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I’m a stay at home mom with 7k to myself. My husband doesn’t wanna buy furniture but we need a couch and our dining set is like 100 years old and very damaged. If I buy a new dining set and couch it’s gonna be like more than half of everything I have so I wanted to invest it and use the gains to buy furniture without dipping into the original 7k. I’ve been thinking of going disney and target since they’re hemorrhaging and selling when they recover. Can anyone give me any other advice. I really only need to make like 3,800 dollars but yea it’s hard with so little money invested and I’m kinda scared to lose it all. I also heard voo is a good idea?

>> No.55695051

>>55695045
>I'm a mom
>frogposting on an iphone at 2am on a dead board
Uhh yeah and I'm Elon Musk.

>> No.55695059
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55695059

>>55695045
PEPEF
0x1014f52e5e33e50f0b0ac3c69cd007424f0c92b1

>> No.55695064

>>55695051
I drank a Red Bull too late in the evening and can’t sleep

>> No.55695066

How are you spending 3 grand on a couch 499 at biglots

>> No.55695085

Buy shitcoins on coinbase mainnet, so early it's not even officially live. When they tweet about it, the flood gates will be open. You will want positions before retail right anon?

Discussions happening here

t . me / basechainalpha

>> No.55695090

>>55695059
>he knows

>> No.55695130

>>55695045
why dont you fuck some shitcoin devs for an easy 10-100k

>> No.55695169
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55695169

>>55695090
>Shitty hands typed this

>> No.55695172

>>55695059
This unironically is not a bad idea. Its basically free at thia point lol

>> No.55695185

Buy a couch cover. 3.5k for dishes and a couch, fucking cringe women spending money on stupid shit.

>> No.55695242

>>55695045
What the hell is the dining set and couch made from, the queen's bones? Shop around and find a better deal. Alternatively, go to a roulette game and put 3.5k on the 1st column and 3.5k on the 2nd column and if it hits you'll win 3.5k which means you're basically there. If you lose it you're likely to get domestic violence'd but you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

>> No.55695263

>>55695045
go tidy the house up, make dinner and forget that it exists you absolute degenerate, you dont have to burn it and you dont need a $3500 fucking table

you are everything wrong with women in 2023

>> No.55695273

>>55695242
how does that makenmeoney... I lose half I win half...?!?

>> No.55695510

>>55695273
Its 2:1 and you keep the bet of which one wins. So its a 50/50 chance, you either win or you lose.

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>>55695045
>a woman in /biz
imagine, here there are only scammed men and people who think they are Goku saying that they don't need money to be happy because training and eating 4 meals a day is the peak of happiness (me)

>> No.55695708

>>55695045
I wouldn't invest into VOO if my goal was to make a few thousand dollars to buy furniture. Even if we're optimistic: VOO returns, according to "received wisdom", 7% per year on average, thus it'd take you years to get that over 50% in nominal profit, even if nothing goes wrong. If you have an expense, you either pay it or don't, it's that simple. If 3.8K is worth it to get a new dining set, then you'll have to spend 3.8K (or try to find a better deal, as you said).

>> No.55696428

You have a man. Put a little more effort in the relationship. Take $200 and get a few vintage Olga nightgowns from ebay. Vintage chiffon babydolls are also good. Wear one every night to sleep in. Nylon is sexy. Uv nail lamp and some nice red polish will run about $50. A jar of coconut oil is $10. Use oil on your hands during oral sex, maybe do anal. That's all it takes for phase one and you're down $260.
Then you find a furniture restoration guy and have your husband pay to have the table fixed. If the dining set is a hundred years old it's worth taking care of. Troll Craigslist and marketplace for leather sectionals and find one for $500. Leather looks better and stands up against kids. Fabric is for single and retired people. If he's poor it's your job to encourage him to fix that. The remaining $6.74k can sit in VTSAX, buy an RV with it once you have enough gray hairs or something. Or BTC if you prefer crypto.

>> No.55696439

>>55695045
test

>> No.55696450

>>55695059
absolutely based and fork-pilled.

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>>55695045
Read this book - it's the Red Pill for money.