/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55617241
I'm a joke to the world.

>>55617241
that's me

>>55617241
You rang?

>That 40 year old boomer who's been making crypto memes since he was a 30 year old boomer.

>>55617241
hey that's me

>>55617241
> 30-something who...
>did the learn2code meme webshitter
>has a minimalist desk
>is /fit/
>is /out/
>is /k/
>is /mu/
>is /o/
>has a Ruger P85 MK2 loaded on his desk unironically
>Doesn't own a TV, but has three he uses as monitors he found in a dumpster
>Has his own weight rack
>Lives in a shithole or with parents
>Makes over a 100K a year
>Avoids wammin like the plague
>Never heard of a MGTOW, just knows wammin are trouble
>Crypto stack is just BTC and meme/shitcoins
>Maybe has some cardano or monero.
>Has an impressive stack of boomer metals, but thinks they're a bad investment
>Fren circle ranges from normies, /x/ weirdos, Chuds, stoners, lifters, and even troons.
>People like him, he likes people.
>Was a fallen Chad, found peace when he took a hefty sip

i literally cant invest in anything else because ive been de-banked.

i suppose i could invest in myself or start a cash business but ive been excluded from stocks and shares

>>55617241
>I don't play by 'their' rules

What can I say, I take big shits.

>>55618783
Tis me.

>>55618783
Why is this so accurate?

Turning 33 in a few days. Went to the mall today and it was full of zoomers

>>55619058
Larp, malls are filled with mexicans and niggers

>>55619058
new zoomer girl at work for internship. so fucking hot. i want to drink her juice. probably not a good idea to ask her to let me drink her juice

That 50 year old gigaboomer that shits in the woods while holding janky ass defi tokens for 2 hours

>>55619101
That's the problem, zoomer girls are so hot, even the underage ones dress so slutty with crop tops that expose their midriff and lower back

We're 35 now. This meemee is 5 years old.

>>55619115
Based and sip pilled.

>>55619209

Whew lad do I know. Don’t wife them, but the BPD ones are fun.

>>55617241
>he invests in PEPE

>>55617241
ngl I already want to be an oldfart, I'm tired of so much youth, I just want to complain about anything for no reason at all

>>55619778
Sometimes it amazes me how a joke can lead to something too big, memecoins are simply agents of chaos.

>>55617241
by definition you cannot be a boomer at 30

>>55619974
Don't tell me what I can do kid

>>55619058
In 2017 you ruled the world, you were just a young man on the prowl for pushy. Now look at you. Intimidated by broccoli haired teenage mutts.

>>55619101
>probably not a good idea to ask her to let me drink her juice
kekko gecko

>>55619209
Zoomer chicks are more overweight than moomer chicks were 10 years ago at the same age. The hotness is only in relation to their age.

>>55617241
>30 years old
>boomer
God, I hate zoomers like you wouldn’t believe

>>55619974
>anon discovers a 5 year old shitpost meme and takes it seriously
It's a joke about 18yo teens back then who were seething about 30yos, like Nick fuentes back in 2017 when he was 19 bitching about 'cheugy 30yos' but now nigga is 25 himself.

>>55619778
Why the heck do peeps even bother with memecoins? Like, real talk, we got some rock-solid options like Vechain, Peaq, and Geeq, bringing the real-world applications to the table. Ain't no time for memeing around when you can ride the wave of these legit coins.

>>55619974
>>55620410
newfags

>>55618783
This except I make no money whatsoever, just holding what I already have in crypto and hoping for a magic bullrun.

>>55617241
That's me and I hope to retire with RIO, NXRA, and other alts that I'm buying now.

>>55619778
My dad (54) made money from PEPE and WOJAK

>>55621003
Retirement is shit and it's just like dying from the inside, but those are good alts that will make you money

>>55617241
Anon, that's me. A smart 30 year old Anon who sold his certificate to buy BTC, RIO, and recently purchased KREST to get the PEAQ Airdrop.

>>55620536
Peaq is bringing EOT and DePIN to the table. What do the others on this list offer? Faggot

>>55621292
My Granny 62 earns money by holding Eloop's part of Tesla on PEAQ and profiting from its daily revenue.

>>55617241
That is me for sure and I am still grinding daily. I just bought SPOOL and PENDLE. Fucking bullish on the LSD narrative.

>>55618783
>boomer metals, but thinks they're a bad investment
Retard. They're the only thing worth spending money on aside from food. NGMI.

>>55624318
you're JPM's cash cow
every time they have a bad quarter, they paper sell gold and silver and there is no way for you to audit their supply
cuck

>>55624346
That means it's undervalued and the price will x far more than any crypto ever will. Stay poor bitch.

>>55617241
Age doesn't matter in the cryptospace. What matters is financial stability and I believe I'm getting it with my investment on RIO, NXRA and LEOX.

>>55621797
I fucking can't wait for Peaq airdrop after participating in the Allianceblock Fundrs Krest presales.

>>55624424
I ain't fading NXRA for anything. The project is breaking into the RWA space with its recent partnership with ArtBanx.

>>55617241
Smart choice Chad. Been fucking the market big time in ETH, Matic, Ride and Hero. It's the fuckin way to go now.

>>55617241
>That 20 year old Gen z who hits the gym and invests in memecoins

>i am almost approaching the age where boomer jokes are now aimed at me
the meme isnt funny anymore guys. thats enough

>>55621797
Hell yeah! Now that they've won the Polkadot parachain auction, I'm expecting a freaking massive development on their end. But I can't believe you got no clue about Vechain when it's one of the huge projects out there! Get with the program, anon.

>>55617241
lol nice meme. everybody knows cryptards are all nigs and poos. no self-respecting white man would fall for a ponzi scheme designed to trap retards.

>>55617241
I hate zombies like you fuck shit!

I actually don't mind as long as CYMI and ARB is gonna retire me!

HEH damb straight

*sips*

All in Litecoin. I don't always make it but when I do, I euphoriapost on biz nonstop for the duration of the pump. And we are long overdue.

-Sent from my iPad

>>55621292
Well, we all have ways to earn money, anon. My friend in Spain is using the Tap service that I told him to look for. Now, he's enjoying the Titanium plan with benefits attached to the package plus holding XTP.

>>55617241
and whats more
the currency i invest is haircomb

>>55621292
Well, we all have ways to earn money, anon. My friend in Spain is using the Tap service that I told him to look for. Now, he's enjoying the Titanium plan with benefits attached to the package plus holding XTP.

>>55617241
Shut the fuck up I'm 23 y/o it's not my fault that pond got shilled so fucking hard when I got in here, now I'm fucking trapped jesus christ

>>55626750
nobody forced you to get in, nigger

>>55624971
Dude I live in a 1st world country and I like crypto and all it represents wtf u mean

>>55626750
>He literally got baited by niggers and pajeets
You could not fathom how much my sides are hurting rn

>>55626124
>All in a currently dying piece of garbage
No

>>55626750
Fuck right off nigger, straight up

>>55618783
Does this mean I have autism

>>55617241
how are 30yo boomers? you fucking retard

>>55617510
Yup. That's me

>>55624576
Hey benzofag, just discovered the new IDO called IMM on RazrFi, keep your fingers crossed and watch it revolutionize the healthcare space by offering decentralized health data and mgt.

>>55617241
You are damn right, and AI tech like Blackswan.
More info about the AI trading bot on blackswan dot biz

>>55624576
How do you keep buying when they're not pumping? Funarcade's decentralized systems and smart contracts, Web3 gaming offers limitless possibilities.

>>55617241
Don't waste your mf bucks on dead coins, retards are being rewarded with QANX on the ongoing zealy campaign.

>>55626984
Glad AI is gaining dominance in the space, with AGII combining the capabilities of state-of-the-art AI models and a comprehensive suite of tools, the new phase has already begun

>>55624531
Oh yeah anon, Only losers will snooze on Scallop, it's revolutionizing the way mfs handle finances by integrating crypto and fiat currencies into a single platform.

>>55627068
Hehe wassup I am really excited about phase 4 release of Blackswan. I'm glad other projects are getting hype too. Spread the AI love.

>>55617241
Yup

>>55617241
Stick to DiD. Lots of projects are reviving and Coming out bigger

>>55627003
A decentralized peer-to-peer crypto messenger and communication platform with top privacy and fully anonymous transactions is the way forward. Who the fuck plays games now?

>>55627101
you mean like an exchange?Like the ones that keep getting hacked?

>>55621845
Sounds like. Perfect passive income, just like Adlunam's Engage-to-Earn NFT-integrated IDO seedpad and launchpad for the web3 Attention Economy, using Proof of Attention. Smartfags can monetize social capital, while projects gain access to highly engaged retail investors.

>>55627167
>IDO
IMM IDO is a smart move and the ecosystem is fired up, the aim to bring medical records to DeFi is now closer than we ever thought.

>>55618801
And Adlunam's IDO platform comes to the rescue to play a crucial role in blockchain facilitating innovative token launches & empowers project to reach their potential

>>55624401
I'm better with a thrilling journey of gambling and earning potentials on Funarcade than listen to the Jews

>>55627297
>listen to the Jews
Buying PMs is the most antisemitic thing one can do.

>>55627106
Content creators, marketers, and businesses will now be able to create engaging and impactful content in a fraction of the time. Thanks to an AI-based AGII.

>>55627349
Interesting
And with Blackswan's Phase 5 there will be historically trained data enabling better trades.

>>55626925
Go back you fucking newfag boomer cunt.

>>55619778
That's retarded, no way a chad would invest in shitcoins. I'm sure he'd be balls deep in Peaq and Fetchai for their multi-chain machine IDs.