/biz/ - Business & Finance

HE LOW
NIGGERS
I HAVE BOIL & UNG
(SOLD MUH KOLD)

OIL? OIL.

I bought the local bottom of SOXS

SOXL!!

I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.

>>55680381
based

wtf I came back from lunch and got stopped out

So what's happening with Japan?

>>55680370
>Ford ($F)
>Intel ($INTC)
>Roku ($ROKU)
Earnings chads what are we thinking

My small cap biomeme outdumping my abbv pump fucking kill me

I'm heavily regretting not buying OVV last month. It's up $10

>>55680415
You can make $10 flipping burgers, junior

Repost here:

They (BOJ) don't raise rates in the hope to increase population? Haven't they learned from Covid that also in bad times babies are born, if not more?

>>55680397
WTF I LOVE AI NOW

>>55680388
my order didn't go through until it shot up to 8.54 and now I'm down -%0.1

>>55680402
maybe they are getting NIPPED in the bud

Banks over 100 billion under the new banking model would now have to mark all securities to market. No more hiding behind marking them to maturity.

Excuse me, what the fuck just happened?

>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>***20x forward multiple**** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency crisis looms

can someone shoop nance onto this

The Worm of the Abyss demands an offering

>>55680397
this is the kind of AI innovation I want to see

Intel is gonna pump on earnings today because its fucking garbage and thats how the glownigger market works. Calls.

>>55680428
Just sell immigration visas to small depopulated islands and allow whites to settle there and turn it into bwc heaven (yes, Somalis and Nigerians can have their own too)

>>55680404
>Ford: negative
>Intel: negative
>Roku: + (a bit)

>>55680402
My yen short taking a small hit

>>55680435
Kek, uh oh, stinky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UB8V3VuLgk

>>55680398
You think this is bad? You should have seen me in my heyday.
>Ask to leave early every single day
>refuse to work more than 3 days per week
>Ignore all phonecalls and texts from boss
millennial btw

dump time, friday will be red too but then load up on more calls.

>>55679413
FUCK

msft is full of pajeets now isn't it?

My COIN and PLTR puts doing a lil sum.

>>55680472
Japan might start changing their stance on mon policy. It sounds like this is bad for the market. Bad for inflation. Maybe they finally realized that "transitory" is just a meme.

>>55680474
Options suck lmao

>>55680504
nigger I had 30 of those

>>55680398
I'll take no more than 6 hours, no later than 6 pm, and no more than 6 days in a row.

>your etf only qualifies for foriegn tax credit on its dividends if at least 50% of its holding are interntional
what arbitrary bullshit

Anyone else slurping Carvana? No way this thing goes below $40

>>55680510
now you know not to use options

TOTAL MARKET DEATH

I can't believe the market makers are suppressing the price of OXY just because they don't want to be told to buy a bunch of super expensive way otm covered calls from me by their algos. I am going to win this standoff. They can't be retarded longer than I can.

>>55680510
enjoy your haircut.
shoulda been playing UCO options.

>>55680524
They don't make any money though.

wtf oil was above 80? Is this oil market finally going to wreck the stockmarket a second time?

>>55680398
>The cost of work-life balance shouldn't be working day?
What then? Pingpong tables for the employees? (don't have the picture for that meme)

>>55680532
That doesn't matter, we are playing a video game

>>55680526
I sold them earlier for $11 each and made $80 profit, if I held on they would’ve been over $30 each for almost $1k

¿Estás bien, mumu?
괜찮으세요, mumu?
Stai bene, mumu?
Êtes-vous ok, mumu?
Você está bem, mumu?
אתה בסדר,mumu?

>mastercard bans pot purchases
You will do fent and you will he happily numb.

Are we actually back oilbros?
This wouldn't be a fakeout would it?

>>55680443
I just got blacked

>>55680557
That looks stable. This is the Ouchie-Run.

>>55680446
Yes but is all this a problem right this instant because we can pump it until it is

>Powell speaking
Why was I not warned?

>>55680557
it appears so but they don't want us to be back and will do everything possible to prevent it so buy longer dated puts to lock in gains while the vix is low

>>55680510
did you buy your puts too early and sell them too soon they'd have been in the money in like an hour

BOBROS ! SHOOOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTTTTT!

>>55680557
Fuel Oil 50 cents in a month, August CPI RIP.

MAY/JUNE 2022 was Top for Oil, May/June 2023 was bottom for oil. Now it's reversing so with every month the
-% inflation will be less.

We tried to save you

>>55677820
>>55677883
>>55677921
You should have listened.

>>55680534
Zoomers watch to much TikTok and think that fresh out of college you can just roll into a business and demand to be the CEO. You have to earn your stripes before you start trying to strong arm your employer. I read the article and it basically stated that the recruiter was pretty much left speechless by how this retarded zoomer (redundant I know)

Idk if I'm wrong so call me out, but WW has been pumping every day or so around 4pm est lol. Just something I noticed. Anyone seeing the same thing or watching it

>>55680398
I don’t care about any of this and just want to be allowed to take copious amounts of stimulants at home alone and crank out work while vaping.

*karate noises*

>>55680590
Yeah I fucked up, but there’s no way it will fall below $456 the support is too strong

>>55680593
bobo has today and tommorow before 2pm when the OPEX goes into fuck your positions mode.

Buy OTLY bros. I bought at 1.60 today, rn up to 1.70. People love this shit, it sells really well at supermarkets, undervalued af.

>>55680634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpyRI1j9t6c

>>55680613
That reminds me of a former co-worker who asked for a raise, was probably going to get it anyway, but the boss said "I don't know, we'll consider it". So my co-worker thought it was a good idea to stand up, lean over the boss' desk and pound his fist on it saying "I KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE MAKE AND I KNOW YOU CAN AFFORD TO GIVE ME A RAISE". Fired his ass the following Monday. I'm like, did you read that strongarm technique in a book or something? What the fuck dude. There's being assertive and confident, and then there's just being a delusional asshole.

>>55680626
Sorry zoomer, the free ride is over. You're going back to your cubicle prison. Work starts at 5am, don't be late. If your late you have to do the wagie dance in front of the rest of the office.

>>55680644
I mean it’s not probably gonna hold very long

Is Japan raising rates tomorrow?

Just bought some more TQQQ
Probably the worst timing but whatever

I hope we vote no on the contract. Sorry non union fags (we still have till the 1st btw)

>>55680632

>>55680646
It's what happens when an entire generation is raised by television and the internet. Your coworker probably watched an episode of mad men and thought "heh that could be me". There really are no winners when it comes to autism.

>>55680643
this shit will go up to 4.5 atleast.

>>55680648
My work actually doesn’t care that much. I can take off early and I don’t come in the full amount of time. I make up for it by working double when I’m at home, I do 14+ hour days if they don’t make me come into the office

>>55680609
all of your posts are formatted terribly and i always skip them

>>55680643
Sorry im only this stupid >>55680656
But fucking oat drinks valuated at nearly 1000 million fucking dollars?
Lmao no

Bros why are markets dumping now? AMZN was over $132, now its dipping down to $129, wtf

>>55680398
Based zoom zoom

>>55680378
Your bot would be less obvious if it literally wasn’t the first post every single /smg/

>>55680398
based here's mine

>>55680671
its in every single western supermarket, and all the 18-45yo women and soys buy it. You dont understand the market.

This is the gayest day in market history.

SHORT FORD , SHORT INTEL . LEVERAGE X10.

>>55680609
Imagine if this schizo was right and everyone got rekt lmao

>>55680666
I'm leaving my current job Satan, but I'm in a similar scenario. I never work an 8 hour day anymore but that's because I worked my way to management after 5 years. I still charge the company 40 hours a week though. My boss knows it but knows that there is literally nothing he can do about it because I make his life super easy. All he had to do was offer me health benefits and I wouldn't leave. But he won't do it.

>>55680653
Yo wtf, you fucked up my portfolio cuz

>>55680697
Listen, I just think it is super cool how oil and dxy have been going up together. It is pretty neat.

>>55680682
I have no need for bots faggot, I have BOIL, UNG, Elvis' karate power, and the LORD GOD Almighty.

Cam on SOXS

>>55680686
Can I change breakcore to speedcore and drink to fuck?

>>55680718
Yields... are going up too

>>55680697
The reversal aligned with a JPY move which effectively means weakening dollar, so no. He's just retarded.

>>55680733
of course, with HR roasties and hamplanets gone we can do whatever we want and the labor market will be balanced again

>>55680718

WHY THE FUCK IS SOXL GOING DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55680686
Scary thing is this is the actual mind of how zoomers see an acceptable work life, and it will never be a thing. The alternative that employers are going to use in the future is making every position a gig job. That will give you the illusion that you're in control, but will actually make things worse for workers rights

it's happening, it's finally happening, we're going to see a negative tick

>>55680695
I said that every day last year.

Look at that VIX bobros. I’m down 45% on all the outs I keep buying on worthless companies the last few months, but I just need them to print ONE TIME and I’m back in the saddle baby

>>55680474
FUCK

>>55680751
The dollar reversed upon ECB decision my friend. The top was called the top at 4605 - this was not breached. Dollar rose all day - even with BOJ only retraced slightly - Euro is 57.6% of the DXY weight, Yen weight only 13.6%

SPY IS RED
>SPY IS RED
SPY IS RED
>SPY IS RED

>>55680780
This bothers me, because unique comes from the word for "one", meaning it's one of a kind. "Very unique" sounds like "very very one of a kind", which is gay.

I just saw the vix pay pig poster counting out change and telling someone on the phone he needs a little more time but he'll have the money

>>55680777
nice trips, although imo they can't pay people more and cost of living keeps rising so they're going to have to do something to get people working again. take away the boomer cuck stuff and I could live with stocking shelves at Kroger for 8.25, listening to my music, texting my friends, drinking casually, etc.

>>55680799
Dramatic effect my nigga.

>>55680785
>>55680474
Bruh

>>55680613
>>>55680534 (You)
I can imagine Zoomers being retarded and demanding too much. But probably too much in proportion to what they can offer. Their general vision of work-life might not be that bad. YOLO, you know? Work to live and not live to work. And I say that as somebody who was raised in germany. But maybe I don't have that lifestyle, since I'm not german. Might be genetic.

>>55680813
It does sound good, like "the data says sell" even tho it's wrong. Mad respect, Spacey.

>>55680807

g-guys? what was that?

>>55680787
>Dollar rose all day
Check again. I'm not going to argue with you. If you choose to remain blind to these correlations that's not my problem.

japan needs some freedom and democracy

>Markets

https://youtu.be/X-f4im0PeUQ

Man look at all of that shit dumping kek

oh no no no
look at the yield curve
look at dxy

Mumu fucking shits owe me sex (baginal)

>>55680809
That's basically how most jobs are now minus the drinking. Outside of the do nothing tech sector, most employers are so desperate that they let a lot of shit slide. My friend works at sam's club and he says some employees routinely will just leave for hours at a time and come back later like nothing happened and still don't get fired for it. Naturally because of this the business is suffering severely and if they don't fix their problems that location will likely close so it is what it is. At the business I work for I routinely saw one guy on the night shift wonder around drunk as fuck. Never got fired, and ended up quitting. After he was gone I went to one of his coworkers and told him "you know that guy was fucking hammered all the time right?" and he just shrugged his shoulders and said "he did good work" which made me chuckle. The workplace environment lost cabin pressure a long time ago

>>55680840
fuck off, educationfag

>>55680840
>>55680843
go away!

FUCK I LITERALLY BOUGHT 3K WORTH OF TQQQ 5 MINUTES AGO

I got so fucking greedy, timed SOXL and SOXS perfectly, +13.89% on the day, I'm walking away from the table.
Have fun with this glownigger market

>>55680832
You're retarded. We're not talking about dollar vs yen. We are talking about the dollar index. Which is a basket of currencies. The euro is 57.6% of this basket. The yen is 13.6%.
Guess what happened to kick off the dollar rally? ECB
Guess when the top was also in? Right before this move.
You can even see the move within the chart you posted. Lol.

>>55680863
I stress sold sqqq at the bottom but I have a call for next week. Hope the economy dies tomorrow.

>>55680863
I buy and sell dozens of times a day you don't see me making dramatic pepe posts about it

Wtf? Gasoline and fuel oil are not stopping pumping despite Oil dropping again. Do they want to drive up earnings of all the refiners who didn't beat estimates?

>>55680853
based

>>55680863
lmao why?
>3K
at worst you'll lose a few bucks

10Y Computer @ 3.994

>>55680882
Reminder: this is highly inflationary

>>55680896
Bullish for stocks, Nasdaq is still green. Literally nothing can stop it

>>55680898
You forgot when stocks dropped? Don't think high Oil prices had anything with that to do? You think these costs will again be put on the consumer?

We are losing steam mumu. How much longer can you keep this delusion up? How much longer will you participate in this farce?

10Y Computer > 4% I repeat 10Y computer > 4%

>TLT -2%
>Nasdaq green
Tomorrow TLT will have a .1% relief rally and Nasdaq will pump 2% in response

It's our time oilchads, tech trannies have been dabbing on us all year.

This market is such fucking bullshit. So tired of these dumb games. I want to just go outside and punch the first nigger I see.

>>55680911
No not at all - I'm not disagreeing with you - I'm just pointing out that gasoline moving from $2.40 to $3.00 in a month causes a lot of inflation, as it ripples into all parts of the economy
(can't do construction without gasoline, can't commute to work without gasoline, can't transport XYZ product without gasoline)
This is bearish, as it will result in more aggressive monetary policy. We had the benefit of energy commodities falling for the last 6 months, now they are rising again, while services remain sticky

>>55680863
kek. Congrats you bought the generational top

>>55680926
Just ask your Rabbi for stock tips? I thought everyone did this?

>>55680926
We don't use that word here anon

soxl is now a huge head and shoulders pattern, dumping will be brutal

I think it's time to switch to bear from bull.

Get back in the hole nigger

Reminder: the cake is a lie

>>55680863

>>55680474
>>55680785
FUCK
I SOLD THESE FOR $11

>>55680926
>fuckin' with dangerous shit like "the market" rather than safe things like BOIL
imagine it

>>55680930
>0.05 buying power

watch today's NQ daily candlestick turn into a shooting star.

IT'S OVER. THIS WAS THE GENERATIONAL TOP. DOUBLE TOP MONTHLY.

PULL BACK SO I CAN SHORT

>>55680950
We didn't have the greatest economic president in US history in 2008. Biden would have unironically avoided a recession.

>>55680873
>We're not talking about dollar vs yen. We are talking about the dollar index.
If you're desperate to make a point, at least refer back to >>55680751 and respond to what has actually been written.
>The reversal aligned with a JPY move
Look at the reversal. Look closely. I even aligned DXY, SPY, and JPY all in one convenient chart for your retarded ass.

No one gives a shit about the makeup of the DXY.
I can look at the USD/JPY pair directly and see how the pair performs, as I have. However, even the 13% weighting was enough to tank the DXY below it's daily peak, showing yet again that JPY is the real commonality factor in this afternoon selloff. You can also look at the USD/EUR pair directly, by the way.

There is no "we" here. This is what actually happened and I am commenting on it. You unfortunately are off in your own universe, desperate for your schizo delusions to come true.

>>55680972
The 10 year yield is up 15bps and stocks are barely red. Tomorrow the 10 year yield will go down 1bps and stocks will moon again

Ffs my sl hit at 16.98 on sqqq

>>55680930
RICHFAG

>>55680933
I came here to say nigger and lose money, and I'm all out of money

MUMU OGUN THUNDERSTRIKE YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Might see the first negative tick on the NDX soon.
Steady, steady

>>55680978
Buddy, you could have done that days ago.

>>55681002
we made it bobros

we're back to yesterday's prices

>>55680966
I haven't traded anything for like 4 months. I like to watch.

>>55680988
Yeah ,sure.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

What is this?

-3k
:)))

10Y Computer!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55681017
Japan is nuking the US, economically. Payback time

>>55680937
>this time is different!

>>55681023
A screenshot for ants.

Now tell how this fucking market isn’t constant gaslighting. They deliberately hide away real news or events so insiders take their pound of flesh. Fuck this.

>>55681002
>>55681008

i hope the retirement age is moved to 70, they could pay for all the funerals by claiming the final checks instead of all the beaurocracy required to deliver it to the family

>>55681033
Just pay more attention to yields and DXY. The stock market is a derivative of the bond market.

>>55680984
The reversal occurred before the BOJ news. The BOJ news added to it.
>The reversal aligned with a JPY move
No. Look at the chart. Look at when the high of the day was.
This was the ECB decision that broke the uptrend.
Did the BOJ cause the 1:00 move?
No - also not true, the initial move at 1:00 was due to the failure of the 7yr treasury auction; then, after that, BOJ announcement added fuel to the fire
We were already downtrending long before that
>This is what actually happened and I am commenting on it
You're retarded and extremely conceited and full of yourself for being so incorrect
>No one gives a shit about the makeup of the DXY.
Lol. Yes, they do. Moves in the Euro matter a lot more than moves in the Yen. That's why the dollar is still up 0.82% after the BOJ move.

This market is 100% gaslighting!

I tried to warn you. But you never listen and you never will.

did i really buy the top again? fml

From +$220 to -$1100

>>55681049
I'm not reading this cope. If you choose to remain willfully blind, that's on you.

>>55681055
so did I anon. -3.6k already fml

>>55681050
You sound like a plebbitor.

WHAT THE FUCK TESLA

I’m losing MONEY

>tmf

>>55681054
Kek baggie

>>55681051

I N T E L. ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE. CALLS.

>>55681062
99% of the fags here were gaslighting the market 1 hour ago. Lmao

>>55681061
i guess suicide is always an option

i bought some SDS to stop the bleeding. you're welcome

explain the dump

>>55681059
>I'm not reading this
>If you choose to remain willfully blind, that's on you.
L m a o. Oh the irony.

>>55681066
Still up +$840 for the week so I'm good.

>>55681068
Check the indicies mumu. Everything is grinding to a halt.

Am I the only one not getting shrekt today?

>>55681072
lines always go up longterm, just dont sell

>>55681075
It's been explained. Lurk more.

What the FUCK?

i am still up 4% today

I sold SOXS SECONDS before it started going up I HATE EVERYTHING. I knew it was going to swing hard on one way or another so I just secured what I won

>>55681063
i just closed my tsla call that was down 65%, it will moon now and the market is saved, youre welcome

>>55681075
JEWS

This shits going to rebound, right? What the fuck happened, everything was green this morning

>>55681107
I sold

>>55681014
It's happening right now, the 10 year slowed down for a few minutes and Nasdaq has started to recover

>>55681107
Glownigger market things

>>55681075
Here is why we dumped:
early this morning, the ECB announced a much less hawkish monetary policy stance. Currencies move based upon projected interest rates - a less hawkish ECB made the euro fall. Long euro / short dollar was probably the most crowded trade in the market by a mile - everybody is in this trade, big leveraged bets. Everyone has assumed that the ECB would have to be much more aggressive to contain inflation in EU than in the US - being more aggressive relative to the US = euro gain vs dollar. This was seen almost as a sure thing, that the dollar would continue to fall, huge bets that it would continue to fall. Today a big nail was smacked into this thesis by the ECB - this made the euro fall, dollar rise sharply. This immediately put pressure on stocks.
Then, later in the day, at 1:00pm the Treasury held an auction for 7 year bonds. This bond auction went terribly, and basically revealed to the bond market that the emperor is not wearing any clothes, that nobody wanted to buy the bonds. This also helped to push yields sharply higher (along with positive US economic data in the morning which also pushed yields higher)
then, on top of all this, the central bank of Japan (BOJ) announced that they will be potentially ending a decades long policy of yield curve control, which basically has meant that the Bank of Japan for decades has been pumping up the value of bonds, big buyer of bonds, basically just bleeding money into the markets for decades, and that this liquidity was going to come to an end; higher interest rates also affecting their economy - but the bigger impact on the markets is that the BOJ would no longer be intervening, would no longer need to be buying assets to continue YCC
Triple whammy, dollar rising sharply, rates rising sharply, liquidity drain by BOJ

>>55681095
which things went up the most for you buddy?

help guys. what do with MSFT? sell? hold? what do you do, what do you think, please answer genuinely :)

t. new trader.

>>55681079
>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

Mumus deserve this and everything coming. The short squeezes and rally was cute till about April. Now they can get slaughtered

>bobos are euphoric over -.40% on SPX
Embarrassing, even by bobo standards. The fact that almost all of you are bearish shows we still have so much higher to climb, the market won't dump till you all FOMO in.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Just jk, I'm still up 40% YTD lol
Nothing can stop this bull market

BTW what is the "logical" reason were selling off now? people got tired of holding? breakout rejected? FOMC FOMO over? Give me the quick run down please and thank you

>>55681130
I dont see a single major indicie in the green right now mumu. This is only the beginning.

>>55681120
>selling this early
paper hands

Hot take: the s&p is beginning to form the handle from the Q1 2022 cup

>>55681134
swedecuck what do you do for a living? You definitely seem to have a lot of time to shitpost

Here comes another two month crab fest. Bulls are exhausted from all the buying.

>>55681136
It's just some profit taking, the way boboids are posting you would think SPY was down 5% today.

>>55681134
kek this. We had triple central banks talks one after the other on top of earnings, and the only move we see is this pathetic shit.
Next week we resume the uptrend and we'll laugh at bobos again.

I don’t know why you guys are so surprised. 90% of today’s upward action happened in the pre-market (aka the fakest and gayest hours).
Should’ve been suspicious from the start.

>>55681129
Sell because the market was always destined to dump. Don’t get gaslighted by bulltards here.

>>55681143
I'm a SWE, I work maybe 10 hours per week and receive $300k total comp.

>>55680429
What broker were you using ?

It's becoming more and more tempting to become a silver baggie

>>55680446
watch the market still continues upward

I believe in a soft landing. I believe in J Pow. I believe in the economy. I believe in the US of A.

>>55681137
>this time it's different
keep em coming i'm bout ta nut

>>55681075
The short yen trade is at risk. Huge carry trade borrowing yen at 0% while the currency simultaneously weakens in order to fund more USD and Euro bonds/stocks.

In response, some of those paired longs are being closed out. Yields are rising. Buying bonds is cheaper. Stocks going risk-off because they compete with bonds for capital.

Or, if you're schizo, you can blame it on whatever you want like some Euro weakness that everyone with a brain already knew was coming as we head back into fall/winter. I'd recommend ignoring schizo takes though. It'll cost you greatly in the long run.

>>55681190
>pink ID
not looking good bros

Japan realizes that they can’t devalue their currency because most Japanese save.

>>55681126

>>55681190
Why'd you crop out Lael?

All time high and now in the red for the day…

>>55681172
What the hell is a SWE?

>>55681192
Everywhere is red right now.

It is over. It's over beyond all imagination. Recession fears are pouring into the market. This is not a healthy pullback. This is everyone in power saying one thing to the public and saying the total opposite to their buddies behind closed doors and then everyone following the leader.

>>55681198
Don't worry anon they've been trying to force them to spend by devaluing their currency for 30 years. They only need a few more decades and it'll work promise

Shitposting aside Japan'a problem is its shrinking population because of its gay ass submissive work culture.

Based abbv trying its hardest to keep something in my poorfolio green today

Oilchads
I’m thinking of entering a position. Is XOM too expensive at these prices?

>>55681082
I received sell signal on nasdaq earlier this week and now s&p is very close, close enough that I decided to yoink out early. This is mainly due to volume indicator absolutely hating the buy-side strength of the market at this time (both indices). No short signal yet though. Just the sell/take profit ones.
I've been seething a lot about boomers lately. Mainly because I was denied a promotion for the FOURTH TIME and am now looking for a different job.
>'you don't have enough experience,' they say
>I have fifteen years
>'yes but no management experience'
>YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN DRAMA AND GOT YOUR JOB THROUGH NEPOTISM

>>55681190
There's one safe investment, and that's DCA'ing into a low cost SP500 index fund and investing in the USA.

I believe in America Excepcionalism and I'm not even American, I'm a southern euro-poor

Alright lads lets do this, what are your plays for today's and tomorrow BMO's earnings?
>Intel
Green might be possible, but idk
>Enphase energy
Increased shipment of microinverters and batteries, consensus EPS seems a bit high, but the last 3 eps actuals surpassed the estimates easily.
>Roku
Seems like Cathie Wood's Ark Invest likes Roku. According to Ark price per share can reach 605 usd by 2026. Last 4 eps were mixed though and today's almost -5% seems like as if people left while they can. or I'm just wrong.
>Procter & gamble
I'll just add this text:
Global consumer products maker Procter & Gamble dropped its pledge from a corporate policy to not buy wood pulp from degraded forests, a company executive disclosed to investors in a previously-unreported July 18 briefing.
The change drew the ire of several P&G investors. One of the world's major purchasers of pulp for consumer goods, the Cincinnati-based purveyor of Charmin toilet paper, Bounty paper towels and Puffs tissues, buys the wood product from suppliers in Latin America, Europe, Canada and the U.S., according to data on its website.
"In an era where companies are moving forward on climate risk," the change marks a "step backward," Leslie Samuelrich, the president of P&G investor Green Century Funds, told Reuters.

>>55681206
Software engineer

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IT JUST KEEPS GOING.

>>55681206
He's Swedish.

mumus are extremely low iq

>>55681205
>right now
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH THAT'S IT STROKE THE BALLS AAAAAAAWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOYYYYUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFWOOF WOOF WOOF
FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEAAAAAAH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOMING (financially speaking)
OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH YEAH BUDDY

Wow, 10 year yield cut through 4% and continued on

hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>55680388
Requesting the version of that picture where the curve with text is flipped

>>55681201
She looks like a witch.

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>>55681248
You are losing money anon while I profit off of your loss as I type this.

Ohmygod ohmygod did I actually short the top

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS TOOK ALL MY PROGRESS. FUCKING JEWS

yo check out this dump, totally won't reverse in the next hour.

It all returns to nothing

>>55681260
Well she can ride my broom.

>>55681264
>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

>>55681236
>software engineer
Well you won't be employed long then kek.

>>55681272

haven't seen a good dump like this in awhile, this one might have legs.

>>55681281
While you are coping I am making money while you aren't right now.

Get them while they’re still cheap. This war won’t be fought with green energy.

>>55681097
Same, used up a day trade and got out at $9. I hope SOXL doesn't dump tomorrow but whatever, I was up 8%.

>>55681288
This is just on the rumor that Japan is ending the YCC. It’ll be Armageddon tomorrow when they actually do it

>>55681168
took your advice, thought about it, and decided to sell micrococks (msft for ctrl+f), here's hoping the sell will pass. they seem to be in too much trouble as of now. here's hoping i didn't just panic and that they will have gains tomorrow.

I want all boomers to suffer in derelict nursing homes run by the human trash they imported. I want the market to crash and their retirement accounts to be destroyed.

>>55681290
you are like a little baby
short-sighted and happy it has some biddy
unable to tell what is ahead for you just around the corner
A toast my friends, to the bobos, they never learn

when the fuck does the flight to safety start, I THOUGHT TLT WAS A SAFE HAVEN WHY IS IT DOWN MORE THAN QQQ

I went to work this morning TQQQ was +5%
I go have lunch and now it's - 2%
Can someone explain just what's going on?

pump at close

>>55681288
Just a shart, we need a giant dump of around 20% on a 3 month period. This market is fake and needs correction.

wtf why are markets dumping so badly

>>55681097
https://youtu.be/DDOVV3XHrnc?si=M9GOOU41ToJUNkje

My 456 calls...

no pumps allowed only straight line down

i tried to warn you sisters last week that when people start shilling meme stocks like 3x leveraged cock and ball torture device etfs or leveraged gimmick dividend stocks like tsly its the top

>>55681322
You are literally projecting on to me right now. Meanwhile in reality the market is red and I am making money while you aren't and you are lashing out for it.

>>55681342
>>55681346
see >>55681126
carry trade unwinding is also a very good point that the other anon made

>>55681342
Market has temporarily run out of buyers. That's what the volume profile appears to be showing anyway.

>>55681361
what if i told you i'm not a mumu at all
who's projecting now?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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I have sqqq calls for next week. We need a massive cratering of stonks.

wwtf im up 1.5% when i leave to get my nut off at the massage parlor and i come back and now im down 0.3%

>>55681384
You deserve it

PUMP FASTER AND HIGHER GPDDAMMIT

Please let the markets dump more please I am making so fucking much right holy fucking shit good god

>>55681407
a bears final words before getting heemed by bidenomics

>>55681226
Which indicator are you using senpai?

>>55681384
message from
THA LORD GOD Almighty
Verification not required.

>>55681363
I literally went out of my way to close all my trades for the FOMC meeting.
Watched the markets pumped this morning and decided to re-enter.
Now it's cratering.

>>55681250
meanwhile 10 year tip is only up 0.15% lol
market is pricing in a fuck load of inflation. 2.4% average next 10 years

TLT with a whopping 3.07% yield lmao

le epic recoveryino has begun

idk what you guys are panicking about, benzinga says the SPY is flying

>>55681421
>market is pricing in a fuck load of inflation
>2.4% average next 10 years
Market will need to adjust for even higher inflation. :^)

That was the bottom, next stop ATHs

>>55680686
kek

this is so retarded. even shitcoins are more stable than this

Is this bearish or bullish?

4U

>>55681449
>>55681449
>>55681449

>He isn't investing in car vending machines
OK boomer this is the future

I'm not seeing any supposed "dump". Is it in the room with us now, Anons?

>>55681126
>>55681363
Oh shit
George Gamon was right after all, the day of rope will come when US bonds find no buyers
Absolute madman

>>55681455
I'm an old fag constantly fighting the taxmaster

>>55681018
>>55681018
>>55681018
MIGRATE

teach me a few things about your jargon you guys.

what is bobo, and shit. please elaborate.
what is a bear trap?

teach me a few things about your jargon you guys.

what is bobo, and shit. please elaborate.
what is a bear trap?

>>55681726
>>55681884
Holy glow post! That you swede cuck?