - INDUSTRIAL ETF
30000 Growth
30000 Emerging

>>55715487
VTI and VOO are nearly identical, just redundant.

>>55715554
>Doesn't forget the ball(s)
She's perfect.

>set up sell on my PayPal calls a couple weeks ago and set it GTC
>tanks, never executes
>sell the other half below as part of risk management
>forget the other sell was still open, now have no calls

Fuck I never use good till canceled orders. I just know they're going to smash earnings this week literally everyone uses Venmo.

Fucking aliens are tanking my Lockheed shares. Go back to your home planet and stop spreading military high tech to peasants!

>>55715216
I’m certain global manufacturing PMI will come in lower than expected tomorrow morning so I assume it’s going to dump, whether it continues to moon to new highs until that report after open is any guess

>>55715487
Literally just buy VOO/VTI. Add QQQ if you want exposure to higher standard deviation. The rest will not outperform SP 500. Instead of divvies with SCHD you can make your own through covered calls on VOO (or SPY for more options liquidity). Also emerging markets are trash.

>>55715343
As you get older. Everyone you watched on TV growing up will start dying faster and faster

>>55715707
My dad was real bummed out when Eddie van Halen died. First celebrity death I saw him visibly bothered by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYlfUETNCVc

>>55713346
Obviously more growth potential, it's smaller but if it were priced the same as NVDA it could be like 60 bucks.

>>55715656
Is buy VT ok?

>>55715781
For a Roth IRA

I unironically bought inverse Jim Cramer on ASTS

>>55715884
I might buyed more

I bought SOXL at 12 bucks. Feels good

>>55715797
That's exactly what I am buying it for.
What is better exposer to foreign or exposer to domestic markets?

>>55714214
Look who's the jannie now.

>>55715884
what did Cramer say about it?

>>55715718
That was a bummer to me as well, VH was pretty much the only of the 80s rock bands (yes, I know they started in the 70s) that really kept my love much farther into life. When 1984 first came out, so did CDs, and I had a much older cousin who worked at a high end musical instrument store in a larger city. They had a soundproof stereo demo room with the most incredible system pretty much possible. At that time only a relative few things were available in the new CD format, and they were about $30 each. He took me and my mother in that room, closed the door and put this on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM68ZL42hp0

which of course is followed by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

and it something new was opened...

>>55715781
It's fine but you're leaving money on the table and I think it's overdiversification. It has lower volatility but lower upside. VOO is up around 60% over the past 5 years while VT is around 30%. The US is still the world's economic leader. And our retirement system adds constant cashflow into the major indexes.

>>55715895
we are cost average brothers
harvesting those delicious covered call premiums

not a new high score but a pretty good day today
I hope the OXY earnings don't wreck my shit this week.

>>55715961
You’re not welcome here Buffett.

>>55715920
>AST SpaceMobile: “Jimmy Chill is not going to fall prey to that idea that a bad stock is going to be better long term, I don’t want you to touch that. I like better companies, including one that reports soon, and that’s Tesla.”

I'm not digesting his words, the price is near all time lows. Said fuck it, threw some fun change at it and see if it pumps

>>55715978
not my problem

>unlike the dotcom bubble ai has practical applications

This is the top Jesus Christ I fucking hate affirmative action fucking dumb niggers imagine how good everything would be if we didn't hand money and jobs to niggers and women

So will tech growth just slowdown or will it collapse? There's no way it's sustainable to outprice the rest of the market by this much.

>>55716030
oh shut the fuck up poltard. you'll never make any money being a bear in this market.

>>55716030
Only brainlet blue collar chuds think AI doesn't have practical applications, every software engineer is extremely bullish on AI.

>AI
Never heard of it.

Halp

>>55716044
>There's no way it's sustainable to outprice the rest of the market by this much.
Could be if AI actually adds that much value. Right now everyones speculating it will. Nvdia is already making a ton off it and now companies like microsoft are offering services for costs. Couple of quarters and people will find out how much money there is for this stuff and prices will reflect that.

Either pump as its more profitable than expected or dump as it was overhyped.

>>55715986
neat, thanks

>>55716084
$bil etf until they cut, don't buy the actual paper anon.

Just blew up my toilet. How do I profit off of this? Also thoughts on VALE/iron ore in general?

>>55716084
30YR

>>55716050
>>55716054
AI is bullshit and a mania. A lot of it isn't even new.

>>55716195
Just say you're a tech brainlet who doesn't understand LLMs.

>>55715104
>>55714552
Since when are there ENVX anons?

>>55716123
VALE prints money. Invest in Brazil.

>>55715656
>The rest will not outperform SP 500.
What about SCHG?

>>55716218
Yes, always buy Schwab ETFs.

>>55716202
you try way too hard. try getting offline some time.

>>55716123
If we're reinflating, then commodities and resource companies should do well. Hard to say if we will

>>55715781
>>55715781
VT contains Ch*nese stocks and is therefore for DAMN commies. Buy VTI instead to invest in Real American Stocks and not some bull shit scam companies.

>>55716245
this, but fuck the yurofaggotcos too, they can't make anything themselves and their margins are squashed by all the "vacay". fuckin faggots.

>>55716218
>bollock dagger in the right spot
This brings me joy

>>55716245
Yeah I did a little reading and fuck VT. VTI has better returns anyways. Fuck the chinks.

https://archive.is/dCvXe

>>55714310
all you need is one big win each day!

>>55716308
VOO>VTI
also have some VOOG or VUG.

>>55716323
I invest in the long term so this is actually good for me.

>>55716325
Just remember to take profit.

>>55716325
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55716359
>>55716359
>>55716359

Up $2600 since February. I know it's not much, but making slow, steady gains on my initial investment is very pleasing. I'll probably lose it someday and be very sad, but right now I'm content. I hope you're all having a good time. I'm drunk.

>>55715473
Are you retarded?

>>55716402
man for some of us that is a good fuckin' lot, kick ass, BLESSED

>>55716402
whats the investment you bumhead?