/biz/ - Business & Finance

reminder that there's only one true christian church

Im greening out

I haven't bought a single stock or option in 2 years and I haven't had sex for the past 25 years

I'm bored again.

reminder that dedollarization means stronger inflation

>>55624525
she kinda looks like a mushroom

Today's OPEX theme

https://youtu.be/Tewb6wtR7Nc

>Susquehanna's last PT for AAL was $14
>They release their new PT for AAL
>It's $19
>This is listed as PT cut
How do they get away with it bros

the top is in

>>55624429
Sorry king nigger I haven't studied every sect of Christianity to know what each of their specific differences are.
Catholics are the only ones who worship a pope. There's probably more, go look it up if you care so much faggot.

my cock is in

holy shit just fucking dump already you stupid nigger market

If you've ever looked at a chart or even thought about price a single time you have by definition overoptimized and curve fitted any possible decision you could make in the markets and will never make any money. The best you can do is open your broker screen and press random buttons in hopes of making money. Sorry anons you played yourself

>>55624562
Maybe but it looks like there is LTF support at 449.
I think nothing of significance will happen until earnings next week.

>>55624562
>S&P is at record low earnings yield
you might be right

>>55624627
Spoken like a true bizlet

watcha drinkin' tonight anons?

>>55624541
She will grow on you

>>55624654
VT boomer here, diet monster

someone tell me what to buy please

>>55624682
Guns + ammo

>>55624682
Buy whichever tech stock drops 20% or more on next earnings

>>55624654
Water

>>55624682
I cannot in good conscious tell you to buy VTI because of the massive discrepancy between domestic and international valuations. Either VT or mix in some VXUS

>>55624694
nokia?

>>55624674
kek

>>55624682
NTR or MOS

DISH bros we are back

>>55624682
VTI, VEU, VBR, VNQ, VYM

>>55624694
How hard are they gonna bounce back?

>>55624604
Catholics pray to saints and holy relics. They worship Jesus so they are Christian, other Christians think relics and saints fall into the idol category, idol worship is forbidden, therefore they aren't true Christians just pagans with a sick Christian themed drip. That's what people mean when they say Catholics aren't Christian, they mean they aren't doing it right and are really just superstitious drunks begging for superpowers and gambling wins

>>55624682
KOLD
natty gas niggers are about to get heemed

Biden talking about the AI remarks from this morning

>>55624675
>>55624697
boooring, get some booze and lets party

12 TSLA Jan $300 Calls locked in

what else should i buy bros

>>55624604
>>55624730
Sup Christbros. How many babies are we molesting tonight?

>>55624700
Ftfy boomer

>>55624682
>>55624700
VT is a good choice. In the long term, investing in all markets is better than investing in one market. VT has a better valuation than VTI; lower price/earnings, lower price/book, and the fund invests in underrated markets that are growing in value.

>>55624791
You keep Christ's name out your mouth chud.

>>55624756
Alcohol is boring, i dont care about that
I rather drink water and do push ups

>>55624801
international stock has a pe ratio smaller than america small cap and almost small cap value levels.

>>55624756
Hell yeah brother.

>>55624811
*rapes a toddler for Jesus*

>>55624791
Depends, how many are you sending across shark infested waters and barren desert wastelands to escape their godless heathen shit holes. It's probably a lot isn't it?

DID YOU LISTEN? DID YOU LEARN?
https://youtu.be/kBR41-QX2ko

Don't you just love opex?

>>55624815
>being a straight-edge faggot
Gross. Vaginas drying across the world

>>55624838
Isn't every day opex?

How do we fight homosexuality?

Why did AMZN push earnings by another week? Is the results that fucking bad or what?

>>55624838
That bitch never turned down free pie before. Why she mad now?

>>55624839
Good for them

>>55624801
It sounds good but because of the size of American stocks it ends up just being an underperforming SPY

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

Based oilbulls will wreck that august cpi. Just look at fuel oil/Diesel. Gasoline also picking up again.

>>55624835
>Florida evangelical pastor, Scott Erickson, is under investigation for child molestation, after 2 girls from two separate counties made sexual abuse & rape outcries.
He's also white, like most Christian rapist pastors in USA.

But uhhh short BUD?

>>55624838
the second pie at the bottom kills me

>>55624841
>>55624853

>DWAC

>>55624834
I'm no fan of any organized religion, so i find the seething against christcucks a bit on the nose. The instances of child abuse in the other semitic dogmas is just as high, if not higher. Christcucks seem to be the only ones capable, as a community, of calling the abuse out. And if you go for the non-semitic religions, the instances of child-abuse skyrocket even further.
>tl;dr fuck off with your anti-christcuck hypocrisy, call them all out or shut the fuck up

>>55624834
>t.

>>55624856
BASED

>>55624864
What are you thoughts on school shooters?

Does anybody in here actually make money or do you all just sit around and argue pol tier shit all day?

>>55624879
This is absolute horseshit, because Christians are absolutely incapable of admitting that child abuse and sexual assault is rampant. I legitimately think every single girl that i have slept with who was raised in a Christian environment was molested or raped by one of their ultra religious relatives or some Bible camp type character.
>Idaho baptist youth pastor, Dakota Kennemer, has been arrested for grooming & sexually assaulting a 16 yr old girl in his church & christian school.
He was found out through Truth Social / DWAC btw

just made $80 bucks selling some OIS
webm related will be mine soon

>>55624894
They seem like unkind people.

>>55624894
They're as American as apple pie.

>>55624883
Christ was a jew. And even if he wasn't a jew, he was somebody you'd call sandnigger today. That's with that.

Ran out of there as soon as $SPY started flopping around when it crossed $454. I'm completely out with a nice +$484 in gains. Thank you 0-DTE spreads.

I accidentally bought options that expire today instead of the ones that expire next week.
As a consequence I will soon be liquidated.

Ah shit it begins.

GIGA TSLA bear here. Did you take my financial advice?
Tesla = Fucked
but Musk will keep buying them calls.

>>55625000
Just stop fucking gambling you stupid niggers.
Buy and hold stocks, thats how we do it here son

>>55624525
lmao I'm ded

>>55625000
RIP

>>55624945
I'm just going to shoot my shot and assume you're CRBPajeet. Am I right?

>>55624540
Which means line go up, yes?
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP

>>55624857
VT is less volatile than SPY and it also has good liquidity. VT's international stock holdings hedge it against potential drops in the U.S. stock market. You are correct that SPY is outperforming VT, but in the long term, VT is a more stable investment.

>>55625000
It happens, that's why you size small and double check dates. Don't kys just pick up a third job.

Well would you just look at that. Looks like I'm a genius again. VIX market maker paypigs NEVER GET TO CUM

>>55625018
>being so degen you hold for longer than a day
The market IS the 0DTE gamblers.

Instant reslurps

>>55625008
I saw this. I bought $44 TQQQ 7/21 calls instead for $20 each, sold today for $35 just before the rugpull.

>>55625081
Why is it so hard for gamblers to understand "line go up"? If all these retards just bought SPY or QQQ theyd have made bunches of money instead of zero.

there are anons here that didn't slurp yesterday.

>>55625067
It's shit and you're retarded for recommending it over SPY, never bet against America.

>>55625137
Probably also anons that slurped on the open

Pro tip: the mode for VIX is 12. We have a lot further down to go from here. Short the ponzi

>>55625071
Thanks anon, this has been a learning experience.

Urge to sell out of everything rising.

NEGG. That is all.

SELL IT ALL
REDDIT SELL

>>55625201
Triple bottom intraday. Nasdaq direction is UP.

>>55625212
What time frame

>>55625067
The liquidity is non-relevant and VT is .95 SPY correlated, it is not a hedge at all and eats every drawdown that hits the american markets. It's just worse.

>>55625162
>t. foreign shill that hates America when people insist on buying American products

Lol they got caught

Reminder that buying at these levels is literally fighting the fed

Reminder, this is bidenomics in action. Thank the most popular president in US history for your gains.

BUY LOCKHEED

>>55625231
Nasdaq has held support at 15440 four times yesterday and today so far.

>>55625274
That's Bidenomics, baby!

It got too "boring" so I just went ahead and bought 1 share each of KOLD and UNG. I was hoping for a better price on either BOIL or KOLD today to buy a lot more of whichever (but will not sell any of my BOIL until October unless macroeconomic shocks alter the outlay) but it's just crabbed the previous close with lower bias. Oh, BOIL is actually stirring a tiny bit now...maybe *something* will finally occur!

Look, I realize everybody can't be a big dick front month VIX shorting Magnus von Magnus VIX futures market maker paypig cap peeler such as myself. That's okay. We all have to start somewhere. For you I present ZIVB. The VIX mid-term short ETF. Tailor made for li'l Magnus's everywhere needing something a little kinder a li'l gentler for an introduction into dommin VIX futures market maker paypigs. Go ahead anon, give it a shot. It'll feel good

Reminder I haven't had a normal shit in 2 weeks and my portfolio is down 80%

>>55625212
yeah, cool, reversed up?

>>55625287
is there a single unbased aspect to this man?

>>55625297
watching XIV blow up was fun. many lost everything

>>55625310
Based, I love it when my president takes foreign bribes!!!

>>55625274
He actually uses that word himself (or his twitter team)? Oh shit.

Good that inflation will reaccelerate thanks to oil being bullish again

>>55624540
For Americans only

>>55625322
VIX pumped for several days giving shorters ample warning before XIV finally went down in flames on Feb. 5th 2018. Anybody who was still in on the last day deserved to get rekt. Don't invest in things you don't understand and don't short VIX on autopilot. The barest amount of due diligence would have saved all those people

>>55625310
Not at all. Just saw his recent speech and he literally didn't say one lucid word. It was dangerously based.

>>55625326
Not playing by the rules or ethics is why Biden is so based, cucked politicians care about morals and ethics. Biden only cares about the economic prosperity of the American people, and he is willing to bend the rules to help us.

>>55625326
>gets rich
>plebs do nothing
pretty based honestly

>>55625303
reverse down

>>55625357
There's no way you're not a troll.

>>55625348
You'd have to be plumb fucking retarded to have seen this and not gotten out of your VIX shorts long before volpocalypse. Retards deserve to lose their money

>>55624697
Was looking into water stocks last year, as always I sat it out and missed out on all the gains

>>55625353
I liked the "god save the queen, man".

Should I hold my cash a bit longer before investing? There was a prediction by Vanguard a few months ago about the recession coming this year, but things are look good recently.

>>55625348
>The barest amount of due diligence would have saved all those people
Why do you think 99% of traders lose money

I think it's telling me to listen to a little
WAYLON
JENNINGS
YEP: Verification not required.

>>55625393
touché. in fairness were it not for this the equity risk premium wouldn't exist and we'd all have to subsist on t-bills so I'm happy with things the way they are

>>55625388
I think Drum's model that rates need around 12 months to really take effect is plausible, looking at past data
That'd put the start of a recession at EOY. If this is correct, the Fed was right to pause for more data, but it still won't be enough

>>55625388
If you're holding cash, it should be earning daily interest. You should park it in a money market (non leveraged) or buy a bond/treasury/GIC with it. Whatever you park it in should remain liquid so you can exit it to other assets if needed. As for myself, I usually rotate and buy monthly bonds. I'm expecting Oct-Dec to be the buy period, but it could be a few months later

what's the better fomc trade, the pump at 2pm or the dump the next day?

>>55625401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLPmmfeNd4
BOIL
KOLD
UNG

>>55625252
You're not wrong, but you are currently on the losing side.

>>55625407
It's the same as any other system. For as flawed as some things are, having big fish at the top and people suffering at the bottom is a necessary evil. We wouldn't be able to shitpost on this mongolian throat-weaving forum, if not for the poor people in China and India working for pennies on the dollar to produce electronics, etc. Or, our choices in life to have a stable enough existence so as to not have to work constantly to pay bills, like many poor people have to.
In any case, the most people jumping into a system or economy, the better it is for early holders. Look at AI for example. Will it be an effective way to write, concept, and produce stories, audio, and images? Will companies use it to save on labor costs? Yes, absolutely. But it's also in a bubble, and the early entrants will be exiting their positions at some point to create eternal bagholders. And once the price on AI stuff cools off, that's when I'll make some entries myself.

i am financially speaking getting fucke din the ass

NADSAQ IS RED REPEAT NADSAQ IS RED THIS IS MUMU EMERGENCY

Anyone here holding BBY (build a bobo workshop)?

>>55625388
I'm gonna go 50% cash for a bit.

>>55625462
it is not and you are wrong

>>55625388
I've been holding my dry powder in $JEPI, which I've been thinking of as "better cash" insofar as it holds value, and you get divvies. But the opportunity cost of missing out on pumps has been hurting my greedy heart, so I've stopped adding to my $JEPI position and begun transitioning towards $TQQQ. I don't like it, but it behooves me to join the winning team. I am a retard.

>>55625476
i was looking at NQ futures and it was red for like a split second there. QQQ might still be green since its day starts at a different time. I got a bad feeling

>>55625369
Cope

>>55625401
>>55625434
STOOK
MARKET
TRADING
&
GOOMBLING
MOOSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJnQComBBMk

>>55625411
yeah, my cash is in GIC right now. The interest rates in canada is absurdly high lately (~5%)

it's gonna be a doji day with opex

>Federal Reserve officially launches new FedNow instant-payments service
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/20/fed-officially-launches-new-fednow-instant-payments-service.htm

>>55625503
I allow a little bit of trolling in MY general. But you need to tone it down a little, swedecuck.

>>55625537
>MY general
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5uyrniq88U

>>55625532
>centralized goobermint shitcoin literally running completely centralized on an IBM MQ messaging queue system under the hood.
> The client uses either MQI or JMS to send and receive messages; the messages are essentially ISO20022 XML. The development environment could be anything (any OS, any IDE). You interface those messages with your system of accounts. The Fed also provides a simple web UI and a testing network where you can test with other participants and run regression tests
Nice. Real frikkin nice

>>55625532
Thanks FEDs i hate waiting for cash to settle.

OILBARONS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55625532
There's literally no need for this on a consumer level.b debit cards and credit cards already do this.

my guess is

if russell leads during recession then its gonna be a sour hour

>>55625532
How do I even use this?
>No, I will not read the article.

>>55624654
Zinfandel

>>55625532
I forgot the l
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/20/fed-officially-launches-new-fednow-instant-payments-service.html

>>55625651
>he took the l

>>55625532
Oh yeah I saw that article the other day. Interesting times, and I saw them namedrop "central bank decentralized currencies" near the end. This is a control measure, which means it will be standardized and extremely effective

>>55625663
Specifically designed so that no transaction goes untaxed or off the books. Most white people don't use cash anymore so we won't even know the difference, but I can guarantee you that this will cause a massive chimp out in nigger communities when shaniqua can no longer sell her food stamps for cash anymore. Or Jamal can't sell his drugs on the street anymore. Government will end up legalizing all drugs and they will be the drug dealers now.

>>55625703
>now

>>55625718
the plug

What's the flow going too?

>>55625726
The people don't know, but the people don't care, that a man could be as poor as me.

>>55625703
>shaniqua can no longer sell her food stamps for cash anymore
Shaniqua will have to literally accompany you to the grocery store to pay for everything and you'll have to put up with her smell and her horde of niglets the entire time just to save 50% on your groceries. Shit almost isn't worth it

Short the dip bobo

What the fuck I've embraced gambling and only bought whatever I wanted and I've made 2k in the last month. This can't reasonably continue forever right?

>>55625486
Replace JEPI w JEPQ

>>55625754
Why JEPQ? I know it's more weighted to the Nasdaq 100, which is primarily tech

I just bought some shares of Raytheon Technology Corp (RTX)

>>55625753
Bro you gotta have 10k cash in IBKR to get the yield

>>55625753
Yes it can, just remember to size small.

>Just remembered when I was drinking last night I dumped $250 into my poker account
>have no recollection of how I did
Once I get off the shitter I'm going to see how much money is left in my account. How much you think is left?

>>55625824
$5

>>55625824
I bet whatever the number is it has a minus sign in front

>>55625824
750

>>55625824
500

>>55625824
Over/under at $7

>>55625824
$250 you probably fucking passed out before playing

>>55625824
TREE
(HUNNID)
FIDDY

What are stocks

>>55625837
Wow, that's a really old version
Here, have this better quality one

>>55625864
they are the thing which brought us all here to this general. being a general, some light social engagement beyond the original subject matter is allowed, even encouraged

>>55624654
Alcohol is bad for you

TLT bros 93pt?

Ended up being $221, i'm actually pleasantly surprised by that. Guess i'm playing poker tonight

shit

god dammit I'm losing money again

I realized if I am lucky I will only be saving maybe 6k a year after maxing my 401k due to how expensive mortgages are. I need another 0% rate crash.

What's up with the market. Is the bull time done? Feels like everything is just sideways

WTFWT?

kek baggies, the top is in

SOUR CREAM HOUR

whipsaw

Just mm things making sure no one has fun today at expiry.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FB liquidity is drying up, I have not seen a female broker post in two weeks.

Stocks go down, Oil stays up, next month's cpi is fucked.

>>55625893
bro you should play mahjong with us like the filthy fucking weeb you are. >>>/mjg/438686871

>>55625864
a miserable pile of IOUs

>>55625893
where do you play? i remember seeing mention of a place that gave free starter credits. i've never played and would have to learn it but am interested just to see how it might go.

Uhhh.... Mumus, we can recover from this, right?

>>55625975
No one knows how to play that shit

how the fuck is it almost 1 already. all i did today was have coffee and a cinnamon bun, have a shower, and do some light weeding in the yard

This FTX shit is still fucking hilarious to watch from the sidelines

SPY 4400 next week

>>55626002
Bro what the fuck lmao

>>55626002
surprise surprise they were trying to build epsteinland 2.0

>>55626002

>>55621978
Smoothbrain. Actual inflation has kept pace with money stock expansion, CPI is fake and gay, or do you think houses going for $150k (and ~$30k in 2000) in dying rustbelt shitholes is the product of organic demand despite those areas bleeding population for decades?

-m2-
1970: $0.5T
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.8T

Note that m2 does not even fully capture the true extent of debasement, e.g. "large-denomination" time deposits (>$100k) simply aren't tracked anymore! MZM, a broad measure of money that captures large near money deposits was discontinued in early 2021! Convenient.

>>55626024
Every time I see something new from them it shows how much of a ridiculous clownshow it was I love it so much

>equities
>closing red
>yields
>closing green
tick tock mumu

when is it TMF's time to shine sisters

>>55626002
>>55626024
>Look up Effective Altruism
>It's an organization of 7000 white males with ivy league connections
So basically a eugenics program. If you can "help" more people in the future due to population growth that means being able to control what happens and having more power than others.
This is from one of their associated organizations, 80000 Hours

>>55625975
Even after logging over 100 hours into yakuza I still don't fully understand mahjong. And I don't have a live in north korean slave to teach me like you do.
>>55625985
WSOP app on my PC. It's kind of a bitch to get your account verified to get your money out but once you do it's no problem

We did good /biz/
taking next week off to clear head
FD's are highly capital efficient <3

>>55625875
Anon I have no friends no job no social life no money no gf no property no qualifications no nothing
Im not in a position to care about my physical health

>>55626002
So they were being instructed on what the overarching plan is/was and were green lit for survival by TPTB.
Interdasting.

I still suspect that the vaxx was a resounding failure because it wasn't successful at preventing the disease nor being a vehicle for depop.

>>55626067
go back to your crypto containment threads
(literally any thread but this one)
thanks

>equities closing deep red
>VIX futures market maker paypigs still handing over wads of cash on a deep red -1.25% VIX futures day
>equities green == VIX red
>equities red == VIX red
VIX findom chads we literally cannot stop winning

>>55626071
Nice gif, anon. Saved.
Ty

>>55626086
when they stop hiking and not a moment sooner. then when they start cutting we go.

>>55626109
>He doesn't know
Covid didn't matter. It was a manufactured panic to engineer a massive wealth transfer. The economy still hasn't been fixed from 2007's crash. The money printing was intentional. Look at SPX and zoom out.

>>55626102
Dutch Boys, is this you?

>>55626129
They still cant suppress core cpi.

>>55625975
Also bloomberg anon REALLY hates you baggot and I still don't fully understand why. I think he might be a serial killer, Keep your gookfu safe.

>>55626142
Excuse me sweaty it's under funds rate didn't you see the news?

>>55626137
>It was a manufactured panic
No shit sherlock

should I buy the dip on tech?

in4 MSFT drills all the way back to the Steve Ballmer era...

>>55626171
Only if you like exponential growth and new paradigms and AI and sheeeit

>>55626188
you make a grown man cry

>>55626188
Has there ever been a more hype CEO?

>>55626191
Not sure, i'm kind of worried about the keynesian liquidity traps. That and gaps in the market make me nervous buying/selling anything at all.

god damnit I should've gotten more booze

who /barbenheimer/ tonight?

are you ready for the NVDA gap fill? :^)

>>55626164
But not suppressed. So what if its under funds rate?

>my option call is otm by .05

ok closing 20 minutes time for a play where is it going
come on give me the theta beta yield bollocks that explain what is about to happen

Why my property developer stock go up?
Nothing looks like it changed but number go up real fast now but it used to drop slowly.
WHY LINE GO UP!?

mumus we ended green. this is a victory.

>insiders selling qcom
>everyone else is buying
Lol

>>55625876
>>55626086
20 Plus Year Treasury Bond ETFs are not very good.

The current bond tier list is as followed:
CLO > Floating-Rate > 0-3 Month Treasury Bonds >>>>> 20+ Year Treasury Bonds
(JAAA/JBBB, FLRN, SGOV, TLT)

The higher-ranked ones appreciate in value faster and have higher dividends.

Can anyone here explain to me why the stock market pumped THIS hard when Trump became president? I mean look at DOW or SPX monthly, pretty clearly early 2017 a massive bullrun started. Did he implement some special laws that made investing so much more lucrative? Or was it just because
>Le epic orang rich man
I ask also because the fed increased rates at the same time

>>55626229
that means it's headed to the 2% target fr fr no cap hikes worked
>>55626268
Currently yes, but the tlt/tmf play is for the yield curve UN-inversion and that takes time, and also takes rate hikes to cease.

looking at the graph, today was just options burning day. lesson: always sell your options before friday.

>>55626283
Money printer got turned on

>>55625758
You answered your own question

>>55626303
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

Doesn't look like it?

This is how I currently feel since I unloaded my position near the intraday high for the second time this week

Absolutely annoying retard buying, do I have to take profits every opportunity I get?

>>55626295
markets got heemed harder yesterday

Wtf is this DAX pump before the close, you fuckin burgers, seriously. I hate this EU stock market, so much worse than 2021

>>55626284
But is it though?

>>55626101
>white males
Is this kosher white we're talking about or regular white?

Soxl goes vertical of course after 3:30 options closing

>>55626335
That's the best part. Only jayrome knows. He would never lie but he also doesn't have to reveal everything.

time to crash baby, just a little bit, just a little closing crash for daddy

My life has been crabbing for years. I've been thinking about quitting my job for a while and have even set myself a date to submit my resignation (just need to get a few doctor appts out of the way while I still have insurance).
I had today off and I felt even more miserable and depressed than the days when I'm able to distract myself with work.

Is this it? Is this life? Making improvements to my life (getting my own house instead of living with roommates; getting a gf; finding a job I actually want) requires a lot of energy, which is why I want to quit my job. But 2 of those 3 things are very difficult without a job. It's a vicious cycle.

>>55626348
There’s a difference?

Can anybody explain the violent (but short lived) decorrelation that happened at 11 EST today?

>>55626384
yeah that's it. i got into artisan bread baking to help ease the pain. making a peach cobbler right now

>>55626101
You know who also was a part of that organization? Old bankrun Sam. It's an organization packed to the gills with Jews.

WTFWT?!

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55626002
>You can copy my homework but be sure to change some things ok?

Epic close bros gg.

>>55626425
-4.95 gme and bbbyq

>>55626425
-1.74%, about the same as yesterday

>>55626425
0.86%+
Not bad

>>55626002
Oh shit I missed this kek. Go figure a bunch of Jews were trying to build a bunker for when they execute project Samson and kill off all the goyim. How does anyone tolerate Jews in 2023?

>>55626425
Neutral on profits, but positive on entertainement.
I held cash and played games while line slump down slowly

>>55626425
The number of puts I hold are less than what I held yesterday, so I guess that's bad.

>>55626416
Bro we'll teach you. >>>/vg/438686871

>>55626102
what a fuckin' bummer, you have to be in one of a handful of states to play for money.

>>55626425
Cash: +$483.50
Funfolio: +1.48%
Overall: +0.40%

Like I said in a previous post, dumped my spread position near the intraday high and been chilling since then. Got $AMZN, $GOOG, and $INTC shares going into next week. Getting better at being patient and cutting my winners off when the getting is good.

Uhhhhh digital asset bros?

>>55626425
BOIL pretty much crabbed slightly downward from yesterday so I couldn't do shit. This morning from 4am to a little after 8 it was kickin' ass but then those NYMEX terrorists put it back down.

>>55625532
Glad I sold my paypal bag.

>>55626415
Damn sounds tasty. Can you snailmail me some?
In return I'll mail you a bowl of my homemade herring ramen. I know it sounds weird, but trust me, it's some good shit.

>>55626451
It's not fun unless money is involved.

>>55626425
Very flat. I finally traded a third of my individual stocks for SPY/SSO (75/25 split) after failing to beat any index. Feels a lot better not having to think about all those positions now.

>>55626425
-9.4%

>>55625624
fukken called it

>>55626425
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1689800844144725.webm

>>55625749
What about POPO tho?
looks to be heading for the ATH

>>55626470
Yeah I'm lucky to be in Michigan where pretty much all gambling is legal.

>>55626425
+0.85%

>>55626425
>-0.22%

you need a gap filled?

>>55626451
I didn't know you posted on /vg/ baggot
Certainly wasn't expecting you to be the type to play mahjong either
>>55626485
>woman
>rugg
Too perfect

>amc is squeezing
Suck my cock faggots

>>55626556
ape's dumping though, good luck bud

>>55626554
Weren't expecting? He's married to an Asian. He has an Asian fetish.

>>55626556
im sure thats where itll open monday

>>55626574
Oh i sold my apes as soon as I got them that shit was an obvious bad play

reminder to not reply to tripfags

>>55626590
Only going higher

>>55626425
-$168.90 today, which isn't so bad, but my SPXL overall is still down by -$24,720.04. It's kind of funny, when I was just absolutely and completely heemed, I kept buying without a second thought. Now, I have to think about what the right move is. And also I have to think about what a good strike price is to sell calls at. Being [nearly] green is more stressful than being in the red, iin some ways...

-0.28% AAAHHHHHHRRRRRGGGHHHHHGGGFGG

GGGHHHHRRRRRRRR TWO RED DAYS IN A ROW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA GO BROKE GGGGGHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRR

>>55625607
Wrong. Bank to bank and cash settlement of financial instruments still take multiple days.

>>55626601
Bloomberg anon if this is you I expect an apology for your incredibly disrespectful behavior this afternoon. I will forgive you for the low low price of $1000 in my PayPal account.

>>55626601
Good advice, thanks anon.

>>55626384
>my job
This is /smg/ stock market general.
Jobdorks are in the /jmg/ job market general over on /lgbt/
PS learn to trade futures.
PPS fuck your job.

>APE conversion was denied for AMC
>price has doubled in after hours
I just made 2 and a half thousand dollars on this bet in one day. I am going to fucking cum.

>>55626687
Trading futures is gay

Put all ur money into TQQQ and hold it long term

>>55626703
STFU
PS STFU

>>55626697

>>55626713
He's right, trading futures is probably the gayest form of trading, belongs on the gaysex board.

>>55626731
Can you hear me laughing at you?
Cause I'm laughing pretty loud right now.

RUM

>>55626703
>Trading futures is gay
BASED
>Put all ur money into TQQQ and hold it long term
*Use all ur money to work BOIL, KOLD, and UNG, always doing the needful

>>55626687
Unless you're a janny, you literally CANNOT stop me. And if you're a janitor on 4channel.net (unpaid), you're the lowest of the low anyway. :)

>>55626758
only laughing im hearing right now is this
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1688833117507098.webm

>>55626713
Let me guess you probably hedge your options to "reduce the risk" like some tranny wearing a condom to a gay orgy.

Long term holding is the right way to go, it's what our founding fathers intended. Options traders aren't allowed into heaven btw

>>55626610
>but my SPXL overall is still down by -$24,720.04
Damn man, what %?

>Next time on /smg/!

>>55626803
I do business with A LOT of those companies...

Are you all gay jews on drugs that have jobs lol?

>>55626425
RRSP: -0.17%
TFSA: -0.05%

All in all, a pretty good day. I've got JEPQ hedged by SJB and the occasional 5-6% divvy from it, and swinging UUUU once a month, and occasionally looking at TRUFF and BOIL

>>55626803
short snap like always for the regularly scheduled -40% after their earnings

>>55626803
>>55626810
Same here fren.
This will be an exiting season of /smg/
Better buckle up

touching green in
THA
AFTAH
OWAHS

>>55626803
Isn't STM earnings on thursday? Weird they're not mentioned but NXPI is.

>>55624853
It mostly didnt land in her mouth

>>55626803
There's also RIO on weds

>>55626814
I'm a business man, doin business

Hello frens, I arrive to the thread seeking knowledge

I was reading an older post (>>55501738)
and someone mentioned:

>short squeeze jews?
>jew banks?

What does that mean? I know the Gamestop thing was a short squeeze, but how would it work with banks?

>>55624901
I beat the Shid/Piss by a few points every year post tax by selling puts
I mostly larp about buying puts when I see my positions arent losing value

>>55626803
mcdonalds earnings will restart the bull run

>>55626787
Well, right now about 8%. This is nice, compared to the 65% I was down back in October which was something like $160,000 down. But it was a no-brainer to buy back then. Now, I have to think about it, and that's kind of annoying.

Let the pee pee hit the poo
Let the pee pee hit the poo
Let the pee pee hit the
*ting* *ting*
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55626903
Wendy's
Just ate a pretzel bacon pub

>>55626425
DWAC calls massive pump.

Can I get a quick rundown on why carvana did a 100x since the beginning of the year?
and how could it have been predicted

>>55626425
WTF!!

>>55626952
Fucking based

>>55626977
based triple digit account

>>55626977
CHECKED
what was the trade this is happening with?

>>55624540
>dedollarization
It's done by some of the most corrupt countries in the world who are trying to funnel as much cash as possible into the oligarch pockets while leaving the country in the red. BRICS is going to be a pile of funnymoney the instant a global financial crisis hits.

>>55626975
their financers are working it out with them

>>55626975
Literally a short squeeze iirc.

>>55627056
retard the non faggot redditor answer is DIRECTLY BEFORE your post

things like amc and carvana going crazy while all we have here are oil barons and boomers running away to VT
its over

>>55626975
Everyone thinks its going to go bankrupt, so shorts keep building positions, but it still hasn't bankrupt yet so it drives the price up. A classic case of "you can't time the market"

>>55624700
Vtsax where I can get it. Vti where I can't.

>>55626953
Best fast food sammy

Weird

>>55627165
Im loving it

This the last one?

NEW
>>55627192
NEW
>>55627192
NEW
>>55627192

>>55626803
This is missing Skywest

>>55627093
>AMC
AMC's price movement is a short squeeze of an unprofitable company. AMC has 1 year of cash reserves, and the company is extremely indebted. Many analysts estimate that it take over three years until the company makes a profit again.

>Carvana
It is another unprofitable company. It also has a lot of debt, but its earnings and earnings growth look decent. CVNA is not as crap as AMC, but it is still a gamble because the current price is extremely overbought.

>>55625607
>takes day to make a bank transfer
>most other countries have had this for 10+ years
>no need for it

Lol, lmao.

>>55625864
An imaginary claim on part of a company stored on a computer somewhere in Excel.

>>55626002
>Jew thinks that for some (((reason))) 99% of people will die

They're gonna Samson Option us.