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What stops you from adding years of consultancy work experience (under NDA) to your resume?

>> No.55657810

>>55657778
Is he okay?

>> No.55657819

>>55657810
Yeah he's fine, he chose it. He's happy

>> No.55657841

>>55657778
Is it immoral to eat them if they do this, according to vegetarians?

>> No.55657850

>>55657778
Nothing I actually stole a lot of ideas from my former employers and create competing products.

>> No.55657851

>>55657850
Based
>>55657778
Already have 3 years experience as a consultant

>> No.55657856

>>55657819
>this is the future he chose

>> No.55657865

>>55657810
he's better than any one of us, anon

>> No.55657871

>>55657851
Also don’t forget to compile the personal contacts of all the existing customers before leaving your employer.

>> No.55657875
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55657875

Can I put whole Coiner on my Resume?

>> No.55657877

>>55657875
>when slurpbros surprise the crab

>> No.55657880
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55657880

Also want to put that I have more than 84 Litecoin on my resume. Would be under "crypto fund analysis"or something akin to that

>> No.55657884

Goodbye krill world

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55657913

>>55657884
Six krillion?
Shrimply unbelievable.

>> No.55658074

As a tech consultant I feel like a I'm just a digital factory worker, I don't know how to explain it. I'm basically easily replaceable if they wanted to.

>> No.55658096

>>55658074
consultants are liability shields, 95% of the things you do are standardized and the remaining 5% at your discretion are done specifically so the company/client can blame you if something goes wrong

>> No.55658105

>>55657880
Wtf… the symbolism…

>> No.55658691

>>55658074
Same lol

>> No.55659065

>>55657913
Kek, why, of all things, do shrimp jokes make me laugh so much?

>> No.55659421

>>55657850
>>55657851
Based I am looking to do this but want to build a list of happy testimonials on Upwork first

>> No.55659585

>>55657913
>>55659065
Fucking cringe kill yourselves immediately your genes absolutely need to be removed, this isn't even glancing the realm of a chuckle let alone humor.

>> No.55659681

>>55657880
Even when a crab is being boiled he still slurps
Words of wisdom

>> No.55659785

>>55657880
this is pretty wild
I guess it doesn't know it's dying, and it's just enjoying the food

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>>55657778
based lobster

>> No.55659850

>>55657913
not so shrimple now, is it?

>> No.55659868

>>55657875
Mirin jaw strength

>> No.55659900

>>55659585
>this isn't even glancing the realm of a chuckle let alone humor.
not our fault your humor has been shrimpaired anon

>> No.55659905

>>55659785
Every time we eat we are also dying and just enjoying our food, Anon

>> No.55661082

>>55657880
I specifically love videos of crustacean cruelty. Wouldnt enjoy seeing videos of any other animal dying. I think its because theyre so alien and unexpressive

>> No.55661128

>>55659905
Oh

>> No.55661251

>>55657875
slurpbro looks so chill and happy