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55664502 No.55664502 [Reply] [Original]

Can you access your bank account anon?

>> No.55664857

I dunno, I haven't been to a bank since I pulled out all my cash once they started freezing trucker bank accounts.

>> No.55665017

I have no money so I don't care. lel

>> No.55665028

>>55664502
No
What now

>> No.55665044

I heard it was just zelle issues with Chase.

>> No.55665057
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>>55665044
>If chicken wuss stopped chasing pussy he'd stop being an incel

>> No.55665127

>>55665057
meds

>> No.55665195
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>>55664502
BITCOIN SOLVES THIS

>> No.55665197
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>>55664502
it's happening. we tried to warn you.

>> No.55665277

>>55665127
Zell is the shittiest character in final fantasy's history and I'm tired of pretending he isnt

>> No.55665287

>>55664502
my bank just dumped Zelle. it's a poorfag's paypal that just popped out of nowhere

>> No.55665326

>>55665277
Haven't played that one. Since you like jrpgs, check out Demons Roots. gotd. It's about slavery and cute girls committing atrocities in the name of freedom and liberty.

>> No.55665735
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>>55665277
The fuck? Zell is great, what are you on about? Better than that faggot, Squall.
My man just starts whooping ass with his hands and all he asks for is that the fucking cafeteria to stop running out of hotdogs at lunch.

>> No.55665741

>>55665735
Squalls limit:
>r1, r1, r1, r1, enemies dead
Zells limit:
>up down left right square x
>left right left x square left right
>up up down down square
>enemy lives
THIS IS THE ARYAN RACE LMAO

>> No.55665748

>>55665741
>subhuman can't comprehend hitting more than one button
It's all fun and challenge, anon. You should try it.

>> No.55665760
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>>55665748
Fucking look at this shit. What the hell was square thinking. Dolphin? The gay fish?? Is my final heaven a gay club? Burning rave? Lmfao what the shit is this

>> No.55665765

WATCH OUT BOYS HERE COMES MY HEEL

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>>55664502
>he doesn't keep dozens of active bank and credit card accounts open in case any financiers decide to get froggy
ngmi anon

>> No.55665776

>>55665760
Booya is a pretty funny thing to say, though. Look nigga, Zell is a poor-man's Tifa. Those limits are Tifa references. I won't argue that. But they needed someone to be the brawler and they can't just put Tifa in because it's a different game.
Still better than "..whatever" Squall

>> No.55665779

>>55665770
>68 checking accounts

KEK

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>>55665779
Only 36 are actually still open. For some reason, Mint is including the accounts that I closed in the past.

>> No.55665796

>>55665776
>He's not gay he's a nod to a girl character
OH NO NO NO

>> No.55665797

>>55664502
I tried to send money to someone but it said that it was having trouble accessing the XRP liquidity pool that it uses for all transfers. It told me to go buy someone's bag on Binance and send that instead to my friend so that he could sell the bag to someone else. In any case, XRP is used either way.

>> No.55665818

>>55665796
All right, fine. You win. He's gayer than circle of flamingos. I guess that's why he likes hotdogs so much.

>> No.55665822

>>55665818
>>55665796
You could say he dances to a "different beat"

>> No.55665826

>>55665792
What the fuck is this a /churning/ thing?

>> No.55665832
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SQUARESOFT STOP YOULL GO BANKRUPT

>> No.55665839

>>55665826
It's good to have options. But yeah, I've made tens of thousands from opening new checking and credit card accounts.

>> No.55665863
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55665863

>people paid $60 for this in 1997

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>I'm an orphan
>woah me too
>hey guys, I'm an orphan too
>woah

>> No.55667483

Is /v/ raiding us?

>> No.55669507

>>55664502
>(((unexplained outage)))

>> No.55669569

>>55669507
Basically windows 11 updated in the middle of the day and took out their servers

>> No.55669636
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>>55665770
>49 credit cards
>been doing this since 2010

>> No.55669931

>>55664857
This.

>> No.55671325

>>55667483
Bump

>> No.55671370
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>>55664502
i have 500$ so who care. rest is on stocks/crypto

>> No.55671387

>>55664857
Idk, I don't use banks. I just use USDC on coinbase if I need to make day to day transactions.

>> No.55671416

>>55664502
Chase is bankrupt checkem

>> No.55671790
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Most NPCs use Cashapp or Venmo.

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>>55671387
>banks are sold out corporate entities, so I'll just use a sold out corporate entity instead!

>> No.55671958

Chase? Is that like a boomer Blockchain? Is it even evm compatible? Can I send it through the guac chat?

>> No.55673105

I work at a bank and zelle goes down all the fucking time

>> No.55673113

>>55671416
https://youtu.be/eB-khNYR_Ns

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>>55664502
can we access yours ?

>> No.55673543

>>55665195
You are right. Since I started paying my bills with CryptMi card, I've stopped having issues with banks

>> No.55673559

>>55669636
>he only opens up 1/2 credit cards per year like a pussy
lol

>> No.55673606

>>55673543
Most of my friends now use this as alternative to Binance. I think I'll also check it out since it offers zero transaction fees