/biz/ - Business & Finance

I’ve never had sex

>>55669436
I’ve had enough sex for both of us. It’s not that great. Jesus was a Virgin btw and so was the blessed mother of God, Mary.

>Chainsink
>Chain shit
>Link submarines
>Down 90%
>TNN
>Token not needed
>Chart
>1x in 3 years
>Scam
>65% premine
>Sergey dumps
>700k binance
>2 more weeks
>HR roasties
>Pumps the least dumps the most
>Kek baggies
>Fake partnerships
>Pump and dump
>Bagholders
>Cuckolds
>Pay up paypigs
>Fat Sergey
>Linktranny
>You will never make it
>Down vs btc
>Down vs eth
>Nft gaming
>Shitcoin
>Underperformer
>I can't perform
>Chaincels
>Linkcels
>African wfh devs
>WEF globohomo
>Cult members
>Saturn worshippers
>Chainlinkgod incel
>Klaus Schwab
>Sirgay
>Women in crypto
>Refugees welcome woke
>Missed the entire bullrun
>Outperformed by dog coins
>ERC 19 downgrade
>No adoption
>Ccip flop
>Staking flop
>14% inflation
>Token not needed
>Cuck cage link marines
>$50 Top buyers
>Fell for lpl rug
>Fell for bancor
>Fell for Celsius
>Got btfo by bulgarians
>Nexo won
>Shorted by Simeon
>Zeus capital
>$50->$5
>Bagheld for 7 years
>No link holder made it
>Fell from rank 5
>Subsidized by dumping on baggies
>Sergey cult antichrist
>Ccip tranny
>Chainlink shill team 6
>Paid community advocates
>Bagholder support group
>All smart OGs left
>Gm based king clg
>Eric Schmidt yacht payment
>gravelcoin
>Nft partnerships
>Team owe you nothing
>Cayman islands shell company
>Link is an unregistered security
>Chris barret running
>Chris barret flexing
>Francisco smartcon threat
>Russian scammer
>Smart Con
>Chainlink FTX endorsement
>90% of baggies in negative profits
>Link shorted by everyone
>Rorys wife's black son
>Swift announcement dump
>Shadow fork
>Stockholm syndrome
>Missed the 2021 bullrun
>Dead 2017 shitcoin
>Every narrative failed
>Bulgarians -> VCs
>Token not needed
>Down 90%
>Kek baggies

Daily reminder that this is a paid advocate sponsored thread. These are paid shills trying to advertise to suckers so CL labs can dump and keep the ponzi going

it's funny, in a way this is the "real" mainnet, and people either don't realize, or the rest are doing everything they can to ignore/suppress it.

>>55669445
>blessed mother
>virgin
something doesn't add up

>>55669552
the "real mainnet" will be when actual staking is out, you know the very thing everyone is talking about since 2017 non stop

>>55669445
>Jesus was a Virgin btw
Many biblical scholars would disagree with you.
He was a 30-something year old man when he was executed, and even Christians agree that the whole point of the "son of God" narrative is that he was a fallable sinner just like the rest of us.

>Jesus.
>The OG original incel.
>He gets us.

>>55669445
Sex is mid though sometimes can be amazing. Low key best part is before your clothes are even off.

Have had sex with about 40 women and 15 men

I'm bi

>>55669417
would have been smarter to post a graph of the revenue rather than silly sergey pixelart then

Anons we can really make history and meme globohomos shitcoin to 0. Inhale deeply and visualize the chainlink price rugging to 0. Do this as often as you can. Together we can destroy klaus schwab and his WEF globohomo 2030 agenda. We have the chance to become saviours of humanity.

link/btc was in a falling wedge, broke out with a massive pump. retest is around 22k sats, if it bounces there new uptrend confirmed. if you really want to be cheeky and try to short or swing, I'd at least wait and see if it breaks back below 22k sats.

>>55669726
WE ARE ALL IN THIS NIGHTMARE TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF NEGATIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE NEGATIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $0 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!!!

>>55669536
No friend. I paid them by buying their tokens.

>>55669417
did the team explain why there was a temporary blackout of the mainnet?

it was probably coincidence, but if your goal was to extract as much money from terminally online autists of mediocre to to low intelligence, you couldn't do much better than chainlink

>>55669417
>main net active
>literally no use
lol

>>55670230
>a temporary blackout of the mainnet?
a biz fud thread with a picture isnt evidence of that retard faggot gutter trash.

>>55670348
just say "i am a newfag and wasn't there for it"

https://dune.com/ericwallach/chainlink-ccip-revenue

>>55669621
kys

>>55669621
based and just beeing yourself
>>55670710
cringe and aren't you tired of being the caricature you think you should fit

>>55670900
>they eat da poopoo
why are you gae?

The real ccip is the friends we made along the way.

>>55669417
and I'm here to remind you there are no users. This mind you after Sergey just spent the last two years proclaiming there was an incredible pent up demand via all the "interesting" conversations he was having.

He actually slipped up last week though and said he "hopes" banks use this, implying there are currently zero institutional users. That screenshot from ICO era of them talking about him selling crazy ideas to investors was dead on

>>55669417
Is there a graph of the main net revenue?

>>55669417
>only 2 launch partners
>aave: not even actually using it
>synthetix: only like $2K in daily revenues, charging exorbitant fees for cross chain swaps when they're free using the native optimism bridge
>claims of "25 other users", they don't even exist
>no one using it on testnet
>ethcc hackathon: despite giving away money (from dumping on retail) to anyone using it, only 2 projects used it (and one of them was just copy pasting the github example for crosschain nft kek)
>media blackout, no one cares, not even mentioned in bankless podcast or coinbase newsletter recap about ethcc
>paid forbes article about ccip arranged by chris barrett mentions xrp and doge but doesn't even mention link or capitalize chainlink, that's how little barrett cares, all he cares about is running away from francisco
>twitter linktards got excited from the dune dashboard, because some tard miscalculated revenue yet they made it go viral, they really made themselves look like fools once again
>dune dashboard revenues plummeting the next day anyway, so the calculations are somehow even worse
>mainnet lanes quietly removed from the explorer without explanation
>avax lane stopped working yesterday
>not even available on the only layers anyone cares about, like arbitrum and solana
>only EVM support after 3 years of dev, it'll never support bitcoin or private chains
>they couldn't even release a real bridge that normal people can use, people just want to swap and gamble on shitcoins
>no airdrop so no one would give a shit about using it anyway
>ARM network not even online, no one can find the contracts, sergey made it up
>no staking so it's not even really decentralized, just the same multisig opaque nodes subsidized by sergey
>pathetic 20% pump after 2 years of hype, immediately retraced
>already out of dopamine fuel, no narrative left to keep hyping this useless piece of shit
>deco, fss, mixicles, town crier, real staking, pull oracles...... still vaporware

it's over

>>55671216
see >>55670525

>>55670525
CCIP has made $1500 per day in average since its inception. How’s that bullish?

Legit question, please illuminate me

>>55671618
because it's not open to the public yet. it has 2 clients that are early access with niche uses. it's not really the revenue currently that is bullish, it's what is possible now that testnet is fully open to the public.

>>55671915
>It's good because imagine it's good
Lmao, this is so sad to hear. Stinkies deserve better than this after all the mental anguish they've been through.

So, chainlink.
Linking chains. And chains in link.
What could a developer right now develop on this network for his customers?
Is LinkChain simply targetting big financial institutions?
Are there other potential clients?

Trying to get a grasp on this thing they released.
Is it ''to big''? Targeting a customer base to conservative to go onboard untill it is ''tried and true''?

>>55670525
I know E J Wallach is a reclusive wizard but will he appear at smartcon?

>>55669536
How much did you get paid?

>>55671915
When do the testnets go to mainnet? Is it this year?

>>55672406
they said later this year.
>>55671968
retard. pooling liquidity across chains for limit order trades with minimal slippage is one of the many things now possible. you don't even need to hold eth for your shitcoin casinos anymore. no more bridge hacks, no more exchange bullshit.

even if it works perfectly and can scale well with increased use name a single individual or company who needs it for something

assume it solves IO problem, name anyone who is actually experiencing the IO problem today. enough profitable use cases with enough network usage to pump the token are still 5+ years away with the generous assumption that it works perfectly and scales well. and CCIP release still pumped it about 20%

>Even chainkek faggots are having some action these days
>POND still does nothing worth it
I'm gonna kill myself tonight

>>55672894
Cope and seethe baggy

>>55672406
two more weeks perhaps

>>55672894
You won't see that happening anon, I'm sorry

>>55671968
No no, let them suffer, they had that coming when they got tricked into this

>>55672894
>The absolute state of nigger
You're so fucked anon

>>55671381
is there a nice way to see who's using the testnet ?

>>55672734
>>55672406
I thought Caramel Mujahideen said mainnet end of summer

>>55670304
>if your goal was to extract as much money from terminally online autists of mediocre to to low intelligence, you couldn't do much better than chainlink
Don't worry, there's always a bigger (and even dumber) scam just around the corner.