/biz/ - Business & Finance

OIL!
I HAVE SMELLY GREASY OIL LEAKING OUT OF MY ANUS
IT'S STRESSING MY BOXERS

how do i profit off of this?

first nigger kike gook

Is it time to jump back into DRV? I wanna see it LOOWWWEERRR

>>55683071
You've already profited

QRD on Intel earning call?

Why are there still bbby baggies?

I sold all my NVDA this morning during the spike. When should I rebuy?

what is the tactic short JPY?

Why did my stomks go down today I thought we were priced in. Where is the green wicks bloody bastards

>>55683092
Look up Sunk Cost fallacy. Hope this helps.

it's been a long time
since i had any gains
i'm starting to question
the health of my brains

>>55683095
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
look at the US yield curve and the largest buyer of US debt
you want to short jpy? it's essentially levered up on guaranteed bond principal profits as rates go down over time
good luck though

I may slurp ENPH….. lord forgive me….

>>55683089
Everything going according to plan, but thinking it will go back up to where it was pre-Ryzen will take a while.

>Oil up
>Oil stocks down
>Tech up
??????

Are you worried yet, anon

>>55683093
I sold all my NVDA during the spike and put it all into MSFT during the valley.

I made big gains on puts today. That's why you don't listen to that retard saying buy calls everyday.

The bull market is over

Bobros what should i short? I have no fucking clue and i am done doing nothing

And just like that. Tesla will NEVER be above $265 again.

>>55683185
MSFT is experiencing a dip/valley atm

>>55683063
I sold everything a month ago. Is my chance to short big nigh? Is it really happening? Is it time for SPXS? Or SQQQ even?!

>>55683063
Oil bros. All investors face a choice. To be afraid of the inflation. Or To Be The Inflation. I am glad, euphoric even, that all of us made the right choice.

>>55683193
TSLA will be $1000 in 2 years. Cap it.

WHAT HAPPENED TO PRICED IN
REEEEEEEE

>>55683111
I think they’re losing market share to powerwall.

>>55683235
"No landing" with everything going absolutely perfect is the only thing priced into the market at the moment

I don't know what's going on anymore, I'll let you guys lose your money in this glownigger market

>>55683223
I wouldn't buy tesla if it was below 100

>>55683111
>that chart

checked btw

There are people here every day that don't actually own any stock.

>>55683250
Your ID says you are lying

>>55683111
you would have to be high to think it's a good idea to buy this failing company

Verification not required.

>>55683257
That’s a big missed opportunity. It’s a massively successful company. What keeps you from profiting from it? Are you a homosexual pedophile or something?

>>55683277
they spam bobos and mumus all day.

>>55683283
forgot pic. look at that 1yr chart

>>55683277
What about etfs

>>55683305
I mean people that don't own anything, or even have any money. I have a feeling at least half of the people here fall into that category.

>>55683285
"pedophile" in this context is redundant.

>Bought JEPQ/SJB in March
>SJB mostly hedges JEPQ
>SJB pays a 1.5% div (quarterly), JEPQ pays like 11% (monthly)
>They should average out on gains and walk away with a "risk-free" 5-6% gain on the year, from dividends
Right now I've had 3 divvies paid out and I'm up 3.7% on the tickers themselves. Pretty comfy. I've got about $2500 into them

>>55683313
FDs counts ?

>>55683089
pat gelsinger does a powerful stimulant in between prepared remarks and q&a and the market loves his coke-mania ramblings. they limit the call to 1 hour, by the end of it pat is feeling like jim morrison and telling everyone he loves them.
they had the guy with the super smooth voice as the operator and overall it will go down as one of the great conference calls of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGxClZkhZc

What should I buy? Should I buy anything? Is crash inevitable or is the market just going to go up to infinite and nothing bad will happen for the foreseeable future?

>>55683285
homosexual no pedophile yes
tesla's moat isn't that great and valuation doesn't make sense
in other words, competition will come sooner and scale more efficiently
tesla are luxury cars and the growing ev market is budget
it really doesn't make any sense, they're already outplayed in asia as chinese domestic companies get to jump the line on raw materials required for battery production
nissan is already competing hard in europe
you'll find all of this out soon enough, they have no tech or business model that can't be copied so margins will fall rapidly as they're forced to reprice
self driving and robots will be dog shit for a long time

I managed to catch a blessed play for the day but did it with too little of a position.

>ctrl f "BOIL"
>0 results
ah, it appears we have a thread full of faggots and niggers then!
SHIGS N' DIGS
you will never be women (or men)!

>>55683326
And yet he admitted to being attracted to children.

>>55683350
uhh based

>>55683344
>Is crash inevitable or is the market just going to go up to infinite
a large part of the answer to this question depends on picrel (and the rest on US congress). even if the US economy stays strong, the US gov will need to face the cold reality of their debt in one way or another.

>>55683350
>Nissan
Lol, lmao even

>>55683344
You know you could just sell or your assets or take a low risk on precious metals (which historically perform well during bear markets)

>>55683383
BASED OIL OP THO

lost several thousand and cut the tip of my finger off. i hope tomorrow is a better day

Gold futures have just gapped up 35 points, erasing the entirety of the day's move and then some :) nothing to see here.

>>55683391
>the US gov will need to face the cold reality of their debt in one way or another.
It doesn't seem like that will ever happen though and being a doomer does not fucking pay in this market.
>>55683397
I'm not buying metals. Fuck metals. Fuck metal dealers and buyers. Fuck your shiny boomer rocks.

>>55683412
we are about to see a massive correction of at least 10% before a christmas rally to ath

I like hanes stock. Why? Cool and comfy clothes. Debt? Not a problem they sell good product simple as. Thats enough DD for me.

Buy JNCO calls thank me later

>>55683424
I dislike their black socks. Leave pieces of fabric all over the place and the carpet. Just poor quality over all. Fruit of the Loom is better.

>>55683223
Wrong, but only because TSLA will be under X corp in 2 years. X corp will however be over $1000.

anyone know anything about the January Barometer effect?

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/j/januarybarometer.asp

trying to find out if this is legit. anyone know if someone already made a comparison chart somewhere to backtest it's accuracy?

i.e. was January of that year up or down? Y/N
was the rest of the year up or down? Y/N

and then go back decades. hmm...

>>55683421
>It doesn't seem like that will ever happen though
They are already struggling with interest payments at 5%. Either they will hard default or they will pressure Powell to lower interest rates. OR they will print a gorillion dollars to cover tbond payments.

>>55683430
For me, it's Deftones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvknOXGPzCQ

>>55683412
there wasn't a gap up, it's just that website's inability to track prices when the contracts roll to the next time period

OOOooOOO CHEAPIES BROS

>>55683424
based
I used to shill HBI here but lost some money on it
Still have the jpg though

hey friends
malding moron here
I work for a company that has had a basically static share price for the last decade, at around $30. I get RSUs as part of my compensation. I am very financially illiterate and have approximately $60k worth of RSUs (or at least, I did). A couple of months ago the price was up around $34, and I had resolved to sell a bunch and invest the proceeds into a broad index fund.

However being the moron that I am, I neglected to do it and got heemed HARD recently. The first time, another company in the same space announced poor results and my company stock took a hit too (down to $29). Today my company had its earnings call and certain earnings were down YoY basically missed guidance. After hours, the stock is down nearly 10% to $27. On paper I have lost a ridiculous amount of money. Again, financially illiterate and generally incompetent.

So what the fuck do I do? Do I cut my losses and sell or sit pretty and pray it goes back up to $30+ in the near future?

>>55683454
Ah that makes sense. So they will correct the price data or no?

>>55683451
I was a giant Sevendust mark in spite of mostly disliking black people now.
Still like Lajon but dude acts so white I’m not sure it counts

>>55683449
How are they struggling though? Is the federal government laying off employees? Are they reducing spending and eliminating contracts?

>>55683386
yes I frequent >>>/b/loli
>>55683395
look up bidirectional charging and find out why tesla is lagging

>>55683447
What I do know about a "January effect" is that people often take profits or losses for tax purposes in December, and January ends up being a mixed bag. For literally every other month in the year, a historically strong stock will keep winning and a weak stock will keep losing

>>55683466
i sell my RSUs as soon as they vest (and buy index funds) because i dont like having all my eggs in one basket. if the company does well you'll get more RSUs and a nice bonus. if the company doesn't do well then you dont get a good package AND your vested shares are down. i try to avoid the double whammy. congrats on being in a position that gets stock options.

thread is ugly bye till tomorrows open, keep track of MP

>>55683161
It always goes up at some point

Unusual volume of OTM calls opened for SPY at tomorrow's expiration date. Interesting.

>>55683521
Yeah I mean, I learned my lesson I guess. I am a fucking moron but... what do I do? Do I just wait it out? I have a feeling that this trend of lowered revenue will continue and I'm not sure how to evaluate whether or not to cut my losses.

>>55683474
The august contract is not the primary trading contract anymore, december is.
GC1! shows continuously rolling contracts, when one expires the next trades on the same chart
Use GCZ2023 if you only want to see the Dec contract.
My guess is most people just chart with GC1!

>>55683294
I like to catch falling knives for fun

>>55683421
wow you sound like a rowdy arrogant zoomer faggot. If you look at gold prices they literally do the exact opposite of whatever the US economy is doing. But I know your type. you wont listen to facts or reason because you're a feminine emotional thinker product of the 2020's

I'm too busy at the military institute I'm temporarily at to actively manage so I threw my gains and portfolio half into acorns and half into crypto

I left $800 in Schwab though, should I throw that into crypto or into some degenerate stock? Shill me something to throw $800 into and why

>>55683554
i dunno, i guess that depends if you believe in Juniper's offerings or not. looks like they updated their homepage to try to jump in on the AI game, maybe that'll work.

>>55683570
distressed companies that aren't going bankrupt are pretty fun

>>55683558
If you want to see how gc1! reacts to contract roll, look here around the end of may. It usually respects prices of the previous contract to some extent.

im quitting. i cant take it anymore. im done. my port is dead, my calls are worthless, you guys just spam shitcoins, im out.

>>55683610
normally the complaint we get is we don't spam enough shitcoins and everything is indexes

>>55683580
0dte SPY obviously

>>55683106
Poem anon, in grade school did you sit alone at lunch? Did you have friends? It's incredibly important to me that I hear the truth

>>55683582
their core portfolio excluding AI is actually perfectly fine, i dont have anything to say about the push for AI. imo the problem is customers, like when other big tech companies reduce spending they opt to forego upgrading their network infrastructure and so on, so that makes me think potentially risky situation.

at the end of the day, juniper is like cisco, nokia, arista, etc. they make the software and hardware that drive the internet. i actually think there's a stat out there where juniper routers literally forward most of the internet traffic on the planet. but being financially illiterate i dont know what real risks there are for the stock staying down over a very long horizon.

i mean, ive actually always been confused as to why its never broken past its $30 avg, whereas other similar companies have. it feels like any negative news, whether its for the company in terms of revenues or if its for adjacent companies like cisco or whatever, cause the stock to drop very very quickly. and then over the next few months it corrects but never really breaks through

>>55683552
HIGHER?

>+7000 since I got a job in May
Wtf guys you didn’t tell me being employed was so profitable

So what happened today /smg/? I left around 11am this morning and all the indexes were up big and closed deep red?

>>55683480
>How are they struggling though?
interest payments as a portion of the budget are rising

>Are they reducing spending and eliminating contracts?
well, no. so it appears for now they've chosen option 3. But, with every debt ceiling renew a circus, all it takes is one slip to go to option 1 or 2.

>>55683466
Well first of all I have GEOLOCATED your work location to JNPR. Your meagre opsec was no match for my 5 minutes of searching on finviz.

Anyways, with that out of the way. You work at the company. You should have an idea of if it has a long term future or not. If you could see it growing in the future, consider keeping 5-10% of your NW in stock. If you think it's going down the shitter, cash it. tonight. if you even can. (be sure to observe blackout periods otherwise you'll get a nice knock on the door from the SEC).

>>55683610
>you guys just spam shitcoins
the FUCK did you just say?!

>>55683438
>>55683424
>>55683465
Who makes UPS brown socks ?
With the recent Teamster Union victory
are brown socks bullish ?

>>55683677
>13 day win streak on dow, longest in history
>aug and sept worst months historically
>no more news to buy the rumor on
down 10% minimum in a month

>>55683677
You didn't sell?

INTCbros...are we finally recovering?
It's been a long way down...

>>55683575
You're literally better off just buying index funds than owning any precious metals.

>cut fast food
>expenditures decline to near zero

>>55683725
We're healing, its been a long time coming.

>>55683725
As long as Intel can keep on track. We should be in a pretty good state.

Another day. Nipped my credit card balance in the bud. Shifted the whole thing onto another card with zero interest for a year. No fee either. Also have 6 months of zero interest payments on any purchases I make. Which hey I do need new tires on the car soon. No more "Shat Happens" things on the list for the foreseeable future so I can dump money at the credit card principle at will and bag stocks now till July 2024 before interest kicks in fully.

>>55683655
dont need to be a financial wiz to see the trend and understand that the market isn't in love with it. i mean the company is doing fine but it's basically a utility at this point. the market is saying a large growth spurt is not coming.

>>55683725
pump is pretty low vol at only 12M shares, honestly I'd sell now because pumping in AH/PM and dumping during market open has been happening with stocks that had good/better than expected earnings. I ate shit on GM despite their great earnings and shit again on ENVX despite it having a 20 percent pump, ended the day -5%.

I got hurt today

holy fuck, I just took a look at the HOOD top 100 STOOKS and it's a SEA O' RED. I wondered what you negros were goin' on about today with all the BOVINE SCREAMS wafting through the heat of the day. Looks like BASED BA GAANer Anon was spared and INTC bros were BLESSED a little.

>>55683727
>purchase shares which represent the US economy at the same time that the US economy is crashing

>>55683727
<--- also

>>55683846
forgot pic

>>55683834
>>55683853
Would you rotate all of your money into gold as soon as you saw the sign that a crash is coming? Do the logistics for that even make sense fiscally speaking? Sure, you could leave some money in gold, but that money would be better off most of the time in the stock market.

>>55683884
I can't decide whether to simply freeze my assets during a crash or put them into gold. Maybe I'll do 50/50.

>>55683884
just sell paper before recession and buy metals/bonds
then sell those while market is near bottom and rebuy your shit
it's not rocket science

>>55683920
this guy gets it.

>>55683095
That's been the move for a year, and today did not change that fact.

>>55683920
But what if you don't time the recession or the bottom right? Covid bottom was pretty obvious, but I feel it is unlikely we will see something as drastic as that in the near term. It's not rocket science, it's voodoo.

SIGA sissies, how high are we going tomorrow? Double digits at least

>>55683287
I'm a Boglehead and basically just spam them all day to make tradetard FOMO, FUD, fard and shid.

>>55683950
yea you can't really predict the bottom, just start buying slowly at -25%

>>55683966
Fair.

I shorted today near the high of day. Now that the markets are closed and the overnight joos are taking over. What can I expect?

>>55683985
a fat green day tomorrow

>>55683287
literally me, I come here when /tv/ is being gay.

>>55683990
this. I would be shocked if it's not green

>>55683063
Let me get this straight. INTC revenue CRASHES to 13B from 15B and operating income CRASHES to -1B from -700m. But they did some fucking bullshit to puff up their earnings so absolute retards like >>55683725 are celebrating. If you seriously hold this piece of shit for the long term, you'll be in for a rude awakening.

>>55683985
opens slightly green, then dumps, them pumps to neutral.

What's the best way to go long on oil?

>>55683954
>SIGA
Dead meme

>>55684020
Did they say AI?

>>55684052
Up 20% AH

>>55684020
its just a low volume pump, that'll get sold off PM/Open hours

>>55683990
>>55684019
I’d be shocked if it was. We have to deal with the PCE report and a critical BoJ announcement tomorrow. If PCE is still high and the BoJ drops YCC, it’s going to be an ugly day

>>55683985
>What can I expect?

Well big money is gambling on a 1% to 2% upward move tomorrow
See here.
>>55683552

>>55684073
>>55683954
Kinda jealous. I went with 1200 shares of CMRX at 1.58 so I'm down a bit. Mostly I'm holding until December when their Phase 3 trial results are announced. Maybe they'll rally off SIGA's news and I can layer off at less of a loss

>>55683552
What platform is that?

>>55684045
get a time machine and go back to to June 27th and load up on UCO.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/new-taiwan-weapons-package-be-announced-soon-us-officials-2023-07-27/
How do I profit on this?

>>55684113
Think Or Swim.

something tells me its time to short, but i'm afraid its going to turn reverse. i'll make a trade on monday for sure.

>>55684095
SPY has to reach 456 tmo

>>55684126
GD, LMT
The US will sell its out of date stuff and put out orders for the new hotness

>>55684132
We’re looking at 440 tomorrow when Japanese investors pull billions of dollars out of the US after the announcement is made

>>55684132
not a chance

uhhh bros, I'm addicted to buying shitbox cars

I have like 5 cars now, I'm not sure how this happened. I jsut like...enjoy buying them??

Is this bullish?

>>55684149
where do you put them all?

>>55684128
Thanks. Though, I am Canadian and have an account with TD Waterhouse already, and I notice that TOS is owned by TD Ameritrade, which is now owned by Schwab. Oh well, not a big deal.
That said, I could make a Schwab account or IBKR account for the future

VIX market maker paypig anon where are you? Explain to me what you do on days like today

shannara or wheel of time?

>>55684149
Cars are not good investments, ngmi

>>55684163
>Explain to me what you do on days like today

Bobos, Let's hope BOJ finally starts fucking this retardmarket. It's overdue. Their inflation doesn't get better and won't if they do not act. It even increased (No clue how that is possible for June) and the next months will be worse thanks to oil.

>>55684187
SOXL Friday Put holder here. they might raise the cap a little and it would cause maybe 2-3 days of red before AMD earnings.

>>55684020
Literally nobody cares about earnings numbers, bobochud. The market is forward looking at least 10 years into the future, Intel is getting countless government handouts in the next few years. God you bobos are so fucking dumb.

>>55684183
>Calendar is Jasper from Family Guy
Yikes

>>55683466
Sell the stock and buy QQQ your company isn’t as good as NVDA.

Lol I sold AMD at 80 because I expected TSM to really bring some bad news.

Anyway, is now a bad time to dabble in oil?

I thought yield curve inversions meant something but the fucking thing has been inverted at historically significant levels for like a year now but nobody gives a fuck and the economy just keeps chugging along

What does it mean

>>55684214
I'm only a bobo for retarded value trap retard stocks like INTC. Yeah, most INTCucks care all about earnings because it's le heckin low PE value stock. When I think of the future I don't think of this stagnating garbage company.

>>55684187
It’s kind of hard to stop the largest foreign creditor of the US from pulling their money out of the US and putting I back into their home country. Bulls are actually the perfect exit liquidity for the Japanese to use since they’ve been pumping the market up so well

>>55684237
It actually hasn't been inverted very long if you adjust for inflation. It doesn't really matter anymore as a signal either since the market unironically entered a new paradigm in the post 2008 QE world. Yes, this time is different.

>>55684262
>Yes, this time is different.

Im down $200 bros

The bearish sentiment in here has me certain my calls are going to print when SPY hits ath tomorrow

>>55684272
If you don't see how it's different with the QE and extreme money printing you might be retarded.

i love rolling options bros
'up and out!' i always say
it's like my catchphrase

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PeyzXvvdmw

Extremely bullish on picrel, thoughts?

>>55684336
If you're bullish on that, wait until you see ENVX

>>55684286
I doubt we have any serious down movements until September or October

>>55683466
If you had a cash bonus now, for what the stock is worth, would you buy it with that cash bonus?

These lines were a LOT steeper last week
I'm losing my future gains... fuck...
>>55683632
No, I didn't have many friends, but I don't think I ever had to eat alone... not until I went to college

Were gonna gigga pump tmrw to trap the bears that came out, arent we?

my AC simply has not stopped. at all

>>55684397
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS

>>55684397
You have exceeded your allowed AC usage. Try again first of next month.

>>55684397
Had any rolling blackouts/brownouts yet? I'm curious as to how the grid is handling the heatwave. My part of the country is unaffected its just humid here

>>55684204
>AMD EARNINGS
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>55684396
man, I hope so

>>55684415
not that I have personally noticed

I gave up trading and sold my puts yesterday for a big loss
lol
lmao even
life is a comedy

>>55684415
It fucking sucks. Uh it's 85 right now at after 9 p.m at night still. Tomorrow its supposed to be 97.

I hate the yield curve

>>55683135
Crescent Point Energy went down 4% today, is this going to continue tomorrow?

All eyes on BOJ motherfucker!!!!!!!!

I'm back for a reason.

>>55684451
This is how I know tommorow we're going to dump hard

>Recognize that food is insanely overprice and not because of raw ingredients
>Notice oreos specifically are overpriced when they probably cost very little
>See raw ingredients prices go down but oreos stay the same price
>Obvious increase in profit
>Make a bet on MDLZ earnings
>MDLZ smashes earnings
>Stock price goes down
Explain this shit right now.

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>55684500
KO made an announcement that they were done raising prices for the year to keep up with input material costs, the stock has been crabbing despite solid earnings.
I assume most corporates realize future price hikes will hurt profit beyond this point and the stock is reflecting.

>>55684483
Probably. Dividend cuts have started, and this is triggering fear across the sector as inflation hits drilling costs yet oil price has spent the past 3 months suppressed. "Free" cashflows are turning to be more expensive than expected.

Decent chance to play contra and scale in for a potential 2024 run. It's not gonna be as good as the 2021 bull run, but could offer some reasonable gains.

>>55684500
Fundamentals basically ceased to mean anything when it comes to stockprice. Its basically all random gambling and hysterious overreactions to the news cycle now.

>>55684483
hell if I know
I am bullish on oil in general but the day to day behavior of oil stocks themselves is an anomaly to me. Are the TA bots being retards about the stock being overbought? Are big funds being retards about a sector rotation? Is the option market being retarded about screwing the hedgers at expiry? A lot could happen divorced from the underlying oil commodity itself.

MSFT breaking the upward channel is bear trap right?

>>55684559
your moms a bear trap lmfao

>>55684500
a company can have top tier earnings and recording breaking numbers and it can still end up going down for weeks, earnings barely matter, you are gambling

>>55684608
Her asshole definitely is. My own foot has been caught in that gaping chasm many times.

>>55684500
The market is forward looking, already priced in.

Stock valuations aren't magically perfectly rational before earnings. Just because they beat expectations doesn't mean there aren't going to be more people looking to sell than buy.

>>55684559
I'm feeling bullish bros

>>55684608
>>55684619
faggot

ENVX.
RXRX.

Two companies with lot's of skeletons in the closet.

Listen closely. For the noises. Coming from the closet.

Click. Clack.

>>55684654
>ENVX
Please refer to >>55684356

That is all.

>>55684500
No shit that’s why I’ve bascially stopped ordering pizza delivery... Have you seen the fucking prices at Papa John’s? It’s like $45 for a pizza, some shitty meager 8pc sadness wings and a 10inch cheese stick, then they tack on $6 of delivery fee and expect you to tip on top of that. Fucking Domino’s is so Jewish now I ordered the pick any two or more for $6.99 deal and I got 2 specialty pizza’s for $3 upcharge for both and a order of $6.99 boneless wings, and 3 sauce packs and it was over $50 with a 20% tip.

It’s gotten outrageous everywhere

>>55683466
Juniper is a solid stock. I wouldn’t sell at a loss.

>>55684667
I'm telling you food is where the money is right now. I was literally in Thailand last month and bought ripoff oreos that tasted exactly the same for like a 10th of the price. Food companies are making hand over fist dollars and using inflation as an excuse. I'm trying to capitalize off this shit but the damn meme market is fucking me over.

>>55684500
>>MDLZ smashes earnings
>>Stock price goes down
This is where you newbies fuck up, "smashes earnings" is your OPINION. What matters is what do the INSTITUTIONS think and are they going to pump or dump the shit. See, unlike most "traders" here - I'm actually GOOD at trading. How do I do it? Price. Movement. ACTION. Momentum. Volume. Lows. HIGHS... If you have any questions, study candlestick charts for 10,000 hours straight, THEN come ask me.

>>55684666
Lmfao. Of course dipshits on this shithole stock trading forum are bullish on APPH.

The same stock pumpers behind the at APPH -99.5% shitshow are the ones behind ENVX

>>55684667
dpz is our last hope

>>55684559
msft going to 300

>>55684500
ummm sweaty you are supposed to SELL the news? not buy??

Not sure if I should put $40-50k into a CD or bond at the moment.
5.60% @ 13 mo. isn't bad.

>>55684751
it’s horrible you pay tax on it

>>55684500
>>55684693
Share price for mdlz and institution’s bailing on this smashing earnings is because even mid-high earners are trading down to store brands and private labeled food. Same issue PG is facing but they’re such a powerhouse and consumers will literally cut other things to buy the PG products, like I will not choose a store brand toilet paper over charmin, not happening. Too many private label and knock off mdlz snacks which people will grade down to without thinking about it too much.

TUP bros ww@?
>>55684767
its okay he will have losses from trading to offset it, we all do

>futures

>>55684751
Buy 10k of physical gold/silver in whatever ratio pleases you. Start buying TLT with the rest when it's in the low 90's and buy some more if/when it dips under 90. Finishing buy if you have cash left once it can hold over the 200 day moving average or fed starts buying again. You'll be investing like a boomer in no time, and don't worry, if treasury bonds blow out beyond that then everything is fucked so you'll maybe appreciate the precious metals.

gay sex bros.. are we back?

>>55684821
Dont buy long dated treasuries the fuck you doing man. The long dated treasuries are yielding 4% at best right now are either grossly cheap or grossly overpriced. Either way, you are taking a 50/50 bet on whether tlt will fuck you or not.

How do I prevent my new coworkers from finding out I'm a virgin? Somehow people always figure it out after knowing me a few months and shame me for being unworthy of love

>>55684833
lol dumbass

>>55684839
Find work with muslims. I am serious.

>>55684821
this: >>55684833
if you are chosing to build up a cash or cash equivalents position, just roll short-duration treasuries or even just put it in a high-yield savings account. Buying duration you are just setting yourself up to get fucked.

>>55684839
just wear a sex machine shirt for casual fridays

>>55684872
The whole system goes tits up if they don't get the treasuries back in order and recession can't be hidden much longer. You're a retard if you're chasing whatever pittance of a yield with the little money he mentioned. Duration means price goes up big. He's hedged with the precious metals otherwise, probably want some bullets too.

im about to make an emergency stock announcement

do we have any thoughts on this?

$FTCH bros how we doin, Quadrupled down today.

>>55684897
this indonesian girl is also german so I can say with 100% certainity -- she will take it up the ass

>>55684902
stop being so obviously jewish

>>55684895
Looks like we're goin long SPY 500 calls

>>55684893
Can I get some leaked data on your announcement? I wanna open some positions, before Big Boss makes things "known"...

Don't say I never helped you

https://youtu.be/fnkLnK1i5Lc
https://youtu.be/fnkLnK1i5Lc
https://youtu.be/fnkLnK1i5Lc

when I looked at the market this morning, SPY was up like .64% and SOXL was up like 6%. now I look and SPY dumped and SOXL is still neon green. what the fuck happened?

>>55684895
Looks like market crashing is bearish for rates

>>55684924
you know when you finish stacking dominos and hit the end of the chain to start the half assed rube goldberg machine you made but it doesn't complete when one domino fails to hit the next one just before the end?
Something like that.

>>55684921
fuck you!!!!!!!!!

KPOP IS BACK NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55684892
>t-the Fed will pivoot in two more weeks! trust the plan!!
yeah here's the thing. if yields continue to go up. then duration means price goes down big. and if you are locked up in long-duration treasuries... then you have to wait until AFTER the fed lowers rates to poomp eet. instead of being able to get prime cheapies with cold hard cash redeemed from short-duration treasuries held to maturity. Also in general, if you need cash for unrelated reasons - it's a lot less locked up with short duration.

>probably want some bullets too
if you are doomermaxxing you shouldn't even be in the stock market at all

>Verification Not Required

>>55684921
This one's a winner. I can feel it.

>>55684921
LMFAO ARE YOU *LITERALLY* DRUNK RIGHT NOW?!?!?
You're slandering me in your intro, but you're talking like you're 9 light beers deep.
LMFAO in shambles over me.
"You need to try harder to troll me"

>>55684949
didn't even read beyond your first shitty attempt at framing. stop being a lame faggot.

>>55684924
PPT is now making sure nvda beats apple

>>55684921
Thank you Mr. John Rockerfeller. I have liked and subscribed.

What's his video say? I'm currently watching vrooms and will watch in 20 minutes
Is it time sensitive?

>>55684129
Same. Glownigger markets are the WORST!

>>55684960
I only care about the rules text
cope & seethe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

Shake Shake Shake Shake it!!!!!!

Come on Udesama tell us if the markets will go to ATHS OR ATHS OR ATHS! OR ATHS!!!!!

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55684973
You ever stop and think how much of a relief it would be for your mother if you committed suicide?

>>55684921
all in on 0dte TUP puts thank you anon

>>55684969
Naw, not time sensitive. A lot of coping and seething over poor video quality, and being called out over it.
Apparently has thick skin, but was forced into drinking and making an emergency post. You make your conclusion...
>>55684983
When did you come back? Any tickers worth mentioning, or just MORE gookbug posting? Go on, post a snarky reply...

>>55684921
that's a fucking terrible idea. for so many reasons

Remember i called this rally last year before it even began. I remember.

>>55684982
>projecting
well as a matter of fact. no I do not.

>Verification Not Required

>>55684921
Rocker my family owns a lot of real estate and when you keel over dead on that couch from an apparent imminent heart attack which is what your face looks like, it’s not a good look when people have to find you. There was once a tenant story my dad told me about one tenant who was found dead on his couch in surroundings such as yours and they see and catalog everything laying around your domicile and dead body. They even have the coroner and forensic teams come in and take pictures of your dead body and all your surroundings and document them for years.

Just think about it.

>>55684999
>Yotsuba B
>Not Tomorrow
You literally need to kys yourself NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

CMON BOJ, CRASH THE MARKET

>>55684999
I remember, and we called you out for predicting both sides, flip flopping by the day - if you predict both sides, of course you'll be right; linked you this image then, and I'll link it again now

>>55684999
Checked, and I was right there with you. I was mocked and laughed at for being bullish last fall

So the other day (last night?) I did a divination for the overall state of "The Market". I would like to stress that drawing all cards of the same suit can be considered a strong omen, all of them being named cards of the Major Arcana, doubly so.

>Subject: Death - Inertia, sleep, lethargy or petrifaction, or somnambulism (sleepwalking)
>Context: The High Priestess - Secrets and mystery
I interpret this as the market itself being slow and sluggish, or being in a state of disagreement. For example, bulls are enjoying the current rally but bears suggest it won't last. People say housing is in a bubble and FA is irrelevant. We are unsure how high Fed rates will go, the yield curve is inverted, and there is debate about whether we're in a recession or one will be coming.

>Event: The Magician - Physician, Magus, mental illness, disgrace, disquiet
I interpret this as people being uneasy with the markets and the economy for various reason.

>Action: The Hanged Man - Wisdom, trials, discernment, sacrifice, divination
I read this as either personal wisdom/discernment, eg selecting only high quality stocks, having a proper portfolio, managing risk effectively. If you're an active trader, not blowing up your account. Being hedged for drawdowns, that sort of thing.
In the context of the markets themselves, it will undergo various events. Discernment here can refer to the Fed rates (eg Powell looking at whatever metrics for inflation), or sacrifice as in the sense of certain sectors or jobless rates need to be brought down for the health of the market.

>Result: The Chariot - Riot, quarrel, dispute, defeat
Something will probably break. This reading does not indicate what or why.

Anyways, this is just for fun. Hopefully it will give you some investment ideas. Seriously, manage your risk no matter what the market is doing

TOKYO CPI OVERALL ACTUAL 3.2% (FORECAST 2.9%, PREVIOUS 3.1%) $MACRO

>>55685033
Does this mean no more vending machine coffee?

>>55685022
Bonus reading I did tonight on the topic of "Sectors":

>Three of Cups - Plenty, perfection, merriment, happiness, victory, fulfillment, solace, healing
>Two of Swords - Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty
I think the most obvious reading here is probably the health/pharmaceutical sector, and the cards imply a downturn

>Page of Cups - Message, application, reflection, meditation, business
>Eight of Swords - Disquiet, difficulty
This feels like tech sector, perhaps AI or social media, and will face some hurdles soon

>>55685033
Japan's been running with a trade deficit for about a year or so and have taken big hits to their current account. They're fucked.

>>55685041
Japanese inflation is running wild, and you're worried about the vending machine coffee? Not the obvious asset; the used panties..
JPY is going to be forced to go up in value, and the loss of the used teen panties is absolutely appalling.

>>55685020
I also called the CHINA rally right before it occurred as well. I also called NVDA to 400 on the day before earnings AH in MAY.. I get them right more than i do wrong. just super saiyan

>>55685033
>>55685041
The number being higher than forecast is apparently good for the currency. When a currency does well, usually the equities do poorly, so now might be a good time to buy some Japanese companies

>>55684921
no central air in that fine home of yours?

>>55685033
black friday is a go

>>55685054
Monday: We are going to dump!
Tuesday: We are going to rally!
Wednesday: (Market does either) See, I told you!

>>55685062
lmao

>>55684821
>>55684833
>>55684872
>>55684892
I appreciate the responses even if it unintentionally led to some strife. If anything, I'm indebted to myself to do more research.
>still fairly novice to investing

>How to kill oil barons in one chart

>>55685072

>>55685054
And your call now is what? There seem to be too many bobos for it to actually crash. Feels like easy ATHs at this point

>>55684921
>TUP
Long term trend is heavily bearish. We see a rejection at the 200 MA's today. Unfortunately the IV is elevated, in part due to upcoming earnings. That of course can be minimized with a bear put spread or something similar. Lot of options movement today. The entire options chain previously had 0 open interest at any strike (04 Aug expiration). Thousands of of calls and puts opened, with a heavy bullish lean.

>>55685078
The draining of the SPR was already a thing that was voted and agreed upon, before Brandon was elected; no? Or was it only a certain amount, and we're beyond that now?

>>55685084
Depends on what Ueda does...

Right now it looks...........

>>55685078
They will drain that sucker dry just to spite us honest oil barons.
>boo hoo, gas is $10 a gallon
not my problem

>>55685148
I said earlier that I will not be willing to pay above $4.65/gallon.
War is the only option is the price goes above that amount...

can the BOJ hurry up and have the meeting to see if we pump or dump tommorow

>>55685124
No the president controls the SPR, Jim Brandon has drained it to the lowest point it’s been in 30 some years. People were speculating and scared the massive caverns that hold the SPR was going to collapse since it’s never had such low volume.

Is the DISH play over?

>>55685157
>>55685148
Didn't someone mention that oil services were a good sector a few days ago?

>>55685174
>Massive caverns collapsing
That's a hell of a black swan event

>>55685124
There was a certain amount that was a part of a past budget resolution (I think in 2018) that was supposed to be released yearly, but that has been cancelled after this year. What Joe did for midterms is a separate matter.

>>55685072
TLT is a good choice tho if you are looking to boomer invest. It's the late cycle classic and it's already beaten down badly so your downside is limited. Also because they can't allow treasury yields to run like that. 2011 low of about 88 on TLT is the floor I'm thinking and beyond that we open pandora's box, which would most likely bring the fed buying because very bad things happen otherwise.
The reason they raised rates so rapidly is because they want room to drop them back down and attempt another "V-shaped recovery" like in 2020. May not work out but they'll try it and bond prices will go up. That's what you want, price not yield. Bonds can go up just like stocks.

>>55683063
time to fill our SPR ?

>>55684921
>TUP cont.
The financials are interesting. Gross profit is consistent year over year. However there are large changes in net income over the same time period.

>>55685124
Some sales are mandatory now and in the coming years, but there's still an emergency, apocalyptic war in Ukraine. Which means oil's on borrowed time above 80.

>B-but we need a reserve in case we go to war with China.
Who do you think owns Biden? Hello.

>>55685174
I'm pretty sure this >>55685186 is what I was talking about. Regardless, you are still correct. The SPR is being drained at a wild fucking rate.
>>55685185
Tbf, there's always some anon talking about oil services being a good sector...

>>55685194
only if you're ridin' with biden

ILL SOLD MY PUTS RIGHT BEFORE THE BIG CRASH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ILL NEVER FORGET THIS EMBARRASSMENT
WHY DOES GOD HATE ME

when are we slurping $rtx

surely the drone swarm tech is going to be a huge money maker after seeing how useful drones have been this war

>>55685204
>functionally halve the value of our currency through printing
>tell oil producing countries to shut the fuck up
I am sure in the long run this will all work out

>>55683408
i broke a rib

holy fuck

>>55683451
Good shit anon, this is my favorite deftones track

>futures
Things were scary for a minute, but wagmi in the end

Wow BOJ, absolute faggots.

>>55685303
heh

BOJ adjusted YCC. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This afternoon there was some schizo trying to argue that the whole selloff wasn't just yen fears.
Wonder what excuse he'll have tomorrow.

reading that yield control is 1 percent now

>>55685078
Can’t go below 180 million for structural reasons

People here celebrating the yield curve control confirmation. Meanwhile the index futures are all green on that news. Looks like bears are losing tomorrow based on market ignoring anything possibly negative, yet again.

>>55685341
You should buy

>>55684232
>is now a bad time to dabble in oil
Are you a shill. Ayo. Rip rip, are you a shill? Check XOM earnings tomorrow, and Chevron too, CVX,
Poop.

What's the fucking catalyst. Ending war in Ukraine. Recession

long BTC

>>55685341
I sold calls on SOXL
How bad am I screwed?

>>55685341
Rumors create uncertainty. Now, it is certain.

>>55684536
Yeah eating out is just not worth it anymore really. Fucking chipotle is like $11 a burrito now and compared to other garbage that’s a good deal. Every time I go to McDonald’s I end up spending $15+. Shit has gotten out of hand so what little dining out I did is pretty much over now. I’d much rather buy some steaks at Costco and grill than spend the same amount at McDonald’s on a couple McDoubles

>>55685341
i don't think its gonna last long, I'm watching the nikkei on trading view and a head and shoulders is forming on the pump

>>55685341
I don't get it. It says they aren't doing a thing and at the same time say something about 1% and being more flexible. But "news" say no tweak, wtf?

USDJPY isn't going to hold

Kek what was that scamwick action now again?
Did they also not understand BoJ's statement?
>just buy

futures will probably drill from here

>>55685369
It's a subtle rate hike, but exclusively for their long term rates. Unlike our federal reserve, the BoJ has target yield trading ranges for various durations.

>>55685416
Yes, I read about the difference. But news say "no tweak" but they still expanded the range to 1%. Isn't that a tweak? Or is it none cause it's not set, but "flexible"?

>>55683063
It's not that hard. AMD and NVDA have earnings. On the first and fifteenth nigga. God forbid me if I ever tell you when to buy and sell your ass.

sorry mumu's the bank of nippon has decreed you must commit seppuku

So are we going to be green or red tomorrow?

>>55685444
>must commit seppuku
Well that's too bad because I can never solve the hard ones anyway

>>55685432
It's just bullshit phrasing. Asians love that shit.

>>55685316
based
The Pieces Are Falling Into Place.

>>55685444
It's Joever.

>>55685444
weeee

>>55685455
Red, OPEX and Kabuki theatre has decreed the nasdaq must fall.

>>55685444
>10 minute delay
>No real change in YCC

Asians. panicking. Yes.

>>55685486
cope

>>55685471
I have some 6.50 CSPs on DISH that expire next week.
I wanted to close them just before earning but it's already down $300. Should I just bite the bullet or ride this out and wheel it into CCs if assigned?
Yes, I am asking for financial advice.

OMG, Nikkei down 1.3%.

>>55685487
>>55685316
>>55685466
Ahem >>55685022

>>55685505
How about you post the updated chart?

>>55685509
it was down 1.6% earlier

>>55685508
Close them DISH is surely going to fall more

>>55685529
forming a big H&S

>>55685022
>>55685045
based

Wait, could this BOJ panic be happening just as the fake superconductor news is happening? This has to be coordinated

>>55685530
Fuckinnn' bro, this is just the start of a new longer trend. Old people from Asian definitely just hit us out of nowhere. We didn't see Japan coming. We didn't recapitalize. Our giants of industry haven't seen this since the '90s.

This is gonna blindside. You're really right this time. I think I should come to your Christening. I meant Bar Mitzvah.

Since we're falling off the catalog soon...
NEW (+checkem)

>>55685555
>>55685555
>>55685555
>>55685555

>>55685550
the last time the dow had a 13 day win streak was 1987, just before black monday, one of the worst days in dow history, it just eneded a 13 day win streak today :^)

>>55685575
I will be buying puts for next month as soon as the market opens

>>55685550
Don't forget about the alien invasion (and I don't mean the ones across the rio grande).

>>55685288
how's this even possible?

>>55686009
Pretty sure their gear is fire proof.

>>55683063
INTC 40 EOD
>muh low volume
I'm gonna low volume in your ass, faggot

>>55685575
This nigga thinks anyone cares about the Dow anymore
lol
lamo even