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>>55658917
Thank you David Soxl

Long oil
Short Spotify
Simple as

>>55658917
That's a man

all my value stocks are red while tech stocks are pumping. I fucking hate tech so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

Do the needful and short COIN

>>55658929
I just want a gf like this bros, is that so much to ask??

>Be me
>Own $AMZN and $GOOG shares
>Bought last week
>They're still red

Yeah, they're not high enough for me.

How the everliving fuck is AAL still crashing so hard? Like it's already the biggest loser of the last week and it's still collapsing.

>>55658939
zog url

>>55658934
>Value
Lmao this nigga 80 or sumtin

What are we buying fellow BBC lovers??

Why is RTX dumping so hard?

>>55658948
My Amazon DCA is $80
Im not ever selling*

* I'm selling when it gets to $160

>>55658917
>woman
>reading in the graphic novels section
Not surprising that the only way to get a woman to read is to put a bunch of pictures in the book. Literally like children.

>>55658991
War just isn't profitable anymore... its joever

>>55658995
My target sell point is $139/140 short term. I do think it'll go up overtime but I just want to spike money out of it.

>>55658920
it's not at all the same thing this is a hardware company. they lack scalability that software has and are also still single sourced to TSMC. reality will set in eventually

Just sold my SOXL. Go on without me bros

You may be hooked.

>>55658969
they need to pay more for pilots and more for fuel. and for that reason i'm out

Locksneed bros wtf?

>>55659053
He fell for the BBC meem

>>55659033
I thought we were gonna get to 30 bro
that 28 and some change was the closest we got to the sun before our wings started melting

REIT gods rise up

>>55658991
Just bought 3 shares. Thank you. As tensions heat up with China the contracts will start rolling in. Not to mention restocking inventory that was giving to Ukraine and arming Taiwan.

>>55658998
What's it like being permanently retarded AND angry? Because I'm pretty close myself and it seems terrible

the strongest military in the world

SOXL sisters, were going back down to $5

the market has been so boring for years now because there's no point in investing in anything other than tech megacaps

>>55659074
Does this have to do with a US predator drone being heavily damaged by a Russian jet in Syria?

>>55659074
Doubled my share count.

>>55659081
we headed to 30 mane
30

Just fomoed into SOXL

>>55659085
No retard it’s from bad guidance earnings was today

Why is Lockheed tanking? Reee

Also, will google dump after earnings like all other stocks?

MSFT will crush earnings today
buy MSFT
never sell MSFT

Just sold the generational top of SOXL ama

>>55659074
Strongest navy and air force in the world*
The US army hasn't won anything since the gulf war.
GD is the better pick of all the war stocks.

neodymium still flat

RED DAY ? GOOD

>>55659093
I don’t pay attention to that, I just guess when I trade.

>>55659110
>The US army hasn't won anything since the gulf war.
Just won in Ukraine?

My baby SKYT doin a lil summin

The pump to $20 begins today and ends on Sept 1.

is it safe to re enter tsla short yet

>>55659114
oh man
this day wont end red

>>55659072
Rather I'm wrong or not, I will never admit I'm wrong so I'm doubling down and just going to say the picture was photoshopped.

TYBSOXL

>>55659132
Oh shit I forgot the pic

>>55659115
Based…… I’m sorry. Carry on.

>>55659132
>SKYT
ok, I'll bite. shill me this ticker

>>55659122
>Just won in Ukraine?
2 more weeks until the counter offensyyyiv bros

>>55658991
When I google it says engine problems. Not sure what to believe

>>55659140
Who’s the model

>>55659137
Fool, you should have just said she was posing for a social media picture because she's a basic whore with Starbucks. Twice you could have taken this easy route

>>55659140
AWWOOOOGA
I just wanna hurt myself for not fucking this on the reg

>>55659140
Why do you keep posting white women?

Why not post some lovely black ladies or even non binary women for inclusivity?

>>55659147
That seems to be the key factor, but nothing I saw was clear about the actual impact.

Give it to me straight
What determines a stock's price?

>>55659063
STAG is so far my only green stonk today

>>55659153
I see you're a professional at this. Impressive.

>dividend tards

>>55659160
future expectations

>>55659160
Market makers that take a bit off the top every trade

>Thought it was a good idea to short spotify before close
>"Alright anon let's not forget about this", I told myself
>Forgot about it

>>55659160
jews

>>55659160
Potential for future profits divided by percentage chance company blows up or turns into a rat, cubed then multiplied by pi

>>55659143
SKYT shill has been here for a while, now. Entire time, been talking about how it is going to $20/share.
The pump up in February is when I opened a short position. Made me good $. Do not enter SKYT expecting anything other than downward price action.
If you want a good buy, then pick up NTR or MOS. I've been talking about them, for ~6 weeks now.

>>55659134
It vill, und you vill short COIN

>>55659160
The current alignment of the stars and the foreskins sacrificed to the volcano god.

>>55659074
Dang, sure am glad I sold Friday before last to get more BOIL. If I was buying stooks right now I'd start a new seed of that though.

OIL +79. AUGUST CPI OH NO NO NONOOO

>>55659094
Contagion effect from RTX earnings guidance.

>>55659160
>Do people want to buy this stock?
Price increases
>Will people also keep on buying this stock at the same rate if I increase it by 5%?
Price increases
>Will the company do well this quarter, year?
Price increases
>Did Shlomo say we should pump?
Price increases.

>>55659143
Well the jannies are being trannies again, already deleting my posts. What the fuck.

It has new fabs being built which are worth more than the MC of the company. Its about to get first positive earnings. It has guaranteed military contracts (it is the Lockheed of semis now, essentially), its competition is floundering, it has low float...

Its basically a home run. Gonna be triple digits within 2 years and could even see 4 digits within 5 years.

Reminder:
All stock market growth over the past 6 months has been multiple expansion and expansion in valuations only.
M A N I A
We are seeing declines across the board in earnings, across many sectors, for almost 3 consecutive quarters.
>Oh, well it can't get any worse, this MUST be the bottom! - said the market
Oh boy. You haven't seen anything yet.
>multiple expansion
>valuation expansion
Is not real growth. You are paying more for the same house, and now the house is falling apart.

>>55659189
You little nigger

Skyt is gonna fucking pop and turn me into a CLF tranny tier legend.

Ive got 600 calls at 12.50. Gonna make a fucking fortune.

>>55659209
>>55659160
>Where can I put my money into and hope I beat inflation

Are you in the red or green?

>>55659234
Im basically flat. Bought my calls right around the current price but theyre not that liquid so its hard to say.

Once the price pops though, the liquidity will be there.

>>55659225
What’s the expiration

>>55659250
I went Oct bc they were inexplicably the same price as Aug calls

>>55659210

>>55659234
Always in the green.

Fucking janny already deleting my shit fuck you

>>55659160
The jews

>>55659200
DXY is also close to breaking it's 45 degree unrelenting rise. Stagflation, start. your. engines.

is NJM insurance public? i want to invest in them because i enjoy their commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRdznNXsbJs

Fuck you tranny jannies here are some titties you hate so damn much

>>55659234
Green at the moment. Just waiting for the downtrend to end soon and hopefully get auto-ejected out of my position. Think we're range bound above $454 on $SPY.

>humidity is near 90%
Fuck summer

Fuckin nigger jannies fuck you

>>55659202
Is it a fear from other investors that defence industry is not safe?

Seems like lmt should otherwise even benefit from their competitors screwing up. Rtx sales wasn't bad, and the pe ratio is much higher than lmt. Damn it, both my lmt and goog stocks been performing like shit since I longed.

>>55659274
You may be hooked.

>>55659246
Who

>>55659256
You’re psychotic but I have to respect it. What’s the break even for you, like 40%?

>>55659289
At least most people in your state have firearm. Not you though, but you've been thinking about it

>>55659190
bro, I own COIN long

>>55659293
No they wouldn’t. They’re all contractors they all get their money from selling weapons. If governments are less buying, they’re buying less from all of them for all intents and purposes. It’s bad for all of them.

cancelled my HOOD Gold before midnight last night because today would be my renewal and I stayed too heavily INVOOSTED this last month to get much interest. I am keepin' this MOONEY!
Also since I am now only concerned with BOIL/KOLD/UNG I don't have any use for the Morningstar reports. Might go ahead and Gold it again on Aug 1st so my renewal date will always be right after interest being paid into my BOOLANCE.

>>55659321
Bitch I own (meme gun) (meme) I will fuck your mother bhchod bloody basterd

>>55659246
>>55659279
I am once again asking for the names and sources

>>55659321
I live in California

>>55659256
>>55659290
>>55659279
>>55659269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYn_W14zTU

>>55659321
you understand you're a piece of shit liberal for loving guns right?
Guns allow weak men (You) to feel powerful. It's anti-natural, thus liberal. All the atheist liberal revolutions were due to the peasants having guns. And that's since the 1800s. Learn history, and not from CNN.
History went to shit when guns were used. It's a fact. Real men used swords, but with guns the peasants felt they were knights and this removed the boundary between the alpha aristocracy with the beta men. You own a gun? then you are a liberal. Simple as.

>>55659336
ok, i have to read the report then, as the summaries says nothing negative about sales, but those articles usually tries to shill you

>>55659221

We're just returning to normal NBD.

>>55659337
get a job

>>55658969
Flight attendants are threatening a strike

>>55659370
based and aristocracy-pilled

>>55659221
oh no...

Guys, stop trading so fast, I can't follow.

nvdabros...wagmi

>>55659160
The central banks.
>infinite buying power
>that means infinite shorting power too
>oh no, goYs, we certainly do not trade in the markets
>the yield curve just falls all on it's own
>we do not give $ to our corporate arms to do any of it for us either (BlackRock etc.)
>no No no !!
>that's crazy talk
>we are NOT in the endgame where we no longer have a choice but to continue inflating(printing) to suppress yields to keep the whole financial system from imploding
>oh, the infinite free call options on US treasuries and msbs we are giving to the banks (BTFP), that's nothing to worry about g0y
>its not like any of this is effecting the currency supply anyways... just believe the numbers we put on the fed website...
>oh? Even if you divide the spy by the m2 from before the "pandemic" and today, it's practically the exact same??? That's nothing guys!!!
>we can print and print and print and print and make efficient energy illegal and there will never be any negative consequences!
>we are GOD!!! :^)

>>55659074
looking right now. you cannot even buy or sell options that are lower than 75. nobody was expecting that. i might buy at 65.

>>55658944
you are of inferior breeding stock, better luck next spawn.

>>55659274
Energy will no longer be declining -15% in cpi so yeah, shits about to get fucked.

Posted this in the last smg, no response.

Alright guys, really just learning here and have a technical question.

If I own 100 shares of a company, which I want to make 10%

I'd there a downside to selling a call that makes 10% when exercised vs a limit sell at 10%?

>>55659415
get a MOONKEYPOOX vax
Verification not required.

Oh look my calls held their value, how's your short look anon?

Hey look!
GREEN ARROWS EVERYWHERE!

>>55659515
If you don't want to hold onto the shares selling a CC is the way to go. No downside except if the call's exercised you lose your shares, obviously.

>>55659515
the problem with calls is:
when selling calls you get your strike price (your 10% gain), BUT the stock might go way higher, and you miss out on that. and when the stock is crashing and crabs around you might not get to your wanted strike price, for a long time.

Good job guys. Now I know how the stock market works and why this thread is slow. I hope that one guy bought twitter stock. He was on the fence but I wish him luck.

>>55659544

>>55659556
Yeah should've mentioned the potentially lost gains if the stock starts going way over your strike price.

>>55659515
there aren't any downsides really, as you would be exposed to the same risk whether you were doing it as a covered call or just shares alone
with the covered call, the risks/downside is that you are capping your profit; that the stock could rise past the strike and the buyer of the call would receive that profit - you'll still receive the premium you received for selling the call + the capital gains of the stock rising to the strike that you are selling them to the option buyer for
if the stock doesn't rally past the strike, you have the "downside" that the call doesn't get exercised at that strike, and now you are stuck with the shares that you had expected to be called away - you still keep the premium of the call
otherwise with just shares, you still have the downside of the stock price falling, but you won't have the premium from selling the call to cushion the capital losses of the stock price going down
you are giving up potential gains above the strike price for the premium received from the call buyer
sometimes, for tax purposes, institutions will sell a a far ITM covered call at a certain date, as it can be more tax efficient to lock in the profit after X date rather than before, and it can be almost the same thing as just selling all the shares, since its so far ITM 'guaranteed' to get exercised

AJLT

>>55659221
If it was mania your shitco goldminers and mutant fish would be pumpingtoo. We aren't in mania yet. Look at the buffet indicator for proof.

>>55659221
While this is true, you cannot speak logic to an irrationally exuberant mkt. Midwit npc call buying permabulls know that the mkt is now a political tool and it must go up to distract from the corruption so join the party and hope u are in cash when it finally, inevitably crashes back to reality

>>55659593
>it must go up to distract from the corruption
it went down all last year. stop making excuses for your retardation

The market is blissfully ignoring the oil price. They have to know Powell is looking at that and thinking "Oh shit, more hikes and no cuts". And it still doesn't care.

>>55659590
>Look at the buffet indicator for proof.
Ok? 1.72 STD l o l.
You are proving the point my friend.

>>55659618
He's probably looking at it thinking "fuck yeah, i'm NEON GREEN BB"

>>55659612
I did a 11x in the last 5 wks u double nigger

>>55659630
Not even close to 2020-2021 mania peak.

Why weren't you buying Cameco calls last year when the stock price was at $22 and exercising them? You could have had Cathie Woods pump your bags, like me.

>>55658917
>laying across the isle so no one else can walk through
>laying against the shelf so no one can access anything behind you
what kind of nigger tier behavior is this?

>>55659645
Sakura Wife

>>55659639
L m a o.
Buddy, we are above the dot com bubble mania by almost 50%
2020-2021 mania at 2 STD is insane above 1929 bubble. We are at 1.72.
>Yeah, well, 1.72 standard deviations isn't high! It could go to 2 again!
L m a o.
You mumus deserve all the losses you will incur.

I have taken a position against the US Dollar while longing the Q's at the same time. This is my version of "diversification" fuck jannies btw.

>>55659337
>BOIL
OIH is about to put in a DCL/YCL in the next few weeks. Buy the dip.

>>55659650
shes not wearing panties either

>>55659650
Relax, she only did it for a min for the instagrams

>>55659663
>DCL/YCL
what might this be?

>>55659682
And a hairy bush too! How inconsiderate!

>>55659701
nah look at her legs. She is as bare as a baby down there

OIL WILL DO 80 BEFORE FOMC;LMAO

Closed out of my verticals near that intraday high. I'm gonna just chill out during lunch break. Hoping for it to pullback a bit so I can get a bit more premium out of it.

Who else slurping Raytheon

>>55659657
Deserve is the correct word. It’s gonna be funny when they go from ‘I’m never selling’ to ‘stop fucking selling you guize’

>>55659657
Please give me your 2024 price target for the S&P 500 then

tfw ur BOIL/KOLD/UNG are all green(e)

>>55659725
3900 or lower, same as Mike Wilson

>>55659728
but ur KOLD is getting closer and closer to REDDARINO

>Buy at 43.5
>Hit's 44 at 10am
>Stalled at 43.91 for the last 18 minutes

Go up already.

America's warriors are prepared to defend our nation using the full range of our unmatched capabilities.
https://youtu.be/DI4Z7Dq6Q1g

>>55658944
>is that so much to ask??
Yes anon that's a bit much. I am sorry

>>55659728
FINALLY!!!!

>>55659773
Seems a bit inclusive to only highlight 300million/8billion
Racism much? Also buy twitter because they had a stock ticket once.

>>55659721
I'll consider it

>>55658969
>How is AAL still crashing so hard?
You know..

BOIL barons gettin' a BOOST outta nowhere, just got NOOTIFIED by HOOD price alerts of BOIL up 5% and KOLD down 5%.

>>55659657
Early = Wrong. But in this case you're just late to the party.

>>55659734
Oh, that’s more reasonable than I was expecting. I thought you were going to say 2800 like some of the delusional bears. I believe Mike Wilson gave an update on a podcast with the guy from The Big Short and said that his price target is going to be invalid if we don’t get any meaningful move to the downside by year end though.

as Based Ramsey said,
the bubble is not in price, it's in the rate of increase.

lol,
lmao even

It's coming
It's good!

>>55659807
you hittin' some good green there?

>>55659814
Wtf almost bought it this am

>>55659773
https://youtu.be/gkaz6ZumdNs

>>55659834
have no fear, it'll DROOP again!

SOXLshill wherever you are my bags were heavy for a while but I never lost faith in you

>>55659825
You will see.
You will learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
snap earnings after hours. still the best way to meet teenagers.

>>55659852
and in fact already is

>>55659734
>>55659828
Who's Mike Wilson?

please will microsoft earnings be good or bad
this month's rent is riding on picking correctly

>>55659891
Morgan Stanley chief investment officer. He was the last major institutional guy who was full bore bearish. He just capitulated a day or two ago.

>>55659908
you're gonna get iv crushed bro. stop gambling with options and just hold msft long

you see kids, if you are only doing short swings of BOIL/KOLD/UNG then your best both buying and selling opportunities are generally pretty short lived so you have to watch and wait at all times. I myself am working a longer curve with an Oct sell target so this rip is just a bit of passing daily entertainment to me. It didn't even get high enough for me to add more KOLD TO MUH HOLD.

>>55659828
link to podcast?

ceru my nigga

>>55659916
forgot picrel

>>55659725
>>55659734
More like 5,000

>>55659913
>He just capitulated a day or two ago.
What's his track record of "things unfolding shortly after he capitulated"?

>>55659913
Wasn't JPMorgan also bearish? How can they be this wrong?

>>55659915
i'm down 70% just one good trade just one and i'll be back i swear i'll stay away as soon as i break even

>>55659954
rip

URANIUM
C
C
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>>55659948
JPMorgan was only bearish to fuel the FUD surrounding banks. After JPM acquired FRC and SVB to scoop up their assets Jamie Dimon said there was basically no reason to be scared if bank failures anymore. You cant trust anything the big guys put out because everything they do is manipulation.

>>55659936
Not sure I haven't checked. It's ironic because he was also the only institutional guy to call the bottom of the covid recession and say we're going higher when everyone else was bearish. I guess in that world people only care about your last call. He was great in 2020/2021

Bros, are you ready for the insane rally tomorrow? FED is pussying out and MSFT beats and presents a devastatingly good guidance. We will beat out all those bears. We will ensure all those bears of 2k22 are forced to keep buying back.

Btw, I forgot to save it, but does someone have that graph of S&P short positions and how those bears are being forced to buy back this year (adding further fuel to the bull run)

>>55659948
all the banks have various mouthpeices that have varying opinions. they make most of their money from fees, not betting which way the market is going.

>>55659908
>>55659954
Bruh, if you're gonna play earnings with tech either buy lottos or buy ITM spreads to avoid catastrophe. IV Crush is gonna gobble you up even if $MSFT pulls out a great ER.

>>55659954
GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from a gambling problem.

>>55659948
>Wasn't JPMorgan also bearish? How can they be this wrong?
I believe that many people are nowadays confronted with a harsh realization that what they thought they were doing for all their careers, adding finesse to the markets and their trading, was just an illusion and all of their success has to be entirely attributed to "lol number go up" and "lmao printer go brrr"

Look at pic related and explain at what point in time finesse was actually needed.

Everybody only thought they were so smart and had control over anything.

>>55659979
fed is not pussying out you my dood. core CPE is sticky as fuck. this market rallied like it's 2021. they need to tame all this fucking ridiculousness.

>>55659993
>this market rallied like it's 2021. they need to tame all this fucking ridiculousness.
sounds like a near impossibility with elections coming up next year.
which is actually the best case for the FED. keep on raising while nobody gives a shit.

>Huh, bears are 'capitulating'? Isn't that bearish? - /smg/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-07/force-firing-up-the-stock-market-cools-off-with-shorts-conceding
https://archive.is/ZsGdb
Yes. It is.
>bullish newsletter writers in Investors Intelligence survey outstripping bearish ones by 3-to-1, the highest level since late 2022.
>the strength of the rebound is putting pressure on bears, leaving the market with one fewer accelerant as concern about the Federal Reserve’s war on inflation reasserts itself at a time when corporate earnings are forecast to drop for a third straight quarter.
>Large speculators, mostly hedge funds that saw their net short positions in S&P 500 swell to a record at the end of May, were busy unwinding bets in the following four weeks. Their bearish holdings fell by 226,000 contracts over the stretch, the largest drop since mid-2020, according to data from the Commodity Futures Trading Commission compiled by Bloomberg.
>“High bullish sentiment can be a caution flag,” said the president of Yardeni Research, whose bold call in January for a sustained equity advance proved prescient.
>In ETFs, short interest is near a three-year low based on its percentage of market value
>Count rules-based money managers among those who have been driven to snap up shares as the market marches higher. Systematic funds, including those that make asset allocations based on price momentum and volatility signals, were net buyers of $40 billion to $45 billion of global stocks in June, the Morgan Stanley team estimated, noting their purchases since January marked the second-fastest ever over any six-month period.

>>55659979
>but does someone have that graph of S&P short positions and how those bears are being forced to buy back this year
I saved this one yesterday.
Paints the same picture, I guess.
lol

>biggest military expansion in decades
>-13%
Lol

>>55658917
>>55659650
>has no problems with her legs touching the floor people walk with shoes on
Bet she does anal

>>55659985
As a bull almost never. As a bear you have to watch out. Time in the market beats timing the market only works for bulls.

>>55659977
Oh, so it was only in regards to banks. I thought they were saying for the general market.

>>55659980
Yeah, but credibility and trust should be completely gone. As with Goldman Sachs whrn they said Q4 2022 Oil +100$ and were completely wrong

>>55660061
>>55659980
And they didn't adjust til late 2022, despite most certainly being aware of the SPR release.

>>55659993
>core CPE is sticky as fuck
Yes, and then you also have pic related. The problem is that they will hike 25 bps and that's it... as if that does fucking anything.
Insane CPI for two years now and PPI has dropped considerably. They are squeezing the crap out of us. They will milk us and keep milking the consumer until consumer confidence actually starts decreasing... meaning in about a year.
High inflation is bullish and FED is too pussy to do anything about it, you know that. Every central bank out there is either too pussified or in some weird collusion to squeeze us fuckin dry

>>55660061
>Oil +100$
"Fair value" of oil is probably somewhere between $300 and $500.

>>55660075
Supply shocks over. Now we are stuck with the effects of tight labour market and high interest rates. Either labour has to give or interest rates will be forced to squeeze higher from wage demand spiral.

>>55660077
>

what is possessing people to buy c3 ai any recent buyers wanna tell me what you like beside the ticker

Just how low can Spotify drill? My shorts are feeling greedy

I just took a massive shit
Feeling pretty bullish lads

>>55659102
>sweaty pussy

Will BA have an oopsie poopsie like RTX did?

I love the stock market

Its been the best year as a bullish investor in so many years...so many years...blessed

Doubled my networth in the last 18 months, love you /smg/

>>55660125
its amazing how much better you feel after taking a massive shit
the whole world looks better

>12 day win streak, one off from record that happened just before the 80s crash
perma bull here but this is about to shit the bed isnt it?

>>55660133
BA already had the big oopsie a few years back when their planes were falling out of the sky

>>55659104
>most insane government spending in history
>chips act just getting started
>chip companies basically pay no taxes
too soon

>>55660134
2023 really has been great
The first few months was just me recovering my losses from the second half of 2022
but I really feel good about everything since May
I think we are headed for a great Bull run and everything is green

Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

>>55660101
Industry/Manufacturing jobs are getting cut while service sector is quite literally booming right now. People (zoomies/millenials) are getting into trades.
Wages are increasing and the labor market really is insanely tight... though, weirdly the job participation rate isn't really all that high... how ODD. "The only statistics I believe in are the ones that I falsified myself", a true classic.
We shall have to see how the economy plays out but one thing we know for certain is that there is nothing stopping this bull run. Not as long inflation is high and the rates are still so low.
>>55660019
Thanks, m8. This is exactly the image I was looking for. Bears are getting shr3kt

>>55660133
short Boeing
they dont have the knowledge on staff anymore to keep their planes operational
they outsource their software to India
they promote diversity hires instead of on merit
I have stopped flying
we are in serious trouble

>>55660146
Bullish. Sells more planes.

>>55660106
>>55660140
Did you know that after being shunned from Hollywood,
Kevin Spacey is nowadays starring in the role of Boris Pistorius, the German Federal Minister of Defence.

>>55660155
I heard this song while reading your post

>>55660134
>>55660150

Since I guess Janet is only going to sell short dated bonds forever, I guess this market can never, ever, go down again. I guess the play is to just absolutely rape the cattle (and non Wall Street banks) even harder now?

>>55660183
Nowadays, The Big Short almost seems fictional.

higher

>>55660161

Official Bull Run Alert

>>55660117
Haha ai go infinite growth

>>55660020
The smug bears in that wick are being trapped as we speak

>>55660213
yeah
lol

>>55660174
Yes boeing is garbage, the company has been gutted for the personal profit of the executives

>>55660134
>last 18 months. The stock market turned bullish 10 months ago.

>>55660155
man i heard that on the radio *constantly* back then

>>55660200
M8...

>just waiting for the meeting to start

Everything is fucked and the cattle will just watch it happen until the Weimarflation reduces them to selling their children on the streets. Businesses are gouging the consoomer like crazy, central banks are trapped in the debt ponzi, SHITS countries are dropping western currencies.

No idea what the point of some sudden spike then immediate DROOP is but BOIL is heading back up some again, like the WILD BOOKIN' BROONCOO that it is.

Higher for longer retard bobo. The pattern has failed. Go suck mike wilson's dick.
>only 5 points away on spx from beating ytd high

>short CVNA
>make money
pretty easy

>>55660236
laburr furz precipitation is a meaningless statistic

>>55660248
China is dropping us reserves because they have no other choice faced with a rapidly devaluing yuan otherwise as their debt to gdp is nearing 300% that means they must constantly print but doing so also erodes their manufacturing edge by higher wages.

>>55659160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAo5I5saSfo

How to teach business valuation according to Warren Buffett & Charlie Munger

>>55660180
>>55660231
TayTay could never

>>55660271
indeed, the bush alone would defeat TS

>>55660061
Funny you bring up Goldman Sachs

I'm still holding AQB

>>55660264
Pretty much all statistics are meaningless, m8. The only thing I believe in is what I see in front of me and sometimes not even that.
Just look around you, m8. People are working like crazy and wages really are improving quite tremendously, just enough to keep normies from second guessing all the inflationary data.
Oh yeah, this inflation is gonna be with us for a long time, which is insanely bullish. I hope you are buying MSFT x20

I just shorted FAANG, AMA.

>>55660255
i didnt read your post and i never will until you stop with low iq ta posting

>>55660282
I also like spreading misinfo.

sup /smg/,

i got really fucking drunk last night, and have been dragging ass all morning. what's new on the financial markets? are we still on pace to have the biggest recession since the 1930s in the fall?

>>55660317
Can't stop thinking about mike wilson's dick i see.
>>55660321
Yep SPX just went under 4,000.

>>55660300
>wages really are improving quite tremendously
Reminder that some dogshit elementary school dropout boomers had more buying power to their wages than uni graduates do now. Wages """"""""improving""""""" is extremely bearish for the average person.

there are BEARS in this VERY general that refuse to zoom out

>>55660300
>this inflation is gonna be with us for a long time, which is insanely bullish
very likely, yeah.

>>55660321
You think you have it bad? I sat on my arm rest last night and thought I broke my assbone. Then I woke up with a mild UTI due to the trauma caused on my prostate from the impact

>>55660349
I bought call options for sqqq

>>55660352
youre a nincompoop
its gonna be right back near 2% again within 2 months
and dont reply to me with something about how the numbers are fake and the government is lying, i dont have patience for schizos

>>55660300
We’re Zimbabwe now

>>55660349
They have ptsd from zooming out on their portfolio ytd's so they won't do it for tickers either.

>>55660349
You mean the inverse head and shoulder on the monthly S&P?

So do I sell my SOXL now and slurp it up again after it goes back down to 24

>>55660368
You have no idea bro. It's been burning when I piss for like 2 weeks strait. That's actually why I got drunk, i was drinking cranberry juice with vodka trying to get rid of my UTI, and now i'm just hung over and still have a UTI.

Now I'm just salty. Closed out too early on my position.

>>55660335
>extremely bearish for the average person
Which is extremely bullish for the stock market. Bro, I am talking about the market here. The market rarely reflects the state of economy (e.g., META and their terrible ass earnings).
You simply have to keep normies complacent and not to question things too much. Never you mind that the average consumer has been getting shafted ever since they abandoned the gold standard and ever since growth has severed its ties with wages.
All that is really really bullish since it means more profit and more growth. Keep normies on a healthy dose of loans and mortgages while we keep accelerating growth

Ironic how SPY will hit the resistance of 458-460 tomorrow right before the fed raises rates and the handle on the giant cup can form, it’s like they planned this out since 2022

>its another day of yields up dxy up stocks up

bears are so fucking retarded i swear.

>>55660431
Stfu

>>55660409
The pattern is quite aesthetic.

>>55660246
Queen of /smg/

>>55658917
>>55658929
Feet

>>55660442
Watch your tone here. We got a tranny jannie on the loose. Also buy twitter I guess because thats a publically tradable company.

>>55660409
That's a shoulder.

Microsoft is gonna rug so hard after close today it's gonna be hilarious

>>55660482
Based on what

>>55660498
Earnings

>>55660482
Would be kinda funny if it did but I doubt it

>>55659979
cream pie Lum butt

SoFi bros checkpoint.

>>55660498
hopium overdose

>>55660517
Kek me

/smg/ is so euphoric. If that's not a top signal then i don't know what is, bobros. Short Microsoft

>>55660295
lol me too, they actually retards tho for slowing the farm down like actuall degenerates

>>55660482
Imagine betting against the second most valuable company in the world and against the power of AI, lmaoooo.
>>55660510
Lum is not into that, bro. She prefers normal pies

Where are our resident tripFRIENDS? They usually post stock tickers and stay on topic and post stock tickers from the NYSE.

>>55660530
The inevitable steep downturn with emotionally stunt an entire generation of traders. All their bullishness will evaporate and they'll be left with nothing but a gambling addiction. Bobros will inherit the earth

>>55660498
niggers reading chicken bones
Verification not required.

>>55660530
If we fall it will Powell's doing not MSFT
Get out of your puts now idiot

>>55660530
I'm pretty sure 75% of the people here are bobo retards. Top signals are bot shills for stuff like garbage don or wsb tickers.

Should I take the hundred bucks from USO or keep holding? Any oil barons with nebulous conjectures about the state of the energy economy?

>>55660504
With MSFT they are actually putting a higher estimate than last time. Last Q it was 52B, now 55B, I think

>>55660534
drugging Lum and raping her butt until she enjoys it

>>55660559
top signal

>>55660320
I hate it
https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/AMC/price-target/

>>55660562
No harm in taking your profit and running. I think we go up significantly more but it would not surprise me if we need to consolidate a little soon or if FOMC scares the oil market.

>>55660576
Ok bobo, well are you going to buy the dip this time or no? You implying nothing will ever go up again or no? Do you even know how to make money on falling equities or no? Can you screen cap even one short position you own or no? Is spx 3200 good enough or no? Because SPX under 3k isn't possible ever again.

>>55660530
i recommend shorting nvda, ideally with leverage

>>55660155
She deserved a much better fate.

>>55660549
right, any day now, in two more weeks, its inevitable, save us bobo!

where are we on the timeline?
oh yes, it never changes and never happens

>>55660610
bro, you misspelled CVNA

>>55660257
Premiums are retarded expensive for this exact reason. It’s hardly worth buying puts on.

>>55660616
top signal

Why is nobody ever talking about this guy? He's always on point and the stocks he mentions go up 30% at minimum within a month after he mentions them. He almost never misses.

>>55660615
dying in your sleep from a massive aneurism isnt the worst way to go

>>55660643
literal who

>>55660644
Checked. Too young though.

>>55660605
All no. Except making money on falling equities. 3200 is ok.
Oil gonna hit 80 today. They want it.

>>55660643
>everyone knows who the fuck this faggot is

>>55660539
Think one got jannie'd for posting hambeasts

>>55660666
certainly too young
52 is waaaay too young
and she was already a widow at that point (her husband died in 1996)

>>55660643
Who's the magic brown man?

>>55660654
>>55660677
Royce Jakob. His language in his video is a bit corny but it's as I say. He spots hype cycles on stocks very early on so you can ride them to their peak.

>>55660539
the only tickers needed are
BOIL
KOLD
UNG
Verification not required.

>Visa nearing ATH
>Visa earnings AMC

>>55660669
wagmi fren either side i just like to have fun here

>>55660736
:D
I hope wagmi, I just want the market to be rational and go up and down.

>UPST

Crude about to break $80 and my oil stocks are still near 52 week lows

>>55660720
Are you really buying these or just shitposting?

>>55660766
both but if you've paid attention you'll know that i'm not buying any more BOIL unless it hits another good dip and am holding what i have until Oct, am buying UNG on relative dips and willing to sell it periodically on good enough rips, and buying bits of KOLD at BOIL peaks to sell on BOIL dips.

>>55660790
>>55660790
>>55660790

We pump based on what again?

>>55660783
Ok thanks very much

>>55660908
just bought 3 shares of KOLD in fact

>>55660295
I'm still holding CSWFF.

All the things from last 5 days stink hard.
>rumor about dish + amazon prime is going to launch on 25th
>normal ad banner appears for 1hour when searching for boost infinite sim on amazon without any mention of prime+dish
>goes away
>earnings in couple of days
>lotto option players joined the chat calling for 10$ today because they saw job opening

All this noise can be just about Boost starting their campaign on Amazon without any Prime connection. Its looks like a distribution on the chart.

First the innovators,then the imitators,then the idiots (option players).

Shit can get volatile real quick.

Personally im out and waiting for FOMC,ECB,BOJ, and earnings.
Rumor discarded.

See ya fags after earnings.

>>55660860
i boughted