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>> No.55635812

>>55635799
Daily reminder that if you add up all USA welfare and foreign aid and divide it by the number of white people in the country, we could all make an extra $30k per year, every last white man, woman, and child. We wouldn't even have to raise taxes or do anything different, just stop paying enemy races and instead pay only ourselves.

>> No.55635815
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oil

>> No.55635817

UFC fights been sucking.

>> No.55635823

>>55635720
I'll probably pick up futures at some point don't get your panties in a bunch. I mean the futures not the hookers.

>> No.55635833

I had something business and finance related that I wanted to say in the new thread... but you took so long to bake THAT I FORGOT!
FUCK YOU

>> No.55635848

>>55635812
Any money from a government account is welfare. Cops, DAs, street sweeper drivers, FBI, teachers, everybody.

>> No.55635860

>>55635823
>I'll probably pick up futures at some point
It's like drugs that pay you.
Careful.
Careful.

>> No.55635875

>>55635815
you forgot the b in BOIL

>> No.55635889

>>55635875
maybe before EIA storage report on Thursday

>> No.55635909
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>>55635889
Those reports are noise to a certain degree, I am playing a longer game with it. The report this past Thurs was bullish and it certainly went up, but now I'm just holding what I already had until the next relative dip to add more. The overall trend should be bullish until it peaks in October when BOIL rolls to the January contract, so not selling at all until then, only adding more on dips.

>> No.55635955

>DFS
dumps 10% on shit earnings/guidance
>AXP
dumps 5% on shit earnings/guidance
>COF
up 5% on shit earnings/guidance

I smell bullshit

>> No.55635969
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>futures

>> No.55636031

>>55635909
BTW, it's very important to add that with this long strategy you do not want to "all in" early, as you need to be able to add on those relative dips and counter the effects of long hold volatility decay. Keep the average cost as low as possible and be daily familiar with its ranges to know when to add/hold. Keep plenty of capital free for working it along the way, and keep some free for hedging peak with KOLD to grab a little back on downsides.

>> No.55636105

>>55635815
sause

>> No.55636122
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>>55635799
Hey /smg/, new potential stock investor here, just wondering if you can answer some of my questions.

So, I've been recently trying to wrap my head around stocks and what the fuck ETFs are and I think I've got a bit of a grasp on them now.

Stock share:
Pretty simple. Buy a share in a stock.

ETFs:
For people who are priced out of buying a share (like one share costing £10,000), so someone buys a share and then breaks that share into fractionals that become more more affordable to the layman.

If this is correct, can I ask if it has been profitable for you? Do you have to take inflation into account? So for example you could earn a profit of 3%, but if inflation is 6% then that 3% profit is actually a 3% loss?

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>>55635799
Wow I was on vacation with the kids and just now noticed that Tesla dip. I really want back in after selling early at $245. You guys think it’s going to dip more or should I open a position on Monday? My last average was around $170.

>> No.55636156

>>55636122
>ETF for people priced out
No, young investor man. The purpose of an ETF is to invest in many companies to reduce risk. If a company in the ETF goes tits up, it’s replaced with shares in a different company. Investing in VOO for example gets you in the s&p500.
It’s not as fast as picking the right individual stocks, but historically it hasn’t failed yet as long as you continue buying and holding.
The market has always gone up over time, some stocks have not.

>> No.55636199

>>55636122
ETF is a basket of stocks of a particular sector, generally weighted by the size of each company
IE:
>XLE (energy)
contains 25 different energy stocks
>XLI (industrial)
contains 80 different industrial stocks
>XLK (technology)
contains 70 different technology stocks
etc for each sector

>> No.55636201

>>55636105
>>55627748

>> No.55636272

>>55636122
So this guy nailed ETFs >>55636199 they are much like a mutual fund, but Exchange Traded Funds are traded on a stock Exchange (hence the name). So you can buy and sell them on a whim, whereas a mutual fund settles once a day. So you can't buy or sell at a particular time, just that day. Mutual funds have some advantages, but low fees and instant purchases and sales are usually not among them.

>> No.55636290
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>have enough shit sitting in my room that I am looking into tenant insurance just in case
>see picrel
Why dont more landlords require this? When I rented as a student a decade ago, I had no requirement for insurance. If I was an investment property holder, I would do everything I could to prevent damage and risk to it. Or are most landlords too stupid to require this?

>> No.55636297

>>55636272
Sector etfs are great for swing trading if a whole sector takes a hit and you want to try and capture the upside.

>> No.55636303

>>55636290
Mine requires proof of insurance to pick up the keys.

>> No.55636305
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>being marked as a PDT is now permanent
how does this affect /smg/?

>> No.55636306

>>55636122
Dont fall for the leveraged etf meme. I mean, have some exposure to it, but dont go all in on TQQQ, BOIL, SOXL etc because when the market turns against you, you will lose a lot of money very quickly. You need to have a broader understanding of risk and hedging before fucking around with them

>> No.55636322
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>>55636156
>>55636199
>>55636272
I understand that ETFs are used for a basket of stocks, however as far as I'm aware, ETFs can be used to buy into a stock that would otherwise be too expensive for the layman (Bitcoin ETF for example). I'm basically trying to process it all in my head what purposes ETFs serve before jumping into investing.

>> No.55636341

>>55636322
you can buy fractional shares so that would be retarded.

>> No.55636345

>>55636322
Sure, that's a side effect... since if stock A is $100/share and ETF B is $20/share... you would be getting a fraction of company A for a lower price... but your'e also getting companies B through Z and probably beyond, depending on the ETF. Some ETF don't even directly invest in stocks.. they invest in commodities or leveraged instruments.

>> No.55636348

>>55636322
>ETFs can be used to buy into a stock that would otherwise be too expensive for the layman
Sort of. Keep in mind, for stocks, share price doesn't matter. What is more important is the marketcap, which is price x shares outstanding. Chipotle Mexican Grill is a good example, it's a $2100 share price, but it's only worth $57b. Apple is $191 a share, but is worth $3 trillion. The difference is the number of shares outstanding.

Anyways, like anon said, etfs are often weighted depending on exposure, so if a fund has say, $200m in it, they might allocate 5% to CMG and 5% to AAPL, which will have very different number of shares, but the same amount of deposited money. The big takeaway here is that etfs are weighted and free diversification. You can grab a broad market etf to start and have a little exposure to everything

Another thing to be aware of is risk. If you grab VOO for example, it's the top 500 companies in the US. Fine. But those tend to be top-heavy towards technology stocks, and if the US has a crisis, the USD value might drop in terms of forex exchange rates etc, so you might choose to offset some of your risk with gold/silver exposure (via physical, paper certs, or etfs), or get bonds, etc etc

>> No.55636349

>>55636305
this general is going to get a whole lot more futures friendly in the coming months/years
the everchurning influx of newfrens aren't going to have 25k and will have a gambling addiction they need to feed

>> No.55636353

>>55636349
Can you imagine NOT having $25k? like wtf

>> No.55636365

>>55636353
those feel like distant days to be sure, but once upon a time I was there

>> No.55636368

>>55636349
Explain. 25k for what? Trading futures?

>> No.55636375

>>55636290
My insurance will sue you for any damages that they deem your fault. (I know it happened to me when I was a renter and the water supply hose from the washer to the wall broke). Renters insurance covers your property. The landlord is not responsible for damage to your property. Unless it is clearly the landlords fault (taking a baseball bat to your TV). I don't require it. But the payment processor that I use suggests it to my tenants.
>>55636322
Not really the point of an ETF. Yeah, I know that it exists, but it exists to trade bitcoin on the stock market (like GBTC) not to offer a way to buy it cheaper. Like anon said earlier, it's usually a basket of stocks. I've never seen an Amazon ETF, but plenty of ETFs hold Amazon as part of their portfolio. Many brokerages offer fractional shares where you can buy $1...sorry, didn't realize that you are a bong. Bongland might be completely different.

>> No.55636381

>>55636368
so you can daytrade stocks, after spending 15 minutes in a dark closet with Elizabith Warren and applying for margin of course. There is a rule out there that if you are too poor your brokers are supposed to cap your daytrading transactions.

>> No.55636387

>>55636368
Pattern day trader.

>> No.55636390
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>>55636305
I've already organically developed a longer strategy with BOIL so it just automatically became much less of an issue to me because I only need day trades from time to time situationally. I certainly would prefer being let to trade freely, and will still have to be mindful, and make careful use of each allotment, but it's a very long way from as stifling as I originally considered it. The biggest concern with it now for me is not being as able to do quick in and out side trades of KOLD on what I judge to be temporary BOIL peaks.

>> No.55636486

>>55635799
Are biotech stocks a bad idea? APLS is way down right now.

>> No.55636562
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>>55636348
>Sort of. Keep in mind, for stocks, share price doesn't matter. What is more important is the marketcap, which is price x shares outstanding. Chipotle Mexican Grill is a good example, it's a $2100 share price, but it's only worth $57b. Apple is $191 a share, but is worth $3 trillion. The difference is the number of shares outstanding.

Okay, I'll take this on board, but I don't quite understand market cap (I've never heard of the term until now), or the term shares outstanding. Are they:

Market cap: The current top price of the whole company on the market.

Shares outstanding: More share owners in the company?

To be honest, just comparing these two companies leaves me scratching my head, but it appears that the bigger the market cap, the more capital you get from it on a daily basis. Right?

>>55636348
>you might choose to offset some of your risk with gold/silver exposure (via physical, paper certs, or etfs), or get bonds, etc etc

Yeah I'm already into precious metals so I've got that covered. I'm at the stage where I want to diversify my portfolio now.

>> No.55636579
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Even after the recent bloodbath... I'm still up 2.8% so far in July

>> No.55636583

>>55636381
>>55636387
Thank god for dead relatives that got me over the cap. I triggered PDT years ago.

>> No.55636586

>>55636322
Say you want a portfolio of 50% bonds and 50% stocks.
You buy a bond for $1 and a stock for $1.
The stock moons to $9.
Now your portfolio is 10% bonds and 90% stocks.
You have to sell some stock and buy some bonds to maintain your allocation.
This is called re-balancing.
ETFs do it for you automatically.
A real-world case is an S&P 500 index fund or a total market index fund.
You don't want to deal with buying and maintaining 500 or 3859 stocks all by yourself.
The fund skims a percentage of your gains for the service. That's called the expense ratio.
It used to be these were just called mutual funds. They only transacted once per day and had penalties for "frequent trading".
ETFs are like mutual funds that you can trade like shares of stocks and write options on.
Through financial engineering and Hebrew magic the Authorized Participant (usually some bank) is constantly performing arbitrage between the ETF share price and the basket of securities making up the ETF.

>> No.55636601

>>55636562
Here do yourself a favor and bookmark this site and punch words in every time you see a term you don't understand
https://www.investopedia.com/

Market capitalization is how much a company is worth. It's calculated by share price x shares outstanding.
Share price is what it closed at when the market closed
Shares outstanding is how many public shares are available to trade (including shares held by institutions etc)

>> No.55636615

>>55636601
>>55636562
>To be honest, just comparing these two companies leaves me scratching my head, but it appears that the bigger the market cap, the more capital you get from it on a daily basis. Right?

>capital on a daily basis
No such thing? You can get occasional dividend payouts from some companies, but divvy companies often has lower growth (because they spend money paying shareholders)
You seem to be confusing it with volume. Volume is how many shares were traded in a given day. A highly liquid stock is one that has a lot of volume and (relatively) low changes in price

>> No.55636658

>>55636601
>>55636615
I have a feeling I'm not going to fully understand how things play out until I'm getting experience. Thanks for the replies.

>> No.55636672

>>55636615
>shareholders
That's something I've never thought about. I take it that's out of the realm of the layman?

>> No.55636678

>>55636658
You won't understand risk until you take it.

>> No.55636716

>>55636678
>You won't understand risk until you take it.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking. For example, I went and sold a load of my precious metals at my local metals dealer. I made a bit of a loss, but it gave me vital experience in not only bartering, but also finding places to sell my stuff.

>> No.55636729
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>Futures

>> No.55636741

>>55636381
>15 minutes in a dark closet with Elizabith Warren
WOULD
O
U
L
D

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>>55636678
and lose real good

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>>55635799
checked

>> No.55636884

Decent entry point for NTLA here, their drugs work. If their injection therapy gets approved by the FDA it will at minimum 10x. If you think there's even a 15% chance of that happening it's worth it to gamble

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>> No.55636959

>>55636884
I've kinda stayed away from bio companies ever since ARMN's board decided to be moral crusaders and uh reject Big Pharma's suitcases stuffed with cash that were offered. A bit of back story; ARMN's drug that aided in prevention of the "Big One" (aka heart attack) got FDA approval. You'd think such drug would get immediate buyout offers floated due to heart attack being a big issue and due to the other cash cow drug Lipotor going the way of cheap ass generic label and thus loss of high price premium with it. But no. ARMN's board rejected Big Pharma and well no surprise later big pharma struck back. The Armn stock took a massive shat and the company is kinda on the ropes now. I made my green with ARMN, I sold during the FDA news so I got my money. But if they'd accepted the buyout like a good greedy company should I'd have made a fuck load more.

>> No.55636998

>>55636944
What's it like to fuck a fat girl with a giant belly like that?

Anyway I wonder if next week will just be more crabbing.

>> No.55637044

>>55636306
Then go into sqqq dumbass

>> No.55637053

am I delusional and incredibly gullible for wanting to add more to a penny stock position after watching CEO interview by a boomer youtuber with less than 5k subscribers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UbCCZFjTDs

>> No.55637054
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>>55636672
This is data from Yahoo Finance. I'm going to use WMT because I work there and know the stock

WMT has $426.4 bn market cap. This is basically what the company is worth according to it's share price. Eg, it's what the free market says the entire company is worth, based on the unit price of the shares, and the total number of available shares. You can see it's simple math: $158.37 x 2.69B shares out = 426.46B. Easy.

Of the 2.69B public shares outstanding (as opposed to vested/incentive shares for CEOs and management etc), there is a float of 1.43B - this is how many shares are available on the free market. You can see 47% of the public shares are held by insiders and 33% are held by institutions. Institutions are things like retirement funds, ETFs, etc. Seeing a large percentage of insider holdings shows confidence in the company and a large number of firms holding them shows stability (eg they are likely to be held for retirement funds long term). However, beware of smallcap stocks (less than $100m market cap) having a lot of insider and little firm holdings - they might try to dump heavily if the price reaches a certain level.

Beta is how correlated it is to the broad market. A 1.00 beta means it moves perfectly with the stock index. Something like SPY or VOO tracks the SPX very accurately. Risky stuff like mining companies and biotech are >1 beta, while consumer defensive and utilities are likely to be <1 beta, which means they move slowly compared to the market's movements, so they are less likely to plummet in a downturn (but also have slower, limited growth). You can see the share price is above the 50 and 200 day moving average (50/200MA). This means we are currently in an uptrend, but we don't know when it will stop. It's also near it's all time highs.

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>>55637054
Dividends are nice, but anything more than 4-6% can show the company is very risky and trying to entice investors. VALE and Petrobras for example, have paid 20-40% dividends for a short time last year. But is the company solvent enough to pay them? Dividends also create a taxable event, but WMT has a funny little loophole (and many other companies do this too). Share buybacks. Instead of paying say, 4% to shareholders, they'll spend 3% to buy shares from the open market and do a 1% div. You have less available so this inflates the price. It's effectively the same thing, but does not have tax implications. You have to watch out that a company doesn't take on extra debt to do this, since it inflates the numbers artificially and can trick shareholders.

Another thing to watch out for is splits. You can split, reverse split, or issue new shares (the opposite of a buyback, more or less). If you issue new shares, it's like buying a second pizza. The first pizza becomes less desireable because there is more pizza to go around. Splits and reverse splits are basically the same as cutting the pizza into different sized slices. A scam company will often have their stock shorted or decline in value, only for them to consolidate via like a 10:1 reverse split, which inflates the price. This is different from a buyback or a legitimate split. Usually it's a sign the company is losing money long term (see picrel - if you look at the all time history of a ticker and the price history is the same as the purple line, avoid it)

You can look at stuff like EPS (earnings per share) but the market has overvalued things for so long, fundamental analysis has been a bit of a meme. Just look for companies that have a positive free-cash flow (FCF), can service their debt, and have like $100m+ market cap and diversify yourself and you'll probably be okay. Oh, and don't ape into everything all at once, best thing to do long term is to DCA (dollar cost average) and buy a bit every month

>> No.55637100

>>55637074
share buybacks are really weird in that many cases the fact there are less shares doesn't actually improve the price of the underlying at all.
I would wager Occidental would have a higher share price if they paid out that $4 per year back to the shareholders via the dividend instead of buybacks, but that wouldn't increase buffet's market share doing things that way.

>> No.55637126

>>55637054
>>55637074
Much appreciated. I feel like I'm pretty much ready with the information I have now, I'm just wondering how to go about it. What I mean by that is that I've got a spare computer that I can put the market software on and I'm thinking about opening a new bank account purely for stocks and shoving around £1,000 in there. That way I can keep it separate whenever I need to do an audit.

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>>55636306
>Dont fall for the leveraged etf meme
*Don't used BASED AF leveraged ETFs until you are ready and able to ride WILD BUCKING BRONCOS

>> No.55637133

>>55637129
the person he is responding to has an IQ of about 10 so the advice is sound

>> No.55637177

>>55637100
You couldn't be further wrong anon. I'll point you to the stock CRESY. Look at January 2022-April 2022. That price action? Driven by a buyback program.

>> No.55637178

>>55637054
In general the only good stock split you want to see happen is a forward split; Ex: KO did a 2:1 split back in 2012 when stock was 70 per. What happened; Every shareholder got double the amount of shares they owned. The divvy per share got cut in half and the stock price per share got cut in half as well. So a stock that was 70 became 35. A savvy buyer waited for that cheaper price (35) and bagged like hell. Over time that divvy resumed its hike. Shareholders didn't suffer any at all. A bad thing is an reverse split. Ex: You own 200 shares of GE. They did 1:8 r/s not long ago. Now you own just 25 puny shares. Since the divvy hasn't been hiked you gain zero from that. Sure on paper the stock price has jumped. But that don't really help you. Cause you have not gained a thing. They merely compensated you for taking away 175 of your shares.Also if the market thinks the company is on a bad footing the price will fall like a rock even after the reverse split. So you get shafted again.

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>>55637133
Yes, but he's also insulting my precious and that can't be abided.

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Look at the market. Just look at it will you.

>> No.55637205

>>55636290
Why would the tenant need to get insurance? It's not their property, its the landlord. Landlord gets the insurance, and then just bundles it in.

>> No.55637219

>>55637190
I boughted a little more of them MCC Market Close Cope "cryptos" this evenin' so my line and numbers would do some more movin' during these times of despair that begin every Friday at 8pm ET and do not ease up at all until the NATGAS futures start movin' again on Sundays at 6pm.

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>Futures

>> No.55637225

>>55637133
>Come into /smg/ asking noob questions because I have zero experience with stocks
>"Hurr durr, noob being replied to has an IQ of 10"
Is this what you label everyone asking questions at the point of entry?

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I suggest you do business with some of these companies. They might not be around for long.

>> No.55637234

>>55637205
yeh, that is weird. not even sure if a tenant could insure a building that they do not own? contents insurance is on the tenant if they own all the contents. but building insurance is on the landlord.

>> No.55637237

>>55637178
I got fucked hard by a reverse split a few years back. The stock tanked like fuck for 6 months on end. I averaged down. Then a company bought out that company and I ended up with a %40 gain after I sold. Not tremendous maybe. But I could have also ended up with no gains if I bought some complete piece of crap I suppose in the meantime.

Also the company that bought it out completely tanked after so eh, I lucked out.

I proceeded to lose that money on a succession of shitty gambles afterwards.

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About to make a KR run for movie nite snacks
Suggestions on what I should get? What has the best margins for our resident KR holders?

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Anyone else slurp KDP to tail that whale?

>> No.55637247

>>55637234
I think thats what they try and bill it as, but if the shit breaks due to routine wear and tear its not my shit that breaks its the landlord
>but you were living there when it broke!
shit breaks, its your shit and (well now I dont) and I pay rent to use it. Fix it.

>> No.55637263

>>55636486
LCI is supposed to moon any time now.

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>>55637238
A Resses fast break, a can of pringles and a bag of smoked sausages. That is my ideal snacking food.
If you want to go all out get some popcorn chicken and pizza rolls.

>> No.55637275

>>55637264
It's very hot here, so I was thinking maybe some ice cream and a big can of beer. I need to stock up on snacks for tomorrow too, so pringles does sound good

>> No.55637289

>>55637225
You in particular are pretty full because you were given a link to a site that will explain almost every possible question you might have and ignored it.

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>>55637275
In that case youre gonna want to grab one (or two) of these.

>> No.55637292

>>55637290
wtf is that?! They look expensive... and small

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>>55637292
How fucking fat are you? It tells you right there, 11 oz. As for price, idk could be as high as $5 a jar. You are making gains arent you?

>> No.55637308

>>55637296
Is 11 oz big or small? I was never very good at evaluating volumes and quantities in numeric form
And yes, I'm making gains... but i don't want to sell them and pay taxes

>> No.55637309

The thing with KDP,KO, and PEP is it's really simple business. More so with KO. All it is is liquid in a can/bottle/gallon jug. Don't much mater what it is, liquid is liquid, you can bottle it and sell it. So keeping that divvy nice and fat is simply a matter of jacking that price per unit/case by a single wee penny for all your sold liquids. You look at all the brands, not just soft drinks, and you do the math. Tons of volume sold for it all. Tons of profit and divvy hikes still to come. For nothing but a simple liquid put in a bottle. The inflation that's running wild is like a gift to companies like KO. Cause such price hikes can be easily done without the sheep having a fit over it.

>> No.55637314

>>55637296
Also, I an usually go through a pint of ice cream in about 5 min, and I guess that's 16 oz, so 11 is basically nothing

>> No.55637316

>>55637238
just throw some oats into peanut butter, squirt honey on it, and stir it up real good!

>> No.55637323

>>55637289
Are you aware that sometimes an FAQ post can have a lot of information that just wastes someone's time as well has not answering specific questions they're asking. I've seen enough so called noob guides being thrown around this place when in reality they're more like intermediate or advance guides. All it does is overload newcomers who just want to get the ball rolling.

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>>55637316

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>>55637314
>>55637308
Jesus, you disgust me. Slow down and enjoy the flavor you human butter-vacuum. This ice cream is top-tier quality meant to be enjoyed like a fine wine.

>> No.55637331

>>55636959
biotech is generally a shitty industry that's hard to analyze but gene editing is undeniably the future just like AI

and coincidentally they are using AI to essentially brute force the gene edits so we could see breakthroughs in a few years

>> No.55637336

>>55637330
Alright, I'll see if my KR has any. I might also get another pint of ice cream just in case though...
I also have to get some KR brand spaghetti and meatballs

>> No.55637340

>>55637323
It's not an FAQ post moron, it's an encyclopedia that defines almost every possible financial term you have a question about, like defining the Greeks. If your brain works so slowly that reading a single FAQ is somehow a monumental investment of time, you're never going to make it.

>> No.55637346

>>55637323
1) GET ROBINHOOD
2) PUT SOME MONEY IN THERE
3) START BUYING/TRADING STOOKS IN VERY SMALL AMOUNTS USING FRACTIONAL SHARES
4) LEARN FROM THE EXPERIENCE BY DOING BUT AT VERY LOW RISK
5) READ THE VERY GOOD ROBINHOOD INFO ARTICLES
6) GET ROBINHOOD GOLD
7) GET FOUR POINT SIX FIVE PERCENT FREE FUCKING MONEY ON YOUR UNIVESTED CASH WHILE YOU DO THE ABOVE WITH VERY SMALL AMOUNTS
8) GET THE ROBINHOOD DEBIT CARD
9) USE IT AND GET FREE FUCKING MONEY VIA ROUND UP REWARDS
10) CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NO LONGER A NIGGERFAGTARD AT THIS POINT

>> No.55637358

What's the current meme stock?

>> No.55637361

>>55637238
I think can pet food has some of the best margins. Let us know how it tastes.

>> No.55637365

>>55637358
CVNA?

>> No.55637367
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I'm going to go schizo and say the tech bubble already popped and we don't know it yet but tech stocks will implode sometime in the coming years cause verizon and AT&T shitting the bed already. Why? You could use 2023 internet quite fine with average residential internet speeds that were available when pic related was president. Big telecoms not having an external catalyst to push for better speeds is sign tech companies are stalling just my take. Ask yourself, what groundbreaking new technology to the individual came out to push for higher speeds since youtube in 2005? You could transport modern internet to 2004 in a time machine and the available speeds would be enough. Hell we are using a website that could run on AOL. We never needed anything past digital subscriber line. Its like ICE automobile technology being solved by 1950s.

>> No.55637371

>>55637238
Raid the clearance isle

>> No.55637374

>>55637340
Whatever. You clearly take issue to newcomers asking beginner questions so I think I'll leave it at that.

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You bought calls right anon?

>> No.55637378

>>55637358
all of them

>> No.55637381

>>55637226
place your bets anons. which of these days will cause a giga dump?

>> No.55637394

>>55637378
ur mom's a meme stock

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>>55637375
why would i buy calls? earnings are going to suck because rate hikes are finally showing their effect.

>> No.55637407

>>55637394
ur mom's a livestock
Verification not required!

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psst, hey kid, you wanna buy some GME for cheap? I got a good deal for you, 50% off. Maybe some KO? 20% off. this rates lower than the market rate, youre sure to turn a profit.

>> No.55637435

>>55637367
faster internet speeds allowed video game developers to stop compressing shit so you can now ship a 750GB game and it's a-okay

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You bought puts right anon?

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>>55637378
Really think it's mania?
>>55637381
Just 30 minutes on Wednesday. Then maybe The first time the fed cuts in the future.
>>55637420
>REIT's

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>>55635799
Only oldfags have ever requested Blackup.

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>>55637455
I used to buy them

>> No.55637500

Ok, back from KR, got some snacks: one of these >>55637290, another pint of KR brand ice cream, some pringles, a bag of meme flavored M&Ms, a box of KR bakery cookies (high margin, good for KR holder divvies), and a can of this bubble tea stuff I've been drinking lately (this time banana flavored).
Also went to a human cashier because the self checkout line was too long, and had a brief conversation with the guy about meme flavors of snacks.

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i bought banks right before the banking crisis

i still havent recovered :(

>> No.55637506

everyone shitting on PYPL is why i know my calls are safe

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14 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Drive (2011) because I could not find a version of Barbie (2023) that wasn't a harrible camcorder in the theatre. Watch as I point out Angerian resonances in the filme :0

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>>55637505
Leverage...

>> No.55637553

>>55637540
i dumped my last leveraged position a few months ago, if i hadnt taken profit i would have lost a bit over 10 grand instead

>> No.55637567

>>55637509
they can't all be Dr. Strangelove, but that actually seems like it might be reasonably interesting.

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>>55637553
Why did you stop?

>> No.55637601

>>55637178
>Every shareholder got double the amount of shares they owned. The divvy per share got cut in half and the stock price per share got cut in half as well. So a stock that was 70 became 35. A savvy buyer waited for that cheaper price (35) and bagged like hell
Splits themselves literally don't matter, it's mostly just for accounting purposes. You still have the same dollar value before and after.
However, there is an intangible benefit as people see the price as more accessible, and the company is presented as being successful. There is a stigma on R/S's
That said, I would love a split on WMT since I have 90 shares. I'm going for 100 and that would make me have almost 200, then I can write CC's against them.

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>>55637601
(YOU)

>> No.55637641

>>55637586
because i accept the fact that i only got lucky during 2020-2021
and that ive dodged multiple bullets getting rid of my calls before they lost me money

also im risk averse i only did like 5-10 options trades probably the past 2 years, all with months or years of expiry

>> No.55637653
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>> No.55637746
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Buying 2025 LEAPS on JOBY editon, its almost a no risk guarantee on extreme gains.

>> No.55637747

evens i buy puts
odds i buy calls
0 and i kms

>> No.55637765

>>55637653
watch if violently break back down like it did when you got faked out by it going over 420 earlier this year.

>> No.55637813
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GM calls before earnings

>> No.55637842

>>55637234
If the tenant damages the property. Their insurance pays for the repairs, otherwise, through subrogation, the landlords insurance company sues the tenant.

>> No.55637893

If the jews allow my tsla and qqq call to recover I will stop being openly anti semitic for 10 years

>> No.55637945

>>55637653
>OKAY
>OKAY
>OKAY

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk

>> No.55637947

>>55637653
This is just proof that people who believe they can predict the direction of the market are fucking retards.

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>>55637947
It will go up or down

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>>55637979
big brain.

>> No.55638035

>>55637893
Sorry goy, no refunds.

>> No.55638058

>>55637893
QQQ yes, TSLA no

>> No.55638070

So how much are yall making on covered calls?

>> No.55638076

>>55635833
When you forget what you were going to say that usually means it was a lie

>> No.55638082
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A REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO
https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8

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Baking.

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One thread for the entire stock market, including tangential discussion on the economy, bonds, central banks, real estate. Meanwhile there are something like 10 link threads.
Someone needs to purge this board already

>> No.55638239

>>55638169
There used to be another general for penny stocks but it disappeared a couple years ago, it was a lot more entertaining than here

>> No.55638242

>>55638169
crypto really just needs to fucking die already.
Bitcoin is alright and xmr is cool but everything else needs to burn in hell and some one should assassinate that faggot vitalik.

>> No.55638244

>>55638239
Penny stocks are literally the equivalent of the shit coin casino.

>> No.55638273

My new bed sheets and pillows came in today, I can't wait to go home and get in bed.

>> No.55638351

>>55638239
pandemic is over bro. there are no penny stocks worth a damn. that's why /ptg/ died.

>> No.55638369

>>55638169
This is a link board and one day your stocks will be tokenized on chain fag

>> No.55638376

>>55636368
>>55636381
>>55636387
I don’t get why retards are even upset about this. Just use a cash account. You shouldn’t be fucking with margin if you have less than $25k, and probably not even then, anyways.

>> No.55638396

>>55637394
gottem

>> No.55638421

>India banning non basmatic rice

what did they mean by this? Do I short or long?

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>>55638421
Indians are panic buying rice in Dallas Texas...the fuck is going on?

https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1682816057801678848

Anyway I will invest in rice stocks for now and see what happens from here.

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>futures

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Tigers got their ass whooped thoroughly. I blame baggot and his dirty Yankee curse. Lost a bunch of money at Greek town casino after. Overall a good time.

>> No.55638480

What if we all stop being stock dorks and become bond kings?

>> No.55638493

>>55637947
i bought on oct 14th suck my dick dork

>> No.55638513

>>55638480
we tried that with TMF in 2022 and you see where it got us

>> No.55638518

>>55638480
Bonds are for the gays

>> No.55638520

>>55638493

and that had absolutely nothing to do with the direction the lines would be going

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what are some small cap stocks that i can take advantage of that institutional buyers cant?

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>>55638273
that's good times

>> No.55638558

>>55638169
>>55638242
Reminder you newfags need to lurk more. /biz/ was spun off from /g/ because of all the crypto spam there. This is a containment board, but I think there should be a proper finance board

>> No.55638587

>>55637374
Set up a margin account, enable level 4 options and write naked uncovered spreads. You can thank me later.
Options involve a high degree of risk and are not suitable for all investors. This post is for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered finance advice. Seek a licensed professiolonal advisor. Only invest money you are willing to lose ;^)

>> No.55638689

>>55638558
Yeah you're a retard.
I have been lurking far longer than you have.
At any rate, that doesn't change anything I said because cryto is fucking retarded and always has been retarded and the origins of the board have nothing to do with today.

>> No.55638698

>>55638558
Don't you dare try to pull the newfag card, I've wasted most of my life here you fucking retard. Old 4chan had mods that would clean up low quality posters. Having 10 threads about the literal same thing is trash and this boards minimal moderation is why there are so many shitcoin and penny stock scams here and retard bagholder cope generals

>> No.55638708

>>55638698
To be fair I'd want to kill myself if I had to clean up pajeet shitposts all day

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>>55638708
I didn't used to be pajeet shit posts......before the floodgates opened....

>> No.55638757

>>55638369
this
https://www.nasdaq.com/videos/enabling-secure-interoperability-between-blockchains

>> No.55638834

>>55638520
yes it did because I bought when inflation peaked you fucking reatrd. you know, THE ENTIRE REASON MARKETS CRASHED??

>> No.55638845

>>55637381
I've never seen earnings causing the market to dump, not even once. We're gonna crab for the entire week, its going to be really fucking boring.

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>>55638834
You bought when you believed inflation peaked.
you had zero way of knowing if this was actualyl true. you can't predict the future, cope.
it's the exact reason why bears are shitting their pants right now betting it all on black because of sunken cost fallacy.

You can use indicators to help influence your decision making but ultimately the market goes whatever way it wants to go. it's why long term investment strats beat out short term gambling every time.

>> No.55638996

>>55637367
Streaming. You couldn't run netflix on less than a 20 Mbit and even then you won't get decent quality. A single frame at 1080p is 47 Mbit before compression (1920*1080 pixels * 3 bytes per pixel * 8 bits per byte). Compression and partial frames reduces the actual required bandwidth by a lot, without it, 24 fps at 1080p would use over 1 Gbps of bandwidth. But anyway streaming video takes a lot of bandwidth, Idk if you had this but in the UK when the COVID lockdown started the internet became slow as shit because everyone was at home watching netflix.

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I actually had a really fun Saturday. Almost normie-tier even.

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Hello frens
I just got some prezels from the local bakery and my gf made some coffee.
It was delicious.

>> No.55639139

anons, I got a feeling we are getting so close to witnessing Dot Com Bubble 2.0 about to pop later this year. October could be when it happens.

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>>55639139
pic related is why

This is not a healthy market at all...

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>>55635799
Good morning frens. I am getting two lattes today. Very excited.

>> No.55639222

>>55639139
>another chance to buy everything cheap
Can't wait

>> No.55639255

>>55639124
you're a very rude man bringing that up in here
fuck you!

>> No.55639269

i slept well. after yesterday work it was needed.

smoked and now im trying to read about legends more

>> No.55639286

>>55639269
nice blog post, pajeet. but you need to work on your grammar a bit.

>> No.55639299

>>55639286
thanks you too

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>>55639124
>europoor trespasser detected
*pulls out Glock 19*
PUT YOUR LEGS OVER YOUR HEAD AND WALK TOWARDS ME. DO NOT MOVE DUDE.

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Bobros are we eating ? Feels like i shorted the top . Im already up 54% by shorting TSLA with a ×7 leverage and i won't sell until it drops to $100.

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>>55639150
Definition of a bubble:

These stocks that other people own did go up alot. I did not expect that but that does not mean I'm a shitty trader. No. It's a bubble and I'm very smart to stay out.

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>>55639150
Its fine. This is fine.

>> No.55639696

think ill buy back in the market soonish to see how my ideas and system works out

few months and i can double my folio with some cash injection. hyped about that

>> No.55639716

dunno should i wait earnings to go past first

>> No.55639740

>>55635799
Bobba Bobba Bobba Bobba nigger Bobba Bobba Bobba

>> No.55639771

>>55637226
As someone who has heard of some of these companies, its so over

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>libtards want to ban options and 3x etfs
TRY THAT ON /SMG/

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what ratio should i follow

>> No.55639908

Welp looked into getting a cheap replacement key fob for Wife's car. To see if that fixed it. Unfortunately its not that easy. Seems you gotta take the fob to a dealer to have them program it. You cannot do it yourself. I'm sure doing that would cost out the ass. Even if they still would considering the age of the car. So back to the original solution; namely doing without and locking the doors manually till the car dies or we get around to getting another newer used car in a few years.

>> No.55639984

back to reading about the legends.

>> No.55639997

>>55639150
>People invest more in household names than names they're not familiar with
Spooky

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>>55637653
>>55637653
oh no no no

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uh oh, is AI deteriorating??

>> No.55640023

>>55639638
100% not gonna happen
The stock market will not crash, ever. There are now too many mechanisms in place to prevent that from happening.

if it plays out exactly like the stock bubble meme chart I'm letting baggie decide my next $10k investment. We will never enter a blow off phase, its minor dips before the market reaches new ATHs.

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>>55640023
This time is different. You're right you're so fucking right. YOU ARE RIGHT YOU'RE SO SMART AND SO RIGHT.

>> No.55640060

>>55639139
We could have another crash if all the big tech companies come back down to Earth, but it doesn’t mean a damn thing if no one gets laid off from it

>> No.55640099

>>55640023
Sure nigga

>> No.55640104

Big CRASH next week.
BUY UVXY X5

>> No.55640235

>>55639139
Oct-Dec for me. Could wait as long as Apr for the bottom imo

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>>55640019
> USA large caps and politicians actively cucking themselves out of AI's potential even after it was demonstrated right in front of their eyes (protip: they are afraid it will disrupt the power structure in a way not beneficial to them)
> EU banning anything fun as usual
> Japan has the will but workforce is too old and overworked to really make anything of this
> China might be able to develop it but they'll just do something soulless like predicting which citizens are wrongthinking from facial expressions/body tics or alerting loyal party members which escalators to avoid today
The time for open source and the gentlemen scientist could not be clearer and yet. Even with a STEM degree, I find AI/ML a pretty intimidating wall to scale. I mentally put it in the same category as quantum stuff although of course the equipment barrier is not quite as high. Then again, I am a midwit who buys 3M treasuries in a bull market so...

I know we have MAAAM employees here in smg so tell me. How hard is it really to understand neural networks? Can an AI trained on a high-end hobbyist setup (~$10k) realistically do anything useful or do you just need a server farm?

>> No.55640340

>>55640019
that woman will never be a man

>> No.55640351

>>55640303
>neural networks
Are a meme. What you're actually doing is saying, there's a function y=f(x) where x is a tensor in question space and y is a tensor in answer space, so f is a function which maps a question tensor to an answer tensor. For example, if x is a tensor of pixels, y is the value 1 if x is a picture of a dog and 0 otherwise.
We assume there's a polynomial that can perform the mapping but it has so many millions or billions of variables that we can't possibly derive it. So what we do instead is make a mapping tensor (for any polynomial y=f(x) there is a tensor T such that y=Tx+c) and guess what its contents should be. So what a neural network is, is a way of approximating a function f(x).
To understand this you only need to learn linear algebra and differential equations. You don't need to be concerned with how biological neural networks work, AI is just dot product.

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>out earns you in every imaginable way
How does that make you feel /smg/?

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>>55640376
sorry for her. She needs a mans

>> No.55640405

>>55640303
AI/ML is nowhere near as complicated as quantum anything, you have no idea what you’re talking about. Maybe if you’re the dudes writing the white papers and actually researching AI. Certainly not if you’re an average engineer implementing ML libraries.
As for your training question, on a $10k setup yes you could train your own models locally. Just depends on what specs you can afford as to how fast it all goes. You can train a model on a MacBook. Whether or not the model is useful is a conceptual/application issue not a hardware one.

>> No.55640414

>>55640376
This chick is fugly, who cares if she’s rich

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>>55640376
sorry for her. She needs a mans. Faggot jannie deleted my post because it showed a female clothed anus and a subtle hint about jewry.

>I'M UUUUUUUSURING

>> No.55640466

>>55640235
Good! I can sell my VTI Oct 1st and pay LT cap gains on it (15% rather than 22%). And sell the VTI in my joint account with my girlfriend and pay 0 capital gains.

Depending on how things look rotate into VOO, BND, VOO/BND, or just go cash gang.

>> No.55640479

>>55640376
what does she have, like 2 million?

>> No.55640520

>>55640376
>ugly, fat and rich/successful
diealonemaxxing for women

>> No.55640524
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>>55640376
she makes a valid point, though both directions have plenty of bullshit in "they have money" reactions.
also, would, even if she was just a hundredaire (as long as she was still keeping clean of course).
i wonder if she'd be interested in allocating a little portion of her wealth into BOIL/KOLD/UNG plays?

>> No.55640552

>>55640376
Not by much. She is as repulsive as they come.

>> No.55640585

>>55640376
>has a bunch of shit on the floor
>has the body of a 50 yr grandma
>uses an epileptic seizure inducing filter
>spells and dances like a zoomer
I believe you clown world *honks*

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>>55640351
>To understand this you only need to learn linear algebra and
ah, well perhaps I should have paid more attention in that class..

>You don't need to be concerned with how biological neural networks work
Isn't the whole point of virtual neural networks and the reason that they got breakthrough performance the fact they more closely imitate human cognition? Like, even if the basic level is linear algebra, don't large-scale systems acquire "emergent" or "complex" behavior or something like that if you make them really big?

>>55640405
> Maybe if you’re the dudes writing the white papers and actually researching AI
well yes the idea here is how feasible is it for the open source community to push forward while large companies fall back. Are you saying that something like making an open ChatGPT clone is a matter of training data & processing time rather than the actual implementation? i.e., the one implementing it can just treat the "AI" part like a blackbox and shove 4chan threads or whatever into its digital maw to teach it to speak?

>> No.55640712

How much money do you need to never work again? If you average 10% returns on your investments every year $500,000 should be enough right?

>> No.55640728

>>55640712
Depends on your expected expenses, and if you think you’ll reasonably get 10% each year, every year, keeping in mind the tax man is gonna want their share

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSif77IVQdY

>> No.55640742

>>55640664
>Isn't the whole point of virtual neural networks and the reason that they got breakthrough performance the fact they more closely imitate human cognition?
No, that hasn't been a primary concern since the 90s at least. Now it is all about the maths and findinf ways to get better estimates of the underlying function. The biological thing is more an inspiration. It was found that dot product could model the behaviour of a neuron since they decide to fire or not based on a weighted sum of their inputs. Neurological research may still be used for ideas (e.g. I believe the idea behind recurrent NNs came from bio NNs having loops), but some neurological insights have come from looking at ANNs, for example that neural circuits can form logic gates.

>> No.55640747

>>55640733
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

>> No.55640781

>>55640712
Well, sure, but...
That would be $50k/year. But in 10 years, 50k won't go as far as it does today. Do you have a plan to make 10%/year, every year with no declines? The 4% withdrawal rule exists for a reason (even though it's just a rule of thumb, it needs to be modified for your particular situation). And even then, it's only a "safe", inflation adjusted, withdrawal rate for 30 years. People who want their money to last longer than that shoot for a lower rate, more like 3%. So if an inflation adjusted $15,000/year sounds like enough to live on, a half a million is enough money. My minimum number is $2M, my goal is $3M. And I'm about 10% of the way to my goal @ 43 years old.

>> No.55640787

>>55639150
man whoever can time the pop is going to a rich ass motherfucker

>> No.55640798

>>55640712
I imagine lifestyle creep gets very hard to manage. You are technically on fixed income and have very few tax minimization strategies available even with a pretty sizable income.

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>>55640733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDrPLANLvTY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RKxSgKhb9U

>> No.55640912

>>55640856
there's a backstage one around a piano with the Jordanaires of that that's as good as it gets!

>> No.55640927

just to let you know, i decided to daytrade from the 3min candles instead of the 1min, because it's too damn hard. I feel positive about it I will turn things around this time.

>> No.55640941

>>55640376
So what? Shes a fat slob

>> No.55640949

>>55640927
may your trades be blessed with improovment

>> No.55641006

>>55639150
I wish it were still FAGMAN. Good times to be alive.

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>>55640712
Don't forget you can move to another country where USD goes far and live like a king. It's just tricky to find one that would actually be comfy, safe, run relatively well, and not too hard to adjust to.

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>>55639638
Don't worry about it. We're in the bear trap. Previous peak was an earlier bubble, not part of the current cycle.

>> No.55641225

>>55640376
I don't care how much money you have just be pleasing to look at and be around and give me healthy children.

>> No.55641228

>>55640927
What do you trade?

>> No.55641231

>>55638239
They all ran out of money

>> No.55641244

>>55638169
There should be a separate blue board for crypto. /biz/ would return to its slower but comfier pacing, with far more on topic threads
Crypto is not finance related. It’s gambling

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>>55641244
>Crypto is not finance related. It’s gambling

>> No.55641431

>>55638169
>Meanwhile there are something like 10 link threads.
And yet the reddit janny terrorizes /pmg/ & /smg/ more than anything.

>> No.55641475

>>55638169
don't forget you have 2 threads dedicated to some moass pump and dump scheme. gme and bbby

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>>55638169
>>55641431
>holding up 4chan to the light of sensibility

>> No.55641480

>>55641307
Yeah but it literally is

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guess who is going to get some booze tonight (its me)

>> No.55641532

>>55637346
>10) CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NO LONGER A NIGGERFAGTARD AT THIS POINT
You forgot the most important one of all, “remove caps lock”

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>>55638169
>Someone needs to purge this board already
The signs of a bubble are fucking everywhere anon.

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>>55641532
I JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT WITH MY PINKY
ONLY PUSSYFAG ZOOMERS RELY ON CAPS LOCK
GO
BACK
STAY
BACK

>> No.55641562

about to try and make fish and chips using cod. My first time frying fish so we'll see how this goes.

>> No.55641605

>>55640927
1min is way too noisy, I also generally use 3min. Also important to be looking at the higher timeframes like 5 and 15, and daily of course.

>> No.55641616

>>55639139
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter

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>>55641511
guess whos eating xanax and slamming vodka this morning (its me, just like every morning)

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>>55641656
>unironic prescription drug abuse
anon-san... please have some respect for your body...

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>>55641511
...Is it me?

>> No.55641762
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>>55641656
Based and hedonism pilled.

>> No.55641924
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Not going to lie, I really didn't care for the sporting event. Too many people, the vastness of the stadium gave me an existential crisis, and I have a terrible fear of heights and we were sitting on the second deck so I was in a state of panic about half the time. I don't think there is an hope for me. I think i'm too far gone. I'll never be able to be a normalfag. Honestly just being in Detroit and seeing the size of the buildings and the congestion of the city was giving me panic attack, but my cousin loved it. I only calmed down once I got in the casino because that's always been where I belong.

>> No.55641977

>>55641924
>I'll never be able to be a normalfag
STFU jobidiot
The fact that you can stand coworkers, bosses and customers is the definition of a normie
That's goes for the rest of you queers that post about your jobs here all the time.

>> No.55641980

>>55638698
Hey buddy, when are you going to realize that they pay the jannies to keep their stuff up?

>> No.55641990

>>55641924
>Detroit
fucking why ever

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>>55641924
I just do not like going out in public at all. Even a quick trip into the edge of town to pick up a Little Caesar's Classic Pepperoni pizza is a major event for me.

>> No.55642015

>>55641977
First of all. I am the boss.
Secondly, I have to work in order to survive because I didn't grow up with a single mother who feels guilty so she'll let me freeload off her so I can play video games in the basement all my life. You think I like working? I have to to survive.

>> No.55642022

>>55641980
Hey! he's not your buddy friend

>> No.55642024

>>55641924
I feel you anon the people I talk to online convinced me to go to a party with them last week and i was fucking miserable the entire time. We just aren't fit for human society.

>> No.55642065

took a nap woke up and smoked.

back to reading

>> No.55642073

>>55641990
Detroit gets a bad rep frankly. Yes if you go to the outskirts of the city it's an abandoned wasteland, but downtown Detroit is just like any other city, and I've never seen so many cops in my entire life patrolling. It's probably safer than most cities at this point, and downtown is very active.
>>55641992
I'm just a small town guy. I don't mind going on here in Tecumseh, but I just don't like giant cities.
>>55642024
I just think it's a part of getting older and settling down for me. I'm comfortable where I am my cousin wants to take me to a lions game this year and I'm dreading that.

>> No.55642087

>>55642015
>First of all. I am the boss.
You sound like you're quoting an instaho, surprised you didn't spell it baws
Totally not a normalfag.
Right.
Idiot.

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>>55642087
I'm getting tired of your attitude chud if I'm being honest. I'm a hard working individual that earned his stripes. So I'm going to give you an opportunity to apologize, or this little lady to my left is going to fill you full of holes.

>> No.55642156

Are y’all buying sofi?

>> No.55642159

>>55641616
kek back in 1999-2000, a handful of stocks were controlling the whole index.

Now its happening again. Brace yourselves lads.

>> No.55642166

>>55642073
See... I can handle both the country and the city. I grew up next to literal corn fields. My school had an FFA team/club or whatever. But after college, I moved to a pretty big east coast city (won't say which one, but it wasn't NYC) and lived there for about 10 years. Yeah, the minorities suck, but it's nice to be around so many fucking people that you can be completely anonymous. Now I live in a smaller growing city.
I think that's why I'm such a great investor. I'm adaptable to any living or market environment. I'm basically a Special Forces
Only place I could never live is in a suburban development where cookie cutter homes are lined up next to each other. Just seems fucking awful...

>> No.55642182

>>55642131
>threatening someone w/ gun violence in America while holding down a job and attending baseball matches
>claims not to be a normalfag
oh I am laffin

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>>55642182
Doesn't sound like an apology to me.

>> No.55642223

what will it take for /smg/ to heal?

>> No.55642226

>>55642223
1929 tier market collapse.

>> No.55642231
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i grew up on 4chan im a college dropout and i havent had a job in months, there am i cool guise can i fit in now guyyyyyz hey guyss can you hear me can you hear me heyyyy, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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>>55642231
Yes, you're officially cool now.

>> No.55642291

>>55642223
define what you mean by heal? because if you are asking for 2020-2021 to return, that wasn't healthy in the first place.

>> No.55642332

>>55642156
No I took massive losses on SOFI. Bought the top and sold the bottom.

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>>55642226
>1929 tier market collapse
I mean, this would make smg way better at least during the flashcrashes
I don't know if it would be considered "healing" though necessarily...

>> No.55642366

>>55642156
i have over 70 LEAPS. i'm sitting comfy.

>> No.55642379

>>55642204
You probably couldn't hear me cause of the Apple™ Air Pods#™ in your ears, normalfaaaaag.

>>55642231
STFU pajeet

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>>55642223
nudes from ur mom's younger years

>> No.55642386

SOXL+30% tomorrow?

>> No.55642394

>>55642386
Yeah and the day after too.

>> No.55642406

>>55642379
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHUD IVE NEVER PURCHASED AN APPLE PRODUCT IN MY LIFE!!!!!!

>> No.55642417

Looking for a new broker, who do you all prefer? I am an American with Schwab currently and am dissatisfied with their offerings.
>https://brokerchooser.com/
This tool has outdated information and should get removed.

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Is it possible that I’m so drained and tired because of the amount of meat and peanut butter I ate last night?

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>>55642231
>i havent had a job in months
excuse me sir but to post on biz you must meet either the minimum income requirement (US federal minimum wage x 35 hours/week) or the Independently Wealthy High Networth Individual requirement (>$25k in liquid assets in a single account). If you cannot fullfill either of these requirements to fund your gambling addiction, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from posting.

>> No.55642441

>>55642417
Tradovate or Ninja Trader.
>>55642406
>refuses to buy Apple
So you're not just a normie you're a supernormie hipster. Plot thickens.

>> No.55642452

>>55642417
Whenever this topic comes up, I am compelled to say don't get Vanguard

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>>55642417
Ignore meme brokers just get Fidelity.
It's boomer-tier And That's A Good Thing.

>Verification Not Required

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>>55642417
HOOD mogs the rest overall. Anyone who tells you differently is a niggerfagjewtard. Verification not required.

>> No.55642516

>>55642452 Vanguard and >>55642513 HOOD were never choices I had in mind. HOOD for obvious reasons. Vanguard seems too old school. I need my options + margin.
>>55642468 I've got Fidelity for my 401K. I like their positions interface. Are options + margin hard to obtain there?
>>55642441 Haven't heard of either of these, what do they have to offer?

>> No.55642534

>>55642516
>Haven't heard of either of these, what do they have to offer?
A platform for trading?????

>> No.55642540

bitcoins going up
you know what that means

>> No.55642555

>>55642516
>HOOD for obvious reasons
like not wanting to get 4.65% FREE MONEY on your uninvested cash while it sits waiting on the ready for you to pull the trigger on a trade? like not wanting to get FREE MONEY using their debit card with Round Up Rewards? LIke not wanting to be able to trade 24 hours a day, 5 days a week?

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>>55642379
ur mom!! doesnt own any cool stocks!!! i own alll of the cool stocks bub
>>55642429
sounds like im gonna get the axe, yes you can use my death as an excuse to drink
>>55642252
nice what do us cool people like to do on a sunday besides body ruination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFl9kO4co2M

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the pumping will continue until morale improves

>> No.55642584

>>55635812
Every nation has the parasites it deserves

>> No.55642614

>>55642555
Yes yes, ignore the
>Plaintext password storage
>Constant outages (like during the 'rona crash)
>Random forced options closures
>Price improvement stealing
>Overall Citadel dick suckage because they have no hope to go legit after all the above
But hey that 4.65% sounds juicy. Lemme xfer my quarter mil in there and hope I can pull it out next round of banking crises.

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>>55642516
>Are options + margin hard to obtain there?
My impression is Fidelity does vet you more thoroughly than other places. And once again, That's A Good Thing.

That said. If you are dead set in trading beyond your means, it may be worth checking out Interactive Brokers. I don't have an account with them, but their overall range of trading options (futures, international equity, FX, etc.) seems wider than most so I kind of assume they cater to folks who use margin accounts. No idea if their trading interface is good though.

>>55642555
>FREE MONEY
not FDIC insured or backed by anyone other than the most incompetent brokerage in the USA. Just roll CD's or treasuries.
>LIke not wanting to be able to trade 24 hours a day, 5 days a week?
given HOOD's business model is to fuck you on spreads I can only imagine what they do in sparsely traded hours

>> No.55642623

>>55642417
IBKR

>> No.55642627

>>55642555
You can do all of those things for less fees at Schwab or Fidelity. Just keep your uninvited cash in a money market, and then instead of using a debit card like a tard use a credit card with good rewards and do waaaay better than simply rounding. You can set up a credit card anywhere and pay the monthly statement from anywhere. Kek

>> No.55642628

People on YouTube are happy as fuck their 100k dividend portfolio is bringing in 3k a year. The fuck is wrong with these people

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>pre-futures

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>>55642417

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>>55642619
wrong, your uninvested is indeed backed by FDIC, your invested (in stooks, not cypto) is backed by SIPC. obviously you're a niggerfagjewtard.
Verification not required.

>> No.55642641

>>55642628
risk adversity mostly
The stock market in general doesn't pass the smell test for being not fake and gay, and I don't really blame people for thinking that.

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I'm on an ADHD cleaning rampage that I've been putting off for years finally going through my old high school stuff from my parents' house. There's a lot of material in here from 2007. Brings back memories. I believe this is an omen and the market is currently in the 2007 phase.

>> No.55642651

>>55642647
>>55642647
>>55642647
>>55642647

>> No.55642652

>>55642635
this guy is a huge fucking jew

>> No.55642653

>>55642644
post some pictures

>> No.55642654

>>55642628
Dividend portfolios are the worst of both worlds rn: sacrificing growth for less yield than safer alternatives.

>> No.55642658

>>55642652
you don't say

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>>55642636
>your uninvested is indeed backed by FDIC
>it's real
OK fair enough HOWEVER

>4.65% rate only available if you pay the Gold subscription fee
yeah...

>> No.55642721

>>55642694
paying $5 a month for something that literally pays for itself and then some is like not even paying for something to begin with.

>> No.55642738

>>55642417
i'm going through several brokers.

Best to worst
Great tier
Robinhood - simple and fucking clean

Serviceable tier
Webull/moomoo - chinese made UI. social media bloat. shit trackers. recommend this as a small trading account because of their for their bonus stocks offerings
M1 finance - this is geared towards divviefags

Boomer tier
vanguard
etrade
ameritrade
fidelity
merril lynch

Oh shit nigger what are you doing tier
Public

Honorable mention
SOFI - it's clean but severely lacks features that other brokerages offer. i'm biased since I extremely bullish on it.

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>>55642738
a man who knows HOOD's proper place.

>> No.55642987

>>55638421
You short long rice and long short rice

>> No.55643043

>>55641154
I recommend best Macedonia. It’s not run well but easy to adjust for.

>> No.55643090

>>55640376
How about
>why are you dancing like a retard