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BOIL/KOLD/UNG

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Fed shitpost day!

Imagine still being long after this top signal.

You bought calls right anon?

>>55668485
>AH
Remember your training, and you will survive!

NIO bros im up 85% now.
Getting kinda nervous

>trading on the FOMC

SPOT
KRE
CVNA

I put up some 0.12 August 4 OXY $71 calls up for sale and would like someone to buy them when we recover today.
Thank you my data scraper retard friends.

>>55668515
I bought phone sex calls with you're mom

fuck I bought the top of soxl

>>55668515
I didn’t realize that “fake and gay” would becomes something even beyond my comprehension

>>55668515
No, because I don't fall for glownigger psyops, fed.

why is this nigger market recovering

IT'S HAPPENING
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>>55668522
Good enough to screenshot (or post on /smg/ about), good enough to sell

>>55668537
Great earnings across the board

>>55668540
figuring out fusion and now this? We could live in a cool timeline if we weren't ruled by retards.

anyone else watch J Bravo on youtube? dude is hilarious.

>>55668537
repeat after me
NO
DIP
LEFT
UNSLURPED

>>55668557
>retards.
retards that hate us and want us dead.

XPEV is up 30% today, what's going on in the Chinese EV market and why haven't they all blown up yet?

They tried to bury us oilbros
They pulled out all the dirty tricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>55661319
Are you beginning to believe?

>>55668570
I think it's a combination of chinese government stimulus for people to buy EVs and Chinese EV makers being sorta safe from fed fuckery

EV bros will know the cost of investing in China soon

>>55668540
I dont get it

>>55668557
I am pretty sure they knew this for decades but only now decided to let this out publicly. Think about all those random deep sea earth quakes that happened

I am still shorting NETFLIX until it drops to 0

>>55668540
When will they be able to build my ai waifu?

>>55668583

>>55668540
Who is “they”

>>55668540
what to buy on this news

>>55668615
Semi-conductors are now dead, long live the FULL CONDUCTOR

>>55668540
>>55668615
Room temp superconductivity has been "happening" for a couple tens of times for the past 20 years.
These are arxiv papers. Those niggers are probably faking their results or report some flawed experiments and retract those papers sometime later to gather fame.

>>55668615
>all those random deep sea earth quakes that happened
What's the connection?

>>55668597
I remember the stimulus, just been waiting for the LiveLeak that makes everything go back to normal

>>55668615
Room temperature superconductors would allow for 100% efficient power transfer and quantum computing without needing to spend shitloads of energy cooling down systems, meaning you could sell them to the general public. It'd basically revolutionize energy efficiency and computing at the same time.

But really though, what will Jerome say that could surprise the market

we dump

>>55668631
>>55668648
Damn so that means anyone bagholding soxl hoping it will ever see 50 again needs to abandon ship lol

>>55668621
>>55668627

friendly reminder that bobo is always wrong

Sold my soxs calls for 40% profits
Still got some sqqq calls for fed faggotry
My beloved STAG is green, good day so far bros

>>55668652
It's over

So are nchl and rcl going to pump like last time?

Eurobros , short Hermes international.

>>55668627
If it's true, which it's far from being, then unironically AI driven by quantum computers. So maybe google or Honeywell. It says high speed railroads as well, I don't know what company that would be.

>>55668652
>Comes out smoking a cigar
>1300 basis point increase
>No questions
>360 and leaves

>>55668515
i hate you piper i fucking mean it

SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
BECAUSE I CANT GET IN

>>55668652
>inflation is gonna be higher
>for longer
>And there's nothing we can do about it

I can't even get into a position even if I wanted to gamble. $QQQ and $SPY are stunlocked.

Test

>>55668720
Don't worry anon you'll get a solid 30 minutes today.

>>55668652
No more rate hikes

Warriortard (me) drops m2 Bradley tribute. This is a must watch
https://youtu.be/kU3Jt3-wCYU

>>55668776
>>55668652

2 more rate hikes (july and september) and cuts later than before if any (june 2024 earliest)

>>55668652
>We are going to hike rates by 100 base points per month, we are not going to stop until the value of the dollar is the same as it was in 1900.

>>55668793
muh dik

4 points on ES

>>55668540
which company will profit from this?

>>55668810
people who make long electrical wires

would you buy this chart?

>>55668847
No, but that's "keep an eye on it" tier for sure.

>>55668847
Maybe

>>55668559
I only watch for Kitty

>>55668847
Yes. Screencap this anon - we are going to new highs after Jerome's speech.

And here we go

Dubs and the market pumps later today

>>55668715
>360 and leaves
hurdle the podium ?

>>55668847
no it's downward perhaps filling the gap to 109

god i fucking LOVE this schizo market!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s so AWESOME watching stocks not maintain a direction day after day after DAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going down

>>55668872

>>55668854
>>55668855
>>55668859
well the execs have some shares available for you

I feel the market has reach what we like to call in the industry an apex. It's all down from here until Trump wins the 2024 election and we make America wealthy again by sticking it to the chinks, kicking out all the illegals, and replacing all those weapons Biden gave to those nazis in the ukraine in exchange for bribes.

>>55668648
Power transmission is pretty efficient even without superconductors. There's a few % losses every 1000km which is manageable. Depending on the material required it probably doesn't make sense economically.

>>55668702
Left looks fine. Arguably better. Why do we let plastic surgeons get away with this bullshit?

>>55668551
This. Don't be a fool.

>>55668776
>No more rate hikes

Market would immediately tank worse than announcing infinite rate hikes.

>accidentally bought fun stock in my index portfolio
>$4.50 commission fee to sell each stock
whoops now I have to see this piece of shit where it doesn't belong for the forseeable future and it's going to annoy me.

>>55668872
newfag

any techbros here buying MSFT for a gap fill?

>>55668892
Oh yeah baby that's it.

You could have listened.

>>55668909
>he forgot that we are living in a simulation.

50 bepis

>>55668909
Holy fuck you were right...
>spy -0.25%

I am glad I went with AVUV as my small cap ETF, killing it lately.

>>55668909
The bubble in the shit and piss 500 exists entirely in 7 stocks, most are at appropriate valuations and have been crabbing all year.

Just normal price action.

>>55668928
Don't listen to the Bobos. Wait until 2pm and Daddy Jerome will fix everything.

holding UNP has finally paid off

>>55668898
Thanks to the original Tesla, Nikola

>>55668909
two more weeks!

I missed the natty gas dip you guys can go without me. dont worry ill step in on the pullback

>>55668898
That's true for long-distance transmission, but a lot of energy is lost in heat once it actually reaches its destination. Think about how hot CPUs get, superconductors would eliminate that loss entirely just as one example.

>>55668955
natgas isn't doing anything until the fall like every year.

AMZN DOWN! AMZN DOWN! Oh Christ it’s down again!

>>55668969
We told you people not to get involved in that. BUDDY LOOK AT APPFEL COMPUTER

bear trap, don’t get trapped

>>55668648
Not to mention it would fuck crypto. However its like >>55668634 said.

>>55668963
>All the Noctua and custom loop fags cry in unison

>>55668769
gg piper +200%

>>55668981
>t

Lets talk about DISH

>>55668969
>PULL UP WHAP WHAP PULL UP TERRIAN!

I seriously sold my SQQQ at the bottom and bought SOXL at the top.

>>55668966
>hot weather doesn't spike natgas in summer due to ac usage upping powerburn

wait why the fukc are we dumping??? sto selling

>>55669014
>Be american
>use natty gas to cool home because heat
>natty gas creates more heat
>???
>climate change
>total human destruction

>>55668998
I wouldn't put it past Charlie to pull DISH out of the spiral but not sure selling Boost plans on AMZN is going to do it.

I was just defeated by beef and bean burritos. I retire to bed now. Market shall pump while I shart

>>55669027
>total human destruction
hopefully.

>>55669018
50 bepis

>what's this pattern called
bobros if you aren't making money right now idk what to tell you

sayyy, if we are gonna be spamming superconductors at room temp function doesnt that mean we will need even more US sourced magnets?!?!?! MP MP MP MP MP

>>55669018
we'll end green today no worries

>>55669011
you are now an expert day trader

>>55669027
Natural braps burn extremely clean compared to coal, don't blame us for your extreme weather. Blame the chinese who get 60% of their electricity from coal.

Oh hello soxl. My put is now itm. It shall pump soon enough.

>>55669042

>>55669031
I have no strong opinion on that. It was already an expected event.
Just find the post-market action hilarious.

we pump

>>55669081
V shape recovery for nvda. Everything will be slurped.

Do I catch the SOXL falling knife?

>not saving his money to buy at steep discounts in october

>>55668540
Where did they find them? Was there alot of them there or just a few?

>>55669098
babe…

>>55669091
Semiconductors are done, SUPERconductors are the future

Give me a good stock tip

>>55669081
Bobo rushing in to pump the market. Fill her till she burts bobo!

DCB

>>55669108
COIN puts

>>55669107
>still have found the elusive FULLconductor

>>55669108
Buy nvda no matter the price

>>55669108
Don't use stop losses only stop wins.

>>55669104
Yes honeybuns? What is it?

>>55669108
buy at the top, sell at the bottom

>>55669108

How tf did I know to buy SASI...

I’m in the red

The rate hikes won’t hurt too much right?

>>55669124
based

no way dude is the s&p is starting to take off after forming a complete cup and handle over a week? what a shocker…

>>55669108
>FERG
since you seem to have a flushing problem

best dividend etf for a roth ira?

>>55669108
Buy AMLI

>>55669156
Tqqq. Since it won’t matter till you’re 59

>>55669108

>>55669145
25 bepis and tech will pump

Whats this pattern called?

>>55669179
The soft landing

>>55669179

>>55668264
>Bunch of fucking retards, imagine if shorting was outlawed.
This would be bad, bobotard shorts give us fuel to continue rallying. We unironically need them to constantly provide liquidity, those retards covering their shorts is a good portion of the NVDA rally.

>>55669156
jepi, limited equity risk with option hedge, pays monthly, i also like o both have monthly divvies and yield about 10% a year.

>>55669179
i-c-u-p

>>55669179
To infinity and beyond

>>55669169

>>55669195
Are we doing it wrong?

Are the divisluts right? Should we be throwing money at 5-9% yield companies for the dividend?

>>55669179
Return to "Normal"

>>55669195
over JEPQ?

>>55669179
the bobo breaker

>>55669179
The long troll.

>>55669237
Everybody has a different strategy and risk tolerances, not that the diviwhores are right but they do get that slow dopamine drip without the chance for big losses.

bros is it really July and goodbye?

>>55668570
>>55668597
XPENG is making an alliance with VOLSKWAGEN. Thats why the stock went up.
How do you not know this?

Soxl end the day green

>>55669268
Got it. I’m going balls deep in divies and TQQQ

>>55669276
Remember, remember, sell before September except people are selling a little bit early

>>55669027
>be uroqueer
>100% dependent on Americans to invent everything
>criticize Americans to cope with self loathing
>panic buy American natgas when Russian teat dries up because idealistic "green" crusade fails while waiting on Americans to finish inventing it after going in too early

>>55669237
Combined yield between growth and dividends is what is important. Understand what you are buying. Also, JEPI doesn't have distributions that are taxed as dividends. They are taxed as regular income. So it is an IRA only type of fund.

>>55668963
Only if you can make superconducting transistors. The losses (heat) are not in the copper lines.

>>55669287
Good on you, just don't complain when its too 'boring' or the rest of the market outperforms by leaps and bounds.
Most brokers let you do automatic dividend reinvestment too if you don't want the the cash and would rather just increase your position.

>>55669243
It's just the one i bought last october, but also i like the underlyings that make up jepi. i got vug over jepq but that's an old position.
>>55669237
Or turn off drip and use the dividend cash for option lottos.

>>55669314
>trans sisters
kys

>>55669333
Based.
I hate trans.

>>55669326
GOD SHE'S SO HOT

>>55669179
pride before the fall

>>55669294
You amerifats collectively don't realize that them being the "greatest country in the world" is just propaganda and cope. It's your biggest weakness apart from generally being low in overall intelligence

When is that fucking lizard dropping the rate hike

>>55669380
In 2 hours and 9 minutes for the number and 30 minutes later talk on the mic

>>55669367
sheeeeeeeeeeeit, that's one of the best Tays I have ever seen by a substantial margin.
Verification not required.

My shit just be crabbin' around all morning long

>>55669429
What the FUCK is wrong with Brazil? Absolutely degenerate.

i slurped. hike is priced in, and we will continue to reach new highs

The fuck is up with rolls Royce we are up 20% in one day

>>55669459
They gaan.

>yfw Powell drops a 50burger on the market

>>55669451
0.25% is priced in, its going to be 1%.

>>55669429

>John Hussman: This Stock Market Bubble Will End in Tears

https://schiffgold.com/key-gold-news/john-hussman-this-stock-market-bubble-will-end-in-tears/

>>55669367
That's a man, isn't he.

>>55669475
Here's hoping

>>55669493
are you for real

>>55669493
no, I checked first to make sure it wasn't a trap (traps are gay)

>>55668485
ryceybros, we staying spicy?

>>55669490
They call it a pet rock for a reason anon.

>KRE is up 4% today
wat

>>55669490

I fucking hate chasing limit orders up. I was 1 minute off from snagging SOXL at $24.45.

>>55669522
pacw merger went through

>>55669529
impressive returns. Pure alpha

>>55669530
I fortold the bottom when I said my soxl put was itm

>>55669530
market order simple as

NIGGER

>>55669530
I snagged it a 8 buckarinos you retards.
All you had to do was listen to me

I sold the top and then just caught the bottom of 3 stocks this morning. What a fucking day. Whew

>>55669585
Based

TRIGGER

>>55669589
Im going to drop some documents off at the lawyers office. Watch my soxs for me ok?

>IWM +0.5%
huh

>>55669148

TA more like pee gay

Kinda regretting not picking up some $452/$454 spreads on $SPY when they were cheaper but been chilling since closing out my $GOOG position.

How's everyone else doing?

I want to have sex.
That’s all I have to say.

>>55669108
1. 50% in MSCI and 50% in S&P
2. kys
3. portfolio grows forever with no wasting money on rent and food

/smg/ cannot refute this logic. The world's best investors are dead.

>>55669637
The stock market owes me sex.

>>55669638
How many dead people are still holding stock from the 1929 crash that they assumed would be worthless? Do these inactive shares get reclaimed at some point?

>>55669602
peep kre, regional banks make up a lot of iwm

>>55669648
Do you seriously have to ask if kikes will allow free money to just rot?

>>55669637
>>55669647
women owe me snacks

>>55669672
>Brings the snacks
>Drops them
Fucking women.

>>55669490
Not possible anon. Stocks only go up.

>>55669680
>Stocks only go up.
Especially after they go down

One hour until Jerome holocausts my portfolio.

>>55669677
she's a little jittery, needs a 'nana

>>55669648
No, shares don't have an expiration date. The only catch would be making sure the (((government))) and (((family))) don't try to inherit it but this can be managed using an estate trust that sets a really odd beneficiary to kick in with something like the heat death of the universe.

Bonus - it won't be subject to tax.

Jeanna bros we eatin good today

>>55669713
priced in

This is the 8th time this year that I’ve betted on sqqq just before fomc hoping for Armageddon but not panning out and losing a lot of money. I’m doing it again, JP just has to beat expectations of 0.25% rise to instead 0.5% or more.

>>55669713
i took some losses so jeromah wont hurt me too much

>>55669444
Checked. The problem with Brazil is that it's full of Brazilians

>>55669757
Jesus Christ how horrible

>>55669715
Why do women love bananas so much, bros? It's a good fruit but nothing to get excited over, r-r-r-right?
>>55669743
Bro, the power of smg compels her

>>55669757
Pls dont post goblinas here

>>55669757
Terrifying.

>>55669585

>>55669779
this

>>55669754
I'm pretty sure this is retarded.
why do you expect a double hike?

I fuckcing hate this market. Yesterday semi pumped for no reason, now they dump because "maybe it's a tad overvalued"
holy shit this is retarded

>>55669779
>>55669794

>>55669794
Sorry, let me post something a little more to your liking

>>55669805
Is this real??

>>55669776
Bananas are tasty and great for your health

>>55669754
https://youtu.be/ryBQbBQS9uI

>>55669802
food truck hoe goblin posting just makes you come off as some only fans subscribing loser.

>>55669819

>>55669776
My ex used to put bananas in her butt

>>55669826
>futures

Should I invest in Coke or Pepsi?

no... more... goblinas

I’m up 15% on TLRY and 9% on AYRWF.

The Worm of the Abyss will not come for us today

>>55669868
Do you pitch or bat?

>RYCEY ACTUALLY BECAME SPYCEY
>I SURE HOPE ROCKER KEPT BUYING AT A 1.50 ALLTHIS TIME

Is there any chance at all that SPY pumps today from FOMC? I’m so fucked :/

What the fuck is Jerome going to say?

>>55669743
where do you get a stock market waifu
not an asian one though those asian girlboss types are annoying as fuck

>>55669915
>no more goblins

>>55669868
I like Pepsi since they're also Frito-Lay.

>>55669875
Based.

>>55669915
aliens have given us the quantumtative easyfying ray

>>55669915
that the american century is only just beginning, followed by emerging markets and vxus halving

>>55669907
Why didnt you sell before noon you psychopath?

>>55669920
Nattie isn't a goblina bro

on a scale of 1-10 how over is it?

>>55669842
Safra Group privately held

>>55669915
Who the hell takes selfies in a bathroom and especially when you can see the toilet? Does anyone find this sexy or alluring in any way?
Also, I can see her bad skin even in that crap lighting

Why are you guys selling? If Jerome hikes we'll pump like the previous times, no?

When jpow speaks are we gonna fly up? Can I load up on leveraged longs? Or will there be jewish dumpwicks

>>55669993
people are taking risk off. i might slupr if we get a big dip

>>55669999
i dont know but i admire your digits friend

>>55669993
This is taking so long the IV on my 0dte calls are going to render them worthless when FOMC starts

>>55669984
6.9

>>55670001
What if we crab to the announcement and then gigapump?

>>55669978
weird, technically she has all the components of a pretty face, but my reaction is negative
maybe it's the pretend indifference expression

>>55670012
then i wont slurp.

>>55670018
Brutal eyebrows

10 BEPIS?!

>>55669943
Is this the power of full conductors? I bought the local SOXL top at $24.88 after failing to catch the knife at $24.45, I have a thing with timing

>>55669451
mumus are literally the same retards shilling shitcoin at this point.

>no puts
>no calls
>just SCHD
Slow and steady wins this race. Just call me the Dividend King.

>>55669999
Pump then dump, then pump again during God's Chosen People hours

>>55669936
Pepsi CEO said she didn't want my business because I voted for Trump.

>>55669516
>>55669899
Finally I can get out, now if only my 200 other penny stocks would do something

>>55670032
Damn Gnat is pretty.

HOLY FUCK WE ARE SO BACK BULLBROS

ah yeah brahs

>>55669963
>vxus halving
I would be okay with that if the former is true.

>>55669868
Pepsi is overly sweet and has a nasty aftertaste. Go with KO.

>>55670048
Well I own Pepsi and I do want your business. I’m buying more shares and then I’ll deal with him.

Powell will announce that aliens exist and have frees us from interest and inflation

Morgan Stanley is such a classy bank/broker they treat me very well.

>>55669899
ohhh my god, i was itt when it was shilled in the 70s cent mark, the paiiiinnnn.

>>55670050
You think so?

>>55670088
Yes. Gimmie those eyebrows. I can save her.

>>55670011
Its joever

totally not going to short GOOGL now. you'd be crazy to do that now, its obviously going to pump now

>>55670093
The eyebrows make it hotter

i'm long on aliens

>>55670074
They are heavy bearish defense mode, but aren't they just a subsidiary of JP Morgan?

>>55670048
You should own the libtards by filming yourself eating PepsiCo goyslop in your MIGA hat and upload it to social media anon

>>55670073
>short shrimp like creature in robe shuffles out on stage
>powell introduces him as emperor beepis, lord of galactic markets
>beepis slowly clicks into microphone with long pauses
>entire audience overcome with sonic psychic weapons, permanent mental insanity and seizures
>NVDA goes up 0.23%
>beepis crab walks on walk to display his sexual dominance

>>55670106
Imagine the smell of all those pussys at once

>>55670105
Go for it. I closed out my position this morning near open.

>>55670116
I don't know shit about banks other than I don't like them.

>>55670106
nice "hips"

I don’t like this potential intraday head and shoulders on spy

>>55670106
New reaction image

>>55670124
Is that legal?

>>55670148
why doesn't her face fit her head?

my body is ready

>>55670106

>>55670148
>Moonwoman

>>55670163

>>55670169
kek! yep

Can you guys stop posting zoomer thots I'm trying to concentrate on the market

White House press briefing about… climate change…
https://www.youtube.com/live/tRtR1E63EVA

>>55670177
the simping is unironically terrible

>>55670191
New
>>55670191
New
>>55670191

>>55670150
Do you really care?

>>55670106
>>55670148
want the irish one to bully and henpeck me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uqQn4kLciA

>>55670193
Nice subject, buddy

>>55670203
It's over for me

>>55668652
Nothing. Market wants him to say inflation is slowing and that's good. Market does not want him to say Fed goncerned about sticky inflation and expectation it will start to creep up again.

>>55670218
Still time to delete and try again

>>55669868
niether KDP

>>55670237
I have given as much unpaid effort to the cause as I can muster, you must take up the reigns and save /smg/

>>55669990
I wonder what you look like

>>55670148

>>55669907
funds are safu brother. how underwater are you?

>>55668540
LK-99, "discovered" in 99

>>55668485
What the fuck happened to this place? Did one tranny janny kill /smg/?

>Rates hiked
>Immediately red

>>55670615
dow is green

>>55670615
The fucking days. She worked at a radio station near me. One of the rare hot TCU chicks.

>>55670274

>>55668485
long you fools

>>55670615
imagine being the arm of that chair

What just happened?

>>55671135
powell green dick boost

>>55671135
gamestop pumped

THIRTEEEEEN

What's the move today fellas?

imagine having not melted up for the last 7 months, lmao
you watched
but have you learned?

>>55671266
How do you square the melt up with Biden being the worst President in history?

>>55671310
the charts dont lie
biden will have been the president while the stock market makes incredible new highs

>>55671341
>>55671341
>>55671341
>>55671341