/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55698395
I'd like to see her peach!

BOIL!

There are a few stocks I am looking into that are really overvalued companies potentially misleading shareholders. A lot of these stocks are pharma companies but /smg/ doesn't like to talk about pharma because its pretty domain-specific and you need to know FDA approval lingo / biostatistics.

But there are some pretty interesting non-pharma shorts that I have. One of them is CELH. An energy drink company that is straight up doing accounting fraud and is under a Going Concern from their auditor.

Another dogshit scam company is ENVX. I don't even know where to begin with this one. Battery company that claims to have deals with the military but they actually don't. ENVX batteries straight up are impossible to manufacture at scale and the stock is being bid up by stock pumpers who literally went to jail (Google who Gregory Reyes is...he's a big ENVX promoter on twitter).

There are a bunch of pharma companies I like as shorts. So many that I'm not even going to bother listing out most of them. But one of the easier-to-grasp shorts I have in the pharma space is AXSM.

AXSM's drug Auvelity is already approved, but the drug is really fucking stupid. This drug Auvelity is meant to treat Major Depressive Disorder (MDD). The drug is a combination of DXM cough syrup (yes you read that correctly) and Bupropion, an antidepressant.

The drug works because bupropion potentiates the impacts of DXM, getting the patient high as fuck.

The company is super overvalued because the market is pricing the stock as if the company is going to have prescribers and formularies at hospitals buying the drug Auvelity left and right. That is not the case. No pharmacies want Auvelity. No hospitals want Auvelity. The drug is stupid and dangerous and gets patients high as fuck. No psychiatrist should ever prescriber their patient Auvelity.

Short AXSM.

why is the market closed I feel like Im going to explode aaah

>>55698547
LOL for whatever reason, this gif reminded me of the documentary "James May in space" from years ago.
Imagine May's goofy face instead of the anime girl.

>>55698581
>James May at the Edge of Space
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_May_at_the_Edge_of_Space

>>55698597
>James May in space
i love james may i never saw this

why would anyone put money in savings or treasuries when you can easily beat those with some safe and effective risk managed options plays

>>55698614
to avoid drawdown, but i have my mother in covered call funds because they get extra premium from higher interest rates anyway

>>55698528
I have a bupropion prescription. Are you saying I can get high as fuck off NyQuil without taking too much?

>>55698614
house down payment in treasuries
hedging against the the inevitable 25-40% selloff when the fed announces pivot with ~20% of my stock position in treasuries for now as well

>>55698689
Not NyQuil, but robitussin. And yes. If you mix DXM with Welbutrin (bup) you will get very high on DXM.

>>55698691
The 25% selloff was in 2022 you dumbfuck bobo.

>>55698705
be careful anon, a lot of cough syrups have stuff to make you throw up and hate your life so you don't drink the syrup to get high

>>55698716
i was only 10% in cash at that time, i learn my lessons. and it was 18%.
all signs currently point to massive upcoming recession the moment the fed pivots, there is nothing legitimate propping this market up, i will probably move to about 40% cash when spx passes 5k, i don't see it going much past 5100 before the pivot.

>>55698730
bro im talking about stocks i do not get high on cough syrup. but MDD patients prescribed auvelity, AXSM's drug, do get high on cough syrup

>>55698739
DXM is actually a good antidepressant but its essentially Ketamine x1000 and forces a bad trip. I could definately see it working on suicidal people but also killing some

>>55698735
>all signs currently point to massive upcoming recession the moment the fed pivots, there is nothing legitimate propping this market up,
LLMs are the most important invention since the internet, AI is unironically going to change society. There will be no crash, this time is actually different.

>>55698761
The whole reason Auvelity was approved to treat depression is because it mimics ketamine through potentiation of NMDAR inhibition.

It's bullshit because no sane psychiatrist will give this as a first-line Rx to patients. AXSM is super overvalued

>>55698772
yes, this time is different, history is always different in details but not in kind. the selloff won't be because of the ai hype bubble bursting or the systemic corruption of the banking system finally coming to light or some pandemic, it'll be something else unrelated and unpredictable that just coincides with the weakening economy and starts a cascade. i think it's most likely to occur when the pivot happens.

You know its kind of crazy when you realize how many public landline payphones are still around in 2023. Funny thing, there is still a landline payphone at the same street corner at the ending of the matrix 1999 in sydney australia. Anyways stock related, how does landline phones still existing effect verizon stock, is it an expense on their balance sheets? The stock looks kind of like a spicy buy.

>>55698834
here they reused the buildings old landlines to offer cheaper fast internet.

>>55698513
>CELH
>at ATH
>$11b cap on $500m sales
Lel. What's the cheapest way to short this stinker? Options look pricey

>>55698730
>>55698689
You can buy pure DXM pills off Amazon

Any of you invest in your own broker? I'm thinking of buying IBKR but Peterffy could start dumping his shares again at any moment.

>>55698796
Banking failures are bullish though, the Fed will instantly respond with infinite QE.

>>55698859
Cheapest way would be shorting shares.....nonetheless I'm glad you can see what a giant turd CELH is. It's trading at inflated sales too, they are doing accounting gymnastics to bolster their sales. Not saying that the brand isn't growing....lots of people buy Celsius energy drinks these days.

>>55698881
I've swung HOOD for profit a few times.

>>55698689
I accidentally took too much extended release Robitussin and had one of the best highs of my life (only drank and smoked weed). I looked it up as I started noticing and apparently I took half the amount that people take when they "robotrip." Pretty great but haven't done it again, also just can't find the stuff most of the time because all the ones I see are the ones with other stuff in it, I have no idea where my wife got that stuff. Also my illness was cured. However this is what I was watching as it kicked in https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8

Uh this dude claims a 64% S&P dive is on the way. Same dude who predicted the 2000 and 2008 crashes so I dunno maybe there's some truth to his spiel. https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-crash-sp-500-64-percent-john-hussman-bubble-2023-7

>>55698796
>something else unrelated and unpredictable
It's literally just jews and niggers and it's exacerbating how predictable it is. Watch in October as bulls throw all their money away because they think it's just another dip because it's normally a shitty month

>>55698965
When you're a permabear you predict every crash 100%
It's no different than the retards who said stocks go up because the June pivot was being priced in and who said inflation was good for stocks but who are now saying that inflation coming down is good for stocks.

>>55699023
nobody said inflation was good for stocks what they said was that inflation already gave a 15-20% drop on top of the 20% drop so the indexes dropped 40% in real terms

>>55698513
>Another dogshit scam company is ENVX. I don't even know where to begin with this one. Battery company that claims to have deals with the military but they actually don't. ENVX batteries straight up are impossible to manufacture at scale and the stock is being bid up by stock pumpers who literally went to jail (Google who Gregory Reyes is...he's a big ENVX promoter on twitter).
went all in ENVX yesterday, how fucked am i? should i panic sell monday?

>>55699078
just ride the wave and sell when there's a pullback, dont baghold

quality saggers in the catalog

Watched a video where the guy said that “investing in crypto is like buying a lottery ticket and admitting that you failed in money so you feel the need to buy lottery tickets”

Do y’all agree with this statement

anyone want to be my baggie?

>>55699050
Niggers on this boards were 100% saying inflation was good for stocks after the s&p 7 started to rise after bad prints of the CPI and ppi. Could probably find a screen cap but I really like this one

>>55698886
No one said anything about more useless shit tier banks failing. There's plenty of black swans that be triggered around the world due to the Fed's rapid rate hikes

>>55699291
do not reply to the redditard namefag

>>55699218
Yes

>>55699209
Thanks

>get recommended a stock YouTuber
>here’s my 1 million dollar stock portfolio
>it’s a fucking excel spreadsheet.

These financial YouTuber are the biggest grifters. Even the shitty ones talk about buying stocks but refuse to show their portfolios

Fuck YouTube algo

Post the movie for tonight so I can run out and make a financial investment in a bluray

>>55699078
Stop loss + one put for every 100 shares in case of chosen hours mega dumps.

>>55699370
yeah they're probably lying but it's also best practice to use excel for your trades because broker interface can get shit wrong and also be uglier than spreadsheets

>>55699459
>broker interface can get shit wrong
THIS
>THIS
THIS
I manage my son's Schwab account for the program he's in, and it shows on the main positions page a loss, when he's actually up by plenty. It all got "reset" with various sells/buys and is nowhere near actually accurate for the spirit of what people expect from that particular value.

I just got done with my 2nd attempt at reporting issues with the 1d up/down/green/red values in the HOOD main account chart and got someone who recognized what I have been saying and is
GETTING
SOME SHIT
FUCKING
DONE!

>DXY goes down
>bullish because stocks are an inflation hedge
>DXY goes up
>bullish because soft landing
Bullbros, this permanently high plateau is looking better every day

>>55698395
How'd everyone do yesterday? Surprised the markets ended in the green considering the Fed's interest rate hike.

>>55698761
>bad trip
lmao dxm isn't the spider drug

MUMUSISTERS ... i went long on AMD with a x10 leverage. THOUGHTS ?

>>55699565
I used to take benadryl sometimes to sleep when i was in school and I would wake up to a spider on my pillow running away every day it was spooky until I figured out what was causing it

>>55699579
I think you should have done that 8 months ago retard. Now is the time to be selling or at least not using leverage

>>55699541
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55699586
It's pretty cool just for shits once or twice. Too much paradoxically creates insomnia.

>>55699600
you forgot your bf's pic

>>55699565
Ive taken high doses DXM and seen my walls crawling with centipedes spiders and other bugs and can also feel them

>>55699541
Hike was unironically priced in.

>Inflation sticky
>FED unlikely to pivot but keep rates plated where they are
>Private sector tightening up credit requirements
>Mortgage applications plummeting
>CC Debt highest its ever been
>Car Repos accelerating
>CMBS about to blow up

How long until this over priced market makes a pull back? AI hype is just like the EV car bubble

>>55699642
AI is very useful. EV cars dont add anything to productivity comparatively

>>55699657

>AI is very useful.

It certainly is but AI and computer technology has been a slow gradual development and nothing has changed other than chat GPT being open source and wowing the normies but ehind closed doors that technology has been around for quite some time. AI will improve corporate margins but we're probably a decade ahead of our selves.

>date goes decent, no awkward pauses
>good convo, with mutual interests
>I give her an out, ask if she wants to go or stay longer
>she even motions for hug at the end
>unmatches me after without a word
Women

>>55699698
>>unmatches me after without a word

Because she wanted to "hook up" on the hook up app

>>55699684
Well I've seen chatbots before for at least 15 years, this time it's different. Have you seen co-pilot by MSFT? Things are moving fast
>>55699698
>1pbtid
>off topic
Did you really search and open this thread just to blog? Is this a bot designed to shit up 4chan? I dont get it

idk why ya'll obsess over dips and pumps and all that shit. i just stack my dividend stocks and never sell.way less stress and basically guaranteed money.

>>55699708
Doubt it, but if so shes a terrible flirt because she gave no hints of wanting to get nailed. Just more date exp I guess. At least she showed up relatively on time.

>>55699740
i don't know if you're aware but dividends are in fact irrelevant

>>55699763
Not completely
They're relevant as a way to identify homosexuality

>>55699740

dividends are less tax efficient than capital gains

>>55699785
guess how I know you've never heard of qualified dividends

>>55699740
>doesn't re-invest
Not gonna make it.

>>55699785
bullshit
In the absence of any capital gains you pay zero taxes on up to 40k in qualified dividends, and it takes only 60 days of holding to get qualified dividends where as you have to hold for a year for long term capital gains

>>55699698
You're one of dozens she has to choose from. She had a better option lined up, simple as.

i'm at that tipping point where i can stop drinking and get something done today, or just continue into the abyss

>>55699814
it should be said that the 0% for 40k applies to long term capital gains as well.

>>55699792

touche

>>55699618
sorry, I was distracted when I posted it because your mother had called me screaming and yelling because I told her I wasn't going to fuck her again until she grew her muff back out after shaving it the other day.

i think i'm gonna do svengoolie on /tv/ instead of coming to movie night, sorry bros

>>55699078
I'm seeing several sources say they got that government contract why do you think they didn't get it do you have a source?

>>55699818
Yeah I could see that but give me something to go on other than
"Nothing went wrong"

>>55699911
I'm probably going to play poker tournaments all night myself. Depends on the movie I guess.

>>55699950
texas hold em or real poker?

>>55699995
Hold em. Nobody plays stud or draw anymore.

>>55699999
well fathands i think it's your lucky day you better bet big

>>55700010
As long as the shitty WSOP app will recognize my location. Last night it was being hella gay.

>>55699999
wow what an absolutely pathetic waste of quints

>>55698528

Wouldn't it work for depression though?
DXM is an NMDA receptor antagonist similar to ketamine which is also used for depression.

But it'd be a generic drug, so it's just this formulation which they've approved? How high does it get patients?

I'll just stick to downing a bottle of Robitussin DX the good old fashioned way.

>>55700071
ketamine doesnt work research kind of proved it has no real effect

>>55699370
J Bravo does

>>55700093
This isn't true.

>>55700063
I'm also off to a bad start. Went all in on a king of hearts flush only to get beat by a ace of hearts flush. Fucking bullshit.

>>55700093
Isn't ketamine considered essential medicine?

Dividends are kind of based. If you don’t want to get rich and just want to add more income streams it’s a good alternative.

You won’t get rich but if you reinvest everything you can retire early

>>55700116
it is true, it has no long term effects on depression you have to constantly take it and it's short acting

>>55700187
dividends are tax inefficient trash, share buybacks are way better IMO unless you are spending the money they pay you in divvies

>>55697974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz4-aEGvqQM

>>55700190
The best solution to depression might be unironically shrooms. It downmodulates the equivalent of Freuds "ego" in the human body called the default mode network. The DMN essentially the conductor of the brain, using our collection of experiences to make connections in our brain. This occurs during depression where the DMN reinforces connections that lead to depressive feelings. Shrooms turn the DMN off allowing you to create entirely new connections. DMN comes back on and those new connections then can help provide alternatives to depression spirals. Current treatment with shrooms for depression involves talk therapy and music, but I think even better would be new experiences while on shrooms. I wish food/cooking was better on shrooms but the feeling is a little too intense.

>>55700195
>share buybacks are way better IMO
on paper yeah but then you have to rely on the market to be rational for your shares to be valued properly
with divvies they just hand you the cold hard cash

>>55699911
We don't know who you are
>>55699950
You're probably too big of a personality to expose yourself too much like that. Everyone who uses their /smg/ name in Cytube gets razzed a bit but it's all lovely at the end of the day. As long as the movie's right

>>55700195
dividends are better for you, the investor.
buybacks are better for the company because they are more tax efficient than dividends.

most companies use a combination. choose your best option. were all smart enough to optimize right? this is /smg/ after all

>>55700071
So let me get more granular with my AXSM short thesis: Auvelity is being prescribed for first line MDD treatment. That makes no sense because no fucking psychiatrist on this planet is going to give an MDD patient this strong ass NMDA receptor antagonist as first line tx.

It will be TRD (Treatment Resistant Depression) aka third-line treatment. This means the TAM for Auvelity is way smaller than the market is pricing it. That means the stock price of AXSM should go down.

>>55700280
duuuuuude shrigmas lmaoooo

>>55699698
Grim. Absolutely grim. Winced reading this post tbhonest.

>>55699078
I know you're trolling but in the 1% chance youre not trolling and youre actually long ENVX, then just sell on the next retard pump. I guess i shouldn't be shocked that /smg/ retards go all in on literal scam stocks being promoted by a gaggle of batshit insane boomers on Twitter

URANIUM
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?comments & opinions ?

AMD is gonna fucking have earnings on August 1st and they are going knock it the fuck out of the park with their fucking average returns and minor beat.

I did some calculations
the NVDA & TSLA AI duo is fairly priced if they can attain a 36% CAGR over 11 years
thoughts? I think it's improbable since NVDA relies on design only and TSLA relies on their big robo & FSD nonsense to be successful

>>55700449
>thoughts?
I believe the numbers speak for themselves

>>55700449
>thoughts?
not much, just agreement
After doing a similar analysis I'm not touching NVDA/TSLA unless they start expading their business into other planets of the solar system. I'm more than comfortable with the share they hold on my portfolio just by being on the SP500.

>>55700433
Buying

>>55700441
they beat last time and did shit all

>>55700385
my absence will be noted

Not a memeposter or an APE schizo but fuck hedgies and fuck market manipulation and you could crash amc stock to zero and I still would never sell. Beg me to sell at $500 a share and fucking suck my fucking dick and maybe I'll consider it but I'm literally never selling unless you suck my dick and make me a millionaire

>>55700465
based, it's all just floating on a sea of fake and gay, which tends to have an evaporation rate of "suddenly at some point".

>>55700517
retard

A message to reddit tourist and the swedecuck.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCs-n6pB4c&feature=share

>55700517
Bbbyq is that way buddy

>>55700517
>STILL holding AMC
bagholder-san... I kneel...

>>55700517
>Not a memeposter or an APE schizo
>but
>BUT
>but
>genuine 200 proof pure memeposter and Ape schizo shit

>>55700522
Oh I'm sorry I'm retarded? Is that right? I'm retarded? Oh wow I guess I'm retarded *starts waving hands in front of your face* sorry about my outlandish behavior I think it's because of how retarded I am

reminder that human brains are pattern seeking machines that don't intuitively understand how growth works in business, you can't extrapolate growth like you think you can and thus overpay for growth
what you can understand that this phenomenon is documented and work with that

>>55700539
Stupid retard. Don’t be sorry, Be better

i don't trust this market

>>55698395
Is real estate and REITs the best way to make consistent returns for a non-insider? If you don't have absolute knowledge about a business or industry or product, how can you make consistent returns? You're better off with an index fund. However, anyone understands real estate and occupancy rates

>>55700593
They can't stop the buying.

>>55700610
nobody is buying that's the thing

>>55700517
Adam Aron will dilute on you niggers forever just sell and move on your CEO is a scam artist

>>55700616
I think what you meant to say is, nobody is selling

>>55700515
K don't be dramatic about it

>>55700616
If you aren't buying you're missing out.

>>55700638
no worries, i have a divine trading strategy

>>55700643
Meme lines never lie.

I told you guys to short WING and regardless if I'm right or if I'm wrong, these motherfuckers have really good fries and ranch

>>55700662
truth

>>55700616
>nobody is buying
401k auto-buys will probably be pretty consistent unless there's a major panic. I don't know what the scale of that liquidity is relative to the rest of the market but it must have some impact. Not that it makes the current prices any less ridiculous.

>>55700590
>Be better
>pennyshits
Well you are more based and DYOR-pilled. But, given the success rate of these instruments, from an investing perspective, I'm not sure you can claim to be "better", necessarily...

/smg/ is dead.

>>55700724
shame
Look at this Apu if you missed it earlier this week

>>55700724
You only wish it was dead.

>>55700724
The whole board is. Even delaying new thread creation until the bump limit we're still usually near the top of the catalog. Nothing crazy has happened in the markets lately and that means everyone who either made it or went bust during COVID has stepped away from the table. Preusmably it's the same in the crypto pits. It's just the nature of the game.

>>55700724
you're welcome

>>55700724
/smg/ is not dead. The thread is just slow during the weekends because the stock markets are closed.

>>55700741
This was an exceptionally nice one and I'm glad to see it again.

>>55700603
>If you don't have absolute knowledge about a business or industry or product, how can you make consistent returns?

No one has absolute knowledge. You'll still know more than 99% of investors simply by opening the company's 10-k

12 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Greta Gerwig's Barbie (2023)! All my friends have alreddy seen it I can't wait

Nigger market please pump my oil stock next week thank you. I just want to go back to ATH that isn't too much to ask.

>>55700724
Bulls got slaughtered. Bears got slaughtered. Just another day for us pigs though.

>>55700781
Agreed, for my son's sake on that one (he holds a lot of XOM).

>>55700777
Checked holy trips.

>presents

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Barbie (2023)!

I thought futures were opening today then i remembered it's saturday
>>55700802
what kind of woman refuses sex on her wedding night? the man was right to pull out right then and there.

TUP, ENVX, SOFI and PACW calls and plentiful bourbon for me.

>>55699225
;)

>>55700441
Beat an estimate that's lower than it was when the stock was 200 p/e at half the cost it is now. Beat my dick nigger shits going down

>>55700837
>>55700802
>engagement ring
>wedding ring
>wedding band
>the stupid wedding photos
>a multiple wedding dresses, the cake, the dresses for her entire girl crew, open bar for the guests on your tab, at the stupid fucking instagramable place she needed to book, with like 99999 flowers or ponies whatever bullshit, all the food, the stupid fucking events, the cringe speeches talking about your emotions, the stupid rental car, and all the bells an whistles
>half of all your shit
And still no sex?
Le vaginal merchant is undefeated. Even le happy merchant man loses half his shit to her.

>>55698395
lost it all on several charts leading up to this one that was the finishing blow,
i have 5 figures in stocks which is my salvation from going back to wage slavery since im not worth more than a 40k salary..
what are some good plays for this coming week? i havent trded stocks in years
basically im asking you to spoon feed me

>>55700952
check earnings dates if you want to roll the dice
AMD is on the 1st

>>55700802
Uh I thought that was part of the whole "honey moon" thing. You know you and your bride spending the whole time fucking your brains out. Also this time is when the whole "whoops, I'm pregnant" thing happens a lot to.

>>55700841
>ENVX
Lol.

>>55700417
Are shrooms good for you?

>>55701070
bro, just buy it

>>55701080
I don't know if shrooms are good for you or not, but they're not harmful physiologically at all. And they make for a really fun bonding experience and can revitalize relationships. On the other hand, bad shroom trips can ruin someone's life and if you're predisposed to certain mental illnesses, then psychedelics like shrooms can be outright harmful for your pscychiatric state.

It's pretty fucking legal though. I went to a friend's birthday a few weeks ago in a park (Golden Gate Park in SF so this literally the local culture) and she had psilocybin chocolates that she purchased online that were totally legal. And those things really were strong, like 1.5 mg equivalent of psilocybin from the chocolate bar got you tripping off your ass. But a good trip.

I've taken LSD way more than shrooms in my life and I think LSD is actually potentially very harmful. LSD = schizo stimulant trip
Shrooms = peaceful gorilla trip

>>55701085
Bro, it's a scam. I'm sure you've made your money but this thing doesn't have much more juice left when they realize that ENVX "military contract" is just a deal with a third party contractor with the military worth a few $100K

>>55701070
You seem to have a chip on your shoulder regarding ENVX anon.

>>55701101
I guess I do? It's a stupid scam and the shareholder base is genuinely retarded. These things take a while to fall apart so I'm not saying it's some asymmetric short. ENVX really just has every red flag known in the entire universe of equities though.

>>55701099
Again can you please provide a source.

>>55700968
amd yolo calls? yeet

>>55701104
Here is a literal ENVX insider (TJ Rodgers) admitting admitting that the ENVX “Army contract” for development and testing is for all of $600k.

$600K. Listen I know we're on a website full of shitco momentum traders who like dogshit scam companies that are highly shorted.

But the army deal is worth $600K. Rodgers also admits that ENVX are manufacturing batteries manually, with 160 (!!) workers manning the production line.. so that’s about 1200 watch batteries ($1200 of revenue) per worker per year?

ENVX is such a fucking retarded stock but it's 9 PM on a Saturday so no one is going to even pay attention to this.

>>55701099
I'm joking. ENVX is possibly the dumbest pump right now. Baffling that people see the same group of pumpers behind legendary tickers like NKLA and APPH, and then decide these are the sort of people to follow.
Then again, it's totally rational as long as you're confident there's at least some liquidity left floating out there from even bigger retards.

>>55701119
I paid attention, anon

>>55701119
I'll see if I can time the top and enter puts, thanks anon.

>>55701121
You le epic trolled me hard. It really is baffling to people who are experienced and do equity diligence in the markets but I guess to shitco enthusiasts and momentum retards like the ones on /smg/ all beeline to these stocks and buy them hand over fists like moths drawn to a light emanating every single fucking red flag known to existence.

Greg Reyes and Marc Cohodes both blocked me on twitter by the way, as they do to any ENVX skeptic. Fucking retards. Holy fuck Greg and Marc are the stupidest dipshits I've ever come across on fintwit and that is saying something because there are a lot of schizo momentum highly shorted stock boomer faggot cunts on Twitter but these two take the fucking cum-crusted cake.

https://enovix.s3.amazonaws.com/ENVX_PullingThePlug_2023July18.pdf

There is a pretty smart guy on Twitter who writes short reports on stocks, and he wrote a whole report on the lore of ENVX and how big of a scam it is and how the online promoters of the stock are literally batshit insane ex-Wall Street guys who either got convicted of securities fraud (Greg Reyes) or blew up their fund from being retards (Marc Cohodes)

>>55701125
Yay! Let's heckin join forces like the Avengers and short the stock together!
>>55701137
ENVX puts are actually not super expensive somehow, the implied volatility of ATM puts a few months away is 75%. Not super low but not like IV-rich exactly.

>bobros
>mfw

>>55698705
I took DXM and smoked weed at a party once and there was a guy there who looked attractive. Thats never happened to me before or since. I didn't act on the attraction, obviously, it was more of a fleeting sensation. But boy oh boy, this was a nice looking man. I never saw him again, and only remembered now (20 years later) because /smg/ is talking about Cough syrup

>>55701228
Okay. I just wanted you to know I don't like AXSM's drug but I am glad you are comfortable with your fleeting DXM-induced homosexuality. Perhaps those feelings of euphoria with DXM are exactly what third-line MDD / TRD patients need. The feelings you're so happy you could just fuck a man.

>>55701228
bit gay

I took DXM after reading on forums about robotripping. I was really depressed and alone one summer in a remote town and I just laid in bed travelling through spacetime listening to Seven Lions. It was honestly pretty great but the nausea was unbearable. I tried it two or three times after that every time got worse and worse. My last attempt I was really depressed and friends found me vomiting up the meds.

I don't want to hear you guys post about your DXM experiences. I want you to talk about how stupid AXSM's drug is, which is a combination of Bupropion and DXM.

>>55701070
They got a military contract for their batteries and cut a deal to get non dilutive funding for a plant in Malaysia, what's wrong with it other than some twitter freaks shorted it?

>>55701253
Took a heroic dose of DXM once
walking felt like I was on a boat
if I'd tried to do anything but lay in bed I'd probably have gotten arrested
similar to bennies, 4/10 not recommended

AAPL or AMZN?

/smg/ is dead, stick a fork in it and pack it up.

>>55701253
Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah, its dumb.

>>55701349
We live nigga

>>55701345
BOIL when Mr. Market brings you a good price.

>>55701141
if you're basing your trades off of how people on twitter who don't matter make you feel then yngmi, I hate memestock niggers but TUP calls have been stellar

I wonder if I will dream about BOIL
again

>>55701093
The novelty aspect of shrooms have to be the most important part. Its just hard dealing with how strong a vasoconstrictive it is on high doses where you just want to lay down and writh with music on and your visuals fucked with your mind wandering. Taste of food just changes too much. A speculoos cookies ginger spice was so strong my head was turning. Really we should be naked in the woods on shrooms tho

>>55701264
Anything Cohodes and Reyes are long is a pump and dump. Like the list of tickers they do this to is endless.
APPH was the "play" they had before this.
"SUPER SECRET TECH" penny scams basically are the NORM in the battery space and even if you have something interesting the margins are absolute shit and its difficult to scale.
>>55701345
Still think the way to pay the SP7 is to leverage up on the 6 and short TSLA

>>55701492
I'm new to the Reyes character (he's a nutcase) but Cohodes has literally been known for being publicly visible basket case for a while now. Everyone who is legit on Wall St. has distanced themselves from him. Remaining being QCM / Gabriel Grego. I hope Grego is still not friends with Cohodes.

QCM is one of the best activist short sellers out there imo.

I basically follow short seller celebrity gossip like a woman follows Kardashian gossip lol.

>>55701508
Cohodes is occasionally worth listening to for his short ideas. He tends to never be first but he tends to pick "winners" with his shorts. I do not understand why he is always diving into Reyes pump and dumps. It could be because that is the only fellow Gen X that will give him the time of day.

>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>***20x forward multiple**** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms

Bros its coming this year in fall

Putin has been advancing rather aggressively lately and the market doesn't seem to care. not priced in

>>55701527
this post is like 90% exaggeration

>>55701492
I'm not going bearish on a stock because some twitter personalities like, ENVX is a good play and the military has interest in their batteries, 600K contract to test them before bigger contracts. The "its a scam you can't make batteries that are long lasting and don't blow up because uhhhhhh pee pee poo poo" is not an argument.

>>55701579
The outcome of Russia/Ukraine thing is not critical to the markets. Economic fallout of the conflict has more or less been addressed already.

>>55701628
>I'm not going bearish on a stock because some twitter personalities like, ENVX is a good play and the military has interest in their batteries, 600K contract to test them before bigger contracts
They have been touting that contract as much bigger than it is for almost a year. They were supposed to have been at volume back in Q4 2021.
>The "its a scam you can't make batteries that are long lasting and don't blow up because uhhhhhh pee pee poo poo" is not an argument.
There are thousands, and I mean thousands, of "battery tech" ideas out there that die at the factory lines. And many more every week. There are few industries which are as capital intensive that don't involve digging holes in the ground yourself. The big boys in the space are as difficult to take space from as trying to start your own international oil conglomerate today. Because the margins are absolutely horrendous unless you are at economic sector provider level of output.
For the past few years I have been amazed at how consistently battery memes (usually paired with green energy memes) consistently sucker retail into them.
Let me put it like this. TSLA has flirted with a 1T market cap and after a decade of posturing otherwise their energy and battery sectors are rounding errors in their financials and they just straight up buy all of their batteries (and battery tech) from panasonic.
As a trade, ENVX could be interesting to the right degen gamblers. IIRC Cohodes cost basis is ~$22 so that could be considered a key level for trading. But the company has very good odds of just being another APPH.

>>55701801
Discounting a company because of the other failures is stupid, and TSLA is its own fucking retard thing. I'm not long term I'm just short term here for the pump, you could be right about it being a scam but in the meantime its being upgraded and its earnings call was stellar, high short interest of just as cultish bears. Its very tradeable. Maybe I'll short it at 100.

>>55701822
*high short intertest and just as cultish as the bulls, bears.
I've had a beer and 2 doubles of cask strength makers i can't type for shit.

>22pbtid
>shorting stocks
>in uptrends
>in a bull market
>based on emotional reasons
>coming from a guy that hasn't posted positions
i don't wanna be too mean because at least this person is talking about stocks in one of the worst threads of all time but some caution is warranted, /smg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFdSOppmkNw

>>55698949
>>55698705
Taking DXM at recreational doses causes brain lesions don’t do this unless you want to become the most retarded reader in the market.

>>55699541
Went super long the most obvious reversal in awhile. Here’s how it played out.

>>55698850
>>55698834
In the UK they're replacing the phones in red phone boxes with defibrillators.

>>55701937
Cause of the vax, I went short Pfizer with puts back in January and closed out a little while ago.

>>55701893
>Dextromethorphan was once thought to cause Olney's lesions when administered intravenously; however, this was later proven inconclusive, due to lack of research on humans. Tests were performed on rats, giving them 50 mg or more every day for as long as a month. Neurotoxic changes, including vacuolation, have been observed in posterior cingulate and retrosplenial cortices of rats administered other NMDA receptor antagonists such as PCP, but not with dextromethorphan.[18][19]

>bought Meta at 108
when sell

>>55701978
Nah they started setting up defibs years ago, way before COVID. It's just for fat and old people.
PFE and co. have immunity. AstraZeneca took off after reporting earnings. If the excess deaths are someday proven to be vaccine injury (current party line says COVID causes heart problems more than the vax) it won't affect their balance sheets so why should it affect the price? The government would pay out (in other words we would pay ourselves, LOL).

>>55702036
This is biz so look at the chart and tell me I was wrong.
>if you murder your customers it won’t impact your share price

>>55701982
>a full paragraph of weasel words
Ok enjoy the brain damage drug addict, it’s not even that fun of a high just take LSD if you want to trip, plenty of evidence that it isn’t neurotoxic.

>>55702058
Their ATH was in late 2021 like most other stocks and they aren't big tech so they haven't pumpes yet. AZN made a new ATH in May though.
>if you murder your customers it won’t impact your share price
Most investors probably don't believe vaccines are killing people though. Establish physical contact with foliage.

>>55702066
I've never even taken DXM.
>neurotoxic lesions have not been observed with other NMDAR antagonists but never DXM
>this is weaselly and unclear

Hello anons of SMG.
I work for ticker: CLW.
I am curious if investment in our company is a wise decision. From what I understand the company has a net profit margin of 2.52% and most investors see this as a good and wise time to accumulate CLW, but, I want to get the opinions of SMG. Thoughts?

>>55702103
The person who wrote that “inconclusive” paragraph outdated have easily written an opening statement for big tobacco too, what might be a persuasive argument to you isn’t for me when we’re talking about risk of permanent brain damage.

>>55702103
>Most investors probably don't believe vaccines are killing people though.
And all Pfizer investors are down ytd check the chart.

>>55700947
maybe god gave me autism and "weird guy vibes" to protect me from such a fate

>>55702161
>Pfizer investors are down ytd
Doesn't mean investors are selling/avoiding it because of the vaccine. Why is AZN which also sold COVID vaccines near ATH?

>>55701628
The military will spend 600k on ammunition in a small arms fight with a couple of goat herders that contract size is completely meaningless. It can easily be someone getting a hookup from their cousin with no route to a bigger payday down the line.

>>55702190
What I love about the stock market and /biz/ is money talks and bullshit walks. You can say my thesis is wrong but the chart proves otherwise and I already closed my position for profit, you’re tilting at windmills you dumbass redditor. Nobody took the AstraZeneca vaccine and it got immediately banned a lot of places. It’s a really simple thesis actually.
>sell poisonous product
>your customers die
>life and death itself has now selected for people who don’t trust your brand
>your share price goes down

one day i will learn to make money

>>55702216
You're really overestimating the effect of this. Hardly anyone has died from COVID vaccines and almost nobody outside of /pol/ thinks they did. Again, touch grass, go and talk to real people, nobody is selling PFE because of COVID vaccine injuries they aren't even liable for. The share price isn't going down because there are a few thousand fewer customers for a gigantic multinational pharma company that has thousands of products on the market. That is pure "correlation = causation" and confirmation bias.
You unironically made a bet that happened to be correct this time. I'm glad you made some money but putting it down to you knew the market would sell PFE because /pol/ was right and all the vaxtards are dying is fucking dumb. Stock price moves down when investors are willing to sell for less than the current price. Have you considered that maybe people sold a stock with a beta of 0.58 because they wanted to reallocate into big tech?

Anyone else likening this heat? I’m actually enjoying being outside more since everyone else is staying in. Long freon and freon accessories.

Pressed submit by mistake.

>>55702216
>your customers die
>your share price goes down
This is so unbelievably stupid it deserves special attention. Imagine believing the market is so efficient that a few thousand more customers dying than normal over a period of months gets priced into precisely the company that caused the excess deaths, while other companies that those people are also customers of are doing fine. Or do you also believe the reason TGT is down YTD is because the vaccine killed too many shoppers? Christ. You are a special kind of stupid my friend. I'd quit playing options while you're ahead, assuming you are net ahead.

>>55701349
It’s comfy Sunday. Chill out and enjoy.

Don't you get tired of looking at charts and complaining about jews all day?

>>55702280

>>55702251
>>55702262
How much are you getting paid to shill for a megacap that’s down 40% ytd redditor? Imagine the market being so inefficient that you can just kill your customers and have your share price go up top kek.

>>55702311
You can't believe the market is efficient AND that you can predict price movements using public information: by definition thst requires an inefficient market. So I've got you wrapped up. You're nothing but a coping gambler. Enough of your nonsense.

>>55702323
> You're nothing but a gambler
No shit retard I posted a 6 figure one day P/L earlier in the thread, do you think I have a job? but I’m certainly not coping. In five years I’ll still be gambling, let’s see if you’re still even alive by then you obviously gigavaxxed shill, I’m sure the Reddit gold will have been worth it though.

>>55702340
I accept your concession but I find your wishing death on me to be rude. We all lose arguments.

>>55702345
>it doesn’t matter if your trade profited it was wrong because your thesis is wrongthink
That’s not how gambling works redditor,

>>55702378
>continues defending his beliefs after they are proven mutually exclusive
Will you post another screenshot after you blow up your account?

>>55702399
How many screenshots will you post after your heart blows up?

>>55702404
Are you ready for this? I'm not vaccinated.

>>55702415
What’s the box after that on the argument flowchart your government office provided you with?

will USD and EUR reach parity again in the next 12 months? If yes, why?

Are the perma bears right this week or still nothing gonna happen?

>>55702416
>desperately clinging to "anyone who disagrees with my retarded self is a shill" narrative despite having 0 evidence whatsoever
>this despite already conceding that he got BTFO
Anon, I...

>>55702428
>desperately clinging to government narratives despite them being terrible for your health and making you no money
Do government wages really?

>still going
>still can't refute "You can't believe the market is efficient AND that you can predict price movements using public information"

>check COT report
>commercials are long, and speculators are net short

I was wrong to be a bear

>>55702535
Most bears are technically net bull because of Roth/401k except for the extreme degens that blow all that too

SOXL will be green on Monday

What's the latest on the superconductor ordeal?

>>55702594
Fake and also gay IMO

Thoughts on LLY vs. NVO?

thoughts on PDD? their books look good even though I don't trust them because chink company and all.

>>55698395
bears need to just stop being contrarian faggots and concede. you will actually make money if you go long.

>>55702594
I am skeptical of it, I'll take it seriously when/if it goes into mass production

brehs i think i might be headed towards zero. its not looking good for me.

unless i turn it around soon.

don't look at the M1-M2 contango on the orange juice futures market

>>55701826
Makers mark like most other whiskey isn't made by them. They just purchase neutral whiskey and then speed age it.

>>55702580
>in a 5-day workweek, most spend one day doing nothing
>4-day workweek study
they are looking at it the wrong way. the logical conclusion of this report is to go to a 6.25-day workweek to get 5 days of work out of your workers

>>55702580
>>55702938
forgot pic

>>55701589
which lines do you dispute?

>>55702948
NTA but for starters I'd like to know where you're getting "no savings by October"
Not that I disagree with your bearish outlook

>go to bed 1 hour later than usual
>get the same amount of sleep
>brain throwing a shitfit
the only thing that will make me feel better is ultra green commodities. Let's get this inflation going again.

>>55702179
highly possible, based LORD GOD Almighty has our back, autists are the new chosen.
>>55702303
BASED
fuck no, even.
>>55702786
picrel till show time, it's coming.

>>55702999
>go to bed 1 hour later than usual
2 hrs.
>get the same amount of sleep
No.
Now I'm gonserned because I have to always be up at 7 for premarkets which BOIL/KOLD/UNG often does its best stuff in.

>>55702979
>for starters I'd like to know where you're getting "no savings by October"
https://gritcapital.substack.com/p/jpmorgan-says-household-excess-savings
https://www.benzinga.com/markets/cryptocurrency/23/06/32987547/jpmorgan-says-household-excess-savings-gone-by-october
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/americans-excess-pandemic-savings-now-depleted-fed-research-finds

Fucking campus radio i set my alarm clock to has decided to play what sound like recordings of dolphins squeaky. It's just background water noise and SQUEEEE. That was very disorienting to wake up to.
>>55702179
y-yeah.
>>55702144
I dunno if the market crashes everything goes down with it

>>55703042
my biggest gripe with this train of thought is that most American's don't have savings and a lot of people didnt even recognize the bottom in the markets that COVID created

Whats SPY gonna do tomorrow bros?

>>55703084
Stuff

>>55703042
based, thanks
guess they integrated the area under the curve of the public data

>>55702999
>goto bed same time as usual but no alarm because weekend
>wake up 2 hours later than usual
I need to stop staying up too late on worknights

>>55702280
frig off mate, these anons here are my frens and we're sharing the same hobby. I have a good time here.

>>55702280
NEVER

>>55703074
I agree that most don't, historically
Which is why when suddenly everyone does, it creates massive distortions, "durable goods bubble" "auto loan bubble"
So that when it no longer exists, that cushion no longer exists, it is even more destructive, as the debt remains while the savings are gone

>>55703097
In a bearish or bullish manner you think

>>55703112
>So that when it no longer exists, that cushion no longer exists, it is even more destructive, as the debt remains while the savings are gone
isn't that a basis of economics though

>>55703115
50% 50% lil bro

>>55700130
For horses and ravers

thinking of abandoning my schwabe target date fund in my 401k and just dropping bonds entirely. Only real reason. 37 years is a long ass time, does it really make sense to have bond exposure? Schwabe's bond exposure is actually pretty small, only 5% which is fine enough I guess, but it does scale like any other target date fund. Or should I just stop being a retard and let it do its thing? Because otherwise I was gonna set it to 70% total market and 30%

I'm 29, still kind of in the "Bonds are for losers" mindset (even though I'm expecting a massive treasury run soon)

>>55703257
>I was gonna set it to 70% total market and 30%
If you're dropping bonds, where are you going to put that 30% in? You're young, stick with the TDF in your boomer account. If you want to gamble, I don't think that now is the time to go 100% stocks, unless you belive in the no landing scenario, or you believe the landing was in October.

>>55703285
just all S&P and some foreign equities desu, but I'll just hold onto the target date fund and let it do its thing. I have other portfolios to gamble with, this is more of a long term gamble

>>55703257
Putting this out there, but target date funds are in fact for retards. You know for a while there were bonds being issued with negative yields right? Who do you think was buying those bonds?

Bond rates still aren't high enough to be playing them for the interest rate. Most are looking for price appreciation of long term bonds when the central bankers start dropping rates again which most is treating as an eventual inevitability.

>>55703257
Bonds aren't as bad in 2023 as they were in 2023. The yield on bonds is actually higher now than the P/E implied forward return of the S&P. Up to you what to do with your 401k but my point is bonds are no longer completely indefensible as a portfolio component. Personally I find it easier to just have my 401k be set-and-forget so I can focus on my main account.

>>55703257
>>55703297
>as bad in 2023 as they were in 2023
uhhh... I mean "as they were in 2020"...

>>55703293
I'm a 43 YO boomer, with 200k in MY 2045 TDF, I am actually thinking about moving into a 2030 or 2035 fund to increase my bond exposure. Since I think JPow is about done raising rates. And if we hit a recession, and he cuts rates, those bonds will go up in value, easing the pain. But Vanguard says stay the course. And over a long horizon it works. I got at least a decade, probably two left to accumulate, and recover from any bumps along the way.

>>55703294
Yeah but I don't really wanna micro manage my 401k or anything. Or maybe get a degenerate stick up my ass or anything. I manage a few strats but I always try to keep my backup stable investments as is

>>55703297
Yeah I don't think so either but I'm not sure I'm into more than 10-20 percent of a portfolio even in my 40s or something

SEVEN
HOURS
TILL
FUTYAAAAAAHS

What's the catch? It seems like insider trade positioning? Why not tail?

>>55703388
most 401ks offer the Vangaurd Total Market Index. On one hand, I don't want to tell you to start DCAing at what could be a market top soon™ (I know two more weeks, we have been calling the top for months on end, but muh earnings compression and resurgent inflation blah blah) but really that is the single best offering available to you in my opinion.

>>55703423
I could I just wonder if it's worth the hassle of swapping. Dealing with 401k investment ratios is such a pain in the cock kek. I can, I just also don't really know the optimal exposure for things like bonds as I ate

>>55703443
At 29 years old, as long as it's 10% or less, your good, I just checked my Vanguard 2045 fund is under 14% bonds. Of course if you plan to retire early, that changes the math.

the number of crayon eaters is getting disproportionately larger in our population

I don't ape into stocks because I think the line gonna go up, I make an investment decision because I have a thesis.

>>55703567
>story by Lolita C. Baldor
Adorable and comedic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ziZoYUtVT8

Only thread on biz that has some sanity. Crypto tards are still a thing and those meme stock fucks won't quit. This board is dead, though. Most either made it or roped during the Kung flu virus. We are the retards left. 《》

>>55703257
Target funds are a mixed bag. On the one hand they're stupid cheap (1000 upfront; then on the cost of one share depending on the day) for getting the whole global economy. On the other you need to do a bit of math and see if the year on the fund aligns with the year you want to fuck off from work for the rest of your life. Also in exchange for doing the allocation swap over time the performance v.s just the S&P is lower so less gains over time per dollar invested. But then again if say the market takes a massive shat in the decades to come those bonds will help out. All in all I guess for a set it and forget thing and for the cheap costs you can't really go wrong if you get the year timing right. Just make sure you do the math on your retirement income projections with the expectation of getting 6% a year instead of 10% as you would a S&P only fund. You don't want to get to retirement only to see you've got a shortfall in income.

>>55703653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d0Sh7myBzc

>>55703752
Ex: Say John Bob Smith invests in a 30 year target fund. He invests the initial 1000 upfront money. Then on he tosses in 100 a month. @ 6% growth a year for 30 years that comes out to be just $106,400. Uh yeah. You would have to toss in 1000 a month in order to have over 1 million after 30 years @ 6%.

>>55703389
NGL. That picture looks very gay.

>>55703606
>muh superioor intelligoont discernmoont
yet u do not take cock up the ass because you think moonkeypoox vax makes safe
you take cock up the ass because a faggoot

>>55703855
That’s fucking retarded. My 401k is a vanguard 2065 retirement and if I contribute up to the match it averages out to 565k if I retire at 67.

I wouldn’t touch a target fund unless it was in a 401k

>>55703868
that's just ur inner gay getting stimulated into projection

>>55703874
Yes. A lot of people don't do the math on these or other investments. They just toss in the bare minimum and go on. Then once retirement comes they're fucked when they see that piss poor amount of money. Now granted anything is better than nothing and sometimes you can only do so much but you've got only yourself to blame if you don't plan ahead to.

My new favorite poster is the guy who posts Elvis pics. I don't care what he writes most of the time I just think Elvis looks cool.

>>55703993
>1pbtid nigger
today is the last of the Elvis ones, I'm about to pick back up with watching Little House on the Prairie.

No one can claim to be a white, heterosexual American male unless they listen to this a minimum of 3 times per annum and hold BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FT3SmZ_zx0


Verification
not
required.

>>55703752
>>55703385
>>55703331
>>55703297
>>55703294
>>55703285
So what do you guys think? Drop the target fund, go 70/30 VTSAX + VXUS (or whatever I got that's similar?) I've got other assets in other places, so it's not like I see myself tapping into my 401k. Honestly if I am having to tap into my 401k, then I doubt anything I choose today is gonna matter.

I could do 95% equities and 5% bonds I guess. I thought maybe once I turn 30, I could add 1% of bonds every year until I turn 50 or something, then maybe from there I get more aggressive with bonds unless the market is in the toilet.

>>55702144
I wouldn't mind investing in it as part of a paper ETF or something, but on its own it looks too volatile for me.

>>55704071
Not drop it. Just gotta be realistic as to what your return on it will be over time. If you've got other assets and know you'll be covered after retirement then you don't have to pump every spare dime into it in order to get something worth it for the time/effort. Another thing is due to recent 401k laws passed by congress you don't have to tap the 401k till your 75 now if you don't need to. So that's 15 more years of free growing time.

>>55698506
Looks bearish as fuck but you keep pushing, so shill me anon I might bite

I'm gonna buy a bunch of 462c for monday. Whos with me?!

>>55704149
How do you see bearish in it?

>>55704149
BTW, makes no difference to me if you bite or not, I don't shill, I just boast that I hold them because those who do not are niggers and fags.

>>55704075
Do paper ETFs exist? Lol.
Interesting. thanks for the (you)

where's the baker

>>55698513
>ENVX
Interested in this one anon do you have more information?

I touched some boobs for the fist time in my life, you guys are my only friends so I feel like I should tell you. Anyways, later virgins, kek

>>55702144
It doesn't seem like a bad long term hold, and on the 5 year chart is *looks* to be at a breddy decent entry *assuming the historical trends continue as they have*.
BUT
>BUT
BUT
I figure there are simply much better choices instead. TSN and GIS come immediately to mind (for long term holds, not moon goombling). There are many others I could list that I recently began holding but sold quickly when a good opportunity showed up for
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
and I needed all of my funds immediately freed. One thing I'd done to find a good many of them was use a screener looking for tickers within 10% of their 52 week lows, with overwhelming buy/hold ratings by analysts, and no higher than 25 p/e (with an ultimate picking bias being 15 or less). Anyway, I reckon I'd pass and go with something else, but it doesn't look bad at all, and it's easy af to find worse.

>>55704283
Hey Isaac Newton died a virgin!

>>55704262
prob popping moonkeypoox blisters
>>55704283
BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D

>>55704343
>>55704343
>>55704343
>>55704343
>>55704343

baked

>>55704345
I look like this.

>>55704472
looks don't matter, you will always have either a dick or a wound where a dick once dangled. seek the LORD GOD Almighty.