/biz/ - Business & Finance

Never selling btw

this week was so bad
my stocks barely escaped
i would have preferred
to instead just get raped

I will play earnings and make a lot of money

>Florida had shitton pension money in piss beer company
>Oopsie your pension got hit over a TikTok
>Governor comes in and market sells piss beer stock for you

Ah so this is power of ((pension))

You bought calls right anon?

A haiku of my week:

Yes this week was good
I hit seventy thousand
For the first time house

(Note: my last line was only 4 syllables so I added the word "house" to make it 5. house is meaningless in the sentence)

I avoided being heemed by taking profits on the way down, but I also averaged TSLA down and it is now 30% of my trading account (picrel allocation doesn't include my cash position which is 25%). Time will tell if this was a good play or if I should've just ridden the volatility down and waited.

>>55627216
Ok rape u next week

>>55627250
yes leveraged inversed ETF bear calls

>not buying CURE

Gookfu just shit on my face... so good

It's Friday, hooray
I made some money this week
Always alone though

>>55627270
i have to wait for my neet bux injection to refill my dead portfolio but cure will be one of my 5 etfs i divide evenly for sure, crazy etf

>>55627265
if it's soxs maybe you got a chance, but you shouldn't do options on those products they move like shit.

We win again Bobo

>>55627307
Im starting to get tired of winning

Should I just eat shit and sell my Japanese Small Companies investment? It was doing well last year but it's underperforming even compared to comparable funds.

On the one hand there's a lot of talk about Japan small caps being positioned well to outperform but on the other that's not guaranteed and I got move the money to South America to at least reap emerging market headwinds.

Kiwi farms is way more comfy on tor. Fuck the clearnet.

>>55627359
If by comfy, you mean spending less time on that cesspool because of how shit load times are on TOR, then I would agree

>>55627359
It's also back on the clearnet

>>55627284
>>55627265
Back in what, Nov 2021 or so I bought some long calls for SRTY and exercercised them in Feb 2022. Ended up making like $400
Portfolio then bled off like $2000 in value over the next year

>>55627192
>NASDAQ red
>ARKK green
There is no justice in this world

I'm just asking for oil to be around $90. Not a big ask imo

Anyone buying GM calls for earnings?

$30 SOXL when?

So another week is done. Good news keeps rolling in for a change. BAC hiked the divvy; good thing I bought shares during the sale event last week or week before, forget which. My latest 401k statement came in; YTD up 20%, with the last quarter up over 9%. The final contribution hike takes effect uh soon. I say final cause I never plan on touching that money till I'm forced to when I hit age 75. Which by that point uh well the fat balance will out last me and my wife by a good clip by itself. Pension comes to me from retirement day till the day I die anyway so yeah.

>>55627263
tesla will have some minor pumps but it's doomed to go down further as shorts are out

end of year tesla will release 200k roadster

1.5 seconds 0-60 or 0-100 it's faster than any ferrari or lambo

>>55627192
Oh God! Sergey and Nikocado linked up! Need it or keep it?

I like sand. Came across SND, a fracking sands company. The thing bounces like nobodies business and earnings are in two weeks. I actually think the play could be solid. The US is going to have to ramp up production to refill the strategic reserves. The environmentalist shit by the dems has always been a facade, and the military won’t allow our reserves to be low for too long with China’s growing erecting over Taiwan. Thoughts?

>>55627470
When was the truck supposed to get here?

>>55627487
i have no fucking idea. you mean cyber vehicle or the big cargo truck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWwImDX3ks

>>55627506
cybertruck

>>55627481
It is getting more and more expensive to extract the available reserves. This will probably come to pass, but the oil business will need to have signs that we are going to have sustainable higher prices first before opening the fracking valve full throttle.
The recession fears bear needs to die a violent death. The Baker Hughes rig count lately just keeps dropping

>>55627470
>end of year
which year?

>>55627409
>thinking (You) know better than Cathie's 8D chess

>>55627470
>fastest production car ever made that doesnt look like a 10+ year old aston martin
too bad its slower than a mercedes

im holding my puts all through earnings. i got that funny feeling again that everything will work out fine. for me.

>Futures

>>55627564
Will Baalbuddy give me an artist rendition of this with two crossdressing goblins if I pay him $10?

>>55627459
N-no, it can't be... U////U

>>55627564
those are trannies

>>55627594
Good.

Why does this seem to be a pattern for most stocks: q earnings beats expectations then stock nose dives.

>>55627350
Japan is still a good investment. My fund recommendation for investing in Japan is DXJ. DXJ is the best-performing Japan ETF and it is recovering from the last price drop.

Investing in Southern American countries is also a profitable option. The ILF and ARGT funds are currently beating the S&P 500 by a good amount, and they're also undervalued intrinsically as well. These are high-performing stocks for a bargain.

You realize that the top is in, right?

>>55627619
We're in the opposite of last year when everything pumped regardless of earnings

>>55627594
its beautiful

>>55627283
what else is on the list?

SO LET MERCY COME AND WASH AWAY
WHAT I'VE DONE I'LL FACE MYSELF
TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOME
ERASE MYSELF
AND LET GO OF WHAT I'VE DONE

https://youtu.be/8sgycukafqQ

>>55627642
not when this whole thread is bottoming

>>55627619
Profit taking and negative outlook in the guidance. It’s only good if you smash earnings and can do it again next earnings call.

>>55627644
But my longs, what will happen with my longs?

Remember: glownigger markets ALWAYS collapse in the end.

>>55627677
>>55627644
>>55627522
>>55627433
These messages were chosen

>>55627619
the companies set low guidance for the next quarter or else say something like TSM where they expect poor sales going forward so people just cash out

>War is a good example of this. He considered war or the threat of war as the greatest hazard for the investor.
>It tended to cause the most uncertainty.

so thats why the market is so gay

>>55627702
Reminder: All non-metals backed fiats have gone to zero eventually

BUY LOCKHEED ON MARGIN

>>55627720
People make fortunes out of wars. By fortunes I mean whole GDP of countries. Look at how Germany was assraped after ww2. They couldn't even control their own finances, they had allies running their economy to siphon all wealth from Germans

>>55627754
Tell me more about how that made the Germans rich. ;^)

>>55627753
Why? Earnings was last week

So what sort of TA do you cool anons use? I just stick with the 200 MA across different time frames. But I do think that volume profile has it's uses.

>>55627619
To cause max pain to options enjoyers, simple as.

>>55627799
I am a fundamental analysis tard.

>>55627754
That has Probably to do with the fact that germany has been an occupied state since ww2

>>55627777
Based and blessed glownigger skeptic.

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJdEdk9g2E&ab_channel=LeraLynn

>>55627818
>data based decision making
>in the current year
NGTMI

>>55627818
>>55627854
Trade the market in front of you.
It's nonsensical, but the trend is bullish.

>>55627854
I know

>>55627250
Post the pre-transition pic anon..

>>55627864
The trend *was* bullish.

>>55627799
bare trendline by itself and knowledge of the underlying within the greater macro context

>>55627818
I used to be as well. But then I realized I my tism was better applied when trading one ticker only. So I stick with SPY.

>>55627864
>he bought the top
Lol

>>55627652
my current picks are cure, sso, qld, ddm, and fngo
cure and fngo are the big earners and the other 3 are just indexes for some level of stability, cure is the only 3x leverage etf i feel good holding long term

>>55627926
planning on getting into this via spy futures if I ever get enough together to leave my job. The number admittedly keeps moving in my mind, but just 150 percentage points to go (inflation please quit raping my butthole but also pump my oil).

>>55627818
yikes but unironically.
Nothing worse than when some chronic money-loser comes on these threads to discuss macro

boycott al sports brands and all brands who use niggers in usa. crush tme like the faggot companies budlight etc. any company whoo promotes niggers should be destroyed

every kike company and every sports franchise hould be cutoff in total from public funding. shut down all professional nigger sprts. boycott and burn every company with nigger spokesmen and niggers getting rich. Destroy them all

>>55627926
same but BOIL and I view KOLD/UNG as optional companions/extensions of it.

What do you guys think about Caribou biosciences? Hedge Funds have been buying it and lots of analysts are rating it highly. Also is tipranks a good site to use for research?

>>55627954
listen, my portfolio crabs for longer than I would like pretty often. and I get some nasty drawdowns from time to time, but I wouldn't call myself a chronic money loser

>>55627994
Who?

there is a holy war and all jew companies and all jew finance minister and all rich nigger companies should and will be destroyed. destoy the kike and destroy the niggers

>>55627961
>>55627979
>>55628023
Meds --> >>/pol/

>>55627916
>>55627929
Jokes on you, I've been in cash and bonds since 3 months ago and missed the rally

https://youtu.be/6iOjLh98Deo

>>55627997
>that negative mark
nigger is this just you adding money to youre portfolio

>>55627799
KEEP IT ON
KEEP IT ON

>>55628023
Just be close to God and follow the path of righteousness and none of the other stuff will matter. You will be in the kingdom of heaven when this is all over and the wicked will burn in the depths of hell for all eternity. We will have the last laugh.

>>55628056
Reminder that the F-35C pictured in that image can't even go supersonic because it will permanently damage itself if it tries to use its afterburner. That also means it can't use BVR missiles, which require a supersonic launch.

>>55628070
it literally isn't that is returns, not total funds
Attached is my total portfolio balance over that time frame (in bluegreen), and the yellow line is what and when I added funds (20k)

Why do markets close if big players make their biggest players in AH? Isnt that a bit antithetical to muh price discovery?

>>55628090
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

>>55628104
numbers if you find graphs confusing

I still don't know what to think of Kenvue, anyone have thoughts there? It seems just like another boring dividend payer

50 min of AH remaining
$1.41 from closing green

>>55628131
Vangaurd messes up the t=0 axis on its performance graphs pretty frequently for some reason.

>>55628091
What ever makes you sleep at night pajeet/chink/vatnik/thirdie

>>55628104
oh I see, good job on not losing money then

>>55628131
>numbers if you find graphs confusing
kek nice burn

>>55627864
the trend is always bullish to you people

>>55628194
It's always too easy to make the troons reveal themselves lmao.

Oil bros, are we actually back for real this time?

Honesty I don't know if this is cool or just dumb as hell. Dude stole 200,000 cadbury eggs from a factory..https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/21/uk/cadbury-creme-eggs-thief-jailed-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

>>55628253
its been nice not having the SPR's momentum killing strategic dumping on top of the typical dumping this month. But baby steps. We still haven't been getting good consistent draws in the EIA reports.

>>55628245
Huh, couldn't hear you over the sound of me flushing shit down perfectly clean drinking water? You say something? Something about your daughter whoring herself out in a Italian brothel? Let me guess she told you she got a job as a maid

Imagine suffering over the S&P when you could be making 100% ROI in 40 days in argentinian stocks

I just spent a lot of money on shit recently. I better not lose this trade or its gonna be top ramen for a while.

>>55628150
20 min
56 cents!

>>55628305
Keep chasing those NAFO bogeymen. You'll get them eventually. ;)

>>55627192
All these fucking normies now
No one commenting on Ralph or Josh.

>>55628404
I'll keep chasing eastern euro prostitutes in Western euro brothels

>>55628205
But anon, I'm bearish. Oct-Dec or possibly a few months later, the music is probably going to stop. I'm making a few trades right now, but I'm not optimistic medium term

>>55628423
I DON'T SCARE BITCH

>>55628150
>>55628377
DROOPARINO at the last second! $4 and (grab reading glasses) 82 cents in tha REDDARINO.
That can only mean one thing.
THA LORD GOD Almighty wants me to go out in this storm get get a Little Caesar's Classic Pepperoni pizza for $6.99 using my HOOD debit card for Round Up Rewards free money!
Verification not required.

>>55628436
>he isn't even American
lol cry some more for us to come and save you

>futures

>>55628423
The Ralph/Josh team up is the best thing that happened for a long time in the sectur. I wonder how long it will last.

>>55627594
Right babe?

>>55628502
>he doesn't use the HOOD debit card for
FREE
MONEY
INCOMING

>>55628531
Very interesting
https://www.suzannetreister.net/Ampages/Amenu.html

>>55628091
That is an F18 job. And there is a missile in the works anyways which will possibly allow Cs to launch BVR missiles. They might stick the supersonic stuff on a drone that tails the Cs anyways. But imagine a fleet of hundreds of Cs with even a single BVR weapon. Forget even arming them, just having the armament available will paralyze enemy forces. GG forever.

>>55628091
>load ze F-35 FUD
It'll shoot down J-20's just fine. And it will "shoot down" Su-57's by existing (which the vaporware-57 does not). Needless to say 4th-gen fighters such as the Tejas, Boramae, and Rafaele would be swiftly BTFO as well in the event they somehow found themselves in air-to-air combat against this beast.

So uhhhh how we feeling about meta, Microsoft, google earnings?
If they fail like tesla did I'm thinking our new paradigm really will be in trouble

>>55628717
>>55628851
Hi discord! Come here to cope some more?

>>55628868
>needing someone to affirm for you that unicorn farts can't support fake and gay pump prices forever

>>55628868
Meta will try to claim some profit on threads to justify it as a rival.

Microsoft will talk about how many people signed up for their ai bot.

Alphabet will be the dark horse that shows its ai rival to microsoft can actually make profit.

All 3 will pump bigly on the news.

>>55628404
>>55628869
That Su-57 comment touch a nerve Ivan? This may not be taught in the R*ssian education system, but typically modern aircraft use advanced fastening techniques such as... not wood screws? So maybe take that into account next time.

> Hebrew script in your pic
ummmm excuse me sweaty but this smg the PRO-semitic thread?? maybe you were looking for pmg???

>>55628868
>how are we feeling about AI vaporware earnings
take a guess..

>>55628935
>Alphabet will be the dark horse
this is highly likely. they worked on a lot of *way* ahead of the curve stuff some years ago, but then got complacent and let a lot slide and degrade. sergey brin is back to regular hands on on campus right now and is getting some things steered back on course. the fruits at some point should be pretty seriously impactful. the primary headwind at this point is the potential for government kneecapping, which *may* even be paid for by MSFT who *may* even wind up buying GOOG someday (not within a decade) in the long game.

I fucking hate scalp acne holy shit I hope this stops being a thing when I go bald finally

>Futures

>>55627799
Have to use the 50 at the same time, select color green for 50, select red for 200, have volume on that's the most important for short term trading.

>>55628946
>IT'S LITERALLY RUSSIA!!!!!

>>55628868
All 3 will be in a contest to use the phrase "AI" the most in their conference calls.
TSLA is just a car company and thus much more cyclical.

>>55629095
>just
no

Market is closed bros shouldn't we be doing something else? I'm watching that joker standalone film that came out recently for the first time.
>aapl 250c 180dte

>>55629123
Solar roofs, battery memes, "dojo", etc. have translated into zero FCF for TSLA. Anything remotely interesting or profitable has been sequestered away from the grasping hands of the public like Space X memes and starlink memes.
It IS just a car company by design and practice.

>>55627282
what is this clip from?

That people that brought tsly the dividend stock with 75% yield are dropping a new Amazon stock on Tuesday.

Don’t forget yall

>>55629208
Thoughts on Lithium

>>55629167
aight, pick me out something to watch from my to-do list friend

>>55629208
yeah but

been away for the last 6 months whats the new meme should i blow my money on?

>>55629304
Tsly. Every share you buy pays you back .90-$1 every month

>>55627799
checked
>So what sort of TA do you cool anons use?
just basic trendlines, RSI, and volume

>>55629265
Fuck all that, watch boardwalk empire. I can't stop watching that show. Really good.

>>55629444
Checked

Insider here. My uncle works for Barbenheimer Black Swan. The next black swan event is mass crop failure due to heat stress. El Niño means next summer is going to be off the fucking charts as well. This combined with Putin weaponizing Ukrainian grain exports means that global food prices will skyrocket and billions will starve.

>>55629238
>>55629315
>TSLY
Well pic related is a red flag. They're leveraging through long synthetic futures and then selling covered calls on top for the divvie. The downside is that leveraged instruments can't recover if you're limiting the upside through CC's. It requires a strong bull market (which kills off some of the needed IV) and gets tanked during volatile periods. Check out the CBOE website and compare the BXM strategy to SPX during volatile periods. Go look at TSLA's historic volatility too.

What should I do to escape poverty wages? Learn to code or something?

Learn plumbing or electrical?

>>55629258
You mean the Nevada salt memes?
That was just kickbacks to the powers that be in Nevada for giving him the Car in a Tunnel contracts despite promising futuristic hyperspeed travel tubes. Musk incorporated X in Nevada because you incorporate there when you want to commit crimes, unlike Delaware after he got humiliated into buying TWTR.
>>55629481
Have your uncle check out my DUBS

>>55629500
Just work your way up from the bottom
Become a shift supervisor
Then store manager
Then a regional director
Then a vice president
Then COO
Then CEO
It's that easy

>>55629516
Why are you trying to trick me into staying at my slave level?

>>55629500
most everything has a "don't be an autist and network" phase and "pay your dues" phase. Many do not survive. For low barrier to entry, I recommend government work if you can manage to push out Shaniqua.

>>55629526
Because I am a part of the capital class

>>55629540
You are not fren

>>55629552
I'm teaching you how the world works

>>55629540
>Part of the capital class
>Writes it lowercase

>>55629213
It's one of the many Riverdale sluts. I think the clip is from a stripper movie with J Lo.

>>55629694
the middle ones tits are dis-proportionally low

i ve been buying on red days only for the last 2 yrs. what do i do now? i feel price out. All this green feels bad

Daily reminder that if you add up all USA welfare and foreign aid and divide it by the number of white people in the country, we could all make an extra $30k per year, every last white man, woman, and child. We wouldn't even have to raise taxes or do anything different, just stop paying enemy races and instead pay only ourselves.

Sigh will prob be used car shopping in the next 2 years. Wife's car is at the point where it's a money pit. Cost way more to fix v.s its value if something major fucks up. Put it like this; far as cost to insure it goes her car is on the policy for "free" for all intents.

>>55629492
I wouldn’t hold it for very long but it’s a high risk buy. If he feels like gambling then go for it

You guys DO read analyst reports, right? They're professionals.

>>55629304
TSLY is retarded, palantir is where its at. More cash on hand than liabilities AI company with ER in early august. I believe in it heavily, its 90% of my portfolio with other 10% being altria(good nicotine company, keyword nicotine they are moving towards harm reduction nicotine because smoking is going out of fashion)

Can the Pebble mine still happen?

please respond

>>55629729
It is better to buy a great company at fair prices than a fair company at great prices. Get positions in new companies, for me its palantir and altria. I sold out of nestle to get more palantir but i want to get back in. Nestle is great company that will keep growing.

>>55629886
wait, there are still NAK investors?

Barbie was great go see it if you're not a chud

I think /smg/ needs a club mix

>>55629911
50k shares holding strong
Mine will happen next election cycle you just wait

why wont my penny stock pump even though it had another great profitable quarter

too embarassed to shill it because the stock price didnt even move this week, staying at market cap of 34 million only

>>55629996
Interest rates. No institutional money to pump your shitter

>>55629911
NAK is doing good this year actually

>>55630023
Yeah, after how many reverse splits kek.

>How to Die by Seneca
what stocks for this feel

Margin call ? Good

NFLX fucked up a good week for me. Fags can never maintain a bull run for long

I should've shorted

>>55630010
>No institutional money to pump your shitter
I never considered that interest rates would be a factor for institutions to go risk off and basically ignore shitcos
So basically any legs up on these will only be temporary

>>55629927
Thank you sir I will go signal my virtue by watching Barbie.

>>55630023
That's NAK2 silly.

Will AMZN beat earnings? They pushed the reports back by a week, which is sus as fuck to me.

>>55630195
>earnings plays in the current year

Attention bulls. I have officially admitted defeat and am now throwing a large portion of my income into bullish positions.

Should an earthshattering financial crisis occur in the immediate future, please refer to this post and direct your frustrations towards it, as my bad luck and I will likely have been the breaking point.

That is all.

>>55626115
>n-no you don't understand! inflation has actually been low for decades! just ignore everything from houses to hamburgers and you'll see that inflation is low!
Kek. I'll let you in on a little secret: Money Is Not Special, increase it's supply, decrease it's value, simple as, inflation is always and only a monetary phenomenon.

>>55627259
>house is meaningless in the sentence
Yes I can see that

>>55627799
For bitcoin I use the weekly and daily MACD. When they are both green I buy. When daily goes red I sell. If daily goes green but weekly is red I stay in cash. I've made a ton of money over the years using this and have avoided the crashes like a champ.
For SPXL, TQQQ, and SVOL I watch the percentile rank of the VIX/VIX3M ratio. When the percentile rank goes above 65% I go to cash and when it is below 60% I go all in the 3 leveraged ETFs.
I have another account with SOXL where I watch the 200 day moving average on SOXX. When SOXX is above I buy SOXL, below I sell.
I use absolute momentum to short natural gas futures. If the NG futures contract price is beneath the price on the same day 1 year ago I short. When it's above I go to cash. I never go long natural gas since the expensive cost of storage makes the contango so extreme the price just steadily declines in the long term. This has been a very profitable trade in the long term.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss scoopsies. I get it. He an autistic code monkey addicted to amphetamines. But he's my sweet bb boy. One day our bodies will meet. Body against body. That's why I still get out of bed every morning.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DtxBUp6hBaI&feature=share

>>55630236
guess they will fudge the numbers up

Half an hour until I get off work, what's a good 80's or 90's movie to get baked and watch before bed?

>>55630488
Batman returns

>>55630488
Big Trouble in Little China
The Burbs

>>55630488
Snatch
The Big Lebowski

>>55630488
DUDE WEED
kys ape

>when discussing here you are unironically listening to potheads normies, aside from the usual autistic anime watchers

What's next ? League of Legends players ? Get me out of here holy shit

>>55630655
i am the one that told him to KYS

check out my tool bar

>>55630698

>>55630611
>Snatch
a man of culture

>>55629208
https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/20/tesla_to_license_fsd_software/

>>55630655
we are all normies here r-right bros...?

>>55629723
disgusting 3/10 but probably still would

gm to everyone except mumus
yesterday I almost bought NVDA and TSLA puts but chickened out

>>55629500
First thing you do is go over to /jmg/ - the job market general thread on /lgbt/ where you and other jobqueers can prepare for interviews and discuss how to get HR to notice your hard work lol faggot

Is revolving credit jewish?

>TFW sold WAL at 40
I bought at 18 so it isn't that bad. Still my brain was incorrect.

>>55627259
Why not just do "For the very first time"?
Or use a better word. Like virginity.
You are no good.

We’re trying to find ONE (1) good stock.

An early Apple, Nvidia or Google can make us all rich for life!

A company with a great product or service, an enormous market potential, and a profitable business. No small caps or commodity stocks.

>>55631250
>An early Apple, Nvidia or Google
>No small caps
I think you've misunderstood something along the way.

>>55631250
>>55631274
If you find the company when it's still a small cap you'll probably have to hold for 20 years while it barely moves. You'll miss out on all the market moves between then and the time that it moons. You might end up with less money from years of crabbing followed by a sudden jolt upwards compared with holding an already-established company over the same length of time, or even trading.
You could try buying private equity to sell at IPO/acquisition, if you meet the criteria or find a good SPAC. You could look at mudkips or largecaps. Or you could wait for a metaverse-tier fuckup to tank the value of a large/megacap so you can sell when it recovers. Buying small caps and holding them for years is probably not a good strategy.

>>55627265
based

>>55629167
no, retard, you just keep your HOOD tab open all weekend watching the line keeps moving and numbers flip and flop due to the BTC you bought just for that purpose. There should be a coin called MCC (MARKET CLOSURE COPE). I don't generally buy alts though so that could just be an alt name for BTC instead.
>>55630798
Probably for the best. Even though you are fundamentally correct, the fake and gay upon which they float is a powerful source of buoyancy.

>>55627799
>TA

>>55627799
Fibonacci

>>55630488
Heathers
Grease

>>55627799
Price action and triangles is unironically all you need to make money.

All I want is a house with an attic and swimming pool. Is this too much to ask for?
Buy oil.

Just got a new job and one of the 401k options is a tech index fund. Should i dump all my paycheck into it?

>>55631757
not enough to ask for in my book. you might also desire an authentically crafted Confederate States of America uniform replica to go with those other things, in order to complete
THA
TOTAL
PICTURE
.

>>55631823
>all my paycheck
if you did that you wouldn't have anything left for buying the next good BOIL dip, son.

>>55631823
>Just got a new job
Picturing you being a total fag during your interview lol
>yeth I alwayth give a hundred and ten percent ma'am

I panicked before the market closes and went long instead of going short on TSLA and AMD . Leverage x10.

>>55631823
That automatic enrollment law they passed in the Secure Act 2.0 is fucking weird
Gamble with whatever your employer doesn't match in an account you have control over because it is more fun that way.

>>55631391
lmfao

>>55631757
nice

>>55632059
>panicked
>with leverage
hope you lose all your money, retard lmao

Would some kind anon explain implied volatility to a retard (me)?
Was looking at some SNAP puts and IV is 200% for the contract I'm interested in buying. Is that high/bad?

>>55631895
HAHAHA OP FUCKING ROASTED

>>55632337
IV is essentially risk premium, high IV = more expensive options = higher perceived future volatility

spx to 4500 by next friday

>>55632392
New to this. High volatility doesn't favor one direction over the other? It just means lots of risk?

>>55632337
IV is the expected range of movement for the stock over the next year. It's "implied" because it's based on the price of the specific option you're looking at, everything else being equal. Note it isn't the expected price movement of SNAP at the end of the year, just the expected range during the year. An IV of 200% on SNAP is very high as it's above the 99th percentile IV rank meaning IV for SNAP has been at 200% or above less than 1% of the time over the last year. The option is quite expensive

>>55632486
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

>almost done maxing my emergency fund
>soon will be able to dump $4k into VT a month
cozy

>>55631834
>authentically crafted Confederate States of America uniform replica
A man of distinction

Sigh. Wife's car the key fob stopped working. Figured ok, swap the battery inside it and all's good. Did that. Still nothing. Next I checked all the fuses related to power locks,power mirrors, truck release. All good. The damn anti theft light on the dash is lit up to but the car still starts/runs. Fucking hell. I just wanna have a few years of nothing fucking up on me. Oh well the damn car's old enough now to be a money pit candidate. Fuck, guess just keep driving it till it just falls apart even though you can't uh lock the doors except manually now.

>>55632392
>>55632542
I see, thank you anons.
I assume a drop in IV would affect the profitability of the trade then?
And in that case, would it be smarter to place an earnings trade earlier, despite time decay?

>>55632663
confirmed descendant of at least 8 CSA soldiers. in the non fake and gay timeline my great great granddaddy saved that little Jew girl.

>>55632783
Get a new fob man, it's not that big a deal.

if you bought calls on your favorite meme stocks on friday all i can say is you done fucked up kiddo

oil

>>55632855
I bought calls on your virginity

Going to the tigers vs padres game tonight. Look for me on TV.

>>55632932
The actual thought of being surrounded by a bunch of drunk sports ball fans just sickens me. Take a selfie by the bud light stand and post here.

>>55632932
>tigers
owned by the LIttle Caesar's woman I do believe.

>>55632932
They suck this year

>>55633010
That family owns most of the teams in detoilet

>>55632981
Kek will do
>>55633010
It's owned by Chris ilitch who is a piece of shit. His father really loved the team, but he doesn't really give a shit.
>>55633017
They are still in the hunt though. I actually normally would never go when I can just watch it on TV but mt cousin is buying the tickets, and driving so fuck it.

honestly rather than spending hours doing analysis on individual stocks and shit i think i'm making more money just by waking up, using up all my money to buy TQQQ/SQQQ depending on how i feel the market will go with +2% take profit and -1% stop loss

>>55633060
Have fun at the ballpark. The Dads are a complete train wreck this year even with Tatis, Machado, and Soto so hopefully you get to see a nice win.
>>55633101
Sounds like a very inefficient strategy. Won’t ever trade have a wash sale associated with it then?

>>55632794
It will definitely get rekt after earnings. The trick with earnings is to buy your option a couple weeks before and sell just prior to earnings. What usually happens is IV will steadily increase up to the last day so you can harvest that. A straddle works best for most people. Honestly though I'd suggest you do more studying first. Not to be that anon but you're probably gonna lose money if you go in now considering the level you're at on your journey. Pick some lower hanging fruit

>>55633101
Futures. Your money goes a lot further.

all written options expired otm this month
it's time to repeat that process for next month by writing otm puts
you can easily earn 1% a month, so 12% on a yearly basis. and if the option expires itm, you will just buy some cheap stock and wait a few months until it is 10%+ in the plus

>>55633060
that might be because he only owns it on paper because his mother really owns it since Michigan law doesn't allow anyone to own *both* a sports team *and* casino, and she owns a few of those too.

>>55633126
Matt Manning is pitching so I think the tigers have a chance tonight. I'm glad the pitch clock is a thing now. Don't want to be there for 4 hours.
>>55633178
That makes a lot of sense.

how do you financially benefit directly from having a strong currency vs a depreciating currency? Forex will just wipe you out like BTC does.

>>55633233
I only know these things because the other day I got a Little Caesar's pizza and thought to read the Wikipedia page on it while I was eating. I wound up reading the pages on both the husband and wife that founded it and picked up a few tidbits like that.

>>55633101
>honestly rather than spending hours doing analysis on individual stocks and shit i think i'm making more money just by waking up, using up all my money to buy TQQQ/SQQQ depending on how i feel the market will go with +2% take profit and -1% stop loss
exactly, but futures is this on steroids

I just sharted for possibly the first time in my life. It felt like a little toot building up but when I released it there was no sound and the feeling of liquid squirt.
Do you know what this means? This means that people think that earnings will be good feeling toot but instead they will be shit. Position yourself accordingly.

Is this bullish or bearish?

>>55633269
Mike Ilitch, god rest his soul, was one of the best sports team owners to ever exist. Sad the tigers weren't able to win a world series for him.

>>55631250
celh(see monster), pltr, hood

>>55633101
I have £10k in a tax free account and was thinking of using it for something like this, meanwhile buying shares in some companies in a normal account. I like actually owning part of a company and I want to use my investment account for secured loans, which you can't do with a tax sheltered account.

>>55633292
i really hate the 4h TF, too much shitty long and opposite candles; i stop at 1h, then move directly to daily and weekly

>>55633292
I'll go with bullish.

>>55633292
it's just lines, son
just lines
nothing but lines
only lines
lines alone
that's all that they are, son
lines

Are dividend stocks just a meme? People have a 2m portfolio and only earning 40-60k a year after investing over a lifetime

>>55633538
Dividend stocks are in general stocks that just lose 20% a year, but muh divvies.
Just buy a 2% dividend stock that grows instead of some 5%+ div stock that decline 5%+ a year

>>55632838
Well its not the fob. I also tried the spare fob. It didn't work either. Its got a brand new battery in it to. Odds of both fobs just dying is slim especially since the spare hardly gets used. Not the fuses, not the fobs. Something that works the fobs and the anti theft system is fucked I think. What that is I dunno. But I do know more in likely it'd be a pain and expensive thing to fix. The car is 20 years old (but looks damn good body wise only 165,000 miles; Wife takes care of it). So it's like this; pay maybe out the ass to fix whatever is fucked or just lock the doors manually and go on with it till it dies or we get a newer used car.

>>55633659
>buying anything newer than 1970s pickup trucks

>>55633538
Well look at KO. Buffet bought a shat load of it in the late 80s. He now pulls in 400 million a year alone from it. Not counting the other assets he owns. 400 million from KO divvy.

>>55633659
If it's 20 years old whatever part needs replacing can be sourced from a salvage yard or aftermarket for cheap.

>>55633691
The issue is electrical so anon is screwed. Minimum 265$ probably for an automotive electrician to diagnose the issue and then whatever the hourly work to correct it.

>>55633713
Watch Chris Fix videos.

WHY ISN'T ANYTHING HAPPENING

>>55633726
Its cheaper for anon to take it to an expert then go pulling the wiring harness and searching for shorts since he doesnt have the machine that finds it for him.

>>55633563
>Just buy a 2% dividend stock that grows instead of some 5%+ div stock that decline 5%+ a year
There are plenty of high yielding stocks that go up. Take a look at RIO and BHP, both have gone up the past 5 years and both yield 8-9%.

>>55633749
I'm pretty sure Pep Boys and shit will rent you an OBD2 scanner for free if you leave your info

>>55633691
>>55633726
>>55633713
>>55633749
Well its a moot point anyway. I think we're just gonna merely lock the doors manually like everyone did before the whole key fob thing took off. Hell my first three trucks I had (88, 92,and 2000 Ford Rangers) didn't have anything like that and I survived just fine.

>>55633822
Kek. The city dmv and auto insurance company both uh value her car low. Hell it basically rides on the auto policy for free. The dmv cost a year is uh under 40 bucks. Put another way; according to them the damn engine is worth more than the whole car.

>>55633659
youtube "my model car key fob stopped working"
wallah, most likely someone already had this problem and shows you how to fix it

>>55633688
Yeah but what is a company that literally sells coke and also gives a dividend?

What do you all think of MDMA stocks like Pharmala Biotech?

>>55633732
oh shit my bad
I was watching bocchi the rock and forgot to turn on the stock market, it should be up any minute now.

>>55631250
SOFI. one stop fintech with a bank charter that's trying to top 10 in US banks. it has beating estimates time and time again. it's expecting to be profitable in Q4 in '23/24Q1.
this is something you want to buy LEAPS and forget it after a year or two rather than a swing trade.

>>55633659
Check the owners manual to see if there are any “pairing” steps you need to take with the key fobs. Also make sure your cars battery is fully charged.

>>55627192
>07/21/23(Fri)17:26:25 No.55627192
damn smg being slow perfectly represents how boring the stock market is now

i dont know if ill ever recover from how torched my adrenaline cravings are from 2020

>>55629873
im so mad i missed the pump for pltr when i was watching it for a while

>>55634316
worthless since every schlub can grow shrooms

>>55634707
True, but every schlub could homebrew their beer as well.

I still wouldn't buy because shrooms are not something that people do on a regular enough basis generally. I guess there's the microdose market though.

That said, if there's a big enough regulatory moat so that not everyone can make a psylocibin product, then there might be something there.

Seems like a crapshoot though.

>>55634736
Microdosing is a racket. There is neglible effects from doing a small amount daily because you build tolerance so quickly within the first week your body will no longer be affected by it. That said, I believe there is a strong case for a recreational market. I find taking a smaller dose (1g) or is perfect for socializing. It's like being tipsy but without all the heavy body action. Part of the reason why people don't do mushroom more is what I just experienced being lazy and dry chewing them. There are of course much better extraction methods like making a tea using them or even better extracting in high acidity citric juice.

Anyways my scale is not very accurate so I am not exactly sure how much I just took, could been anywhere from 3-4.5g

>>55630488
frankenhooker

>>55634576
The only good part about sofi is how easily they will let me tap a loan to not deal with more difficult financing. I actually had to get an 8k loan from them to hold over the summer until my home refinance from family is finally able to be closed on.

>>55634771

Have a good trip man

>>55634825
I haven't taken any in 6-8 weeks so I am really expecting some mental fireworks of some kind.

>>55634771
>recreational market.
Shrooms are already dirt cheap on the black market. Look at what happened to legal weed prices in Canada - dug a hole to China.

>>55634856
I mean more so someone needs to popularize them at 1-1.5g range give or take the potency. Gives that fun drunk and the want to socialize without having to drink $30-50 of booze at a bar and without all the stomach problems of trying to pre-game.

>>55634873
Yeah that's the stuff. People eat a handful and lose their minds, a gram will just get you zoning right.

>>55634889
I had a really good experience on 2g that I keep chasing so I end up going high and higher. Only downside through still at the 1g is that your pupils will still be massively dilated so it's not SFW events.

Baking.

>>55634903
You literally have to wait a month or it doesn't feel the same.

>>55634968
Yeah I realized how bad the fall off when I first started. I had waited a month and it was pretty good but nothiong as earth shattering. I uh, already have a feeling this one will since its been barely 30 minutes and its already getting legs.

Baking.

WHEN YOU LAZY FUCKEr

Baking.

>>55634910
>>55635071
>>55635126
yep that's a nigger

>the bond market has real yields below 2%
>from 3 months to 30 years no matter what you buy your actual inflation adjusted returns will be less than 2%

raking

>>55635165
Tricked!

laking

wanking

i did some calculations at work during slow moments.
counted my initial position size to 11% and i have 9 of those. my losses and profits will be small

i wrote in cons: profits will be small. then i thought what profits? so that settled it. building structure, rules etc is easy for me.


my biggest issues is buying and what to buy.

i freeze weirdly with that. iniative or something is a big issue for me. now i can take more gambles with the 9 positions.

i need to learn how to run the system live so i can get more confidence in buying.

dont bake yet or i wasted my big post

>>55635256
I find buying opportunities are obvious if you wait for them. Rather than that, selling is what does me in since I hold too long.

>>55635266
It should be pre-accepted that all posts are wasted here.

also im readin a book about market legends and their styles described. i like this one dudes style. skittish trader.

he also said you need to aim to double your money every 6 to 18 months. getting your salary amount from the market is useless according to him. lol

>>55635333
sell in to strength and leave a 20-30% runner with a trailing stop.

most of the legends sold in to strenght

bake u bloddy bitch

>>55635405
currently indisposed

>>55635405
it's a weekend and only page 3. we can hit image limit and still have plenty of time before needing to bake.

>>55635420
no good sir
i will write script for bakeing in advance of 297 replies

FYI
TRADERS = CME
INVESTORS = NYSE
OK?

>>55635405

>>55635441
What is the NASDAQ?

>>55635436
the anti early baker janny will wage war against (You) and charge nothing for it, assuming they are still a janny (it's been a short while since that particular episode).

>>55635463
It's a NYSE spin off show.
I'm talking 'the medium is the message' level stuff here.

>>55635441
FYI
REAL MEN AND WOMEN = BOIL/KOLD/UNG
TROONS = ANYTHING ELSE

Verification not required.

GM will print

>>55635494
You're a clown.

>>55635505
You may not be wrong, but I am very much unfond of auto manufacturers as businesses. You have the unions, the retarded supply chains and satelite manufacturing facilities since none of them make their own parts in house, how comfortable they are with debt, the always tightening emission standards, the competition in the space, the fact they all get btfo by the Japs. It is all kind of embarrassing.

Does everyone here understand that the sole reason BOIL, TQQQ/SQQQ, etc. exist is for people too dumb/poor/ugly to trade CME futures?
Every "great trader" book of the last 50 years is about CME instruments, Mark Douglas, everybody.

>>55635560
I agree with them as a longer term investment, I'm just trading earnings.

>>55635569
imagine bagholding farts like this guy

>>55635603
>>55635536
There's no bagholding futures you jewnigger, it's a trader's medium.
That's what I''m trying to explain to you rabbihood kindergarteners.
You're impressively stupid, congratulate your folks for me.

It's happening

>>55635650
I will build a shrine to Krugman if oil hits Goldman Sach's projections. Unironically.

>>55635650
If I wanted to hear jews spouting nonsense I'd watch Seinfeld.

>>55635636
I'm talking about you getting mad about bagholding BOIL

>>55635656
not the limpwristed $80 projections though. The $90 ones.

>>55635684
I'm getting mad that he isn't trading futures.
3X leveraged ETFs are jacking to cam girls, futures are sex with porn hookers.

>>55635799
>>55635799
New

>>55635536
it would seem that your mother has a thing for clowns then

Bump. Let's not give up until post 350!

Any accounting bros here? If I get a C in intermediate 1 is it over for me?

>>55635957
I graduated from a MAcc program 5-year and now do CRE underwriting for a major bank. I'm so lucky lol