/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55615846
Are we tanking into Jackson hole august meeting or are we mooning until then?

Reminder not to invest in meme grifter SPACs.

>>55615846
First post for OP is a gay and sucks dicks.

No one will know who I am from the previous thread.

>>55615885
You are the peepee mattress anon

NOOOOOO WHY IS THE MARKET GOING DOWN
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE 1% A DAY FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS

>>55615885
Bet it's piss stains anon

Henlo sers. I have puts on PLTR (15 USD) and COIN (85USD), up 8 and 18% respectively, and expiry of 29 days. Thank you for your attention.

>>55615895
that return would be more than fifty double niggers!

Tell me why I would buy Tesla

>>55615901
Hey, you ain't cool unless you pee your bed.

IN THIS WHITE WAVE
I AM SINKING IN THIS SILENCE
IN THIS WHITE WAVE
IN THIS SILENCE I BELIEVE

https://youtu.be/mH-CLLcTjLM

well, today was a shitshow
thanks to tsla i literally have $190 left in my trading account
how i do turn it into $1000 by september?

>>55615934
>dongfeng

The markets won't correct as long as there are a lot of very stupid people with money.

>>55615934
buy dongfeng instead, see what happens

>dow ended green
>s&p didn't even drop 1%
>nasdump...dumped (shocking!!)
why are people acting like today was a big deal?

when this free fall magically stops at the feds ideal 2% rate do you think the NPC's will wake up to all of this being fake?

>>55615967
thank you for your contribution

>>55615944
how the fuck do you even trade with $190 kek. You can't even buy one share of tesla

How many baggies were born today? kek

>>55615973
What IS real?

>>55615944
Probably a bunch of otm 0dte spy calls tomorrow if your timing is right

>>55615941
my literal nigger Andrew Rayel

>>55615988
I haven't actually purchased anything since June 23

>>55615973
>t. sub 90 IQ white trash that doesn't understand inflation only means things will only get more expensive at a slower rate

So am I late on the ups strike should be ez short right? A lot of distributors already swapping to FedEx and USPS in anticipation.

>>55615973
Anyone thinking to buy bonds now? They should moon after fed pauses but a lot of fuckery can happen with bonds

>>55615846
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished. The higher the "Line god" (GDP) is, the lower life is.

https://files.catbox.moe/y38o6o.pdf

>>55616000
bizarre comment

>>55616015
>.pdf

>>55616027
looks like I hit a tender spot

>>55615934

There is countries with difficulties getting access to U.S dollars. How do i profit off this?

What do you guys think of AAL, it beat earnings, improved EPS, and sees an even more positive outlook in the future but completely dumped today. Seems like an easy slurp to me but I want to know what my frens at /smg/ think.

>>55615967
Because meme stock full porting fools bet on TSLA having good earnings. NFLX did really fucking bad as well. The next one on the chopping block is NVDA. AI hype faggotry can only last so long before its public sentiment turns into NFT2.0.
>the Shit ampersand Penis
Lmao, this isn't boomer power hour, people want to make lots of money fast.

>>55616027
He's right, though the white trash part was uncalled for. Makes me think he's the Idaho poojeet.

>+0.47%
Congratulations on this, seriously

>>55616047
all your posts itt are rather peculiar.

>>55615979
talk tough behind a screen you little bitch. if we met in real life i would wring the life out of your stupid pencil neck without breaking a sweat.

>He still huffing copium not fully understanding that this was the top

Anyone ever invest money in the stock market?

>>55616121
What's the T for? Tesla?

>>55616128

>>55616080
damn, was this girl posted here yesterday

she triggers something deep inside me

>>55616112
Congrats anon. It looks like you just started lifting in January for your New Years resolution. Keep up the hard work you'll eventually start seeing gains.

>>55616112
Muffin top fag you look soft. Probably 5’8… 175lbs of muscle with 35lbs of fat on top. Post lifts

>>55615846
looks like a lot of you are down.....wanna know what's up?
:)
:)
:)
pic related
;)

banksters still hitting janet yellens drive thru window

>>55615941
>>55615994
>Delerium is a Canadian new-age ambient electronic musical duo that formed in 1987, originally as a side project of the influential industrial music act Front Line Assembly.

>>55616080
I love latinas
but my area has no latinas

>>55616139
Hmm, something from before the infinite liquidity era.

>>55615846
I would love to see a nuke go off in Ukraine. Russia would get glassed and oil prices would moon. $10,000 for a gallon of gas

bullish?

>>55616200
Why would you love to see that?

>>55616191
>I love Latinas

Thats an asian male.

>>55616210
because it would be unexpected black swan that would HEEM this market and every boomer house of cards would implode. Except gold. Gold would go to 50k an ounce over night if this happens

>>55616215
did you hear the news about the perfect thai ladyboy cutting his pp off and getting bottom surgery?

such tragedy

How much are y’all down? I’m down about $123 from my high

>>55616230
i lost fifty cents, i want revenge

I sold everything to cover my initial 40k investment on my 110k accout.

70k left in the market and it all profit money way easier to hold. I'm also a stupid fuck for selling SOLX at 12$ when I had it for 6.80

>>55616208
>wanting a minimum of $16,000 per month guaranteed to write content like pic related

>>55616279
The girl I know that writes for a show has a dad that is super high up at Disney TV and went to an Ivy League school
From my understanding that’s the majority of these writing room types, and then you’ll get like random comedians on the teams too

>>55615934
>He bought DongFeng, and not DongChingChang

Ngmi

>>55616208
>demand this much for your writing
>average person cant tell if its written by ai or not because its so fucking retarded.
I would say bearish but who fucking knows anymore.

>>55616230
Uh, I need about tree fiddy

>>55616200
I use E85 bitch.

>52week high for the dow
Yeah, I'm thinkin this market is fake and gay

and to think mumu. this is just day 1 of a 3 month long move.

>>55616468
Her head is shaped like a penis.

>>55616000
pay docked

>>55616015
what a cute anime mahjong game?

So uh, somebody explain to a retard why the market is hitting record highs after seesawing for a few weeks in-between feds are gonna kill us and feds are our saviors, none of this makes sense

>>55616515
Some foreheads are made for cum, financially speaking

>>55616002
"In 2021, UPS had 37% of the parcel delivery market by revenue, followed by FedEx at 33%, the U.S. Postal Service at 17% and Amazon Logistics at 12%, according to data from the Pitney Bowes Parcel Shipping Index."

Doesn't this mean that US consumer and commercial package logistics are gonna be seriously fucked? Either the rest of delivery services are gonna have to step up massively, which means basically all 3 other major package handlers are going to have nearly doubled loads. I'm gonna pretend I have any idea of whether or not this would affect the stock price of AMZN but they as a company will be affected greatly.
Depends how long the strike will last and if the company will work with the union in negotiations.

>>55616607
liquidity

>>55616613
what was the story behind this bitch anyway? She ditched the 'tard then tried to get together with him again and that was it?

DOW chads keep winning

>>55616613
I'm just Joshing you, this artist is really fucking good. Probably the best I've seen on twatter.

>>55616607
Part of the "melt up" was the shorts getting squeezed and forced to buy after holding too long while the market has been paralyzed. Things look bad don't assume things are fine. Corporate earnings generally are shrinking and they are revising growth down etc. In addition debt servicing is cutting them hard as well. The reason why the market isn't dumping though is the lack of a catasphroic event to wake the market up. Its asleep at the wheel right now.

WHAT THE FUCK. INCOMING BULLSHIT UPDATE TO OUR CURRENT REALITY


The SEC is now going to enforce a permanent lock out if you get 5 PDT flags, instead of the lockout expiring after 90 days.


POORFAGS UTTERLY BTFO! ANYONE WHO ISNT JEWISH ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY BTFO

src: https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/pattern-day-trading/

owie mommy

>>55616646
There are several women thirsting over this guy's big salaryman meatsaber and his girthy 401k. I don't remember the full backstory but Douki is the main girl, the rest are just cucking her.

>>55616688
If you don't have 25k in your account then you should find a job instead of daytrading.

>>55616688
SEC is going to eat shit later this year when the supreme court cripple their rule making ability.

>New York to pay $13.7m to George Floyd protesters arrested or beaten by police

AI is a bullshit stock mover that won't last.

>>55616688
I for one am glad that the SEC is looking out for me so I can trade safely.

>>55616009
If you hold a bond until expiry, you're safe, right? If you buy a 5.25% yield and just sit on it for a year or two, it's basically risk free.

Is the Gamestop cult still going strong? Are there actually people waiting for six digit prices?

>>55616728
There's still a /gme/ general so I assume the cult is alive and well

>>55616728
PSQH is the new meme stock.

>>55615868
This

>>55616688
>it's a big boys club and you're not invited, goylem
PDT was already fucking cancer when I started out, it's an unconstitutional whore and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

bobo will wake up at some point in the next week and see the market has opened at all time highs again after hours for no reason

>>55616492
>3 month
10 year

>>55616723
Yes/No. You still risk loss of real value due to inflation etc. But yes, more money in peoples portfolio should currently be allocated to bonds.

>>55616613
New fetish idea that combines two of my big fetishes:
>Femdom office babe with big tits and a big nose (mandatory) who keeps me around for sex
>Reminds me she has other options if she wants
>Belittles me constantly, but at night in the dark she cuddles up and makes me feel like a man
>She has a submissive lanklet girl friend, who is in love with her
>Dom makes her lanklet friend do sexual and degrading things on me
Tickers for this fetish?

>buy calls on 3 banks with earnings calls tommorow
>AH trading volume is so low they keep going from flat to red to slightly green.
please stop releasing your earnings reports before conference calls and spooking the AH trader niggers

Sigh got some MCD's after work. Decided to be nice. Till I almost broke a damn tooth on a bit of hard diced onion that was on the burger.. Least I thought I'd broke it. A quick check via the bathroom mirror revealed all was good. Thank god.

>>55616846
Cook your own food motherfucker.

I bought an unreasonable amount of jpm puts today.

>>55616112
I could absolutely mog your bussy

HE
TOLE
YOU
PEEPOLE
NATTA
GET
INVOOLVED
INNAAAAAT

>>55616846
Holy fucking soi
Lmao hahahahhahahaha
Could never be me

>futures
it will all be ok

I have calls for next Friday for soxl, ru-roh, buying more tomorrow

>>55616112
NC BOIL KANG could HEEM (You) and every tech tranny itt without even taking his dick out of his retard whore of the month, but he needs to be reading the HOLY BIBLE instead of all that.

1929 part 2: bigger, badder, bubblier

>>55616607
There’s two reasons why the market hasn’t collapsed like everyone’s predicting:

>1. The market only goes up in the summer. All of the traders who actually influence the market have it on autopilot for the algo’s to only go up until they return from the Hamptons after Labor Day
>2. Job losses really aren’t happening yet. Companies are deathly afraid of doing layoffs after COVID and would rather hold on as long as they can with their current headcount’s so they can be ready for the rally after the crash. Hiring has been brutal for companies since 2021 and no one wants to struggle hiring again

>>55615846
So, it was a good month so far. I got about 15% increase in my portfolio by longing sp500 with 1:20 leverege, also managed to short some Tesla. Overall feelling comfy, gonna get some dividends next month. Christ is king.

>>55616911
What if we run it up all the way until October 2029?

>>55616990
What if we don't?

>>55616607
Democrats are trying to dump bad debt form basically everything onto the fed, effect of which is (not) QE. Expect more (not) QE, (not) bailouts, (not) debt relief, (not) corporate loans and forgiveness. Ect ect.

>>55617004

I GOT THIS PREGNANT SNAKE
STAY SURROUNDED BY LONG HAIR
A PLETHORA OF MANIACS AND SPIRAL STAIRS

how is DXY going back up?

>not buying CURE
ishygddt

How low will TSLA go before it bottoms?

>>55616898
I was all in SOXS yesterday, sold too early, then went all in on SOXL at $25.60. I caught the falling knife and now I must pay the price of being an impatient retard.
RIP my life

>>55617132
interest rates went up bigly over the past week, in a surprising move to the upside - many assumed after they had retreated sharply (2yr fell from 5% to 4.5% for example) that it was the sign of a big move, where interest rates had peaked, a lot of people panic bought bonds thinking they had to lock in these higher rates immediately, that interest rates could not go higher
however now there is indication that inflation is returning in the coming months, the economy is still too hot - we no longer have the energy headwind, we no longer have the YoY effects / base impacts, so data prints should start to get worse
market is pricing in interest rates moving higher
when interest rates move higher for US bonds, foreign investors who want to buy the bonds need to sell their respective currencies and buy dollars to buy the bonds - and anticipation of people doing this, drives the dollar higher
>tldr; higher (US) interest rates = higher dollar
it's all about the rates.

What’re the chances apple buys disney

>>55617224
0.01%
not even worth entertaining as a discussion

>>55617132
it was predetermined

>>55617224
Slim to none. The cost would be to high. Also high risk the govt would never allow it. They failed to stop MSFT from buying Activision. They failed to stop Amazon from buying MGM. So they're on the warpath to make an example of someone, whoever the unlucky next company is.

Will SOXX go under the 200 SMA on the hourly?

Will I make it?

>>55617224
0, If anything its more likely that DIS will off a division to someone. Marvel, lucasfilm, fox, pixar or something.

Domi count non liquid assets like gold or my car in my net worth? Also why don't 3d sluts look half as good as anime girls?

>>55617366
So many good franchises utterly destroyed in the name of promoting sodomy and reddit-tier politics. RIP

>go over 25k
>do 6 day trades
>flag as PDT
>that's okay you're over 25k
>dip under 25k
>can't day trade because lol

there is a word i'm looking for.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGRRRRR

>>55617224

>>55617413
just 3.4% bro
don't revenge trade

>>55617182
255

>>55617408
Its for your own benefit. Why should you be day trading if you have less than 6 months minimum wage savings, and are also losing money doing it.

I'm going to regret not selling for a few years I think

>>55617508
woah how did you do that? I can I pay them so I can see future lines like that??

holyfuck holyfuck bangkok 112 the bost vlogger in yt is back. he is not dead as rumor was!

AND WTF THAILAND LEGAL CANNABIS NOW ev erywhere??? all the hippies in the world are going to rush there now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNataRDuED8

>>55617524
You need to git gud at Microsoft Office 365 Excel

why has smg been so fucking snippy lately

>>55616200
>Russia would get glassed

By who? Also, I'm pretty sure they would return fire. Do you think their nuclear submarines would just magically vanish?

>>55617551
NIGGERS

>>55617551
It’s too hot to play nice with TA and crypto idiots
no patience for stupidity

>>55617541
>all these white male tourists
lmfao

>he is not dead as rumor was!
kek why does this sound like a bad chinglish translation of the famous Mark Twain quote

>>55616015
>the fake post of baggies made it into the dossier
epic troll

>>55617469
>it benefits the poorfags
highly disagree
>only accounts for a single brokerage account
>arbitrary limit
it's brokerages who get shit on by poorfags for not paying their margin calls for being too poor.

>>55617541
I wonder if Singapore will ever legalize cannabis.
Probably unlikely since they still have mandatory death penalties on chewing bubblegum and taking a sip of water on public transport.

>>55617577
yeap, and that's bangkok!

you should see pattaya the offical Whore house :) , it's full single males retirees with beer belly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6LRCud1WI

>>55616015
kek why is stripper GF there
that's scoopsies bitch

>>55616015
...christ i think some of you people have too much time.

What even is PSQH, everything I read jist talks about how its conservative. Okay, well what is it?

>>55617327
sure why not

>>55616015
Hahahhaha I’ve had him filtered for song long
He is truly the biggest fucking retarded faggot
He posts fake trades too
Fuck this idiot I hope he an heroes

>>55617619
I'd be worried that even in Thailand I wouldn't be able to get laid.

BUY LOCKHEED

>>55617616
singapore is hyper strict no drugs!

but thailand was kinda too always. that's why im stunend that cannabis is now legal and they are selling it every fucking street corner with some kind of cannabis mini vans it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2SRTL5LtVo

>>55615967
Everyone fomod into leveraged TSLL calls last week

whats the next company to fail earnings that will keep this downtrend going? im starting to think this season we are going to see the effects the rate hikes finally.

>>55617696
Nobody gonna buy these bags.

>>55617696
down 50%?
good

>>55617708
All of them. :^)

GIGA TSLA bear here. TSLA is fucked. But the rambling facebook jew Boomer that is Musk will rage buy calls tomorrow at 10-11am.
THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE.

>>55617734

>>55617469
PDT kicks in whether you're losing money or making money.

>>55617747
imagine the gonorrhea

>>55617541
>AND WTF THAILAND LEGAL CANNABIS NOW ev erywhere??? all the hippies in the world are going to rush there now

Only the ones with money. Most hippies I know live on shoestring budgets and don’t have the ability to jetset out to Thailand to smoke on a beach

>>55617747
that's the worst pour I've ever seen

>>55617767
rich hippies are the fucking worst

Yo why is everything going down?

>>55617793
bear market rally is over. Hope you were able to maximize profits and cash out.

>>55617568
You should have been here earlier when baggot was still here. He said he not only wants an apology from you, he wants you to kneel.

>>55617708
Schlumberger tomorrow, though not so important.
AAPL and NVDA. Texas Instruments and General Electric.

Wtf Alphabet earns more than Microsoft? NVM, alphabet will too.

wtf coca cola only earns 11 billion and meta about 30? Everybody knows coca cola and many people drink it. How much of that shit is being sold? WHAT DOES META DO!? EXCePt sTEALING DATA

Also AT&T and Stellantis

>>55617747
That's digusting but at the same time worth a tip for the effort. And this faggot even makes demands on the foam.

>Total gross profit per unit (“GPU”) was $6,520, an increase of 94% compared to second quarter 2022, exceeding the Company’s previous best quarter by 27%

>Total Non-GAAP GPU was $7,030, an increase of 91% compared to second quarter 2022, exceeding the Company’s previous best quarter by 36%

What is this bullshit? Not even Tesla has these kind of margins.

qqq got hit with some pic rel today!

>>55617810
I would beat the fuck out of him
That’s a threat and a promise

>>55617816
I'd say it's worth it. You get a cold beer and free smells.

>>55617793
Wrong question. Why was it going up so high above fundamentals? Hint: fucking retards.

>>55617863
you need to start hanging out at Earth, Wind and Fire concerts in New England and you'll find him

>>55617828
It's 94/91% compared higher to previous, not what it is in relation to revenue? Their margin in regards to their revenue might be 10-20%.

The reason they made much more money might be greedy carmanufacturers who demand too much for new cars making the used car market more attractive

>>55617863
I very much doubt that. I've seen a picture of you. You're pretty much a twink. I think baggot could probably pin you and take your bussy.

>>55617828
CVNA is being used to launder money for criminal cartels. Not even an exaggeration. Same with TSLA but its a much smaller component there.

>>55617912
wrong

>>55617924
Selling/buying cars to clean the cash?

>>55617810
Cursed photo.

>>55617882
Nah the short report said it came from a one-time transaction that is juicing their short term financial outlook.

>>55617767
i think places like bali, goa are places where people go play hippies while eating at 5 star restaurant other side of the road locals sleeping on street :O

then you have backpacker gettos in south east asian countries like in vietnam this place full of western hippies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OcKqvaaKNQ

>>55617782
powell was in deadhead live concert i think. it's metal music

>>55617810
what is he like 50?

>>55617936
Bullshit aside, apology or no apology, you need to respect your elders in this general and baggot is your elder.
>>55617972
He's my age. Mid 30's. Keep in mind he's Jewish though.

Thank you qqq for losing me 700$ today :)

>>55617982
he looks like he might be everyone's elder

Why is Nvidia red today on no news?

>>55617986
it'll be back up
what are we just not going to use computers anymore?

>>55617995
tech down, dow up

Serbia is an ever goodder investment


I hope they design a new flag tho

>>55617982
>He's my age. Mid 30's. Keep in mind he's Jewish though.
That'll do it. Looks like one of those 50yr old pensioners picking up thai hookers in bankok lol.

>>55618021
already invested in Serbia, bought me an ak a few weeks ago.

starlink IPO when??
truly believe these fuckers could take over huge swaths of ISP market and if they pivoted to cell service it would be fucking over for verizon, tmobile etc

Someone needs to make a selena pic as the side-profile Yes meme right now.

>>55618041
Kek you seriously think VZ, T or the other don't have plans for this situation already?. There's a reason there is only 3 companies to get your fat data pipe through for your phone and net service.

How do I get over an unbearable smugness that always causes my gains to evaporate

>>55618104
whats their plan? create a rocket company and launch 12000 connected sattelites?
their best bet is to pay up and partner with the muskrat

>>55617870
What fundamental are you talking about?

>>55618119
He meant the lack thereof

>>55618077

>>55617944
CVNA is built to "lose money" so that it can pass through profits to Drive Time and Garcia's many, many subsidiaries. The whole purpose of it is to take dumbshit techbro cash on public markets, mix it with literal criminal proceeds, and have it disappear into DriveTime.
Carvana is meant, by design, to implode from bankruptcy to hide where the cash went.

the oil rebound isn't happening fast enough. I wonder if the Saudis will extend cuts another month when August starts.

>>55615973
No. Also NPCs are just idiots. They are also complete pieces of shit.

What ever happened to pee mattress guy? I was curious on the resolution.

>>55618138
So you're saying to short it?

>>55618227
It was on verge of bankruptcy until I believe it sold probably at a significant loss a portion of its business to ally financial.

>>55617655
Easy money from the conservative version of the idiots that bought GME

>SOXL

Oof

Why did TFLO pop so hard today on giga volume when it’s just a money market ETF? I sold it along with my SQQQ

t. Introduced smg to SQQQ in 2018 during the fall/winter taper tantrum

>>55618272
oh yeah... time to buy

>>55618272
I almost sold my soxs yesterday but I was still jetlagged and sleepy

>>55616728
>>55616737
We've almost given up, its pretty dire

>>55616015
>https://files.catbox.moe/y38o6o.pdf
did someone really track baggie across several boards and save all these posts and pictures to dox him?

>>55618326
never underestimate an autistic neet.

>>55616015
lmao holy autism batman
also laughing at the picture
>this was posted from the same ID, clearly it's his whore!

I wonder if that mahjong poster will stick around and make (lose) money trading with us

>>55618227
Lol I dare ya

I am gay

Negronomics.

Sorry, forgot my trip

I hope you cocksucking bobo losers enjoyed your one red day to price in the rate hike, you won't be getting another one for a few weeks.

>>55618431
Bear necessities

Is now a good time to buy big bank stocks? With these high interest rates and student loan resuming payments I can imagine we will see 2024 as the year of collateral getting liquidated by banks. Free cash flows from surviving banks will be pretty damn good for many years to come. I can see multiyear rally until rates sustain lower for years.

hello i would like to acquire some of your finest disney leaps

>>55618445
I hope you longed the top lol.

>>55618520
DCA is da wae, I continue buying regardless of movement.

>>55618532
Based and boglebrained.

>>55617782
>ywn drop acid with Fed chair Jerome Powell and listen to a 45 minute Dark Star

>>55618532
Okay, somebody has to be exit liquidity, I guess.

>>55618554
The market will only crash as much as the Fed balance sheet does. The Fed balance sheet is barely declining, and the QT will stop in another year at most. Just overlay the Fed balance sheet and the NASDAQ charts and you'll realize I'm right, bobos are unironically betting on a huge decline of the balance sheet.

>>55618577
Okay retard.

>>55618119
Shit is ABOVE what is actually supported by fundamentals like actual earnings. Most or the STOOK price is just retard GOOMBLERS piling money into POPULARITY COONTESTS. In the short term the markets are a VOOTING MACHINE. In the long term the markets are a WEIGHING MACHINE.

>>55618577
its been declining 70 billion
the only bump up was the fed giving out loans to banks. Those loans once repaid disappear from their sheet. or banks collapse and go to zero

>>55618577
>Just overlay the Fed balance sheet and the NASDAQ charts and you'll realize I'm right
L o l. He doesn't understand that when you overlay, it says the exact opposite, that we are going to dump extremely hard.

There are a Feds designated to post in /smg/ full time.

>>55618618
That's a small amount, the bobos in /smg/ expect a 50% crash on SPX, and a bigger crash on the NASDAQ due to the AI "bubble".

>>55617616
Are you fucking insane lmfao why would you ever ask if Singapore would legalize cannabis. My god this reminds me of the time my dipshit friend accidentally brought a weed pen that managed to get through US international flight security into Dubai with us. I thought my friend was going to get executed in Dubai. Ended up being fine thought

>>55618684
>There are a Feds
Nice ESL, Ivan.

>>55618724
>le heckin vatnik posting on /smg/ Glowop
Yawn. We went over this last year. The Russian glowop in /smg/ ended in 2021 after the bull market ripped their face off. Catch up.

>>55618720
Lol your friend is a retard and super lucky. The US embassy barely does shit to help those people.

>>55618684
where do I apply?

>>55618734
Whatever you say, Vatnigger.

>>55618577
I'll take that bet. Powell already mentioned housing costs, there's a 2nd act of the show bucko and it's called total boomer death

>>55618739
To crash on the level of 2008 they would need to erase all balance sheet increases since covid. These people are addicted to printing money, and I would advise you don't bet on them reducing it more than another 10% at most.

>>55618445
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>>55618724
I hope they aren't paying you much more than minimum wage to come here. This is some real bottom of the barrel stuff.

Reminder to buy and hold

>>55618750
>All bulls are actually Le feds
You had a full year of dumping where SPX dumped 25% not adjusting for inflation. What more do you bobo retards actually expect?

The Feds. They're Hiding. Click. Clack. Clickety. Clack.

>>55618755
All your posts are so stupid, holy shit. It's some real Poe's Law type shit where nobody can even tell if you're trolling or not. You're an absolute retard of the highest order, to the point where it should seem like self-satire, but you also seem totally sincere about all of it.

>>55618736
You have to have a STEM PhD from an Ivy League in order to be a full time Fedposter on /smg/. They do the complex risk/reward calculus to shill the absolute worst stocks on /smg/ to lose all the non-Fed posters enough money that they go postal and do a mass shooting. A textbook Fed glowop.

>>55618787
>Doesn't even attempt to debunk anything
Typical bobo, you know I'm right and you can't refute it.

>>55616807
The trick is (110 - age) = %risk
So I'm 33, so my port should be 77% risk-on (equity, etc) and 23% should be risk-off (eg bonds or PMs)

>>55618793
You are quite possibly the dumbest person I have ever interacted with online.

>>55618803
Explain your market thesis or stop replying.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>futures

>bought SIRI calls on a whim
>sold one contract to get back initial investment
>it keeps pumping
inderstandeverything.jpg

>>55615912
You are really trying to bet against PLTR before earnings report?

how much lower can TMF go?

>>55618787
He's a perma bobo that lost his money shorting the bottom in october, blames /smg/ and is trying to get revenge by getting others to buy at the top (which he thinks is every day)
His posts comes off as an autistic man trying to play his idea of a 'character', you really recognize such things the longer you're on this site

>>55618795
that's not a trick it's a rule of thumb
you're not supposed to mindlessly stick to it

>>55616078
Im surprised the AI meme has gone strong this long. Most of the quality art it produces is busty woman. Yet somehow its pumped for almost a year on that alone. I should just take my video game company public and get paid big bucks because of the enemy AI.

>>55615944
>>55615992
Dont listen to this guy

I say PLTR, they are a government contractor with more cash on hand than liabilities and earnings are early august.

They are the lockheed martin of AI, trust me on this bro, even 5 shares, my portfolio is literally just $PLTR and $MO, like 241 shares of PLTR and 40 shares of altria.

>>55618855
what character do you think i play on this site?

JNJlads don't sell. They want your JNJ in return for sh*tstocks. We know what we got and never selling. We got bitcoins they want to give us stinkylinkies in return.

>>55618855
Wrong, I'm a permabull who came from reddit after I was informed that there are lots of bers on here. I own you bears in debates every day.

>>55618861
based portfolio

>>55618818
No, I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that every time you post under one of your alts, whether it's bullsarethegoodguys, putsRnotDaWae, or any of the other throwaway personas, it is always, without fail, the most mind-numbingly-stupid bad takes I have ever seen in my life. You are like a black hole for intelligent discussion. But I guess that's what it takes to become as propagandized as you are. Your mind is like an empty vessel for other people to fill with their ideas. Your sheer magnitude of your unintelligence allows you to be easily manipulated into groupthink.

>>55618861
why not go all in on PLTR so that way you have high concentrated returns from PLTR upside?

>>55618874
I merely repost the same content I post on reddit, often copypasting it directly. You and other bers have yet to refute my points, almost every prediction I have made has come true.

>>55616705
Left is the hottest, right is the elast appealing. Would date all three, just take 2s personality and put it into 1s body. Maybe switch 1 and 2s heads as well. Okay basically I want #2 just with big boobies. How much money do I need to make in stocks to get a woman like that?

>>55618684
meds

>>55616688
>permanent lockout
Wow they really want us out of the market. Wouldn't be surprised if everything since January 2022 is them just trying to shake out retail with erratic movements to bankrupt us.

>>55618894
You should have your IQ tested. It might yield new discoveries to medical science in the study of mental disabilities.

Bull markets are hot.

>>55616762
Same, I have more than enough to get past that, but that rule is definitely not for protecting my wealth. Probably put in place via the excuse of the typical normie complaining that someone else should be held accountable for their losses after dsytrading the same stock 20 times as it went up and down on the minute level chart

>>55618916
>Insults me but refuses to post his market thesis
Coward.

>>55618917
I think this is hotter

>>55618857
It's a trick because they're trying to trick you with a rule of thumb.

You scared pussy.

>>55618926
The sad part is you probably do have actual developmental disabilities in real life, and that's how you got sucked into the discord group. They make you feel like you belong.

>>55618953
>discord group
What are you talking about, schizo? You sound unhinged and crazy.

the only rule of thumb i abide by is if we're doing doggie, my wife likes a thumb up the ass

>>55618958
that one thats gangstalking him apparently

>>55618926
How about this for a market thesis:
Fuck you, money printer goes brrrr, and the line always goes up

>>55618958
Those kinds of groups like to prey on people like you with mental disabilities because you're easy to influence.

What the fuck is up with the volume on TLT today?

>>55618967
>Fuck you, money printer goes brrrr, and the line always goes up
That's literally my thesis too, the bobos refuse to explain theirs.

i can't believe we're in the timeline where baggie might get doxxed by someone from a fucking mahjong general... i mean the literal fucking embodiment of the 'basket weaving forum' meme

>>55618971
This is a stock market thread, not some /x/ or /pol/ tier conspiracy schizoid thread.

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>>55618929
I don't like crude oil generating any alpha. As oil is a bad time commodity. I like good time funds like the Sexy People 500. Also futures trading is gay.

>>55618982
i hope it works and he never returns
completely unsurprising that he tripfags everywhere and ruins threads across the website

an annoying and embarrassing level of narcissism. genuinely the the maximum level of faggot possible on 4chan

>>55618788
>tfw no cute PhD Fed gf who knows your wants and needs and uses them to manipulate you while mocking you with her superior intellect
JUST

>>55618984
What kind of mental disability is it, I wonder?

>>55618917
This.. is a man

>>55619013
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>>55619009
i used to know a pretty cute, if slightly autistic, redhead chick who was really into cybersecurity and stuff... she moved away for a 'government job' and lost contact with everyone in our circle... i'm pretty sure that's what she does now

>>55618745
I think you're missing something>>55618618

>>55619030
you have no friends. youve never had friends

>>55618988
With the new day trading rules, that perception about futures might have to change. The majority of newfags don't exactly have 25k and we have a pretty high turnover rate. This general might become rather futures friendly in the near *ahem* future

>>55616112
Not impressive, I'm at least twice as fat as you

>>55618961
kek

>>55618753
Lol they are trying to trick the algos hard, good thing they have so much diversity in their ranks surely they are strong enough to do it

>>55617551
Crab market, it makes everyone a loser

>>55619084
>that pic

>>55617408
trading a lot as generally the most direct way to lose money.
THEY THINK THAT YOU ARE DUMB AND POOR

try to not be at least one of those things

>>55618610
>Those loans
lol
>once repaid
lmao
>disappear
even

>>55618891
I already had this position and i didnt want to sell at a loss, i was like 1% down when i got into PLTR. Good idea to not put all of your eggs in one basket anyways, i sold my other dividend shit but still wanted to have some dividend income. I sold nestle, AGNC, and PDI.