/biz/ - Business & Finance

I can fix her

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to the stock market tomorrow.

I went out for dinner... just to have a burger.. and ended up having 5 beers... because I'm about to get fucking giga heemed by MSFT tomorrow

Question.

I was watching the new yield trap stock drop today $Amzy and it was pretty flat all day. $20-20.10. After hours it has increased to over $21 but the volume is pretty low.

Only 1 stock sold there then 200. It’s mostly under 10. Who the fuck buys 1 share after hours.

Could they be buying and selling the stock amongst each other to pump the price for tomorrow?
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/etf/amzy/after-hours-trades

>>55665304
i feel the same way about her

>>55665313
Jerome is /ourguy/ poem anon, never forget this

An anon last thread wanted to know if his <30 delta long puts would make him money. Oh boy.

>>55665323
Ok, thanks
Yeah I've been buying the dips
I'm up bigly
But it's all gonna be over because of Satya Nadella

>>55665333
that doesn't fucking rhyme

white women

>>55665304
oof. looks like she already got BOOMED brother

>>55665333
Artificial. Intelligence.

>>55665313
>and ended up having 5 beers
skeleton here, I'm not sure I could finish this many even on an empty stomach. not because of the alcohol just the sheer volume of liquid.

>>55665336
i watch the market
and part of me dies
but then i go get
a burger and fries

>>55665349
I didn't even have to piss once until after the fifth beer

>>55665343
>daddy issues
many such cases.

>>55665353
impressive.

24h UNG

did you prepare anon ?

>>55665353
You fuckers need to hydrate.

Hey guys, I’m a retard and don’t really have the time or capacity to actively trade throughout the day due to my day job.

What’s something good to throw 1k or 10k at for like 6 months to a year to sell for a profit?

Thanks in advance

>>55665422
Normally, I do hydrate. I have 2 cups of coffee in the early morning, then 3 shots of espresso in the late morning, then some KO Ø in the early afternoon, then some water. But today, with all the shit happening in after hours earnings... I guess I forgot to hydrate

>>55665423
Dish

>>55665423
Dish network. Sell when it’s $20-$30. My target is mid fall.

>>55665423
DISH is pretty solid

>>55665440
You're a cheeky cunt anon I like your style.

>>55665448
Kek

>>55665298
Are you kenough?

>>55665343
>people tell me when you're 35, women under 30 won't even look at you
>20yo sorority chicks taking dick from 65 year olds tho
What does it mean?

>>55665416
>did you prepare anon ?
For what? Market is risk free now, it's free money forever

>>55665485
Ever been to a uni? 18-20yo girls always talk about fucking their professor. Especially if he looks decent

>>55665459
Thanks
The only way I get any sleep is with a hard cut to melatonin tablets at around 8 pm
Otherwise, there's no way I'd be asleep early enough to be up for opening bell

Hey guys so whats your strategies?

Are you a trader? A diviwhore? A holder? A index fund plain Jane bitch?

>>55665481
We all are.

>>55665423
You might could reasonably safely put a limit order on BOIL for say $63 and then a limit sell for maybe $70 and it probably work within a few weeks or months. You could do a good bit better than that almost guaranteed if you had time to watch and wait for a better entry and exit both, but that *should* be a reasonably safe range to more or less assuredly accomplish. Maybe. Hopefully. Probably. Perhaps. I mean, shit, I figure we're pretty likely to see at least down to $60 again if not a good degree lower, and I wouldn't be surprised in the least to see it reach $80 or more, who knows, maybe even $100 by sometime in October (which should be the peak due to being on the Jan contract that month), but for set and forget, the range I gave SHOULD be pretty close to guaranteed free money. SHOULD. Natgas is a wild bucking bronco and is the only trade known as...
THA
WIDOWMAKAH
If you wanted to risk getting a better buy in but *maybe* not getting a fill (but I personally think it will see it and a little lower at some point soonish), you could try an entry of limit order $60, and if you wanted to get a bit riskier on the sell point go $75. I'll be surprised if there's not at least a touch on $80 by Oct, but I'm trying to be as conservative as possible with your capital and making sure you extract a gain. Fuck it, just get DISH or whatever, this shit is DANGEROUS to fuck with.

>msft red
>google green
pump or dump tomorrow?

>>55665423
Fuck every answer they gave you.

All you need is TQQQ. 3x leveraged fund.

i want to short something!

>>55665526
>pump or dump tomorrow?
Is that a serious question? The market goes up everyday, it's not allowed to go down anymore

>>55665508
I got a weird feeling most of the dudes who say stuff like "women under 30 won't even look at 30yo guys" come from people who look like this.

>>55665524
Too much thinking, BOIL is in an uptrend you can buy anywhere and it will be higher in 3 weeks at the peak of the summer natural gas season. Looking for the perfect entry is pointless because the perfect entry was back in June at the seasonal low.

>>55665547
The august 25th dump will be stupendous.

>>55665567
Why the 25th?

>>55665561
There's a big difference between a perfect entry and avoiding a pretty bad one, because there are times most days you could buy way too high.

I'm long

>>55665561
Shit, there's a big difference between a perfect entry and a likely to fill beddy gud enough one too.

>>55665569
It's far enough away so you'll forget about some retard on the internet predicting it.

>fomc tomorrow
Get wild,
Get wet,
Get cool,
Go bananas!

>tfw Jerome delays hike.

>>55665580
Well I'm open to hearing new opinions on the matter, but there doesn't appear to be any reason for stocks to go down for at least a few years. We now know that rates don't matter and won't matter until corporate debt has to be refinanced in a few years. Until then it's free money everyday

>>55665583

>>55665581
>FOMC
Feels like jobless claims on Thursday is more important than the Fed meeting tomorrow. The market has looked beyond rates for a long time now

I agree, the markets have reached a permanently high plateau upon which we will likely not see a decline in the next 5-10 years.

>>55665589
>jobless claims
>The market has looked beyond rates for a long time now
I would argue same thing with jobs data. Last year jobs data was important because it was an indicator of what the fed hikes were going to be during a time where full basis point hikes were on the table. Now it's more known what the fed is going to do and the jobs data doesn't really mean anything anymore. Charts say go down at some point. SPY $440, but idk when

>>55665593
It's not a plateau. Markets have recently exited a short journey across the valley, and now find themselves at the foothills leading to a large mountainous chain.

>>55665593
I realized today that QT and rate hikes are actually a form of QE. Megacaps have long term debt secured at low rates, and now they get 5.5% on their cash. Rate hikes are stimulating the tech bubble. Also, QT and rate hikes keep mortgage rates elevated, which means people who locked in cheap mortgages will never sell their house. This combined with a housing shortage keeps housing prices moving higher.
QT and rate hikes are like a plug holding in the water from a huge barrel. It's gonna mess with people's heads but the moment QT and rate hikes end the whole show will end and the bubble will burst. But as long as growth remains strong the Fed will keep QT/rate hikes going, prolonging the melt-up forever

>>55665601
>jobs data doesn't really mean anything anymore
The jobs data is doubly important now because we know rates will keep going up. If jobless claims stay low it means the economy is strong and can handle higher rates indefinitely. If claims go up there will be a recession. Bad news is bad news again

>>55665416
fuck outta here nigger duck

>>55665620
>because we know rates will keep going up
Only like 2 more times apparently. And the # is known. Inflation has been defeated. Thanks president Joe!
>If jobless claims stay low it means the economy is strong and can handle higher rates indefinitely
Sorry chud, it's a soft landing. Jobs data says recession averted. Thanks president Joe!

>>55665613
It's going to take years these rate hikes to affect the economy. And when they do it's over, this cycle will end. Deflation will cause the Fed to cut rates to zero and start QE. This will cause the housing market to crash because of low rate mortgage homeowners looking to sell their house.
Just as QT/rate hikes are now inflating risk assets, QE/ZIRP will cause deflation. Everything we thought we know about macro economics will flip

>>55665637
>soft landing

>>55665637
>Only like 2 more times apparently
If the stock market keeps going up then the Fed will hike rates indefinitely.
>Inflation has been defeated.
Inflation is rebounding now and that's bullish for stocks
>Jobs data says recession averted
Correct. This is the strongest economy in US history thanks to Bidenomics

>>55665620
>>55665637
>Thanks president Joe!
And by thanks president Joe, I really mean "thanks president Joe for heeming my portfolio and causing me to miss out on the rocket ship". Such is life. I'm heemed but alive.

>>55665655
>If the stock market keeps going up then the Fed will hike rates indefinitely
And my cash position will keep underperforming.
>and that's bullish for stocks
And my cash position will keep underperforming.
>This is the strongest economy in US history thanks to Bidenomics
THANKS PRESIDENT JOE!

>>55665655
>If the stock market keeps going up then the Fed will hike rates indefinitely
Why hike rates on the goys when you could just tell the hedge funds to pay up out of their profits? Why not shake down the guys with deep pockets? Why larp with the guise of rate hikes? Inb4 muh capitalism...

>>55665668
>And my cash position will keep underperforming.
Nothing wrong with getting 5.5% on your cash. Holding treasuries or a MMF with a hawkish Fed during an inflation rebound is a good idea. It only hurts when the Fed is dovish like in 2021. In 2021 we had high inflation but low rates, so cash had a negative return. But now in 2023 the yield from a MMF will exceed inflation

>>55665709
who's giving 5.5%?

>>55665694
The economy is designed to keep poor people poor. Dont fight the fed

>>55665694
Rate hikes keep asset prices by elevated by freezing markets. It's another tool to transfer wealth from average people to the super rich.
First the Fed dropped rates to zero and let megacaps take out huge loans with very low rates. Then the Fed rapidly hikes rates to freeze the housing market + small businesses and kill any competition for megacaps. Now megacaps have long term funding secured and get 5.5%+ on their cash. It's truly disgusting

>>55665709
>Nothing wrong with getting 5.5% on your cash
Yea If you can stay disciplined enough to not lose big on short term day trades (I have not). I heemed myself again big last week being a retard. That's the last time

>>55665714
>who's giving 5.5%?
Treasury bills. 6 month bills yield 5.5% right now, and 3 month bills yield 5.46%

>>55665728
Any links? I’m interested

>>55665722
>Rate hikes keep asset prices by elevated by freezing markets. It's another tool to transfer wealth from average people to the super rich.
>mfw I was perfectly setup to ride this rebound pump but I fucked it all up being retarded

With writers and actors on strike would now be a good time to invest in entertainment? Paramount and disney are both currently at near their lowest point for the year. The way I see it they're on sale right now, and they will bounce back once they strike a deal with the writers and actors.

>>55665742
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US3M
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US6M


If you want to buy bills just keep it simple and buy BIL and BILS. You have to pay a .0.135% fee but it's the most convenient
https://www.ssga.com/us/en/intermediary/etfs/funds/spdr-bloomberg-1-3-month-t-bill-etf-bil
https://www.ssga.com/us/en/intermediary/etfs/funds/spdr-bloomberg-3-12-month-t-bill-etf-bils

>>55665747
>mfw I was perfectly setup to ride this rebound pump but I fucked it all up being retarded
Yeah same. In hindsight it's obvious that rate hikes weren't going to have the same effect they had in the past. It's a classic case where you need to be <90 IQ or >160 IQ to have made the correct moves. Everyone in the middle get's screwed

>>55665726
I messed up too by missing this entire rally. Now after months of confusion I finally realize that QT/rate hikes are actually a form of QE for megacaps. The Fed is just accelerating the transfer of wealth from bottom to top

most of retail traders think PACW just collapsed and destroyed the banking sector, its over for bobos they're unironically GME tier retards now.

>>55665756
If I can just keep wits about me I developed a short dated options scalp trade strategy that has a 98% win rate over 160 trades in the course of a month. But of my 3 losses during that time frame I decided to yolo 50% of my portfolio on one play and took a 20% loss like a fucking moron. If I keep each play to 1% of my portfolio size or less then I can make consistent money but I can't take the loss like a pro all the time. And now I have accumulated anger and anxiety over the losses I have taken so I really hate taking the small loss now, which results in the ol' double down no matter what mentality which results in catastrophic heeming. But I legitimately have a 98% win rate for 3% profit based on position size if you exclude my 1 retarded heem play in a month based on a 160 trade sample size.

Post more top signals.

>>55665769
>megacaps
Aka the military industrial complex

>>55665790
>most of retail traders think PACW just collapsed and destroyed the banking sector
Pretty much no one thinks that, that's just bull euphoria creating imaginary adversaries. Everyone is trained to know that banks will never be allowed to fail ever again. All deposits are guaranteed. KRE was up 3% in after hours

>>55665795
That's the exact same cycle that every trader goes through, it always ends with their financial demise. If you can develop discipline you can do it, but it's like some Buddhist monk level challenge. It reminds me of what happens when you play competitive video games like: When you win you want to keep playing and enjoy more the high from winning. When you lose you want to play more because now you're angry and you want to win. It's the same trap but with stocks it has real consequences

>>55665790
I think the banks loaned out hundreds of thousands to niggers, the loans sat on the books as if they were good assets, and I don't think 50 billion out of the 500 billion they were looking for in the original bailout is going to cut it. If I were wrong SOFI wouldn't be bouncing on the nigger bailout, excuse me, ""student" debt forgiveness" news. At least Tyrone and Shenequa got used v6 chargers and atvs out of the deal, you get worthless bags

>SPY option liquidity blows out QQQ
>but TQQQ blows out UPRO
why?

>>55665834
>UPRO
Gay

>>55665838
or any other leveraged spy etf really

>>55665819
I feel like if I had an office away from home with colleagues I would keep that shit in check more. But since I'm all alone in my home trading my own dollars I wake up 1 or 2 days out of the quarter and feel zesty enough to do stupid risky shit I wouldn't otherwise do in a more professional environment. But I was immediately rejected from the couple trading jobs I applied for so I have no other choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFvyMdflA3k
How do I profit off of this Youtube channel? I was working on becoming the new (and thus, better) version of Rocker. But I have since moved on to trying to find easier monetizable routes.
to stay on topic, who is currently buying NTR or MOS? Please say it is at least 1 of you~!!!!!

>>55665851
The upro options are so illiquid that a SPY move that I know woulda made me a 5% profit on a spy option day trade didn't even move the bid/ask in UPRO. Like what's the point?

>>55665859
Its a real challenge to have discipline in that environment. If you're able to pull it off it really would be no small feat

i thought the snap (ticker:snap) earnings were a lot better than what the tv people said. 400m mau is nothing to sneeze at and they beat revenues, not to mention 150m ai chatbot users and growth of discovery. i am sad my net worth will go down tomorrow but on the other hand, i know where i'll be allocating extra cash for the time being.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--eH76tgoNw

>>55665881
>betting on SNAP doing well
Lmao uhhh, you okay AI-kun????

>>55665878
It'll take years to get back what I lost. But I have the time and bankroll to do it if that's really what I want to do. Lotta a trading days left in my life God willing. That could be a good or a bad thing. If I'm being objective, I now have data to prove my strategy works assuming I keep to the strategy, which yoloing 50% of the portfolio on a 2000 lot of SPY weeklies is explicitly breaking my position size rule. The saddest part is I was outside running and missed my chance to unload that 2000 lot for minimal damage. I placed an AON sell to close order and went outside and didn't get filled. I coulda fiddled around and gotten filled but was outside instead. It's the same lesson over and over.

>>55665613
Finally got it, eh m8? Large caps were always gonna be fine, especially the big tech. The big tech is too essential for the entirety of the US to retain their edge in the global tech war.
They got ZIRP and the "high" rates fugg over smaller caps... just look at all these earnings m8. MSFT, Texas, Google, and so on. Utterly unaffected (or barely so) by the rates and they just keep on chugging and earning more and more (inflation is bullish after all and with high CPI and low PPI it is very much understandable why their profits keep going up).
This is almost too easy

uranium kings... we won

>>55665895
You know Spider, you're a fuckin mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?

>>55665860
there's no salvaging this. both of you desperately need the pygmalion treatment. if you would let me seed your womb with my heir i could mold you into something far greater than you can imagine, but i would need total cooperation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhninL_G3Fg

>>55665953
Yeah, I was also on the uranium train. Been buying CCO and NXE for a little while.
Good to see a fellow uranium king, amongst the rabble.
>>55665960
So is wopranos *THE* new troon TV show? Seems like, I mean the article speaks for itself...
>>55665962
Hmm, you think maybe you can rethink that reply?? I'm sure something can be done, sans cum.

>>55665829
god imagine marrying someone with $200k in student debt and the week after the honeymoon she decides she's a stay at home mom, I'd actually consider suicide

>>55665953
>>55665984
we're going home(to 200$ uranium)

>>55665984
>is wopranos *THE* new troon TV show?
Well they did sodomize the gay guy with a pool cue IIRC

can one of you high IQ gentlemen explain why Apple's EPS is growing annually while shareholder equity is declining?

>>55666018
equity is assets minus liabilities, do a basic google search first

bros why are companies like microsoft and amazon dumping so bad after hours? Do they know how fucked FOMC will be?

>>55665530
>TQQQ. 3x leveraged fund.
Nooooo no nooo not muh heckin vol chop fund! I'll be putting 30% of my account in LEAPS because I'm not a leverage degenerate.

>>55665984
>cco
you didnt buy it you bought fake canadian shares

>>55666064
NASDAQ rebalance, also the reason why small caps have been pumping like crazy this month

I'm curious about the FTC lawsuit against Amazon; Will those fuckers actually get sued by 100s of billions or will it just be a nothingburger slap on the wrist fee that costs a measly few million and life goes on?

I just want to watch Amazon sell Twitch off to make up for the lawsuit KEK

Invest in Texas.

True government rules Texas.

FTC couldn't stop MSFT buying Activision, so I'm very skeptical about the lawsuit being worth anything

>>55666018
>>55666051
that's not a google question that's a chat gpt question, though it sometimes get things reversed.

like when i ask about options it gets very confused about selling and buying perspectives and will get shit wrong like negative gamma

>>55666097
it's kind of funny that nasdaq knows that the mega caps have gone full retard in weighting and are trying to get out ahead of their pullback before it happens

>>55666051
>>55666018
also the real reason is share buybacks

What is this pattern called?

>>55666184
The vaxxie smirk

Friendly reminder to load up on gold miners.

>OIL
Will hit 80 today and Powell will be furious, lol

The market practically forces him to hike in September too.

>>55665881
>>55665895
I have a position in SNAP. Didn't buy more when it was around $8 and was feeling the FOMO around $12 thinking that it could easily pop to $15.

Good thing I resisted buying. Will likely allocate some funds there at sub $10. Good chance to 2-3x in a few years.

>>55665859
>But since I'm all alone in my home trading my own dollars
Yeah this takes it toll. I wish i was with another person to execute the trade, because i suck at directing and executing at the same time. Also being part of a team makes me more focus. Alone I get bored watching the chart and then i do something else and this fucks with the positions.

>>55665423
BTC

All days the same thing. Bots drive DAX down to support 1. For about 20-30 mins. Then pump it back up, now at Pivotpoint. Probably will go higher back to resistance 1, then nothing will happen for the rest of the day.

>>55665859
>>55666360
Are you anons retarded? Just set stop loss and take profit when you enter the trade. Once it fills you are allowed only to move the stop loss up. That's it what's so hard about this? Also stop daytrading you fucking retards just cool the fuck off and hold your winners.

>>55666426
>stop-loss
>take profit
I dont know any of these words anon, but I do know you have the inverse version of that meme saved so you can be smug in any situation.

>AMZN getting broken up big the government
hahaha /smg/ laughed when I started shorting AMZN, now I'm laughing

>>55666496
The FTC have been losing their merger prevention battles, I am not sure they will succeed at breaking this up. As if Microshit and Activision weren't big enough already.

how did goog and msft do???

bull day incoming?

Oh you cheeky jews. I see what you did
>Under the merger agreement, Banc of California's balance sheet will be marked, while PacWest will avoid such marks as it is the "accounting acquirer".

>>55666496
>>55666510
FTC is led by a woman she just chooses companies at random to make it seem like she does stuff and doesnt get voted out. she failed against msft and atvi

>>55666533
In English, doc?

>>55665613
>>55665620
>>55665648
ok smart ass coming in here with your well reasoned thoughts

>>55665553
>average Rust programmer

>>55666531
Whats a goog?

>>55666547
for how hard they try to be antitrust and 'big company bad', has the FTC actually achieved anything under biden?

>>55666559
Its a reverse merger. Pacw is being merged with a much smaller bank and benefit is avoiding losses on their stinky securities portfolio.

>>55666591
google ticker

>>55666616
Not sure what I'm supposed to see related to a goog

6

>>55666616
Should I Microsoft Bing™ it?

>>55666631
try goog ticker

>>55666663
I hate non whites so fucking much.

>>55666631

Helloooooo niggers.

I have COIN and PLTR puts.

is the fomc today? is it during market open?

im worried my stops get triggered with a fake dump and pump

>>55666810
7pm UK time
8pm german time
2pm New york time

no clue where you live

This is gonna stop soon...right?

Oh oh, Diesel/Fuel Oil is back.

Say bye bye to 3% CPI for August.

Yields...

>>55666846
>66846Oh oh, Diesel/Fuel Oil is back.
no longer will CPI show a declining cost of 10% fuel/energy prices either. I expect it to accelerate some back in line with the sticky core of 4.5%.

>futures

>>55666859
Yes, it will be above 3%. And Powell will be forced to hike in September too. Cause when Oil stays here or goes higher, the following CPI will be worse since August and September 2022 Oil was way cheaper than June.

And rates will stay high for long. As long as this oil market doesn't get sorted and coolsdown, he is forced to keep rates high. If he lowers them Oil explodes to +85-90.

The problem is, I think even US oil companies are lowering production, not just the EVIL Saudis/OPEC.

>>55666878
there's clearly a misalignment between energy and equity prices...Something has to give and has yet to happened. It's the the same hyperinflation vs hard landing debate

>>55666831
thanks. so its late. im thinking should i move out of my stocks before fomc shenanigans

>>55666900
Energy prices can be explained by conflict, not necessarily directly but the fear of conflict spreading to other countries causes them to hoard energy just in case things get worse.
Equity on the other hand is being chased because of the "nothing else gives better returns" logic

>>55666855
full point cut and nasdaq rallies 30%. multiple bobo suicides in thread. xi jinping, vladimir putin, and joe biden share an ice cream cone and trade is halted at 11:00 a.m. and the lambo dealerships stop taking new orders at 2 p.m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnRsaHXHznQ

Softlanding niggers will be slaughtered like moths to the light. Bobo will reign supreme after almost losing their 3rd house and the patiently waiting dip buyers like me will be able to captialize on this generational buying opportunity of SPY plunging 50%

>>55666933
there's no reason to cut, we can stay here at this rate for a decade

Why aren’t you putting more money into index funds?

Did you guys discuss the RTX engine problems that made them drop 16% (recovered 6% in one day already)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/willskipworth/2023/07/25/hundreds-of-rtx-made-jet-engines-recalled-over-metal-contamination-sending-stock-tumbling/?sh=544e01142749

Alphabet agents, we eatan good today

>>55667065
Is it really this easy though? I'm only twenty and am completely cool with retiring at 40-45 as a millionaire if it means waiting, I'd rather that than retiring at 70.

GG, Europe

>>55667112
you need 1.5 million if you want the amount of money 1 million buys you today cause in 20 years inflation will eat up around half of your moneys value.

but yes it is easy, just boring and people are impatient. for every guy who makes a million in a year there are probably 20 that lose a ton of money

I missed the Rolls Royce pump sers

>>55667150
Lol, why would you choose to be one of the 20 that lose money? Like just be the guy who makes a million?

>>55667028
62%

>>55667112
some doctor daytrader said he had friend who wasn't smart but always bought when the indexes were down 15%
said he made insane money that way. getting hooked on gambling is a sure way to lose money.

so which of the SP500 or the Nasdaq will pump harder today?

>>55667229
That's another thing I forgot to mention, when people make a lot of money trading aggressively they think they can keep winning. They don't stop trading after making a multi million dollar trade and instead give all back, quickly or slowly.

>>55666878
Furthermore China is printing/ditching foreign reserves money to protect yuan and support their developers.

it's literally gonna be just fine isnt it

SPX 4530 EOD.

You bought calls right anon

Good morning faggots
Have an excellent day

>open buy position on sp500
>it lags behind nasdaq

Tesla bros will 300 happen again soon

Good morning fellow wagies

>>55667435
100% soon..

>>55667112
if you invested $1000 every month the last 20 years (so since 2003) in even a 50% us and 50% international you'd have $1.43 million right now and you'd be gettingan average of $2300 a month from dividends alone

>>55665860
Is that the Walmart where the JBL,Forestchad works ?

>>55667491
what the fuck? how?

>>55667354
>buy puts at open
>sell when some reporter asks Powell some stupid question that backs him into a corner and tanks the market
>buy calls at the end of the day
>sell next week for a profit

>>55667435
never again

>>55665953
>>55665984
>>55666013
kings

>>55667521
Like last time.

we pump

>line go down day

>>55667683
It’s just a fake out before we pump at 2:00.

>futes

>there are still GME generals
It's gotta just be jeets and poor people with a cargo cult mentality right?

>>55667702
What baby round was he using and why was he so slow on the trigger?

>>55667740
They dont understand finance and have schizos write really long posts that nobody every looks into but accept as proof and then they blame the "hedgies" (jews)

the bears won

>>55667354
its your fault im broke. you were right but i hated that smug look which made me feel inferior so i trade the opposite and have lost

>>55667354
Oh no sweetie but I did use some of that money in my 4.5% mm account to buy some bait, some lye, some other things

You could say SNAP got SNAPped

I’ve beat the market over the last 3 months so I am very happy.

>>55665298
Place your bets. Got fed day too today. Most like a 25 bps raise.

What are the current /smg/ approved bluechip stocks?

>>55667843
Yikes

>>55667870
Red open, then green, then red then FOMC then green until close but red in aftermarket

>>55667870
>Meta
>Royal Caribbean
>McDonalds
>Ebay
Guess I'll bet on one of them no cap.

>>55665343
Good for him
He knows what he is in for
Yeah, he is banging a 20 year old twice a day, but she is 100% going to burn his house down one day

>>55667806
I can only imagine. Once in a while I visit BBBY reddit, and it's nothing but these types of posts.

>>55667870
Fed will cause a dump and pump or a pump and dump

Bobros... are we eating good rn?

>>55666565
>ok smart ass coming in here with your well reasoned thoughts
I should say that this entire narrative will change if we get a unexpectedly bad jobs report. Then we enter the recession doom loop and the Fed will still be hawkish

Close your longs today

*makes your trades better*

>>55667941
>Copenchud pouches
*makes you vomit*
*gives you mouth cancer*
Heh, nothing personal kid

Should I put my life savings into RTX calls?

To: /smg/ jobqueers

Enjoy chatting with Dave and Leslie about the big project at work today, faggots.

From: Anon

>>55667873
aquabounty
raytheon
snapchat

Why did i listen to smg and buy msft?

>>55667873
ENR, PG

>>55667963
i'm considering putting in 1-2% of my portfolio into LEAPS. seems like a sure thing that RTX will be up to 100+ by jan 2025

>>55667870
>MFW I hold BA and GD
Witness ne, bros.

>>55667978
Never listen to /smg/.
Also chill a bit lad, it's only -3.5%. You didn't overleverage on earning, right?

>futas

>>55667978
its decent ai play too.

>>55667978
A fatal exception 0E has occured at youraccount394729. The current application will be terminated.
*Press any key to terminate your account

>>55667916
I have COIN and PLTR puts nigguh. We shall see.

>>55667966
work is good. you get structure and participation with society

so far nothing on BA. Seems like their earnings was a mixed bag
>Defense unit burning cash
>Plane delivery looking brisk
>guidance re-affirmed though

>PACW

>>55668035
Not in a stock market thread, here it's a crutch and a safety net.
People here are taking trade advice from people who don't make their money trading.

>>55668059
yesterday i read someone saying they need a win since their rent money is riding on the trade.

>>55668058
I think the shitflinging that happened with PACW was based on rumour price of acquisition at PACW being 7.6/s

>>55667914
I believe this to be true as well

predict market open

What’s next for me?

>>55668086
Gigapump that’s completely gone by 10:30.

>>55668090
4 doge stocks

>>55668090
show loss

Should I load back up on MPW shorts? Insiders have been disposing of stock in July and theres no way they can keep a 15% dividend and they are already having trouble servicing their debt by spinning off assets to pay.

>>55668101

>There are people here not shorting EU

>>55667873
VLO
CVX

>>55668114
wsb fag spotted

AT&T what a garbage stock. I'm happy I closed my position yesterday after buying in the 13s

>>55668086
About 9:30 eastern time (that's 5 bings from now, for our UK friends)

>>55668114
Anon, I...

>>55665423
SPY or AAPL, you'll probably beat a HYSA

>>55668148
Aye it be seven-a-bong!

>>55668114
I'm sorry brother. What was the play

Gonna close out my CC on $GOOG and then sale those shares in a bit. I'm not playing this stupid after ER game with them.

>>55668071
Rent money they got from work.

>>55668086
QQQ up to 378.60

I'm betting that META will be lower tomorrow than today

WTF WAS THAT

>>55668159
I've been holding GOOG and AAPL for about 8 years now. I used to think I'd never sell either but I don't have nearly as much faith in Google as I used to. I've been considering selling half or just dumping all of it, but I know as soon as I do they'll go on some retarded pump.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

If you are retarded say BANG

>>55668178
late negro

>>55668167
You just earned yourself a zucker punch. POW!

Indecisive market is indecisive

If y’all want some risk take a look at TTOO. 11 cent bio company with maybe FDA approval in august.

Volume is up and insiders bought millions

>Happy Fed day to all who observe. Market expectations are for a quarter-point rate hike from the Federal Open Market Committee, and some weaselly language pointing to the possibility of future rate hikes but not committing to them.

>The one thing you won't hear Fed Chair Jerome Powell discuss on Wednesday is the money supply. Money supply went out of fashion as a way to forecast future inflation when its changing stopped moving in tandem with GDP growth and inflation, but the huge surge ahead of the current run-up in prices has given monetarists some new life.

>Scott Grannis, the long-time chief economist at Western Asset Management who now authors the Calafia Beach Pundit blog, put together a chart, recreated here, showing how the M2 measure of money supply leads inflation, with a roughly one-year lag.

>"The chart strongly suggests that the CPI is on its way to zero over the next 6-9 months. As such, it's reasonable to conclude that the Fed has acted appropriately, if belatedly, and no further tightening is therefore necessary; lower inflation is 'baked in the cake' at this point," he says.

>>55668186
I hope that's supposed to be a low kick, embarassing flexibility otherwise

>>55668167
I look at META and see a company I dont like
Facebook is a Boomer meme
Instagram is begging to be replaced
META is a joke
I dont see it

>>55668107
its been up since may. looks bullish

>>55668177
Just closed it completely for a nice +$519. I think I'm happy with this especially since I got in too damn early last week and didn't average down.

PLTRbros, I don't feel so good...

>>55668162
or portfolio money they use pay to rent

>>55668201
Nice. Profit is profit.

>>55668205
>He didn't buy puts @ 15 like I told him too last week
Ohnono

>>55668178
love this

guys why did MSFT fall? they will go back up - right?

Soxs calls printing today

>>55668214
Exactly especially since it's FOMC day. I'm not gonna get on that wild ride today unless I want to have my hand over the emergency eject button.

That immediate DISH rugpull. lmao.

fuck you pump in the afternoon btw

how the fuck is ARKK green?
is there any hypergrowth stock that is doing well today?

Dump until 2:00?

i'm not touching my accounts until jpow is done i dont care how much it pumps or dumps

BOIL bros...

>>55668230
Now that's a serious GUH.

Now if we're talking about stupid, Rolls-Royce did a nice pump. Can't believe my stupid bet during lockdown is this profitable.

>>55668230
>That immediate DISH rugpull. lmao.
trading firms and hedge funds definitely track wallstreetbets and can slam stocks to the downside to take retail's money. thats why i would be cautious getting any of your trade ideas from reddit

Boeing bros...

>overvalued shit like AMZN keep pumping
>my value stocks keep dumping
ok

>>55668230
do NOT use this coupon, pay the full price to help the company

So bears were literally wrong about everything last year, we know that much. Big Tech continues to rake in billions despite "high" interest rates (lol) so is all the selling just speculators trying to make money shorting? It just doesn't make rational sense for something like AMD (one example) to sell off over 2% with quite literally only good news coming out. Bunch of fucking retards, imagine if shorting was outlawed.

>>55668241
yes. this is my face today

>>55668264
>last year
Huh?

Sell lizard today or hold until tomorrow?

>>55668239
thinkin of same. or i might sell a dog stock and buy the strong one if it dumps cos of jerome

>>55668264
thanks just shorted AMD

>>55668273
So everyone has already forgotten about an entire year of red just like I said they would huh

>>55668279
Hope you also bought some ROPE

So, the DISH partnership with Amazon is confirmed. Lots of articles about it today. Price going crazy

Why do a lot of NASDAQ stocks always pump hard for the first 30mins then megadump?

WW is up 250% in a few months, my god.. Was eyeing it sub 4$ but never pulled the trigger, as always

>in a stock that just goes straight up

>Fed set to resume rate hikes after June pause

>>55668283

>So bears were literally wrong about everything last year

>>55668264
>Discounted Cashflow Model

Its fine guys
MSFT and AMD are gonna pump even higher soon
classic bear scare

I just watch NIO go up and up with my cash in hand like a fucking cuck awaiting for a pullback entry point that never comes

>>55668009
based GAANer, GD was another one I sold to get BOIL week before last, fuckin' based stocks altogether. From memory, I had BA, LMT, GD, NOC, RTX, GE, BAH, HON, LDOS, that I can recall of defense sector. I miss them but needed those funds immediately that and the next trading day. Anyway, I see you GAAN brother.

>>55668317
what stock is this? :)

>>55668241
>>55668265
wat? this little shit ain't even enough to trigger my add more limit orders on UNG, much less BOIL (need a good bit lower to add more of it). Shit, I ain't even close to sellin' any KOLD in this little DROOP. Ain't nothin' but a little noise along the way to October.

On the bright side I'm getting paid out on SIMO today. Too bad none of you ever follow me in these merger arbs.

>>55668347
>MFW I was getting my ass kicked on GD for 6 months

Watch them fucking come out and say "lol never mind we aren't hiking again"

>>55668264
you sound pretty assblasted, kek

>>55668189
>down 93% YTD
>up 54% over the past month
Hmmm

>>55668359
VOO

get in we only go up

>>55668375
yeah, it made a journey into the valley from the mountain there for a good while!

Just woke up
I'm heemed

Just spent $5k on SNAP, what am I in for?

Thoughts on NOC's earnings? Is a beat probable, I did good in the past month and can stomach the risk of a little earnings dump.

sup /smg/,

i tried to warn you guys about the dip

>>55668417
either will or won't, simple as. shit, at this point in the clown markets a beat ain't even always good!

>>55668406
Gonna be $2500 in SNAP soon

The amount of zig zagging on some of these stocks is ridiculous. Stop loss hunting going on for sure.

Seriously, I think the only reason EU sells, is so that the US can buy. Absolute cucks.

>>55668452
The velocity yesterday was insane, like msft dumping then pumping in seconds.

>>55668395
There's definitely a submarine joke in there.

>>55668452
Yeah they conveniently keep hitting the exact same narrow ranges while RSI and MACD bounce between the thresholds for technically oversold and overbought. Bunch of nonsense.

DO I BUY OR DO I SELL
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BUY

>>55668264
Let's give bears some space, m8. They clearly need it after the assblasting they have received this year thus far. Bears are getting absolutely shr3kt

>>55668467
why in the fuck would we want to buy any gay EU shit?
Verification not required.

>>55668473
It's almost as if the stock market is rigged, fake and gay.

Just looked at $MSFT and geez, that must have stung like a motherfucker. Either guidance was really weak or that was hardcore profit taking. The last two ER days had a continuation rally so I bet a lot lost their asses yesterday AH.

>>55668434
Sour Cream and Onion or French?

>>55668485
>>55668485
>>55668485

>>55668477
That is a delicious fox, m8. She for sale?

>>55668406
>trading before the FOMC
wewlad

>>55668508
Not for now, but I can smell her being in discount soon.

>>55667521
>some reporter
when Liesman backs him into a corner, again

>>55668481
Because you do.

predict what'll happen in market during fomc