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He never gave a shit about crypto did he?

Good, because I don't

whose that man with the funny hair?
I think he would look really handsome with a full body orange suit

>>55636144
Who does?

>>55636149
kek

Crypto has never been better since he left.

>>55636133
>>55636144
>>55636148
>>55636149
>implying he won't get away with everything scott free
>implying his (((connections))) won't try their dammed hardest to get him out of jail (assuming he even touches a prison and is just sentenced to house arrest instead)
>implying he'll pay for any of his crimes
It's like you naive fags don't know how kikes behave

>>55636144
Of course he did, but only his bags.

>>55636133
I can only thank him for giving me such an amazing opportunity to short $FTT back in November last year. Thank you, Sammie boy!

>>55636133
who, the little jew who robbed thousend of amerigoylems? yeah he was funny, my testicles instantly shrinked to negative when I heard her talking....
buy donut

>irrelevant e-celeb thread #388125

>>55636168
what the fuck are you even blabbering about you broken bot

>>55636168
This is your brain on /pol/ brainrot

he's already free isnt him?

>>55636177
>mfw I didn't catch CZ's signal back in the day
For fuck's sake I always miss out on opportunities to get free cashies. I don't even get to claim a*rdrops like most street shitting jeets do

>>55636178
Lmao i had the exact same react, still trying to make those bad boys grow back to their original size.

>>55636180
This has to be bait. No fucking way it aint

>Feeling nostalgia for this piece of shit
I can't wait for the Arkham people to unmask him for being behind the hack but with proofs this time. Maybe authorities throw him in jail, Caroline will surely love watching Tyrone and Jamal roast spitting his ass again.

>>55636247
>IT WAS HIM! HE WAS THE HACKER ALL ALONG!
>lol k
- The feds, probably.

>>55636178
>>55636225
Learn english before you shill your trash. Increased chances, you know?

>>55636247
I JUST WANT COFFEE TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT ALREADY SO IT CAN PUMP TO $5 OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE

>>55636247
How many fucking conspiracy theory-tier narratives do you need to label shit as being an "inside job"? It's like everything has to be planned these days ever since 9/11 happened

>>55636168
Best post ITT. Severely underrated, one could say

kinda funny how crypto seemed to have its golden age and also its darkest with him coming in and out. ftx was a huge sham and now we know that, but this nigga was the face of crypto for the longest time.

i miss him.
>t. never ever put any money into any alameda product ever.

>>55636177
>tfw the most money i've ever made in crypto
bros...

>>55636256
He follows them on twitter so I got some faith lol

>>55636254
No, i wont!

Sam's family was into some serious shit. I'd be amazed if nothing weirder gets revealed.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/21/ftx-lobbyist-tried-to-buy-island-nauru-create-superspecies-lawsuit.html

>Sam Bankman-Fried’s younger brother, who was a top lobbyist for failed crypto exchange FTX, considered purchasing the island nation of Nauru in the Pacific to create a fortified apocalypse bunker state, a lawsuit filed in Delaware bankruptcy court shows.

>Gabe Bankman-Fried was looking at buying Nauru in the “event where 50%-99.99% of people die” to protect his philanthropic allies and create a genetically enhanced human species, according to the suit filed Thursday by attorneys from Sullivan & Cromwell, which is seeking to recover billions of dollars following the collapse of FTX.

>Gabe Bankman-Fried was FTX’s most visible presence in Washington, D.C., and was connected to bipartisan charitable donations that ran into the hundreds of millions. Along with an unnamed philanthropic officer of FTX, he considered buying Nauru, in part to foster “sensible regulation around human genetic enhancement, and build a lab there.”

>>55636133
Israeli government spam thread.

>>55636261
but it is

*sells your deposit and donates it to the dnc*

>>55636133
On one side, he was a fucking jew scammer that fucked up a LOT of people. On the other there hand, there hasnt been another wave of memes so good as the post FTX fiasco.
Not even the Chikun cock the gains meme or the power hour memes are THAT funny

I bet this little kike snakes his way out of jail, full pardon.

>>55636247
The so called 'le hack' wasn't even a breach/hack to begin with.

>>55636133
I know he's gonna get away with everything because of mommy and daddy's connection, but there was always a small part of me hoping he'd get send to rikers and get buttfucked every night until the FBI killed himself, and that small part of me keeps me going

>>55636133
nah. he just wanted to be a bohemian jew in the bahamas with his nerd bois chugging addies and having wild orgies with yahweh loves you