/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55690880
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 1,749.733B, 96P = 18.226B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 1,735.783B, 103P = 16.852B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 1,730.227B, 99P = 17.477B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>there are still GME threads
what the fuck do you people even talk about in here?

>>55690889
Whether it's more fun to fuck your mom on her back or her stomach

>>55690889
>first post of the new thread
I totally wasn't looking for this I swear. Just randomly came across it right as it was posted.
नया थ्रेड शुरू होने पर इसे कॉपी और पेस्ट करें

Imagine trying to convince this board that Cramer is right about GME and it’s not going to succeed.

It's been 2.5 years, it's fucking over, you were never going to be allowed to make it you retards

You know what, it's been a while. For old times' sake:

sneed hedgies.

>>55690923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy56zzVAaJc

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys sneed anything?

>>55690960
Okay... But only because you said so.

>>55690960
just like the last two times I've made it, I am not waiting for anyone's permission.
t. 8 figure net worth individual

Guise listen to Cramer about this stock. If it had a chance to squeeze he would tell me.
There’s no way they shut off eve buy button and didn’t close 100% of their shorts on ticker GME. Hand to God

>55690960
if investors of GME are retards, what does that make you...stymied in your efforts to convince people to sell their stock in a supposedly dying brick and mortar video game retailer? they're not sending their best, but then again Ken can't afford their best

>>55690889
Mongolian basket weaving you fucking faggot

Holy kek! Hedgies can't even have it at $22 anymore! They're bleeding collateral. We're gonna WAGMI any day now

>>55691054
UMMM EXCUSHE ME, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE THE TERM EVERY TIME AND CHECK WAROSU TO MAKE SURE IT'S NEVER USED AGAIN REEEEEEE

Yes our spaces are heavily censored and jannied because it’s over. That’s what you do when you closed your shorts. Makes sense.

>>55691087
I have no clue what you're talking about. I think i'm the lost one. I was looking for the Canadian train enthusiast forums.

>>55691113
My apologies ancientanon, right this way, please

>>55690960
I’m never going to sell these shares retard

I just bought, but I didn't use all my money in case they do that shit where they lower the price

WAGMI

it's today (right now)

>>55691223
Today is right now...so that checks out.
Sick

>>55690960
The problem is when we get to 99% DRSed and we literally go over that cliff. There is no way to hide it because CS's books can't be spoofed. Supply/demand will force the issue and there is NO WAY they can avoid it.
In fact, the dividend was used by the DTCC to steal shares from European investors hence why the can kicking seems to go on forever. They kept the shares in the states thereby reducing any of the need to hand them over. This is akin to shifting infinite and focusing their attention where they have the most buyers. The United States.
We literally have them in checkmate in three moves. All they can do is wait but they can never win. The best they can do is flip the table.

Why can't we drs the float one (1) time, after three (3) years?

>>55691261
The split dividend had the (unintended?) effect of allowing them breathing room. The unique thing about GME was its small float. Now they can use a portion of the artificial additional shares created for the split dividend to cover. This is the only explanation for why our pretty predictable runups stopped.

I’m just sitting here. Enjoying my Arnold Palmer by the creek. I’m imagining entering the daughters of hedgies. Specifically ages between 18-29. I’m sitting here with my legs crossed and my hips tight and bucking in a rhythmic motion. I’m moaning n groaning n moaning n groaning thinking about my ha-boinga sliding in and out of their sweet rich profiles lathering and soaking in their sweet vaginal nectar. Hedgies do you hear me and understand me? I’m going to take everything from you, all while whoring your daughter out to my large heavy nuts.

The thing that annoys me the most is that the manipulation is so obvious. I'm tired of people in power pretending that things which are obviously fucked are hunky dory. I'm tired of narratives and I'm tired of phonies. I just want to live in a world that's authentic and compassionate even amongst hardship. Smash the masquerade, please.

Silly shillies this is a Mongolian throat singing board

>>55691336
It provided breathing room but also increased the magnitude of the issue. The plank is longer but there are more sharks.

>>55691359
No, this is the Thomas & Friends fan club.

>>55691370
Maybe, but will anything force the issue? We had them in a pressure cooker and the split dividend opened safety valve and released a lot of steam.

>>55691351
don't worry, they are beginning to eat themselves. They are starting to realize that they too have to live in this world they've created.
I unironically think that when the GME squeeze happens, it will be so glaringly obvious how fucking corrupt wallstreet has become, that normies will want heads on pikes. There is no turning back now. As someone (cuban) said early on in this event, "it can never be put back in the box now".

>>55691313
Why are you using parenthesis you fucking faggot? Where did you learn to type? Bootleg Mavis Beacon that was floating down the Ganges river with all the other literal shit? (69)

>>55691313
Reddit baggies really do not like this one simple question

I gotta be honest. I wish we'd never had that blasted stock split via dividend.

>>55691336
The biggest crooks in the room were the DTCC, and they essentially stole shares. The dividend did have the consequence of destroying the shorts as it forcefully injected leverage into their positions. Adding a multiplier effect to an illiquid asset such as GME basically strengthened hodlers and created an extremely dire situation for the shorts. The fact that the DTCC mishandled the dividend proves beyond a doubt that they are naked short and committing international securities fraud. This is no small matter either.

>>55691434
We thought it would expose them. I thought for sure we'd be like TSLA and climb back to the presplit price.

>>55691471
If the DTCC actually did it, it has to be the largest instance of financial crime ever committed. But it basically takes the pressure off the hedge funds and puts it on the brokerages (and DTCC) right? The one thing I don't have a reason for is why they would do it and agree to it.

>>55691471
I mean the very fact that “cede and co” really holds all stock in the world, and you just get IOUs should have had people in the streets decades ago. GameStop naming cede and co in their quarterly is tantamount to Kanye naming the jew. That was the single best dose of copium in a long while and it happened right after someone told us GameStop was getting fucked with over DRS numbers. It’s why the shills above are talking shit about DRSing the float, because now we don’t even get real numbers, we get what cede and co says they hold and some math. It confirms to me that those trying to suppress this company are dark dark dark fucking soulless people, but math is the language of God, and no matter what lies they and their paid posters spew, in the end the equation has to balance. They’ve sold us more shares than exist, and no matter how long they stall, in the end, the public gets to see that they were in fact naked the whole time.

I could be fubberlinging my chumbeloiws as we speak, but instead I'm having to wallowsee my frunoo because this is taking so long. Sick of it tbqhwy lads.

>>55691524
>>55691539
This is a pretty massive scandal because if Wallstreet is found out to be illegally engaging in naked short selling they are effectively stealing money from investors. It also exposes that price of a security has no bearing on supply/demand. So the stock market is effectively being used by the banks as a pump to move funds into the economy and pull it back similar to an automatic economy stimulator of some sort. Also, naked short selling may not even be a function of just cellar boxers, but literally EVERY stock in existence may be artificially counterfeit in order to hide inflation. Inflation could show a massive melt-up in the economy, and by spreading things wide they may have found a way to hide the banking monetary malfeasance.
No one knows yet, but MOASS is going to happen with a LOT of fire works.

>>55691582
while moassHasntHappened {
print(">MOASS is going to happen")
}

>>55691582
I agree with you that synthetic shares would be the response these fucks would use to hide inflation (stock market should look like zimbabwe's at this point). Also through this combined with ESG, they literally get to decide which companies get to exist and which don't. How many incredibly biotech or medical advancements have been shut down by this? If the public finds out that our "free american markets" are actually 100 percent controlled and manipulated, and they are given examples of innovation which has been stifled which could have saved their loved ones, it may be the catalyst for the money changer's tables being flipped again. I just keep coming back to Gamestop naming Cede and Co in their quarterly filing. To me it seemed like "you want your bad guy, here is your fucking bad guy". People like Griffen and musk are just patsy's in this rich man's game. This is rockafeller and rothschild shit. They own the whole world, and any chance of vertical mobility without their permission is just an illusion. That picture of musk and griffen and those other chumps with the saudis at world cup says everything. Or emannual spraying musk with the hose and laughing. These people own the whole world, and every time the public gets close to catching them they just laugh and say "and there is nothing you can fucking do about it". This time however, there is a math equation working against them. Pure logic. If it is determined that they did in fact synthetically print shares of companies as freely as they print our money, there are going to be riots, because unlike our money, they didn't pass the laws necessary first. You can bet your ass there are wrinkly old rotting men asking if we can just "get rid of" direct registration right now.
It is all a biblical archetype. It all feels like it was meant to happen.

>>55691434
we need a 10 to 1 reverse split

>>55691539
I wonder if these Hedge fucks can bring it down to $10 again. Retail has only blown more money into this stock since the last time it was $10. Maybe the only way it can get to $10 is if the whole market crashes but then everyone's collateral is shot and GME soars anyways. (((They))) know $10 is a massive buy wall there so it's in their best interest to crab this shit for infinity, but even within a year GME can turn profits and the shorts are fucked anyways. I am very much enjoying this timeline I'm in.

>>55691693
We really need a company catalyst. Which I don’t doubt is coming, but now it’s clear Cohen may have underestimated globalhomo’s ability to get to others neveassary for what he had planned, not matter how tight his OPSEC was, eventually he had to depend on others for the plan. That tweet at the Microsoft ceo (and there was one other like it to someone else) really seemed like Cohen blowing the whistle the only way he could. Like “we had a fucking deal and now you are ignoring me”. And then the oracle guy replying (huuuuge piece of shit) like “we can help you Cohen!”. The odds seem almost insurmountable at times, but the plan to break into NFT gaming, and NFTs for other applications, is ironclad in my mind.
It will be fascinating to watch, I feel my mid six figure investment is still safe, and I feel that as soon as the company produces what they’ve been working on, this all ends in a flash.

>>55691670
There's roughly 144k Americans that have DRS'd GME. Think there's a thing in the Bible that quotes 144 as a very significant number, akin to that these people will lead the way to enlightenment or some shit.

>>55691670
I think the main weapon the elite use are not only exponential functions (pic rel) as a basis for monetary policy. But also the fact that PERCENTAGES have a built in factor in that you can have INFINITE GAIN. But you can only ever suffer 100% LOSS. It is through this very mechanism that they control the plebs very carefully to hold them in stasis through things like inflation, taxes, penalties and fees etc. They can tack all of these on and effectively make it so mobility is impossible. And the only way to get ahead is LEVERAGE which generates fees for the banks!

>>55690996
A job at your future company.

October 2023

How the fuck can you compound interest exponentially and not increase the supply of money? It doesn’t math

>>55691754
I'm usually not one for mysticism but I was noooticing. A lot of those are blue haired, libtard predditors though so who knows.

>>55691750
I think it's all according to plan. (((They))) know GME will blow a hole in the stock market so they forced Cohen to an agreement to install certain people for X amount of time to delay GME's Renaissance. (((They))) needed to delay MOASS for several years for whatever reason they came up with. Cohen could of became CEO right away but didn't. Ya whatever bullshit excuse he comes up with for why he didn't is just smokescreen. Cohen is a jew and was forced to make a deal with globohomo jews so they see eye to eye on the full magnitude of this cluster fuck of a situation. Now Cohen finally has full reign to run the company how he wants and it's only a matter of time before the MOASS happens now. The company being hamstrung was by design these past couple of years and now being stone-walled by other executives of big companies is by design too. Cohen knows the pieces of the puzzle he has to solve, which he will cause he's smart. Hopefully most of the pieces of the puzzle are assembled by the end of this year cause I want my fucking billions already.

>>55691875
Loans get defaulted on and baleeted out of existence, or businesses are set up to die and sold off. Wagies have no hope of escape, which is by design.

Whole markets green and we’re red lol nice

Wish I could sell some of my shares for the dark pool otc rate.

October

>>55691962
i'd be glad to break even at this point

>>55691981
Sell you dumb nigger.

>>55691988
as soon as I break even

>>55690946
schizo posting, ignore this shill
जब कोई साथी हिंदू गलती करता है तो इसे कॉपी और पेस्ट करें

>>55691875
They mostly use it to plug holes in balance sheets. And as old money gets destroyed via paying down debts they create new money.
Wiping out debts destroys the mechanism through which money is destroyed so it is very inflationary.

>>55691524
kek
remember the anon who went through the trouble of comparing TSLA and GME before and after split


1 week before dividend date the price was ______
the day of divident the stock price ________
one month after divident the stock price was _________

>It will happen when the weather warms and the rabbit enters his cave.

>>55691997
if you didnt break even by now, you wont at all.

What is "averaging down"?

>>55692082
The true chads average up.

I miss being green bros. My average is around 180 pre-split. I'm honestly too scared to look at my portfolio

>>55691962
Rosine, you need to back the fuck up away from that child ASAP or I'll fucking use this I swear.

>>55691750
So companies are being paid money to blacklist Gamestop and Cohen.

>the new flat channel is between 22 and 24! it's narrowing, we're winning!!!
>immediately closes below 22
kek dumbfuck baggies

My average us 23.22 and it's killing me that I can barely average down by a dollar+ anymore, where are the real cheapies kenny you bastard

>>55692205
feb 2023 was the most recent cheapies.

>>55691605
Lmfao the Homer poster is now an XRP baggie. He sold GME for XRP.

>>55690996
Sneed hedgies

Do you have to be low iq to hold this stock? Or just to post here?

>>55692283
Both are required

No you have to be a retard like us

Kek dumbfuck stupidfucks

It's
Never
Crashing

When did the shills get so mean? Kek

>>55692445
They're getting fired soon.

>>55692445
the question isn't when, it's qui

>>55692388
>Inflation right now is lower than when we doubled the money supply!

>>55692477
Inflation is the rate of change of prices. Prices don't go down until inflation is negative.

>>55692163
Kek same. I’m down like 30K or more

>>55692388
Let's wait and see, what happens when SPY hits ATH AGAIN

>>55690880
kek dumb fucking baggots

>>55692082
>how do I break even?
>I know, I'll piss even more money away

>anime chink niggers and their gay stock can’t even close green on a big up day in the markets as today
>two years after le squizzle
The true pajeets of /biz/ kek

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies

>>55692445
It was probably me or someone else talking about what we are going to do to their prized hedgie daughters.

kek dumbfuck dead dog baggots

>>55692804

>>55692671
This. We shouldn't have to average down so drastically due to the mismanagement of the dividend split.

Their daughters are probably nasty jooswessess though. With the claws and the honker

>>55692513
8% inflation per year? That's nothing good. Prices 32% higher since you started high school / college doesn't mean anything the economy will get better. 88% inflation? Oy vey we need to change how this is calculated

>mfw dumbfuck baggots rope

Not leaving

>>55692975
Then you shouldn’t complain about being red. Kek. They dropped it to $40 pre split that was a godsend if you had slurped then I’d find it hard to believe you could be red.

Dog days are over bros…

Was Demi Moore in the Big Short or what was that other movie that showed how stupid hedge funds are ?

>>55693234
Do you want to know why I sit in this chair, why I earn the big bucks?... It wasn't brains I assure you that.

Can we get Ken Griffin to accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior through the power of meme magic? This is unironically the only way for him to wash his soul clean of his transgressions and be born again as a Christian. Let’s all bow our heads and pray for MOASS! (My Only Aim is to Save Souls)

>>55693234
Oh it was margin call. Both good to reinforce our resolve for these fucks

>>55693294

>>55692445
I'm positive there have been actual hedge fund employees in these threads. It's the only explanation for the ones that get super agitated and really start trying to argue about stock market fundamentals (which don't exist).

>>55693368
I forgot about the lights being on in their office all night before they had to shut google down from showing that activity. Good times.

>>55693427
and stop GME hodlers from flying drones to check after Google was muted

>>55693408
Yeah, that one guy who is always talking about how hedgies can’t break the law glows like crazy

>>55693588
It's also nonsensical as the accusation (outside of narket manipulation and racketeering) is that the law is set up in a way that allows them to expose the market to infinite risk and it appears to have happened.

BUCK. BROKEN. BAGGIES.

KEEEEEEEK!

>>55693601
What is the concern? That the people who "own" the world get to use it as they please with no consequence? How much longer will we allow sociopaths to continue to breath air?

>investing in a meme stock company whose CEO is guilty of pump and dump fraud

>>55693627
>Buck Broken Baggies
You are looking for BBBaggies at the liquidation thread.

>guilty
I guess words can just mean whatever you want them to.

We’re back above 70% short volume . Off exchange exempt have also been relatively high recently. Someone is having trouble locating shares.

>>55692170
>child
that's a fucking moth

>>55693819
What’s the highest it’s ever gotten to?

>>55693793
it is so important for them to try to paint Cohen as "one of them", when if you had followed his publicly available trade, you would have done just as well as Cohen. Don't forget they also threw a man off of a building during all of that. Most likely for saying he was going to tell the reddit crown what the board had planned for BBBY, and why Cohen sold.

>>55693875
So Cohen could bring the murderers to justice, but instead has decided to cover up their crime. Not only a fraudster, but now an accomplice to murder.

>>55691087
>Baggies get real triggered about people noticing they’re Reddit tourists
Figures

>>55693872
Idk. I haven’t been watching it long to compare it to what it was in 2021. Lately we’re regularly hitting 1-3% exempt which is higher on average than I’ve seen it.

>>55691261
At current DRS rate, it’ll only be 95 years until you hit that point.

>>55692239
nah that dudes been posting there for years

>>55693943
GME was always a generational play.
Having kids will be the next drs

>>55693872
Highest was 84% in August of 2022.

>>55691776
>1776
its an infinite loss because its a zero sum game and a matter of balancing a mathematical equation. Our infinite gain is their infinite loss.

>>55691261
moass is not contingent on DRS at full 100%. i think we hit a good threshold. (the market plummets, stocks/assets being used to prop up short positions becomes insufficient, margin calls, actual hedgies off ledgies from all this knowing they fucked up so hard.) the market has to crash. there is no other way.

>>55694208
Very true. I plan to obtain "private planet" levels of wealth, and it has to come from somewhere.

>>55694219
DRS is us choking them out. We don't have to completely close our hands to kill, but the harder we squeeze the less they can breathe. All of the things you listed could cause MOASS, and they have to juggle all of them while getting less and less oxygen each day.

>>55693842
Do not speak about the moth's child.

Happy weekends baggies
You sure need rest after this week lmao

>>55691428
That was good April fools joke.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/ frens!

>>55694508
GME hodlers are always comfy

>>55694508
>>55694571

GO BACK you low test tranime vermin

Ryan doesn't know what he is doing, does he

>>55694874
nobody else here does either, so we're all in the same boat aren't we?

Any new DD? No one needs your worthless shares, dumb baggot rodents. But keep DRSing them, kek. Only 95 more years. You are fuck your sisters and female cousins.

>55694886
Raj, it’s Saturday. You aren’t getting paid overtime. Go home.

>>55694886
But people like you keep coming to our threads and laughing at us so we must be right

>>55694886
>You are fuck your sisters and female cousins.
How do you know about my son's Tay-Sachs?

>>55694886
who told you about my Chinese 95 year lease?!

>>55694874
Killing his family one by one to own the hedgies

sneed hedgies

>>55694892
People go to the circus to laugh at clowns.

>>55694893
I am not Indian. You are Indian. You are of lowly Untouchable caste. GME won't help you losers.

>>55694508
Kek teeth-decaying white trash mommy troon

>>55694885
>when kenny tries to beg me for mercy
>kiss the melon, faggot

>55694924
>GME won't help you losers.
deepthroating wall street won’t help you either, Raj. Yet you’re still here. Besides, I’m only here to bully billionaires

realistic jiemi test thoughts?

>>55695117
Open bobs

>>55695117
very nice, more bobs if possible

>>55695117
9.9/10
needs nazi military hat.
and more boob.

>>55694885
Ryan we have gave you plenty of ideas

>>55691904
Or he is one if them and is a plant to string holders along until enough of them cave and sell due to hedgies fucking the economy.

Beginning to think Ryan is a dumbass and that tombstone was for us, his father and dog

My tonsils are swollen to the size of tiny plums, I can barely breathe, and I feel like I might die before I finish this ride to the hospital.
Godspeed gentlemen.
If I don't make it, tell Steve Cohen he's an ugly faggot for me.

>>55695511
Checked. Covid?

>>55695511
If you don't make it, at least your last post will have been digits.

Do benchod basterds ever get tired of shilling and being broke?
Everyone knows shorts never covered.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55695806
Yes sir, I very tried and broke. I holding gme three years but float drs one time cannot do. Why sir?

My copium tank is running low. What's the newest August 2023 copium?

>>55696051
Who needs cope when you get to keep watching the flat line continue to flatten?

>>55696023
Sers you have demoralized me. I am selling my gamestocks.
Also good morning sers.

Getting a job at a hedge fund takes zero skill. It’s all about the dicks you suck

>>55694666
checked but bro at least crop out the ifunny watermark

>>55696584
Government official, only folks 35+ browse ifunny

>>55695117
Impressive very nice. I recommend building up from an existing image, composite or picking an actress to model the face to give you a better result but this one is solid. Love seeing more Jiemis.

>>55696051
next quarter

>>55690880
Holding with Homura

ngl it’s pretty kino we get to chill at a flat 22 even all weekend

>>55694874
only the young, taste so sweet

>>55696837
>Spend half the day yesterday to drop it below 22
>Goes back up to exactly 22.00 to end AH
Funny how that happens

Figure out how to help moass? Nope
Figure out how to make gamestop more profitable? Nope
Figure out how to pay gamecuck wagies more? Nope
Figure out how to compete with an entirely digital game market? Nope
Figure out how to make nfts even remotely relevant or useful? Nope

Larp as Gurkesh Ramjee the Indian customer service wagie on Twitter, cry about dead dad, dead dog, write kids book, beg streamer for pussy, beg microsoft for a call back and post shit emoji tweets YES PLEASE

>>55697234
>Young blonde girl wearing casual clothes standing over isolated white background showing and pointing up with fingers number three

>>55697316
Three is how many weeks you have left bagholder.

>announcement soon

Aug 17

>55697323

>>55697335
God is with us

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>>55691429
>>55692194
>>55693627
>>55693903
>>55695852
based baggie kekkers

>>55695511
you aren't allowed to die. you have to watch the symphony of hedgies on ledgies.

Next week could be interesting.

Anyone else of the opinion we don’t moon until the market crashes and the market doesn’t crash until the war in Ukraine is dealt with? I do wonder whether Ken and co are at risk of losing Russian oligarchy money as the first dominos to fall

>>55697699
The market will crash when the algo can’t hold gme back any longer.

>>55697699
I think the Fed is handling very dire situation on the national level and the entire system will allow fraud and crime to continue domestically for as long as they need to. The Fed could have literal swap lines open pumping infinite liquidity into Citadel for all we know. In a do or die situation you can do anything you want because if you die then it doesn't matter if you follow the law.

What happened to all the plan trusters?

What if the baggie kekkers were right all along?
Kek baggies...

>>55697707
But what would cause a mathematically perfect algo to fail at its one job?

>>55697858
>mathematically perfect
Kek. You should really stay calm and learn to love flat law.

The algorithm is having a tough time squeezing through this narrow channel.

>>55697882
>squeezing
Kek
The channel has been doing kegels. It’s kind of funny that they still don’t seem to understand what squeezing means.

Kek baggot
Highest public economic sentiment in 2 years
Inflation falling to its lowest level in 2 years
Home prices rising
New homes being built at record pace

Never crashing dumbfuck stupid fucks

>>55697882
>tfw liquidity increases

Baggots how many FUNKO POPS and NFT trading cards did you buy this week???

Why aren't they buying games??? Oh.... because they're all digital and sold on steam or the Microsoft & sony stores??

Damn. FunkPopStop should be your new name

>>55697963
That's vacuume. Not a squeeze. A hydraulic press squeezes. He would feel a stretch.

Kek uneducated dumbfucks

>>55697975
The only game I'm looking forward to are Baldur's Gate 3, which I already own, and Starfield, which I'm getting on Steam. I'm not buying shit from GameStop again until I see a ROI. You can only fuck your shareholders for so long before they stop supporting you Ryan

>55697992
that's a build up of pressure
>He would feel a stretch
kek shillies

>>55697935
>It couldn't possibly be a tsunami, look at how low the tide is!

Kek hedgies posting fud threads on /v/ about GameStop. Don't worry bros I'm in there educating the masses so we might get an influx of new investors soon

>>55698107
He's in a liquid. He would be stretched through the liquid as a result of the tremendous pressure. Dumbfuck online community College educated retard

I’m sure they pay him to fud a stock but he can’t help but get distracted. Kek.

>>55697779
I just can’t shake the feeling we keep getting cheated. The splivy was carried out incorrectly. We go to the effort of building an NFT market place and selling GME NFTs giving credence to an NFT dividend and then RC tweets about the government shooting down his balloons. Profitability needs to be significant for cash dividends to cause capitulations so that feels a way off. Now obviously an acquisition of a profitable business would speed things along but then we’re at the mercy of consumer markets. How do you see it play out, what’s the plan?

>>55698176

I found you /u/4seriously

>55698232
Who?

>>55698229
It was always going to be a black swan event leading to margin calls. Nothing GameStop can or will do at this point will lead to MOASS. The economy collapses, then we get paid

>>55698244
Gme is the black swan.

>>55698229
>I just can’t shake the feeling we keep getting cheated

I'm not gonna lay a hand on a hedgies precious daughter. I'll hire a Jewish porn agency to have a train run on her. Only the ugliest motherfuckers will participate. The tapes will be sent to all of her family members associated with the hedgie in question. You did this

>>55698742
It's goals like these that make me think MOASS is impossible >>55698742

>>55698755
Can you explain your reasoning?

I COOMented.
Fuck all the shilljeets who support the wall st. cabal.

>>55698844
Kek. I get dubs,
SHFs get to pay more premiums and continue losing. How's UBS doing? Oh you made it a 'secret'. Lmao, OK.

>>55698755
My balls need to be emptied anon, and tight hedgie tummies seem like the most likely place if you think about how human beings work. The injections are a hyperstition. The girls are already preggers.

>55698755
see >>>436208045
do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself.
this was done to us. it didnt have to be this way.

>>55698952
>>>436208045
hmmm.

New cope just dropped...
O wait article is from 2021. KEK BAGGIES!!!

>>55698952
>>>/pol/436208045
brain fart.

>>55698789
>>55698878
>>55698952
I don't know, it seems to me most anons just want this to happen for hedonistic and degenerate fantasies no different than the hedgies. For me, it's opening animal shelters and living the examined ascetic life with almost no material possessions

Everyone who bought post-squeeze is ultimately the true pajeet. Many such cases! Sad!

>>55699029
they know that side is taken care of.
i know that their side is taken care of.
understand, these anons whom have broken have had family on the receiving end in a more direct link than most. their hatred burns hotter than your feeble brain can comprehend. also, why are you not making dinner yet honey bun? chop chop.

>>55699029
Of course the degenerate ones have no shame in talking about the acts of degeneracy they will indulge in post-moass,
It's honestly almost FUD to know you hold with people like that kek
But that is by no means the average holder like you and me. I intend on taking care of friends and family, then fucking off on a journey to find myself, like the young nobility of old

O Kenny boy, the ledge, the ledge is calling
From desk to glass and down the building side
The short's gone and all the banks falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must sneed

>>55699029
>>55699075
Just about all of us would have settled for far less than what we are now asking, that's because we have been driven insane by a world that didn't prioritize us yet we clearly have enough understanding of the situation to break the rest of the world over our knee. This would be a critical flaw in any system. And I think at the bottom of it we have indeed become more like them, we have had several years now to think about what is happening.
We will strike them down and take control. But we are not completely like them else the separation wouldn't already be there that creates the boundaries defining the dynamic. The universe is always in the process of working things out, the two halves of extreme neuronal selection must become one. This kind of thinking is written in even their own mythos. So what of it? Really, I don't see any possible reason why I should give a shit about what is about to happen to them. There is nothing new about the MOASS historically speaking except for the scale and efficiency of the transfer of economic power, Gods at the altars will get swapped out, but it's just gonna be more of the same. The core elite will get an injection of well deserving genetics given all the changes of the past few hundred years and and the world will keep on turning.

>>55699230
Fixed

Looks like the banks are rugging again

>>55699029
Kek im not actually going to do the things I've laid out. I'm coming to a thread discussing a stock that I (dont) own and FUD posting. What's the difference between cucked wife and dead dad posting?
>pic related. Your daughter holding her next child

>>55697699
Our counteroffensive against hedgies has just began

>>55699272
heh

>>55699272
>Fixed

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMOfA8bweps

Mr Matty absolutely destroyed GameStop after spending over $2,500 on used games. Where do we go from here Ryan?

>>55699272
Remember that picture of Cohen with Icahn? Where he looked like a dwarf next to a 5.9 man. Manlets stay seathing

>>55699832
dude paying to keep gme's lights on

>55698147
>Doesn't know how a tsunami works
Typical

>>55697935

test

>>55699272
>>55699829
>re-Fixed
OP was better. baker could you get a jannie to clean up the first edit?

Burry throaters and Big Short guzzlers have been REAL QUIET since Burrys buddy and one of the real main characters opened a massive short position on GME

>55700315
Who?

>>55700315
Put position. Also.
>Frontpoint was founded in November 2000 by three principals, including two Tiger cubs.[3]
>In April 2011, the Securities and Exchange Commission filed a complaint against Frontpoint portfolio manager Chip Skowron for trading on inside information and named six Frontpoint funds as relief defendants.[8][9][3]

>>55699029
don't be a killjoy

>>55700334
Oh no. The SEC did an investigation? ahahahahahahaha

Your local PD will also do an investigation when you're red mist on the ceiling. GME bankruptcy by 2025.
Screenshot average

>>55700357

>>55700357
>In May 2011, Frontpoint announced that it would shut down most of its funds by the end of the month.[4]

>55700357
So easily goaded into doing as the Romans. You seem personally invested in gme and not in the way that most of us are.

>>55700368
Cohen will lose everything in court and have to sell GME to cover market manipulation legal fees. Announcement soon!

>>55700380
>fag posting

you can stop any time.

>>55700380
>positive
Dumbfuck BBBaggies will spin ANYTHING Ryan Cohen related into a positive.

>>55700380
Someone post the chart of when Cohen sold on the way up three days before they dumped it. It’s all so tiresome. They seem to really hate Cohen, and they seem to really need to make him the bad guy here instead of themselves…for reasons. It’s starting to sound like their little BBBY psyop didn’t have the effect on gensler they were hoping for

>>55700416
I knew their BBBY psyop failed when the glow in the dark LLC shilling appeared here. Goonsler isn't convinced towelniggers are criminals, just stupid.

I may be in the minority but the hedge fund employees using baggot is actually more gay thasaying faggot

>>55700500

Huge words from the guy with + in your ID. I'm POSITIVE you have HIV baggot

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

>>55700475
Criminally stupid

>>55700475
I completely disagree with you on that. I think that those in the wrong side of the GME tried may have tried to use the BBBY psyop as evidence to take to gensler and doj that “Reddit retail investors” were actually trying to manipulate markets in order to gain regulatory authority to link the GME situation to it and gain more control to break the rules to suppress GME. It all stank to high heaven, and honestly a lot of blue haired stupid GME holders fell right into the trap. Llc poster wasn’t saying gensler was gonna come after you, he was saying that it would be smart to not allow your GME position to be conflated with this bbby nonsense, and to me that seemed like apt advice. Bbby was a psyop brought to you by those short GME in an effort to conflate the two to gain regulatory power to help their untenable position
T. 8 figure portfolio held in multiple trusts

Guys what’s the current squeeze status

>55700651
What really stunk to high heaven was that llc glowniggers attempt to same fag and claim he was an insider. When he was challenged on it he said he was “adopting” shills tactics. Either way I’ve never held bbby and his attempts to try and suggest that buying a stock could open me up to legal action glowed like like the sun.

>>55700327
>crickets
Just…just sell ok? Quit making us have to explain.

>>55700416
Ryan is dialed in and they aren't anymore, sour grapes. They found out that they're the scapegoat that needs to be slaughtered to appease their club's superstitious beliefs and they think it's unfair.

ATTENTION FRENS, PLEASE REPORT COMFY STATUS. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT FRENS.

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15cyrs5/chase_attempted_to_withdraw_99_billion_from_my/

it's literally monday.

They will say they are on top and have complete control of the situation until the very end.
https://youtu.be/cEpKcBkkVMY

>>55700878
I spent all day out in the sun and went some place I had never been before. My comfy is the comfy of a sore body and a buoyant soul, chilling at home in the summer twilight.

>>55699029
I really don’t think you need millions of dollars to adopt some chows and fuck off inna woods. As for me. I’d probably advocate a fresh start for animal shelters. One day where we take out 95% of the pit mixes. Then go on a sterilizing strays spree. This is how we move forwars

Fellas, I REALLY LIKE GME.

I noticed there hasn’t been any stinky Indian, Pakistani, Indonesian, Malaysian,s Kikels around for the past few hours. I think they went to bed.


Right now guys, I’m just imagining entering the daughters of hedgies. Specifically between the ages from 18-28. I’m groaning and moaning of me strokin my big ol fat Dick makin them squirt n fart n squirt n fart n squirt n fart. I’m imagining myself groaning as their pussies grippin n huggin n grippin n huggin my Dick. Throwing it back and hittin her core makin it fart.

Can I get a “hell yeah” fellas?

>>55700878
about to go to bed, pretty comfy

>>55701341
Hell yeah fella

>>55699272
>>55699829
>>55700310
it's fixed this time

>>55701429
Replace "people" with "sellers" and it's perfect.

>>55701341
Based

>>55691261
Ah, yes, you cracked the code. If only this one thing happens, then you’ll be rich.

>>55701341
hell yeah unfathomably BASED

>>55701533
Yes.

>>55701562
Back to hour bankruptcy thread baggot

>>55701591
No.

>>55695117
second test

>>55700878
Extremely comfy. I worked really hard earlier in the week, so today I caught up on sleep, then caught up on dishes, laundry, and vacuuming. Tomorrow I'll catch up on more sleep, then mow the lawn, play some vidya, and go to bed early so I can start the week fully rested.

Holding this stock has been a miserable experience. Red on the one day, five day, one month charts and barely green on the six month. You are a useless cunt ryan cohen.

>>55702259
Tell me about it

>>55702284
he just did you dumbfuck

>>55702306
I can't do anything right. I'm still not green on my GME investment either

I would like to be rich now. Please stop struggling hedgefags and I will give you a tip when I see you at work in the Wendy's drive through window.

Ryan you cunt you are sitting on a billion dollars of shareholders money and doing nothing with it while we are out here getting fucked on the daily by shorts. You absolute bastard. You could have done fucking anything a year ago to help your loyal shareholders. You fucking bastard.

Reminder if anyone is even green in this thread you're not a true baggie bro and fuck you. Only true baggie bros have been here for 2 years

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>>55702388
I have been buying since the days where GME was only talked about in /smg/ and tinny was locked out of his account for good faith violations while holding April 2021 calls

I'm at the airport

>>55702692
Nice, I hope you have a wonderful and relaxing time fren. Try to take your mind off of being a baggy.

>>55702696
I'm green on GME. bought 200 shares at 15.77 couple of months back

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55702700
Of course! Like everyone else on this board.

Cost basis doesn't matter. If you can time it and slurp more at lower prices, that's nice. However with infinite potential, all that matters is having shares.

Comfy level : Infinity

>>55702734
Your chart is wrong, the sharp online to infinity should be in the year 2032 not 2023.

>>55702783
*incline

>>55701341
hell yeah I'm gonna fuck into 64JY419l family

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Hedgie daughters and autistic cum are inversions of the same dialectic. What the demiurge split in two, now become one.

>>55701704
based and pitpilled

>i can't figure out how hedge funds, retail, trading algorithms, etc contributed to high volume
maybe you should go ask reddit
>Except retail never sold
lmfao they actually believe this
people made a lot of money buying and selling GME
but you didn't
you bought the top
you will kill yourself when it goes to zero, or you will never retire because you missed prime investing years
KEK!
DUMB!
FUCK!
BAGGIES!

>>55703094
Based hegelian anon. This contradiction will soon be resolved.

>All we need to do is vote to expose the corruption
>All we need to do is invest in BBBY to expose the corruption
>All we need to do is direct register our shares to expose the corruption
>All we need to do is be profitable for a year to expose the corruption

You are here.

If everyone who had invested in GME in Jan 21 instead invested in TSLA, they would have made a healthy profit by now. When are you going to admit you’re a poor investor?

>55703255
Kek hoe mad

>>55703255
>All we need to do is invest in BBBY to expose the corruption
I did not need more confirmation that BBBY was a psyop

>55703255
>If everyone who had invested in GME in Jan 21 instead invested in TSLA, they would have made a healthy profit by now
Anyone who bought TSLA in Jan 2021 at best wouldn't have even doubled their investment. And if anyone who bought TSLA in Jan 2021 is still holding, they'd be red.
Nobody is buying GME to double their investment. There are many other things to buy if you want a small return. The potential of GME is infinite.

>55703312

The potential of any investment is infinite you fucking idiot. That's the whole point.

>55703371
I'm genuinely bewildered at the retardation of this post. The potential of any investment is absolutely not infinite. The infinite potential of GME only exists because of a catastrophically large naked short position. Naked shorting = infinite risk.

Once again, a reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
>If the short squeeze happens, the stock could go to infinity
The short sellers are obligated to buy back every share to close their position. Retail has collectively agreed to hold these shares until the price is millions per share. How do you close a short position if nobody is willing to sell you shares?

>>55703436
>3 years later
>43 hour thread
GME to the moo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKK

>>55703436
Just two (2) more weeks!

>>55703436
Kek Thomas boy is secretly pro-MOASS since he's the only wall street crook speaking up about infinity possibility and IBKR being incredibly DRS- friendly.
>55703448
>55703452
Yet you are stuck in here with us too Dikshit and Ranjeesh :^)

Slow and comfy thread, just the way I like it.

>>55701341
Hell yeah fren. WAGMI and god bless.

>>55701704
Looking good but gotta get the Jiemis at least 90% done otherwise these look incomplete and not ready for sneed/ooo posting.

>55691046
>55694893
>55694953
>55697335
>55698080
>55698238
>55698952
>55700107
>55700327
>55700369
>55700786
>55703299
>55703312
>55703371
>55703393
Hello rankesh, no (you) for you. What are you going to do about it now that you cannot feed your village?

>>55703780
Uh… edit the html to give myself fake (You)’s? I know you don’t unironically believe people get paid by (You)‘s it’s just your cope defense mechanism.

It's literally Joeover.

>55703845
It's been proven that pajeets like yourself get paid rupees per reply. I will never give in. Your village and cow can starve to death.

Hey, you've got our shills in your thread.

t. /BBBY/

>>55703908
the pro or anti-gme ones?
because both exist

>64JY419l
Fuck off bvttfag

>>55703899
Kekked and checked but it hasn’t been proven at all. I do it because it makes it harder for them to follow the thread.

>>55703899
>>55703992
But I don’t care about following the thread, how is clicking over to another tab on a web browser hard? You baggies are losing it.

Kek, Baker is passed out on the sofa covered in cheeto dust.

>55704003
It just proves how driven you are to be here. Your whole life is a Vietnamese crab fishing forum for a stock you don’t hold faggot.

>>55704009
Kek watamelon is passed out on the couch covered in cheeto dust

Kek, watamelon is passed out on the cheeto covered in Baker dust.

Kek passed out is on the cheeto dust covered in watamelon couch.

wagmi

>>55704077
>>55704077
>>55704077
Threaded.

Kek, cheeto is covered in Baker dust passed out on the watermelon.