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55623156 No.55623156 [Reply] [Original]

Just woke up, friend sent me this. Followed by a text message saying "You'll better be cocking those gains"
>He's a well renowed ws investor, we talk on the reg about making money

What the fuck does he mean by this

>> No.55623184

>>55623156
If this is a crypto project i swear to god

>> No.55623192

>>55623156
Fake: OP has friends
Gay: Ws investors care about crypto
It's over for you op

>> No.55623197

>>55623156
he wants you to suck it for a couple bucks

>> No.55623216
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>>55623192
True: Ws investors make the worst puns and think they're funny (they're not)
Chad: It's a funny rooster with arms
>t. i know a lot of wall street investors and they are as dork and autistic as your next door's anon, they just go outside a little bit more and have rich parents

>> No.55623220

it means you'll better be cocking those gains wtf?

>> No.55623226

>>55623156
then cock those gains op is it that hard?

>> No.55623240

>>55623156
he's saying you have to realize those profits

>> No.55623257

I cocked 4 gains just this morning

>> No.55623274
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55623274

I got you senpai. He's either talking about chikun (a lot of vcs and ws investors are sharing the same pic)
or
He's trying to suck your dick
Either way you're winning son

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>>55623226
>>55623240
>>55623257
Please don't make this into part of the biz lingo bros im already far too tired for this shit

>> No.55623287

>>55623274
>memecoin project
vs
>wall street sugar daddy
i think the choice is obvious OP

>> No.55623295

>>55623281
No, fuck you. Biz is cocking those gains now

>> No.55623314

>>55623287
Well, time to suck dick then

>> No.55623352

>>55623287
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT OR NOT

>> No.55623372
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>>55623287
And they called me a madman

>> No.55623559

>>55623184
kek probably is and worst yet it will 10x

>> No.55623650

Tell that faggot it's not even a rooster

>> No.55623659

>>55623559
>>55623650
anybody has the ticker then?

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>>55623659
Here you go bub

>> No.55623745

>>55623156
It means you have to sit on his cock.

>> No.55624046

>>55623745
On the plus side you need to have sexual intercourse with your investor friend. Who is most likely an incel, has an unclean cock full of cheese and never touched grass. On the bad side, you get tons of money, free access to his insider info and contacts galore.
Wait i think i got something wrong hold up

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>>55623281
It's Power Hour anon. You are either cocking those gains or eating rice and beans forever

>> No.55624240

>>55623156
I have an idea, but it might be kind of dumb/a long shot. What if you tried sending him a message like...

>What do you mean?

or

>Anything plays you've got your eye on?

Don't make fun of me if these are dumb suggestions.

>> No.55624471

>>55624240
I actually texted him asking what did he mean by that and he just answered with a rooster emoji saying "just cock it"
BROS IM SERIOUS ABOUT IT IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER WITH THE GUY AND HIS WIFE TOMORROW NIGHT WHAT DO I DO

>> No.55624493

>>55624471
>"just cock it"
fucking legend

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>>55624471
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.55624506

>>55624471
well it's clear, time to receive rich cock OP

>> No.55624511

>>55623650
Kek based and sneedpilled

>> No.55624512

>>55624471
You know what they say, better to be a rich gay than a poorfag

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>>55624471
god fucking damnit

>> No.55624539

>>55624471
>he has a wife
Topkek op prepare to get pegged and fucked by the guy and his wife. Just remember to ask for money afterwards

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>>55624471
>JUST COCK IT

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>>55624471
The question is, are you going to cock it or not?

>> No.55625045

Chikens cant fly. This crap is falling like rocks. Get rugged.

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Prepare to be hit be this OP