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>> No.55646216
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>>55646205
>2024 election Biden somehow gets 112% of the vote

>> No.55646272
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I'm selling into CDs. High yield dividends are going to keep tanking and growth stocks are stalling.

>> No.55646282
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FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE

https://youtu.be/5Wqw1WY4mw4
https://youtu.be/5Wqw1WY4mw4
https://youtu.be/5Wqw1WY4mw4

>> No.55646283
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Based Vermont

>> No.55646291

going to be mildly upset if Jerome doesn't manage do anything to stocks but oil uses FOMC to shit its pants again

>> No.55646306

>>55646282
No way you waited 2 hours for that train exercise bike anon

>> No.55646320

>>55646205
NAPOOPOO

>> No.55646340
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>Be Home Depot wagie
>Got told a new hire will be my coworker today
>Go to meet her in aisle
>See new girl
>She turns head around, looks pretty cute and slim from behind
>Turns whole body around
>Has a big fupa belly roll between bellybutton and vagina, upper front part of thighs are rather pudgy fat too
>Somehow skinny everywhere else, even ass is petite

Anons, I'm gonna invest in a lot of medical stocks from now on, women are getting fatter by the day. Not that I'm complaining, more cushion for pushin' ya know?

>> No.55646345
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also friendly reminder that we are in a bubble that's slowly but surely gonna pop this year

>> No.55646424

>>55646282
Did you get any give-aways at the baseball game?
I won't invest in a ticket to any sports event unless they're giving out free shit.
Some day, these bobble heads will be worth money

>> No.55646437
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>>55646340
is that fiery but mostly peaceful mob still here?

>> No.55646439

>>55646282
tfw you are both of the first 2 chad posters (Little House/Elvis)

>> No.55646445
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>>55646439
shit, forgot picrel

>> No.55646489

>>55646345
They said that last time and nothing happened.

>> No.55646495

>>55646445
He truly was a beautiful man all the way though his hamchad days

>> No.55646498

>>55646437
I hate boomers but they did nothing wrong.

>> No.55646501

>>55646345
it may not be so slowly once it actually starts

>> No.55646513

>>55646495
it's pretty weird that he died on the toilet and his daughter died of a small bowel obstruction.

>> No.55646521
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>>55646340
Fat girls are horrible, not because their body shape, but rather their bo. There is nothing that will kill my boner faster than the bo of an unhealthy girl.

>> No.55646555
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I don’t want to work until my 60s when I’m half dead. Then I’m allowed to
cash out my retirement accounts

>> No.55646568

>>55646555
I became a stay at home son in my early 20s. best decision of my life. Now People just give me money for free

>> No.55646656
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How do I profit off of my dad being the biggest fucking retard I have ever met in my life?

>> No.55646688

>>55646656
As an addendum: if this is what the typical boomer mindset is like, then holy shit we are so fucked as a country. These people are mentally 12 years old. This is financial advice.

>> No.55646694

>>55646555
If you manage to buy the bottom of the next correction with TECL or TQQQ you wont have to wait til 60 to have fuck you money

>> No.55646706

Ready for a new week of trading. I'm feeling good about it.

>> No.55646734
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>>55646656
My father also fits this description and I have as yet been unable to profit in any capacity from the situation.

>> No.55646763

>>55646345
You could do the same graph with the 7 worst performing stocks

>> No.55646801
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how do you profit from this

>> No.55646831

>>55646801
Did they say what motivated the change?

>> No.55646841

>>55646656
>>55646734
to be fair, you have to be pretty fucking stupid to willingly want to raise a child in this country

>> No.55646864

>>55646801
>reducing weight on ai stocks that propped up the current market
oh yeah thats a ..... bullish signal i've ever seen one.

>> No.55646872

>>55646801
>+ 0.4% pepsico
bullish

>> No.55646890

had about enough

>> No.55646930

>>55646345
that's not a new paradigm
that's just the paradigm

>> No.55646933

>>55646801
Might as well buy any old ETF if they're doing 'special re-balances', they disgrace the hallowed halls of indexing

>> No.55646934
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>>55646205
>pee pee township

>> No.55646938

>>55646801
based NASDAQ dumping overpriced tranny stocks for index holders

>> No.55646940

>>55646801
it should be illegal to have so much weight in aapl, makes aapl's problems everyone's problems and turning everyone into iFaggots somehow a good thing

>> No.55646956

Does QQQ (and by extension SQQQ) rebalance to match the NASDAQ?

>> No.55646989

Bros, I'm gonna keep shorting Disney stocks.

Snow White will be a total bomb.
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1683296521624727552

>> No.55646995

>>55646989
snow white unironically made the normies at my place of work openly racist

>> No.55647000

>>55646956
>...designed to seek
to track the investment results, before fees and expenses, of the NASDAQ-100 Index ®
Your prospectus reps...

>> No.55647023

>>55646995
even women?

>> No.55647033
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>>55646345
>on /biz/
>ask any cryptard what crypto does that gold or other assets can't
>literally nothing
Meanwhile AI already has applications.
AI gen art and music are already happening.

pic rel

>> No.55647041

>>55647033
IIRC aren't there people already complaining that shit like chatGPT and AI art creation has been getting a lot worse lately?

I bet we will get an AI winter later on.

>> No.55647042
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>>55646345
I would find this narrative more compelling if practically all other stock indexes worldwide weren't also either at or near recent highs. Nikkei, Dax, Indian Nifty Fifty, Australian 200, FTSE 100, etc. You cannot say with a straight face that every single one of these indexes is being held up by 7 large US tech stocks

>> No.55647048

What are some good stocks to invest in that's related to birth rates? Think I will be shorting and loading on puts.

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1682941251455275008

>> No.55647082

>>55646763
AMZN,AAPL, MSFT and GOOGL are not on the list of the 7 best performing stocks in the S&P500 YTD

>> No.55647085
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> premarket

Keep shorting tesla bobros and you wgmi

>> No.55647114

>INVESTORS SHOCKED AS CHEAP CHINESE MARKET FALLS APART, HANG SENG DROPS 2%

>> No.55647115

>>55647048
>stocks ... related to birth rates
all of them, every last one, it's all a ponzi scheme

>> No.55647124
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>>55646205
Wheat is on yeet

>> No.55647135

>>55647124
>WHEAT SURGES AS SATELLITE IMAGERY CONFIRMS SPECULATORS DEPLOYING ANTI-SHIP MINES OFF PORT OF ODESSA

>> No.55647157
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>>55647114
Quite insane. China's GDP only grew 6% vs. expected 7% and everything is suddenly falling apart, wtf? I am still waiting for those massive stimulus packages they will announce this or next week

>> No.55647168

>>55647157
They just, in their roundabout Chink commie way, said that stimulus isn't happening. "Private capital" must step in or some such.

>> No.55647177
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>>55647168
What in hell is their goal then? To crash the economy and the commodity market? To buy up all copper as it keeps crashing?
China is already significantly behind when it comes to advanced tech and semis and that gap will only get bigger as the US eclipses everyone in that field as from next year
China needs to step up

>> No.55647190

>>55647033
>>ask any cryptard what crypto does that gold or other assets can't
I'm still waiting for my bank to clear some payments so this is bullshit. You can complain about BTC being slow but not LTC or some others. 99% are copypasta scams though.
Also chainlink.
But this is not the thread.

>> No.55647270

>French and german PMI suck
>Markets pump
At this point this isn't a market anymore.
Nothing to do with forwardlooking anymore, since it's decreasing steadily for months, unless Mumu's buy 1 year too early.

>> No.55647282

>>55647157
why are we pretending their numbers matter when they recently revised their population count by over a hundred million people just 5 years ago?

>> No.55647319
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>>55647270
>German industrial PMI turned out 38.8, lower than the expected 41
>Service PMI also unexpectedly decreased
It's summer and their service PMI is decreasing, wtf?
Also, those PMI numbers we just got for Europe suck balls. Aren't these numbers lower than during Covid?
What the hell is their goal? Make ourselves even more dependent on China and the US? You kill the industry, you kill the country.
Of course the index pumps on this data though... of course. It means the bottom is getting closer, haha right?
This week both the FED and ECB will chicken out by either pausing or implementing a pathetic 25 bps hike and the markets advance to a new ATH. Fugg fundamentals

>> No.55647322
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>>55647033
>AI gen art

>> No.55647323

>>55647270
wonder if markets are just going full retard with the pumps in the event we get another 1929 happening this year?

>> No.55647325
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>>55647270
Looks bullish to me. All other data seems fine but the data regarding industry really does show signs of a massive slowdown

>> No.55647366

>>55647319
Both will hike, but this market is legit driving on no data anymore. It's pure speculation and greed. All indices should trade lower

>>55647323
I don't even expect a 1929 anymore. Never really did, just a "return to normal" at least a slight bit. At least for the time when rates are higher and most data suggest a downturn, especially for EU. But it doesn't matter. It's all US driven. Seen it so many times the last weeks, DAX and CAC move harder on US data. EU data is being ignored or bad data even leads to pumps like today (although I'm sure it isn't causation, it probably would have happened anyways, but it makes it even more obvious that it doesn't matter).

>>55647325
>looks bullish to me
What doesn't?

>> No.55647368
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>>55646340
Sounds like "corsitol belly" or Cushing's Syndrome.

>> No.55647396

>>55647368
kek its even weirder since she didn't look like that at all.

I'd say its more some fat hormonal belly trait.

Anyway;
>futures
https://youtu.be/D9-voINFkCg

>> No.55647401
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>>55647366
>It's pure speculation and greed
Well, it is understandable since the market has been running on steroids ever since 2020 because??? Well, because the market got used to the banks bailing out the system by giga printing. That insane amount of money is where? Corporations and the stock market.
And now that we are "nearing the top of the hiking cycle" (which I don't believe btw but that's another matter), the market is once again getting greedy for the printer to get switched on again.
Plus extremely high core inflation and falling PPI in Europe ultimately translates to significantly higher profits. The greediness will continue until profits take a significant toll, which I just can't see happening this year.
This fully rational market will continue at least another 6 months.
The one and only thing that could bomb the markets right now is if MSFT and NVDA utterly miss on their earnings and their guidance is crap (which 99% will not happen)

>> No.55647405
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I'm shorting the nasdaq

>> No.55647424
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>>55647405
That's a mistake

>> No.55647429

>>55646340
How do you choose healthcare stocks? I like the sector but can't analyze it. There is no brand loyalty and no visibility in future developmemts. Anyone could have the next blockbuster drug cooking.

>> No.55647435
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I don't understand how that NASDAQ rebalance works. Can someone explain it to me? Will that make the big companies like Apple and Microsoft dump a bit so their weight is not more than 15%, all while it makes the smaller ones pump? If so, it doesn't change the index points, but how is it fair for those holding these companies individually? And if it doesn't make them dump or pump, what black magic is at play?
Sorry I have single digit IQ

>> No.55647441
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>>55647424
I know
I'm doing this so the market will pump

just watch, we'll pump 2% on market open because of my actions

>> No.55647489

>sold most of my tech holdings while they were green
>averaged down TSLA
>TSLA is now 20% of my folio
>it'a the only thing still down in premarket
Fug :DDD

>> No.55647504

>>55646205
Good morning sers I have PLTR (15) and COIN (85) puts 30 days out.

>> No.55647520
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AMERICAN PATRIOTS ARE REQUIRED TO HOLD SHARES OF LOCKHEED https://youtu.be/6iOjLh98Deo

>> No.55647537

>>55647435
it could cause red in those prices since its a lot of selling to rebalance. the nasdaq has rules on its allocation, it cant too much of each company. its not fair but its part of the indexes prospectus/rules

>> No.55647613
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i just vividly imagined farting uproariously whilst making direct intense eye contact with everyone in this thread. That's what I think of all of you and you crappy ponzi stocks.
*poot*

>> No.55647619
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>>55647613

>> No.55647621

DAX doing EXACTLY again what I said several times last week. Again it went right for the resistance ~16204-207, which my market maker each day refreshes. Today I thought for a moment it wouldn't reach it, but it still managed to. This runs completely on bots.

Also OIL going higher and staying higher, August CPI will suck. No rate cuts.
Imagine, Oil at 77$ despite higher rates and allegedly low demand by china. Where would it go with rate cuts? Back to 90? They can't possibly let that happen again.

>> No.55647647

>>55647424
>>55647405
There was literally a post showing that they are reducing the weight it has on the market so shorting it would be the most logical thing to do.

>> No.55647665

hello i was in the old thread

>> No.55647675
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>>55647621
Inflation went up last month in the EU. Most likely, inflation will drop this month on account of the cheap electricity (people taking vacation). On the other hand, the core inflation is sure to rise. Insanely bullish and means higher profits.
Oil demand is still very much strong despite the FUD that the media is trying to flood into the market.
The only and only way this market tanks is if FAANG takes a hit. Prove me wrong, pro tip... you literally cannot.
And if you think DAX is rigged, then check out the stupidly retarded OMX (Swedish index). Fuckin hate trading that

>> No.55647699

X.com

it's time

>> No.55647700

>>55647675
>FAANG takes a hit
I shorted it last week. FAANG also isn't an indicator for that. It's quite the opposite almost, as if they take money out of FAANG and immediately put into into whatever different thing.

>> No.55647724
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>>55647700
Big tech is driving the market. Big tech starts hurting, the entire market starts hurting. MSFT will beat tomorrow and the entire market will soar like an eagle.
And since European indices closely follow the US ones, they will soar as well, despite our shitty economic data

>> No.55647727

>China's Politburo: We will boost car and electronic product consumption.

>> No.55647751

> TSLA

Kek baggies . This meme stock is going back to $120

>> No.55647777
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First thing in the morning and I'm sitting out on the balcony of my condo trying to enjoy my first cup of coffee and now the wage cucks are starting to scurry around. It's so annoying. They're so fucking disgusting

>> No.55647789
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>ENR 0.06%

Just a few centuries more and I'll make it.

>> No.55647793
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SLURP TSLY

>> No.55647820

>>55647724
>Domino's Pizza missed revenue estimates
lmao

>> No.55647902

tempted to buy in today for some plays.

>> No.55647996

Thinking about buying a few grand of ASML as a long term hold. They're basically the only provider of cutting edge semiconductor manufacturing equipment, so it feels like betting on them is a good way to bet broadly on computing/AI/etc. Also it seems like most other companies that I would consider here (e.g. Nvidia) would get fucked if Taiwan gets invaded, whereas ASML should see demand spike and big profits. Am I being retarded?

>> No.55647997

AAAAH ALGOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING (EU). This market is so fake.

>> No.55648026

>>55647401
>Chicken Man!!!!!
>Skipping leg day.
Bro's arms are as thick as his legs.

>> No.55648046

tupperware wtf

>> No.55648050

>>55647997
dax going to vwap is jsut trapping the sellers

>> No.55648063
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>>55646345
not only that but the pe ratio and the shiller ratio are as bad as it was before the 2008 crash, the covid crash, and the 2000 decade crab

even the buffet index is climbing to 2 σ

>> No.55648072

>>55648050
Wtf was that retard pump?

>> No.55648086
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time to dust off an old webm

>> No.55648091

>>55648086
based and this is why you hold market weight pilled

>> No.55648097

>>55647996
It's not retarded but what you said is public knowledge and therefore already priced in.

>> No.55648105

you guys ready?

https://www.reuters.com/markets/funds-build-biggest-short-dollar-position-since-march-2021-mcgeever-2023-07-24/

>> No.55648108

>>55648091
The vast majority of people here and participating in the markets in general have not held investments in a world pre-dating the 2008 ZIRP and stimulus policies

>> No.55648139

>>55648108
For the most part I think they are okay except most people are ignoring international stocks

>> No.55648174

is fomc something to worry about??

thinken of buying back in but i dont wanna get insta rekt

>> No.55648194
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If I were a trend following trader I'm pretty sure I would short the current trajectory of my life

>> No.55648195
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>>55648174
If they announce pivot or pause we dump; if they skip or hike we pump.

>> No.55648196

>>55648174
Yes

>> No.55648204

>>55648195
>>If they announce pivot or pause we dump
PRICED IN

>> No.55648207

>>55648195
I wonder why, do people go long on bonds when the pivot occurs?

>> No.55648214

>>55648097
Yes this is definitely true, but since I don't have any inside information this is true of any trade I make. My actual goal is to increase my risk profile a little by moving some of my portfolio out of index funds, and "don't be retarded" is probably the highest bar I can reasonably aim for. I think I will pull the trigger on ASML.

>> No.55648223

>>55648195
didnt they already pause?

>> No.55648228

>>55648207
If interest rates are going to fall then you buy bonds that have high rates "locked in".


>>55648204
Ebin! Well memed friend :)

>> No.55648231

>>55647699
It's not a bank, yet.

>> No.55648236

>>55648223
No, last time he skipped and said further rate hikes were likely. Pause means two consecutive months with no hikes IIRC.

>> No.55648242

when is powell speaking about rates again?

>> No.55648303

>>55648195
There won’t be a confirmed pause until October. Core CPI and Core PCE are still red hot and show no signs of coming down. Powell will do his two more rate hikes and then sit and wait at least 6 months to see if they do anything

>> No.55648309

>>55648242
Today, tomorrow, yesterday, and next friday.

>> No.55648325

Haha why did it all go red? Are we going to get heemed again haha

>> No.55648332

>>55648325
What are you talking about you schizo

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now I just need Brent above the 200 dma

>> No.55648368

Is Tesla dumping again today?

>> No.55648399
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55648399

>germany bends the knee
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-24/germany-readies-20-billion-in-aid-to-bolster-chip-production?srnd=premium#xj4y7vzkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9vbmn0tzjY

>> No.55648401

>>55648303
As it stands the "cooling of inflation" is not really true as its just the supply shock of energy prices from Ukraine normalizing. All other catergories aside from energy are still running 4-5% especially core which as are implying is extremely sticky and only a hard landing will drop core cpi.

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>>55646282
>liked and subscribed

>> No.55648431

>>55648399
gay
The germans should be making their own chips. What about all the muh german engineering bullshit?

>> No.55648435

Soooo what should I buy?

>> No.55648439

>>55648435
mattel

>> No.55648455

TSLA bros...wtf.

>> No.55648463

>>55648435
BOIL, gas is turning around.
Its a good opportunity for a quick flip when it reaches 3.00 this week

>> No.55648485

taking some energy drink to get my braincell firing

>> No.55648495

only a few weeks ago the oil market was in doomer mode and people were expecting $50 or less and now it's all roses and sunshine. Fuck this fake and gay market.

>> No.55648501

>>55648431
Germany still makes a lot of heavy industry stuff(pumps, compressors, generating equipment), not so much for electronics I guess.

>>55648435
Put the weekly earnings reports on the dartboard and let er rip

>> No.55648502
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>>55648399
odd output for my prompt as well but it seems to fit better than what i was going for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

>> No.55648506

The fucking market is being fake and gay. #Fake&Gay

>> No.55648517

My bags are pumping bros

>> No.55648520

Who bought the dip friday?

>> No.55648523

>>55648426
thanks anon

>> No.55648547

Yo guys.. Oil is nearing 78.. wtf... August CPI will get heemed.

>> No.55648558

>>55647157
It grew 6% because last year's growth was so anemic, compared to the previous quarter it only grew 0.8% and that's why people are freaking out, especially since it seems like their economy's only gotten weaker since then. There's growing consensus that they won't hit 5% growth this year, maybe not even hit 4%, and this was supposed to be their breakout recovery year BEFORE they started slowing down in the long-term. Most economists already agreed that 5%+ growth wouldn't be possible after this year either and they're already revising future projections down. This is coming off the heels of increasingly frayed relations between them and the West too causing more protectionist policies to be put in place.

I'm not saying it's actually over, China has plenty of room to grow still and there are ways they could still stimulate things at least in the short-term, but it's easy to see why investors are growing increasingly wary.

>> No.55648560
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55648560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ay2_tG_Ahw

>> No.55648564
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>>55648520
Me and I am afraid

>> No.55648570

>>55648558
Guess the world needs a new "happening" to boost the economy

>> No.55648588

>>55648547

>release ze SPR

>> No.55648618

>>55648517
just like friday’s pre market…

>> No.55648624

>>55648588
Won't help anymore I'd guess. Just delaying the inevitable.

>> No.55648630

>>55648520
i bought the dip but it keeps on dipping

>> No.55648631

>>55646272
Smart

>> No.55648638

Where my fellow knife catchers at???

>> No.55648641

>>55646437
I met that guy at church in st louis

>> No.55648647
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>>55648638
right here waiting for SPY 200

>> No.55648648

>>55648570
>boost the economy
such innocence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI

>> No.55648652

>>55646513
Shit ways to die

>> No.55648658
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55648658

Anyone trading futures before 8am and after 230pm is as useless as a nigger at a tanning parlor. last night and this morning NATGAS was down some, but NYMEX BTFOd those faggots. More often it's the opposite where they take it back down. I didn't get to buy any more BOIL so far, it's already pumping, but did pick up a small amount of KOLD at the peak of the BOIL spike. I'll buy more of it when BOIL gets a good bit higher, and will sell it on BOIL dips, but will not sell one hair of BOIL until October.

>> No.55648668

>>55647177
>goal
They're a retarded communist country, collapsing is their natural endpoint

>> No.55648676

>>55647282
This, can't believe pundits and normies blindly accept China's numbers

>> No.55648682

>short AMC at 6
Dare I?

>> No.55648684

>>55647323
This is the feeling I get. This market is one big exit pump

>> No.55648699

nasdaq is jsut dead lol everybody awaits the opening

>> No.55648704
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predict market open

>> No.55648712

>>55648704
-4% by market close at best with every trading day going down another -4% until the end of the year

>> No.55648713

>>55648704
The market isn't going to open today because there's going to be a false flag alien invasion to take the heat away from Biden's bribery/money laundering/extortion thing.

>> No.55648717
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>>55648682
i'd advise you to do not touch anything wsb related.

>> No.55648720

>>55648704
Bulls Gone Wild!
Everything up, for no discernable reason
this will continue until it doesnt

>> No.55648721

Why does Tesla keep going down.


My MOOOOONEY

>> No.55648723

the 15min chart of sp500 is perfect

>> No.55648729
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>>55648704
Fucking dogshit like every Monday, then slowly better, then dogshit again Wednesday, then ok Thursday, then a dogshit Friday.

>> No.55648732

>>55648704
mr snib funhouse

>> No.55648745
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>>55648713
No Aliens ever misappropriated my tax dollars

>> No.55648747

>>55648704
Probably the opposite of whatever seems like is going to happen

>> No.55648749
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55648749

>portfolio margin enabled
>safety off

>> No.55648767

>>55648704
crab all day long

>> No.55648792

Preliminary PMI data is going to be released just in time to create a morning dip, this isn't one of the dips you're going to want to buy because we are so late in the cycle that shit's just going to get fucked, and then there's the whole correction and pain cycle. I would be buying things that would do better in this environment where things are doing worse than they were before.

>> No.55648796
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.55648797

WTFWT?!

>> No.55648798

What the fuck was that

>> No.55648801
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55648801

It's over

>> No.55648803

wut de fuck is dis

>> No.55648806
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>> No.55648813

>>55648796
Perfect.

>> No.55648815

TOTAL BEAR DEATH

>> No.55648817

JUST

>> No.55648822

>>55648801
It hasnt even begun

>> No.55648830

who the fuck said BOIL was pumping?
BOIL is down 1.2575

>> No.55648833

russell is red others green, interesting

t. russell enjoyer

>> No.55648836

Oh cool I can’t wait for this pump to completely evaporate by 10:00.

>> No.55648856

nasdaq goal is testin 15650

>> No.55648857

>>55648836
That's what I'm waiting for. Too sudden for me to trust especially this week.

>> No.55648861

actually now I'm glad Elon took my TWTR shares private considering what this absolute retard is doing with it

>> No.55648867
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55648867

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>> No.55648871

Posco earnings leaked? lol

>> No.55648882

CVNA going to start pumping hard again. I have a crystal ball

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55648884

>>55646205

>> No.55648887

>>55648796
very based

>> No.55648891
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55648891

Don’t mind me, just DISH being up AGAIN
26% for the month by the way

>> No.55648894
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55648894

Soooooooooo, recession cancelled? Or will it free fall when Biden spikes the finish when he loses the election cycle

>> No.55648896

>>55648882
cramer said to sell it...

>> No.55648897
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55648897

>>55648086
>>55648086
>>55648086
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's already 181%

>> No.55648901

sup guys. share with a newbie some of your stocks, what are you holding? what are you prophecies? what do you think will make you rich?
i am holding MSFT but i am not sure if i should hold or sale.

>> No.55648903
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55648903

So wait, NASDAQ retardedly dumped on Friday only for it to massively rally today? These fuckin movements... we can't have a +0.5% anymore right? Nah, anything below 1% is effectively considered null. Fuckin market on steroids

>> No.55648913
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55648913

Who carnivalcorp here?

>> No.55648918

I was at 12k in my 401k las year as a teacher. Just checked it after maximizing my contribution and its now at 25k!

i'm not as broke but I am still -50k in the market

>> No.55648919

$500 liquid cash rn what do

>> No.55648921

Why is crypto fucking dumping when the stock market is approaching ATH overall and many tech stocks are already making new ATH?

>> No.55648924
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>>55648901
Cannabis

>> No.55648926
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>>55648919
I'll take it.

>> No.55648927

i bought back in. im ready to get bogged now

>> No.55648929

>>55648919
cram it

>> No.55648932

>>55648901
40% of my portfolio is QQQ
40% of my portfolio is SPY
The other 20% is split up in things I think are moving, ARKK, BOIL, SOXL, NVDA, COIN and cash

>> No.55648934

Look at that, the market is already starting to ween a bit. The FOMO was pretty strong at open.

>> No.55648937
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>>55648830
>he doesn't already have a bunch at a much lower price
pic is me on stage and (You) in the crowd

>> No.55648938

ayy lmao that 2% drop on SOXL in one candle

>> No.55648939
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55648939

> NASDAQ

kek

>> No.55648943
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55648943

>>55648934
Ween, you say?

>> No.55648947

>>55648897
>meanwhile international is 50% on sale
how long can american large cap growth bulls sustain? we're at 15 years now

>> No.55648955

>>55646205
There's a town in Georgia called Cumming, but "butts" is the most lewd sounding name?

>> No.55648961
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>>55648939

>> No.55648962

Can TSLA break $270? I need to get out lol.

>> No.55648965

>>55648943
BASED
A
S
E
D

Verification not required

>> No.55648966
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>>55648947
You assume if America drops international won't?

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>>55648901
Honestly, you cannot go wrong with MSFT. The big tech like Apple, MSFT, Broadcom, and so on will always outperform the index and 99% of people here

>> No.55648975

This is that morning dip I was telling you guys about, however you don't want to buy this one because it's going to be a double dipper.

>> No.55648980

>>55648966
international stock is trading like small cap and value at the moment

>> No.55648982

>>55648975
oh shit, now this just hurts my feelings

>> No.55648985

TIMBER

>> No.55648986
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>>55648962
not with "x" just around the corner
I'm also bagged at 274

>> No.55648989
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> from +0.3% to -0.3%

Bobros...

>> No.55648995

>>55648986
Is that fucker really doing x.com?

>> No.55649000
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55649000

Collapse when?

>> No.55649006
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/ZW bros based Putin pumping our bags

>> No.55649009
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55649009

SPY breaking 200 MA support on multiple (short term) time frames. Well I'll see you anons tomorrow.

>> No.55649013

>>55646282
>I hate trains
Stay strong, Trains is a tough job.

>> No.55649016

They literally announced that they were redistributing the mega cap weights to smaller ones. This dip in the nasdaq should come to no ones surprise.

>> No.55649017

>>55648995
>>55648986
TSLA will be renamed to Xmobile

>> No.55649026
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55649026

>>55648995
today's the start

>> No.55649029

>>55649006
Poor piggos

>> No.55649037

>Airline stocks all going down at the same time
The fuck is this about

>> No.55649041
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Bought a SQQQ call into that pump and so far I'm not completely retarded for it

>> No.55649048

>>55649000
When the fed pivots, exit all markets

>> No.55649053

>Our systems are experiencing a temporary interruption. Please try again in a few minutes.

brehs my broker is bogged too

>> No.55649055

>>55647489
Yeah I got fucked holding through earnings. I didnt expect it to dump this bad tho. I'm not selling at loss and confident it will make new ATH eventually so I'll just set and alert and ignore it.

>> No.55649057
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>>55649000
Not soon enough for you to make money.

>> No.55649059
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55649059

>premarket: 7.4% up
>market opens: 0.17% up

>> No.55649061

>>55649037
new china flu getting priced in. this one causes temporary psychosis

>> No.55649062
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55649062

shortedTSLA shorted NFLX and short AMD last friday. You dont know how i am eating good rn

> Not required

>> No.55649072

>>55649037
Actually scratch that it's literally any stock even remotely related to travel but there's no negative news right now that would effect travel, the fuck is this

>> No.55649082

>>55649048
can you explain what this pivot entails? Some specific statement or action?

>> No.55649088
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>>55649072
WW3

>> No.55649090
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55649090

>>55648972
>>55648924
>>55648932


thanks you guys - you gave me some food for thought!
i hope you have a pleasant day. and happy earning.

t. some anon.

>> No.55649100
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55649100

>set buy order for SQQQ at 17.75
>hits 17.78 then goes parabolic

>> No.55649101

>>55649072
could be end of summer pricing as travel winds down, as well as oil being up

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55649108

>>55649072
>BA up
Suck it, nerds.

>> No.55649130

>>55649082
When they start lowering interest rates. I wouldn't expect this in 2023 unless something bad happens in the fall/winter.

>> No.55649139

why is shit going back up? bobros i didn’t even cum yet.

>> No.55649144
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55649144

>>55649059

>> No.55649147

>>55649130
They won't cut this mid 2024 or later. Everthing else would be stupid and they'd lose face more than they already did.

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>>55649013
Kek

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>>55649108
BASED GAANER
I miss my BA but sold everything for BOIL Friday before last and last Monday. BA had a lot of surprise kick ass days.

>> No.55649173

Buddy, you realize we'll be 4400 by this Friday, right?
Buddy, you realize that this week = earnings big misses + Fed hike with more forward guidance of increases to come + Nasdaq rebalancing?
>How could this have happened?!??!
>How could this happen to me!?!!?
^ soon to be you

>> No.55649178
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55649178

It’s just another bill flag isn’t it?

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>>55649173

>> No.55649184

trying to make another buy. dunno will it get triggered.

>> No.55649194
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>>55649173
>Fed hike
Long since priced in
>earnings big misses
No way MSFT misses. You can bet on many things but MSFT/Apple missing? Nah, just no.
As much as I want the markets to dump, I just don't see it happening

>> No.55649199
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55649199

>>55649169
WE GANE

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>>55649181
When we are at 4400 by the end of the week, I will remind you of this post
This is the biggest week of the year. 48% of S&P500 reports this week. This isn't your normal "OMG YOU'RE NOT HEDGED???"
Not only does S&P500 report, we get Fed decision + Nasdaq rebalancing.
You will regret your hubris.

>> No.55649215

>>55649178
Oh geez, Will, I can't read these. Give it to me in English.

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>>55649211
I'll repost this friday at the bell ty.

>> No.55649238

>>55649184
it just keeps going up and im not in it. reeeee

>> No.55649243

>>55649211
nothing ever happens

>> No.55649244
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55649244

tfw both your BOIL and KOLD are green (BOIL *way* more)

>> No.55649245

HE DIDNT BUY THE DIP HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.55649251
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55649251

i feel like i have to short, but i don't know what. PLTR again? or is it time to short tech?

>> No.55649257
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55649257

>>55649243
He forgot all of the spx reports once every quarter.

>> No.55649267
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55649267

THOSE GREEN CANDLES....
IS THIS IT?!
COULD THIS BE...
THE BIG ONE?!

>> No.55649270

I for one am glad that /smg/ is relatively dead. I’m glad most of the chuckle fucks got BTFO off this platform and back to their mundane lives. Now, who wants to talk about upcoming august quarterlies? Any company or industry. Me, I want to talk about cannabis but I’m down to talk anything profitable!

>> No.55649273

TSLAbros...

>> No.55649275
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55649275

Morning frens

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>>55649270
stog marget

>> No.55649277

>>55649244
What compels a man to have both at the same time?

>> No.55649281
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>>55649251
you don't always have to be in a trade, sometimes you just sit back and let things work for a while until you spot something to enter on. if you just have to be in something, then just pick whatever and go in light exposure so it's low actual risk but at least a little fun to keep you occupied in between show times.

>> No.55649289

i shorted AI after it failed to break 37.60 literally SECONDS before the market started pumping again
when my fucking screen updated I was already down 1% out of nowhere
it's not fucking fair

>> No.55649298

Disney is gonna bend the knee first
JUST WATCH

>> No.55649302
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55649302

Bless up smg

>> No.55649307
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55649307

>>55649211
Let them beheem themselves . When /smg/ is bull, you short . Their shitposts only make my conviction stronger, I was one of the only bulls in october 2022 and all of them were calling me a nigger for going long .

>> No.55649309
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>>55649275
I do business with some of those companies

>> No.55649314

>>55649277
I have BOIL I'm holding till October and will not sell any at all, only add to on good dips. On good spikes I add little bits of KOLD (more the higher the spike) and can sell that on *any* BOIL dip. I also buy bits of UNG on BOIL dips because I can sell that whenever it's up a little too, so I can have all this side swing action while keeping my BOIL intact.

>> No.55649327

>>55649275
>CLF
HahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>clftranny was fun
>I think I should buy SPY calls

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TSLA haters do the sneedful

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>>55649270
I personally wonder what clftranny has been up to. Last I saw he bought a house and was living in complete squalor and still talking like a nigger.

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>>55649211
fun fact all the companies who report after close on monday report before open on tuesday

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>>55649281
thanks Elvis, i guess i'm just having a taste of FOMO right now.

>> No.55649358

>>55649343
I dont believe you

>> No.55649369

>>55649275
my company is on tuesday. it's the energy and utility one

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>>55649307
Funny seems like it's still salt for bulls.

>> No.55649372

>>55649340
I find it amusing how some companies will never know that certain individuals could really put others of repute off of a stock. Would be a fun case study

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>>55649352
I totally understand the FOMO and desire for regular action, but it's extremely important to
PROTECT
YOUR
CAPITAL
and not let restlessness rob it from you.

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>>55649275
>APLD
Zamn

>> No.55649409

>CANADA WHOLESALE SALES (MOM) ACTUAL: -4.4% VS 3.5% PREVIOUS

List of countries objectively in recession right now:
China
UK
Canada

>> No.55649412

Okay cool so today’s gonna be one of those hyper crab days? Epic.

>> No.55649413
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i'm back. you know what that means right faggots?

>> No.55649415

GO OIL GO OIL GO OIL, NUKE THAT AUGUST CPI

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>>55649413
Finally got your first paycheck at a new job?

>> No.55649423

Soxl go up, thanks.

>> No.55649424

List of countries objectively in glownigger market right now:
Japan
USA
Russia

>> No.55649428

i think i might have to follow this running bastard all day to get a nice price.

hope it doesnt just keep going up all day

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wow, very cool shekelstein!

>> No.55649435

Baking

>> No.55649441

>>55649435
stop that

>> No.55649450

List of countries benefiting right now:
SAUDIA ARABIA
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Brazil
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Mexico (eh)

>> No.55649451

>>55649413
I have no idea what it means, but have wondered what happened to you and am glad to see you've returned. Not for any particular reason other than appreciation for the seasoning that you add to the total /smg/ soup, and my love and concern for each and all of us here.

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>>55649459
>>55649459
>>55649459

>> No.55649466

>>55649451
It's the gook posters. It's quite unfortunate

>> No.55649471

>>55649409
Germany - pretty much all of EU since it's so interlinked
https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/german-recession-end-q2-with-slight-gdp-rise-bundesbank-2023-06-26/
German car manufacturers are reporting that economic conditions are worse than they were during great financial crisis 08
every nation in Asia seeing HUGE declines in their exports, every month we get a new report out saying
>Singapore -10% exports MoM
>South Korea -10%
etc
global trade is completely collapsing, global recession everywhere
>BuT tHe U.s WiLl bE uNaFfeCtEd By A hArD gLoBaL rEcEsSiOn, AnOn!!!!!!!one

>> No.55649548

>>55649466
surely it is far preferable to CRBP pajeet tho!

>> No.55649610

>>55648943
FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM OF THE BODY

>> No.55650582

>>55647368
>>55646340
She just has the fat at the stomach because she had it put on so long ago that this is gonna be the last place she would lose it and never was lean enough to get there, retard.

>> No.55651100

>>55650582
don't call that anon a retard, retard.